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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:09,237 Hey, Charlie. Teddy here 2 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:11,247 on the couch where I almost got 3 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,249 my first kiss with Spencer. 4 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:16,181 But she didn't. 5 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,487 No no, because 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:22,190 I made the mistake of bringing the cute boy home 7 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,833 where my dear family lives. 8 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:29,298 He wasn't that cute. 9 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:31,600 Get out. 10 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,337 Anyway, still waiting on that first kiss. 11 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,340 But there's a dance this Friday 12 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,212 where the girls ask the guys, 13 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,241 and this time I'm going to make sure I get it. 14 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,146 Get what, honey? 15 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,354 Oh, my first A+ in science, Daddy. 16 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,285 That's my girl. 17 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,289 HEY, DAD, GREAT NEWS. I GOT A JOB. 18 00:00:58,326 --> 00:01:02,196 STOP RIGHT THERE. I'M HAVING THE GREATEST DREAM OF MY LIFE. 19 00:01:02,230 --> 00:01:05,630 THE SCHOOL'S GONNA PAY ME 100 BUCKS TO D.J. AT THE DANCE ON FRIDAY. 20 00:01:05,666 --> 00:01:08,236 THE DREAM CONTINUES. 21 00:01:08,269 --> 00:01:10,239 I JUST NEED YOU TO GIVE ME $200 22 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,611 TO RENT THE D.J. EQUIPMENT. 23 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,279 AND NOW I'M AWAKE. 24 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,578 HEY, WHAT WAS I DOING IN THE DREAM? 25 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,151 YOU WEREN'T SAYING ANYTHING, WHICH IS WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS A DREAM. 26 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:26,454 P.J., WHY WOULD YOU TAKE A JOB WHERE YOU'RE GONNA LOSE MONEY? 27 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,657 DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT MONEY? 28 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,259 ARE YOU GIVING ME THE 200? 29 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:37,274 SORRY, SON. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME UP WITH THE MONEY SOME OTHER WAY. 30 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,498 LIKE HOW? 31 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:43,143 OH, I KNOW. GET A JOB. 32 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,613 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 33 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,141 - WAIT, WHERE'S YOUR SISTER? - DON'T BOTHER HER, EMMETT. 34 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:51,408 OKAY, WHERE SHOULDN'T I BOTHER HER? 35 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,175 - IN THE KITCHEN. - ALL RIGHT. 36 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,519 HEY, TEDDY BEAR. 37 00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,151 HEY, EMMETT. 38 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:03,288 YOU KNOW THIS DANCE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT IS "GIRLS ASK GUYS," RIGHT? 39 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,334 UH-HUH. 40 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:08,359 YOU'RE A GIRL. I'M A GUY. 41 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,274 SOMETHING YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 42 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:15,370 OKAY, EMMETT, LISTEN, 43 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:18,313 P.J. IS MY BROTHER AND YOU'RE HIS BEST FRIEND. 44 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,939 SO IN A WAY YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE MY BROTHER TOO. 45 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:23,584 AND I CAN'T GO TO THE DANCE WITH MY BROTHER. 46 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:26,711 YOU CAN SEE WHY THAT WOULD BE WRONG, RIGHT? 47 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,717 THIS IS THE LONGEST CONVERSATION WE'VE EVER HAD. 48 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:34,391 DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING I JUST SAID? 49 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:38,362 SOMETHING ABOUT WANTING TO GO TO THE DANCE WITH A BROTHER. 50 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:42,332 EMMETT, I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY. 51 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,273 I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU TO THE DANCE. 52 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:47,539 WHEN YOU TOUCH ME IT FEELS LIKE ELECTRICITY. 53 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,514 ( rock music playing ) 54 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:53,309 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 55 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:54,641 * RUNNING LATE, AND DAD SAYS * 56 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:57,445 * HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE? * 57 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:59,478 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 58 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,453 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 59 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,982 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 60 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:07,487 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I'VE SURVIVED * 61 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,561 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 62 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,691 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 63 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,456 * THINGS ARE CRAZY 64 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,395 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 65 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,501 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 66 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,003 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 67 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,744 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 68 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:26,441 * YOUR LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 69 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:29,614 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 70 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:33,713 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 71 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,746 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 72 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:47,503 - HI, KIDS. - HEY, MOM. 73 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,498 COME ON, CHARLIE, LET'S GO SEE DADDY. 74 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,270 YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED TODAY? 75 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,629 CHARLIE'S NEVER PLAYED LASER TAG. 76 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,796 I BET SHE'D ENJOY DOING THAT ON FRIDAY NIGHT. 77 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:58,265 OH, HOW VERY SWEET AND UNSELFISH OF YOU. 78 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,736 BUT CHARLIE'S GONNA BE WITH US FRIDAY NIGHT. 79 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:01,383 IT'S YOUR SCHOOL'S OPEN HOUSE. 80 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,639 RIGHT. FORGOT ABOUT THAT. 81 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:06,547 WELL, WE HAVEN'T. DAD AND I CAN'T WAIT 82 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,780 TO MEET THIS MIRACLE WORKER-- MRS. MELLISH. 83 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:10,646 SHE'S THE FIRST TEACHER WHO ABOUT YOU.LED TO COMPLAIN 84 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:14,564 ARE YOU SURE HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO SCHOOL? 85 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,058 MOM, YOU'VE BEEN TO SO MANY OPEN HOUSES. 86 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,830 AND YOU'D LOVE LASER TAG. 87 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,429 IT'S LIKE A WORKOUT BUT YOU GET TO SHOOT STUFF. 88 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,702 OH, COME ON, WE CAN PLAY LASER TAG ANYTIME. 89 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,701 MEETING A TEACHER THAT HAS NO PROBLEMS WITH YOU-- 90 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:28,443 THAT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 91 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:32,737 - THIS IS BAD. - WHAT'S BAD? 92 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,443 THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING IN TROUBLE 93 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,676 IS THAT I TOLD MY TEACHER FIGHTING A LOT.E BEEN 94 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,311 THAT ACTUALLY WORKS? 95 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,717 YOU ALSO HAVE TO GIVE THE TEACHER ONE OF THESE. 96 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,447 WOW, THAT'S GOOD. 97 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:49,717 I ALMOST HUGGED YOU. AND I NEVER WANT TO HUG YOU. 98 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:51,727 WORKS EVEN BETTER ON MRS. MELLISH. 99 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,729 ANY TIME I DO SOMETHING WRONG-- 100 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:57,731 MOMMY AND DADDY WERE FIGHTING AGAIN. 101 00:04:57,765 --> 00:04:59,725 WOW. 102 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:03,367 WELL, I GUESS YOUR EVIL PLAN IS GONNA BE OVER ON FRIDAY NIGHT, 103 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,674 'CAUSE MOM AND DAD WON'T BE FIGHTING. 104 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:09,438 OR WILL THEY? 105 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:18,492 SO WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO THE DANCE? 106 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,819 OKAY, HERE'S A HINT. HE'S REALLY CUTE AND-- 107 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:22,894 YOU LADIES TALKING ABOUT ME AGAIN? 108 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:25,863 YOU KNOW I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU, 109 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:28,833 SINCE I DUMPED YOUR SORRY BUTT A LONG TIME AGO. 110 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,902 THAT'S NOW HOW ME AND MY SORRY BUTT REMEMBER IT. 111 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,709 REMIND ME AGAIN WHY YOU EVER WENT OUT WITH HIM. 112 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:39,708 ONLY ONE WAY TO EXPLAIN IT-- 113 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,410 BRAIN FART. 114 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,482 BRAIN FART. 115 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,451 SO WHO'S THIS CUTIE YOU'RE GONNA ASK? 116 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,780 SPENCER. 117 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,776 OH, RIGHT, 118 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:53,748 MR. ALMOST FIRST KISS. 119 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,787 YOU'D BETTER GET MOVING ON THAT. YOUR WINDOW IS CLOSING. 120 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:59,764 - WHAT WINDOW? - THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. 121 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,833 OH, THANKS. THAT REALLY CLEARS THINGS UP. 122 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,602 T, YOU ALMOST KISSED THIS GUY, 123 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:06,772 BUT NOTHING HAPPENED SINCE THEN. 124 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,900 IF YOU DON'T ACT SOON, YOU'RE DOOMED TO BE JUST FRIENDS. 125 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,907 I LIKE SPENCER, HE LIKES ME, 126 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,739 AND I'LL ASK HIM WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. 127 00:06:13,774 --> 00:06:15,544 THAT BETTER BE RIGHT NOW, CHICA, 128 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,406 BECAUSE LAUREN SANDOVAL IS GONNA ASK HIM. 129 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,505 LAUREN WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME. SHE'S TOO GOOD A FRIEND. 130 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,618 - THERE'S YOUR GOOD FRIEND RIGHT NOW. - WHERE? 131 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,520 - WALKING UP TO SPENCER. - WHAT? THAT LITTLE WITCH! 132 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:32,658 YEAH! 133 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:37,831 OH, LAUREN, YOU POOR THING. 134 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,965 WHAT A HORRIBLE, UGLY TOMATOEY MESS YOU ARE. 135 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,713 COME ON, PIZZA FACE, LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP. 136 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,579 COME ON. 137 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,711 OH, SPENCER, HEY. DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 138 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,947 HI, TEDDY. 139 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,952 BOY, THAT PIZZA REALLY CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, HUH? 140 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,845 YEAH. NICE SHOT. 141 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,757 IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. 142 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,595 NOW TELL ME AGAIN 143 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,730 AND DON'T LEAVE OUT A SINGLE DETAIL-- 144 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:13,725 WHAT EXACTLY DID SPENCER SAY WHEN YOU ASKED HIM? 145 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,737 HE SAID, AND I QUOTE, 146 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,999 "OKAY." 147 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:20,707 ( both scream ) 148 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,912 OH, WOULDN'T IT BE SO ROMANTIC 149 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,614 IF I GOT MY FIRST KISS DURING A SLOW DANCE? 150 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,947 THAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T WEAR 151 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,752 THAT RED POLKADOT THING THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN. 152 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,615 NO NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 153 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,755 I SHOULD DRESS MORE SUBTLE AND UNDERSTATED 154 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,490 LIKE YOU. 155 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,757 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 156 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,665 NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT 157 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,698 HOW SPENCER AND I ARE GONNA GET TO THE DANCE. 158 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:47,974 HOW ARE YOU GETTING THERE? 159 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,971 I HAVEN'T ASKED ANYONE YET. 160 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:53,773 I'M STILL TRYING TO DECIDE BETWEEN FIVE GUYS. 161 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,877 WELL, DO ANY OF THEM DRIVE? 162 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,879 LET'S SEE... 163 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:00,551 SOPHOMORE, FRESHMAN, SOPHOMORE, 164 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:04,791 EIGHTH-GRADER I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT, 165 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,518 AND SOPHOMORE. 166 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,564 SO NO, NO DRIVERS ON THE LIST. 167 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,059 THAT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE IF YOU COULD FIND SOMEBODY WHO DRIVES 168 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:12,961 THEN SPENCER AND I COULD DOUBLE WITH YOU. 169 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,003 YEAH, CONSIDER IT DONE. I'LL JUST EXPAND MY LIST 170 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,299 AND LOWER MY STANDARDS A LITTLE BIT. 171 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,971 LOWER THAN THE EIGHTH GRADE? 172 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,571 YOU WANT A RIDE OR NOT? 173 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:28,742 OKAY, THEY SAY IT'S GONNA BE CHILLY TONIGHT. 174 00:08:28,776 --> 00:08:33,006 I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NICE AND TOASTY. 175 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:36,316 DID I REMEMBER TO CHANGE YOUR DIAPER? 176 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,619 I'M GONNA GO WITH YES. 177 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,060 - ARE YOU READY TO GO? - YEAH. 178 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:44,689 IT IS GONNA BE SO NICE TO GO TO AN OPEN HOUSE 179 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,685 AND NOT TO HAVE TO HEAR THE WORDS 180 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:50,927 "OH, YOU'RE GABE'S PARENTS." 181 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,904 MOM, ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME? 182 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,104 I AM. 183 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,735 OH. 184 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,970 WHAT? YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 185 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:01,335 OH, I LIKE IT, BUT... 186 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,784 BUT WHAT? DOES SOMEONE ELSE NOT LIKE IT? 187 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:05,851 I DON'T WANT TO GET DAD IN TROUBLE. 188 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,076 WAIT, DAD SAYS HE DOESN'T LIKE MY PERFUME? 189 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,947 HE DOESN'T JUST SAY IT. HE MAKES A FACE TOO. 190 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,116 AND SOMETIMES THERE'S GAGGING. 191 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,728 OH. 192 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,730 WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING. 193 00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:25,032 HAS YOUR FATHER SHARED ANYTHING ELSE WITH YOU 194 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,865 ABOUT HOW I DISGUST HIM? 195 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:32,711 I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY. 196 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,010 OH, OKAY. 197 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:37,982 OKAY. 198 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,381 NICE JACKET, DAD. 199 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,653 ISN'T IT? GOT MY COMPANY LOGO RIGHT THERE-- 200 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,154 FREE ADVERTISING AND A GREAT CONVERSATION STARTER. 201 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:51,116 DOES MOM KNOW YOU'RE WEARING IT? 202 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,628 OH, I'VE BEEN DRESSING MYSELF FOR SOME TIME NOW. 203 00:09:55,763 --> 00:09:58,033 SO NO, I DIDN'T RUN IT BY HER. 204 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,165 OH, I GUESS SHE'LL JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT. 205 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,636 WHY? IS THERE A PROBLEM? 206 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:11,084 I DON'T WANT TO GET MOM IN TROUBLE, 207 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,081 BUT JUST BETWEEN US, 208 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,053 SHE THINKS YOU TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR JOB. 209 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,918 I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT MY JOB-- 210 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,663 THE SAME JOB THAT PUTS A ROOF OVER YOUR MOTHER'S HEAD? 211 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:24,060 HEY, I'M ON YOUR SIDE. 212 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:29,931 SO WHAT ELSE DOES SHE SAY ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK? 213 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,803 I'VE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY. 214 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:35,073 COME ON, GUYS. GOTTA GO. GONNA BE LATE. 215 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,142 WELL, WE'RE TAKING THE BUG TRUCK, 216 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,810 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. 217 00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:41,039 AS LONG AS THE WINDOWS WORK. 218 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,244 I DON'T WANT TO TRIGGER ANYONE'S GAG REFLEX. 219 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:48,917 WOMEN. 220 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:52,119 ( doorbell rings ) 221 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,092 HEY, GOOD LUCK AT YOUR OPEN HOUSE TONIGHT. 222 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,831 GOOD LUCK AT WHATEVER YOU'RE DRESSED SO WEIRD FOR. 223 00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,795 LOOK AT YOU. 224 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,774 OH, NO, LOOK AT YOU. 225 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:09,502 WELL, I WISH I WAS SOMEONE ELSE 226 00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,866 SO I COULD LOOK AT BOTH OF US. 227 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,136 SO WHERE'S YOUR DATE? 228 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,075 PARKING THE CAR. 229 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,710 OH, I LIKE IT. WHO IS HE? 230 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,047 OKAY, ABOUT THAT-- THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW-- 231 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:25,992 'SUP? 232 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:38,073 EMMETT, WOULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR A MINUTE REAL QUICK? 233 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,098 OKAY, JUST-- 234 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,065 EMMETT? 235 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,074 WE NEEDED TRANSPORTATION. 236 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,106 IT WAS EITHER EMMETT OR AN EIGHTH-GRADER 237 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,152 WITH A SKATEBOARD. 238 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,849 LET'S JUST GO HAVE A GOOD TIME, OKAY? 239 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:05,194 SHALL WE? 240 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,797 TEDDY BEAR. 241 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,202 GRIZZLY BEAR. 242 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,078 YOU LOOK REALLY NICE. 243 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,250 YOU ARE REALLY NICE. 244 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,878 THANKS. 245 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,249 WHOSE CAR IS THIS? 246 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,794 MY GRANDPA'S. HE THINKS I'M AT THE STORE GETTING BREAD. 247 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,062 BUT INSTEAD 248 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,090 YOU'LL BE AT THE DANCE GETTING NOTHING. 249 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,804 WOW, LOOKS LIKE MY SEAT BELT'S BROKEN. 250 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:46,302 MAYBE I SHOULD SIT IN THE MIDDLE. 251 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,143 IS THAT OKAY? 252 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,168 YEAH. 253 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:53,272 'CAUSE I'M ALL ABOUT SAFETY. 254 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,806 TEDDY, YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW. 255 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,353 YOU MIND MOVING AWAY FROM SPENCER? 256 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:02,249 BIG GUY, LEAN THE OTHER WAY. 257 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,924 MORE. 258 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,864 MORE. 259 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,089 EMMETT, IF HE LEANS ANY MORE, HE'LL FALL OUT OF THE CAR. 260 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,134 MORE. 261 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,970 WELL, THIS IS MY CLASSROOM. 262 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:28,105 MRS. MELLISH LOOKS BUSY. MAYBE WE SHOULD COME BACK NEXT YEAR. 263 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,141 WHOA, P-U ALERT. 264 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:34,918 I GET IT, OKAY? 265 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,848 I'M TALKING ABOUT CHARLIE'S DIAPER. WHAT'S HER PROBLEM? 266 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,385 HECK IF I KNOW. 267 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,249 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, 268 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:45,358 SOME PEOPLE FIND THAT SCENT VERY PLEASANT. 269 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:48,402 A FULL DIAPER? 270 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,398 I'M GONNA BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 271 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:53,230 - I'M GONNA GO CHANGE CHARLIE, OKAY? - OKAY. 272 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,166 - HI, GABE. - HI, MRS. MELLISH. 273 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,243 HOW IS MY BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER? 274 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:02,141 NOT GOOD. MOM AND DAD ARE FIGHTING AGAIN. 275 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,405 OH, YOU POOR THING. 276 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,883 THEY'VE BEEN FIGHTING ALL WEEK. 277 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:10,223 I DON'T THINK I CAN GET THAT BOOK REPORT INTO YOU BY TUESDAY. 278 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:13,020 THAT'S OKAY, DEAR. 279 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,123 YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED. 280 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,115 I DON'T NEED TIME. 281 00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,227 I NEED HAPPINESS. 282 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,959 OH. 283 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,232 ( dance music playing ) 284 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,118 ALL RIGHT. THAT SONG WAS BROUGHT TO YOU 285 00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,121 BY FREDDY'S STEREO HUT. 286 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,063 WHEN YOU'RE READY TO ROCK STEADY, GO SEE FREDDY. 287 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,059 P.J., WHAT'S WITH ALL THE COMMERCIALS? 288 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,392 THAT'S HOW I'M PAYING FOR ALL THE EQUIPMENT. 289 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,126 I GOT SOME SPONSORS TO BUY ADVERTISING. 290 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,102 WHO WOULD BUY ADVERTISING FROM YOU? 291 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,100 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 292 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,402 THIS NEXT ONE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MOM 293 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,404 WHO GAVE ME 20 BUCKS. 294 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,406 MOM-- WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY 295 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,008 CAN'T GET ANY MORE MONEY OUT OF DAD. 296 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,446 BOB, COME HERE, HONEY, LOOK. 297 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,217 LOOK AT THIS PICTURE GABE DREW. 298 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,222 ISN'T THAT SWEET? 299 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,355 YEAH, IT SURE IS. YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 300 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,231 I GUESS WE'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. 301 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,459 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 302 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,325 GABE, IT SEEMS LIKE YOUR PARENTS ARE GETTING ALONG. 303 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,134 I'M GONNA GO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 304 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,496 GOTTA THINK. GOTTA THINK. 305 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,142 IT'S GO TIME, RICKY. 306 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,516 EXCUSE ME, LADY. YOU'VE GOT A RAT ON YOUR SHOULDER. 307 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,218 ( screaming ) 308 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,120 RAT ON THE LOOSE! 309 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,352 REMAIN CALM. REMAIN CALM. 310 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,517 REMAIN CALM. REMAIN CALM. 311 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,359 SPENCER, COULD YOU GET ME SOME PUNCH, PLEASE? 312 00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,225 SURE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 313 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,165 EMMETT, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET ME SOME PUNCH TOO? 314 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,141 WHAT, YOUR FEET DON'T WORK? 315 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,444 - ICE OR NO ICE? - SURPRISE ME. 316 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,444 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY MOVE. 317 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,246 GO GET THAT KISS, GIRL. 318 00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,776 HEY, P.J., PUT ON A SLOW SONG, OKAY? 319 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,324 YOU GOT IT, SIS. 320 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,320 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA BRING IT DOWN NOW, 321 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:31,264 JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD BRING YOURSELVES DOWN TO WALLY'S WAFFLES. 322 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:35,031 TELL THEM P.J. SENT YOU. YOU CAN GET A FREE PAT OF BUTTER. 323 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,502 ( slow song playing ) 324 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,770 - HERE YOU GO. - OH, THANKS. 325 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,340 LET'S DANCE. 326 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,445 YO, QUICK, THROW ON SOME HIP-HOP. 327 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:58,591 - BUT I JUST STARTED THIS SONG. - NOW. 328 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:01,588 - ( song stops ) - OKAY, THIS NEXT ONE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY EMMETT. 329 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,591 EMMETT-- HE'S... 330 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,793 STANDING RIGHT THERE. 331 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:09,356 ( hip-hop song playing ) 332 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,195 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 333 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,471 EMMETT STOLE MY DATE. 334 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,305 BACK WE GO, LITTLE GUY, 335 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,438 SAFE AND SOUND. 336 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,484 BOY, REALLY TIRED. WE SHOULD GO. 337 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,421 THANK YOU, MR. DUNCAN. THAT WAS VERY IMPRESSIVE. 338 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,548 WELL, WHEN YOU'VE BEEN IN THE PEST CONTROL BIZ 339 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,553 AS LONG AS I HAVE, YOU-- 340 00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,415 YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT MY WORK. 341 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,486 IT BUGS MY WIFE. 342 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,655 NO, IT DOESN'T. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 343 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,503 BECAUSE GABE TOLD ME IT DID. 344 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:26,569 CHARLIE LOOKS MORE TIRED THAN ME, SO... 345 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,499 GABE TOLD ME YOU HATED MY PERFUME. 346 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,295 I NEVER SAID THAT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 347 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,207 OH, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS HERE. 348 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,369 ISN'T IT BAD ENOUGH THAT POOR GABE HAS TO LISTEN 349 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,507 TO YOU TWO CONSTANTLY FIGHTING AT HOME? 350 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,953 WE DON'T FIGHT AT HOME. WE'RE VERY HAPPY. 351 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,949 LOOK AT THIS PICTURE GABE DREW OF OUR FAMILY. 352 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,651 THAT'S NOT HIS. 353 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,493 THAT'S GABE M'S. 354 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,688 THIS IS GABE D'S. 355 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,458 THAT'S DISTURBING. 356 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:57,633 MRS. MELLISH, I ASSURE YOU WE'RE A VERY LOVING FAMILY. 357 00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,674 GABE, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE. 358 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,544 NOW WHY WOULD YOU TELL YOUR TEACHER THAT WE'RE FIGHTING AT HOME? 359 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:08,541 SO I COULD GET OUT OF DOING MY WORK. 360 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:10,435 I'M IN BIG TROUBLE, RIGHT? 361 00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,447 Together: OH, YEAH. 362 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:16,549 HAVE ALL YOUR OVERDUE ASSIGNMENTS ON MY DESK MONDAY MORNING. 363 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,523 BUT THAT'LL TAKE ME THE WHOLE WEEKEND. 364 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,791 YOU POOR THING. 365 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:26,763 GET YOUR COAT. WE'RE LEAVING. 366 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,433 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE LET HIM PLAY US LIKE THAT. 367 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:32,302 I KNOW. HOW COULD I EVER THINK YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY PERFUME? 368 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,672 WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE. 369 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:39,571 SAID THE GUY WITH THE CARTOON COCKROACH ON HIS BLAZER. 370 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,309 IT'S AN ANT. 371 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,675 MAN, YOUR JERKING IS DOPE. 372 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,354 MAN, YOUR POPPING-- SICK. 373 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:54,523 I'D LIKE TO POP BOTH OF THESE JERKS. 374 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,594 SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET THAT KISS. 375 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:59,393 YEAH, WELL, THE NIGHT'S NOT OVER YET. 376 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,386 FOLLOW MY LEAD. 377 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,728 HEY, WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 378 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,403 WHAT NOISE? 379 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,802 THE NOISE TEDDY IS TALKING ABOUT. 380 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,404 SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM THE BACK OF THE CAR. 381 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,437 YEAH, I HEAR IT TOO. IT SOUNDS BAD. 382 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,083 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PULL OVER AND CHECK IT OUT. 383 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,838 - I'M TELLING YOU-- - STOP THE CAR! 384 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,577 ( tires screech ) 385 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,623 JUST COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE NOISE IS COMING FROM. 386 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,720 I KNOW WHERE THE NOISE IS COMING FROM. 387 00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,722 YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT HEAD? 388 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,624 I SUGGEST YOU NOT DO THAT AGAIN. 389 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,704 OH, SORRY, SORRY. 390 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,866 ( horn honks ) 391 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:49,605 IN MY HEAD THAT WENT A LOT SMOOTHER. 392 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,708 HELLO THERE. 393 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,576 HI. 394 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,845 LOOK, I'M SORRY I GOT SO CAUGHT UP 395 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,854 WITH EMMETT AND THE DANCING. 396 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,386 I KIND OF LIKE THE WAY THINGS WERE GOING BEFORE THEN. 397 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:04,392 YEAH, ME TOO. 398 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,464 I'M GLAD WE GOT TO GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER. 399 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:09,533 I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE IVY SAID MY WINDOW WAS CLOSING. 400 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,762 AND THEN LAUREN SANDOVAL ALMOST ASKED YOU. AND THEN IVY AND EMMETT 401 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,898 SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, NO. HOW IS THIS GONNA WORK?" 402 00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,673 AND I JUST-- 403 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:23,609 THAT WAS A REALLY NICE WAY OF TELLING ME TO SHUT UP. 404 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,821 Well, Charlie, I finally got my first kiss tonight 405 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,824 and now I can't stop smiling. 406 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,826 Who knew that Emmett's grandpa's car 407 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:42,928 would turn out to be in the world?ntic place 408 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:45,702 Okay, I'm gonna try and stop smiling. 409 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:54,540 No, I can't do it. ( squeals ) 410 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,710 ( dance music playing ) 411 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,190 MAN, LOOK AT THAT GIRL WORKING. 412 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,618 WOW. I THOUGHT WE WERE GOOD. 413 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,694 NOT AS GOOD AS THAT. 414 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,692 SHE'S GOT IT GOING ON. 415 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,834 ( music continues ) 30001

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