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ISN'T THIS NICE?
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WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER
SHARING FAMILY TIME.
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MOM, PLEASE.
"CELEBRITY PET
CASTLE" IS ON.
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WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
A SHOW ABOUT CELEBRITY PETS
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LIVING TOGETHER IN A CASTLE
WOULD BE SO GREAT?
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LAST WEEK,
HOWIE MANDEL'S CAT
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- ATE ONE OF
JACK BLACK'S GUPPIES.
- OH, COOL.
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- I WAS THINKING
WE COULD TURN THE TV OFF.
- WAIT! NOT NOW.
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- THEY'RE STARTING
WITH AN ELIMINATION!
- I'LL GET THE POPCORN.
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I WOULD NOT WANT
TO BE BEYONCE'S
HAMSTER RIGHT NOW.
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- ( P.J. screams )
- WHAT?
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MOUSE!
I SAW A MOUSE!
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IT WAS LIKE THIS BIG.
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AND YOUR HIGH-PITCHED GIRL
SCREAM SCARED IT AWAY.
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HEY HEY HEY,
LOOK AT THIS.
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MOUSE DROPPINGS.
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OH, BILL.
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THAT'S A ROCKY MOUNTAIN
GREY...
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( sniffs )
FEMALE...
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( sniffs )
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ABOUT TO BE A MOTHER.
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THAT IS JUST GROSS.
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I DO NOT WANT A MOUSE
OR MOUSE BABIES IN THIS HOUSE.
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AW, MOUSE BABIES.
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EW!
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
HAVE A SEAT.
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WATCH A MASTER EXTERMINATOR
IN ACTION.
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OR WE COULD GET BACK
TO THE SHOW.
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SIMON COWELL'S TURTLE IS
COMING OUT OF HIS SHELL.
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All: OH!
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( rock music playing )
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* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST
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* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *
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* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *
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* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *
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* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *
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* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *
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* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *
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* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THINGS ARE CRAZY
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* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY
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* THERE'S NO MAYBE
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* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *
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* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *
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* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *
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* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *
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* HANG IN THERE, BABY.
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AH, THIS THING
IS SO FRUSTRATING.
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- DAD, CAN I GET
- NOPE. PHONE?
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DADDY.
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CAN I PLEASE GET
A NEW PHONE, PLEASE?
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( sighs )
IT LIKE THAT... PUT
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NO.
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BUT THIS OLD PHONE
IS USELESS.
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I CAN'T DOWNLOAD APPS,
I CAN'T POST STATUS UPDATES.
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THE ONLY THING
I CAN DO ON IT IS TALK.
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NOBODY DOES THAT ANYMORE.
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OKAY, YOU WANT A NEW PHONE?
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THERE YOU GO.
NEW PHONE.
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UNLIMITED MINUTES.
AND IT SQUEAKS.
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GOOD FOR YOU, DAD.
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TELL THE PRINCESS
NO FOR ONCE.
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT THIS PRINCESS
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SPENDS A LOT LESS TIME
ON HER HAIR THAN YOU DO.
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WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM, ANYWAY?
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MY PROBLEM IS EVERYTHING
GETS HANDED TO YOU.
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THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST
DIDN'T GO YOUR WAY.ETHING
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LOOK, HONEY,
GET A JOB.T A PHONE,
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I'M ONLY 15.
COULD I GET? JOB
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD. DOGS
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- YOU COULD WALK DOGS.
- OR...?
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OR NOT GET A NEW PHONE.
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TEDDY, A JOB ISN'T
JUST ABOUT MONEY.
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IT'S ALSO ABOUT SELF-WORTH
AND DIGNITY.
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WOW.
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE ARE OFF
TO OUR MUSIC CLASS.
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YOU LOOK SO CUTE.
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AWW, CHARLIE, DID YOU
HEAR WHAT YOUR BIG SISTER
SAID ABOUT YOU?
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I WAS TALKING TO YOU, MOM.
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OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET.
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AND YOU'RE NOT
GETTING A PHONE.
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OKAY, PEOPLE, THE FRIED CHICKEN
BUSINESS HAS TAKEN A HIT.
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APPARENTLY FRIED
IS NOW BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
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SO WE NEED TO THINK OF WAYS
OF INCREASING OUR SALES.
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DAZZLE ME!
YOU.
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HOW ABOUT WE INTRODUCE
TACOS TO OUR MENU?
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TOO EASY, TOO EXPECTED.
PUSH IT, PEOPLE.
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PUNCH IT!
YEAH?
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HOW ABOUT WE FRY UP OTHER,
CHEAPER KINDS OF MEAT
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AND TELL PEOPLE IT'S CHICKEN,
ONLY IT'S NOT CHICKEN?
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WE'RE ALREADY DOING THAT.
YOU HAD NUMBER THREE LATELY?
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WORK WITH ME,
MINIMUM WAGERS.
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- GIVE ME SOMETHING!
- WHAT DO YOU GOT, J.P.?
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- IT'S P.J.
- WHATEVER. GO.
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WELL, WHAT IF WE GIVE
THE BUSINESS A FACE?
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SOMEONE WHO IS
KWIKKI CHIKKI.
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SOMEONE TO PUT ON POSTERS
AND BAGS AND BUCKETS.
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- LIKE BOBBY BURGER.
- I LIKE BOBBY BURGER.
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HE ALWAYS EATS
ALL THE BURGERS.
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SEE? THAT IS WHAT
WE'RE MISSING.
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WE DON'T HAVE
A MR. KWIK!
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MR. KWIK? MR. KWIK.
TELL ME MORE.
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WELL, HE SHOULD BE
AN EMPLOYEE.
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PROBABLY YOUNG,
GOOD LOOKING,
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- HEALTHY.
- YOU'RE THINKING ME, RIGHT?
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OR SOMEONE YOUNG,
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GOOD LOOKING, HEALTHY.
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MR. KWIK.
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I'M GOING TO SLEEP ON IT.
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, DOORS OPEN
IN 10, SO LOOK LIVELY.
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OH, AND WHAT
IS THAT SMELL?
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- THAT'S OUR CHICKEN.
- OH.
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20 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS.
YOU NEVER GET USED TO IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DAD?
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I AM LOADING THE MOUSE TRAP
WITH A TASTY LITTLE SNACK
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OF PEANUT BUTTER AND HORROR.
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YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT
THAT THING YET?
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KIDS, LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.
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NOW I'M NOT JUST A GUY
WHO CATCHES THINGS.
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CLEARLY.
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I AM ALSO AN EXPERT
IN ANIMAL BEHAVIOR.
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NOW THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN
GREY FEEDS AT NIGHT.
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SO BY TOMORROW MORNING
THIS TRAP
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IS GOING TO HAVE
A MOUSE IN IT.
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AND THAT, MY FRIEND,
IS A GUARANTEE.
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100%.
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SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE
HIM DOWN A PEG.
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ARE YOU GONNA MESS WITH DAD?
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I'M GABE.
IT'S WHAT I DO.
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* THAT'S THE WAY
THE MONEY GOES *
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* POP GOES THE WEASEL.
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GOOD JOB.
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GREAT JOB, EVERYBODY.
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OKAY, WE'RE GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE JUICE BREAK,
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THEN WE WILL COME BACK FOR
DANCE-A-LANCE-A-LING-LONG!
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OH.
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- I'M ELAINE, BY THE WAY.
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
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I'M AMY, AND THIS IS
MY DAUGHTER CHARLIE.
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CHARLIE?
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( laughs )
LIKE, CHARLIE BROWN?
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NO, NOT LIKE
CHARLIE BROWN.
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CHARLIE, LIKE,
SHORT FOR CHARLOTTE.
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OH WELL, AS LONG AS IT
MAKES SENSE TO YOU.
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- AND WHO IS THIS?
- THIS IS BRITTANY.
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- ( babbles )
- YES, YOU ARE.
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- OH, THAT'S SO ADORABLE.
- YEAH.
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YOU NAMED HER AFTER
A TROUBLED POP STAR.
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I NOTICED CHARLIE WAS
VERY GOOD AT CLAPPING.
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OH YES, IT'S ONE OF
HER MANY TALENTS.
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AWW, BRITTANY WAS CLAPPING
AT SIX MONTHS, SO...
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CHARLIE MAKES
ANIMAL SOUNDS.
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CHARLIE, WHAT DOES
A COW SAY?
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WOOF.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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NEXT CLASS, WE'RE ASKING
EVERY MOM AND CHILD
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- TO PERFORM A SONG TOGETHER.
- OH, THAT SOUNDS FUN.
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AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
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IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR WITH MY
MUSICAL THEATER BACKGROUND.
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I WAS ON BROADWAY.
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OH, AND NOW YOU'RE HERE,
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SO WE SEE HOW
THAT TURNED OUT.
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( chuckles )
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WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I TOOK YOUR SUGGESTION
AND BECAME A DOG WALKER.
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A GREAT DANE
AND A LARBADOODLE
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TOOK TURNS DRAGGING ME
THROUGH A PUDDLE.
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SO THANKS.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
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MOSTLY GREAT DANE.
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- WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT?
- TRASH CAN.
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MRS. DABNEY'S TRASH CAN.
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HEY, DAD, GUESS WHAT.
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YOU WASHED THE CAR
LIKE I ASKED?
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YOU ARE REALLY BAD
AT GUESSING.
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NO, I HAD AN IDEA AT WORK
AND MY BOSS LOVED IT.
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- HEY, GOOD FOR YOU.
- YEAH, IT WAS A GREAT MOMENT.
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AND WHO KNOWS?
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MR. KWIK COULD BE THE START
OF SOMETHING BIG.
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THIS IS AMAZING.
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EVER SINCE YOU BECAME MR. KWIK
BUSINESS IS BOOMING.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY,
THANK YOU, P.J.
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HOW AM I GONNA GET
ALL THAT MONEY HOME?
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YOU COULD PUT IT
IN THE TRUNK
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- OF YOUR BRAND NEW CAR!
- ( game show music playing )
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( engine revving )
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( beeps )
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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH,
MR. KWIK?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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( snaps )
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AND WHO AM I MAKING
THIS OUT TO?
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MRS. KWIK.
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NICE CAR.
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WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA WASH MINE?
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DAD, GET OUT
OF MY FANTASY.
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HELLO, LITTLE MOUSE.
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WANT TO HELP ME
MESS WITH DAD?
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DAD!
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00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,121
( footsteps running )
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WE HAVE A MOUSE?
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NO.
BUT THE BAIT IS GONE.
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WHAT?
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OH, COME ON.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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- HOW COULD A MOUSE DO THAT?
- I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S ALMOST LIKE
HE'S MOCKING YOU.
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OKAY, MOUSE WANTS TO DANCE,
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WE'RE GONNA DANCE.
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I WONDER WHAT KIDS WITH
SMART DADS DO FOR FUN.
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( barking )
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GUYS, I'M GOING INSIDE
FOR JUST A MINUTE.
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AND WHILE I'M GONE
NO SNIFFING,
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NO BITING
AND NO SCOOCHING.
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AND BRUTUS, COME HERE.
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00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:06,802
BUDDY, REMEMBER, FIFI
IS NOT A CHEW TOY, OKAY?
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SO, MITCH, DID YOU HAVE
A CHANCE TO THINK ABOUT
MY MR. KWIK IDEA?
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YES, I DID, J.P.
OR SHOULD I SAY...
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- MR. KWIK!
- REALLY? ME?
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YUP, YOU'RE THE NEW FACE
OF KWIKKI CHIKKI.
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I SEE GREAT
THINGS AHEAD FOR YOU.
THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT.
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DOES THE FUTURE INCLUDE
A BUMP IN PAY?
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NO, IT DOES NOT.
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WELL, DOESN'T MATTER.
227
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,090
BEING MR. KWIK
IS REWARD ENOUGH.
228
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,863
- FREE SOFT DRINKS?
- NO.
229
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,733
BUT YOU WERE RIGHT, KID.
230
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,732
THE FACE OF KWIKKI CHIKKI
NEEDS TO BE YOUNG,
231
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,274
HEALTHY, GOOD LOOKING.
232
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,728
( gasps )
LIKE THAT!
233
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,738
- YOU MEAN THIS?
- OH, NO NO NO, THIS
AIN'T THAT.
234
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:46,871
THIS IS GOOD
BUT THAT IS GREAT.
235
00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:49,237
SHE CAN'T BE MR. KWIK.
SHE'S A GIRL.
236
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,806
THEN FORGET ABOUT MR. KWIK.
237
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,984
SHE'LL BE OUR KWIKKI CHICK.
238
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,853
ARE YOU READY TO BE THE FACE
OF KWIKKI CHIKKI?
239
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,992
I JUST WANTED TO USE
THE BATHROOM.
240
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,897
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE MAD AT ME.
241
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,172
I'M MAD AT YOU BECAUSE
YOU DID IT AGAIN.
242
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,001
YOU WALKED RIGHT IN THERE
AND GOT THE JOB HANDED TO YOU.
243
00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:19,507
- MY JOB.
- I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE.
244
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,939
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
I WAS MR. KWIK?
245
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,905
37 SECONDS.
246
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,114
THAT'S TOO QUICK.
247
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,276
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
248
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,915
QUIT.
YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB.
249
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,250
WALKING DOGS?
IT'S DISGUSTING.
250
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,915
NO OFFENSE, GUYS.
251
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,885
P.J., I'M SORRY
YOU DIDN'T GET THE JOB,
252
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,785
BUT I'M NOT SORRY I DID.
253
00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,957
OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT,
PRINCESS.
254
00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:45,265
- STOP CALLING ME THAT!
- STOP BEING THAT!
255
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,865
OH, BRUTUS, AGAIN?
REALLY?
256
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,544
( dog whines )
257
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,982
I'M GONNA MISS YOU
LEAST OF ALL.
258
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,347
NIGHT VISION GOGGLES--
CHECK.
259
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,130
- ( screams )
- ( screams )
260
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,899
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M CATCHING A MOUSE.
261
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,098
WITH NIGHT VISION GOGGLES?
REALLY?
262
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,130
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
263
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,126
NOBODY MAKES A FOOL
OF BOB DUNCAN.
264
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,368
NO, HE DOES THAT
ALL BY HIMSELF.
265
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,884
GO BACK UPSTAIRS TO BED
AND LET THE EXPERT DO HIS JOB.
266
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,146
- ( traps snapping )
- ( Bob screaming )
267
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,389
GO GET MOMMY.
268
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,901
* EE-I-EE-I-OH!
269
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,301
( applause )
270
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,306
- BREAK A LEG.
- UH-HUH.
271
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,409
OKAY, HERE WE GO, BABY.
272
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:09,922
* TWINKLE TWINKLE
LITTLE STAR *
273
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,620
* HOW I WONDER
WHAT YOU ARE *
274
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,652
* UP ABOVE
THE WORLD SO HIGH *
275
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:18,287
* LIKE A DIAMOND
IN THE SKY. *
276
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,085
NO NO NO, CHARLIE,
GRAB THE FLASHLIGHT.
277
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,127
PUT IT BACK ON MOMMY.
PUT IT BACK ON MOMMY.
278
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:25,032
( country music playing )
279
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:29,995
* THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER
WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT *
280
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,907
* DOWN CAME THE RAIN
281
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:37,010
* AND WASHED
THE SPIDER OUT. *
282
00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:39,684
CHARLIE HONEY,
I NEED YOU FOCUS.
283
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,182
MOMMY'S ABOUT TO DO
HER BIG FINISH.
284
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,045
( rock music playing )
285
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,054
* HICKORY DICKORY ROCK
286
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,457
* THE MOUSE RAN UP
THE CLOCK *
287
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,329
* THE CLOCK STRUCK 12:00,
THEN SOMETHING ELSE *
288
00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:56,059
* I SAID
HICKORY DICKORY ROCK! *
289
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,895
THANK YOU, DENVER!
290
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,493
THERE'S OUR KWIKKI CHICK!
291
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,955
ALL RIGHT, SO ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS SIT HERE,
292
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:32,026
- SIGN AUTOGRAPHS
AND EAT CHICKEN.
- I CAN DO THAT.
293
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,965
- J.P., GET OVER HERE.
- P.J.
294
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,241
WRONG.
FROM NOW ON YOUR NAME
IS ASSISTANT.
295
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,110
AS IN ASSISTANT
TO THE KWIKKI CHICK.
296
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,979
IF SHE NEEDS ANYTHING,
AND I MEAN ANYTHING,
297
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,239
YOU GET IT FOR HER.
298
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,976
NOW, MITCH, P.J. DOESN'T
HAVE TO WAIT ON ME.
299
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,984
OH, YES HE DOES.
BECAUSE IN OUR LITTLE KINGDOM
300
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,377
YOU'RE THE PRINCESS.
301
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,117
IT'S WARM IN HERE.
ARE YOU WARM?
302
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,286
I DO NOT WANT
YOU PERSPIRING.
FAN HER.
303
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:09,766
UM, MITCH, HE'S NOT
DOING IT RIGHT.
304
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,272
- I WANT YOU TO FAN ME.
- OH, ACTUALLY--
305
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,305
I'M THE PRINCESS.
FAN ME, RICH.
306
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,111
- IT'S MITCH.
- WRONG! NOW FAN ME.
307
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:23,019
- HOW'S THIS?
- DON'T LOOK AT ME.
308
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,490
- TEDDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- SILENCE.
309
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,090
UM, CAN YOU JUST EAT
THE CHICKEN NOW?
310
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,122
FINE!
311
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,262
MMM!
OH, THAT'S AWFUL!
312
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,500
SHE MEANS AWFUL GOOD.
313
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,102
UGH!
314
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,137
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE
EAT THIS STUFF?
315
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,043
THEY SHOULD CALL
THIS PLACE ICKY CHIKKI.
316
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,035
( gasps )
317
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,537
GET OUT!
YOU'RE FIRED!
318
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,076
OH OH OH OH!
AND F.Y.I.
319
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,386
THE NUMBER THREE
IS HORSE MEAT, OKAY BUDDY?
320
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,386
AND DELICIOUS.
321
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,263
AND HALF OFF.
322
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,200
HEY, DAD.
323
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,202
YOU'RE STILL IN
YOUR BATHROBE.
324
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,604
- WHY AREN'T YOU DRESSED?
- WHAT'S THE POINT?
325
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,166
SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK?
326
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,206
THERE IS NO WORK.
I QUIT MY JOB.
327
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,442
WAIT, WHAT?!
328
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,076
IF I CAN'T CATCH
A LITTLE MOUSE,
329
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:29,523
I DON'T DESERVE TO CALL
MYSELF AN EXTERMINATOR.
330
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,564
( crying )
I'M SORRY.
331
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:40,229
I'M A FAILURE.
332
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,130
NO, DAD.
YOU'RE NOT A FAILURE.
333
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,462
YOU CAUGHT THE MOUSE
THE FIRST NIGHT.
334
00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:47,567
I WAS PRANKING YOU.
I'M SO SORRY.
335
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,100
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU
TO QUIT YOUR JOB.
336
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,608
( laughing )
337
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,148
I GOT YA!
338
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:04,218
- WHAT?!
- I'VE BEEN PRANKING YOU.
339
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,151
- NO WAY.
- YEAH WAY.
340
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,115
HOW'D YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
341
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,427
I TOLD YOU, I'M AN EXPERT
AT ANIMAL BEHAVIOR.
342
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:17,130
ALL RIGHT, I SAW YOU
LET THE MOUSE GO.
343
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,134
SO THAT THING YOU DID
WITH THE MOUSE TRAPS,
344
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:21,267
YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE?
345
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,265
YES, I DID THAT
ON PURPOSE.
346
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,378
YOU CAN'T PRANK ME,
I PRANK YOU.
347
00:18:31,411 --> 00:18:33,551
- THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
- OH NO.
348
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,420
THAT'S HOW IT USED TO WORK.
349
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,289
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
350
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,715
I DON'T KNOW WHO
I AM ANYMORE.
351
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:54,302
WALKING DOGS AGAIN?
352
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,304
UH, YEAH.
353
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,406
GOTTA GET
THAT PHONE SOMEHOW.
354
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,908
AND IT BEATS WORKING
AT KWIKKI CHIKKI.
355
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,280
- BY THE WAY, THANKS.
- FOR WHAT?
356
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:07,311
FOR GOING ALL DIVA
AND GETTING FIRED ON PURPOSE.
357
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,717
IT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
358
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,678
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
359
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:13,317
DIDN'T YOU THROW THAT
TANTRUM JUST TO HELP ME?
360
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,523
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ME.
361
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:20,255
OKAY, WELL, HOWEVER YOU
WANT TO PLAY IT,
362
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,263
- I OWE YOU A SOLID.
- HERE.
363
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,156
THIS IS MOSTLY SOLID.
364
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,500
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
365
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,595
YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER
ARE SHARING.
366
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,340
HEY, HOW WAS
"MUSIC AND ME"?
367
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:39,346
FINE.
368
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,619
LISTEN, COULD YOU TAKE CHARLIE
TO CLASS NEXT TIME?
369
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,389
AND ALL THE OTHER TIMES
AFTER THAT?
370
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,548
WHAT HAPPENED?
371
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:50,387
THERE WAS A LITTLE
MISUNDERSTANDING.
372
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,563
APPARENTLY THE ME
IN "MUSIC AND ME"
373
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,263
ISN'T ME.
374
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,235
HEY, CHARLIE.
IT'S ME, P.J.
375
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,442
I'M TAKING OVER TEDDY'S VIDEO
DIARY TO TELL YOU THAT,
376
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,384
EVEN THOUGH SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO ADMIT IT,
377
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,979
SHE DID SOMETHING REALLY
NICE FOR ME TODAY.
378
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:15,421
I GUESS SOMETIMES WE REALLY
DO CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER.
379
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,978
WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THIS IS
THE START OF A WHOLE NEW--
380
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,687
P.J., WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY CAMERA?!
381
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,689
- I'M TALKING TO CHARLIE.
- GIVE ME THAT.
382
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,661
- NO, I'M NOT DONE YET!
- OH, YES YOU ARE.
383
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,391
WITH A SISTER LIKE THIS,
GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE.
384
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,757
HEY, I SAY THAT!
( grunts )
385
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,526
GOOD LUCK, CHARLIE.
386
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,834
( shrieks )
387
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,476
OH.
HI.
388
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,623
HELLO.
389
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,678
LOOK, ELAINE, I PROBABLY
OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
390
00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,548
I MEAN, MAKING
A COMPETITION OUT OF
391
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,586
SINGING NURSERY RHYMES,
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
392
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:58,662
NO APOLOGY NECESSARY.
I CAN BE VERY COMPETITIVE.
393
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,561
BELIEVE ME, NO ONE'S MORE
COMPETITIVE THAN ME.
394
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,463
I WAS VOTED MOST COMPETITIVE
AT COMPETITION SCHOOL.
395
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,634
- MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
- YES.
396
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:10,596
* A THREE PIECE COMBO
IS WHAT I'D LIKE *
397
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,707
* AND A KID'S MEAL
FOR MY LITTLE TYKE... *
398
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:16,840
* I WILL HAVE YOUR
SIX PIECE PLATTER *
399
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,606
* SLAW OR POTATO SALAD,
IT DON'T MATTER... *
400
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,647
* JUMBO SHAKE
AND A SIDE OF FRIES... *
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