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- HEY. SEE YOU LATER.
- HEY, DAD.
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BEFORE YOU GO,
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?
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- OH, ASK YOUR MOTHER.
- WHY CAN'T I ASK YOU?
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WELL, BECAUSE WHATEVER
ANSWER I GIVE YOU,
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SHE'S GONNA TELL ME
IT'S THE WRONG ONE.
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WOW, DAD.
WHEN DID YOU BECOME
SO AFRAID OF MOM?
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I-- ASK YOUR MOTHER.
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HEY, MOM, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
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- ( car alarm blaring )
- OKAY, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE LEARN
TO USE THEIR CAR ALARMS?
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- TURN IT OFF, JERK!
- UH, MOM, THAT JERK IS YOU.
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- WHAT?
- THAT'S YOUR CAR ALARM.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S
ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.
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- WHY IS IT GOING OFF?
- THAT'S WHY.
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- UH-OH.
- ( chuckles )
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CHARLIE'S GOING THROUGH
HER BUTTON-PUSHING PHASE.
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- ISN'T IT ADORABLE?
- YEAH YEAH, REAL CUTE BABY.
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- CAN WE GET BACK TO ME NOW?
- OKAY, HONEY, WHAT IS IT?
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THE KIDS AT SCHOOL ARE
TEASING ME AGAIN.
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- ABOUT YOUR HAIR?
- NO, ABOUT MY BIKE.
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- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY HAIR?
- NOTHING.
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IT WORKED WHEN
YOU WERE FIVE,
IT WORKS NOW.
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OKAY, NOW WHAT
ABOUT YOUR BIKE?
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IT'S LAME.
I NEED A NEW ONE.
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OH, A NEW BIKE, HUH?
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- ASK YOUR FATHER.
- REALLY?
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NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
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YOU CAN'T HAVE
A NEW BIKE.
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EVERYONE KNOWS
YOUR BIKE IS A STATEMENT
OF WHO YOU ARE.
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MY BIKE SAYS
"THIS GUY IS A TOTAL GEEK."
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SAME THING
YOUR HAIRCUT SAYS.
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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HEY, HONEY.
WHAT YOU WORKING ON?
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OH, NOTHING.
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- DO YOU MIND?
I SAW THE WORD "MOM."
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OKAY, I'M WRITING A SCRIPT
FOR MY DRAMA CLASS.
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WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO SHOOT A SHORT FILM
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ABOUT AN IMPORTANT MOMENT
IN OUR LIVES.
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OOH OOH! WHICH MOMENT?
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I'VE BEEN INVOLVED
IN SO MANY.
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT THE DAY
YOU AND DAD SAT ME DOWN
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AND TOLD ME YOU WERE
EXPECTING CHARLIE.
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- CAN I READ IT?
- SURE, WHEN I'M FINISHED.
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NO, COME ON.
I'M REALLY EXCITED.
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- GIVE ME A SNEAK PEEK.
- ( sighs ) OKAY.
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OKAY, LET'S SEE HERE.
"BOB"-- YAK YAK YAK.
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"TEDDY"-- BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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"AMY: TEDDY, WE NEED
TO TALK TO YOU."
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OH, THIS IS REALLY GOOD.
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MOM EXITS.
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WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT?
I DON'T SEE THAT.
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NO NO, IT DOESN'T.
I'M SAYING THAT.
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( doorbell rings )
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( chuckles )
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GUYS, I'D LIKE
YOU TO MEET MY NEW
GIRLFRIEND NINA.
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NINA, THIS IS
MY BEST FRIEND P.J....
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- HI.
- ...AND HIS SISTER TEDDY.
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- NICE TO MEET YOU.
- OH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
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COME ON IN.
EMMETT, WHEN DID
YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND?
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LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO.
I RUSHED RIGHT OVER
AS SOON AS IT HAPPENED.
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EMMETT HAS TOLD ME
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
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SHE TALKS LIKE THAT
ALL THE TIME.
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- SHE'S FROM SOUTH AMERICA.
- VENEZUELA.
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
SOUTH AMERICA.
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EMMETT, VENEZUELA IS
IN SOUTH AMERICA.
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RIGHT?
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YEAH, THEY HAVE
TROUBLE WITH SUBJECTS
ENDING IN "-OGRAPHY."
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AND "-ATH."
AND "-IENCE."
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TEDDY, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
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- SURE.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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OKAY.
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SO HOW LONG HAVE
YOU BEEN IN THE COUNTRY?
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- ONLY ONE DAY.
- THAT EXPLAINS HOW
YOU ENDED UP WITH EMMETT.
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( sighs )
SO, TEDDY,
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SINCE I HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND NOW
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THIS THING THAT'S
BEEN GOING ON BETWEEN US--
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MMM, THAT THING THAT
EXISTS ONLY IN YOUR HEAD?
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YEAH, THAT--
IT'S OVER.
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OKAY.
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THAT'S GOOD.
DENY THE PAIN.
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- NO TEARS?
- NO PROBLEM.
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- SO BRAVE.
- SO... EMMETT.
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DAD! DAD, DAD, QUICK!
GET IN HERE!
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MY BIKE IS GONE!
SOMEBODY STOLE IT!
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- WHAT?
- YEAH, THE GARAGE DOOR
IS WIDE OPEN.
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BUT I CLOSED IT
WHEN I CAME IN.
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WELL, SOMEBODY OPENED IT,
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AND I THINK I KNOW WHO.
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- CHARLIE DID IT.
- NO.
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YOU DID THAT!
SHE'S PUSHING
THE BUTTONS AGAIN.
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HANG ON, HANG ON.
HEY YOU.
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HOW DID CHARLIE EVEN GET
THE GARAGE DOOR REMOTE?
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WHO CARES?
WHEELIE IS GONE.
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- YOU CALLED
YOUR BIKE WHEELIE?
- I USED TO.
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( crying )
I LOVED THAT OLD BIKE.
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HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY.
IT'S OKAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE GONNA GET
YOU A NEW ONE.
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OKAY, I'LL BE
IN THE CAR.
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TEDDY HONEY,
YOUR SCRIPT IS TERRIFIC.
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- I LOVE IT.
- OH, MOM, I'M SO GLAD
YOU LIKE IT,
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'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GONNA BE CRITICAL.
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BUT YOU'RE NOT CRITICAL,
YOU'RE JUST REALLY SMART.
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OKAY, SO WHO'S IN IT?
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WHO'S PLAYING THE DUNCANS?
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OH, KIDS FROM
MY DRAMA CLASS.
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THIS ONE KID, WALTER,
IS PLAYING DAD.
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BLAH BLAH BLAH.
WHO'S PLAYING ME?
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I HAVEN'T CAST
THE MOM ROLE YET.
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I'M HAVING
AUDITIONS LATER.
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OH, OKAY.
WELL, IF YOU NEED ME
TO DO ANYTHING,
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JUST LET ME KNOW.
I COULD DO PROPS,
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COSTUMES
OR PLAY MOM--
WHATEVER.
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HERE WE GO.
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YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF I'VE TOLD YOU THIS,
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BUT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
I DID A LOT OF THEATER.
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REALLY? WHAT DID
THE SOUTHWEST DENVER
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COMMUNITY COLLEGE
"DAILY BUGLE" SAY?
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THE SOUTHWEST DENVER
COMMUNITY COLLEGE
"DAILY BUGLE"
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CALLED MY MAGGIE FROM
"CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF"
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PURR-FECT.
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AH. LOOK, MOM.
I'M SUPPOSED TO USE KIDS
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FROM MY DRAMA CLASS
IN THE VIDEO.
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OF COURSE.
OF COURSE YOU ARE.
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- I UNDERSTAND.
- THANKS.
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( clears throat )
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I FEEL LIKE?
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I FEEL ALL THE TIME LIKE
A CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF.
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DAD! MOM'S BUGGING ME!
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- HELLO THERE.
- OH, HI.
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- IT'S P.J., RIGHT?
- THAT'S RIGHT.
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SO HOW ARE
YOU LIKING SOUTH HIGH?
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OH, EVERYONE IS SO NICE.
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SOME MORE NICE
THAN OTHERS.
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THAT'S... NICE.
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UH, I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK
I'M BEING TOO FORWARD,
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BUT I FIND YOU
VERY INTRIGUING.
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I FIND YOU STANDING
VERY CLOSE NOW.
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THIS IS MY NUMBER.
I HOPE YOU'LL USE IT.
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DON'T YOU ALREADY
HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
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NO, BUT I'M
HOPING TO. CIAO.
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CIAO?
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OH, NO, SHE ALREADY HAS
A NICKNAME FOR ME.
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- HI, HONEY.
- HEY.
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WHY IS THERE A NEW BIKE
IN THE GARAGE?
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GABE'S BIKE GOT STOLEN.
POOR KID WAS CRUSHED.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HE HATED HIS OLD BIKE.
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- WHEELIE?
- YES, WEALLY.
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ARE WE TALKING
LIKE THIS FOR A WEASON?
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NO, WHEELIE IS WHAT
HE CALLED HIS BIKE.
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YESTERDAY HE CALLED
HIS BIKE LAME
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AND THEN ASKED ME
FOR A NEW ONE.
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HUH.
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KINDA SUSPICIOUS,
DON'T YOU THINK?
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YEAH.
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IT WEALLY IS.
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HEY, DO YOU KNOW
HOW THEY SAY BANANAS
IN VENEZUELA?
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BANANAS.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT GIRLS
FROM VENEZUELA CALL THE GUY
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THEY SECRETLY
WANT TO DATE BEHIND
THEIR BEST FRIEND'S BACK?
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CIAO.
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WAIT. WHAT?
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NINA FLIRTED WITH ME
AT SCHOOL TODAY.
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- NO, SHE DIDN'T.
- DID TOO.
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OKAY, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T
UNDERSTAND HER.
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I UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.
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I'VE BEEN SPEAKING IT
SINCE I WAS SEVEN.
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I THINK YOU'RE
MAKING THINGS UP.
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DUDE, SHE SAID,
"I FIND YOU INTRIGUING."
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NOW I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH,
BUT THAT HAS GOT
TO BE A COME-ON.
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ALL RIGHTY.
ARE YOU GUYS READY?
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HEY. I THOUGHT
YOU KIDS MIGHT LIKE
SOME REFRESHMENTS.
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THANK YOU, HONEY.
I'M SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.
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( sighs )
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UH, MOM, THAT'S WALTER.
HE'S PLAYING DAD.
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PLEASE,
CALL ME BOB.
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IT'LL HELP ME
STAY IN CHARACTER.
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TAKE YOUR ARM AWAY, BOB.
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AND THIS IS KIMMY.
SHE'S PLAYING ME.
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QUESTION ABOUT
MY CHARACTER:
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WHY DID YOU
NAME HER TEDDY?
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WELL, WE JUST REALLY
LIKED THE NAME.
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( mimics explosion )
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THAT WAS YOU
BLOWING MY MIND.
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SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO TRIED OUT.
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WELL, HAVE YOU FOUND
A MOM YET?
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OH, NO, ALL THE AMY CANDIDATES
ARE OUT ON THE PORCH.
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OH, OKAY.
WHATEVER.
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I WASN'T EVEN THINKING
ABOUT THAT, REALLY.
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00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,812
IS THAT THE MAIL I HEAR?
I'M JUST GONNA GO CHECK
AND FIND OUT.
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00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,188
SORRY, GIRLS,
THE VIDEO SHOOT'S
BEEN CANCELED.
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00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:21,688
YEAH, THE DUNCANS
HAVE HEAD LICE.
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OKAY, FIRST LET'S--
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HEY, WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?
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BEATS ME.
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ANYTHING MOM CAN
DO FOR YOU?
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WOW. YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE.
OKAY, WELL,
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SEEING AS I HAVE
NO OTHER CHOICE, WOULD YOU--
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YES!
( giggles )
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OKAY, HERE WE GO.
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MOM, COME ON.
I WANT TO GET STARTED.
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00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,425
- Amy: COMING!
- I SPEND MORE TIME
219
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,761
- WAITING FOR THAT WOMAN.
- ( footsteps approaching )
220
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,242
( whispers )
MOM, WHY DID YOU CHANGE?
221
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,814
- THE SCRIPT SAYS
AMY'S IN SCRUBS.
- OH, HONEY,
222
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,245
I LEARNED
IN COLLEGE THEATER
223
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,679
THAT THE SCRIPT IS
REALLY JUST AN OUTLINE.
224
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,453
OKAY. ALL RIGHT,
EVERYONE, HERE WE GO.
225
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,056
BOB AND AMY,
YOU'RE ON THE COUCH.
226
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,188
TEDDY ENTERS FROM OVER THERE.
NOW REMEMBER, GUYS,
227
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,793
THIS IS JUST A REHEARSAL
SO USE YOUR SCRIPTS.
228
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,796
AND ACTION.
229
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,258
"TEDDY, CAN YOU
COME HERE A MINUTE?"
230
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,227
"TEDDY CROSSES
TO THE COUCH, NERVOUS.
231
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,066
'AM I IN TROUBLE'--
QUESTION MARK."
232
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,205
NO NO NO, KIMMY,
JUST THE LINES, HONEY.
233
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,978
NOT THE OTHER STUFF,
OKAY?
234
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,778
AND ACTION.
235
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,480
"TEDDY, WE NEED
TO TALK TO YOU."
236
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,082
"AM I IN TROUBLE?"
237
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:58,015
"WELL, I'LL JUST SAY IT.
238
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,791
- YOUR MOTHER'S
GONNA HAVE A BABY."
- OKAY, CAN WE STOP?
239
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,891
CAN WE STOP?
I'M SORRY.
240
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,263
THESE WORDS--
THEY JUST DON'T FIT
INTO MY MOUTH COMFORTABLY.
241
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,304
BUT IT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID
242
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,799
THE DAY YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO BE WEARING SCRUBS.
243
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,504
OKAY, VALID POINT,
BUT DO WE WANT TO
MAKE IT REAL
244
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,105
OR DO WE WANT
TO MAKE IT GOOD?
245
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,808
I WANT TO MAKE IT
BEFORE MY BATTERY DIES.
246
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:27,111
YEAH. WELL,
THAT NEW BIKE
SURE IS A BEAUTY.
247
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,517
- SURE IS, DAD.
- ( both chuckle )
248
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:32,819
- ALL RIGHT.
HAVE FUN.
- OKAY.
249
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,557
- GABE, BEFORE YOU GO...
- YEAH?
250
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,188
- ...ONE QUICK QUESTION.
- MM-HMM.
251
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:39,334
YOU KNOW THAT GARAGE DOOR
REMOTE THAT CHARLIE HAD?
252
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,099
- MM-HMM.
- HOW DO YOU THINK SHE GOT
THAT DOWN FROM THE CUPBOARD?
253
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:47,804
- MAYBE YOU SHOULD
ASK CHARLIE.
- YEAH, WELL,
254
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:51,195
- YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT.
- OH, BECAUSE SHE CAN'T
TALK YET.
255
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,938
- YEAH.
- YEAH, THAT IS A BUMMER.
256
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,573
YEAH, IT SURE IS.
257
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,077
ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
258
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,149
OKAY.
259
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,578
YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST ONE MORE THING.
260
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,353
MM-HMM.
261
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,822
YOU KNOW,
I DON'T EVEN THINK
262
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,592
THAT REMOTE WORKS
FROM THE KITCHEN
WHERE CHARLIE WAS.
263
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,589
DAD, WHAT ARE
YOU TRYING TO SAY?
264
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,261
ARE YOU ACCUSING ME
OF SOMETHING?
265
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,860
NO, I JUST WANNA KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE GONNA BE BACK.
266
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:16,163
OH, HALF AN HOUR.
CAN I GO NOW?
267
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,356
OF COURSE YOU CAN, GABE.
268
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,867
YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN FREE TO GO.
269
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,802
OKAY.
270
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:33,851
OKAY OKAY,
THERE SHE IS.
271
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,581
NOW I'M GOING TO PROVE
TO YOU THAT SHE LIKES ME
272
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,286
- AND NOT YOU.
- OKAY. OKAY.
273
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,394
- HI.
- HI.
274
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,122
- HI.
- HI.
275
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,387
SO FAR IT'S A TIE.
276
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,926
OKAY, I KNOW WE BOTH HAVE
A LOT TO OFFER,
277
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,033
BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO CHOOSE BETWEEN US.
278
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,425
OH, I CHOOSE P.J.
279
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,399
OKAY, LET'S TRY
THAT AGAIN.
280
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,607
AND REMEMBER IT'S
A MULTIPLE-CHOICE QUESTION.
281
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,409
MY CHOICE IS
STILL P.J.
282
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,882
I'M SORRY, I CAN'T
GO OUT WITH YOU.
283
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,952
I WOULDN'T
DO THAT TO EMMETT.
PALS BEFORE GALS.
284
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:10,421
- THANKS, MAN.
- YOU'D DO THE SAME
FOR ME, RIGHT?
285
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,290
YEAH, LET'S GO
WITH THAT.
286
00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:15,089
WAIT A MINUTE.
I KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.
287
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,062
- YOU THINK I'M NINA.
- YOU'RE NOT?
288
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:21,461
NO! I'M TINA.
THAT'S NINA.
289
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,643
( both laugh ) TWINS!
290
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,338
WAIT. WHAT ARE
WE DOING?
291
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,420
AND THEN I COULD SAY,
292
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:46,119
"TEDDY GIRL,
MAMA'S HAVING
A BABY CHILD!"
293
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,458
RIGHT? RIGHT?
ISN'T THAT BETTER?
294
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:52,160
DOESN'T IT
MAKE MORE SENSE
295
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,892
THAT AMY WOULD
TELL TEDDY ABOUT THE BABY?
296
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:01,300
"MAMA'S HAVING
A BABY CHILD"?
297
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,304
WELL, TEDDY,
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND
298
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,936
THE EMOTIONAL TRUTH
TO THE PIECE.
299
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,242
NO THANK YOU.
300
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,714
OKAY, FINE.
YOU WANT ME TO BE
A ROBOT, I'LL BE A ROBOT.
301
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,712
I'LL BE A ROBOT.
302
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,254
( robotic voice )
AM I IN TROUBLE?
303
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,193
NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
304
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,318
NOBODY'S A ROBOT.
WE'RE DOING THE SCRIPT
AS WRITTEN.
305
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,363
OKAY, PLACES EVERYONE.
306
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,230
- ( beeps )
- AND ACTION.
307
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,188
TEDDY, CAN YOU
COME HERE A MINUTE?
308
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,997
( melodramatically )
AM I IN TROUBLE?
309
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,704
TEDDY, WE NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
310
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,402
WELL, I'LL JUST SAY IT--
311
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,104
YOUR MOTHER'S GONNA
HAVE A BABY.
312
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,536
A WHAT?
313
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,266
A BABY.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
314
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,508
A NEW LITTLE
BROTHER OR SISTER.
315
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,252
- OH!
- NOW WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
316
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,248
I JUST FELT
THE BABY KICK.
317
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,150
- ( gasps )
- NO. NO NO NO.
318
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,122
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
THE BABY DOESN'T
HAVE FEET YET.
319
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,392
OKAY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M JUST TRYING
320
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,721
TO FIGURE OUT THE MIX
OF EMOTIONS THAT I WAS
FEELING THAT DAY.
321
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,126
YOU KNOW,
THE EXCITEMENT,
THE CONFUSION,
322
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,029
THE FEAR,
THE HORMONES.
323
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,996
YEAH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS FEELING THAT DAY?
324
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,497
IT WAS "WHY ARE YOU
HAVING ANOTHER BABY?
325
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,368
YOU BARELY HAVE TIME
FOR THE THREE KIDS
YOU HAVE NOW."
326
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:24,421
WAS THAT IN THE SCRIPT?
BECAUSE I'M LOST.
327
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,794
TEDDY HONEY,
328
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,521
WHAT WAS THAT?
329
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,427
I'M SORRY, MOM.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.
330
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,330
WELL, IS THAT
REALLY HOW YOU FELT?
331
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,162
WERE YOU REALLY MAD
THAT WE WERE HAVING
ANOTHER BABY?
332
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,267
- YEAH, I KINDA WAS.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?
333
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,100
MOM, WHAT WAS
I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
334
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,335
CHARLIE WAS ON THE WAY.
YOU WERE ALL SO EXCITED.
335
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,071
EXCITED? I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW WE WERE GONNA
MAKE IT ALL WORK.
336
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,277
- I WAS TERRIFIED.
- REALLY? 'CAUSE YOU
DIDN'T SHOW IT.
337
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,149
THAT'S BECAUSE I'M
A REALLY GREAT ACTRESS.
338
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:59,186
COME HERE.
SIT DOWN.
339
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,490
DO YOU STILL
FEEL THAT WAY,
340
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,322
LIKE WE DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH TIME FOR YOU?
341
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:07,057
ACTUALLY,
TODAY I THOUGHT
MAYBE YOU HAD
342
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,504
A LITTLE BIT
TOO MUCH TIME FOR ME.
343
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,071
NO. SERIOUSLY,
344
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,830
I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU'RE DOING IT,
345
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,537
BUT YOU GUYS
ARE DOING A GREAT JOB.
346
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,069
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
WE'RE NOT DOING IT ALONE,
347
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:23,336
AND ONE OF THE BIG
REASONS IT WORKS IS YOU.
348
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,176
THE BOYS HELP OUT TOO.
349
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,223
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT,
IT'S MOSTLY ME.
350
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,178
( laughs )
351
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,347
LOOK, TEDDY.
IN THE FUTURE,
352
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,345
IF EVER YOU'RE FEELING
SOMETHING, YOU'VE GOT
TO TELL ME, OKAY?
353
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,857
COME HERE.
COME HERE.
354
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,188
I WANT US TO ALWAYS
BE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER.
355
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,855
OKAY, I'LL BE
HONEST WITH YOU.
356
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,302
SAY THE LINES AS WRITTEN
OR YOU'RE FIRED.
357
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,659
( gasps ) AWW.
358
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,873
( beeps )
359
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,114
( whirring )
360
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,118
WHAT'S THE MATTER, GABE?
361
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,127
- UM, DAD--
- ( chuckles )
ARE YOU OKAY?
362
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,130
YOU LOOK SHOOK UP.
363
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:18,602
- WHEELIE'S BACK.
- I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT?
364
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,901
YAY. UM...
365
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,203
HOW DID YOU FIND HIM?
366
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,665
OH, I CAME HOME
FROM WORK,
367
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,273
I SAW THAT KID JAKE
ON YOUR BIKE,
368
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,435
SO I CALLED THE COPS
AND THEY ARRESTED HIM.
369
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,284
THEY ARRESTED JAKE?
370
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,909
BUT HE'S JUST A KID.
371
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,213
OOH, HE WON'T BE
WHEN HE GETS OUT.
372
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:39,422
WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG, SON?
373
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,892
SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?
374
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,460
UM... NO.
375
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,230
NO? WELL, SOMETHING'S
BOTHERING ME,
376
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,329
BECAUSE HERE'S WHAT
I THINK REALLY HAPPENED.
377
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,569
FIRST, YOU SOLD
YOUR BIKE TO JAKE
378
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,239
AND THEN
YOU POCKETED THE MONEY.
379
00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,910
THEN YOU OPENED
THE GARAGE DOOR...
380
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,479
- ( beeps )
- ...USING THE KEYPAD.
381
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,309
FINALLY, YOU GRABBED
THE REMOTE
382
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,905
FROM THE KITCHEN CABINET
383
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,516
AND YOU PLANTED IT
ON CHARLIE.
384
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:17,186
INTERESTING THEORY,
BUT IT DOESN'T
PROVE A THING.
385
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,931
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
386
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,460
I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY HARD PROOF,
387
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:28,337
BUT I KEPT
THINKING, THINKING
388
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:30,498
AND THINKING
389
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,637
AND THEN A BELL WENT OFF.
390
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,672
( doorbell rings )
391
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,213
- IS GABE HERE?
- NO.
392
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,545
TELL HIM JAKE WANTS
HIS $10 BACK.
393
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:43,180
THIS BIKE IS
A PIECE OF JUNK.
394
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:51,316
AND THAT'S WHEN
ALL THE PIECES
FELL INTO PLACE.
395
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:55,703
ALL RIGHT,
YOU GOT ME.
396
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,228
NOW WHAT HAPPENS?
397
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,236
ASK YOUR MOTHER.
398
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,739
BACK FROM
THE BIKE STORE.
399
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,008
CHARLIE, YOUR BROTHER
HAS SOMETHING HE WOULD
LIKE TO SAY TO YOU.
400
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,647
GO AHEAD, GABE.
401
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,488
CHARLIE, I'M SORRY
I TRIED TO FRAME YOU.
402
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,761
AW. REMEMBER
THE FIRST TIME
I SAID THAT TO YOU?
403
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,991
LIKE IT WAS
YESTERDAY.
404
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:32,027
AND NOW HERE IS
A LITTLE I'M-SORRY PRESENT
FROM YOUR BROTHER.
405
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,274
OKAY, BRING IT IN.
406
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,301
- OH.
- YAY!
407
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,266
YEAH, WE EXCHANGED
GABE'S NEW BIKE
FOR THIS ONE.
408
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,466
( laughs )
409
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,746
- Thank you.
- Amy: You're welcome.
410
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,019
( laughs )
411
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,518
Charlie, there you are
on your very first bike.
412
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,322
Yeah yeah.
Teddy girl,
413
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:58,726
Mama's baby child has
a new tricycle!
414
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:02,358
It's pink and red
stickers on it.ttle
415
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:08,297
Teddy:
your very first spotlight.ing
416
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,735
Good luck, Charlie.
417
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,546
I FEEL SO BAD.
I JUST CAN'T TELL
THEM APART.
418
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,449
- IT IS HARD.
- AND I DON'T WANT
TO OFFEND THEM.
419
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:25,652
WELL, YOU JUST HAVE
TO FIND ONE LITTLE THING
THAT'S DIFFERENT.
420
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,685
- ( sport announcer
speaking on TV )
- ( crowd cheering )
421
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,325
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
422
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:37,801
I HAVE NO IDEA,
AND I'M MARRIED
TO ONE OF THEM.
423
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,798
HEY, UH, DADS,
424
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,343
CAN I HAVE FIVE BUCKS?
425
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:46,340
( sighs )
426
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:51,844
HUH. I LOVE
( laughs ) DADS.
427
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:54,708
UNBELIEVABLE.
WE'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT.
428
00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:57,622
Amy:
WAIT. WAIT.
429
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,320
YUP, THAT'S MY GUY.
430
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,660
( theme music plays )
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