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- HI.
- HEY.
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WHO ISTHIS
LITTLE BALLERINA?
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IT'S CHARLIE, YOUR FOURTH
ANDFINALCHILD, RIGHT?
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- ( Bob sighs )
- ISN'T THAT DRESS ADORABLE?
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I BOUGHT IT
FOR HER FIRST BALLET CLASS,
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WHICH YOU ARE TAKING
HER TO, BECAUSE I HAVE
TO WORK TOMORROW.
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BUT, HONEY,
I'M SUPPOSED TO--
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
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AND I NEED YOU
TO VIDEOTAPE IT,
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- BECAUSE I DON'T
WANT TO MISS A THING.
- BUT THE CAMERA I--
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I'D BE HAPPY TO.
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BALLET--
WHAT A STUPID
THING TO DO.
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ACTUALLY, YOUR FATHER TOOK
BALLET IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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- ( sighs )
- GREAT.
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ANOTHER IMAGE
TO KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT.
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ACTUALLY, OUR FOOTBALL COACH
THOUGHT THAT TAKING BALLET
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WOULD HELP
OUR AGILITY AND BALANCE.
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EITHER THAT OR HE WAS JUST
REALLY MESSING WITH US.
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YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
YOUR DAD IN HIS TIGHTS.
HE LOOKED HOT.
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YEAH, THE WHOLE IDEA
OF "HOT"
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MUST'VE BEEN DIFFERENT
IN THE OLDEN DAYS.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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( pencil sharpener whirring )
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- MR. PIPER,
- HOLD ON.K TO YOU--
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( whirring )
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- SEE--
- AH!
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- ( whirrs )
- ( blows )
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NOW WHAT IS IT?
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OH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
LAUGH WHEN YOU HEAR THIS,
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BUT YOU ACTUALLY MADE
A MISTAKE.
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SO THIS IS WHERE
YOU'D BE LAUGHING.
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ANYWAYS, UM,
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SEE, THIS ANSWER HERE?
YOU MARKED IT WRONG.
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- IT IS WRONG.
ANSWER IS B.RECT
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YES, BUT YOU DID NOT
THE OVAL NEXT TO THE B,
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SO IT IS WRONG.
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( chuckles )
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
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MISS DUNCAN,
I HAVEN'T KIDDED SINCE--
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I'VE NEVER KIDDED.
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GOOD TO KNOW.
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SO YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE
MY GRADE, RIGHT?
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- NO, I'M NOT.
- BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR.
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THIS IS ME
COMPLETELY SHADING IN
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THE OVAL NEXT
TO "I DON'T CARE."
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( stammers )
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- HMM?
- ( point snaps )
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THERE SHE IS.
HAPPY ONE-WEEK-AVERSARY.
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OH, P.J., YOU REMEMBERED.
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YEAH, AND THEY SAID
IT WOULDN'T LAST.
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THEY DID?
WHO ARE THEY?
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( chuckles )
NO, IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.
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WOW. IT'S SO FUN
GOING OUT WITH A SMART GUY.
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- I WROTE A POEM FOR YOU.
- OH, LET ME SEE.
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"P IS FOR THE WAY
YOU PLAY GUITAR,
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J IS FOR THE JOKES
YOU TELL."
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OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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YEAH, THE HARD PART
WAS GETTING IT TO RHYME,
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SO I DIDN'T.
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OH OH, I HAVE
A GIFT FOR YOU TOO.
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- A NECKLACE?
- YEAH.
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- WHAT'S THIS?
- IT'S A PIECE OF CHURRO.
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IT IS THE LAST BITE
OF THE FIRST SNACK
WE EVER SHARED.
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OH, THAT MAKES ME
SO HAPPY.
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( cell phone chimes )
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- ( beeps )
- NOW I'M SAD.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
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OH, P.J.,
YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
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SOMETHINGISWRONG.
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MY EX-BOYFRIEND KEEPS
TEXTING ME. HE WANTS
TO GET BACK TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE WEARING MY CHURRO.
WE'RE AT THE CHURRO STAGE.
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WELL, I'LL TALK
TO THIS GUY,
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- SET HIM STRAIGHT.
- WOULD YOU?
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- YEAH. WHO IS HE?
- HIS NAME'S BROCK
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AND HE'S CAPTAIN
OF THE WRESTLING TEAM.
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HE THINKS HE'S
SO GREAT JUST 'CAUSE
HE'S UNDEFEATED.
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HUH. SO HE'S NEVER
LOST A FIGHT
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AND I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN A FIGHT.
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HUH. WE SHOULD HAVE
LOTS TO TALK ABOUT.
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-( bell rings )
- Both: SEE YA.
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MAN, THE CHURRO STAGE
IS COMPLICATED.
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- HELLO.
- Amy: HI.
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MOM, COULD YOU
SIGN THIS, PLEASE?
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- SURE, HONEY.
- WAIT A SECOND.
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I KNOW THAT MOVE.
SHE'S HIDING SOMETHING.
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- NO, I'M NOT.
- THEN MOVE YOUR HAND AWAY.
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I DON'TWANTTO.
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A DISCIPLINARY NOTICE?
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( laughs )
YES! I KNEW IT!
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FINALLY LITTLE MISS PERFECT
DID SOMETHING BAD.
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OKAY, TEDDY HONEY,
WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WHAT? NOTHING.
I JUST GOT MAD
AT A TEACHER
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BECAUSE HE LOWERED MY GRADE
FOR NOT FILLING IN
A STUPID OVAL,
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SO I SNAPPED ONE
OF HIS STUPID PENCILS.
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THAT'S IT?
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I'VE WAITED
MY WHOLE LIFE FORTHAT?
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TEDDY HONEY,
I'M NOT HEARING THAT
YOU DID ANYTHINGWRONG.
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
I DIDN'T.
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OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT--
MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN
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AND HAVE A LITTLE TALK
WITH THIS GUY.
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- OH, NO NO NO,
PLEASE DON'T.
- WHY NOT?
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WELL, BECAUSE WHENEVER
YOU GET INVOLVED
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IN STUFF LIKE THIS,
YOU TURN INTO--
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- MAMA BEAR?
- MM-HMM.
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IS THAT WHAT
YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT?
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YES.
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BECAUSE WHENEVER
MAMA BEAR COMES
OUT OF HER CAVE,
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BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
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YEAH, BUT THEY'RE
USUALLY ENTERTAINING.
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TEDDY HONEY,
I AM MORE THAN CAPABLE
OF GOING DOWN THERE
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AND HAVING
A CIVILIZED DISCUSSION.
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NOW WHO IS THIS TEACHER?
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MR. PIPER.
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AH. PIPER.
IT FIGURES.
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YEAH, P.J. HAD HIM.
GAVE HIM AN F
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- WHEN HE CLEARLY
DESERVED A D-.
- OOH.
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CAN YOU PLEASE
JUST PROMISE ME
YOU WON'T GET INVOLVED?
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OKAY, IF IT'S
THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU,
I'LL STAY OUT OF IT.
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MAMA BEAR IS
GOING INTO HIBERNATION.
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( stammers )
OH GREAT, SHE FORGOT
TO SIGN THIS.
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HERE, LET ME HAVE IT.
I'VE GOT HER SIGNATURE DOWN.
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Bob:
Okay. Come on, Charlie.
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Come on.
Spin. Spin.
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Come on,
twirl around.
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Well, do something cute.
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AND THAT'S WHY
WE NEED THE LESSONS.
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PEOPLE.
( chuckles )
PEOPLE.
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WELCOME TO MISS DONNA'S
SCHOOL OF BALLET.
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I'M MISS DONNA,
AND I AMPASSIONATE
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ABOUT TEACHING
THE ART OF BALLET
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TO THE NEXT GENERATION
OF BALLERINAS.
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DID I GET
EVERYONE'S CHECK?
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VERY GOOD.
NOW SO THEMAGICCAN BEGIN,
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WILL THE PARENTS PLEASE
EXIT TO THE HALLWAY?
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- ( kids chatter )
- AND THERE'S NO PEEKING
IN THE WINDOW.
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IT DISTRACTS
THE CHILDREN.
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UM, UM, MI-- MISS DONNA?
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- YES?
- HI, BOB DUNCAN.
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LISTEN, I PROMISED MY WIFE
I'D VIDEOTAPE THE CLASS.
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( chuckles )
WELL, I'M SURE A GIANT MAN
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WITH A SHINY CAMERA WON'T
DISTRACT THE CHILDREN.
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OKAY, LOOK, IF I DON'T
GET THIS ON TAPE,
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I'M IN REALLY
BIG TROUBLE.
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IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM
YOU'RE AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE.
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OKAY, I AM NOT AFRAID.
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I JUST HAVE
A VERY HEALTHY RESPECT.
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Miss Donna:
ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,
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THE FIRST PIECE WE'RE
GOING TO LEARN TODAY
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-IS CALLED
"A DANCE TO SPRING."
- ( beeps )
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IF ANYONE NEEDS
TO MAKE A DOODY,
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PLEASE RAISE YOUR HAND.
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DADDY.
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- NO, DEAR,
I SAID "DOODY."
- DADDY.
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UM, MR. PIPER.
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HI, I'M AMY DUNCAN,
TEDDY'S MOM.
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AH. TEDDY DUNCAN.
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SHE'S ONE
OF MY MOST...
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STUDENTS.
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RIGHT. ANYWAY,
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I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT HER LAST QUIZ.
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MRS. DUNCAN, PARENTS MUST
SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT
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FORANYCONFERENCE.
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RIGHT,
AND I AM SO SORRY,
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BUT I'M HERE NOW
DURING MY LUNCH HOUR,
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SO IF YOU COULD
JUST MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
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OH, LET ME CHECK
OVER HERE
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WHERE I POSTED
THE SPECIAL RULES
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THAT APPLY
ONLY TO YOU.
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OH, LOOK,
THEY DON'T EXIST.
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AT ANY RATE,
AS YOU CAN SEE BY MY DESK,
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I AM FAR TOO BUSY
RIGHT NOW.
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OH, OKAY.
189
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MAMA BEAR JUST CLEARED
YOUR SCHEDULE.
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-( video game noises )
- HEY, GABE, DO ME A FAVOR--
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LISTEN TO THIS
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.
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- WHAT IS IT?
- WELL, I'VE GOTTA TALK
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TO SKYLER'S EX-BOYFRIEND
AND TELL HIM TO QUIT
BOTHERING HER.
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OKAY, LET ME
STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
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( game beeping )
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00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:02,600
- GO GO GO GO.
- WHAT?
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OH, I JUST
WANTED TO STOP YOU.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
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- OKAY, THIS IS WHAT
I'M THINKING ABOUT SAYING.
- ( groans )
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"HELLO, BROCK,
YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
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BUT I'VE HEARD A LOT
OF GREAT THINGS ABOUT YOU.
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IF IT ISN'T
TOO MUCH TROUBLE,
202
00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:17,785
COULD YOU PLEASE
MAYBE STOP TEXTING
SKYLER SO MUCH?"
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00:10:17,788 --> 00:10:20,618
ARE YOU TRYING
TO TELL HIM OFF
OR INVITE HIM TO THE PROM?
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TELL HIM OFF...
NICELY.
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SO HE WON'T GET
ALL PUNCHY AND HURTY ON ME.
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THEN YOU'VE
GOTTA BE CONFIDENT!
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- SHOW HIM YOU MEAN
BUSINESS.
- OH NO.
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- WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
- WELL, CLOWNS, SPIDERS,
THE DARK--
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NO, I MEAN WITH BROCK.
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HE'S THE CAPTAIN
OF THE WRESTLING TEAM.
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TRUST ME--
ALL TOUGH GUYS ARE
THE SAME.
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YOU STAND UP TO THEM,
THEY'LL ALWAYS BACK DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'LL-- I'LL TRY IT.
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- YEAH. YEAH.
( chuckles )
- OKAY.
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- ( beeps )
- BROCK.
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THIS IS P.J.
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SKYLER IS
MY GIRLFRIEND NOW
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AND I WANT YOU
TO STOP BOTHERING HER.
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00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,801
UH-HUH. WORKS FOR ME.
OKAY. BYE.
220
00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:07,995
- ( beeps )
- HE WANTS TO MEET
AFTER SCHOOL.
221
00:11:07,998 --> 00:11:10,898
- TO DO WHAT?
- I'M GUESSING HOMEWORK.
222
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:12,841
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA
TEACH ME A LESSON.
223
00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:22,750
HI, YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,
PRINCIPAL HIBBERT?
224
00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,723
YES, TEDDY,
HAVE A SEAT.
225
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,416
I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING
226
00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:31,858
OUR SECURITY CAMERAS
CAUGHT EARLIER TODAY.
227
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:34,262
I THINK YOU'LL
FIND IT INTERESTING.
228
00:11:34,264 --> 00:11:36,274
( Piper screams )
229
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:37,966
( Amy yells )
230
00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,198
CAN WE SEE
WHAT ELSE IS ON?
231
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,000
SHH SHH SHH.
232
00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,972
HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART.
233
00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:48,375
- ( playing at high speed )
- ( Piper screams )
234
00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:50,138
( Amy yells )
235
00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:51,910
( women scream )
236
00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:59,946
- WHY-- WHY IS IT
IN FAST MOTION?
- IT'S FUNNIER THAT WAY.
237
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:05,863
I-- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
238
00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:07,496
THERE'S GOOD NEWS
AND BAD NEWS.
239
00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:11,097
MR. PIPER HAS AGREED
NOT TO PRESS CHARGES,
240
00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:14,261
BUT YOUR MOTHER
IS BANNED FROM CAMPUS.
241
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,935
WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS?
242
00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,808
MR. PIPER IS
DEMANDING AN APOLOGY.
243
00:12:20,811 --> 00:12:22,811
OH. OH, OKAY OKAY.
244
00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,023
WELL, I'LL SAY SORRY TO HIM
THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM.
245
00:12:25,015 --> 00:12:27,515
NOTFROM YOU.
246
00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:30,177
OOH, THERE'S
THE BAD NEWS.
247
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:45,141
HEY, HONEY,
HOW WAS CHARLIE'S
FIRST BALLET CLASS?
248
00:12:45,135 --> 00:12:47,265
OKAY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA LIKE THIS,
249
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,337
BUT CHARLIE GOT
KICKED OUT OF CLASS
BECAUSE I WAS VIDEOTAPING.
250
00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:51,199
BUT I'M GONNA FIX IT,
SO PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME.
251
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,553
OKAY.
252
00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:57,545
CUPCAKE?
253
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,180
- CUPCAKE?
- MM-HMM.
254
00:13:04,414 --> 00:13:06,394
THAT'S IT?
YOU'RE NOT MAD?
255
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,016
NO! I'M NOT MAD.
256
00:13:08,018 --> 00:13:11,858
HONEY, EVERYBODY IN THIS
FAMILY HAS TO LEARN TO BE
VERY FORGIVING PEOPLE.
257
00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:16,574
WHAT'D YOU DO?
258
00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:18,827
NOTHING.
259
00:13:18,829 --> 00:13:20,529
-( door opens, closes )
- Teddy:MOM!
260
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:23,530
OOH, I THINK
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT
WHAT "NOTHING" MEANS.
261
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,543
WHAT'S UP, SWEETIE?
262
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:28,105
I JUST SAW THE MOST
INTERESTING NATURE FILM...
263
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,408
- MMM?
- ...IN SCHOOL TODAY.
YEAH, IT WAS ABOUT
264
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,240
A MAMA BEAR THAT
WANDERED INTO A CLASSROOM
AND CHASED A TEACHER.
265
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:38,446
THAT'S NICE, DEAR.
CUPCAKE?
266
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:42,018
NO. NO, CUPCAKES ONLY
WORK ON DAD.
267
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:43,922
IT'S TRUE.
268
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,496
MR. PIPER IS COMING OVER
TOMORROW NIGHT
269
00:13:49,499 --> 00:13:51,299
AND YOU WILL
APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
270
00:13:51,301 --> 00:13:53,831
FINE, I'LL APOLOGIZE.
271
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,513
I GUESS I GOT
A LITTLE BIT
OUT OF CONTROL.
272
00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:59,506
I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO IT.
I JUST LOSE IT SOMETIMES.
273
00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:02,609
( sighs )
DID YOU SEE THE PART WHERE
I CHASED HIM AROUND THE JANITOR?
274
00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:04,842
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT WAS
A LITTLE FUNNY, RIGHT?
275
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,547
MAYBE A LITTLE.
276
00:14:14,284 --> 00:14:16,234
MISS DONNA?
277
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:32,300
- OH, MR. DUNCAN.
- OH!
278
00:14:32,302 --> 00:14:35,052
HEY HEY.
HI. HUH.
279
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,875
MISS DONNA,
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST--
280
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,547
DEMONSTRATING
A WELL-EXECUTED PLIE.
281
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,550
YOU HAVE
SOME BALLET EXPERIENCE?
282
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,992
OH, IT WAS
A LONG TIME AGO.
I DON'T--
283
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,585
FIRST POSITION!
284
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:49,116
SECOND POSITION.
285
00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:51,419
ATTITUDE.
286
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:57,034
NOW GIVE ME
TWO GRAND JETES.
287
00:14:57,027 --> 00:14:59,167
( laughs )
OH, NO NO NO.
288
00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:00,669
OH, ALL RIGHT.
289
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,443
VERY IMPRESSIVE.
290
00:15:05,435 --> 00:15:07,475
THANK YOU, THANK YOU,
BUT REALLY I'M--
291
00:15:07,477 --> 00:15:10,437
I'M HERE 'CAUSE I'M HOPING
THAT YOU'LL LET CHARLIE
BACK IN THE DANCE CLASS.
292
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,610
WELL, I WILL
IF YOU'LL HELP ME
WITH SOMETHING.
293
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:17,653
I'M DOING SOME
CHOREOGRAPHY FOR ONE
OF MY ADVANCED CLASSES.
294
00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:20,617
NOW I'M GOING TO DO
A STAG LEAP INTO YOUR ARMS.
295
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,220
LIFT ME HIGH
296
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,632
AND THEN RELEASE ME
GENTLY ONTO THE FLOOR.
297
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:29,325
YOU KNOW, I--
I ONLY HAD THREE CLASSES.
298
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,959
OH BOY!
299
00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:33,601
- ( both grunt )
- ( crashes )
300
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:38,306
MISS DONNA,
ARE YOU OKAY?
301
00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:40,638
MY HEAD'S IN A WALL.
302
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,940
UH, LISTEN,
ABOUT THE CHARLIE THING,
303
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,542
HOW ARE WE FEELING?
304
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,150
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- OKAY, SO I GAVE YOU
A LITTLE BAD ADVICE
305
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,634
ABOUT SKYLER'S OLD BOYFRIEND
AND NOW I'M GONNA
MAKE UP FOR IT.
306
00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:03,130
YOU BOUGHT ME
A NINJA?
307
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:07,603
- DUDE.
- THIS IS MATT,
MY KARATE TEACHER.
308
00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:08,737
- OH. HEY.
- HOW YOU DOING?
309
00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:11,268
- ( kiai shout )
- OH!
310
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,971
( exhales deeply )
311
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,282
MATT'S MADE ME
THE MOST FEARED KID
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
312
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,076
- YOU'RE IN FIFTH GRADE.
- HEY, ONE GRADE AT A TIME.
313
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:22,010
ANYWAY, MATT'S GONNA
HELP YOU WIN
314
00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:24,312
- YOUR FIGHT TOMORROW.
- ALL RIGHT, P.J.,
315
00:16:24,314 --> 00:16:26,594
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
COME AT ME, ALL RIGHT?
316
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,316
I WANT YOU TO PUNCH,
HIT, KICK.
317
00:16:28,318 --> 00:16:29,688
I DO-- I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOU.
318
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,189
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF THIS SUIT.
319
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,261
YOU WEARING THIS,
CAN'T FEEL A THING.
320
00:16:35,425 --> 00:16:39,065
REALLY? THEN I HAVE
A BETTER IDEA.
321
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:44,130
- HOW YOU DOING?
- YOU P.J.?
322
00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:49,376
Y-- WAIT.
YOU'RE BROCK,
323
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,479
THE CAPTAIN
OF THE WRESTLING TEAM?
324
00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:55,521
MY COACH SAYS I'M 98 LBS
OF WHITE-HOT FURY.
325
00:16:56,546 --> 00:16:58,086
WHAT'S WITH THE OUTFIT?
326
00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,488
IT'S A SELF-DEFENSE SUIT.
327
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,649
FINE BY ME.
328
00:17:01,651 --> 00:17:03,091
OH WAIT.
329
00:17:04,254 --> 00:17:08,064
- OKAY.
- ( laughs )
330
00:17:12,302 --> 00:17:14,302
( cell phone clicking )
331
00:17:14,304 --> 00:17:16,444
( panting )
332
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,036
WE'LL TAKE
A WATER BREAK.
333
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,067
NO. NOT UNTIL I'M DONE
TEACHING YOU A LESSON.
334
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:23,071
( clicking continues )
335
00:17:29,419 --> 00:17:31,279
FORGET IT.
336
00:17:32,482 --> 00:17:35,692
I CAN'T BEAT YOU UP.
I CAN'T GET SKYLER BACK.
337
00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,755
I CAN'T WEAR SKINNY JEANS
'CAUSE THEY'RE TOO BAGGY.
338
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:44,290
MAN, I KNOW IT STINKS
TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN,
339
00:17:44,294 --> 00:17:46,774
ESPECIALLY BY
SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL
AND SMART AS SKYLER.
340
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,266
WELL, BEAUTIFUL.
341
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,770
BUT YOU KNOW,
FIGHTING NEVER
SOLVED ANYTHING.
342
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,782
YEAH, I'VE REALLY GOTTA WORK
ON MY PEOPLE SKILLS.
343
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,806
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
344
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,708
PLENTY OF FISH
IN THE SEA.
345
00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:05,262
WELL, THERE IS
THIS ONE OTHER GIRL
I KINDA HAVE A CRUSH ON.
346
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,115
- WHO?
- TEDDY DUNCAN.
347
00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:08,657
- ( chuckles )
- DO YOU KNOW HER?
348
00:18:08,658 --> 00:18:10,188
AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I DO,
349
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,220
AND I HAPPEN TO KNOW
SHE ISTOTALLYAVAILABLE.
350
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,797
-( doorbell rings )
- OH, THERE'S MR. PIPER.
351
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,329
NOW, MOM, YOU PROMISED
YOU'D BE GOOD.
352
00:18:22,332 --> 00:18:24,602
MAMA BEAR HAS
BEEN DECLAWED.
353
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,514
- OPEN THE DOOR.
- HERE WE GO.
354
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:31,638
AH. MR. PIPER,
COME ON IN.
355
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:36,493
AH. WONDERFUL.
YOU REMEMBER MY MOM?
356
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:38,816
EVERY TIME
I CLOSE MY EYES.
357
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,250
MOM.
358
00:18:42,252 --> 00:18:45,402
WASN'T THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANTED
TO SAY TO MR. PIPER?
359
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,696
I'M SORRY.
360
00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,658
FOR?
361
00:18:53,163 --> 00:18:55,913
SWIPING EVERYTHING
OFF YOUR DESK.
362
00:18:55,905 --> 00:18:59,165
- AND?
- CHASING YOU
THROUGH THE HALLWAY.
363
00:18:59,169 --> 00:19:01,409
- WHILE?
- YOU SCREAMED
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.
364
00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,271
OKAY!
365
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:06,283
GOOD ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, WHO'S HUNGRY?
366
00:19:06,276 --> 00:19:08,516
OH, DAD,
THERE YOU ARE.
367
00:19:08,518 --> 00:19:10,818
MOM, WHY DON'T YOU
GO CHECK ON DINNER
368
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,750
WITHOUT SAYING
ANYTHING ELSE?
369
00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:16,163
- BOB DUNCAN.
- PETER PIPER.
370
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,185
( laughs )
371
00:19:19,189 --> 00:19:22,359
- YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
- NO, HE'S NOT KIDDING.
NEVER HAS, NEVER WILL.
372
00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:27,544
SO, BOB, WHAT DO
YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
373
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:29,897
- I'M AN EXTERMINATOR.
- ( chuckles )
374
00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:32,739
THE IRONY.
YOU SPEND ALL DAY
GETTING RID OF PESTS,
375
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,842
THEN YOU COME HOME
TO THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL.
376
00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,176
CRUDITES?
377
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,950
- YOU TALKING
ABOUT MY WIFE?
- CRUDITES?
378
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:46,894
YOU KNOW, PETER PIPER,
379
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,856
YOU'RE GONNA BE PICKING
YOUR PICKLED PEPPERS
380
00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:50,958
- OUT OF THE OTHER
SIDE OF YOUR--
- DAD!
381
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:54,460
- ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
- OH, THIS IS JUST
THE APPETIZERS, PEOPLE.
382
00:19:54,464 --> 00:19:56,534
LET'S PACE OURSELVES.
383
00:19:56,526 --> 00:19:58,496
JUST SAY YOU'RE SORRY.
384
00:19:59,669 --> 00:20:01,329
ALL RIGHT.
385
00:20:01,331 --> 00:20:03,831
I'M SORRY
YOU MARRIED A LUNATIC.
386
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,713
THAT'S IT.
387
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,435
OH NO!
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!
388
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,208
- MINI QUICHE?
- ( screams )
389
00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:14,241
HEY! COME BACK HERE,
YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
390
00:20:14,244 --> 00:20:16,394
YOU'RE CRAZIER
THAN YOUR WIFE!
391
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:23,248
HEY! NO ONE'S CRAZIER
THAN MY WIFE!
392
00:20:23,253 --> 00:20:25,863
YEAH! NO ONE'S
CRAZIER THAN ME!
393
00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:28,726
SEE YOU IN CLASS!
394
00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,961
All:
HI, MRS. DABNEY.
395
00:20:40,009 --> 00:20:43,669
Hey, Charlie.
So we're here at your
very first ballet recital
396
00:20:43,673 --> 00:20:45,553
and I'm gonna get
the whole thing on tape.
397
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,645
-( cell phone chimes )
- Ooh.
398
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,247
That's odd.
399
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,818
Some guy named Brock
just asked me out.
400
00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:53,921
I wonder who he is.
401
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:55,763
- ( chuckles )
- No idea.
402
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,025
Ooh, it's starting.
403
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:02,259
WELCOME, EVERYONE,
404
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,631
TO MISS DONNA'S
SCHOOL OF DANCE.
405
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,744
IN THIS PERFORMANCE,
THE ROLE OF MISS DONNA
406
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,697
WILL BE PLAYED
BY BOB DUNCAN.
407
00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:11,369
Amy: WHOO!
408
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:13,041
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
409
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,002
A FLOWER IS BORN.
410
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,314
- ( applause )
-( classical score playing )
411
00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,758
( girls screaming )
412
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,320
HEY! HEY!
413
00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:34,963
HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY!
414
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:38,474
COME ON,
I'M A FRIENDLY FLOWER.
I'M A FRIENDLY FLOW--
415
00:21:38,468 --> 00:21:40,468
HEY! I'M FRIENDLY!
416
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,331
DON'T RUN!
417
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:47,083
- ( chuckles ) That was
a very short recital.
- It was awesome!
418
00:21:47,076 --> 00:21:49,076
It was like
a monster movie.
419
00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:52,938
I-- I said
no videotaping in here.
420
00:21:52,942 --> 00:21:56,452
Well, I just have
to say really quick--
good luck, Charlie!
421
00:22:03,593 --> 00:22:05,663
OKAY, ARE YOU READY?
422
00:22:05,655 --> 00:22:06,895
- I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
- ( sighs )
423
00:22:06,896 --> 00:22:09,396
TEDDY, WOULD YOU TRUST ME?
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
424
00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:10,959
( chuckles )
HEARD THOSE WORDS BEFORE.
425
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,960
WELL, THIS TIME--
426
00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:15,442
THIS TIME I MEAN IT.
427
00:22:16,666 --> 00:22:19,406
ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
428
00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:23,040
- ( Bob grunts )
- ( crashes )
429
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:30,547
MAN! I GOTTA WORK
ON MY TECHNIQUE.
430
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,350
All:
YA THINK?
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