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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,777 ALL RIGHT, CLASS. 2 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,479 THESE PROGRESS REPORTS WILL LET YOU KNOW 3 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,351 HOW YOU'RE DOING IN ENGLISH SO FAR, 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:16,780 AND FOR MANY OF YOU I USE THE WORD "PROGRESS" LOOSELY. 5 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:19,287 PLEASE LET IT BE AN "A". PLEASE LET IT BE AN "A". 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,460 PLEASE LET IT BE A "C". PLEASE LET IT BE A "C". 7 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:26,190 MR. GERKIN, THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY IS BOOMING 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,597 AND OFFERS A BRIGHT FUTURE. 9 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,501 - THIS IS GREAT. - THIS IS TERRIBLE. 10 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,603 - I GOT A "B". - SO DID I. 11 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:38,465 ( bell rings ) 12 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,336 I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT A REAL "B". 13 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,205 AS OPPOSED TO WHAT? 14 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,454 A "D" THAT I HAVE TO WRITE ANOTHER "D" ON TOP OF 15 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:48,349 TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A "B". 16 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,354 MR. DINGWALL, 17 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,317 CAN I ASK YOU A QUICK QUESTION? 18 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,256 YOU JUST DID. GOODBYE. 19 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:02,529 NO, ACTUALLY IT'S ABOUT MY GRADE. 20 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,273 I WAS KIND OF EXPECTING AN "A". 21 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,329 "A"-- 22 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:09,467 THE SAME LETTER THAT BEGINS THE WORDS "ANNOYING" 23 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,173 AND "ADIOS." 24 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:16,241 CAN YOU JUST EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I GOT A "B"? 25 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,147 ENGLISH IS MY BEST SUBJECT. 26 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:22,619 ALTHOUGH MY MATH AND SCIENCE TEACHERS WOULD ARGUE WITH THAT. 27 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,620 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE-- ALOHA. 28 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,158 ( rock music playing ) 29 00:01:29,190 --> 00:01:30,620 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 30 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,288 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 31 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,596 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 32 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:37,128 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 33 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,595 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 34 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,502 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 35 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,865 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 36 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:48,135 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 37 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,276 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 38 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,681 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 39 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:54,652 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 40 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,882 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 41 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:58,417 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 42 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:01,322 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 43 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,615 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 44 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,257 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 45 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:11,365 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 46 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,400 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 47 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,677 HEY, READY FOR YOUR BASKETBALL GAME? 48 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,553 DO I HAVE TO GO? 49 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,451 ALL WE EVER DO IS LOSE. 50 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,193 THAT IS NOT TRUE. 51 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:34,289 SOMETIMES YOU FORFEIT. 52 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,492 OH, HONEY, IT'S IMPORTANT TO THINK POSITIVE. 53 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:39,634 TRUE, YOU'VE LOST 11 GAMES IN A ROW 54 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,330 AND YOU'RE DEAD LAST IN THE LEAGUE, BUT-- 55 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,603 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS. 56 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,303 BAD NEWS, GABE. 57 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,365 I CAN'T COACH YOUR GAME TODAY. 58 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,673 JUST GOT AN EMERGENCY EXTERMINATION CALL. 59 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,214 WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY? 60 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,540 LADYBUG INFESTATION. 61 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:55,344 AWW. 62 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,376 OH, SURE, ONE'S CUTE. 63 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:01,581 THOUSANDS-- UNSPEAKABLE HORROR. 64 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,445 SO I GUESS WITHOUT A COACH 65 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,615 WE WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY OUR GAME TODAY. 66 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:09,464 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN COACH. 67 00:03:09,490 --> 00:03:11,990 ( laughs ) THAT'S CUTE, HONEY, 68 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,455 BUT COACHING'S A LITTLE YOU MIGHT THINK. THAN 69 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:19,325 OH, HONEY, I CAN LOSE JUST AS GOOD AS YOU CAN. 70 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,497 WHAT AM I SAYING? I CAN'T COACH. 71 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,365 I HAVE MOMMY & ME WITH CHARLIE. 72 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,414 I COULD TAKE CHARLIE TO MOMMY & ME. 73 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:28,409 HONEY, THAT'S CUTE, BUT MOMMY & ME 74 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,752 IS A LITTLE MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU MIGHT THINK. 75 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:35,349 ACTUALLY, IT'S REALLY NOT. YOU GO AHEAD AND TAKE HER. 76 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:37,653 ALL RIGHT, HONEY, LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN. 77 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,245 HERE'S THE PLAYBOOK. 78 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,787 NOW THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE OVER YOUR HEAD, 79 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:43,261 SO JUST DO YOUR BEST. 80 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,461 Xs ARE OUR TEAM. Os ARE THE OTHER GUYS. 81 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:48,733 OKAY, THE Xs HAVE LOST 11 GAMES IN A ROW, RIGHT? 82 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,432 - RIGHT. - WE'RE GONNA BE THE Os THIS WEEK. 83 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:00,268 Hi, Charlie, it's your big sister Teddy here. 84 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:03,538 Or should I say Big Failure Teddy? 85 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:06,807 I just wanted to show you how sad I look 86 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:08,677 after I got my first "B". 87 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,816 And I just want to show you how happy I look 88 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,851 when I got my first "B". 89 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,361 Whoo! 90 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,396 Sorry you had to see that. 91 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,369 I DO NOT DESERVE A "B". 92 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,342 I FELT THE SAME WAY. 93 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:34,582 YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHY DINGWALL GAVE ME A BAD GRADE. 94 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,508 HE JUST DOESN'T LIKE ME. 95 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,414 YOU KNOW, THAT COULD BE. 96 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:42,447 WHENEVER HE TALKS TO YOU, HE MAKES A FACE LIKE SOMEBODY JUST CUT ONE. 97 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:45,393 BUT IT'S NOT FAIR. 98 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,319 I NEVER CUT ONE. IT'S ALWAYS GERKIN. 99 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:50,455 SO WHAT IF DINGWALL DOESN'T LIKE YOU? WHO CARES? 100 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,761 I CARE. NO ONE'S EVER NOT LIKED ME BEFORE. 101 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:55,633 I DON'T MEAN TO BE CONCEITED, BUT LIKABLE PEOPLE LIKE ME ARE LIKED. 102 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,533 IT'S JUST A FACT. 103 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:00,865 AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT CONCEITED. 104 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:04,471 I KNOW WHAT I GOTTA DO-- GET DINGWALL TO LIKE ME. 105 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,705 I KNOW WHAT I GOTTA DO-- MORE DANCING. 106 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:10,340 I STILL GOT SOME HAPPY LEFT IN ME. 107 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,848 YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT IF I EVER GET AN "A". 108 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:22,857 - HEY, DAD. - HEY, HOW WAS MOMMY & ME? 109 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,860 IT WAS AWESOME. THE MOMS LOVED ME. 110 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,892 I TOLD THEM SOME JOKES, MADE THEM LAUGH, 111 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:29,857 TAUGHT THEM HOW TO CHANGE THEIR RINGTONES. 112 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,697 DID CHARLIE HAVE A GOOD TIME? 113 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:35,472 I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T REALLY WATCHING HER. 114 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:39,474 SO? HOW BAD WAS IT? 115 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,837 IT WAS TERRIBLE. 116 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,775 IT WAS TERRIBLE FOR THE OTHER TEAM 117 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:48,382 BECAUSE WE WON! WE WON. OOH OOH! 118 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,476 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. WHERE'S GABE? 119 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,648 HE WENT OUT FOR ICE CREAM WITH THE REST OF THE TEAM, 120 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:57,586 RIGHT AFTER THEY CARRIED ME TO MY CAR, CHANTING "AMY! AMY!" 121 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:01,595 REALLY, SUCH A FUSS. 122 00:06:01,629 --> 00:06:03,529 DID THE OTHER TEAM JUST NOT SHOW UP? 123 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:05,404 OH, THEY SHOWED UP, 124 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:07,803 BUT THEY WISH THEY HADN'T. KAPOW! 125 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:11,505 THAT'S AMAZING. 126 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:13,639 ACTUALLY, IT WASN'T AS HARD AS YOU THOUGHT. 127 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,584 I JUST TOLD THE BOYS TO GO OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN. 128 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,850 DID YOU AT LEAST USE THE PLAYBOOK? 129 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,478 ABSOLUTELY. 130 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:22,783 THE BENCH WAS FREEZING, SO I SAT ON IT. 131 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,546 ( phone ringing ) 132 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,686 HELLO. HEY, ANGIE. 133 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,861 LOOK, I'M SORRY I COULDN'T MAKE IT TO MOMMY & ME-- 134 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,431 YOU WANT TO TALK TO P.J.? 135 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:35,801 I THINK HE'S HERE. HANG ON A SEC. 136 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,829 - P.J. - YEAH? 137 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:41,466 HELLO. OH, HEY, ANGE. 138 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,742 YEAH, IT WAS FUN HANGING OUT WITH YOU TOO. 139 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,611 ( laughing ) 140 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:51,849 THAT'S HILARIOUS. 141 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:56,519 OH NO, YOU DIDN'T. 142 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,750 YOU GUYS MIND? THIS IS KINDA PERSONAL. 143 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,718 BY THE WAY, DID YOU SEE LINDA'S HAIR? 144 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:06,927 RIGHT? 145 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,672 HEY, THERE'S MY WINNER. 146 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,741 ( laughs ) 147 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,239 - HEY, DAD. - CONGRATULATIONS. 148 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,571 I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY A FLUKE, RIGHT, 149 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,608 HAPPENING WHEN YOUR MOM WAS COACHING? 150 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,613 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK WE CAN BUILD ON THIS. 151 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:27,975 YEAH YEAH. DAD, WE NEED TO TALK. 152 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:29,675 - WHAT ABOUT? - HAVE A SEAT. 153 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,587 OKAY. 154 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,556 WHAT'S UP? 155 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,488 THESE THINGS ARE NEVER EASY. 156 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:38,594 WHAT THINGS? 157 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,786 LOOK, THE TEAM TALKED THINGS OVER 158 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:43,658 AND WE THINK IT'S IN EVERYONE'S BEST INTEREST 159 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:46,997 IF WE MAKE SOME CHANGES INVOLVING THE COACHING STAFF. 160 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:50,644 THE COACHING STAFF? I'M THE COACHING STAFF. 161 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,676 YEAH. 162 00:07:56,910 --> 00:08:00,050 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. 163 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,980 ARE YOU FIRING ME? 164 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,647 AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR THIS TEAM? 165 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,657 WE WISH YOU THE BEST. 166 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:13,288 OH, COME ON. 167 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,726 OH, COME ON. 168 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,773 HEY, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. 169 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:18,868 I CAN TURN THIS THING AROUND. 170 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,599 I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE. 171 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,677 OH, DAD, 172 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:31,709 WOULD YOU SEND MOM IN? I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR HER. 173 00:08:38,952 --> 00:08:40,322 HEY, MR. "D". 174 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,563 GOT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YOU-- 175 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,890 SOME YUMMY HOMEMADE BROWNIES, JUST 'CAUSE. 176 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:49,756 SCHOOL DISTRICT POLICY PROHIBITS ME FROM RECEIVING GIFTS 177 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,797 WHICH, JUDGING BY THESE, 178 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:55,602 DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE A TRAGEDY. 179 00:08:55,636 --> 00:08:59,706 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE A SWEET TOOTH LIKE ME-- 180 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:02,710 JUST ONE MORE THING WE HAVE IN COMMON, 181 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,783 I MEAN, BESIDES OUR ETHNIC HERITAGE. 182 00:09:05,813 --> 00:09:07,983 THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 183 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:11,015 DINGWALL IS A SCOTTISH NAME, LIKE DUNCAN. 184 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,791 I LOOKED UP YOUR FAMILY CREST. 185 00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,320 DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S TWO EAGLES IN FLIGHT? 186 00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:17,024 MISS DUNCAN, LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. 187 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,327 YOU'RE HERE ABOUT YOUR GRADE, RIGHT? 188 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:22,599 YOU ARE ONE SHARP SCOTTISH COOKIE. 189 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,132 THE ISSUE IS YOUR ORAL BOOK REPORTS. 190 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,997 I WORK VERY HARD ON THOSE. 191 00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,866 THEY'RE LIFELESS AND DRY, 192 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,914 AND THAT'S COMING FROM ME. 193 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,041 OKAY, SO I'LL JAZZ THEM UP. 194 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,346 FIND A WAY TO MAKE THE BOOK COME ALIVE. 195 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,378 PUT YOUR ENERGY INTO THAT INSTEAD OF KISSING UP TO YOUR TEACHER, 196 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,154 WHICH I FIND SHALLOW, INSULTING AND-- 197 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,024 ADORABLE! 198 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,163 - WHAT? - HONEY, COME ON, LET'S GO. 199 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,759 WHO-- WHO-- WHO IS THAT? 200 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,032 WHO IS THAT? 201 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,031 THAT'S MY MOM AND MY SISTER CHARLIE. 202 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,703 AREN'T YOU THE CUTEST BABY EVER? 203 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,402 WE LIKE TO THINK SO. 204 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,673 AND YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOMMY. 205 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,073 IF YOU'RE SAYING I'M THE CUTEST MOMMY EVER, 206 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,775 I ACCEPT. 207 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:10,708 TEDDY DEAR, I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD A BABY SISTER. 208 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,184 TEDDY? DEAR? 209 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:16,182 WHO IS THAT? WHO IS THAT? 210 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,916 WHO IS THAT? 211 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,791 PEEK-A-BOO. 212 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,933 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M WATCHING MY BOOK. 213 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,036 FOR YOUR BOOK REPORT? 214 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,139 THAT'S RIGHT. 215 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,071 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO, OH, I DON'T KNOW, READ YOUR BOOK? 216 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,938 TEDDY, GET WITH IT. 217 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,976 KIDS DON'T READ ANYMORE. YOU'RE SO OLD SCHOOL. 218 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,053 AND IF YOU DON'T READ YOUR BOOK, YOU'RE GONNA BE 219 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,681 OLD AND STILL GOING TO SCHOOL. 220 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,218 HEY. 221 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:54,892 SORRY. I'M JUST A LITTLE UPSET 222 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,422 ABOUT MY CONVERSATION WITH MR. DINGWALL. 223 00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:00,457 HE WAS TELLING ME HOW BORING I WAS, 224 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,103 AND THEN CHARLIE CAME IN AND HE LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE. 225 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,430 - WELL, THERE'S YOUR ANSWER. - TO WHAT? 226 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:07,895 TO GETTING AN "A". 227 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,695 YOU SHOULD DO YOUR PRESENTATION 228 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,767 DRESSED UP LIKE A BABY. 229 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,236 YOU KNOW WHAT? I MIGHT HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 230 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,035 AND I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT, 231 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,747 BUT THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS JUST TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT. 232 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,123 GABE. 233 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:28,263 HEY, HONEY, YOU COMING TO GABE'S BASKETBALL GAME? 234 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,118 - WHAT FOR? - BECAUSE YOU'RE HIS FATHER. 235 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:34,088 OR HAS HE FIRED ME FROM THAT TOO? 236 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:37,927 YOU'RE STILL UPSET ABOUT THIS COACHING THING? 237 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,125 OF COURSE NOT. 238 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,467 ALTHOUGH ACCORDING TO THE BY-LAWS OF THE DENVER JUNIOR BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION, 239 00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:45,173 ARTICLE 17, SECTION 9, 240 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,005 THE TEAM IS NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE A VOTE AND REPLACE ME, 241 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:51,311 BUT I'VE LET IT GO. 242 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,822 GOOD. 243 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:58,124 OH. 244 00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,291 HI, DAD. 245 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,049 GABE. 246 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,828 THIS IS AWKWARD. 247 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,488 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE. 248 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:10,326 IN MY HOME? 249 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,070 GABE, HONEY, 250 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:18,212 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOUR FATHER? 251 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,108 YEAH. 252 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,880 DAD, I'M GONNA NEED THE WHISTLE. 253 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,809 ( doorbell rings ) 254 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,145 HEY, ANGE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 255 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,920 IT'S GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. 256 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,819 OH, YOU'RE KIDDING. TONIGHT'S NOT GOOD FOR ME. 257 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,552 ACTUALLY, I'M HERE TO PICK UP P.J. 258 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,856 WHAT'S UP, GIRLFRIEND? 259 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,019 OOH OOH! 260 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,192 ARE YOU GOING OUT WITH THE MOMS? 261 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,227 YEAH, GONNA HAVE SOME APPETIZERS, 262 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,932 MAYBE DO A LITTLE KARAOKE, JUST LET OUR HAIR DOWN. 263 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,866 ACTUALLY, JEANNIE RENTED A CHICK FLICK, 264 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,141 SO WE'RE GONNA HANG AT HER PLACE. 265 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,809 A CHICK FLICK? 266 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,169 I'M GOOD TO GO. 267 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,137 DON'T WAIT UP. 268 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,176 OKAY, THAT'S JUST WEIRD. 269 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:01,181 NO, WHAT'S WEIRD IS THAT I COACH THOSE KIDS FOR HALF A SEASON AND-- 270 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,224 OH, LET IT GO, BOB. 271 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,818 ( boys cheering ) 272 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,303 ARE YOU HAVING FUN OUT THERE, KIDDO? 273 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:18,328 MOM, CAN YOU NOT SEE THE SCOREBOARD? 274 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:22,265 IT'S 44-12. WE'RE GETTING CREAMED. 275 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,308 GABE, OVER HERE NOW. 276 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,311 WHAT? 277 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,883 WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE FIRED YOUR DAD. 278 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,113 IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 279 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,117 DUDE, I WAS HOPPED UP ON ICE CREAM. 280 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,850 WELL, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. 281 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,247 OR IS IT? 282 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,988 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 283 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,364 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? - I'M SAYING IT'S TIME 284 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:50,303 TO HIKE UP YOUR SKIRT AND FIRE YOUR MOM. 285 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,339 HEY, MOM, WE NEED TO TALK. 286 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,417 SURE. WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, HONEY? 287 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,278 THESE THINGS ARE NEVER EASY. 288 00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,647 YOU'RE FIRING ME, AREN'T YOU? 289 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,655 YEP. 290 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:19,988 WELL, AT LEAST ONE OF US IS UNDEFEATED. 291 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,897 GOOD LUCK, LOSERS. 292 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,235 HEY, DAD, OLD PAL, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 293 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:31,169 LET ME GUESS-- 294 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,174 COACH "FUN" DIDN'T WORK OUT, 295 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,666 SO NOW YOU'RE CRAWLING BACK TO DAD. 296 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,307 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE I'VE MOVED ON. 297 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,454 FINE. I'LL GO ASK NICK'S DAD. 298 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,649 NO NO NO. I'LL DO IT. I'LL DO IT. 299 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,192 GUYS, MEN, COME ON, GATHER ROUND. 300 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,218 LISTEN UP. ALL RIGHT. 301 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,264 WE'RE GONNA PULL TOGETHER. WE'RE GONNA PLAY AS A TEAM. 302 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,260 AND WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT OUR ALL. 303 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,692 - AND THEN WE'LL WIN? - NOT A CHANCE. 304 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,227 BUT HERE'S WHAT WE CAN DO-- 305 00:14:57,264 --> 00:15:02,204 WE CAN GO OUT THERE AND WE CAN LOSE WITH DIGNITY. 306 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:06,035 LOSE WITH DIGNITY! LOSE WITH DIGNITY! 307 00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,243 YEAH! 308 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,307 HEY, GUYS, 309 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,945 COME ON BACK. IT'S ONLY HALFTIME. 310 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,390 "ANIMAL FARM" BY GEORGE ORWELL. 311 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,356 "ANIMAL FARM" IS A STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS 312 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,696 WHEN IDEALISTIC ANIMALS TAKE CONTROL OF THEIR FARM 313 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,471 FROM THE EVIL HUMAN OWNERS. 314 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,740 OOF. 315 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,108 NOW I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU 316 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,979 TO SOME OF THE ANIMALS. 317 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,379 MEET SNOWBALL THE PIG. 318 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,412 CHARLIE'S A PIG. 319 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,747 I'VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN. 320 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,322 SNOWBALL, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF. 321 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,392 OH, I'M GOOD-HEARTED 322 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,221 AND I BELIEVE THAT ALL ANIMALS SHOULD BE TREATED FAIRLY 323 00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,387 AND SHARE THEIR PROPERTY EQUALLY. 324 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,127 THANKS, SNOWBALL. 325 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,732 TIME TO GET BACK TO THE FARM. 326 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,133 BYE, SNOWBALL. 327 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,396 BYE. 328 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:13,009 BUT ALL IS NOT WELL ON THE FARM, 329 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,280 BECAUSE HERE COMES-- 330 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,278 - ( hums an ominous tune ) - ( gasps ) 331 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:22,281 --NAPOLEON, THE CONQUEROR PIG. 332 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,185 ( laughs ) 333 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,088 ( in French accent ) I AM A TROUBLEMAKER. 334 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,221 I TELL SOME OF THE ANIMALS THEY'RE BETTER THAN OTHERS. 335 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:34,058 THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A BAD PIG. 336 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:39,772 ( muttering ) 337 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,469 OH OH OH. 338 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:47,440 THAT IS MY NEW SCREEN SAVER. 339 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,214 BUT THANKFULLY, MURIEL THE GOAT 340 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,283 CALMS THINGS DOWN WITH SOME OF HER WORDS OF WISDOM. 341 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,551 ( clears throat ) 342 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,553 COME ON, MURIEL. 343 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:02,556 I'M GONNA SEE WHAT'S KEEPING HER. 344 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:05,429 - WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? - CHARLIE'S KINDA GASSY. 345 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,098 MIGHT BE THOSE FISH STICKS WE FED HER IN THE CAFETERIA. 346 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,498 - ( Charlie fusses ) - THEY'RE TALKING BACK TO ME TOO. 347 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,400 OKAY, I'D BETTER WRAP THINGS UP. 348 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,343 COME HERE. COME HERE. YES YES YES. 349 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,368 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 350 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:23,144 AND HERE IS MURIEL THE FAST-TALKING GOAT. 351 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,106 HEY, KIDS. 352 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,605 WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? 353 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,316 READ THE BOOK. 354 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:32,319 SO IN THE END THE ANIMALS BECOME 355 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,322 JUST AS EVIL AS THE HUMANS THEY OVERTHREW. 356 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,864 AND NOW YOU CAN'T TELL THE ANIMALS... FROM THE HUMANS. 357 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,629 THANK YOU, EVERYONE. 358 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:43,099 BRAVO, MISS DUNCAN. 359 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,600 YOU MADE THE BOOK COME ALIVE, 360 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:48,201 AND IN THE MOST ADORABLE WAY. 361 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,408 I'M-- I'M-- I'M SO SORRY. 362 00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,575 IVY, HELP. 363 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:07,253 OH, HERE COME THE STICKS. 364 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,286 ( retches ) 365 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,366 WELL, 366 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:30,136 NOW IT SMELLS LIKE AN ANIMAL FARM. 367 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,321 HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD. 368 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:39,549 HEY, HOW WAS STORY TIME AT THE LIBRARY? 369 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,186 IT WAS OKAY. WE READ "EVERYBODY POOPS." 370 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,332 THE TITLE KIND OF GIVES AWAY THE ENDING. 371 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,628 DID CHARLIE HAVE FUN? 372 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,529 I DON'T KNOW. WE DIDN'T SIT TOGETHER. 373 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,431 ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE TAKING OFF AGAIN SOON. 374 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:52,574 GOING OUT WITH THE MOMS AGAIN? 375 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,299 NO NO, I'M DONE WITH THAT. 376 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,935 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE OVER IT. - ME TOO. 377 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,169 WHAT WAS I THINKING? WHAT DO I HAVE IN COMMON 378 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,706 WITH A BUNCH OF WOMEN IN THEIR 30s? 379 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,510 ( doorbell rings ) 380 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:08,552 MOM, DAD, THIS IS MARGE, 381 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,581 THE STORY LADY FROM THE LIBRARY. 382 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,288 WE'RE GOING TO TEA. 383 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,599 THESE ARE YOUR GRADES ON YESTERDAY'S FINAL PRESENTATIONS. 384 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:28,600 MR. GERKIN, FIT YOURSELF WITH A HAIRNET. 385 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,535 MISS WENTZ. 386 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,611 OH MY GOSH. 387 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,740 MISS DUNCAN, YOUR GRADE 388 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,275 AND MY DRY-CLEANING BILL. 389 00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,211 OH MY GOSH. 390 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,617 ( bell rings ) 391 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,951 TWO "B"s IN A ROW? 392 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,555 WHAT IF MY MOM STARTS TO EXPECT THIS? 393 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,618 I'D BETTER TURN THIS INTO A "D". 394 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,457 - MR. DINGWALL. - YES? 395 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,566 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR MY "A". 396 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,968 YOU EARNED IT, FOR CREATIVITY, 397 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,400 IMAGINATION AND STYLE. NICELY DONE. 398 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:04,636 THANK YOU. 399 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,641 NOW PRETEND THAT BELL WAS A FIRE ALARM 400 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,783 AND THE FLAMES ARE UPON US. 401 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,350 JUST ONE MORE THING. 402 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,350 YOU KNOW, I HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA 403 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,982 THAT THE REASON YOU WERE BEING SO TOUGH ON ME 404 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,647 WAS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE ME. 405 00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:22,416 IT'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 406 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,587 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU LIKE ME, RIGHT? 407 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:30,527 TEDDY, 408 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,803 NOT EVERYONE IN YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO LIKE YOU, 409 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,502 AND THE REASON MAY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 410 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,265 DOESN'T MEAN YOU'VE FAILED. 411 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,544 JUST MEANS YOU'RE HUMAN. OKAY? 412 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,742 OKAY. 413 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,544 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER ACTUALLY SAID IF YOU LIKE ME-- 414 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:48,047 OKAY. 415 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,680 OKAY, IF YOU LIKE ME, DON'T SAY A WORD. 416 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,617 - GOODBYE. - UGH! 417 00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:00,764 Well, Charlie, no more fish sticks for you. 418 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,763 But thanks for all your help with Mr. Dingwall. 419 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,296 Because of you I got an "A". Whoo! 420 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,303 And I learned that not everyone is going to like me, 421 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:12,666 and I'm okay with that. 422 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,735 I'm working on being okay with that. 423 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,835 But just in case... 424 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,847 Wish me good luck, Charlie. 425 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,361 GO GO GO. COME ON, COME ON. 426 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,698 HAVE YOU SEEN THE TEAM? 427 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,632 THEY WENT THATAWAY. 428 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,644 COME ON, COME ON. 429 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:01,390 HAVE YOU SEEN THE--? 430 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,794 DUNCANS. 431 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,600 STILL CAN'T FIND THEM? 432 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,702 NO. 433 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:18,144 AND I'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE CITY. 434 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,670 WHERE WAS ALL THIS ENERGY DURING THE GAME? 435 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:30,124 YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS COACHING 436 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,719 WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM. 30632

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