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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:10,075 OH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 2 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,581 LISTEN TO SPENCER'S LATEST STATUS UPDATE. 3 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,482 "JUST CHILLING AT HOME." WHO CARES? 4 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,124 APPARENTLY YOU DO. 5 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:22,190 MOM. NO NO, I DO NOT. 6 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,093 I COULD CARE LESS WHAT MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS UP TO. 7 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:27,055 OH, HE HASN'T EVEN CHANGED HIS ONLINE STATUS YET. 8 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:29,325 IT STILL SAYS "IN A RELATIONSHIP." 9 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:32,233 - HE JUST CAN'T LET ME GO. - WELL, MAYBE HE FORGOT TO CHANGE IT. 10 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:35,336 UH, MOM, HOW COULD HE FORGET? HE'S ONLINE ALL THE TIME. 11 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,469 AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW? 12 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,374 I CHECK HIS STATUS EVERY HOUR. 13 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:42,407 WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU'VE MOVED ON. 14 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:48,119 GABE HONEY, YOU HAVE A PLAYDATE THIS AFTERNOON. 15 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,079 - ( chuckles ) NO, I DON'T. - YES, YOU DO. 16 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:51,488 A NEW FAMILY MOVED IN DOWN THE STREET 17 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:53,189 AND THEY HAVE A SON YOUR AGE, 18 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,621 SO I MADE PLANS FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO GET TOGETHER. 19 00:00:54,655 --> 00:00:58,485 OH, MOM, LET ME EXPLAIN WHERE YOU WENT WRONG. 20 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:03,126 I'M 11. I DON'T HAVE "PLAYDATES" ANYMORE. 21 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:06,174 I HANG. 22 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,370 HIS NAME IS AUSTIN AND I THINK HE'LL BE 23 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,642 A VERY GOOD INFLUENCE ON YOU. HE'S VERY WELL-BEHAVED. 24 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,541 YOU KNOW THAT WELL-BEHAVED AND I ARE NATURAL ENEMIES. 25 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:17,353 COULD YOU JUST BE NICE? 26 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:19,478 OKAY, BE CIVIL. 27 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,354 IT'S TOO LATE TO CANCEL. 28 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,292 ( rock music playing ) 29 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,260 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 30 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,589 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 31 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,393 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 32 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:34,556 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 33 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,395 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 34 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:39,130 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 35 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,367 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 36 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:45,613 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 37 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,579 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 38 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,508 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 39 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,453 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 40 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,380 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 41 00:01:54,415 --> 00:01:55,875 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 42 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,616 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 43 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,322 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 44 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:04,555 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 45 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:08,662 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 46 00:02:10,331 --> 00:02:12,701 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 47 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,742 ( low droning tones playing ) 48 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,317 PLEASE DON'T BE A PLUMBING PROBLEM. 49 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:37,526 PLEASE DON'T BE A PLUMBING PROBLEM! 50 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,404 THANK YOU. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. 51 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,528 WHAT IS-- WHAT IS GOING ON? 52 00:02:46,567 --> 00:02:48,737 WE'RE HAVING AUDITIONS FOR A NEW BAND MEMBER. 53 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:52,339 P.J. AND THE VIBE NEED START GETTING GIGS.E CAN 54 00:02:52,373 --> 00:02:55,313 AND THAT FULLER SOUND A DIDGERIDOO? FROM 55 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:57,283 IS THAT WHAT THAT THING IS CALLED? 56 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,311 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. AUDITIONS GONNA GO ON?ESE 57 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:03,448 - FOR A FEW MORE HOURS. - OH MAN. 58 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,254 I REALLY GOTTA GET MY OWN PLACE. 59 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,517 ( music playing ) 60 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,499 NEXT. 61 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,531 ( classical music playing ) 62 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:25,671 ( beatboxing ) 63 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:35,219 THANKS. UH, YOU CAN KEEP THE MICROPHONE. 64 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,687 ( music playing ) 65 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,458 WAIT. STOP. 66 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:50,495 - THAT WAS AWFUL. - EMMETT, DON'T BE RUDE. 67 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,471 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT, 68 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,800 EVEN IF SHE IS MY GRANDMA. 69 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,414 ( rock music playing ) 70 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,277 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WELL, HE'S PRETTY GOOD, 71 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:10,777 BUT I'M NOT SURE IF HE HAS THE RIGHT LOOK. 72 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,588 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 73 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,660 WELL, YOU AND ME ARE SO HOT. 74 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,758 AND HE'S SO... 75 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,497 NOT. 76 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,499 I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. 77 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,801 LISTEN, JIMMY. 78 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,603 - WE'RE GONNA THINK ABOUT IT AND LET YOU KNOW. - COULD YOU LET ME KNOW SOON? 79 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,636 'CAUSE MY BROTHER'S HAVING A PARTY THIS WEEKEND 80 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,741 AND HE WANTS LIVE MUSIC. HE'S WILLING TO PAY. 81 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,884 Both: WELCOME TO THE BAND. 82 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,723 ( doorbell rings ) 83 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,594 HEY, AUSTIN. COME ON IN. 84 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:47,589 GABE HONEY, AUSTIN'S HERE. 85 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,461 WHAT A LOVELY HOME, MRS. DUNCAN. 86 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:50,720 SO COMFORTABLE LOOKING. 87 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,688 WHAT A NICE WAY OF SAYING MESSY. 88 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,462 GABE, THIS IS AUSTIN. 89 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,867 - HOW DO YOU DO? - HOW DO I DO WHAT? 90 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,865 - HE'S SAYING HELLO. - WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? 91 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,635 WELL, I WASN'T SURE WHAT ACTIVITIES YOU HAD PLANNED, 92 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,875 SO I SETTLED ON DAYTIME CASUAL. 93 00:05:11,412 --> 00:05:12,752 REALLY, MOM? 94 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,520 THIS IS HOW YOU WANT ME TO SPEND MY AFTERNOON? 95 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,689 WELL, YOU BOYS HAVE FUN. I'LL BE UPSTAIRS WITH CHARLIE. 96 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:20,619 POOR LITTLE BABY'S NOT FEELING WELL. 97 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,764 POOR LITTLE GABY'S NOT FEELING SO HOT EITHER. 98 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:26,131 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, PLAY VIDEO GAMES? 99 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,629 - OH, I'M NOT ALLOWED. - WATCH TV? 100 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,862 I'VE ALREADY EXCEEDED MY ALLOTTED ONE HOUR OF THE WEEK. 101 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,828 - GO TO THE PARK? - I'M NOT WEARING SUNSCREEN. 102 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,737 HOW DO YOU THINK THIS IS GOING? 103 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,669 HEY, GUYS. 104 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,638 - ( door closes ) - ( breathlessly ) HI. 105 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,876 I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET. 106 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,811 TEDDY, AUSTIN; AUSTIN, TEDDY. 107 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:50,677 - NICE TO MEET YOU, AUSTIN. - THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE. 108 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,388 WELL, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE GENTLEMAN? 109 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,856 SHE'S GLORIOUS. 110 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,791 WHAT AN EXQUISITE CREATURE. 111 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,929 LOOK, WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS. 112 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:08,535 SO EITHER YOU STOP BEING WEIRD OR-- 113 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,707 YEAH, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY. 114 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:22,621 * THAT'S WHY MONKEYS SHOULDN'T FLY * 115 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:25,794 - * PLANES! - YEAH! 116 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,819 - YES! - YEAH! 117 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:30,985 - ( laughs ) - YEAH! THAT WAS AWE-TEOUS! 118 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,963 - "AWE-TEOUS"? - YEAH. 119 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,695 I TOOK "AWESOME" AND MASHED IT WITH "RIGHTEOUS." 120 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,971 "AWE-TEOUS." 121 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:42,199 DUDE, I LOVE THAT. 122 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,005 - HEY, CAN I GET SOMETHING TO DRINK? - YEAH, THE KITCHEN'S UPSTAIRS. 123 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:50,737 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JIMMY? - HE'S "GNA-TEOUS." 124 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:54,848 - WHAT? - I MASHED "GNARLY" AND "AWE-TEOUS." 125 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:57,792 "AWE-TEOUS" IS ALREADY A MASH-UP. 126 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,448 JUST LET HIM DO IT. 127 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,994 CHARLIE HONEY, DRINK YOUR JUICE. 128 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:06,563 - IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. - NO NO. 129 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,864 I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD ARGUE WITH ME. 130 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,456 I KNOW A LOT MORE WORDS. 131 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,872 MAY I HAVE SOME WATER, PLEASE? 132 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,941 SURE, JIMMY, COMING RIGHT UP. 133 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,709 WELL, AREN'T YOU A CUTIE-PIE? 134 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,939 I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I HADN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE. 135 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:26,575 - I-- I MEANT THE BABY. - RIGHT. HUH. 136 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:29,024 OH, JIMMY, I WOULDN'T GET TOO CLOSE TO CHARLIE. SHE'S... 137 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:31,789 - ( sneezes ) - ...SICK. 138 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,250 WHOA. 139 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,787 SHE BLASTED ME WITH SNOT. 140 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,856 WHICH WAS ALSO THE NAME OF MY LAST BAND. 141 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:50,044 - ( doorbell rings ) - ( lasers firing on TV ) 142 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:53,010 IT'S AUSTIN. TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE. 143 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,580 SORRY, AUSTIN, GABE'S NOT HERE. 144 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,016 HE'S HIDING UNDER THAT BLANKET. 145 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:08,916 ACTUALLY, I CAME TO SEE YOU. 146 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:14,699 - YOU DID? - WELL, THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING. 147 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,973 I BROUGHT YOU SOME PRESENTS. 148 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:20,968 AN AFRICAN ORCHID. I CULTIVATE THEM MYSELF. 149 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,802 I ALSO MADE YOU SOME SOAP. 150 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,907 - ( laughs ) - THANK YOU. 151 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,840 I WAS RUNNING LOW ON ORCHIDS AND SOAP. 152 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,677 ANYTHING ELSE? 153 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:33,982 I ALSO WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 154 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,684 - OKAY. - WILL YOU GO WITH ME? 155 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,687 GO WITH YOU WHERE? 156 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,989 I'M ASKING YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. 157 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,790 WAIT. I-- I'M SORRY, WHAT? 158 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,855 I'M ALMOST 16 AND YOU'RE 11. 159 00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:48,534 AND A HALF. 160 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,603 I BELIEVE THERE'S A QUESTION ON THE TABLE. 161 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:56,697 TEDDY, LOVE KNOWS NO AGE. 162 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,307 BUT IT DOES KNOW HEIGHT. 163 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:02,939 AUSTIN, I'M FLATTERED, BUT I JUST CAME OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP. 164 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:05,846 "I HAVE LOVED, LET US SEE IF THAT'S ALL." 165 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:06,879 E.E. CUMMINGS. 166 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,549 "I'M NOT INTERESTED." T.R. DUNCAN. 167 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,620 YOUR WORDS SAY ONE THING, BUT YOUR EYES SAY ANOTHER. 168 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,794 OKAY. FOCUS ON MY HANDS. 169 00:09:19,827 --> 00:09:21,797 THEY'RE PUSHING YOU OUT THE DOOR. 170 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,066 THIS IS NOT OVER. I SHALL RETURN! 171 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,938 YOU KNOW, HE'S GROWING ON ME. 172 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,883 - I GOT YOUR MESSAGE. WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? - JIMMY'S SICK. 173 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,783 CHARLIE SNEEZED ON HIM. NOW HE CAN'T MAKE THE GIG THIS WEEKEND. 174 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,686 - MAN, THAT'S "AWF-ABLE." - STOP THAT! 175 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,617 DUDE, WE HAVE GOT TO FIND A NEW BASS PLAYER AND FAST. 176 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:50,917 - BUT WHERE? - I DON'T KNOW. 177 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,788 ( bass music playing ) 178 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,769 - DAD? - HEY. 179 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,705 OH SORRY. 180 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,680 I SAW IT HERE. I COULDN'T RESIST. 181 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,039 - HOW'D YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? - WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, 182 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:14,778 I HAD MY OWN BAND-- THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE. 183 00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,045 YOU WERE IN A BAND? HOW COME I NEVER KNEW THAT? 184 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:19,985 BECAUSE WHENEVER I START A STORY 185 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,760 WITH "WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL," YOU ZONE OUT. 186 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,027 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 187 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,101 WELL, MR. D., YOU ARE THE ANSWERS TO OUR PRAYERS. 188 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,830 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE-- ( mumbles ) 189 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,196 BAND MEETING. 190 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,204 BAND MEETING? 191 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,936 THAT'S NOT GOOD. 192 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,842 THAT'S HOW I GOT THROWN OUT 193 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,214 OF THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE. 194 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,853 EMMETT, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE LOSER WHO'S IN A BAND WITH HIS DAD. 195 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,720 A LITTLE QUIETER, GUYS. 196 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,849 ( whispering ) I KNOW HE'S OLD, 197 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:52,945 BUT WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE? 198 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,256 STILL HEARING IT. 199 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,091 I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 200 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,226 DAD... 201 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,731 DO YOU WANT TO DO THE GIG WITH US? 202 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,874 YES! THE EXPERIENCE CONTINUES! 203 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,700 I'M BACK! 204 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:10,836 FOR ONE GIG ONLY. 205 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,171 FOR ONE GIG ONLY! 206 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,177 ( chatting ) 207 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:30,985 "YOU ARE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. AUSTIN. 208 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:34,494 P.S., NOT TO BE USED IN NON-VENTILATED AREAS." 209 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,967 YEP, THAT'S MY SPECIAL FELLA. 210 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,143 - HEY. - HEY. 211 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,108 OKAY. SPENCER, UH, 212 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,840 THIS IS AWKWARD, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 213 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,818 - SURE, WHAT IS IT? - WELL, I HEARD YOUR ONLINE STATUS 214 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,278 SAYS YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP-- 215 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,116 SOMEBODY TOLD ME, I DON'T REMEMBER WHO-- 216 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,091 SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THAT. 217 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,791 - I'M JUST SAYING. - ACTUALLY, I DID CHANGE IT 218 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,755 - AND THEN I CHANGED IT BACK. - HUH. OKAY LOOK, 219 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,295 I KNOW YOU STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR ME. 220 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:12,799 I GET IT. I HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE. 221 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,043 BUT REALLY, IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON, OKAY? 222 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,039 TEDDY, MY STATUS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 223 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:21,171 I-- OH. 224 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:24,238 HER NAME'S NICOLE. WE'VE HAD A FEW DATES. 225 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,177 SHE DOESN'T GO TO OUR SCHOOL. 226 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,953 WELL, THAT'S-- THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 227 00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,182 I MEAN IT'S GOOD FOR BOTH OF US, ACTUALLY, 228 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,188 BECAUSE I'M ALSO IN A RELATIONSHIP. 229 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,090 - YOU ARE? - YES. 230 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:38,162 - COOL. WHO IS IT? - UH, AUSTIN... 231 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,131 IS HIS NAME. 232 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,160 AUSTIN DOESN'T GO TO OUR SCHOOL. 233 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,155 HE... 234 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,327 GOT ME THIS CANDLE. WHATEVER. 235 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,196 AH. THAT'S NICE. 236 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,195 YEAH, HE'S THOUGHTFUL LIKE THAT. 237 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,137 ( cell phone playing tune ) 238 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,106 AH. IT'S NICOLE. 239 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,812 - I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE THIS. - OH SURE. GO FOR IT. 240 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,345 ( shouts ) I HAVE TO CALL AUSTIN ANYWAY... 241 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,080 ( mutters ) ONCE HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE A PHONE. 242 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,200 HEY, TE-- OH. 243 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,898 PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT STILL OBSESSING ABOUT SPENCER. 244 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,201 NO NO, I'M OBSESSING ABOUT SOME GIRL NAMED NICOLE 245 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,074 WHO HE'S SUPPOSEDLY DATING. 246 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,103 BUT I DON'T THINK SHE EXISTS. 247 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,107 I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH ALL 452 OF HIS FRIENDS 248 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,309 AND THERE'S NOT ONE NICOLE. 249 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:31,282 YOU THINK HE MADE UP A FAKE GIRLFRIEND 250 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,051 JUST TO GET A RISE OUT OF YOU? 251 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,850 OH, THAT IS SAD AND PATHETIC. 252 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,847 WELL, IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS 253 00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,258 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 254 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,860 WHAT'S YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND'S NAME? 255 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,233 AUSTIN. 256 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,200 - OH TEDDY. - I PANICKED! 257 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,259 AT LEAST HE'S A REAL GUY. 258 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,628 - Austin: FOR YOU, MY LOVE! - ( folk music playing ) 259 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,396 IS THAT THE LUTE? 260 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,144 OH, I LOVE THE LUTE. 261 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,212 ( sighs ) 262 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,354 SORRY, AUSTIN. NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME. 263 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,419 TEDDY, GO OUT WITH ME. 264 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,318 - NO. - THEN I WILL CONTINUE TO SERENADE YOU 265 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,321 WITH EVERY INSTRUMENT AT MY DISPOSAL. 266 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,164 BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW 267 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,389 MY FATHER OWNS A MUSIC STORE. 268 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:21,285 SO WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO MAKE YOU GO AWAY? 269 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,158 ONE DATE. 270 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,196 OKAY, FINE. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. 271 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,302 WELL, NOT NOW. I'M NOT DRESSED. 272 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,044 I SHALL RETURN SATURDAY AFTERNOON. 273 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,410 - SHALL WE SAY 1:00-ISH? - SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT. 274 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,979 OUR RELATIONSHIP ENDS AT 3:00-ISH. 275 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,148 UNTIL THEN I BID YOU A GENTLE GOOD MORROW. 276 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,352 YAHOO! 277 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,092 DAD! COME ON, LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOU. 278 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,895 HUH? LOOK AT THAT. 279 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,069 CAN I PASS FOR A TEENAGER? 280 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,371 ABSOLUTELY. 281 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,273 JUST STAY OUT OF DIRECT LIGHT... 282 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,438 OR ANY LIGHT. ( laughs ) 283 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,449 - IS THAT A ZIT? - YEP, DREW THAT ON MYSELF. 284 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,682 MAKES ME LOOK YOUNGER, HUH? 285 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:21,387 UGH. PUTTING A LOT OF PRESSURE ON ONE LITTLE ZIT, DAD. 286 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:26,226 OKAY. DAD. 287 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,059 - LET'S GO OVER IT ONE MORE TIME. - OH, ALL RIGHT. 288 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,296 MY NAME IS BO. I GO TO NORTH HIGH 289 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,431 AND, IF ANYBODY ASKS, I HAVE A BIZARRE MEDICAL CONDITION 290 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,337 - THAT MAKES ME LOOK OLDER. - CALLED? 291 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,240 OLD-MAN-ITUS. 292 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,281 WE'RE GOOD. 293 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,381 OH, HONEY. 294 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,992 WANT TO GO OUT WITH A TEENAGER TONIGHT? 295 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,319 NOT WITH THAT ZIT. 296 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,432 - THIS IS OUR DATE? - ( party horn blows ) 297 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,301 YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? 298 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,471 I COULDN'T SHOW UP WITHOUT A DATE. 299 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,369 THAT WOULD BE EMBARRASSING. 300 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:12,311 WE WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE HERE TO BE EMBARRASSED. 301 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:16,539 OH, NO, I'VE ARRANGED A PRIVATE TABLE FOR US. 302 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,046 HOW ROMANTIC. 303 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:24,479 I SLIPPED THE CLOWN A FEW DOLLARS. 304 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:26,187 HE'LL BE BY SHORTLY. 305 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,293 COME ON, SWING LIKE YOU MEAN IT! 306 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,496 SHE'S GONNA BE SEVEN BY THE TIME WE GET OUT OF HERE. 307 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,529 IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG. 308 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,025 AFTER THE PINATA, WE HAVE CAKE 309 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,138 - THEN WE KISS AND IT'S OVER. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 310 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,070 WE HAVE CAKE. 311 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,565 UH, IT'S YOUR TURN. 312 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,476 AH. LET'S DO THIS. 313 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:55,454 OPEN YOUR BAGS, GIRLS. THIS PRETTY RAINBOW'S GOING DOWN. 314 00:16:58,085 --> 00:17:00,315 ( girls cheer ) 315 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,593 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! WHOO! 316 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,492 - TEDDY? - OH! SPENCER. 317 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,255 THAT IS YOU, UH, TIGER. 318 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,598 - HOW DO YOU DO? - OH MY GOSH. 319 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,429 HOW DO I DO WHAT? 320 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:15,274 - I'M AUSTIN. - THIS IS AUSTIN? 321 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,602 THE GUY YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH? 322 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,206 WELL, IT'S JUST OUR FIRST DATE. 323 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,308 WE'RE TAKING THINGS SLOW. 324 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,610 UM, WELL, I SHOULD GO. NICOLE'S WAITING FOR ME. 325 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,353 - IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. - AND YOU, SIR. 326 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,391 ( horn blows ) 327 00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,220 ARE YOU OKAY? 328 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,493 NOT REALLY. 329 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:41,225 THAT WAS MY EX-BOYFRIEND. 330 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,231 - OH. - HE'S HERE WITH NICOLE, 331 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,274 WHO IS PRETTY AND REAL. 332 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,400 AND YOU'RE HERE WITH AN 11-YEAR-OLD. 333 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,496 PRETTY MUCH. 334 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,568 WELL, YOU KNOW, TEDDY, 335 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,375 I MAY BE ONLY 11, 336 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,480 BUT I'M OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU DESERVE SOMEONE 337 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,652 WHO WILL APPRECIATE HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE. 338 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,351 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, SPENCER AIN'T IT. 339 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,354 - DID YOU JUST SAY "AIN'T"? - LISTEN TO ME. 340 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,217 I'M SO PASSIONATE, I'M THROWING GRAMMAR TO THE WIND. 341 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,331 YEAH THANKS, AUSTIN. 342 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,130 AND YOU KNOW, AS FIRST DATES GO, 343 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,462 THIS WASN'T ALL THAT BAD. 344 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,166 - NOT NOW, SLAPPY. - ( squeaks ) 345 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,238 ANYWAY, YOU REALLY-- 346 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,670 YOU DESERVE SOMEBODY GREAT TOO. 347 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,244 I MEAN, SOMEBODY WHO'S SMART 348 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:31,384 KIND AND, WELL, 11. 349 00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,411 SHALL WE GRAB OUR GOODY BAGS, QUICK KISS 350 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,146 - AND GET OUT OF HERE? - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 351 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,382 I SAID LET'S GRAB OUR GOODY BAGS. 352 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:46,328 * THAT'S WHY MONKEYS SHOULDN'T FLY * 353 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,600 * PLANES! 354 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,169 ( chatting ) 355 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,640 THIS IS AWFUL. WE'RE TOTALLY BOMBING. 356 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,538 THEY'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO US. 357 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,640 ALL RIGHT, GUYS. CALM DOWN. 358 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,712 IF THERE'S ANYTHING I LEARNED FROM THE BOB DUNCAN EXPERIENCE, 359 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,941 IT'S THAT IF YOU WANT TO GET PEOPLE TO NOTICE YOU, 360 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,406 - YOU GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO NOTICE. - HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 361 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:09,916 BAND MEETING. OKAY, GUYS, FOLLOW MY LEAD. 362 00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,579 THIS CROWD'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED UP. 363 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,288 ( rock music playing ) 364 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,400 ( cheering ) 365 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,645 * MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! 366 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,621 * MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! * 367 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:48,661 * MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! 368 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,288 - * FIRE! - ( cheering ) 369 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,274 Well, Charlie, 370 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,376 thanks to a strange little dude named Austin, 371 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,238 I think I'm finally over Spencer. 372 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,647 In fact, I'm about to defriend him right now. 373 00:20:12,679 --> 00:20:15,249 - ( chimes ) - Whoo! Moving on. 374 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,682 - Feel good. - ( chimes ) 375 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,986 Ooh, looks like I have an email from... 376 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,359 Austin. 377 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:27,533 Oh, he posted the Teddy the tiger pictures 378 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,360 all over the internet. 379 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,828 Wish me good luck, Charlie. 380 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:38,471 - ( chuckles ) - WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED? 381 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:41,735 DAD BREATHED FIRE. IT WAS SO AWESOME... 382 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:44,680 THE FIRST TIME. 383 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,711 THE SECOND TIME THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS. 384 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,717 NO BIG DEAL. 385 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,579 TOMORROW MORNING I'LL GO DOWN TO THE MUSIC STORE 386 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,818 AND GET JIMMY A NEW BASS, 387 00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,722 THEN GO OVER TO THE LUMBER YARD 388 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,694 AND GET JIMMY'S PARENTS A NEW DECK. 389 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,834 WAIT. DAD, YOU PLAYED IN P.J.'s BAND? 390 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,630 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INTO MUSIC. - OF COURSE I AM. 391 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,373 WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I HAD MY OWN BAND. 392 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,837 I'M SORRY, WHAT? 393 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,674 I REALLY GOT TO GET MY OWN PLACE. 394 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,591 HEY! ( laughs ) 395 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,559 LOOK AT THAT. AIN'T SHE A BEAUTY? 396 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,788 I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY BOUGHT JIMMY A BASS. 397 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:34,363 - THIS IS FOR ME. - DAD, UM, 398 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,334 I THOUGHT WE MADE IT PRETTY CLEAR 399 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,533 YOU BEING IN THE BAND WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING. 400 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,595 - I'M SORRY. - I'M NOT. 401 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,444 I'VE GOT MY OWN BAND NOW. 402 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,470 ( rock music playing ) 403 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,383 ALL RIGHT. OKAY WHOA. 404 00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:54,682 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. STOP STOP STOP. 405 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,524 LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, ALL RIGHT? 406 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,119 LET'S BRING THE ACCORDION DOWN A LITTLE BIT. 407 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,720 A LITTLE MORE FROM YOU. A LITTLE LESS FROM YOU. 408 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,723 AND AS FOR EMMETT'S GRANDMA... 409 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,457 YOU SOUND GREAT. 410 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,827 AHEM. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 411 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,634 ONE MORE TIME FROM THE TOP. OKAY, ON THREE. 412 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,667 ( drums playing energetically ) 413 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,909 - ( drums stop ) I SAID, "ON THREE." ON. 414 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,582 ( giggles ) 415 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,545 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU-- 416 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,593 YOU CAN'T COUNT TO THREE YET. 417 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:34,949 ( theme music playing ) 30071

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