All language subtitles for Good.Luck.Charlie.S01E16_English

SO WE NEED AN ACT
FOR THE TALENT SHOW.

OR WE COULD STUDY
FOR OUR S.A.T.s

AND START
CHECKING OUT COLLEGES.

WE DO HAVE OUR FUTURES
TO THINK ABOUT.

SOMETHING FRESH.

HEY, GUYS.
WE'RE JUST PASSING THROUGH,
SO DON'T MIND US.

OH, I NEVER MIND
SEEING YOU, TEDDY.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU I MIND.

IF YOU COULD
MOVE IT ALONG...

WE'RE TRYING TO WORK ON OUR
ACT FOR THE TALENT SHOW.

OH, YOU KNOW,
I'M THE M.C. THIS YEAR.

WELL, I HOPE YOU DON'T
MIND SECOND PLACE,

BECAUSE SPENCER AND I ARE
DOING A DANCE ACT TOGETHER.

STILL WASTING YOUR TIME
WITH SPENCER?

TAKE AWAY HIS GOOD LOOKS,
HIS HEIGHT AND HIS TALENT,
AND WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

YOU.

I THINK
WE'RE DONE HERE.

MAN, I WOULD LOVE
TO BEAT THAT SPENCER.

YEAH, WE'VE GOT TO COME UP
WITH SOMETHING GOOD

FOR THE TALENT SHOW, MAN.

I GOT IT.

WE GO OLD SCHOOL AND
DO A VENTRILOQUIST ACT.

OH, A VENTRILOQUIST IS A GUY
WITH A TALKING PUPPET, RIGHT?

RIGHT, A DUMMY.

OH, ONE SMALL PROBLEM--
THERE'S TWO OF US.

ALTHOUGH

ONE OF US
COULD BE THE DUMMY.

- LIKE YOU.
- OR YOU.

- OR YOU.
- OR YOU...

( rock music playing )

* TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST

* RUNNING LATE,
AND DAD SAYS *

* HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? *

* I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE *

* GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD *

* THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF *

* I'VE BEEN THERE,
I'VE SURVIVED *

* SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE *

* HANG IN THERE, BABY

* THINGS ARE CRAZY

* BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT *

* HANG IN THERE, BABY

* THERE'S NO MAYBE

* EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT *

* YOUR LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN *

* BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND *

* YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE *

* HANG IN THERE, BABY.

JO, IF YOU'RE GONNA
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

I'M NOT GONNA MAKE FUN
OF YOUR POSTER.

I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU
IT LOOKS STUPID.

TO AHEAD
AND VOTE FOR DYLAN.

I CAN'T VOTE FOR DYLAN.
HE'S AN EAR-PICKER.

AT LEAST HE'S GIVEN
HIS NOSE A BREAK.

YOU KNOW, GABE, YOU'RE GONNA
NEED THE GIRL VOTE TO WIN,

WHICH, LUCKY FOR YOU,
I CAN DELIVER.

- HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?
- WE SHOOT A CAMPAIGN VIDEO,

POST IT
ON THE CLASS WEBSITE.

AND WE'LL PUT YOUR
BABY SISTER IN IT.

GIRLS GO NUTS
OVER BABIES.

I DON'T GET IT,
BUT THEY DO.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO HELP ME?
I THOUGHT WE WERE ENEMIES.

GABE, LET'S NOT PUT LABELS
ON OUR RELATIONSHIP.

WE BOTH KNOW
IT'S COMPLICATED.

NO KIDDING.

I HAD THIS DREAM LAST WEEK
WHERE YOU--

YEAH, IT'S COMPLICATED.

( hip-hop music playing )

OKAY, PROBABLY
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

GOT IT.

COOL.
NOW YOU DO IT.

OKAY.

SO?

REALLY GOOD,

BUT YOU'RE NOT DOING
WHAT I SHOWED YOU.

I KNOW.
I FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS
SOMETHING MORE, RIGHT?

OR LESS.

ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN
WORKING ON SOME MOVES
OF MY OWN, SO...

I CALL THIS ONE
"THE HACKY SACK."

HACKY HACKY

HACKY HACKY HACKY
HACKY HACKY SACK!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

( chuckles )
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT?

WELL...

EVERYBODY KNOWS
JAZZ HANDS, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

CHECK OUT
THESE BAD BOYS.

POW POW POW POW
POW POW POW POW!

POW!

EXPLODING JAZZ HANDS.

FANTASTIC.

ALL RIGHT,
FIRST WE WANT TO SHOW YOU
AS A STRONG LEADER.

SO ACT STRONG.

HOW DOES THAT LOOK?

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?

JUST MAKE A FIST AND SAY,
"I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU."

OKAY.

I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU!

PERFECT. NOW LET'S SEE
THE SOFTER SIDE OF GABE--

THE LOVING BROTHER.
CHASE THE KID AROUND.

READY?

I'M GONNA GET YOU.
I'M GONNA GET YOU.

( Charlie giggling )

AWW, THE BABY'S
ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE.

PEOPLE ARE GONNA
LOVE HER.

NOW GET HER
OUT OF HERE.

NOW LET'S MEET
GABE THE WISE LEADER.

OKAY.

SHOULD I DO THIS?

NO.

- JUST ANSWER
THESE QUESTIONS.
- OKAY.

GABE, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
ABOUT A LONGER RECESS?

I THINK
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.

SOME OF THE TEACHERS THINK
WE SHOULD HAVE MORE HOMEWORK.
THOUGHTS?

THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.

THE AMOUNT OF HOMEWORK
WE DO NOW IS GOOD.

AND FINALLY,
NEW PLAYGROUND RULES--
PRO OR CON?

I DON'T LIKE THEM AT ALL.
THERE'S SAFETY
AND THERE'S FUN.

YOU CAN'T HAVE
THEM BOTH.

LOVING IT.
NOW SAY,

"I'M GABE DUNCAN
AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE."

I'M GABE DUNCAN
AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.

AWESOME.
WE'RE DONE.

YOU WANT TO PLAY
A VIDEO GAME?

UNTIL THE ELECTION

I THINK IT'S BEST
WE KEEP THIS PROFESSIONAL.

- OR YOU COULD BE THE DUMMY.
- OR YOU COULD BE THE DUMMY.

- OR YOU COULD BE THE DUMMY.
- WE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.

WE HAVE BEEN
DOING THIS ALL DAY.

WELL, I CAN'T BE
THE DUMMY

'CAUSE I'M NOT COMFORTABLE
WITH YOU PUTTING YOUR HANDS
UP MY SHIRT.

YOU DIDN'T FEEL
THAT WAY LAST WEEK

WHEN YOU HAD THAT ITCH
YOU COULDN'T REACH.

ALL RIGHT, THEN WHAT IF
WE'RE BOTH DUMMIES?

FINE, WE'RE BOTH
DUMMIES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEEN
GOING ON IN HERE,

BUT YOU TWO JUST MADE
A BREAKTHROUGH.

HEY, IVY,
YOU GOT A MINUTE?

YOU FOUND OUT
TEDDY CAN'T DANCE, RIGHT?

SHE'S AWFUL.
I DON'T WANT
TO EMBARRASS MYSELF

IN FRONT OF
THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

YOU GOTTA TELL IT
TO HER STRAIGHT.

JUST RIP THE BANDAGE OFF
AND SAY,

"GIRL, YOU STINK."

YOU KNOW,
THAT KIND OF HONESTY

MIGHT BE BETTER
COMING FROM THE BEST FRIEND.

YOU'RE FUNNY.

FINE.
I'LL DO IT.

I'LL JUST BE HONEST
WITH HER.

I SPRAINED MY ANKLE.

OH, NO.
WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS TRYING TO PRACTICE
SOME OF YOUR DANCE MOVES

AND THEN I SLIPPED.

MM, TOO MUCH HACKING
ON THE SACKY?

EXACTLY.

AND RIGHT BEFORE
THE TALENT SHOW.

TALK ABOUT
BAD TIMING.

YOU POOR THING,
COME IN.

HAVE A SEAT.

I'M GONNA
PUT YOUR FOOT UP.

CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
ARE YOU HUNGRY?

- A LITTLE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

SOME HOMEMADE
CHICKEN SOUP.

MM, CHICKEN SOUP

FOR THE CHICKEN.

JO JUST PUT
THE CAMPAIGN VIDEO
ON THE WEBSITE.

- YOU WANT TO WATCH IT?
- SURE, HONEY.

( rock music playing )

How well do you really know
Gabe Duncan?

I will fight you!

Jo:
He hates babies.

( screaming )

Gabe, how would you feel
if there was no more recess?

I think
it's a great idea.

( gasps )
Really?

And what's your opinion
about less homework?

That's a terrible idea.

The amount of homework
we do now is good.

And finally,
how do you feel about girls?

I don't like them
at all.

Gabe Duncan--

no recess, more homework,
hates girls,

especially baby girls.

I'm Jo Keener
and I want to be
your president.

I'm Gabe Duncan
and I approve this message.

OKAY, I KNOW
IT LOOKS BAD.

BUT...

BUT WHAT?

( bell rings )

- HI.
- HI.

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING
WHY I'M RUNNING ON MY
SPRAINED ANKLE.

YEAH, I KIND OF WAS.

IT HEALED.

REALLY?

THEN WHY DO YOU STILL
HAVE YOUR CRUTCHES?

LOTS OF GOOD
QUESTIONS HERE.

SPENCE,
WHAT'S GOING ON?

ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I FAKED THE INJURY

BECAUSE THERE IS
A PROBLEM.

- WITH WHAT?
- WITH OUR DANCING.

OH, SPENCE, NOT EVERYBODY
GETS THE EXPLODING JAZZ HANDS

THE FIRST TIME OUT.
IT'S A PROCESS.

THE PROBLEM WASN'T ME.

OH.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
LOTS OF PEOPLE CAN'T DANCE.

AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I'M A GREAT DANCER.

- TEDDY, I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
- OH, LIKE YOU WERE
ABOUT YOUR ANKLE?

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA FIND MYSELF
A NEW PARTNER--

- SOMEONE WHO
APPRECIATES MY TALENT.
- TEDDY, COME ON.

I EVEN KNITTED YOU
SPECIAL SOCKS TO KEEP
YOUR TOES WARM,

'CAUSE THAT'S ANOTHER THING
I'M GOOD AT-- KNITTING.

MY CLASS IS THIS WAY.

I'M SO GLAD
WE DECIDED TO FORGET
THE VENTRILOQUIST ACT.

YEAH, WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
JUGGLING IS SO MUCH EASIER.

- OKAY, THROW FIRST.
- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.

- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.
- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.

- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.
- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.

- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.
- NO, YOU THROW FIRST.

EMMETT, DO YOU WANT
TO DANCE WITH ME
IN THE TALENT SHOW?

- YES.
- GREAT.

LET'S GO TO THE BASEMENT
AND REHEARSE.

WHOA WHOA, WAIT, EMMETT.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

TEDDY JUST ASKED ME
TO DANCE WITH HER.

LET'S NOT QUESTION IT.

SO YOU'RE JUST
LEAVING ME HANGING?

DON'T LOOK AT IT THAT WAY.
YOU AND I ARE LIKE BEST BUDS.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
THICK AND THIN TOGETHER.

- YOU KNOW I WILL
ALWAYS BE THERE--
- EMMETT!

SEE YA.

( hip-hop music playing )

POW POW POW POW POW!

POW!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AND BE HONEST.

I LOVE IT.
DUH.

REALLY?
'CAUSE SPENCER SAID
I WAS A BAD DANCER.

LET'S NOT TALK
ABOUT SPENCER.

HE'S IN THE PAST.
IT'S EMMETT TIME.

SO WHICH OF MY MOVES
SHOULD WE START WITH?

ACTUALLY I'M THINKING
THAT WE SHOULD SAVE
YOUR MOVES TILL THE END.

YOU DON'T START A FINE MEAL
OFF WITH DESSERT, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

SO I'LL JUST START DANCING,
DO WHATEVER IT IS I DO--

THE MEAT AND POTATOES--

AND THEN YOU CAN BRING IT HOME
WITH THE CRèME BRûLéE.

- THE CRèME BRûLéE.
- A LITTLE LESS CRèME BRûLéE.

- THE CRèME BRûLéE.
- A LITTLE LESS.

- CRèME BRûLéE.
- MORE. RIGHT.

- CRèME BRûLéE.
- THERE YOU GO.

HEY, HOW DID IT GO
TODAY, HONEY?

WELL, ONE KID SAID
HE'D VOTE FOR ME.

THEN HE FOUND HIS GLASSES
AND REALIZED I WASN'T JO.

WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS JO PERSON.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING.

NO, I DO, I DO,

BECAUSE NOBODY
ATTACK MY BABIES.

NOW BOB, I WANT YOU
TO GO OVER TO JO'S HOUSE

AND PUNCH HER DAD
IN THE FACE.

IF HE'S ANYTHING LIKE JO--
NO, THANKS.

ONCE AGAIN
I AM THE ONE

WHO HAS TO DO THE BUTT-KICKING
AROUND HERE.

HONEY, WOULD YOU RELAX?
NOBODY NEEDS TO KICK ANYTHING.

THAT'S RIGHT.
I'VE GOT A PLAN
AND I NEED YOUR HELP.

THERE, YOU SEE?
HE'S GOT A PLAN.

YES.

WOULD YOU STOP STRETCHING?
LET'S GO.

I'M NOT STRETCHING.

I'M STUCK.

HEY, I THINK WE CAN
REALLY TAKE THIS THING.

LOOK WHO WE'RE UP AGAINST--
THE MAGICIAN,
THE ROLLER SKATERS,

THE STILT WALKER,
THE KID WITH THE TUBA.

IT'S A SOUSAPHONE
OR AS HE PRONOUNCES
THROUGH HIS BRACES,

SHOOSHAPHONE.

THAT WAS ERWIN
AND HIS SOUSAPHONE,

PLAYING,
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

"PARTY IN THE U.S.A."

AND NOW PLEASE WELCOME
THE DANCE STYLINGS OF...

LOCOMOTION!

( hip-hop music playing )

( crowd groans )

EMMETT!

( laughing )

- ARE YOU OKAY?
- GET AWAY FROM ME.

( crash )

( laughing )

( crashing )

THANK YOU, LOCOMOTION...

AND FRIENDS.

AND NOW
FOR OUR NEXT ACT.

- DID ANYONE SURVIVE THAT?
- P.J.: I'M STILL HERE.

PLEASE GIVE IT UP
FOR MASTER VENTRILOQUIST

P.J. DUNCAN!

HI, EVERYBODY.
I'M P.J.

THIS IS CHARLIE.

SAY HELLO, CHARLIE.

I WAS HOPING
TO GET BY ON CUTENESS.

HOW ARE WE DOING
SO FAR?

( cheering )

AND AS YOUR PRESIDENT
I PROMISE TO REPRESENT YOU

TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITIES.
I ALSO PROMISE TO FIGHT

FOR MORE RECESS
AND LESS HOMEWORK.

AND OF COURSE,
I DON'T HATE GIRLS

LIKE SOME CANDIDATES

NAMED GABE DUNCAN.

THANK YOU.

( booing )

BEFORE I BEGIN,
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS CAMPAIGN.

NOW A LOT OF THINGS
HAVE BEEN SAID ABOUT ME.

AND EVEN THOUGH
THEY AREN'T TRUE,
I'M OKAY WITH THAT.

BUT WHEN SOMEBODY STARTS
ATTACKING MY FAMILY...

( whimpers )

THAT'S WHERE
I DRAW THE LINE.

NOW I COULD
STAND HERE

AND TELL YOU
WHO I REALLY AM,

BUT I'D RATHER
SHOW YOU.

I love all my kids
equally,

but if I had to
pick a favorite,

it would be Gabe.

I changed the oil
in your truck, Dad.

Without being asked--
classic Gabe.

He's just so loving
and so caring,

especially with his
baby sister Charlie.

In fact, Gabe was
the most excited

about Charlie's arrival.

And he made it himself.

Gabe's the kind of guy
you want to have
a root beer with.

We'll stay up all night
if we have to,

but I'm gonna make sure
you pass that test.

Don't you have to rescue
stray animals

and find them
good homes?

Did that
before school.

Classic Gabe.

Gabe's not only
sweet and kind,

he also has an amazing
fashion sense.

This one--
fun and playful.

This one is
off the hook!

And they all lived
happily ever after.

Mwah.

Bob:
Gabe Duncan--

family first.

( clapping )

( chanting )
GABE, GABE, GABE, GABE!

- HEY.
- HEY.

I JUST WANTED
TO SAY--

I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA SAY.

YOU SAW THE TALENT SHOW
AND NOW YOU WANT TO SAY
"I TOLD YOU SO,"

BECAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT.
I CAN'T DANCE.

ACTUALLY I WAS
GOING TO APOLOGIZE

FOR LYING
ABOUT MY ANKLE.

OH, OKAY.
GO AHEAD THEN.

I'M SORRY FOR LYING
ABOUT MY ANKLE.

I'M SORRY I LIED
ABOUT THOSE SOCKS.

WHAT?

I DIDN'T ACTUALLY
KNIT THEM MYSELF.

I CAN'T KNIT.
OR DANCE.

HEY, IF I WANTED
A DANCING KNITTER,
I'D DATE MY AUNT BETTY.

- SO WE'RE GOOD?
- WE'RE GREAT.

EMMETT--

GET AWAY FROM ME!

Hey, Charlie.
the school talent show

and I hold in my hand
the winning check for $25.

Which is made out
to PJ Duncan.

Yeah, the one that's based
on your cuteness, Charlie.

And mine.

Anyway, I on the other hand
owe the school

some money for damages.

And Erwin said
he'll "shee" me in court.

So my advice is,

if someone ever tells you
you love,d at something

don't give up.
Just make sure

you don't do it
in front of the whole school.

And if I ever offer
to teach you how to dance,

well, good luck, Charlie.

GABE, LUNCH.

ALL CLEAR.

GABE, REALLY,
IS ALL THIS NECESSARY?

YES, IT IS.
I'M THE PRESIDENT.

OF ROOM 12.

TODAY ROOM 12,

TOMORROW ROOM 14.

THEY'RE PAINTING ROOM 12,
SO WE'RE MOVING TO ROOM 14.

JUST EAT
YOUR SANDWICH.

GABE, YOU GOT A LITTLE
( laughs )ON YOUR--

OH, WHOA

GABE, WOULD YOU TELL
TO GET OFF YOUR BROTHER?

MOM, WHAT DID I SAY
ABOUT BOSSING ME AROUND?

OH, YOU WOULDN'T.

TAKE HER DOWN!

HOW ARE YOU DOING, DAD?

I'M FINE.