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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,677 --> 00:00:09,437 ( clanging ) 2 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,342 WELL, THIS IS AWFUL. 3 00:00:13,344 --> 00:00:16,524 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE SPENDING CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY IN JAIL. 4 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:19,317 WELL, AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL IN HERE TOGETHER, 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,320 LET'S GO OVER SOME GROUND RULES. 6 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,722 THIS IS JUST A CHAIR. 7 00:00:25,056 --> 00:00:26,596 - WELL, WHAT IF I-- - UH-UH. 8 00:00:26,597 --> 00:00:28,627 - WHAT IF-- - HOLD IT. 9 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,499 GUYS, IT COULD BE WORSE. 10 00:00:30,501 --> 00:00:32,161 MOM AND DAD COULD KNOW WE'RE HERE. 11 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:35,474 - KIDS? - UH-OH. 12 00:00:35,466 --> 00:00:38,136 HI, MOM. HI, DAD. 13 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:42,469 - HI. - HEY. 14 00:00:42,473 --> 00:00:44,423 NICE FAMILY YOU GOT HERE. 15 00:00:44,415 --> 00:00:46,675 I'M GUESSING THE DOG IS IN THE POUND? 16 00:00:46,677 --> 00:00:49,777 WE DON'T HAVE A DOG, OFFICER "SNOOTEE." 17 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:52,680 IT'S PRONOUNCED "SNOO-TAY." 18 00:00:52,683 --> 00:00:54,663 - GET IN THERE, YOU TWO. - HERE. 19 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,130 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? 20 00:01:01,132 --> 00:01:02,632 WHAT AREYOU GUYS DOING HERE? 21 00:01:02,633 --> 00:01:04,203 OKAY, BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 22 00:01:04,195 --> 00:01:05,665 LET'S GO OVER THE GROUND RULES AGAIN. 23 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:09,166 DAD, I WANT YOU TO PAY EXTRA CLOSE ATTENTION. 24 00:01:11,742 --> 00:01:13,402 ( rock music playing ) 25 00:01:13,404 --> 00:01:14,814 ♪ DAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 26 00:01:14,805 --> 00:01:16,505 ♪ RUNNING LATE, DISASTER ♪ 27 00:01:16,507 --> 00:01:19,507 ♪ HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? ♪ 28 00:01:19,510 --> 00:01:21,280 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 29 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,712 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 30 00:01:22,713 --> 00:01:24,763 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 31 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:29,587 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 32 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,760 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 33 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:34,673 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 34 00:01:34,665 --> 00:01:36,225 ♪ THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 35 00:01:36,227 --> 00:01:38,827 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 36 00:01:38,829 --> 00:01:40,769 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 37 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,601 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 38 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,483 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 39 00:01:45,476 --> 00:01:47,736 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 40 00:01:47,738 --> 00:01:51,638 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 41 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:55,152 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 42 00:01:56,487 --> 00:01:59,547 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 43 00:02:07,498 --> 00:02:09,558 SO MY KIDS ARE IN JAIL. 44 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,660 - ANYBODY WANNA TELL ME WHY? - NOPE, WE'RE GOOD. 45 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:15,874 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN JAIL? 46 00:02:15,866 --> 00:02:17,766 HEY, WE ASKED YOU FIRST. START TALKING. 47 00:02:17,768 --> 00:02:21,638 ALL RIGHT WELL, AS THE OLDEST 48 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,812 I GUESS I OWE YOU GUYS AN EXPLANATION. 49 00:02:23,814 --> 00:02:25,524 IT'S ALL TEDDY'S FAULT. 50 00:02:25,516 --> 00:02:27,616 - WHAT? IT IS NOT! - OH REALLY? 51 00:02:27,618 --> 00:02:29,618 WE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF YOU HADN'T PROMISED CHARLIE 52 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:31,420 A BIRTHDAY PRESENT YOU COULDN'T DELIVER. 53 00:02:31,422 --> 00:02:32,722 Well, Charlie, here you are, 54 00:02:32,723 --> 00:02:35,193 watching your favorite TV show, "The Gurgles." 55 00:02:35,186 --> 00:02:36,486 ♪ That's the sound we make ♪ 56 00:02:36,487 --> 00:02:38,587 ♪ If we march in circles ♪ 57 00:02:38,589 --> 00:02:40,259 ♪ And watch you play along ♪ 58 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,191 ♪ Just sit down, annoy your mom ♪ 59 00:02:42,193 --> 00:02:45,503 ♪ And sing the Gurgle song, Gurgles! ♪ 60 00:02:45,496 --> 00:02:48,596 It's kind of annoying, but I guess it's entertaining to your little brain. 61 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:51,639 Oh, "The Gurgles!" What did I miss? 62 00:02:51,642 --> 00:02:54,582 - I LOVE GURGLES. - SHH! 63 00:03:00,451 --> 00:03:02,581 SO IF WE'RE HAVING A CONTEST FOR WHO GIVES CHARLIE 64 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,323 THE BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER, 65 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:05,685 I'LL ACCEPT MY PRIZE NOW. 66 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,916 OKAY WELL, I GAVE HER THE GIFT OF LIFE, 67 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,759 SO LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 68 00:03:11,762 --> 00:03:14,532 I'M GETTING HER TICKETS TO THE GURGLES CONCERT. 69 00:03:14,525 --> 00:03:15,695 - OH! - YEAH. 70 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:18,526 I WANT HER TO HAVE A GREAT SECOND BIRTHDAY, 71 00:03:18,529 --> 00:03:21,969 UNLIKE MINE WHEN I DIDN'T GET THE GIFT I WANTED. 72 00:03:21,972 --> 00:03:25,442 HERE WE GO, STILL WHINING ABOUT A HELLO DOGGY. 73 00:03:25,436 --> 00:03:28,536 HOWDY PUPPY, 74 00:03:28,539 --> 00:03:30,979 THE ROOTINEST TOOTINEST LITTLE CHIHUAHUA IN THE WEST. 75 00:03:30,981 --> 00:03:33,541 I WANTED HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD 76 00:03:33,544 --> 00:03:34,994 AND I-- 77 00:03:34,985 --> 00:03:37,545 OH, TOO SOON. 78 00:03:42,253 --> 00:03:44,263 HEY, HOW ARE YOU COMING WITH THE ENTERTAINMENT? 79 00:03:44,255 --> 00:03:46,225 ENTERTAINMENT. ENTERTAINMENT? 80 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,596 FOR CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 81 00:03:47,598 --> 00:03:50,958 - WHAT DID YOU DECIDE ON? - AH. 82 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:53,661 STILL THINKING. NOODLING. 83 00:03:53,664 --> 00:03:55,974 A LOT OF THINGS GOING ON IN THE OLD HOPPER. 84 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:58,406 THE HOPPER'S EMPTY, ISN'T IT, BOB? 85 00:03:58,409 --> 00:04:01,939 I-- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS ANYMORE. 86 00:04:01,942 --> 00:04:04,522 HONEY, CHARLIE'S PARTY IS IN THREE DAYS. 87 00:04:04,515 --> 00:04:06,575 OH, HONEY, COME ON, RELAX. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 88 00:04:06,577 --> 00:04:11,277 - ( sighs ) - OKAY, WE'LL DO A CLOWN, A BOUNCY HOUSE-- WHATEVER. 89 00:04:11,282 --> 00:04:13,682 BOB, HONEY, YOU HAVE TO RESERVE THOSE THINGS. 90 00:04:13,684 --> 00:04:15,434 WE HAVE TO DECIDE ON SOMETHING GOOD 91 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:17,526 OR IT'S GONNA BE HELLO DOGGY ALL OVER AGAIN. 92 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:19,528 Teddy: HOWDY PUPPY! 93 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,636 - HEY, CAN I CHECK MY EMAIL? - NO NO NO NO NO. 94 00:04:27,638 --> 00:04:29,838 I'M ABOUT TO BUY GURGLES CONCERT TICKETS ONLINE. 95 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,540 THEY GO ON SALE IN EIGHT SECONDS 96 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:33,042 AND I'M GONNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO GET THEM. 97 00:04:33,043 --> 00:04:37,613 OKAY, HERE WE GO. THREE, TWO, ONE. 98 00:04:37,608 --> 00:04:40,708 - ( chimes ) - WHAT? SOLD OUT?! 99 00:04:40,711 --> 00:04:42,711 OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 100 00:04:42,713 --> 00:04:44,723 HANG ON. LET ME GET IN THERE. 101 00:04:44,715 --> 00:04:46,515 LET'S SEE. 102 00:04:48,519 --> 00:04:50,659 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - CHECKING MY EMAIL. 103 00:04:50,661 --> 00:04:52,961 WHAT? GIVE ME THAT. 104 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:54,633 HOW AM I GONNA GET THE TICKETS NOW? 105 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,625 WELL, THE OTHER DAY I WAS LISTENING 106 00:04:56,627 --> 00:05:00,297 TO THAT RADIO STATION FOR KIDS, K.I.D.Z.-- 107 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,800 HEY, KIDZ. I JUST GOT THAT. 108 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:09,036 WHY ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE KIDZ RADIO STATION? 109 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:12,539 BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME NOT TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL. 110 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:16,485 ANYWAY, THEY'RE HAVING A CONTEST. 111 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:18,917 WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST VIDEO WINS TICKETS TO THE GURGLES CONCERT. 112 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:21,919 WE COULD MAKE A GREAT VIDEO. ALL WE NEED IS ONE GOOD IDEA. 113 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,622 OH OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? 114 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,964 SO WE MAKE A VIDEO OF ME PUTTING ON 115 00:05:25,956 --> 00:05:27,656 200 PAIRS OF UNDERPANTS. 116 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:30,758 AND THEN I TURN AROUND AND ON MY BUTT IT SAYS 117 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:32,501 "I HEART THE GURGLES." 118 00:05:32,503 --> 00:05:35,373 YEAH, THAT'S NOT IT. 119 00:05:35,366 --> 00:05:36,666 I'VE-- I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 120 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:38,067 I'VE WRITTEN SOME REALLY GREAT KID SONGS. 121 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:40,768 WE COULD TURN ONE OF THOSE INTO A VIDEO. 122 00:05:40,771 --> 00:05:43,671 ONE GOOD IDEA. JUST ONE GOOD IDEA. 123 00:05:43,674 --> 00:05:46,524 I HAVE GOT A SONG ABOUT TALKING TOES 124 00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:48,717 THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF. 125 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:53,450 YOU GET IT? 'CAUSE IT-- OKAY. 126 00:05:55,726 --> 00:05:57,926 OKAY, WE'RE STILL GOING THROUGH ALL THE BAD IDEAS. 127 00:05:57,928 --> 00:06:01,028 BUT WE NEED A GOOD ONE, AND CHARLIE SHOULD BE THE STAR OF IT. 128 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:04,471 WELL, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SHOOT HER OUT OF A CANNON. 129 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,466 ALL RIGHT, STILL EMPTYING OUT ALL THOSE BAD IDEAS, OKAY. 130 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:12,601 NO CANNONS? NO UNDERPANTS? 131 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:15,883 YOU'RE REALLY TYING MY HANDS HERE. 132 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,710 HEY HEY, HONEY! HONEY! 133 00:06:22,713 --> 00:06:24,663 HEY, COME ON. COME IN HERE. COME ON. 134 00:06:24,655 --> 00:06:27,555 - I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANNA SHOW YOU. - WHAT IS IT? 135 00:06:27,558 --> 00:06:30,158 I WANNA SHOW YOU THE ENTERTAINMENT I GOT FOR CHARLIE'S PARTY. 136 00:06:31,922 --> 00:06:34,702 VOILA. 137 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,165 A LITTLE CART. 138 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:39,566 THIS IS WHY I'M MISSING "JUDGE IRA"? 139 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:44,711 OH MY, I SEEMED TO HAVE PUT THE CART BEFORE THE... 140 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,805 ( whistles ) 141 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,840 ...HORSE! 142 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:57,085 ARE YOU SURE IT'S A HORSE? 143 00:06:57,087 --> 00:06:59,917 I'VE SEEN BIGGER DOGS. 144 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,750 ACTUALLY, I'VE SEEN BIGGER CATS. 145 00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:04,532 HONEY, IT'S A MINIATURE HORSE. 146 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,455 WELL, HE IS KIND OF CUTE. 147 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:10,828 - WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM? - AT THE STABLES. 148 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,431 YOU KNOW, I WAS GONNA GET A PONY, 149 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,032 AND THEN I MET THIS GUY IN THE PARKING LOT 150 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,944 WHO SAID, "HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU." 151 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,766 AND WELL, AFTER I SAID "NO THANK YOU" TO THE SPEAKERS, 152 00:07:18,769 --> 00:07:20,069 HE BROUGHT OUT SHAMROCK HERE. 153 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:23,710 AW, HE'S ADORABLE. 154 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,954 WHY IS HIS TAIL GOING UP? 155 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,116 - OH. - ( nickers ) 156 00:07:34,124 --> 00:07:35,864 - ( all laughing ) - THAT WAS GREAT. 157 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,626 HEY, MOM, WE FINISHED THE VIDEO. 158 00:07:37,628 --> 00:07:39,558 - YOU WANNA SEE IT? - OH, CAN'T WAIT. 159 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,190 YEAH, WE ARE SO GONNA WIN THOSE TICKETS. 160 00:07:41,191 --> 00:07:43,031 GURGLES! 161 00:07:44,134 --> 00:07:47,144 ( jingle playing ) 162 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,237 Good evening. 163 00:07:49,239 --> 00:07:51,939 I'm here with the world's biggest Gurgles fan, 164 00:07:51,942 --> 00:07:53,802 Miss Charlotte Duncan. 165 00:07:53,804 --> 00:07:56,514 ( British accent ) OH NO, PLEASE CALL ME CHARLIE. 166 00:07:56,507 --> 00:07:58,847 WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE. 167 00:07:58,849 --> 00:08:01,879 SO, CHARLIE, TELL ME HOW YOU FIRST 168 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,882 BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THE GURGLES. 169 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:09,964 WELL, I WAS 17-- NO, 18 MONTHS 170 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:14,770 AND I WAS DOING A LITTLE BIT OF CHANNEL SURFING. 171 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:16,565 Boring, blah. 172 00:08:16,567 --> 00:08:19,627 BEEN THERE, SEEN THAT. THEN BA-BAM! 173 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:22,000 THE MOST WONDERFUL COLLECTION OF SHAPES AND COLORS 174 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:25,042 - I HAD EVER SEEN. - THE GURGLES. 175 00:08:25,035 --> 00:08:28,875 ( gasps ) THE GURGLES INDEED. 176 00:08:33,283 --> 00:08:37,723 AND SEEING THEM IN CONCERT WOULD MAKE ME FEEL-- 177 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,988 WELL, WHY DON'T I JUST SHOW YOU? 178 00:08:43,954 --> 00:08:46,934 - LIGHTS, PLEASE. -( rock music playing ) 179 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,278 - Teddy:WOW, LOOK AT THIS. - P.J.:COOL. 180 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,793 WOW! 181 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:21,687 Forgive me. I got a bit carried away. 182 00:09:21,692 --> 00:09:25,342 Now if we're done here, I was promised a juice box. 183 00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,695 ( jingle playing ) 184 00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:30,338 YOU GUYS, THAT WAS AMAZING! 185 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:32,700 OH, MOM, YOU MADE A BRILLIANT CHARLIE. 186 00:09:32,703 --> 00:09:34,713 OH, DIDN'T I? 187 00:09:34,705 --> 00:09:37,605 ( British accent ) GOOD SHOW, GOOD SHOW. 188 00:09:37,608 --> 00:09:38,808 AGAIN. 189 00:09:38,809 --> 00:09:40,749 - YES? - YEAH. 190 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:46,764 HEY, HONEY, YOU SEEN THE GARAGE DOOR OPENER? 191 00:09:46,757 --> 00:09:49,957 -( garage door opening ) -( hip-hop music playing ) 192 00:09:57,868 --> 00:10:00,068 ( music stops ) 193 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:03,630 NEVER MIND. 194 00:10:03,634 --> 00:10:04,944 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 195 00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:07,775 THERE'S A MINI-HORSE IN OUR GARAGE. 196 00:10:07,778 --> 00:10:10,238 DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT? 197 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,940 WHERE DID YOU GO? 198 00:10:11,942 --> 00:10:13,982 JUST DOWN THE STREET TO AUSTIN'S HOUSE. 199 00:10:13,984 --> 00:10:16,324 HE'S BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT HIS NEW DOG. 200 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,346 THIS SHUT HIM RIGHT UP. 201 00:10:19,349 --> 00:10:21,949 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. GET OUT OF THERE, WOULD YOU? 202 00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:23,922 -( Shamrock neighs ) - OKAY. 203 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,004 OH, HERE. THERE YOU GO. 204 00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:27,756 - WHAT IS THIS? - TICKETS. 205 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:30,698 DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TEXT WHILE RIDING A MINI-HORSE? 206 00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:32,901 -UH, GABE. - YEP? 207 00:10:34,264 --> 00:10:38,114 - YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING? - OH RIGHT. 208 00:10:38,108 --> 00:10:40,938 - ( alarm chirps ) - ( neighs ) 209 00:10:47,978 --> 00:10:50,148 HEY, IT'S 3:00. 210 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,120 THE WINNING VIDEO SHOULD BE UP BY NOW. 211 00:10:52,122 --> 00:10:53,722 I'M ON IT. 212 00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:55,334 HEY, P.J. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WORKING TODAY. 213 00:10:55,325 --> 00:10:57,255 I'M NOT. THIS IS MY ONLY CLEAN SHIRT. 214 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,187 THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE HAT? 215 00:10:59,189 --> 00:11:01,189 I DON'T WANNA LOOK STUPID. 216 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,903 OH, IT'S UP. THEY'VE POSTED THE WINNING VIDEO. 217 00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,436 OH, I CAN'T LOOK. 218 00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:09,967 OKAY, TELL ME WE WON. TELL ME WE WON. 219 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,800 WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING ME WE WON? 220 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:15,382 - BECAUSE WE LOST. - WHAT? I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 221 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,105 WHAT VIDEO COULD POSSIBLY BE BETTER THAN OURS? 222 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,750 How much do I love the Gurgles? 223 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,390 NOW AT THIS POINT 224 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:36,072 A JERK MIGHT SAY "I TOLD YOU SO." 225 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,866 I TOLD YOU SO! 226 00:11:39,429 --> 00:11:41,129 SO NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 227 00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:43,201 GO DOWNTOWN TO THE PIEDMONT HOTEL 228 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,783 WHERE THE GURGLES ARE STAYING AND BEG THEM FOR TICKETS? 229 00:11:45,776 --> 00:11:47,176 HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY'RE STAYING? 230 00:11:47,177 --> 00:11:49,137 IT WAS ON THE "ALL THINGS GURGLES" WEBSITE. 231 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,811 AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO READS THAT? 232 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:57,094 YES YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE THEIR ONLY FAN 233 00:11:57,087 --> 00:11:58,917 THAT CAN ACTUALLY READ. 234 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,090 SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA KNOCK ON THEIR DOOR 235 00:12:03,093 --> 00:12:04,763 AND THEY'RE GONNA LET YOU IN? 236 00:12:04,755 --> 00:12:06,925 THEY WILL IF WE'RE DELIVERING 237 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,297 A DELICIOUS BUCKET OF CHICKEN. 238 00:12:09,299 --> 00:12:12,259 - OR THAT STUFF YOU DELIVER. - GREAT! LET'S GO. 239 00:12:12,262 --> 00:12:14,332 WAIT A MINUTE. 240 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,474 - HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW WHAT ROOM THEY'RE IN? - 423. 241 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:20,467 I'M AN "ALL THINGS GURGLES" PREMIUM SUBSCRIBER. 242 00:12:30,981 --> 00:12:35,391 YOU MAKE A SIMPLE RULE. YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO FOLLOW IT. 243 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:37,955 Teddy: GABE, SHE'S TWO. SHE CAN'T HOLD IT. 244 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,428 -( toilet flushes ) - CAN WE TURN AROUND NOW? 245 00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,160 Teddy: ACTUALLY, GIVE ME A SECOND. 246 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:46,072 - ( all groan ) - UNBELIEVABLE. 247 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,896 ALL RIGHT, WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST FINISH THE STORY? 248 00:12:48,899 --> 00:12:51,239 YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD US HOW YOU GOT ARRESTED. 249 00:12:51,241 --> 00:12:54,001 ALL RIGHT, SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE HOTEL. 250 00:12:55,906 --> 00:12:57,906 YEAH, THIS IS STAN IN 423. 251 00:12:57,908 --> 00:13:00,008 I CAN'T FIND MY REMOTE CONTROL. 252 00:13:01,151 --> 00:13:04,861 NO, I'M NOT SITTING ON IT AGAIN. 253 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,988 NEVER MIND. 254 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,991 -( knocking at door ) - IT'S OPEN. 255 00:13:15,866 --> 00:13:18,266 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S YOU! 256 00:13:18,268 --> 00:13:20,328 YOU'RE THE CIRCLE! 257 00:13:20,330 --> 00:13:22,930 ( sighs ) YOU WANT ME TO SIGN SOMETHING-- FIVE BUCKS. 258 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,503 YOU WANT IT IN SPARKLY PEN, IT'S 10 BUCKS. 259 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,844 NO NO, WE'RE NOT HERE FOR AUTOGRAPHS. 260 00:13:26,837 --> 00:13:28,977 - WE WANT TO ASK ABOUT CONCERT TICKETS. - ( groans ) 261 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:31,509 - AND WE BROUGHT CHICKEN. - HUH? 262 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,041 WHOA WHOA WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. 263 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,523 THE OTHER GURGLES PUT YOU UP TO THIS? 264 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,145 ARE THEY TESTING ME TO SEE IF I'LL STAY ON MY DIET? 265 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,148 TESTING YOU? 266 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:43,550 DON'T ALL THE SHAPES LOVE EACH OTHER AND HELP EACH OTHER OUT? 267 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:47,163 - YEAH YEAH, THAT'S IT. - HERE YOU GO. 268 00:13:47,157 --> 00:13:49,157 ( clears throat ) 269 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:54,131 - SO DO YOU HAVE ANY TICKETS? - NO. YOU HAVE ANY SIDES? 270 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,214 NO TICKY, NO CHICKY. 271 00:13:57,207 --> 00:14:00,007 P.J., COME ON, LET'S GO FIND A MORE HELPFUL SHAPE. 272 00:14:03,073 --> 00:14:05,483 I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU. 273 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,615 LISTEN, CIRC. 274 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:09,977 - HEH, CAN I CALL YOU CIRC? - NO. 275 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,020 UH, WELL, THE THING IS I AM A MUSICIAN 276 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:16,093 AND I WROTE A SONG THAT IS PERFECT FOR THE GURGLES. 277 00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:18,156 - YOU WANNA HEAR IT? - NO NO NO, THANKS. 278 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,228 TRIANGLE WRITES ALL OUR SONGS 279 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,530 'CAUSE HE'S A GENIUS. 280 00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:25,072 THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE, ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 281 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,165 THIS IS A SONG-- THIS IS A SONG I WROTE 282 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,167 AFTER I SKINNED MY KNEE. 283 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,170 ♪ WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PICK A SCAB? ♪ 284 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,172 ♪ PICK A SCAB, PICK A SCAB? ♪ 285 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:37,614 ♪ WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU PICK A SCAB? ♪ 286 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:41,107 ♪ A SCAR THAT LASTS FOREVER. ♪ 287 00:14:42,112 --> 00:14:43,652 YOU WANNA HEAR ANOTHER ONE? 288 00:14:43,653 --> 00:14:46,293 NO. LOOK, KID, I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE 289 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,486 AND WATCH TV, OKAY? 290 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,020 AW, NUTS. 291 00:14:56,927 --> 00:14:58,467 OKAY, I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE WHILE. 292 00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:01,198 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TAKING THE HORSE FOR A DRIVE. 293 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,531 I LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE'S FACES 294 00:15:02,532 --> 00:15:04,632 WHEN HE STICKS HIS TINY HEAD OUT THE WINDOW. 295 00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,214 ( Bob laughs ) 296 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,576 OH! BOB, GET OUT HERE! THE HORSE IS GONE. 297 00:15:09,579 --> 00:15:13,509 WE'VE BEEN RUSTLED? DAG NABBIT! 298 00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:24,192 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THIS? 299 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:27,204 I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF SNEAKING INTO A CONCERT, 300 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:29,197 BUT THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA LET CHARLIE DOWN. 301 00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:31,599 AND BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 302 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,131 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA THROW US IN JAIL. 303 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,235 OKAY, STOP LAUGHING. IT'S TIME TO GET SAD. 304 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,938 THINK OF SOMETHING REALLY SAD. 305 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,639 OKAY. OH, THAT'S GOOD. 306 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,652 - THINKING OF HEY THERE, POOCHY? - HOWDY PUPPY. 307 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,945 - NEXT. - HI. 308 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,017 - TICKET, PLEASE. - UM, QUICK STORY. 309 00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:52,020 - IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SAD. - LET ME GUESS. 310 00:15:52,022 --> 00:15:54,022 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TICKETS FOR YOUR BABY SISTER 311 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:55,694 WHO'S THE BIGGEST GURGLES FAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD 312 00:15:55,685 --> 00:15:57,125 AND THEY WERE SOLD OUT, 313 00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,387 AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO JUST LET YOU GUYS IN? 314 00:15:59,389 --> 00:16:03,389 IT'S EVEN SADDER WHEN YOU SAY IT. 315 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:06,603 AND HERE'S THE SADDEST THING OF ALL. 316 00:16:08,738 --> 00:16:10,138 NEXT! 317 00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,645 TIME TO KICK IT UP A NOTCH. 318 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,406 - READY? - READY. 319 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,580 OH OH OH! 320 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,723 HELP HELP! THAT BOY JUST COLLAPSED! 321 00:16:28,018 --> 00:16:29,658 IT'S OKAY. I'M A DOCTOR. 322 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:32,689 - I KNOW MOUTH TO MOUTH. - ALL BETTER. 323 00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:37,696 ( scanner beeping ) 324 00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:43,330 HI, I'M BOB-- BOB'S BUGS BE GONE. 325 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,136 I'M HERE ABOUT THE FIRE ANT PROBLEM BACKSTAGE. 326 00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:50,779 EXTERMINATORS, HUH? 327 00:16:50,780 --> 00:16:52,440 WHY DO YOU HAVE A BABY WITH YOU? 328 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:56,724 SHE'S AN INTERN. 329 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,746 - YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID? - NO. 330 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:03,149 - HEY, LOOK OVER THERE. - WHAT? 331 00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:05,023 HEY! 332 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:11,729 ( doorbell rings ) 333 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,239 CAN I HELP YOU? 334 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:26,283 - ANIMAL CONTROL. - GOOD. 335 00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:28,616 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 336 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:32,318 CHIPMUNKS ARE ONLY CUTE IN CARTOONS, MA'AM. 337 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,494 IS THIS YOUR HORSE? 338 00:17:35,485 --> 00:17:37,385 - YES. YOU FOUND HIM! - HEY! 339 00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:39,757 OH MY GOSH, WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK. 340 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,259 - WHERE IS HE? - NOT SO FAST. 341 00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,232 I'M AFRAID THIS ANIMAL IS STOLEN PROPERTY. 342 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:47,274 WHAT? WE DIDN'T STEAL IT. 343 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,397 MY HUSBAND RENTED IT FOR OUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 344 00:17:49,399 --> 00:17:51,269 JUST SHOW ME THE RENTAL AGREEMENT, 345 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,471 WE CAN CLEAR THIS RIGHT UP. 346 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,112 I HAVEN'T GOT A RENTAL AGREEMENT. 347 00:17:55,105 --> 00:17:58,205 I GOT A SWEATY HANDSHAKE AND HE TOOK OFF IN HIS DARK VAN. 348 00:17:58,208 --> 00:17:59,678 SEEMED OKAY TO ME. 349 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,249 THEN I'M AFRAID WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 350 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,294 NO NO NO, HON. 351 00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:09,357 HERE'S YOUR RENTAL AGREEMENT. 352 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,559 HONEY, I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T GET ONE. 353 00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:15,401 OH NO, IT'S RIGHT HERE. YEAH YEAH. 354 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,495 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 355 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,297 HE HAS TWO RENTAL AGREEMENTS. 356 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:26,113 ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE ME, MA'AM? 357 00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:29,737 WE ALSO HAVE CAKE. 358 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:38,785 SO THAT'S HOW WE GOT HERE, 359 00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:41,788 WHICH ONLY LEAVES P.J. 360 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,791 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 361 00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,433 OH, CUTE STORY, ACTUALLY. 362 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,426 SO IT WAS AFTER THE CONCERT. 363 00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:56,914 ( sighs ) I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT TO YALE. 364 00:18:56,906 --> 00:18:59,366 NOW I'M A GURGLE. 365 00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:08,376 ♪ I'VE GOT TALKIN' TOES ♪ 366 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:10,478 ♪ THE BIG ONE LIKES TO SAY HELLO ♪ 367 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,520 ♪ THE OTHER FOUR ARE NOT SO BOLD ♪ 368 00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:15,632 ♪ THEY CURL UP WHEN IT GETS TOO COLD. ♪ 369 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,485 THAT'S GREAT, KID. 370 00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:19,357 OH, YOU LIKE THAT ONE? I'VE GOT PLENTY OF OTHERS-- 371 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,359 ONE ABOUT TALKING EYES, ONE ABOUT TALKING KNEES-- 372 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,531 YEAH, DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A SONG ABOUT SECURITY GUARDS? 373 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,903 -( door opens ) - THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A SONG. 374 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,296 OH. 375 00:19:28,298 --> 00:19:30,468 ♪ SEE YOU LATER, I'M OFF TO JAIL ♪ 376 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,700 ♪ COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND POST MY BAIL? ♪ 377 00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:35,352 ♪ HERE'S A GURGLE WHO WENT TO YALE... ♪ 378 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,778 SO I WAS BUSTED FOR HARASSING A GURGLE 379 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,481 AND STRIPPED OF MY MEMBERSHIP FROM THE FAN CLUB. 380 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,716 OKAY, DUNCANS, YOU'RE FREE TO GO. YOU'VE BEEN BAILED OUT. 381 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:51,759 - BAILED OUT? - BY WHO? 382 00:19:54,524 --> 00:19:56,404 GURGLE CIRCLE. 383 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,896 YEAH YEAH, BIGGEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. 384 00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:02,971 BUT WHY DID YOU BAIL US OUT? 385 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,732 WELL, I PLAYED "PICK A SCAB" 386 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,784 FOR THE OTHER GURGLES AND THEY LOVED IT. 387 00:20:06,776 --> 00:20:10,236 - I SOLD A SONG? - NO,ISOLD A SONG. 388 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,280 YOU GOT BAILED OUT. WELCOME TO SHOWBIZ, KID. 389 00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:20,246 YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA MISS THIS PLACE. 390 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,690 OH, DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL BE BACK. 391 00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:31,399 Well, Charlie, your second birthday 392 00:20:31,401 --> 00:20:33,401 turned out to be pretty memorable-- 393 00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:37,413 more memorable than my second birthday, that's for sure. 394 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,867 Still too soon. 395 00:20:39,869 --> 00:20:43,769 Anyways, you never did get to see the Gurgles in concert, 396 00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:47,583 but that's okay because you have a new favorite show. 397 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,877 Ooh, "The Buttercups!" 398 00:20:49,879 --> 00:20:52,849 But if you ever wanna see the Buttercups in concert, 399 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,852 good luck, Charlie. 400 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,934 Shh! This is a new one. 401 00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:08,595 HEY, DAD, DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE CHARLIE OUT FOR A SPIN? 402 00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:09,598 OOH, SORRY, GABE. 403 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,539 WE DON'T HAVE THE HORSE ANYMORE. 404 00:21:11,541 --> 00:21:13,771 BUT WE DO HAVE THE CART. 405 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,981 Gabe: FASTER! 406 00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:28,515 - OKAY, SAY "CHEESE." - ( burbles ) 407 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,690 GIDDY UP. 408 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,706 ( sputtering ) 409 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:53,081 WOW, YOU GUYS WERE GONE A LONG TIME. 410 00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:56,492 REALLY? SEEMED LIKE 30 SECONDS. 411 00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:58,486 WELL, DID YOU SEE ANYTHING INTERESTING? 412 00:21:58,488 --> 00:22:00,848 NO, JUST A BUNCH OF CREDITS. 30464

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