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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,475 --> 00:00:09,475 - TEDDY. - GREAT! 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:13,350 - TEDDY, I'VE GOT TO TALK-- - OH-- YOU'RE KIDDING. THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 3 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,781 WOW. 4 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:17,045 HOLD ON. I'M GETTING ANOTHER CALL. 5 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:22,164 REALLY? 6 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:23,390 REALLY. 7 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,426 HOLD ON. I'VE GOT TO CALL YOU BACK. 8 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,261 - WHAT? - WHAT? 9 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,098 I JUST OPENED UP THE PHONE BILL. 10 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,103 YOU ARE $90 OVER YOUR TEXTING LIMIT. 11 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,495 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THAT? 12 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,336 "I LOVE YOU, DADDY"? 13 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,612 COME ON, TEDDY, THIS IS SO IRRESPONSIBLE. 14 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:42,481 - I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU. - ( phone beeps ) 15 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:45,350 HOLD ON. I'M GETTING A TEXT. 16 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,219 NO, YOU'RE NOT, 17 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,518 'CAUSE I'M TAKING YOUR PHONE AWAY. 18 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,519 WHAT? NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 19 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,621 TAKING AWAY MY PHONE WOULD BE LIKE TAKING AWAY YOUR PIZZA. 20 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,358 YOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR PHONE 21 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,133 BY CALLING ME FAT? 22 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,667 WELL, I'M JUST REALLY MAD. 23 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,667 I LOVE YOU, DADDY. 24 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,338 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- YOU'LL GET YOUR PHONE BACK 25 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:14,643 - WHEN YOU COME UP WITH 90 BUCKS. - THAT'S SO UNFAIR. 26 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,505 HEY DAD. 27 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:20,275 UH, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING. 28 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:21,424 WHAT? 29 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,149 ( chuckles ) 30 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:25,394 WELL, I WAS PULLING INTO THE GARAGE 31 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,519 AND I KIND OF SCRAPED THE BUG TRUCK. 32 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,516 INSTEAD OF "BOB'S BUGS BE GONE" 33 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:33,458 IT NOW SAYS "ROB'S RUGS BE GONE." 34 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,564 P.J.! 35 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,556 YEAH, DAD? 36 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,427 TRY AND BE MORE CAREFUL. 37 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:45,412 THAT'S IT? HE GETS "TRY AND BE MORE CAREFUL" 38 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,179 AND I GET MY PHONE TAKEN AWAY? UNBELIEVABLE! 39 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:52,577 WHOA. SHE'S A HANDFUL, EH, ROB? 40 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,253 ( rock music playing ) 41 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,585 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 42 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,349 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 43 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,688 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 44 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,263 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 45 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,933 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:10,160 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 47 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:13,428 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 48 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,237 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 49 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,340 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 50 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,172 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 51 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:22,908 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 52 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,553 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 53 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:26,448 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 54 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,380 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 55 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,487 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 56 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:35,289 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 57 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:39,363 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 58 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:43,398 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 59 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,714 HEY, GUYS, SEE YOU LATER. 60 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:54,310 ARE YOU TAKING CHARLIE SOMEWHERE? 61 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:57,612 YES, TO THE MALL. WE'RE GOING TO GO SHOPPING. 62 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,275 SHOPPING FOR WHAT? 63 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,623 GIRLS. 64 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:04,689 THEY JUST CAN'T RESIST OUR ADORABLE LITTLE SISTER. 65 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:08,258 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D USE CHARLIE AS GIRL BAIT. 66 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,359 OH, LET HIM DO IT. 67 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:13,390 WITHOUT CHARM OR PERSONALITY, IT'S HIS ONLY PLAY. 68 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,257 THANK YOU. 69 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,597 ALL RIGHT, JUST HAVE CHARLIE BACK BY 3:00. 70 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,501 I'M TAKING HER AT OTTO'S GROTTO.TY 71 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,343 OH, NO PROBLEM. SHOULDN'T TAKE LONG. 72 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:23,469 HEY, CHARLIE, SAY THAT THING I TAUGHT YOU. 73 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:24,774 I WUV P.J. 74 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,775 "WUV"? SHE CAN SAY "LOVE." 75 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,478 I KNOW, BUT "WUV" GETS ME WAY MORE GIRLS. 76 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:37,494 HEY HONEY. 77 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,518 - HEY. - WHAT'S WRONG? 78 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,663 NOBODY TO PLAY VIDEO TENNIS WITH. 79 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,019 ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DOING HOMEWORK 80 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:46,487 OR SPENDING TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES-- 81 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,657 LOSERS. 82 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,756 I'LL PLAY WITH YOU. 83 00:03:50,798 --> 00:03:53,668 I THINK I'LL GO READ A BOOK. 84 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:56,541 YOU'D RATHER READ A BOOK 85 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,310 THAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH YOUR MOM? 86 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,809 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 87 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,541 I'M GONNA GO TAKE A NAP. 88 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:07,047 GABE, I'VE PLAYED VIDEO GAMES BEFORE. 89 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,350 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 90 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,548 MOM, THAT'S THE TV REMOTE. 91 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,788 WHICH I'M MOVING OUT OF THE WAY 92 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,464 SO THAT I CAN PICK UP A CONTROLLER. 93 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:22,533 ALL RIGHT, SERVE IT UP, SONNY BOY. 94 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,573 FINE. 95 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,568 THIS WON'T BE ANY FUN. 96 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,500 OKAY, ARE YOU READY? 97 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:29,466 GO FOR IT. 98 00:04:29,503 --> 00:04:31,613 ( game beeps ) 99 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:39,446 WOW, THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT. 100 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:47,493 ( children shouting ) 101 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:53,861 WHERE'S CHARLIE? WHERE'D CHARLIE GO? 102 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,864 ( laughing ) 103 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:59,326 OH, THERE SHE IS. THERE SHE IS. 104 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:00,527 YEAH YEAH YEAH. 105 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:04,638 OH, WOW. MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT THAT BACK. 106 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,072 MINE. 107 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:09,836 WELL, THEY PROBABLY WON'T MISS ONE BALL. 108 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,577 I COUNT EVERY BALL EVERY NIGHT! 109 00:05:15,416 --> 00:05:17,616 CAN YOU ZIP ME UP? 110 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,551 NO. NO, THANK YOU. 111 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,787 THE GIRL THAT USUALLY PLAYS THE MERMAID-- SHE QUIT ON ME. 112 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,563 SHE'S NOW THE PICKLE AT HAMBURGER HANK'S. 113 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:28,133 WELL, YOU KNEW HER WHEN. 114 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,131 THAT HANK IS KILLING ME 115 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,633 WITH HIS FANCY MINIMUM WAGE. 116 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,366 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THIS, 117 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,613 BUT I COULD USE A JOB. 118 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,838 OKAY, SLOW IT DOWN. 119 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,613 IT TAKES THREE THINGS TO WORK AT OTTO'S GROTTO. 120 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:45,783 - ONE-- YOU GOTTA BE 16. - I AM. 121 00:05:45,813 --> 00:05:47,783 TWO-- YOU GOTTA BE GOOD WITH KIDS, 122 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,745 WHICH BASICALLY MEANS WILLING TO CLEAN UP THEIR PUKE. 123 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:54,864 "I AM," SHE SAID LESS EXCITEDLY. 124 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,658 AND MOST IMPORTANT, 125 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,530 YOU GOTTA SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE SEA. 126 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:00,690 THE WHAT? 127 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,698 LIKE "DON'T BE CRABBY, KIDS. 128 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,770 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A WHALE OF A TIME." STUFF LIKE THAT. 129 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:06,168 IT'S OUR HOOK. 130 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,569 WHOA, I JUST DID IT AGAIN! 131 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:13,473 YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY. I WON'T CLAM UP ON YOU. 132 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:15,877 WELL, YOU'LL WORK ON IT. 133 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:19,649 - WHEN CAN YOU START? - THE SOONER THE BAITER. 134 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,720 THE FIRST PUKE YOU CLEAN UP MAY BE MINE. 135 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,560 OKAY, GABE, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 136 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,961 BUTTONED? UNBUTTONED? 137 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,633 UNBUTTONED-- GIVE THOSE FOUR CHEST HAIRS A CHANCE TO BREATHE. 138 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,828 SO YOU GOT A GIRL COMING OVER? 139 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,667 YEP, HER NAME IS KAYLA. I MET HER AT THE MALL. 140 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,173 - CHARLIE GOT YOU A GIRL? - YEAH, WORKED LIKE A CHARM-- 141 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:47,575 WELL, EXCEPT CHARLIE GOT A LITTLE CONFUSED. 142 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,578 INSTEAD OF SAYING "I WUV P.J." 143 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,980 SHE SAID, "I WUV POOPY." 144 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:54,452 I THINK CHARLIE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS SAYING. 145 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:57,692 YEAH, BUT I TOTALLY SAVED IT. 146 00:06:57,718 --> 00:07:01,518 I TOLD KAYLA MY NICKNAME WAS POOPY. 147 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,515 KAYLA AND POOPY-- 148 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,657 MANY YEARS OF HAPPINESS, SIR. 149 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:09,664 ( doorbell rings ) 150 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:12,467 COME ON, BOYS, WORK YOUR MAGIC. 151 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,844 - HI KAYLA. - HI. 152 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,669 - THIS IS MY BROTHER GABE. - OOH OOH OOH! 153 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,835 - ( Gabe grunts ) - CHARLIE, THERE'S MY LITTLE SWEETIE. 154 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,784 HI. COME HERE. 155 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:24,950 ( laughs ) HAVE FUN, POOPY. 156 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,480 SO DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT DOWNSTAIRS? 157 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,618 I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA. 158 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:36,793 ASHES ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN. 159 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,634 OH MY GOODNESS, YOU'RE SO GOOD. 160 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,689 ( Kayla squealing ) 161 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,758 OKAY, WHO WANTS TO PLAY PEEK-A-BOO? 162 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,567 - WHO WANTS TO PLAY PEEK-A-BOO? - ACTUALLY, 163 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:47,639 CHARLIE HAS TO TAKE HER NAP RIGHT NOW. 164 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:48,838 OH. 165 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,569 WELL, I GUESS I'LL BE GOING. 166 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,644 REALLY? 167 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:54,712 I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE SOME KAYLA AND POOPY TIME. 168 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:56,712 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME. 169 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,684 BUT THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD PLAYDATE. 170 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,512 I GUESS, YEAH. 171 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,748 - BYE, CHARLIE. - GOODBYE-BYE. 172 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:06,024 WHO'S GONNA GET A BIG KISS? I'M GOING IN. 173 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,793 MWAH! 174 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:08,761 OH. 175 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,789 BOOP! 176 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,604 - HA! - MOM. 177 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:20,702 - DAD! - HA! 178 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,704 - HA! - MOM. 179 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,666 - DAD! - HA! 180 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,265 - HA! - ( game beeps, applause ) 181 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,576 CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE IT STOP? 182 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:30,579 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 183 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:32,981 PRACTICING VIDEO TENNIS. GABE CRUSHED ME TODAY. 184 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,053 YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT 11:00. 185 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,852 YEAH, WELL, MAMA DON'T LIKE TO LOSE. 186 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:40,694 DIDN'T WE USED TO HAVE A LAMP HERE? 187 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,721 I DON'T THINK SO. 188 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,827 DAD, GET HER OUT OF HERE. I HAVE WORK TOMORROW. 189 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:47,930 YOU GOT A JOB? 190 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:52,071 YEAH, I AM THE PUKE-CLEANING MERMAID AT OTTO'S GROTTO. 191 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:55,039 BUT OF COURSE IF YOU GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK I CAN STILL QUIT. 192 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,708 BE SURE AND WEAR GLOVES. 193 00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,838 HA! HA! 194 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,844 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 195 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,876 - ( grunting ) - COME ON, GIVE ME THE CONTROLLER. 196 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,812 NOT NOW. MAMA'S IN THE ZONE. 197 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:09,917 YEAH, MAMA DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THE ZONE IS. 198 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,094 ( spits ) 199 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:19,325 HEY. 200 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,859 OH GOOD. YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME. 201 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,595 YEAH, WELL, IT'S MY FIRST DAY. 202 00:09:23,631 --> 00:09:26,131 I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU FLOUNDERING. 203 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,736 SO WHERE'S MY MERMAID SUIT? 204 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,639 NO, THAT WAS FOR A GIRLS' PARTY. 205 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,641 TODAY YOU ARE WORKING A BOYS' PARTY. 206 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,073 THEY DON'T LIKE MERMAIDS. 207 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,837 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT DO THEY LIKE? 208 00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,806 ( children shouting ) 209 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:42,817 HEY HEY, STOP THAT. OLLIE OCTOPUS IS NOT A PINATA. 210 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,020 I KNOW. PINATAS ARE FUN. 211 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:51,057 OKAY, GUPPIES, GRAB YOUR SHOES-- 212 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,061 OR ANY SHOES 213 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,203 AND JOIN YOUR PARENTS OUTSIDE. 214 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:01,768 HEY, LOCK UP FOR ME, WILL YOU? 215 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,902 WAIT, WHAT? 216 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,636 AND DON'T FORGET TO COUNT THE BALLS. 217 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,643 ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD THE MAN. 218 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,835 EVERYBODY OUT. 219 00:10:09,877 --> 00:10:11,877 NA NA! 220 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,794 NA NA! 221 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,993 JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY TENTACLES ON YOU. 222 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,044 HEY, I'M STUCK. 223 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:43,035 COULD YOU HELP ME? 224 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:46,111 NO. 225 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,950 HELLO? 226 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,253 ANYBODY? 227 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,761 KELP. 228 00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,059 UH! I'M GETTING BETTER, AREN'T I? 229 00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:06,897 YEAH, MOM. 230 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,104 THAT TIME YOU ONLY LOST 6-1. 231 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:14,244 HEY HEY, EXCUSE ME, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 232 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,884 I HAVE TO STUDY FOR MY HISTORY TEST TOMORROW. 233 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,710 PUT THAT BOOK DOWN AND PICK UP THE CONTROLLER. 234 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,152 DAD, MOM WON'T LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK. 235 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,115 YOU CAN DO IT WHEN YOU FINISH PLAYING. 236 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,115 I AM SO CONFUSED. 237 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,892 FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? 238 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,997 FINISH YOUR STUPID HOMEWORK. 239 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,299 CALL ME WHEN YOU GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT. 240 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:45,142 DAD, DAD, SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HER. 241 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,182 WHY? BECAUSE WHEN I TELL HER TO DO THINGS, SHE DOES THEM? 242 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,978 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION 243 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,881 TO THE WAY THINGS WORK AROUND HERE? 244 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:55,023 WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 245 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,148 WELL, IT'S EASY. NEXT TIME YOU PLAY HER, YOU LET HER WIN. 246 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:01,085 LET HER WIN? 247 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,821 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER PLAY? 248 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,486 I'M NOT EVEN SURE THAT'S POSSIBLE. 249 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,755 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 250 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:10,525 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, GET OVER THERE AND STUDY FOR YOUR TEST. 251 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:14,103 OH, I MADE THAT TEST UP JUST TO GET RID OF HER. 252 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:17,274 - YOU WANT TO PLAY? - YEAH, SURE. 253 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,236 ( doorbell rings ) 254 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:24,184 HEY KAYLA. ARE WE GOING ON A PICNIC? 255 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:25,981 YES, WE ARE. 256 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,983 I HAVE ANIMAL CRACKERS, JUICE BOXES 257 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:31,175 AND PB&J SANDWICHES CUT INTO THE SHAPES OF STARS. 258 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,948 WOW, ALL MY FAVORITES. 259 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,787 NO, I BROUGHT THEM FOR CHARLIE, SILLY. 260 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,034 WELL, CHARLIE'S NOT HERE. MOM TOOK HER TO THE PLAYGROUND. 261 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:42,998 OH. 262 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,130 WELL, LET'S GO MEET THEM THERE. 263 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,035 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M STARTING TO THINK 264 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,168 THAT YOU'D RATHER SPEND TIME WITH CHARLIE THAN WITH ME. 265 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,173 WHAT? 266 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,805 THAT'S CRAZY. 267 00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:56,912 ARE YOU REALLY JEALOUS OF A TWO-YEAR-OLD? 268 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,184 HOW CAN A HOT GUY LIKE YOU 269 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,182 BE SO INSECURE? 270 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,145 - OKAY, I'M FEELING A LITTLE BETTER. - YEAH. 271 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,785 THE "HOT GUY" PART REALLY HELPED. 272 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:13,327 HELLO? TEDDY! 273 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,260 IN HERE. 274 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,231 WHAT--? 275 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,296 ( laughing ) 276 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:26,265 SO HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? 277 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,236 GET ME OUT OF HERE. I'M STUCK. 278 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,376 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 279 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,811 DON'T WORRY. I'M COMING IN AFTER YOU. 280 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,393 OH, MAN, WOW. 281 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,333 YOU KNOW, IF I HAD UNLIMITED TEXTING, 282 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:50,099 THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED. 283 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,070 OKAY, I'M GONNA TRY AND PUSH YOU OUT, OKAY? 284 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,043 NOW TRY PULLING. 285 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,877 WOW, YOU KNOW WHAT? 286 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,880 YOU'RE REALLY WEDGED IN THERE, TEDDY. 287 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,882 ALL RIGHT, OKAY, I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA GO FOR HELP. 288 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,855 UH-OH. 289 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,127 - HUH! - UGH! 290 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,332 - ( game beeps ) - WELL, ANOTHER GOOD SHOT, MOM. 291 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:29,135 IS THAT A BELL I HEAR? 'CAUSE YOU JUST GOT SCHOOLED. 292 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:32,069 ARE YOU TRASH-TALKING ME? 293 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,665 WHAT'S THE MATTER? CAN'T TAKE IT? 294 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,336 GONNA RUN HOME CRYING TO YOUR MOMMY? 295 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,435 ( imitating baby crying ) 296 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,277 YOU ARE MY MOMMY. 297 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:43,253 AND YOU ARE MY LOSER! 298 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,345 THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT, MOM. 299 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,357 NOW I'M PLAYING FOR REAL. 300 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,059 - LET'S DO THIS. - OKAY, LET'S TO THIS. 301 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,062 ( game beeps ) 302 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,964 - UH! - UGH! 303 00:14:55,996 --> 00:15:00,326 - ( game beeps ) - ( laughs ) 304 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,467 WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT? 305 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,071 I FOUND SOME CHEATS ON THE INTERNET. 306 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,974 DIDN'T THINK I KNEW ABOUT CHEATS, DID YA? 307 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,376 I DIDN'T THINK YOU KNEW ABOUT THE INTERNET. 308 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:15,351 DAD, WHY ARE YOU BANGING YOUR BUTT AGAINST THE TUBE? 309 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:17,352 I'M TRYING TO BUTT-DIAL THE HOUSE. 310 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,394 IT'S NUMBER ONE ON THE SPEED-DIAL, SO IT SHOULD BE EASY. 311 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,333 - ( dial tone ) - Man: Ralph's Pizza. 312 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,728 You want your usual, Bobby? 313 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,360 THE HOUSE IS ON SPEED-DIAL TWO. 314 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,041 - HUH! - UGH! 315 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,099 ( phone ringing ) 316 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,167 - MOM, PHONE. - YOU GET IT. 317 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,467 NO, YOU GET IT. 318 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:44,438 ( phone ringing ) 319 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,478 HI-YO. 320 00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:52,146 CHARLIE, CHARLIE, IT'S DADDY, HONEY. 321 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,385 LISTEN, GO TELL YOUR MOTHER WE'RE STUCK IN A TUBE 322 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,091 AT THAT KIDS' PLACE AT THE MALL. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS PLACE? 323 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,734 DAD, SHE'S TWO. 324 00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,458 GOOD POINT. 325 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,463 CHARLIE, GO GET YOUR MOMMY. 326 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,526 BYE-BYE. 327 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,040 ( sighs ) 328 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,369 GOOD GOING, DAD. 329 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,174 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO GOT STUCK IN A TUBE. 330 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,445 WELL, I'M NOT THE FIRST ONE ANYWAY. 331 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,380 NO, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU, 332 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,275 I WOULDN'T EVEN NEED THIS STUPID JOB. 333 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,787 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT OVER HER TEXTING MINUTES. 334 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,019 ACTIONS DO HAVE CONSEQUENCES. 335 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,256 NOT FOR P.J. 336 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,060 IT'S LIKE YOU HOLD ME TO A TOTALLY DIFFERENT STANDARD. 337 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,233 YEAH, I TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY. 338 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,432 BUT WHY? 339 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:40,033 LOOK, TEDDY, THIS ISN'T ABOUT P.J. 340 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,497 THIS IS ABOUT YOU. 341 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,304 I HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS. THAT'S WHY I'M TOUGH ON YOU. 342 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,367 DAD, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 343 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,376 OH, HONEY, LOOK, 344 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,378 I HOLD YOU TO A HIGH STANDARD 345 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,350 BECAUSE YOU ARE CAPABLE OF GREAT THINGS. 346 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,180 I AM? 347 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,585 WELL, IN THE FUTURE. 348 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,048 TODAY YOU WERE DEFEATED BY AN OCTOPUS COSTUME 349 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,788 AND A PLASTIC TUBE. 350 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,792 ( laughs ) 351 00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,034 THANKS, DADDY. 352 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,161 ( tube squeaks ) 353 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,527 WHAT WAS THAT? 354 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,434 THAT SOUNDED LIKE... 355 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,096 WHOA! 356 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,236 OW! 357 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,414 ( both grunting ) 358 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,518 HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN DOWN HERE? 359 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,490 Both: QUIET! 360 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,489 I TRIED CALLING THE HOUSE. 361 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,331 IN CASE ANYONE IS INTERESTED, IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. 362 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,830 TAKE THAT! 363 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,302 ( game powers down ) 364 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,501 - NO NO NO NO NO! - WHAT HAPPENED? 365 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,643 OH, THIS? THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 366 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:52,469 WELL, WE'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR SIX HOURS. 367 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,605 I WAS ABOUT TO WIN. 368 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,840 I WAS ABOUT TO WIN. 369 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,835 WELL, NOW WE'LL NEVER KNOW, 370 00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:01,377 BECAUSE I'M TAKING THIS AND PUTTING IT ON A HIGH SHELF. 371 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,500 I DON'T KNOW, MAN. MAYBE HE'S RIGHT. 372 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,543 MAYBE WE DID GET A LITTLE CRAZY. 373 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:28,412 YEAH. YOU KNOW MY FRIEND JAKE? 374 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,281 HE HAS THE SAME GAME AT HIS HOUSE. 375 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,410 NAH, IT'S REALLY LATE. 376 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,575 I KNOW WHERE THEY HIDE THE SPARE KEY. 377 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,654 MEET YOU IN THE CAR. 378 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,260 HEY, KAYLA, IT'S P.J. 379 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,263 IT'S, LIKE, MY FIFTH MESSAGE. WHERE ARE YOU? 380 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,225 - SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN. - WHAT? 381 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,625 ( gasps ) 382 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,639 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 383 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,641 I CAN EXPLAIN. 384 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,184 - POOPY, I-- - DON'T YOU "POOPY" ME. 385 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,581 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. 386 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,282 REALLY? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE 387 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:10,615 YOU'RE HAVING A PLAYDATE BEHIND MY BACK. 388 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,720 I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S-- CHARLIE IS SO CUTE. 389 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,493 AND THEN ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER-- 390 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,722 NO, I THINK IT WOULD BE BEST FOR EVERYONE IF YOU LEFT. 391 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,927 CHARLIE, DON'T LET HIM DO THIS. 392 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,429 SAY SOMETHING. 393 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,561 BYE-BYE. 394 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,936 HOW COULD YOU? 395 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,244 I SORRY. 396 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,476 OH, I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU. 397 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,454 I WUV P.J. 398 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,653 SAVE IT FOR THE MALL. WE'RE GOING BACK TOMORROW. 399 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,660 Hey, Charlie, 400 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,562 it's your dad here. I'm filling in for Teddy 401 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,634 because she's getting ready for her new job. 402 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,703 She's working over at Hamburger Hank's now, 403 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,501 so no more silly octopus costumes for her. 404 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,695 Dad, I'm ready. Can we go? 405 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,637 You want to say something to your little sister? 406 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,444 No no. 407 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,378 Don't ever go over your texting limit 408 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,384 unless you want to end up like me-- 409 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,416 a dancing hot dog. 410 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,604 Good luck, Charlie. 411 00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:33,571 What she said. 412 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,610 ( doorbell rings ) 413 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,284 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 414 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,410 I'M MISSING A FEW THINGS. 415 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,575 THE BALL PIT WAS A LITTLE LIGHT. 416 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,824 YOU REALLY COUNT? 417 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,578 YES, I REALLY COUNT. 418 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,588 YOU DON'T BECOME A #4 KIDS' ENTERTAINMENT PURVEYOR 419 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,561 IN THE DENVER METRO AREA WITHOUT COUNTING! 420 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:03,296 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS. 421 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,330 OH REALLY? 422 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,704 'CAUSE, SEE, I NOTICED THAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER 423 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,573 HAD SOME STICKY FINGERS. 424 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,641 FINE. I'LL ASK. 425 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,405 CHARLIE, 426 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,611 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SOME MISSING BALLS? 427 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,314 IS THAT IT, CHARLIE? 29354

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