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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,407 --> 00:00:07,037 ( dog barking ) 2 00:00:07,038 --> 00:00:09,178 Hey, Charlie. It's your big sister Teddy 3 00:00:09,180 --> 00:00:12,380 with the latest installment of my video diary. 4 00:00:12,383 --> 00:00:14,523 Teddy, turn that thing off. It's breakfast time. 5 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,245 In a minute! 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,319 That noise you hear is our neighbor's annoying new dog. 7 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,391 Ever since she got that little rat, 8 00:00:22,393 --> 00:00:25,103 - none of us have gotten any sleep. - Teddy, I asked you 9 00:00:25,096 --> 00:00:27,126 - to do something. - And I asked for a minute! 10 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:28,698 Your breakfast is getting cold. 11 00:00:28,699 --> 00:00:30,499 Well, then just put it back in the toaster! 12 00:00:33,064 --> 00:00:35,774 Sorry you had to see that. 13 00:00:35,766 --> 00:00:38,706 THERE IS NO PRIZE IN HERE. THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PRIZE. 14 00:00:38,709 --> 00:00:40,439 YOU TOOK IT OUT YESTERDAY. 15 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,371 I KNOW, BUT I PUT IT BACK IN 16 00:00:42,373 --> 00:00:44,783 SO I'D HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 17 00:00:46,117 --> 00:00:48,117 BOB, WHERE ARE YOU? 18 00:00:48,119 --> 00:00:50,379 - Bob:CAN I HAVE A MINUTE?! - WELL, HURRY UP! 19 00:00:50,381 --> 00:00:52,781 YOU'RE MISSING QUALITY FAMILY TIME! 20 00:00:52,783 --> 00:00:54,233 ( barking continues ) 21 00:00:54,225 --> 00:00:56,055 GABE, STOP HITTING THE TOASTER. 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,786 BUT IT'S TAKING FOREVER. 23 00:00:57,788 --> 00:01:00,558 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT I PUT IN HERE. 24 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,591 ( chattering ) 25 00:01:02,593 --> 00:01:04,843 OKAY, CHARLIE, I WILL GET YOU YOUR JUICE 26 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:06,465 IN JUST A MINUTE, HONEY. 27 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:08,337 ( Charlie screams ) 28 00:01:08,339 --> 00:01:12,069 WHOA! EVEN CHARLIE'S IN A MOOD. 29 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,482 - ( Charlie chattering ) - MORNING. 30 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:17,845 - BOB, DID YOU FORGET TO DO SOMETHING? - I'LL KISS YOU TONIGHT. 31 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,480 NO. YOU ONLY SHAVED HALF YOUR FACE. 32 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,792 ( sighs ) PICK PICK PICK. 33 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,815 MAYBE THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO WEAR IT NOW. 34 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,487 WELL, IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 35 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:30,359 WHAT IF I DECIDED JUST TO BRUSH HALF MY HAIR? 36 00:01:30,361 --> 00:01:32,491 I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY MADE THAT DECISION. 37 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,133 OH, YOU ARE GOING DOWN! 38 00:01:34,125 --> 00:01:35,725 - ( all shouting ) - Teddy: WHOA WHOA WHOA! 39 00:01:35,726 --> 00:01:38,126 WAIT! STOP! STOP! DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? 40 00:01:38,129 --> 00:01:40,699 - I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. - EXACTLY. 41 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,331 THE BARKING STOPPED. 42 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,183 - NO! - OH! 43 00:01:44,175 --> 00:01:45,835 - HEY HEY! - ( toaster dings ) 44 00:01:45,836 --> 00:01:48,176 ( dog barking ) 45 00:01:48,179 --> 00:01:49,839 - OH, COME ON! - REALLY? 46 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,180 ( all shouting ) 47 00:01:52,183 --> 00:01:53,813 ( rock music playing ) 48 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,424 ♪ DAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪ 49 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,246 ♪ RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS ♪ 50 00:01:57,248 --> 00:01:59,748 ♪ HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? ♪ 51 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,550 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE ♪ 52 00:02:01,552 --> 00:02:03,222 ♪ GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪ 53 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:05,164 ♪ THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF ♪ 54 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:09,657 ♪ I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED ♪ 55 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:13,260 ♪ SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE ♪ 56 00:02:13,264 --> 00:02:16,644 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪ 57 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,337 ♪ BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪ 58 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,270 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪ 59 00:02:21,272 --> 00:02:23,272 ♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪ 60 00:02:23,274 --> 00:02:25,754 ♪ EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪ 61 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:28,316 ♪ YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN ♪ 62 00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:32,279 ♪ BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪ 63 00:02:32,283 --> 00:02:35,533 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪ 64 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,157 ♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪ 65 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,465 ( dog barking ) 66 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:50,639 WELL, AT LEAST CHARLIE'S GETTING SOME SLEEP. 67 00:02:50,641 --> 00:02:53,841 WHY DID MRS. DABNEY STUPID DOG, ANYWAY? 68 00:02:53,844 --> 00:02:55,714 WHY COULDN'T SHE GET SOMETHING THAT MADE LESS NOISE... 69 00:02:55,706 --> 00:02:57,346 LIKE A FISH? 70 00:02:57,348 --> 00:02:59,548 FISH DON'T MAKEANYNOISE. 71 00:02:59,550 --> 00:03:01,250 I WISH YOU WERE A FISH. 72 00:03:03,254 --> 00:03:04,894 CAN WE ALL AGREE THAT THING IS A PEST? 73 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,785 BECAUSE AS AN EXTERMINATOR, IT IS MY JOB 74 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:08,417 TO TAKE CARE OF PESTS. 75 00:03:08,419 --> 00:03:10,259 WHEN YOU SAY "TAKE CARE OF," 76 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:12,491 I KNOW YOU ACTUALLY MEAN KILL. 77 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:14,673 WHICH I'M TOTALLY FINE WITH, BY THE WAY. 78 00:03:14,665 --> 00:03:17,365 I-- I'LL JUST GO OVER TO MRS. DABNEY'S AND DEMAND 79 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:18,798 SHE KEEP THE DOG IN AT NIGHT. 80 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,969 OR WE COULD JUST TRY BEING FRIENDLY. 81 00:03:20,971 --> 00:03:23,771 FRIENDLY? WITH MRS. DABNEY? 82 00:03:23,774 --> 00:03:25,414 ( all laugh ) 83 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,406 WHAT IS THIS, CRAZY IDEA DAY? 84 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:30,208 OKAY, LOOK, I AM SERIOUS. 85 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,640 HOW ABOUT I INVITE HER OVER TONIGHT 86 00:03:31,642 --> 00:03:33,612 FOR A CUP OF COFFEE AND I BAKE A PIE? 87 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:36,854 I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THIS TO GO WELL. 88 00:03:36,847 --> 00:03:38,517 OKAY, WE'LL HAVE MRS. DABNEY OVER, 89 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,289 BUT I WANT EVERYBODY ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR, 90 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:41,921 ESPECIALLY YOU, MISTER. 91 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:44,402 I DON'T THINK I HAVE A BEST BEHAVIOR. 92 00:03:44,395 --> 00:03:46,325 YEAH, WELL, YOU'D BETTER FIND ONE BEFORE TONIGHT. 93 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,627 IN HER DEFENSE, MRS. DABNEY WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS. 94 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,830 SHE ACTUALLY USED TO BE KIND OF NICE. 95 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,962 WHEN WAS THAT? 96 00:03:53,964 --> 00:03:55,814 LET'S SEE, HOW OLD ARE YOU? 97 00:04:00,771 --> 00:04:02,611 ALL RIGHT, GOT MY PIE. 98 00:04:02,613 --> 00:04:05,383 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 99 00:04:05,376 --> 00:04:07,276 WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING, MRS. DABNEY. 100 00:04:07,278 --> 00:04:08,718 YEAH, WE'RE JUST BEING NEIGHBORLY. 101 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:10,879 WHAT DID HE DO? 102 00:04:10,881 --> 00:04:12,551 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 103 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,763 I DON'T LIKE YOU, GABE. 104 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,555 BUT I LIKE YOU, MRS. DABNEY. 105 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,428 IN FACT, I'D LIKE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU. 106 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:23,592 OUT. 107 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,467 MRS. DABNEY, SO YOU HAVE A NEW DOG-- 108 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,470 A LITTLE CHIHUAHUA. 109 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:33,302 SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 110 00:04:33,304 --> 00:04:34,784 IT'S NOT NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. 111 00:04:36,046 --> 00:04:38,406 DOG'S GOT A NAME-- HERCULES. 112 00:04:38,409 --> 00:04:40,049 ( snickers ) 113 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:41,650 THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE-- 114 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:44,392 HER-- HERCULES IS LIKE SO BIG AND STRONG 115 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:47,755 AND YOUR DOG IS SO-- SO-- 116 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:50,588 JUST BEING NEIGHBORLY. 117 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,761 LOOK, THE THING IS, HERCULES HAS A TENDENCY TO BARK... 118 00:04:53,764 --> 00:04:55,334 A LOT... 119 00:04:55,326 --> 00:04:57,796 ALL NIGHT LONG. 120 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,568 RIGHT, SO WE WERE WONDERING IF MAYBE 121 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,470 YOU COULD BRING HIM IN BEFORE BEDTIME. 122 00:05:01,472 --> 00:05:03,432 OH, NO. FRESH AIR'S GOOD FOR DOGS. 123 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:05,514 WELL, SLEEP IS GOOD FOR PEOPLE. 124 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:07,506 ( laughing ) 125 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:10,578 ( chuckles ) I HAD THAT SAME THOUGHT 126 00:05:10,581 --> 00:05:13,741 AFTER EVERY ONE OF YOUR MANY BABIES ARRIVED. 127 00:05:16,987 --> 00:05:19,347 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE DOG. 128 00:05:19,350 --> 00:05:22,520 WELL, SINCE WE'RE AIRING OUR GRIEVANCES-- 129 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:25,033 WE BEGGED HER NOT TO MAKE THAT PIE. 130 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:28,095 I WAS GONNA SAY THAT MAYBE THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING 131 00:05:28,098 --> 00:05:29,728 YOU CAN DO FOR ME. 132 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,560 OH, MRS. DABNEY, WE'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU, 133 00:05:31,562 --> 00:05:33,662 WE'RE NOT SENDING GABE TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 134 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:38,566 BUT IF IT'S A DEAL-BREAKER, WE ARE WILLING TO SEND HIM 135 00:05:38,569 --> 00:05:40,409 TO OTHER PLACES. 136 00:05:40,411 --> 00:05:43,871 I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR OAK TREE OUT BACK. 137 00:05:43,874 --> 00:05:46,724 THERE'S A BRANCH THAT HANGS OVER MY YARD 138 00:05:46,717 --> 00:05:49,877 ALWAYS DROPPING ACORNS AND MAKING A BIG MESS. 139 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,720 WELL, NO PROBLEM. 140 00:05:51,722 --> 00:05:53,682 DOG GOES IN, BRANCH COMES OFF. 141 00:05:53,684 --> 00:05:57,394 - WE GOT A DEAL? - WE HAVE A DEAL. 142 00:05:57,388 --> 00:05:59,558 DAD, THAT BRANCH HOLDS OUR TREEHOUSE. 143 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,530 WELL, SO WHAT? YOU KIDS HAVEN'T BEEN UP THERE IN YEARS. 144 00:06:01,532 --> 00:06:04,572 I'M CONFUSED. IS GABE GOING SOMEWHERE OR NOT? 145 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,595 YOU KNOW, IF THAT TREEHOUSE COMES DOWN, 146 00:06:07,598 --> 00:06:10,668 THAT'LL BE EVEN BETTER-- MORE SUNLIGHT FOR MY VEGETABLE GARDEN. 147 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,701 START EATING HEALTHIER-- MIGHT EVEN MAKE MY GOAL 148 00:06:12,703 --> 00:06:14,553 OF LIVING TO BE 100. 149 00:06:18,509 --> 00:06:21,509 MRS. DABNEY, DON'T YOU WANT TO STAY AND FINISH YOUR PIE? 150 00:06:21,512 --> 00:06:23,852 YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, NOW. 151 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:30,058 SHE'S GONE? BUT I DIDN'T GET MY HUG. 152 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:33,622 WELL, AT LEAST WE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE 153 00:06:33,624 --> 00:06:35,534 TO GET SOME SLEEP. 154 00:06:35,526 --> 00:06:36,726 TOO BAD WE HAVE TO LOSE OUR TREEHOUSE. 155 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,667 - WE HAVE A TREEHOUSE? - YEAH. 156 00:06:38,669 --> 00:06:40,999 TEDDY AND I USED TO GO UP THERE ALL THE TIME WHEN WE WERE LITTLE. 157 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,031 YEAH, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN UP THERE. 158 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:44,713 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 159 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,735 ALL YOU TWO EVER DID UP THERE WAS FIGHT. 160 00:06:46,737 --> 00:06:48,577 THAT'S NOT HOW I REMEMBER IT. WE HAD GREAT TIMES. 161 00:06:48,579 --> 00:06:50,609 YEAH, I MEAN, EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, ALL THOSE TIMES 162 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,581 THAT YOU FELL OUT THE WINDOW. 163 00:06:52,583 --> 00:06:54,723 OH, I ENJOYED THOSE TOO. 164 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,985 HOW DID I NOT KNOW WE HAD A TREEHOUSE? 165 00:06:56,987 --> 00:06:58,917 WELL, 'CAUSE IT'S KIND OF OVERGROWN. 166 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,819 I BUILT IT THAT SUMMER WE WENT TO HAWAII. 167 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:03,021 YOU GUYS WENT TO HAWAII?! 168 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:06,103 YEAH. WE USED TO DO ALL KINDS OF FUN STUFF. 169 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:09,426 - WHEN DID THAT STOP? - WELL, HOW OLD ARE YOU? 170 00:07:15,466 --> 00:07:17,636 Check it out, Charlie. 171 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,168 Here's our old treehouse. 172 00:07:19,169 --> 00:07:21,669 Oh, look. Here's your old tea party set 173 00:07:21,672 --> 00:07:23,642 and all our board games. 174 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,624 Oh! Wait-- and look at this. 175 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:27,076 These are the Chinese handcuffs 176 00:07:27,077 --> 00:07:28,847 that PJ always used to get stuck in. 177 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,919 Uh-- a little help? 178 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,626 OH! BABY BOOBOO! 179 00:07:38,629 --> 00:07:40,659 OH MY GOODNESS, I THOUGHT I LOST HER. 180 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,661 IT'S BEEN SO MANY YEARS. 181 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,543 AND THOSE YEARS HAVE NOT BEEN KIND. 182 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:49,537 YEAH, I REMEMBER. I USED TO COME UP HERE 183 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:51,170 AND PRETEND BOOBOO WAS A REAL BABY. 184 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,801 I WAS A VERY GOOD MOTHER, HUH? 185 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:55,983 UNTIL YOU LEFT YOUR BABY IN A TREEHOUSE FOR 10 YEARS. 186 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,146 OH, WHOA, LOOK. 187 00:07:58,148 --> 00:08:00,478 HERE'S SOMETHING YOU CARVED INTO THE WALL. 188 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,550 "P.J. HEARTS P.B."-- WHO'S P.B.? 189 00:08:03,554 --> 00:08:04,824 PEANUT BUTTER. 190 00:08:06,557 --> 00:08:08,717 ( sighs ) IT WAS A SIMPLER TIME. 191 00:08:08,719 --> 00:08:10,559 YOU KNOW WHAT STINKS? 192 00:08:10,561 --> 00:08:12,661 WHEN THEY PREMIX IT WITH THE JELLY. 193 00:08:12,663 --> 00:08:14,773 NO, IT STINKS THAT CHARLIE'S NEVER GONNA 194 00:08:14,765 --> 00:08:16,625 GET TO USE THIS TREEHOUSE. 195 00:08:16,627 --> 00:08:17,967 SHE'D PROBABLY LOVE IT UP HERE. 196 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:20,228 Bob: HEY, KIDS! COME ON DOWN NOW! 197 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,600 P.J., WE HAVE TO SAVE THIS PLACE FOR CHARLIE. 198 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,743 WELL, I WISH WE COULD, BUT DAD MADE A DEAL. 199 00:08:24,735 --> 00:08:27,135 YEAH WELL, DEALS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN. 200 00:08:27,137 --> 00:08:28,737 RIGHT! 201 00:08:28,739 --> 00:08:30,509 THE GOLDEN RULE! 202 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,740 - Bob:HEY, KIDS! - HEY, DAD! 203 00:08:33,744 --> 00:08:36,824 UM, WE CHANGED OUR MINDS. WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE THE TREEHOUSE AFTER ALL. 204 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:38,947 IT'S TOO LATE. I ALREADY SHOOK HANDS ON IT. 205 00:08:38,949 --> 00:08:40,649 WELL, CAN WE AT LEAST TALK ABOUT THIS? 206 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:42,591 YEAH, MAYBE TAKE A FAMILY VOTE? 207 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:44,903 THIS ISN'T A DEMOCRACY, GUYS. 208 00:08:44,895 --> 00:08:46,795 AND BY THE WAY, EVEN IF IT WAS, 209 00:08:46,797 --> 00:08:48,627 THE GUY WITH THE CHAINSAW 210 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,659 ALWAYS WINS. 211 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:53,261 - COME ON. COME ON DOWN. - NO! 212 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:58,005 - NO? - NO, WE'RE NOT LEAVING. 213 00:08:58,008 --> 00:08:59,638 YEAH! WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. 214 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,270 WE'RE FIGHTING THE POWER! 215 00:09:02,743 --> 00:09:05,023 GET DOWN HERE NOW OR YOU'RE GROUNDED! 216 00:09:05,015 --> 00:09:08,975 YOU CAN'T GROUND SOMEONE WHO'S NOT ACTUALLY ON THE GROUND. 217 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:12,549 YEAH! RIGHT ON, P.J. FIGHT THE POWER! 218 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,062 ( sighs ) YOU KNOW WHAT? 219 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,655 GOOD LUCK FIGHTING THE POWER SAW! 220 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,728 ( revving, buzzing ) 221 00:09:20,731 --> 00:09:24,091 YOU'RE COMING DOWN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! 222 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:27,774 NO, WE ARE NOT, OKAY? WE HAVE HISTORY ON OUR SIDE! 223 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,998 WE ARE GOING TO PROTEST PEACEFULLY 224 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,770 LIKE GANDHI AND MARTIN LUTHER KING. 225 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,602 HE HAD A DREAM. 226 00:09:33,604 --> 00:09:35,754 YEAH WELL, I GOT A DREAM TOO, TEDDY-- 227 00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:37,576 TO GET SOME SLEEP! 228 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,047 - ( revving ) - YOU'RE NOT SCARING US. 229 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:42,610 NO! WE LAUGH AT YOU! 230 00:09:42,613 --> 00:09:45,623 HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 231 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:48,857 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 232 00:09:48,859 --> 00:09:51,919 I'M DONE MESSING AROUND. I'M BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS. 233 00:09:51,922 --> 00:09:53,762 YEAH-HA! 234 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:56,374 THAT'S RIGHT-- MOM! 235 00:09:56,366 --> 00:09:58,626 OOH-HOO! YOU GO GET MOM. 236 00:09:58,629 --> 00:10:01,599 YEAH, SHE DOESN'T SCARE US! 237 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,801 - THIS IS BAD, HE'S GETTING MOM. - LOCK HER UP. 238 00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:17,846 GO OUT THERE AND GET YOUR KIDS OUT OF THAT TREE. 239 00:10:17,848 --> 00:10:19,888 OKAY, WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS MY KIDS 240 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,620 WHEN THEY WON'T DO WHAT YOU WANT? 241 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,791 THEY'RE HAVING SOME KIND OF SIT-IN 242 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:25,804 TO TRY AND SAVE THE TREEHOUSE. 243 00:10:25,796 --> 00:10:27,896 NOW, I-- I APPRECIATE THAT THEY'RE TAKING A STAND. 244 00:10:27,898 --> 00:10:30,958 I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT IT'S AGAINST ME! 245 00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:33,261 - WOULD YOU CALM DOWN? - BUT I'M THE FATHER! 246 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,973 I'M IN CHARGE AROUND HERE! 247 00:10:35,966 --> 00:10:37,406 WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME. 248 00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:41,069 HONEY, YOU ARE GETTING UPSET OVER NOTHING. 249 00:10:41,071 --> 00:10:43,211 THIS IS TEDDY AND P.J. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 250 00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:45,153 THEY CAN'T BE IN THE SAME ROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES 251 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,115 WITHOUT GETTING INTO A FIGHT. 252 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:50,077 - THEY WON'T LAST AN HOUR UP THERE. - ALL RIGHT. 253 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,380 BUT WHEN THEY COME DOWN, THEY'RE GETTING PUNISHED FOR DEFYING ME! 254 00:10:53,383 --> 00:10:54,963 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 255 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:02,230 I'M TIRED. 256 00:11:02,232 --> 00:11:03,962 I'M COLD. 257 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,804 HOW MUCH LONGER CAN WE KEEP THIS UP? 258 00:11:05,796 --> 00:11:08,366 WE'VE BEEN UP HERE FOR 12 MINUTES. 259 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,398 IF I HAD KNOWN WE WERE GONNA PROTEST, 260 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:12,070 I WOULD HAVE PREPARED. 261 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,942 FOR ONE THING, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD 262 00:11:13,944 --> 00:11:15,714 THAT EXTRA-LARGE ROOT BEER. 263 00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:17,846 ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST STAY FOCUSED ON WHY WE'RE HERE-- 264 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,908 - FOR CHARLIE. - THAT DOESN'T HELP. 265 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:22,710 CHARLIE GETS TO PEE WHENEVER SHE WANTS 266 00:11:22,713 --> 00:11:24,893 - WHICH IS WHY MY IDEA-- - OKAY, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME 267 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,915 ABOUT DIAPER-FOR-TEENS AGAIN. 268 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,888 - HEY, GABE. - HEY. 269 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:34,320 OH-HO. THIS IS THE FAMOUS TREEHOUSE I NEVER KNEW ABOUT. 270 00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:37,104 - WANT TO JOIN OUR SIT-IN? - IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN GANDHI AND BILLIE JEAN KING 271 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,897 TEAMED UP TO STOP THE CIVIL WAR. 272 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:43,900 WOW. ALMOST EVERY WORD IN THAT SENTENCE WAS WRONG. 273 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:47,075 WHAT DO YOU SAY, GABE? ARE YOU IN? 274 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,337 - I'M IN. - GREAT. 275 00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:51,439 - YEAH! - BUT FIRST, YOU'LL NEED TO BRING US SOME SUPPLIES, 276 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:53,081 JUST THE ESSENTIALS. 277 00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,123 SNACKS, MY VIDEO GAMES, MY GUITAR-- 278 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,945 WHOA, DUDE, THIS IS A SIT-IN, 279 00:11:56,947 --> 00:11:58,887 NOT A MOVE-IN. 280 00:11:58,889 --> 00:12:00,719 OOH! AND SOME PEANUT BUTTER. 281 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,990 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THE LOVE AFFAIR CONTINUES. 282 00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:05,934 - MM-HMM. - WELL, I'LL BE BACK. 283 00:12:11,161 --> 00:12:13,901 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M GONNA JOIN THE SIT-IN. 284 00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:15,344 I HAVE TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT. 285 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,107 HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM INSTEAD? 286 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,211 I'LL BE IN THE CAR. 287 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,177 WHAT WAS THAT CRAZY CARD GAME 288 00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:31,979 WE USED TO PLAY WITH ALL THE EIGHTS? 289 00:12:31,982 --> 00:12:34,152 - CRAZY EIGHTS. - NO. 290 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:38,326 WHERE IS GABE WITH THE SNACKS? 291 00:12:38,328 --> 00:12:40,958 - NOW I'M GETTING HUNGRY. - SO HUNGRY. 292 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,761 I KEEP THINKING I SMELL STEAK COOKING. 293 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,072 ( sniffs ) YEAH, ME TOO. 294 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,995 REALLY? 295 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,013 OH, HEY! 296 00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:58,475 DON'T MIND ME-- JUST MAKING DINNER FOR MY FAMILY-- 297 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:02,108 YOU KNOW, THE ONES ON THE GROUND. 298 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:04,012 YEAH, OKAY. WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 299 00:13:04,014 --> 00:13:05,494 AND IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 300 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,455 Bob: WELL, SUIT YOURSELF. 301 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,987 BUT I'M MAKING ONE MEDIUM RARE 302 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,960 THE WAY I KNOW SOMEONE LIKES. 303 00:13:11,962 --> 00:13:15,272 - I LIKE MEDIUM RARE. HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME. - STAY STRONG. 304 00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,095 NOW, I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK. 305 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,027 I'M GOING INSIDE THE HOUSE 306 00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:21,129 TO CHECK ON MY CHOCOLATE SOUFFLé. 307 00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:23,971 ( sinister laughter ) 308 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:29,408 TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME! 309 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,439 YEAH, IF WE HAD A BARBECUE AND SOME STEAKS. 310 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,123 CATCH OF THE DAY-- T-BONE. 311 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,486 YES! 312 00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:41,420 - OKAY. - NO NO NO. 313 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,891 YOU'LL NEVER GET THE T-BONE. GO FOR THE FILET. 314 00:13:43,894 --> 00:13:45,604 I THINK I-- I THINK I GOT IT. I GOT IT! I GOT IT! 315 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,195 I HAVE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE THAN-- 316 00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,897 - OH! - IDIOT! 317 00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:57,014 ( snickers ) 318 00:13:57,007 --> 00:14:00,337 I THINK SOMEBODY OVERCOOKED THEIR FISHING POLE. 319 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:05,022 THIS LOOKS MORE MEDIUM WELL. 320 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,375 ( snickering ) 321 00:14:11,922 --> 00:14:13,382 I'M SO HUNGRY! 322 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:16,433 AND THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT UP HERE. 323 00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:19,226 OR IS THERE? ACORNS-- ACORNS ARE FOOD, RIGHT? 324 00:14:19,229 --> 00:14:22,389 EWW, FOR SQUIRRELS. 325 00:14:22,392 --> 00:14:25,272 HOW DO SQUIRRELS DO THIS. 326 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,195 WELL, THEY'RE SQUIRRELS. 327 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,637 ( grunts ) YOU KNOW WHAT? 328 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:31,439 I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I'M DONE. 329 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:33,071 - I-- - WAIT, NO! 330 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,083 YOU'RE JUST GIVING UP? THAT IS SO LIKE YOU! 331 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,245 - WHAT IS SO LIKE ME? - TO BE A QUITTER. 332 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:40,547 - OH YEAH? WELL, YOU'RE BOSSY! - I AM NOT BOSSY! 333 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:43,080 AND DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN. I FORBID YOU! 334 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,193 - BOSSY! - QUITTY! 335 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,055 - OH, REAL MATURE! - I AM MORE MATURE THAN YOU ARE! 336 00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:49,017 WHATEVER! OH! OKAY! 337 00:14:49,019 --> 00:14:50,459 ( grunting ) OW! OKAY! 338 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,160 ALL RIGHT, DROP THE BAT 339 00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:54,492 OR BABY BOOBOO BECOMES BABY BARBECUE. 340 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,304 YOU WOULDN'T DARE! 341 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,266 TRY ME. 342 00:14:58,268 --> 00:15:00,068 - GIVE ME THE BABY. - GIVE ME THE BAT. 343 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,600 - THE BABY. - THE BAT. 344 00:15:09,179 --> 00:15:10,679 ( screams ) 345 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,045 P.J.! 346 00:15:17,047 --> 00:15:18,387 PULL ME UP! PULL ME UP! 347 00:15:18,388 --> 00:15:20,218 ( grunting ) 348 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,150 OH, WAIT. ARE YOU QUITTING? 349 00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:24,192 - WHAT? - YOU KNOW, LIKE, 350 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,234 IF I PULL YOU BACK IN, WILL YOU KEEP DOING THE SIT-IN? 351 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,126 SINCE MY ALTERNATIVE IS A FACE-FIRST DIVE 352 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,698 INTO A HOT BARBECUE-- YES! 353 00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:31,559 OKAY. 354 00:15:31,561 --> 00:15:34,501 ( grunting ) OH! ONE MORE THING. 355 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,506 YOU HAVE TO DRIVE ME WHEREVER I WANT TO GO 356 00:15:38,508 --> 00:15:40,508 - FOR THE NEXT MONTH. - DEAL! 357 00:15:40,510 --> 00:15:42,170 NOW PULL ME UP, MY FACE IS BROWNING. 358 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:43,942 OKAY. 359 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:51,379 THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. 360 00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:53,151 NO PROBLEM. 361 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,163 ALTHOUGH, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO SAVE ME 362 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,956 IF YOU DIDN'T PUSH ME OUT OF A TREEHOUSE! 363 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,227 WHOA WHOA WHOA! HEY HEY! STOP! 364 00:15:59,229 --> 00:16:01,189 WHOA! TRUCE! TRUCE! 365 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,303 GOSH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH US? WE'RE GOING AT IT LIKE SEVEN-YEAR-OLDS. 366 00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,167 MOM WAS RIGHT. 367 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,039 WE DID FIGHT UP HERE ALL THE TIME, DIDN'T WE? 368 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:14,501 YES, AND NOTHING'S CHANGED. WE'RE STILL DOING IT. 369 00:16:14,504 --> 00:16:17,214 IS THIS THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS GONNA BE BETWEEN US? 370 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:19,177 I HOPE NOT. 371 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,679 I DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING ON THE PORCH 372 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,380 OF OUR OLD FOLKS' HOME WHACKING EACH OTHER 373 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,682 WITH FOAM BATS. 374 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,224 OH, DO WE HAVE TO LIVE IN THE SAME OLD FOLKS' HOME? 375 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:30,158 P.J., IF WE CAN'T COME TOGETHER 376 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,220 AND DO THIS ONE THING FOR CHARLIE, 377 00:16:32,222 --> 00:16:35,032 WE'RE NEVER GONNA COME TOGETHER ON ANYTHING. 378 00:16:35,025 --> 00:16:37,725 YOU'RE RIGHT. 379 00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:40,467 WE CAN DO THIS-- FOR CHARLIE. 380 00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:42,270 FOR CHARLIE. 381 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:45,002 ( sighs ) SO... 382 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,314 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW? 383 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,737 I DON'T KNOW. 384 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,679 I WISH WE COULD HURRY UP AND SAVE THIS TREEHOUSE 385 00:16:51,681 --> 00:16:53,541 SO WE COULD GET THE HECK OUT OF THIS TREEHOUSE. 386 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,647 THEY'RE STILL UP IN THAT TREE. 387 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,318 YOU SAID THEY'D BE DOWN BY NOW. 388 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,090 WELL, I THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE. 389 00:17:03,093 --> 00:17:06,033 WHY IS THERE A PLASTIC HOOK IN MY STEAK? 390 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,455 EAT AROUND IT. 391 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:10,328 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 392 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,160 THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE. I MEAN, TEDDY AND P.J. 393 00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,443 ARE FINALLY WORKING TOGETHER ON SOMETHING. I'M PROUD OF THEM. 394 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,505 WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON, 395 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:20,367 OURS OR THE REBELS? 396 00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:22,440 THE REBELS? 397 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,342 OKAY, YOU REALIZE 398 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:27,224 WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY AT WAR, RIGHT? 399 00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:29,177 OF COURSE I DO. 400 00:17:29,179 --> 00:17:30,619 FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, SOMEONE WOULD HAVE TO ISSUE 401 00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,680 A FORMAL DECLARATION OF WAR... 402 00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:36,432 WHICH SHOULD ALMOST BE DONE PRINTING OUT. 403 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,486 BOB, THEY'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM TO DO. 404 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,388 THEY'RE STANDING UP FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN. 405 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,160 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW WE'RE GOING TO TEACH THEM 406 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,592 DON'T MESS WITH DADDY. 407 00:17:43,593 --> 00:17:46,073 GABE, GO GET YOUR WATER BALLOON LAUNCHER. 408 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,495 - OKAY. - GABE, SIT. 409 00:17:47,497 --> 00:17:49,367 BOB, YOU'RE TAKING THIS TOO FAR. 410 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,399 UM, NO I'M NOT. AND I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, MISTER. 411 00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:53,671 GABE, STAND DOWN. 412 00:17:55,505 --> 00:17:59,145 SORRY, DAD, BUT I'M A LITTLE MORE AFRAID OF MOM. 413 00:18:01,311 --> 00:18:03,351 FINE. I'LL FIGHT THIS BATTLE MYSELF. 414 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,258 HEY, SWEETHEART, YOU'RE NOT REALLY AFRAID OF ME, ARE YOU? 415 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,860 A LITTLE. 416 00:18:11,861 --> 00:18:13,461 GOOD. 417 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:22,429 I'M GIVING YOU ONE LAST CHANCE TO COME DOWN! 418 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,814 OKAY! A-- ALL RIGHT! 419 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:31,477 I DON'T LIKE DOING THIS, BUT YOU'VE FORCED MY HAND! 420 00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:35,323 ( grunting ) 421 00:18:37,287 --> 00:18:39,317 OH, COME ON! SO LUCKY! 422 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,449 YOU GOT SO LUCKY! YOU KNOW WHAT? 423 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,421 NEXT ONE'S COMING RIGHT THROUGH THE WINDOW! 424 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,463 OH, YEAH? TAKE THAT! 425 00:18:45,455 --> 00:18:47,455 All: YEAH! YEAH! 426 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,297 ( cheering, shouting ) 427 00:18:49,299 --> 00:18:51,399 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 428 00:18:51,401 --> 00:18:53,331 FIGHTIN' THE POWER! 429 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,643 BUT WE'RE THE POWER. 430 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,435 THE KIDS ARE RIGHT. THIS TREEHOUSE IS WORTH SAVING. 431 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:02,269 WHAT IS GOING ON OVER HERE? 432 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,322 YOU KNOW, THIS REALLY ISN'T A GOOD TIME, MRS. DABNEY. 433 00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,515 YOU'D BETTER GET A HANDLE ON THAT FAMILY OF YOURS 434 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:10,177 'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE KICKING YOUR BUTT. 435 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:12,380 WOULD YOU LET ME DEAL WITH THIS, PLEASE? 436 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:15,432 YOU'D BETTER, 'CAUSE HERCULES IS GETTING KINDA LONELY. 437 00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:18,755 I'M THINKING OF GETTING ANOTHER DOG. 438 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,228 - ARE YOU THREATENING ME? - THIS ONE'S GONNA BE FEMALE-- 439 00:19:22,232 --> 00:19:23,662 MIGHT EVEN HAVE SOME PUPPIES. 440 00:19:26,736 --> 00:19:29,236 - ( sighs ) - THAT'S RIGHT. 441 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:30,939 YOU GO GET THEM DOWN. 442 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:34,440 TIME TO PUT ON THE BIG PANTS! 443 00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:36,214 - HE'S COMING UP. - WE HAVE TO STOP HIM. 444 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:38,476 - HOLD YOUR FIRE! - CAREFUL, 445 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,378 THIS COULD BE A TRICK. 446 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,751 I COME IN PEACE. I'VE COME TO JOIN THE RESISTANCE. 447 00:19:43,753 --> 00:19:45,793 - ( laughing ) - YEAH! 448 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,455 ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 449 00:19:47,457 --> 00:19:49,387 THAT'S RIGHT, MRS. DABNEY! 450 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,789 I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR DOG! 451 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,420 OH, THE BIG PANTS ARE ON 452 00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:54,893 AND THEY'RE STAYING UP HERE WITH MY FAMILY. 453 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,474 ( family cheering ) 454 00:19:56,466 --> 00:19:58,566 WE DID IT! YES! 455 00:19:58,568 --> 00:20:00,568 - YOU CAN HAVE A TREEHOUSE, CHARLIE... - ( wood creaking ) 456 00:20:00,570 --> 00:20:02,430 ...FOR A LONG LONG TIME. 457 00:20:02,432 --> 00:20:04,402 - All: YEAH. YEAH. - ( wood cracking, snapping ) 458 00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:10,436 - WHAT WAS THAT? - WAIT, HAVE WE EVER ALL BEEN UP HERE 459 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,410 AT THE SAME TIME? 460 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,913 ( wood snapping ) 461 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,824 ( crashing ) 462 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:20,748 ( groaning ) 463 00:20:23,493 --> 00:20:25,433 IS EVERYONE OKAY? 464 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,955 - Bob: YEAH-- - Teddy: I THINK SO. 465 00:20:26,956 --> 00:20:29,256 - ( Charlie cooing ) - WHOA, LOOK! 466 00:20:29,259 --> 00:20:31,299 ( all shouting ) 467 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,605 - OH, HON. - HEY HEY. 468 00:20:38,608 --> 00:20:41,638 HEY HEY HEY. 469 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,971 WAS THAT SO HARD? 470 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:47,354 ( chuckling ) YEAH. 471 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,417 WELL, THE TREEHOUSE IS DOWN. 472 00:20:49,419 --> 00:20:51,419 SO, YOU'RE GONNA BE BRINGING YOUR DOG IN TONIGHT, RIGHT? 473 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:53,851 OH, HERCULES DOESN'T BELONG TO ME. 474 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:57,863 I WAS JUST DOGSITTING FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 475 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,957 I'M A CAT PERSON... 476 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,329 AND AN EXCELLENT NEGOTIATOR. 477 00:21:02,332 --> 00:21:03,932 ( sinister laughter ) 478 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,497 DO NOT THROW THAT BALLOON. 479 00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:13,742 WE'RE GONNA LAUNCH THAT BALLOON, MISTER. 480 00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:15,953 - YEAH-HA! - ( laughing, cheering ) 481 00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:17,605 DAD! 482 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:22,609 - OH-HO-HO! - OH! 483 00:21:22,612 --> 00:21:25,392 ( cheering, shouting ) 484 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,922 Well, Charlie, Dad and the boys 485 00:21:33,923 --> 00:21:35,733 are building you a new treehouse. 486 00:21:35,725 --> 00:21:38,565 So someday you can go up there and play with Baby Booboo, 487 00:21:38,568 --> 00:21:40,898 you know, just as soon as we find her head. 488 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,570 ( chuckles ) 489 00:21:42,572 --> 00:21:44,602 Right now, she's Baby Tennis Ball. Yeah! 490 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,444 Whoo! 491 00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:48,076 No, not as much fun. 492 00:21:48,077 --> 00:21:50,077 Oh, and I want to recommend that you make the treehouse 493 00:21:50,079 --> 00:21:51,709 no boys allowed... 494 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:53,481 especially if that boy weighs as much as Dad, 495 00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:55,553 because if you do let him up there, 496 00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:57,615 well, good luck, Charlie. 497 00:22:06,856 --> 00:22:09,356 - SHH! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 498 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,659 GABE SAYS HE'S MORE SCARED OF MOM THAN HE IS OF ME. 499 00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:13,831 SO, I'M GOING TO SCARE HIM. 500 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,837 - ( screams ) HYA! - HI, DAD. 501 00:22:22,672 --> 00:22:24,842 GABE HONEY, DID YOU FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK? 502 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,124 ( trembling ) I-- I'M ON IT, MOM! 503 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,720 YOU EITHER GOT IT OR YOU DON'T. 36436

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