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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,639 --> 00:00:11,179 - THANKS FOR THE RIDE HOME, EVAN. - SURE. 2 00:00:11,182 --> 00:00:13,142 YOU DIDN'T MIND SITTING THROUGH MY PRACTICE? 3 00:00:13,144 --> 00:00:14,654 OH, NO NO NO, NOT AT ALL. 4 00:00:14,645 --> 00:00:17,015 YOU LOOK CUTE IN YOUR UNIFORM. 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,517 - I'M ON THE SWIM TEAM. - YEAH. 6 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:26,634 - HEY. - OH, UH, EVAN, THIS IS MY BROTHER GABE. 7 00:00:26,627 --> 00:00:30,357 -GABE, THIS IS EVAN. - WAIT A MINUTE. 8 00:00:30,361 --> 00:00:33,161 - DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? - I DON'T THINK SO. 9 00:00:33,164 --> 00:00:35,044 I'VE DEFINITELY SEEN YOU BEFORE. 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,635 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK YOUR ROOM? 11 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:39,337 LOTS OF REALLY GOOD CLUES THERE. 12 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,610 - I SHOULD GET GOING. SEE YOU TOMORROW? - BYE. 13 00:00:41,612 --> 00:00:43,372 YEAH. 14 00:00:43,374 --> 00:00:45,624 OH GOD. THANKS A LOT. 15 00:00:45,616 --> 00:00:47,276 WHAT DID I DO? 16 00:00:47,278 --> 00:00:50,048 HE'S BEEN DRIVING ME HOME EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS. 17 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,120 I THINK HE WAS FINALLY GOING TO ASK ME OUT 18 00:00:52,123 --> 00:00:54,293 UNTIL YOU SCARED HIM OFF WITH ALL YOUR TALKING 19 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:56,685 AND POINTING AND-- UGH. 20 00:00:56,687 --> 00:01:00,657 I'M SORRY, BUT HE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 21 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,361 WAS HE MY CAMP COUNSELOR? 22 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,674 NO NO NO, HE SEEMED AFRAID OF ME, 23 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,196 BUT NOT THAT AFRAID OF ME. 24 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,700 WHY WOULD A TOTALLY HOT GUY LIKE EVAN KNOW YOU? 25 00:01:12,703 --> 00:01:15,313 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? SLEGOWART! 26 00:01:15,306 --> 00:01:17,446 YOU SAY THINGS LIKE "SLEGOWART." 27 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:20,278 NO NO, SLEGOWART IS A CHARACTER IN POKEO. 28 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,651 THAT'S HOW I KNOW EVAN-- FROM THE GAME STORE. 29 00:01:23,654 --> 00:01:25,624 EVAN PLAYS POKEO? 30 00:01:25,616 --> 00:01:28,586 THAT NERDY CARD GAME WITH THOSE STUPID CARTOON CREATURES? 31 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,819 NO. 32 00:01:30,821 --> 00:01:34,231 EVAN PLAYS POKEO, THE FANTASY CARD GAME 33 00:01:34,225 --> 00:01:38,625 THAT REQUIRES A KEEN LEVEL OF SKILL AND STRATEGY. 34 00:01:38,629 --> 00:01:41,469 BUT WHY WOULD EVAN PLAY THAT? THAT'S FOR LITTLE KIDS. 35 00:01:41,472 --> 00:01:44,542 WIGIMON IS FOR LITTLE KIDS. 36 00:01:44,535 --> 00:01:47,775 POKEO IS FOR NINE AND UP. 37 00:01:48,839 --> 00:01:50,609 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? 38 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:54,651 NOW THE CUTE HOT GUY IS A SECRET NERD? 39 00:01:54,645 --> 00:01:58,345 WELL, MANY OF US IN THE WORLD OF FANTASY CARD GAMES 40 00:01:58,349 --> 00:02:01,319 ARE CONSIDERED QUITE ATTRACTIVE. 41 00:02:03,754 --> 00:02:05,504 ( rock music playing ) 42 00:02:05,496 --> 00:02:06,896 ♪ DAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 43 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:08,597 ♪ RUNNING LATE, DISASTER ♪ 44 00:02:08,599 --> 00:02:11,599 ♪ HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? ♪ 45 00:02:11,602 --> 00:02:13,362 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 46 00:02:13,364 --> 00:02:14,814 ♪ I GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 47 00:02:14,805 --> 00:02:16,635 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 48 00:02:18,469 --> 00:02:21,669 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 49 00:02:21,672 --> 00:02:24,652 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 50 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,745 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 51 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,317 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 52 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:30,919 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 53 00:02:30,921 --> 00:02:32,851 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 54 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,693 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 55 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:37,555 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 56 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,828 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 57 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:43,730 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 58 00:02:43,734 --> 00:02:47,244 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 59 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,639 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 60 00:03:14,725 --> 00:03:17,365 ( sighing ) 61 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:20,898 - MOM'S HOME! - HEY, HONEY! 62 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:22,801 HEY, THE BANQUET'S TONIGHT. DID YOU RENT ME A TUX? 63 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:24,483 - IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE. - OKAY. 64 00:03:24,475 --> 00:03:26,435 DID YOU GET ME THE ONE JAMES BOND?ME LOOK LIKE 65 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:28,607 YEAH, HONEY, I GOT YOU THE MAGIC TUX. 66 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:31,579 MOM, DID YOU TYPE MY REPORT? MY BROKEN FINGER? OF 67 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:33,912 - YES, I TYPED YOUR REPORT. - WHAT'S IT ABOUT? 68 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,454 - THE CIVIL WAR. - WHAT'S MY TAKE? 69 00:03:35,446 --> 00:03:38,446 - WHY DON'T YOU READ IT? - NO, THAT'S THE TEACHER'S JOB. 70 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,690 MOM, I'M HUNGRY. IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT? 71 00:03:41,692 --> 00:03:44,262 WHAT'S THAT THING FILLED WITH FOOD RIGHT NEXT TO YOU? 72 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:46,925 DAD? 73 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,557 HEY, MOM, COULD YOU HELP OUT 74 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:49,859 WITH MY SCHOOL CAR WASH ON SATURDAY MORNING? 75 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:51,460 HONEY, THAT'S MY ONLY DAY OFF WORK. 76 00:03:51,462 --> 00:03:52,662 PERFECT. SO YOU'RE FREE. 77 00:03:52,663 --> 00:03:54,373 ALL RIGHT, BRING YOUR OWN CHAMOIS. 78 00:03:54,365 --> 00:03:56,405 OKAY OKAY, STOP. 79 00:03:56,407 --> 00:03:59,767 I NEED FIVE MINUTES OF PEACE, PLEASE. 80 00:03:59,770 --> 00:04:04,280 THAT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA. YOU JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX. 81 00:04:04,275 --> 00:04:06,345 THANK YOU. 82 00:04:08,579 --> 00:04:12,449 - I'M NOT SEEING THE BOW TIE-- - OH MY-- OKAY, COME ON. LET'S GO, CHARLIE. 83 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,733 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO ISN'T ANNOYING ME RIGHT NOW. 84 00:04:15,726 --> 00:04:18,586 THERE'S NO COVER PAGE. 85 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:22,590 BOOM. ( cooing ) 86 00:04:22,593 --> 00:04:24,573 WHERE'S MY NOSE? 87 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,335 THAT'S MY NOSE. THAT'S GREAT. 88 00:04:26,337 --> 00:04:29,367 WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW? WHERE'S MY EAR? 89 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,670 THAT'S MY EAR. 90 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,401 WHERE'S MY EYE? 91 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:35,714 OW! OW. OH MY GOSH. 92 00:04:35,706 --> 00:04:38,806 - WOW, SHE GOT ME. OW. - WHAT? 93 00:04:38,809 --> 00:04:40,649 OW, CHARLIE POKED ME IN THE EYE. 94 00:04:40,651 --> 00:04:44,691 OH, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYE. BOB, IT REALLY HURTS. 95 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,555 MOM, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET IT CHECKED OUT. 96 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:48,057 TEDDY, I'M A NURSE. 97 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:49,558 I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME 98 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,520 WHEN I NEED TO GET SOMETHING CHECKED OUT. 99 00:04:51,522 --> 00:04:52,862 BOB, I NEED TO GET THIS CHECKED OUT. 100 00:04:57,528 --> 00:05:01,628 WELL, AMY, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE YOUR CORNEA IS SCRATCHED. 101 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:04,682 I'M GOING TO PRESCRIBE SOME DROPS. 102 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:07,075 WEAR THIS EYEPATCH OVERNIGHT AND YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO. 103 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:09,807 YOU MEAN GO, AS IN GO HOME? 104 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,940 WELL, THAT'S GOOD NEWS, ISN'T IT? 105 00:05:11,942 --> 00:05:15,592 WELL, HOME IS WHERE THE COOKING AND CLEANING 106 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:18,946 AND LAUNDRY AND HOMEWORK AND HUSBAND AND KIDS AND-- 107 00:05:18,949 --> 00:05:22,319 ( crying ) I DON'T WANNA GO HOME. 108 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,322 BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. 109 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,734 - ( crying continues ) - WELL, WITH YOUR EYE. 110 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:32,698 CAN'T YOU JUST KEEP ME OVERNIGHT FOR OBSERVATION? 111 00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:36,513 AMY, AS A NURSE YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. 112 00:05:36,507 --> 00:05:38,907 THIS IS NOT A HOTEL. 113 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:41,809 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T APPROPRIATE, DR. MEYERS? 114 00:05:41,812 --> 00:05:43,912 TELLING PEOPLE YOU'RE WORKING AT THE FREE CLINIC 115 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:45,724 WHEN YOU'RE REALLY PLAYING 18 HOLES 116 00:05:45,716 --> 00:05:47,016 AT THE DENVER COUNTRY CLUB. 117 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:51,949 I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY ROOM 207. 118 00:05:59,890 --> 00:06:01,690 WHERE'S MOM? 119 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:03,962 OH NO, SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT, DID SHE? 120 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,574 YOUR MOM IS GOING TO BE FINE. 121 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:09,067 NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE MEATLOAF. 122 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,739 SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT, DID SHE? 123 00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:14,911 YOU KNOW, THE CONCERN YOU HAVE FOR THE WOMAN 124 00:06:14,905 --> 00:06:17,075 WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU IS OVERWHELMING. 125 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:19,777 SHE WAS GOING TO WRAP IT IN BACON. 126 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,450 REALLY? 127 00:06:22,453 --> 00:06:23,953 WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT? 128 00:06:23,954 --> 00:06:25,794 I'VE GOT MY BANQUET TONIGHT. 129 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,156 HEY, YOU WANNA COME WITH? 130 00:06:28,158 --> 00:06:32,458 DENVER PEST CONTROL ASSOCIATION PUTS ON QUITE A DO. 131 00:06:32,463 --> 00:06:34,473 - I DON'T KNOW. - WHY NOT? 132 00:06:34,465 --> 00:06:37,665 BECAUSE I HAD TROUBLE STAYING AWAKE DURING THAT SENTENCE. 133 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:41,529 ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR OLD MAN 134 00:06:41,532 --> 00:06:43,472 WIN THE EXTERMINATOR OF THE YEAR AWARD? 135 00:06:43,474 --> 00:06:45,944 OH RIGHT, THAT AWARD YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO WIN EVERY YEAR, 136 00:06:45,936 --> 00:06:48,176 BUT YOU DON'T BECAUSE MURRAY ALWAYS DOES. 137 00:06:48,178 --> 00:06:50,638 LOOK, THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE SAME GUY 138 00:06:50,641 --> 00:06:52,641 - CAN WIN EVERY YEAR. -WHY NOT? 139 00:06:52,643 --> 00:06:54,823 THE SAME GUY LOSES EVERY YEAR. 140 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:57,545 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? ENOUGH ABOUT MURRAY. 141 00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,918 DO YOU WANNA SEE YOUR FATHER WIN THE AWARD OR NOT? 142 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,120 MURRAY'S MY DAD? 143 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,429 -( knocking at door ) - Teddy:MOM? 144 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,000 OH MY-- 145 00:07:14,705 --> 00:07:16,205 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 146 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:19,506 - OH, A LITTLE BETTER. - YEAH? 147 00:07:19,510 --> 00:07:21,940 BUT I MISS YOU AND CHARLIE AND... 148 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,582 THE OTHERS. 149 00:07:25,576 --> 00:07:27,716 I'M GLAD ONE OF US IS DOING WELL. 150 00:07:27,718 --> 00:07:29,848 THAT'S NICE. 151 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,180 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 152 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:34,182 MOM, I JUST GOT HERE. 153 00:07:34,184 --> 00:07:38,134 OH RIGHT. HA. WELL, HOW ARE YOU? 154 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:42,858 WELL, ACTUALLY THERE'S THIS BOY EVAN 155 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,743 THAT I REALLY LIKE, BUT, UM... 156 00:07:44,735 --> 00:07:47,565 I FOUND OUT SOMETHING KIND OF DISTURBING ABOUT HIM. 157 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,038 HE'S INTO POKEO. 158 00:07:49,039 --> 00:07:52,069 POKEO? THAT THING GABE LIKES? 159 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,752 WELL, HONEY, WHAT WOULD YOU SEE IN A GUY LIKE THAT? 160 00:07:54,745 --> 00:07:59,245 WELL, THIS IS EVAN AT A SWIM MEET. 161 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:02,879 YEAH, THAT EXPLAINS THAT. 162 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,963 WELL, HONEY, NO ONE'S PERFECT. EVERYONE HAS THEIR FLAWS. 163 00:08:05,956 --> 00:08:08,686 YOU THINK I WAS THRILLED WHEN I FOUND OUT YOUR FATHER WAS INTO BUGS? 164 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,889 BUT YOU GOT OVER IT? 165 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:15,631 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I DID-- GOT OVER IT. 166 00:08:15,626 --> 00:08:17,796 LOOK, HONEY, RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT COMPROMISE. 167 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,498 IF YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GUY, 168 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,969 TRY BEING INTERESTED IN THINGS HE'S INTERESTED IN. 169 00:08:21,972 --> 00:08:23,902 ON MY SECOND DATE WITH YOUR FATHER 170 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,714 I THREW OUT THREE FACTS ABOUT BARK BEETLES. 171 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:29,737 HA HA, THE MAN WAS MINE. 172 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:33,210 WELL, I'VE TAKEN UP ENOUGH OF YOUR TIME. 173 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,915 MOM, DIDN'T YOU GET POKED IN THE OTHER EYE? 174 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,987 NO NO, IT WAS-- IT WAS THIS EYE. 175 00:08:38,989 --> 00:08:40,919 I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE OTHER ONE. 176 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,191 NO NO NO NO. 177 00:08:42,192 --> 00:08:45,602 OH GOSH, LET MAMA REST, DEAR. 178 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:48,296 LET MAMA REST. ( groans ) 179 00:08:52,302 --> 00:08:56,612 OKAY, LET'S DO THIS ONE MORE TIME. 180 00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:58,867 I'M PUTTING DOWN MY DRAGONY CARD. 181 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,909 WHAT'S YOUR COUNTERATTACK? 182 00:09:00,911 --> 00:09:03,611 UM... 183 00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:06,754 - WEEPOK? - WEEPOK? 184 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:09,947 YOU PLAYED A WEEPOK WHEN YOU COULD HAVE PLAYED A SCALAMASTER? 185 00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:15,791 SCALAMASTER-- THAT'S-- THAT'S THE OCTOPUS DUDE 186 00:09:15,786 --> 00:09:17,126 WITH THE SUCTION CUP THINGIES? 187 00:09:17,127 --> 00:09:21,887 VORTEXES. THEY'RE CALLED VORTEXES. 188 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:23,832 YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU. 189 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,804 YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE MYTHICAL WORLD OF DORT. 190 00:09:26,797 --> 00:09:28,297 OH NO. 191 00:09:28,298 --> 00:09:30,768 GABE, PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE. 192 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,141 FORGET IT. FORGET IT. 193 00:09:32,142 --> 00:09:34,612 - THIS IS HOPELESS. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 194 00:09:34,605 --> 00:09:36,845 I FEEL LIKE GASIO GOING UP AGAINST MISROD. 195 00:09:36,847 --> 00:09:40,107 WAIT A MINUTE. THAT WASN'T WRONG. 196 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:42,911 - IT WASN'T? - NO NO. 197 00:09:42,913 --> 00:09:47,863 GASIO WOULD HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST MISROD BECAUSE? 198 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:51,588 BECAUSE GRASS POWER IS NO MATCH FOR VOLCANO POWER? 199 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,671 YES YES YES! 200 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:58,996 WOW, TEACHERS REALLY DO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 201 00:10:07,878 --> 00:10:10,608 -( knocking at door ) - Bob: HONEY? 202 00:10:15,986 --> 00:10:18,986 HONEY? HEY. 203 00:10:18,989 --> 00:10:20,719 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, SWEETIE? 204 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,851 ( mumbles ) I'VE BEEN BETTER. 205 00:10:22,853 --> 00:10:26,633 WELL, I GOT SOMETHING THAT'S GOING TO HELP CHEER YOU UP. 206 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:29,698 TADA! 207 00:10:29,700 --> 00:10:31,900 EXTERMINATOR OF THE YEAR! 208 00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:34,812 YOU WON? THAT IS FANTASTIC! 209 00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:36,235 OH, HONEY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 210 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,336 I GAVE A GREAT BIG SPEECH AND EVERYTHING. 211 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,008 - AW, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME? - OF COURSE I DID. 212 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:43,111 P.J., HE GOT THE WHOLE THING RECORDED ON HIS PHONE. 213 00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:44,923 - SHOW HER THE SPEECH. - YEAH, LET ME SEE IT. 214 00:10:44,915 --> 00:10:46,975 DAD, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND? 215 00:10:46,977 --> 00:10:49,877 - WHAT? - YEAH. 216 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,350 - WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? - GO GO GO. 217 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,085 - YOU CAN'T SHOW MOM THAT VIDEO. - WHY NOT? 218 00:10:57,087 --> 00:11:00,057 - BECAUSE YOU DON'T THANK HER. - OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 219 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:03,390 - YOU DON'T EVEN MENTION HER. - OF COURSE I DID. 220 00:11:03,393 --> 00:11:05,773 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 221 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:08,836 Okay. Oh, man, where do I start? 222 00:11:08,839 --> 00:11:12,969 OH YEAH, IN YOUR FACE, MURRAY! 223 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,753 HUH? 224 00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:16,445 I want to-- 225 00:11:16,446 --> 00:11:17,946 YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT TO-- 226 00:11:17,948 --> 00:11:22,908 I WANT TO THANK MY KIDS P.J., TEDDY, GABE, CHARLIE, 227 00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:26,423 WHO MAKE ME WANT TO WORK SO HARD EVERY DAY. 228 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:30,786 OH, AND HOW ABOUT A SHOUT-OUT TO ALL THE BUGS OUT THERE, HUH? 229 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,191 WITHOUT WHOM NONE OF US WOULD BE HERE. 230 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,392 ( laughs ) 231 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,804 MOST IMPORTANTLY I WANT TO THANK 232 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,367 ONE VERY SPECIAL LADY TONIGHT-- 233 00:11:39,369 --> 00:11:42,029 MY WAITRESS! IRIS! 234 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,432 KEEP 'EM COMIN', BABY! 235 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:46,914 I'M A WINNER! 236 00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:55,993 WOW, THAT'S NOT GOOD. 237 00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:58,886 OH MAN. 238 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:00,749 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 239 00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:04,221 - YOU COULD TELL MOM THE TRUTH. - OR? 240 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,956 I COULD TELL MOM THE TRUTH? 241 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:11,960 OR? 242 00:12:13,163 --> 00:12:15,843 WE COULD SNEAK OUT OF HERE AND THINK OF SOMETHING LATER? 243 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,036 DING DING DING DING. 244 00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:33,921 THANKS AGAIN FOR GIVING ME A RIDE. 245 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,764 THANKS AGAIN FOR WAITING TILL MY SWIM PRACTICE WAS OVER. 246 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,756 THANK ME? THANKYOU. 247 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,989 - SAME TIME TOMORROW? - YEAH, SOUNDS GOOD. 248 00:12:42,993 --> 00:12:46,003 - ALL RIGHT. - HEY, COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR 249 00:12:45,996 --> 00:12:47,836 AND GRAB MY KEYS OUT OF MY BACKPACK? 250 00:12:47,838 --> 00:12:49,468 SURE. 251 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,402 YOU HAVE POKEO CARDS? 252 00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:56,454 OH NO, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THOSE. 253 00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:58,446 I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 254 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,880 DON'T BE. I'M INTO POKEO TOO. 255 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,823 WAIT, WHAT? 256 00:13:04,815 --> 00:13:08,385 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE... 257 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,188 I WAS AFRAID YOU'D THINK I WAS WEIRD. 258 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,090 WAIT, YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOU. 259 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,173 MY DREAM IS TO BECOME A LEVEL-FOUR CARD MASTER 260 00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:18,026 AND EARN MY GORGONIC SHIELD. 261 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:20,168 THAT'S MY DREAM. 262 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,900 WAIT, WHAT? 263 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,143 WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 264 00:13:25,135 --> 00:13:27,135 DOES SCALAMASTER HAVE VORTEXES? 265 00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:29,137 YEAH. 266 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,994 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 267 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:39,516 TRUST ME, IT'S GOING TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE YOUR REAL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH. 268 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,349 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO MOVE CHARLIE. 269 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:44,091 HUH? OH OKAY. 270 00:13:44,094 --> 00:13:46,834 COME HERE, SWEETIE. COME ON. 271 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,026 LET'S HELP DADDY DECEIVE MOMMY. 272 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,600 OKAY LET'S MAKE SOME MAGIC, BOBBY. 273 00:13:51,601 --> 00:13:52,601 - READY? - YEAH. 274 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:54,942 - OKAY. - OKAY. 275 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,435 ON. ACTION! 276 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,237 HEY HEY! HEY, OKAY, WHOO. 277 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,841 I have-- no. No no no. 278 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,183 ( stuttering ) I want to-- 279 00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:09,545 I want to thank my wife Amy B. Duncan. 280 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,449 CUT. DAD, YOU ARE STIFF AS A BOARD. 281 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,492 - HELP ME. - SHOW ME SOME EMOTION. 282 00:14:15,485 --> 00:14:17,885 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, ACTION. 283 00:14:17,888 --> 00:14:19,588 ( crying ) 284 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:22,529 Thank you for this award. 285 00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:24,562 This is one of the great moments of my life. 286 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,074 - ( ringing ) - CUT. I GOTTA TAKE THIS. 287 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,537 HELLO? 288 00:14:28,538 --> 00:14:30,198 OH NO, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. 289 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,340 WHAT'S GOING ON? 290 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:40,308 SORRY I HAD TO BRING CHARLIE ON OUR FIRST DATE. 291 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:43,010 I KIND OF THOUGHT MY MOM WOULD BE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL BY NOW. 292 00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:44,963 ACTUALLY I'M EXCITED YOU BROUGHT HER. 293 00:14:44,955 --> 00:14:46,415 SHE'S GOING TO MAKE THIS EVEN BETTER. 294 00:14:46,416 --> 00:14:48,316 YEAH, WHAT IS THIS ANYWAY? WHAT ARE WE DOING? 295 00:14:48,318 --> 00:14:51,088 - WE'RE GOING TO LARP. - LARP? 296 00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,461 "LARP" STANDS FOR "LIVE ACTION ROLE-PLAY." 297 00:14:53,463 --> 00:14:55,303 ANYONE CAN PLAY POKEO WITH CARDS, 298 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,095 BUT WHEN YOU PUT ON THE COSTUMES AND YOU ACT IT OUT, 299 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,598 IT TAKES IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 300 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,129 OH, YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 301 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:04,132 OH, YOU'RE NOT JOKING. 302 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,935 GUYS, THIS IS TEDDY AND CHARLIE. 303 00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:10,238 TEDDY AND CHARLIE, THIS IS SLUGMAR, 304 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,310 WEEPOK, SCALAMASTER, AND GULAGON. 305 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:18,454 YOU BROUGHT GIRLS. WE'VE NEVER HAD GIRLS. 306 00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,488 OKAY. 307 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:23,250 WELL, SINCE WE'RE NOT REALLY DRESSED 308 00:15:23,253 --> 00:15:25,303 FOR THE WHOLE LARPING THING, 309 00:15:25,295 --> 00:15:28,555 CHARLIE AND I ARE JUST GOING TO GO SIT OVER HERE WHILE YOU GUYS PLAY. 310 00:15:28,558 --> 00:15:31,458 OH, NO NO NO, DON'T WORRY. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. 311 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,966 AND THE BEST PART IS WE'RE OUT IN PUBLIC. 312 00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:48,615 OH, BAD NEWS, MOM. 313 00:15:48,618 --> 00:15:51,078 YOU GOT A B- ON MY CIVIL WAR REPORT. 314 00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:52,721 NOT YOUR BEST WORK. 315 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:55,162 I'LL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME. 316 00:15:55,155 --> 00:16:00,325 SO, HONEY, READY TO SEE MY BIG SPEECH? 317 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:02,460 THAT I SHOT WITH MY PHONE... 318 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,732 AT THE HOTEL... 319 00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:06,404 THE OTHER NIGHT. 320 00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:08,296 JUST HIT "PLAY." 321 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:10,298 -( applause ) -Thank you, thank you, thank you. 322 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:13,200 Thank you, Denver Pest Control Association. 323 00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,253 NOT A VERY NICE HOTEL THIS YEAR. 324 00:16:15,245 --> 00:16:19,005 UH, IT'S BUDGET CUTS. ( clears throat ) 325 00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:23,349 You know, winning an award like this is incredible, 326 00:16:23,353 --> 00:16:25,993 but I'm already a winner 327 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,285 because of my wonderful wife Amy. 328 00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:33,359 When I think about this amazing woman... 329 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:38,365 I get all emotional. 330 00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,228 WAIT, WHAT IS THAT? 331 00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:42,230 P.J., REWIND. 332 00:16:44,174 --> 00:16:46,184 THERE, PAUSE. 333 00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:53,378 - BOB, WHAT'S GOING ON? - ALL RIGHT, LOOK... 334 00:16:53,383 --> 00:16:56,093 ( sighs ) 335 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:59,386 HONEY, THE TRUTH IS IN ALL THE EXCITEMENT OF THAT NIGHT 336 00:16:59,389 --> 00:17:01,619 WITH THE AWARD AND THE LIGHTS-- 337 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,121 I DON'T KNOW. 338 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:06,303 I JUST-- I FORGOT TO THANK YOU. 339 00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:09,656 AND THEN WE MADE THE TAPE TO COVER UP THE LIE 340 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:12,729 AND I JUST-- I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY. 341 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,172 LOOK, BOB, I REALLY-- I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, 342 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,136 BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LIE TO ME? 343 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,268 I MEAN IF WE DON'T HAVE HONESTY, 344 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:21,570 WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 345 00:17:21,571 --> 00:17:23,741 WHAT DO WE HAVEHERE? 346 00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:27,775 MOM, ACCORDING TO YOUR CHART, 347 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:30,647 IT SAYS THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR EYE 348 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,120 AND YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME YESTERDAY. 349 00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:40,757 HEY, YOU WANNA PRETEND THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR LIVES NEVER HAPPENED? 350 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,130 WHAT LAST MINUTE? 351 00:17:49,299 --> 00:17:52,269 OUR TWO PEOPLES HAVE BEEN IN CONFLICT FOR MANY YEARS. 352 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,542 Boys: MM. 353 00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:57,754 TODAY THE FINAL BATTLE BEGINS. 354 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,711 CHICAPU IS SUPPOSED TO SAY, "ASSUME THE POSITIONS 355 00:18:03,713 --> 00:18:05,563 AND PREPARE FOR THE GORGONIC WAR." 356 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:09,485 - CHARLIE, SAY "GO." - GO! 357 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,289 CHICAPU HAS SPOKEN. LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE! 358 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:15,332 - WARDART, COME QUICK! - ( boy yelling ) 359 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:20,667 HA! FEEL MY WRATH, YOU KNAVES! 360 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:24,830 NEVER! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE IN THE NAME OF GORGON. 361 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,814 HEY, EVAN, EVAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 362 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,378 - REALITY! - FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. 363 00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:34,511 YOU CAN'T CALL ME BY MY HUMAN NAME. 364 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,824 - I'M SLEGOWART. - I'M SORRY, SLEGOWART. 365 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,417 NO, NOW I'M EVAN. 366 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,190 OKAY, GUYS, WE'VE BEEN IN REALITY FOR TOO LONG. 367 00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,663 GAME ON! 368 00:18:45,655 --> 00:18:47,355 OOH! 369 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,398 I AM WOUNDED. 370 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,130 CHICAPU, YOU'RE A WORTHY ADVERSARY INDEED. 371 00:18:56,206 --> 00:18:58,336 QUICK, WARDART, THROW YOUR FIREBALL. 372 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:02,438 NO, NOT AT ME. NO, NOT-- 373 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,752 HA HA, DEAD! YOU ARE DEAD. 374 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,475 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 375 00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,148 WELL, YOU TOLD ME TO THROW IT. 376 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,349 NOT AT ME. I'M OUT OF THE GAME NOW. 377 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,452 WELL, CAN'T YOU JUST CALL BACKSIES OR SOMETHING? 378 00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,634 BACKSIES? WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE? 379 00:19:17,627 --> 00:19:20,487 OH,I'MFIVE? 380 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:22,360 YOU'RE THE ONE RUNNING AROUND THE PARK 381 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,662 DRESSED LIKE A GIANT FROG. 382 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,173 ( boys gasp ) 383 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,665 I AM A MAGIC TOAD. 384 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,468 YES YES, YOU ARE, 385 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,470 WHICH MEANS I MUST NOW LEAVE 386 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,672 THE MYTHICAL LAND OF NERDINGHAM, 387 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,414 FOR I HAVE LOST INTEREST 388 00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:39,576 NO MATTER HOW GOOD THOU LOOKETH IN A SWIMSUIT. 389 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,379 CHICAPU, AWAY! 390 00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:47,185 COME HERE, YOU. OKAY. 391 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,786 SO YOU BROUGHT THAT GIRL HERE ON A DATE? 392 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,220 YEAH. 393 00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:58,573 SO IT'S ALMOST AS IF I WERE ON A DATE. 394 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,337 Hey, Charlie. 395 00:20:09,339 --> 00:20:11,339 Listen, when you get to be my age, 396 00:20:11,341 --> 00:20:14,381 don't pretend to be someone you're not just to impress a guy. 397 00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,224 I just learned that. 398 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,585 I also learned that if you walk home from the park 399 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,588 dressed like a giant chicken, 400 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:22,850 you're going to be chased by a dog. 401 00:20:24,794 --> 00:20:28,434 Hey, did you touch my Pokeo cards? 402 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,898 - No. - Liar! 403 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:34,530 There's a bent corner on my Slugmar card. 404 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,544 Mom! 405 00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,539 Oh, one more thing. 406 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,541 If you fall for a guy with something in common with Gabe, 407 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,654 good luck, Charlie. 408 00:20:52,482 --> 00:20:54,882 ( doorbell rings ) 409 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:02,689 - LEWIS! - HELLO, MR. D. 410 00:21:02,692 --> 00:21:03,792 COME ON IN. 411 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,343 HEY, TEDDY, LEWIS IS HERE. 412 00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:08,436 ACTUALLY I CAME HERE TO TALK TO YOU, BOB. 413 00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:11,968 - CAN I CALL YOU BOB? - CAN YOU? 414 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,041 IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. 415 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,983 WELL, BOB, AS YOU KNOW 416 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,976 I'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH TEDDY 417 00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,678 AND THINGS ARE GOING VERY WELL. 418 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:26,062 AND AMY AND I ARE ABSOLUTELY THRILLED ABOUT THAT. 419 00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:28,655 MY FUTURE IS BRIGHT, SIR. 420 00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:30,988 I HAVE A GOOD PART-TIME JOB AT THE COMIC BOOK STORE. 421 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:35,290 - I OWN MY OWN BIKE. - I THINK I KNOW WHERE THIS IS HEADED. 422 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,034 I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS... 423 00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:40,697 I'D LIKE YOUR PERMISSION TO ASK TEDDY 424 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,470 TO BE MY G-GIRLFRIEND. 425 00:21:43,473 --> 00:21:46,683 - WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON. - ( mouths word ) 426 00:21:48,338 --> 00:21:50,908 REALITY! 427 00:21:54,744 --> 00:21:57,654 WELL, THANK YOU MR. DUNCAN.P, 428 00:21:57,647 --> 00:21:59,447 JUST GO WASH THE CAR, LEWIS. 429 00:21:59,449 --> 00:22:01,319 YES, SIR. 31307

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