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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,440 UH-OH, CHARLIE, LOOK AT YOUR TUMMY. 2 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,148 I THINK SOMEBODY'S HAD ENOUGH PANCAKES. NO NO. 3 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:15,151 OH MY GOODNESS, 4 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:17,153 SOMEBODY LOVES HER BLANKIE. 5 00:00:17,185 --> 00:00:19,185 WHOO! 6 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,090 ALL RIGHT, DAD, NOW PULL OUT YOUR BLANKIE. 7 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:26,062 SURE THING, SON, 8 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:29,534 RIGHT AFTER I DROP YOU OFF AT A MILITARY SCHOOL. 9 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:31,473 OH, HEY, LOOK WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN ON SATURDAY. 10 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,469 OH, YEAH, THE TRUCK FROM THE THRIFT STORE IS COMING. 11 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:36,071 AND IT'S YOUR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. 12 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:37,614 RIGHT. 13 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,338 WHAT TIME IS THE TRUCK COMING? 14 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:42,213 SO HOW ARE YOU GUYS GONNA CELEBRATE THIS YEAR? 15 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,613 THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE THAN THE TAX DEDUCTION 16 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,545 WE'RE GONNA GET FROM DONATING OLD CLOTHES. 17 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:51,090 BOB, REMEMBER THE DEDUCTION FROM OUR 10th ANNIVERSARY? 18 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,189 Both: OOH! 19 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,189 GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT? 20 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,228 I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR MOM AND DAD ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY. 21 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:05,133 DON'T WE DO ENOUGH FOR THEM ON MOTHER'S AND FATHER'S DAY? 22 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,636 YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR THEM. 23 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:10,098 EXCUSE ME, I WAS BORN, 24 00:01:10,138 --> 00:01:12,108 WHICH MADE THEM A MOTHER AND A FATHER. 25 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:14,210 MY WORK IS DONE. 26 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:16,242 WELL, I THINK 27 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:19,207 WE SHOULD SURPRISE THEM WITH A ROMANTIC DINNER. 28 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,377 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A DINNER? 29 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,375 I THINK WE SHOULD SURPRISE THEM 30 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,217 AND ORDER A ROMANTIC DINNER. 31 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,123 THEN WE CAN SERVE IT TO THEM LIKE WAITERS. 32 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:30,385 WHY DO GIRL IDEAS ALWAYS TAKE SO MUCH WORK? 33 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,194 I GET IT. 34 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,456 IF WE DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM, 35 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,525 THEY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR US. 36 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:39,304 - LIKE GIVE US PRESENTS. - YES. 37 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:43,473 WHY CAN'T WE JUST DO IT BECAUSE WE LOVE THEM? 38 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:46,374 BECAUSE THEN WE DON'T GET STUFF. DUH. 39 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,280 ( rock music playing ) 40 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,882 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 41 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,423 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 42 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:57,218 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 43 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:59,221 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 44 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:01,223 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 45 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:03,585 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 46 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:07,264 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 47 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:10,325 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 48 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:12,474 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 49 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,240 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 50 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:17,168 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 51 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:19,265 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 52 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,607 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 53 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:23,511 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 54 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:26,184 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 55 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,384 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 56 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:33,487 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 57 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,528 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 58 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,266 ( Charlie crying ) 59 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,595 HEY! 60 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:53,308 SHOULDN'T SOMEONE GO TELL CHARLIE TO SHUT UP? 61 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,482 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GIVE IT A SHOT. 62 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,710 WE'VE BEEN TRYING ALL NIGHT LONG. 63 00:02:57,745 --> 00:03:00,545 AND BY "WE" HE MEANS ME. 64 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:03,481 COME ON, I GOT UP THAT ONE TIME. 65 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,287 AND WHEN YOU FLUSHED, YOU WOKE HER UP. 66 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,621 BUT WHY IS SHE SO FUSSY? 67 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:12,627 WE CAN'T FIND HER BLANKIE. AND WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE. 68 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,230 OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 69 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:18,633 SHE SHOULDN'T NEED SOMETHING TO HELP HER SLEEP. 70 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,566 WHAT ABOUT YOUR STUFFED MONKEY? 71 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,571 ( game bleeping ) 72 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,773 COCO'S DIFFERENT. 73 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,775 GUYS, WHAT A HORRIBLE WAY TO SPEND YOUR ANNIVERSARY. 74 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,578 WE SHOULD REALLY GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 75 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,681 OW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 76 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,253 OH. 77 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,653 MOM AND DAD, ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY 78 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,315 I'M TAKING YOU TO LUNCH AND A MOVIE, 79 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:41,524 MY TREAT. 80 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,655 OH, DAD, BRING YOUR WALLET. 81 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:47,301 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "MY TREAT" MEANS, DO YOU? 82 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:50,458 OKAY, WE'D LOVE TO GO TO A MOVIE, KIDS, 83 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,528 BUT NOT WHEN CHARLIE'S SO UPSET. 84 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,636 I'LL FIND CHARLIE'S BLANKIE AND TAKE CARE OF HER. 85 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,408 NOW YOU TWO GO OUT AND ENJOY SOME ALONE TIME 86 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,408 ON YOUR ANNIVERSARY 87 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,610 WITH GABE. 88 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,583 AND I KNOW THE PERFECT MOVIE TO SEE-- 89 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:08,552 "STAR EXPLODERS II: TICKING ASTEROIDS" IN 3D. 90 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,782 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THE CRITICS HATED THAT. 91 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,288 - THAT MEANS IT'S GOTTA BE GOOD. - OH, YEAH. 92 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:16,491 OR WE COULD SEE "THE WILLOW WEEPS TOMORROW." 93 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,064 - WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? - IT'S A HAUNTING TALE OF A YOUNG GIRL 94 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,062 WHO LIVES ON A FARM, PLANTS A WILLOW TREE 95 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,704 AND GROWS UP WITH DREAMS OF BECOMING A BALLERINA. 96 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,570 AND THEN ON THE DAY OF THE BIG AUDITION 97 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,072 SHE TWISTS HER ANKLE, GOES BACK TO THE FARM, 98 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,074 GETS MARRIED AND HAS A BABY. 99 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:35,036 AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE NAMES IT? 100 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:36,305 ( mouths ) 101 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:37,654 WILLOW. 102 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,354 I FEEL LIKE WE JUST SAW IT. 103 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:45,723 AND HATED IT. 104 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,593 OH, COME ON, GUYS. IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY TOO. 105 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,462 NO NO NO, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 106 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,061 LOOK, WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT NOW. 107 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,062 WE'LL DECIDE WHEN WE GET TO THE THEATER. 108 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:57,334 - OKAY. - OKAY. 109 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:59,795 "STAR EXPLODERS"! 110 00:05:02,503 --> 00:05:04,573 ( Charlie crying ) 111 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:07,705 CHARLIE, I'M LOOKING FOR YOUR BLANKIE. PLEASE STOP CRYING. 112 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:10,681 - ( jingle playing on TV ) - OH, LOOK, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE SHOW-- 113 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:13,681 "THE CIRCLES." THEY'RE THE COLORFUL SINGING SHAPES 114 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:17,594 THAT TEACH YOU ABOUT SHAPES. 115 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:19,748 * I AM A RED CIRCLE, YES, I AM * 116 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:22,717 * I AM BIG AND ROUND AND RED. * 117 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,726 HEY! 118 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:27,728 MAN, THIS IS ANNOYING. ( turns off TV ) 119 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:31,871 OH, WHAT'S THIS I FOUND? IS THIS YOUR BLANKIE? 120 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:34,739 ( crying louder ) 121 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,868 I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NO. 122 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:38,874 LET'S TAKE YOU ON A WALK. 123 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,866 THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 124 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,908 YAY! 125 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,760 - EXCUSE ME. - ( chuckling ) 126 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,563 EXCUSE ME. 127 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,537 GREAT, I THINK I'M THE ONLY WOMAN IN HERE. 128 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,538 HEY, WHAT ABOUT--? 129 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,810 NOPE. 130 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,809 I'M KIND OF GETTING HUNGRY. 131 00:06:13,841 --> 00:06:15,641 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S EAT. 132 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:18,506 PASS THIS TO YOUR DAD. 133 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,445 ISN'T THIS GREAT-- 134 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,494 NOT HAVING TO BUY THAT MOVIE THEATER FOOD? 135 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:26,749 WE'RE SAVING SO MUCH MONEY. 136 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,757 I GUESS I HAD A DIFFERENT PICTURE IN MY MIND 137 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,819 WHEN GABE SAID "LUNCH AND A MOVIE." 138 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,488 I THINK HE SAID "LUNCH IN A MOVIE." 139 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,402 MOM, DO YOU HAVE MY MILKSHAKE? 140 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,768 OH. 141 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,770 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK IT'S EASIER 142 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:44,002 IF YOU JUST STICK THE STRAW IN. 143 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:47,436 HEY, THE MOVIE'S STARTING. 144 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,005 ( dramatic music playing ) 145 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,554 REALLY? 146 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:02,858 EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU TAKE OFF YOUR TENTACLES? 147 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,457 GOT THE CAKE. 148 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,956 WHOA. WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT? 149 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,728 OH, IT'S THE THEME FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER. 150 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,867 I TURNED THE LIVING ROOM INTO A MOROCCAN PALACE. 151 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,843 SO WE'LL BE SERVING MOROCCAN FOOD? 152 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,671 WON'T THAT MAKE DAD GASSY? 153 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,607 NAME A COUNTRY THAT WON'T MAKE DAD GASSY. 154 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,683 GOOD POINT. 155 00:07:24,712 --> 00:07:26,852 ARE YOU STILL LOOKING FOR CHARLIE'S BLANKIE? 156 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,820 I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE. I THOUGHT I PUT IT IN THAT PILE OF DIRTY CLOTHES. 157 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,790 WE HAVE A DIRTY CLOTHES PILE? 158 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,790 YEAH, IT'S WHERE YOUR CLOTHES MAGICALLY GO 159 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,933 AFTER YOU THROW THEM ON THE FLOOR. 160 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:41,828 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PUT IT ON THE DONATION PILE 161 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,032 FOR THE THRIFT STORE, 'CAUSE THAT IS LONG GONE. 162 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:46,804 - WE GAVE HER BLANKIE AWAY? - YOU GAVE HER BLANKIE AWAY. 163 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,844 - WE HAVE TO GET IT BACK. - YOU HAVE TO GET IT BACK. 164 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,899 - STOP SAYING THAT. - YOU STOP SAYING THAT. 165 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:53,738 ( laughs ) 166 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,984 YOU KNOW, I'M USUALLY THE ONE WHO MESSES THINGS UP. 167 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,749 BUT THIS TIME EVERYTHING ON MY SIDE OF THE OPERATION 168 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:01,980 IS GOING JUST FINE. SEE? 169 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,724 "BON VOYAGE, ESTHER & MARTY"? 170 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,024 - OOPS. - YOU BROUGHT HOME THE WRONG CAKE. 171 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,016 CAN'T WE JUST TELL MOM AND DAD 172 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,058 THAT "BON VOYAGE" IS FRENCH FOR "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY"? 173 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:14,833 WHAT ABOUT "ESTHER & MARTY"? 174 00:08:14,862 --> 00:08:16,932 WHO CARES ABOUT THEM? THEY'RE ON A SHIP. 175 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:19,674 OKAY, WE STILL HAVE TIME BEFORE MOM AND DAD GET HOME. 176 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,070 - WE CAN FIX THIS. - HOW? 177 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,801 YOU DROP ME OFF AT THE THRIFT STORE. 178 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,936 I'LL GRAB THE BLANKIE WHILE YOU GO SWITCH CAKES. 179 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,972 LET'S DO IT. 180 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,110 LET'S DO IT WITH CHARLIE. 181 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,982 ( air whooshing ) 182 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,546 OH! 183 00:08:40,588 --> 00:08:42,758 YEAH! 184 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,960 THAT WAS AWESOME. 185 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,732 AND DERIVATIVE. 186 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,130 THEY DID IT IN "SOLAR TROOPERS: STAR QUEST IV." 187 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,302 HOW MANY STARS HAVE TO EXPLODE BEFORE THIS THING IS OVER? 188 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:56,844 10,365, 189 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,140 OR SO THEY SAID IN THE CHAT ROOM. 190 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,608 HEY, MOM, COULD YOU JIGGLE YOUR PURSE? 191 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,014 MY SHAKE'S CLOGGING. 192 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,715 ( beeping ) 193 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,820 HONEY, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY. IT'S DISTRACTING. 194 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,622 MY PHONE IS DISTRACTING 195 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,064 FROM THE 3D DESTRUCTION OF THE MILKY WAY? 196 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,758 DO YOU MIND? 197 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,061 YOU WERE TALKING TOO. 198 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,932 ABOUT THE MOVIE, WHICH IS TOTALLY ALLOWED. 199 00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,902 OH, YEAH? 200 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:27,941 HONEY, HONEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 201 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,338 OUT. 202 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:31,909 EXCUSE ME, COULD YOU MOVE YOUR FLIPPER? 203 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,876 I SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. 204 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,778 Man: Mr. President, 205 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:39,910 only you can give the order to explode the supernova. 206 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:43,017 President: May the galaxy forgive me. 207 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,150 ( explosion ) 208 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,194 WHOO! 209 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,655 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME. 210 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,364 HI, I DONATED SOMETHING AND I HAVE TO GET IT BACK. 211 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,366 OH, DEAR. 212 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:02,968 SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE WORD "DONATION" MEANS. 213 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,943 SEE, DARLING, WHEN YOU "DONATE" SOMETHING 214 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,943 YOU "DO NOT" GET IT BACK. 215 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,036 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS. 216 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,048 I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE AWAY MY BABY SISTER'S BLANKIE. 217 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,050 YOUR BABY SISTER'S BLANKIE?! 218 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,853 I STILL DON'T CARE. 219 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,656 DID SOMEONE WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED? 220 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:24,119 I SLEEP ON THE FUTON. MAMA GETS THE BED. 221 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,657 CAN YOU HELP ME? 222 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,734 I'M AFRAID IT'S OUT OF MY HANDS. 223 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,772 EVERYTHING THAT WAS DONATED THIS WEEK IS ALREADY ON THAT TRUCK. 224 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:32,999 ( phone rings ) 225 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:35,003 LESLIE'S DOG-WASHING SERVICE. 226 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,005 IF YOUR POOCH IS DIRTY, I'LL MAKE HIM PURTY. 227 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:41,038 SIDE BUSINESS. I'M ALSO A LIFE COACH. 228 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,744 YEAH, UH-HUH. 229 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,193 OH, I THINK I SEE IT. 230 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,128 NO, MA'AM, WE DON'T WASH CATS. 231 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,188 CATS WASH THEMSELVES. 232 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,266 UH-OH. 233 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,982 ( engine starts ) 234 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,009 ( backup signal beeping ) 235 00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,975 WAIT, NO. HOLD IT, NO. 236 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,283 BOOP BOOP BOOP! 237 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,260 THIS IS ZAALOUK, COUSCOUS, 238 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,730 TAJINE, PASTILLA AND HARIRA. 239 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,230 ANY QUESTIONS? 240 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:37,501 ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE A QUESTION. IS YOUR NAME REALLY AZIZ? 241 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,000 IT IS ON SATURDAYS BETWEEN 5:00 AND 9:00. 242 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,143 TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS I'M RAOUL FROM EL GAUCHO. 243 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,870 OH, COOL. 244 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,865 I'M ALSO IN THE FOOD DELIVERY BUSINESS. 245 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,077 I WORK FOR KWIKKI CHIKKI. 246 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,078 YOU MEAN THE GUYS WHO WEAR THE ROOSTER HAT 247 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,010 WITH THE CARTOON BEAK? 248 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,775 WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE, MAN? 249 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,786 ( phone ringing ) 250 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,148 GOTTA ANSWER THE PHONE. 251 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,015 - HELLO. - P.J. 252 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,157 TEDDY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I WENT TO THE THRIFT STORE AND YOU WEREN'T THERE. 253 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,033 I'M LOCKED IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK. 254 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,761 OOH, THIS IS CUTE. 255 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:13,198 SOMEONE THREW THIS OUT? 256 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,503 WHAT? TEDDY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TRY GOING OUTSIDE TO GET BETTER RECEPTION. 257 00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,106 IF I COULD GO OUTSIDE, I WOULDN'T HAVE TO CALL YOU. 258 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,979 OKAY, I HAVE AN IDEA-- WHY DON'T I GO OUTSIDE? 259 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,882 CAN I HEAR YOU NOW? 260 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,075 I'M LOCKED IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK. 261 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,076 LOCKED IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK? 262 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,948 TEDDY, HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID? 263 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,892 UM, FORGET THAT QUESTION. I GOTTA GO. 264 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:42,256 WAIT, NO. WAIT, NO. 265 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,055 UM, YEAH. 266 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,267 - CHARLIE, HI. - ( giggling ) 267 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,799 CAN YOU OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME? 268 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,136 CHARLIE, COME HERE. CHARLIE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 269 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,871 CHARLIE, CHARLIE. 270 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,976 CHARLIE, CAN YOU COME HERE? 271 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,949 THATTAGIRL. A LITTLE CLOSER. A LITTLE CLOSER. 272 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,150 CHARLIE, NO. NO, NOT THE FOOD. 273 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,082 CHARLIE, PLEASE. PLEASE COME HERE. 274 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,817 CHARLIE, CHARLIE, HI, HI. 275 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:08,094 COME HERE. COME HERE. 276 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,191 YES, THATTAGIRL. THATTAGIRL. 277 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,963 A LITTLE CLOSER. A LITTLE CLOSER. 278 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,192 ( banging ) 279 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,166 UGH. 280 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:26,373 YOU CAN DO THAT, BUT YOU CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR? 281 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,589 HEY, HONEY, YOU'RE MISSING THE WHOLE MOVIE. 282 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,931 YEAH, THAT'S KIND OF THE IDEA. 283 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,188 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 284 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:51,257 THE GUY WITH THE TENTACLES CUT THE CHEESE. 285 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:55,638 YEAH, IT WAS THE GUY WITH THE TENTACLES. 286 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,268 HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 287 00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,266 I DON'T KNOW. 288 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,178 I GUESS THE TRUTH IS IT WOULD BE NICE 289 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:06,151 TO DO MORE ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. 290 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,649 WE USED TO DO SPECIAL THINGS. 291 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,981 NOW WE'RE EATING ONION RINGS OUT OF MY PURSE. 292 00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,888 THERE WERE ONION RINGS? 293 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,421 BUT I THOUGHT WE AGREED 294 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,155 WE WEREN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING SPECIAL. 295 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,160 YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW WE DID. 296 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,892 SO NOW YOU WANT TO DO SPECIAL THINGS? 297 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,128 WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN DOING UNSPECIAL THINGS, 298 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,433 LIKE SITTING IN A THEATER FULL OF 40-YEAR-OLD NERDS. 299 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,165 HEY, I'M ONLY 36. 300 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,309 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 301 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,911 YOU GUYS GO BACK AND ENJOY YOUR MOVIE 302 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,014 AND I'M GONNA GO SEE "THE WILLOW WEEPS TOMORROW." 303 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:42,316 NO, HONEY, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 304 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,349 ARE YOU GONNA WANT THE ONION RINGS OR--? 305 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,924 HERE YOU GO. 306 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,456 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 307 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,074 I DON'T THINK I HANDLED THAT VERY WELL. 308 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,068 YA THINK? 309 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,471 OH, MAN. 310 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,443 I SHOULD HAVE PLANNED SOMETHING. 311 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,683 - WELL, MAYBE YOU DID. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 312 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,208 WELL, TEDDY, P.J. AND I ARE SURPRISING YOU GUYS 313 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,484 WITH AN ANNIVERSARY DINNER. 314 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,152 IT WAS ALL MY IDEA, NOT TEDDY'S. 315 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,087 BUT I CAN LET YOU TAKE THE CREDIT. 316 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,360 ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 317 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:25,189 SURE. JUST REMEMBER ME ON GABE'S DAY. 318 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,325 - WHAT'S GABE'S DAY? - SURPRISE ME. 319 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,501 AGH! AN ARM! 320 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,036 MY GOODNESS, PEOPLE WILL DONATE ANYTHING. 321 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,712 A LITTLE HELP HERE. 322 00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,181 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE BACK OF MY TRUCK? 323 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,751 LOOKING FOR MY SISTER'S BLANKIE. AND IT'S NOT IN HERE, 324 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,979 ALTHOUGH I DID FIND THIS REALLY CUTE TOP, SEE? 325 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,987 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD LOOK GOOD WITH THAT? 326 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,989 GET OUT OF MY TRUCK! 327 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,991 BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM. 328 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,993 YOU'RE IN THE DRIVEWAY OF MY HOUSE. 329 00:15:58,025 --> 00:16:00,755 MAMA ALWAYS LIKES FIRST DIBS ON MY PILE. 330 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,433 WAIT, AND YOU STILL HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE FUTON? 331 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,003 THAT JUST DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. 332 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,242 WOULD YOU MIND TELLING THAT TO MY MAMA? 333 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,444 CHARLIE, PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR. 334 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,022 OPEN WINDOW. 335 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,263 HA HA! COMING, CHARLIE. 336 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,339 ( laughing ) 337 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,581 ( dramatic music playing ) 338 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,146 THIS IS SO SAD. 339 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,556 I KNOW. 340 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,189 FIRST SHE LOSES HER MAN, 341 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:09,055 AND NOW HER SENSE OF SMELL. 342 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:12,796 HER PROBLEM IS SHE LOVES TOO MUCH. 343 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,372 I SMELL OSCAR. 344 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,072 BUT SHE WON'T. 345 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,816 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 346 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:32,088 - I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU. - AND OUR MOVIE ENDED. 347 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:34,349 OW! 348 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,817 LOOK, HONEY, I WASN'T GONNA TELL YOU THIS, 349 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,626 BUT I'VE GOT AN ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME. 350 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,530 REALLY? WHAT IS IT? 351 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,833 IF I TOLD YOU, IT WOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A SURPRISE NOW, WOULD IT? 352 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,436 OH. 353 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,368 I LOVE YOU. 354 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,313 ( music swells ) 355 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:56,439 ( sobbing ) 356 00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:00,376 THANKS FOR STAYING AND WATCHING THE REST OF THE MOVIE WITH ME. 357 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,653 OH. 358 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,352 OKAY. 359 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,418 WHY DO I HAVE TO STAY? 360 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,627 BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, GABE'S DAY IS CANCELED. 361 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,267 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 362 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,276 I HAVE A HEART AS WELL AS A BRAIN. 363 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,278 I'M NOT A ROBOT. 364 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,110 I WISH I WAS. 365 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,623 HEY, DAD, DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH SEATS? 366 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,896 SO THEN I LEFT BROADWAY. 367 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,899 I'VE NEVER LOOKED BACK. 368 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:56,171 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T FIND CHARLIE'S BLANKIE. 369 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,173 I COULD HAVE SWORN 370 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,935 I LOOKED AT EVERY SINGLE THING IN THAT TRUCK. 371 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,382 WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO MY LIFE'S STORY? 372 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:05,449 DOES THE NAME PATTI LuPONE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? 373 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,178 I'M SORRY, I JUST-- 374 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,715 - WHAT ARE YOU SITTING ON? - JUST A LITTLE BLANKET. 375 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,190 NO, THAT'S CHARLIE'S BLANKIE. GIVE ME THAT! 376 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,190 OH, THERE. 377 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,492 WHY WERE YOU SITTING ON IT? 378 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,693 ( clears throat ) HOW SHALL I PUT THIS? 379 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:22,725 I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION KNOWN AS POSTERIAL HYDROSIS. 380 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,332 - WHAT'S THAT? - BUTT SWEATS. 381 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,436 EWW. 382 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,368 WELL, AT LEAST I GOT IT BACK. 383 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,709 STOP THE TRUCK. BACK IT UP. 384 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,211 BOOP BOOP BOOP! 385 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,348 OKAY, LOOK, BEFORE WE GO IN I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING. 386 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:45,521 NOW I KNOW I'M NOT ALWAYS THE MOST ROMANTIC GUY, 387 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,392 BUT I SHOULD BE, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. 388 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,793 HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! 389 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,603 SURPRISE! 390 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,531 OH, CHARLIE. 391 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,238 WHAT HAPPENED? 392 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:07,270 ASK DAD. HE PLANNED THE WHOLE THING. 393 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,753 FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY WE'D LIKE TO SERVE YOU 394 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,522 A TRADITIONAL MOROCCAN FEAST. 395 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,790 BUT SINCE THAT ENDED UP ON THE FLOOR, 396 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,689 WE BRING YOU... 397 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,521 PEANUT BUTTER TOAST. 398 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,557 THIS IS SO SWEET OF YOU KIDS. 399 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,563 YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS TURNED OUT TO BE 400 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,395 A PRETTY GREAT ANNIVERSARY AFTER ALL. 401 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,630 I DON'T EVEN MIND THAT I'M SITTING IN COUSCOUS. 402 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,266 AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT. 403 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:39,373 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU... 404 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,466 THE DANCING DUNCANS! 405 00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,427 Isn't it amazing how a little piece of cloth 406 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,329 can make someone so happy, 407 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:05,501 even when it's covered in tire tracks and butt sweat? 408 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,702 I'm gonna wash it after you fall asleep. 409 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:12,365 But it's so funny, blankies so much,ur 410 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,635 and then one day we forget all about them. 411 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,784 And if you're like me, by the time you're five. 412 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,846 Good night. 413 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,357 But if you're like Gabe, 414 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:32,429 you might bring it on your honeymoon. 415 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,430 Good luck, Charlie. 416 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,369 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M KIND OF HUNGRY. 417 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,813 PASS THIS TO YOUR DAD. 418 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,610 ANYTHING ELSE? 419 00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,653 I HAD CHICKEN YESTERDAY. GOT ANYTHING ELSE? 420 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,592 WHAT, NO FIXINGS? 421 00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,663 HOLD ON. 422 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,400 HEY, HONEY, AREN'T YOU GONNA HAVE SOMETHING? 423 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,473 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 424 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,874 OKAY, 425 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:22,906 WHO ORDERED NACHOS? 426 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,412 THAT WOULD BE ME. 427 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:26,414 SHH. 30387

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