Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:04,080
Gratitude,
2
00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:05,040
Gratitude!
3
00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,080
Peace and love!
4
00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,200
Go!
5
00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,560
Chuffed to tell you guys
6
00:00:09,599 --> 00:00:11,159
about the joy I'm getting
7
00:00:11,199 --> 00:00:13,119
from my Smart Pants!
8
00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,600
Smart-y Pantzz!
9
00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,680
Smarty Pants!
10
00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,880
...zz!
Zz!
11
00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:17,880
They're comfy,
12
00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,160
environmentally friendly,
13
00:00:19,199 --> 00:00:21,679
and they come with advanced
period-proof technology,
14
00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:24,239
for mad menstruators like you guys!
15
00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:25,159
There's even...
16
00:00:25,199 --> 00:00:25,879
a really...
17
00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,280
handy... pouch,
18
00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,720
for a hot water bottle at the front!
19
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,800
(In American accent)
Bitch, I ain't got no time
20
00:00:31,839 --> 00:00:32,959
for cramps!
21
00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000
And if you're not happy,
22
00:00:34,039 --> 00:00:37,839
they come with a sixty-day money-back
guarantee, gee, what, Emer?
23
00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:38,880
That's gross!
24
00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:40,320
Hey, Joy, not your problem.
25
00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:41,319
Let's take it from
26
00:00:41,359 --> 00:00:42,199
"Ah lads,
27
00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,520
they're bleeding
28
00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,280
deadly."
29
00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,920
Ah, lads!
30
00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,280
No, Emer, sorry, I can't,
31
00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,200
I can't say that.
32
00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,480
Joy, periods aren't just for girls
any more?
33
00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:52,000
Uh, yes they are!
34
00:00:52,039 --> 00:00:53,879
Are they not?
35
00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,280
What I'm saying is...
36
00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,400
I'd like to move away from the idea
that periods
37
00:00:57,439 --> 00:00:58,599
are gross and embarrassing.
38
00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,320
Monthlies are a real challenge.
39
00:01:00,359 --> 00:01:01,919
From a marketing perspective, like.
40
00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:03,280
You girls don't even realise.
41
00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,080
Joy, try running in slow-mo with
your mates.
42
00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,680
Did you guys not know you can still
run while you have your monthlies?
43
00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:10,039
'Cause you totally can!
44
00:01:10,079 --> 00:01:10,599
Yeah.
45
00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,800
Oh, and don't forget to use the
blue liquid.
46
00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,040
She's not a Smurf, Phillip.
47
00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:15,799
Yeah. Totally not a Smurf.
48
00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,240
But Smurfs are happy, and I think
it's so important
49
00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:21,800
to see the positivity in everyone and
everything!
50
00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,680
Gratitude!
51
00:01:23,719 --> 00:01:25,599
Oh... my God.
52
00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,960
Flora is on another
all-expenses-paid, luxury promo trip
53
00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,000
to the Maldives!
54
00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:32,040
Oh, for fuck's sake, Emer!
55
00:01:33,879 --> 00:01:35,879
(music)
56
00:01:41,799 --> 00:01:45,119
Joy, numbers were good for last
week's challenge,
57
00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:47,319
but we need to boost our
subscription base.
58
00:01:47,359 --> 00:01:49,159
And do you know who isn't finding
us?
59
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,560
Sponsors with cool products?
60
00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:53,119
People outside Dublin.
61
00:01:53,159 --> 00:01:54,759
People from the countryside just...
62
00:01:54,799 --> 00:01:55,959
aren't connecting...
63
00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,200
with you, Joy.
64
00:01:57,239 --> 00:01:59,239
Any idea why?
65
00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:00,400
I mean, no...
66
00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:01,399
I'm pretty relatable.
67
00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:02,239
Definitely.
68
00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,000
And yet...
69
00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,360
And yet...
70
00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,800
Pfpflp! OK, I have managed to
secure two sponsors
71
00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:08,480
who are willing to put up good
money,
72
00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,680
but only if we reach beyond Dublin.
73
00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:11,839
And I shouldn't need to tell you
74
00:02:11,879 --> 00:02:12,759
that we need this.
75
00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:13,840
No! I got this!
76
00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:15,879
Guys, boggers love me!
77
00:02:16,159 --> 00:02:17,119
Eh...
78
00:02:17,159 --> 00:02:19,439
I know that's hate speech,
before you send me for re-training.
79
00:02:19,479 --> 00:02:20,559
I was owning it.
80
00:02:20,599 --> 00:02:21,239
You were owning it?
81
00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,160
Yes.
82
00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:23,199
It was a private joke
83
00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,840
between me and the guys from the
countryside.
84
00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,119
OK. Reaching your subscription base
beyond the M50 is
85
00:02:28,159 --> 00:02:30,479
perfect timing for this week's
challenge...
86
00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,720
Are you ready?
87
00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:33,239
Mm-hm!
88
00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,280
Steady?
89
00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:35,639
Yeah.
90
00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,600
Go. It's a crossover piece
91
00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:38,679
with beloved,
92
00:02:38,719 --> 00:02:39,559
handsome,
93
00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:41,079
Aussie vlogger
94
00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,120
Will Dack.
95
00:02:42,159 --> 00:02:44,439
I don't know him!
What's his channel called?
96
00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:47,039
"Beloved Handsome Aussie Vlogger"!
97
00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:47,560
He's very popular,
98
00:02:47,599 --> 00:02:48,279
Joy!
99
00:02:48,319 --> 00:02:49,199
The piece will be!
100
00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:49,960
Will will
101
00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000
be finding Irish joy?
102
00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:53,879
Will will he?
103
00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:55,919
Oh!
104
00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:57,920
I love that guy!
105
00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,760
Joy, this is exciting for you!
106
00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,000
Oh my God,
what's that thing that he says?
107
00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:03,999
"Do not waste your time worrying
because...
108
00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:05,039
just don't!"
just don't!"
109
00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:05,720
What?
110
00:03:05,759 --> 00:03:06,399
Genius!
111
00:03:06,439 --> 00:03:08,439
And oh, his skin!
112
00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:10,719
Ah... I'd wear his skin.
113
00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,360
Karen, we did talk about this?
114
00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,520
Shared office...
115
00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,400
private meeting.
116
00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:17,799
OK, Will's visiting rural Ireland
for the first time...
117
00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:18,640
Wural Ireland?
118
00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:20,240
And he wants to know, what brings
joy...
119
00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,960
Wu-ral Ireland.
... to the Irish today?
120
00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,520
OK, we can only film him in Dublin
121
00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,360
before he hits the countryside.
Wural. Wural Ireland.
122
00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,240
But, your pieces will be on
his channel,
123
00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,800
introducing you to his followers,
him to yours,
124
00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,600
as he travels across the land,
connecting with the people.
125
00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:34,919
Joy, think of the exposure!
126
00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,480
Yeah, but if
I'm not accompanying him,
127
00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:37,880
should we bother?
128
00:03:37,919 --> 00:03:39,919
(heavenly music)
129
00:03:40,199 --> 00:03:40,999
His skin is like
130
00:03:41,039 --> 00:03:42,919
a wax nectarine!
a wax nectarine!
131
00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,720
It's wearable! It's like a baby's
arse with a beard!
132
00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,639
So people are relating to skin
right now?
133
00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,520
Oh my God, skin is everywhere
this year!
134
00:03:50,719 --> 00:03:52,599
OK, if it builds the brand, then...
135
00:03:52,639 --> 00:03:56,399
I'm just gonna be professional and
try to make it work.
136
00:03:56,439 --> 00:03:57,759
(gasp) Try and find a pore.
137
00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,360
I literally can't see one!
138
00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,400
Guys, he doesn't have any!
139
00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,800
Not one.
Is that HD?
140
00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,240
Oh! Alabaster!
141
00:04:07,639 --> 00:04:09,799
It's not that alabaster...
142
00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,760
It's this, like,
out-of-body experience?
143
00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,800
This... this Uber X comes,
144
00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,560
and picks you up, and brings you to
this nearby town,
145
00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,400
eh, that has everything.
146
00:04:19,439 --> 00:04:20,639
So I've had a massage,
147
00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,800
I'm having, like,
this little facial done,
148
00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:24,959
and then I just feel revived and
ready to go back again.
149
00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:25,680
It's...
150
00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:26,760
it's incredible, I'm having
151
00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,880
the best time!
152
00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,000
(blows raspberry)
153
00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:29,800
I can't wait to fill you in more...
154
00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:31,839
Yeah! Well...
155
00:04:32,879 --> 00:04:33,639
How are ye, Joy?
156
00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,680
Oh, it's just so hard, Karen!
157
00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,439
Trying to figure out what makes
people happy,
158
00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,400
just feels like such a big
responsibility, you know?
159
00:04:41,439 --> 00:04:44,319
All the other Youtubers are getting
free trips to the Maldives,
160
00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,600
and these smart pants are really
161
00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:49,039
wedging on my arse, to be honest,
Karen.
162
00:04:49,079 --> 00:04:51,399
Mm. I better get back, I'm just...
163
00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,000
trying to finalise a list of
recommendations for the UN
164
00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,360
on how to prevent children as young
as five
165
00:04:56,399 --> 00:04:58,999
being recruited into
guerrilla warfare.
166
00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,040
Oh.
167
00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,200
Joy, did you know that I'm a
marketing guru?
168
00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:06,960
Yes, guru.
I'm qualified.
169
00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,600
And if you want to increase your
numbers as a lady person,
170
00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:12,719
there are some secret
marketing tips, you know?
171
00:05:12,759 --> 00:05:14,639
OK, so the basics are...
172
00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,840
Smile more,
173
00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:18,239
let the man feel in charge
and supported,
174
00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,439
be really cute and likeable?
175
00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,360
That's an instant upgrade!
176
00:05:22,399 --> 00:05:24,319
(laughs) OK, thanks a million,
177
00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,640
Guru Phillip, you absolute dinosaur!
178
00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,680
So where's the tips for men?
179
00:05:29,879 --> 00:05:30,679
Pfp!
180
00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,160
Oh! Eh, a new thing that some women
are trying which is fun
181
00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:34,759
is being confident!
182
00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,480
Confidence is very 2020.
183
00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:38,439
But not confident
in a threatening way,
184
00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:40,080
not-threatening confidence,
185
00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,880
that's the best way to connect
with people.
186
00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,360
Sounds kind of contradictory.
187
00:05:43,399 --> 00:05:45,079
But it actually isn't?
188
00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,560
Shall I run through it again?
189
00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:47,520
Please don't run through it again.
190
00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,800
Look, I know you've got your meeting
with Will Nectarine, so
191
00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:51,999
I'll give you this one for free.
192
00:05:52,199 --> 00:05:54,199
Sex... sells.
193
00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,200
Sex and romance!
194
00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,760
I mean, if Love Island has taught us
anything,
195
00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,680
it's that people from
the countryside and cities,
196
00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:01,200
which is to say everywhere,
197
00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,480
they love sex!
198
00:06:02,519 --> 00:06:03,599
They wanna have sex...
199
00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:05,439
with everyone!
200
00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,320
Stop you there.
201
00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,880
That's just not for me, though, pal.
202
00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:10,000
I'm all about trying to be my
true self?
203
00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,560
Not manufacturing click-bait romance.
204
00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,080
Also, I'm hashtag volcel now, so...
205
00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,880
Well, you weren't hashtag volcel
when it was in,
206
00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:18,840
and I did have it in for, like,
a couple of minutes,
207
00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,879
and I know, 'cause I counted.
208
00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,120
One Mississippi...
209
00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,360
Two Mississippi...
Shh!
210
00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,240
And, I could put it in again,
if you thought...
211
00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:28,559
just pop it in...
(pop)
212
00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,000
No. I'll..
Do you know what...
213
00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,040
Em, I'm actually OK for that.
214
00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:32,800
You're sure?
Yeah!
215
00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:34,159
OK!
Thanks a mill!
216
00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:36,199
Yeah, no worries!
OK!
217
00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,240
(music)
218
00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,160
Hi! Great.
219
00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:45,999
Take this.
220
00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,240
OK. Yeah.
221
00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:47,919
And also this...
222
00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:49,439
OK. That! Yeah.
223
00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,840
Eh, this definitely...
Huh?
224
00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,200
And this, if she needs to be walked,
slept, woken...
225
00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,280
where are your keys?
226
00:06:56,319 --> 00:06:58,839
OK, em, they're in pocket over
left... Yeah... Left...
227
00:06:58,879 --> 00:06:59,919
Down... This side?
228
00:06:59,959 --> 00:07:00,999
Oh! That was a bit close.
229
00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,040
OK. Thank you!
230
00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:03,519
OK!
231
00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:04,760
Hiya!
232
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,160
She seems calm!
233
00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:07,119
Now, OK.
234
00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,280
Great...
235
00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:09,479
I got...
236
00:07:09,519 --> 00:07:11,519
I got all this!
237
00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,400
Hi!
238
00:07:14,439 --> 00:07:16,479
Where are you guys?
I'm ready to hold the baby
239
00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,839
for a minute.
240
00:07:17,879 --> 00:07:19,879
Oh, there you guys are!
241
00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,600
(Dog)
Hi, Joy, we're sitting here...
242
00:07:21,639 --> 00:07:22,599
This is nice...
243
00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:24,639
just sitting. Quietly.
244
00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,240
You're wearing that baby thing.
That baby's cute.
245
00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:28,839
Is he cuter than me? Maybe!
246
00:07:28,879 --> 00:07:30,519
Does Joy think he's cuter than me?
247
00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,040
Maybe! Am I a goner?
248
00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:35,319
I used to sit down and think things
all the time.
249
00:07:35,399 --> 00:07:37,439
Think my little thoughts,
and that would be it.
250
00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,480
You're... in the toilet.
251
00:07:39,639 --> 00:07:41,279
Remember when time was different?
252
00:07:41,319 --> 00:07:43,759
When we were looking for ways to
fill it. Yeah.
253
00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:47,880
Hours of chats, then cans, then
hooking up with someone...
254
00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,960
Then 24 hours in bed...
255
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000
then 48 hours of cystitis!
256
00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:54,760
Bliss.
257
00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,120
Yeah.
258
00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,120
What are you doing?
259
00:07:57,160 --> 00:08:00,240
Oh, I have to find an outfit for
tomorrow for work?
260
00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:03,559
Specifically, it needs to scream
business-class sex appeal
261
00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,120
to an international influencer?
262
00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,080
You know, confident, but shy.
263
00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,360
Knows her own mind,
but wants you to speak.
264
00:08:09,399 --> 00:08:11,639
No nonsense, but adorable sex kitten,
265
00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,560
intellectual, relatable everywoman,
266
00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,600
mature, super-girly with an
infectious giggle. (giggles)
267
00:08:16,639 --> 00:08:20,319
So you want to be literally everyone
and everything.
268
00:08:20,639 --> 00:08:22,199
Correct.
269
00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,680
Polish off your eyeballs.
270
00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,520
(heavenly music)
271
00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,400
His skin is like a
272
00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:29,879
waxed nectarine!
Waxed nectarine, I know, yeah.
273
00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,360
Gonna be filming with him tomorrow.
274
00:08:31,399 --> 00:08:33,439
Gonna show him the joys of Dublin.
275
00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:36,400
His face is like seeing music.
276
00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:37,720
I mean, of course you fancy him.
277
00:08:37,759 --> 00:08:39,479
What? No!
278
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,679
Trish, I'm hashtag volcel!
279
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:42,800
No no. Hm!
280
00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:45,880
I just need to dress sexy for my
rural viewers.
281
00:08:45,919 --> 00:08:47,039
I'm all about my career!
282
00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,600
Well, my advice to you is
283
00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:51,399
don't wear my baby,
and don't be weird.
284
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,799
(music, party noise)
285
00:08:57,679 --> 00:08:59,679
There he is, Trish!
286
00:09:01,879 --> 00:09:03,879
Go!
287
00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:06,719
(squeaks) Hi!
288
00:09:06,759 --> 00:09:08,399
Privyet!
289
00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,240
I'm Dave, studying the English.
290
00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:11,079
You probably know that, though,
291
00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:12,800
'cause I've got a book in my pocket.
292
00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:14,120
Yeah.
293
00:09:14,159 --> 00:09:16,559
I'm obsessed with Russia, so...
294
00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,039
You've a very beautiful moustache.
295
00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:24,720
Yeah.
296
00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:25,479
I used to have one of those,
297
00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:27,239
but Trish made me get rid of it.
298
00:09:27,279 --> 00:09:29,119
To be fair, you could only see it in
certain lights, like
299
00:09:29,159 --> 00:09:31,159
I could only see it if I closed
this eye,
300
00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,440
and looked back... like, there...
301
00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,040
I could feel it in the wind,
a tiny bit.
302
00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:35,600
And then I got rid of it.
303
00:09:35,639 --> 00:09:36,919
I've also shaved
304
00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,280
down there!
305
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,680
By which I mean my legs,
Janie Macaroonies!
306
00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:43,360
(laughs) Real quick, em...
Mm-hm?
307
00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:44,759
Do you smell burning toast?
308
00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:46,039
You're having a stroke.
309
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,080
I think your friend's having a
stroke!
310
00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,120
I think she's having a stroke,
is anyone here?
311
00:09:50,159 --> 00:09:52,159
I'm fine!
312
00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:54,840
Trish.
313
00:09:54,879 --> 00:09:58,599
I think we both know that I am not
that person any more...
314
00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,399
(thump)
315
00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,440
Woah!
316
00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,360
Hoo!
317
00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,479
I'm actually pretty wise.
318
00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:11,319
What's the deal with your face?
319
00:10:12,159 --> 00:10:14,359
It's just the new palette,
everybody's wearing it.
320
00:10:14,399 --> 00:10:15,959
Do you not have to blend it in,
like, or...?
321
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,040
No.
322
00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,320
Hi, what's up everyone?
323
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:20,120
Finally touched down in Ireland!
324
00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:22,159
Had a legend of a taxi driver on the
way in,
325
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,360
told me they gave Pierce Brosnan a
sainthood.
326
00:10:25,919 --> 00:10:27,919
(shouts) Hi Joy, I'm Will!
327
00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,600
Ah...
328
00:10:29,639 --> 00:10:31,119
(laughs nervously) Banter!
329
00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:33,079
I'm so glad you got that.
330
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,840
What's that?
331
00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:35,839
Ah, it's my sponsor.
332
00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:38,039
It's a multi-vitamin rehydration
beverage that
333
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,080
gives you the skin of a
three-year-old.
334
00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,120
With good skin.
335
00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:42,399
Oh cool, I've got a sponsor,
336
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,600
they're wipes, for your...
337
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,760
wiping needs. To...
Welcome to Ireland, Will!
338
00:10:47,799 --> 00:10:48,919
Super stoked to be here!
339
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,440
Aw!
340
00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,840
"Stoiked!"
341
00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:52,679
Stoiked.
342
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,280
Now, you're the expert at finding
joy in this town,
343
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,760
hoping you can bring me some joy!
344
00:10:55,799 --> 00:10:56,919
Irish style!
345
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,160
Ooh, steady on, Will,
346
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,840
we've only just met!
347
00:10:59,879 --> 00:11:01,639
Nah... nah.. I just meant, ah...
348
00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:04,319
I know what you meant,
you absolute dirtbird!
349
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,360
(giggles)
350
00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,799
So I've done some research, Will,
351
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,040
and it turns out that Dack is a
Nordic name,
352
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,320
so first up is the Viking Splash tour
of Dublin!
353
00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,720
Aarrr!
354
00:11:18,519 --> 00:11:19,559
You alright, mate?
355
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,240
Yeah.
356
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:22,399
So, eh...
what did the Vikings trade?
357
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,480
What do you want them to have traded?
358
00:11:24,519 --> 00:11:25,519
I don't know, I guess maybe food?
359
00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,479
I guess food too!
Ha ha!
360
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,679
Well, the one thing we do know for
sure about the Vikings
361
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:33,960
is they were...
obsessed with their helmets!
362
00:11:35,919 --> 00:11:38,199
Yeah. But they were... they were
fierce, though, right?
363
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,280
Oh yeah, they could be so mean to
other guys?
364
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,920
But mostly they were fierce-ly sexy!
365
00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,440
Are you, eh...
(music)
366
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:49,680
are you OK?
367
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,600
Yeah! Fine, I'm just being me!
Just doing me!
368
00:11:51,639 --> 00:11:53,279
You seem kind of nervous, are you,
eh...
369
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,440
Having a stroke? Absolutely not!
370
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,480
(music)
371
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000
Mate...
372
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,640
Oh ho ha ha ha ha!
We are straight in!
373
00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:09,999
Oh ho...
374
00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:12,039
(music)
375
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,480
Aaarrr!
376
00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,200
Will, seagulls!
377
00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:20,839
Irish seagulls.
Oh yeah.
378
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,879
They are so... Irish.
379
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,480
Will, look at those swans!
380
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,960
Yeah.
381
00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,399
Yeah, it's pretty grey...
382
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,440
Will, look at the s... look!
383
00:12:33,039 --> 00:12:34,919
At the sky!
384
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,520
It's grey.
385
00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:38,559
Ha ha ha ha!
386
00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,519
It's chilly.
387
00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:44,119
Are you "stoiked" now?
388
00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:45,359
Yeah, this is... it's alright...
389
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,159
I suppose.
390
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,200
(seagulls)
391
00:12:57,679 --> 00:12:59,679
I'm Australian, so...
392
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,679
I'm pretty straight up,
393
00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:04,479
I'm just gonna go straight ahead and
tell you that I'm cold.
394
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,240
And wet. And I don't do so well with
cold and wet.
395
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,720
It disrupts my epidermis.
That's okay.
396
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,840
Because I've lined up an
amazing destination
397
00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,679
for our next stop on the tour.
398
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,680
We are going straight to second base.
Are you rolling, Stan?
399
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,840
Um, Joy, I don't really think that
second base is appropriate,
400
00:13:18,879 --> 00:13:20,319
given where we are?
401
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,240
The Book of Kells!
402
00:13:22,279 --> 00:13:23,839
I don't really read so...
403
00:13:23,879 --> 00:13:25,879
It's OK, Will, it's mainly pictures.
404
00:13:25,919 --> 00:13:26,959
The monks who did it?
405
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,360
They coloured in the entire thing,
those madsers!
406
00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:32,119
I mean they basically invented
mindfulness colouring.
407
00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,239
And we all know how joyous that is,
right?
408
00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:34,799
(click)
409
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,000
So it's... it's not on Audible?
410
00:13:37,639 --> 00:13:38,239
No, Will...
411
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,919
It's a joke.
412
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,040
(laughs)
413
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:45,000
(laughs nervously) You're so clever
and handsome and funny! Ha ha!
414
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:49,319
(laughs hysterically)
415
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:51,040
Ah, look you are...
416
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,560
You seem really nervous.
417
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,160
No...
418
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:53,960
Or anxious, like...
419
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,800
No?
420
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,840
(music, party noise)
421
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,440
Yeah, it's much quieter here!
422
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,600
Yeah, that's good...
423
00:14:07,559 --> 00:14:08,799
Em... could... do you wanna...?
424
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:10,320
Let's cool it, and just talk...
425
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,360
Mmm mmm mmm mmm!
OK...
426
00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:17,239
Ooh!
427
00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:20,119
Oh! You know... I'm actually more of
a talker than...
428
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,639
Let me pop these little fellas off
for you here...
429
00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,679
than a... fighter....
430
00:14:24,039 --> 00:14:27,039
Em... do you wanna go down...
stairs, or...
431
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,440
(vomits)
432
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,960
(music)
433
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,840
(sighs) I'm so sorry, Will.
434
00:14:49,879 --> 00:14:54,399
I was just... nervous, I am nervous,
I'm just trying to be something?
435
00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:57,520
I just got so distracted by your
insane skin.
436
00:14:58,039 --> 00:14:59,919
And the fact that you've so many
subscribers,
437
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,680
and you've been doing this so much
longer than me.
438
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:05,040
But can I be honest with you, Will?
439
00:15:05,919 --> 00:15:07,399
I have rosacea.
440
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,240
Ah, so the make up...
441
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,039
So the make up, yeah.
442
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:15,079
These lines here were added because I
wanted cheekbones.
443
00:15:15,359 --> 00:15:16,919
Oh yeah.
444
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,080
That's totally chill, with Will.
445
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,639
Chilly Willy!
446
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:23,120
Those... they were... ice pops,
em...
447
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,600
we used to have in... in Ireland.
448
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:26,680
In the '90s, Chilly Willys.
449
00:15:27,319 --> 00:15:29,959
Why don't I take you on the real tour
of Dublin tomorrow?
450
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,120
Not the tourist stuff.
451
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,160
I would love that.
452
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:32,800
Yeah?
453
00:15:32,839 --> 00:15:34,959
And no more Viking helmets, OK?
454
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,920
Well, never say never on that front,
Will!
455
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,520
Sorry!
456
00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:40,559
(music)
457
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,359
Oh my God, in real life Will is
even more
458
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,600
of a ride!
459
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,960
Hashtag volcel isn't going to make
it to the weekend!
460
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,360
Eh... bet you a tenner!
461
00:15:56,400 --> 00:16:00,000
I bet you four and a half million
Euro.
462
00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:02,279
Oh my God, done!
463
00:16:02,319 --> 00:16:04,079
(snorts)
464
00:16:04,119 --> 00:16:06,399
How's your involuntary celibacy
going?
465
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,440
My marriage is...
466
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,800
I know I can't be much fun to be
around,
467
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:18,279
but that's OK, because my husband is
literally never around.
468
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:19,800
And I know...
469
00:16:19,839 --> 00:16:22,079
having a baby is hard on couples,
470
00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:25,159
but I feel single in the worst way.
471
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,800
(music) Do you know what I'm
gonna do for you?
472
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,920
What?
473
00:16:35,559 --> 00:16:36,519
I've got it!
474
00:16:36,559 --> 00:16:37,439
OK...
475
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,440
One of my special huggaroonarooskers.
476
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,240
Oh!
477
00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:45,279
Oh God, you are so bad at nurturing,
478
00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:46,479
it's like...
479
00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:48,559
it's like getting a hug from an
elbow!
480
00:16:48,599 --> 00:16:50,599
Mmm, I know, I know, I know...
481
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,320
Oh, you think you can beat me in a
stare-down?
482
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:57,600
(gurgles)
483
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,360
Ah, sickener, you're weak!
484
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,040
Like a little... baby!
485
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:04,599
Today, to keep things more...
(laughs)
486
00:17:05,039 --> 00:17:06,119
intimate,
487
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,840
I'll be letting Stan go.
488
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,960
Yes. Will will be covering me.
489
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:11,640
Oh!
490
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,200
That sounds like a stallion
and his mare!
491
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:16,480
(laughs)
Sounds like a total 'mare.
492
00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:17,719
(giggles)
493
00:17:17,759 --> 00:17:20,399
Well, thanks, Joy! I really wanna
catch Christie today,
494
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,280
get some lunch.
495
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,959
Yeah, I mean...
496
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,360
I'll be having foodstuff with
ride-features, so...
497
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,800
Cool.
498
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:29,719
Cool.
499
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,159
Cool.
Cool.
500
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,240
Cool.
501
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:33,319
Cool! Cool. Cool.
502
00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:34,359
Cool.
503
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,640
(music)
504
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,440
Coola boola.
Yeah, cool.
505
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,480
Oh!
506
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,720
Ah, yes!
507
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,960
Cool.
508
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,720
Ah, Joy, what was that...
509
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:49,319
ancient Irish tradition called
again?
510
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:51,319
Cans at the canal.
511
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:52,959
Hey, look, I love it.
512
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,160
And you're sure you don't want to be
doing anything more exciting, or...?
513
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,200
No, it feels so great to get away
from my clean image
514
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,240
for one half second.
515
00:18:01,079 --> 00:18:03,079
Your smile is so... vast!
516
00:18:03,559 --> 00:18:05,399
Right.
517
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,200
Are Australians born with extra
teeth?
518
00:18:08,279 --> 00:18:10,279
Yep.
519
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,800
Hey Will...
520
00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:17,199
have you heard of the whole
hashtag volcel thing?
521
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,880
What, the no sex thing?
522
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,800
Like, actual voluntary celibacy?
523
00:18:20,839 --> 00:18:22,839
Yeah, it's a huge deal!
524
00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:26,639
I accidentally committed to it on
camera for a year.
525
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,720
Made a lot of noise online,
526
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,839
so I'm now wearing a virtual
chastity belt.
527
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:34,520
I mean I could get up on
Paddy Kavanagh here, but...
528
00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:36,919
that's 'cause he's made of copper.
529
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,960
Thems is the rules!
530
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,640
Bummer.
531
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,720
No, Will.
532
00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:45,519
That's the whole point,
not even anal.
533
00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:51,759
Privyet!
534
00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,799
Hiya!
535
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,120
(kiss)
536
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,320
I have your jacket,
537
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:00,599
I didn't want it to shrink so I
popped it in a cool wash?
538
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,160
But I think it still shrunk a little
bit, but it does smell of patchouli,
539
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,640
I can wash it again, if you...
Would you like to go out on a date,
540
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,600
some time?
Joy, you...
541
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,640
puked on my...
542
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,440
and on my...
543
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:13,800
Russian military wear..
Russian military wear, so...
544
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,359
No, absolutely, definitely,
that's OK, thank you so much!
545
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,960
(sighs)
546
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,560
It would have actually been nice to
get to know you, it's just...
547
00:19:20,599 --> 00:19:22,399
all the...
548
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:25,120
Weird stuff. I know, yeah.
Weird stuff, yeah.
549
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,440
Be good. And, eh...
550
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,800
seize the means of production.
551
00:19:27,839 --> 00:19:29,839
Definitely.
552
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Nostrovia!
553
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,039
Marxism isn't a joke.
554
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:47,079
I'm literally never drinking again!
555
00:19:47,279 --> 00:19:52,039
(shouts) Two pints of lager and
two baby Guinnesses!
556
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,000
We don't do alcohol.
557
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,079
I'll have... I'll have a...
558
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,359
West Coast Cooler.
559
00:19:59,839 --> 00:20:02,599
A Baileys.
I'll have a Baileys coffee.
560
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:03,920
We don't do alcohol.
561
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,440
OK, fine, I'll just have...
562
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,560
I'll just have a glass of wine.
563
00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:09,519
Do you know that they serve...
564
00:20:09,559 --> 00:20:11,119
... in McDonalds in Germany, yeah.
565
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,560
Are you wanting cheese on your
fries?
566
00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:14,599
Yes please.
567
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,440
Ohhhhh!
568
00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,759
I could get these chips for free!
569
00:20:20,839 --> 00:20:22,679
My card... Will! Will!
570
00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,800
I can get these chips for free!
571
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:28,639
'Cause these guys, they're... they
think I'm a big deal or whatever!
572
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,520
It's grand!
573
00:20:29,559 --> 00:20:32,599
But I've got a... I've got like a
card, it's like a... gold card,
574
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,720
it's like a gold card, I guess.
Sweet.
575
00:20:34,759 --> 00:20:37,079
Yeah, that card was rescinded.
576
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:42,519
Comin' atcha from a place called
Abrakebabra!
577
00:20:44,039 --> 00:20:46,519
(whispers) Take this and don't say
another word, please.
578
00:20:46,559 --> 00:20:48,119
Eh, it's twenty Euro fifty-seven.
579
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,160
Shhh!
580
00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:52,199
Shhh!
581
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,920
Shhh!
582
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:54,960
Shhh!
583
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,280
Shhhhhhhh!
584
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:56,839
Shhh!
585
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:57,440
Sh!
586
00:20:57,519 --> 00:20:59,519
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!
587
00:21:01,039 --> 00:21:03,039
Shhh!
588
00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:08,679
Could I have...
589
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:10,720
a caubignon sauvignon?
590
00:21:12,759 --> 00:21:14,519
Even at three AM at Abrekadabra,
591
00:21:14,559 --> 00:21:17,399
boy's got zero pores, look at that!
Wow!
592
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,200
Hey! Hey!
Now we're talking!
593
00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:23,039
Yeah!
594
00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:26,119
Potatoes.
Chopped into smaller pieces,
595
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,640
and covered in cheese from cows in
green fields,
596
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,440
it's so Irish!
597
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,080
I think the Yanks invented fries,
no?
598
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,680
French fries?
599
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:36,720
Hmmm...
600
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,400
Mmm!
601
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,920
How do you have so many subscribers,
Will?
602
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,200
You just keep doing you, Joy.
603
00:21:51,839 --> 00:21:53,839
They'll find ya.
604
00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:06,200
(tango music)
605
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,240
(laughter)
606
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,280
Get in there!
607
00:22:14,319 --> 00:22:16,319
Ooh!
608
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,400
(door slams)
609
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,280
Mmm!
610
00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:22,279
Shhhh!
611
00:22:22,319 --> 00:22:23,639
(laughter)
612
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,840
(Christie)
Stan? Are you wearing a bra?
613
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,880
That's my bra,
for my breasts!
614
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,840
Joy? Stan?
Sorry which breasts?
615
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:30,920
Is that your arm?
616
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,040
No, that's not an arm!
617
00:22:32,079 --> 00:22:33,079
Oh, hang on!
618
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:33,599
(click)
619
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,640
Oh!
Hey!
620
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:38,840
Oh! Em...
621
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,360
Heya!
622
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,360
Sorry, this is, em...
623
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,160
this is Will...
624
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,000
Hi, how's it going!
625
00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:43,639
Christie.
626
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,920
Will. Will Dack.
You know Stan.
627
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,600
How are ya, mate?
Hiya Will!
628
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,680
So we might just kinda head on...
We were just gonna...
629
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,720
Yeah, yeah.
630
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,560
(laughs)
631
00:22:53,599 --> 00:22:55,599
I thought you were volcel?
632
00:22:56,079 --> 00:22:59,839
He's... on Aussie time, so I guess
we've already done it?
633
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:01,200
So I may as well just...
634
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,240
just go again?
635
00:23:03,279 --> 00:23:05,279
(tango music)
636
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
You guys are weird!
637
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,640
Oh! Oh! Oh!
638
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,280
Who's... who's this guy?
639
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:15,759
I just wasn't sure at what point...
640
00:23:15,799 --> 00:23:18,039
to say anything, 'cause there was so
much happening in the dark!
641
00:23:18,079 --> 00:23:20,679
Em... this is Will from the internet,
642
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:23,080
this is Trish, my best mate.
Hi. Hi, how are ya?
643
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:23,839
Nice to meet ya!
644
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,800
Oh!
645
00:23:24,839 --> 00:23:26,439
Your smile is vast!
646
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,840
Yeah.
647
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,240
Hey, look,
can we go up to your room?
648
00:23:29,279 --> 00:23:29,759
Yeah!
649
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,679
Is that OK?
650
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,720
Yeah!
651
00:23:31,759 --> 00:23:33,119
Night, Trish! Mwah!
652
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,160
Let's go!
653
00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:39,839
Oh my God, Trish, his skin is like a
waxed nectarine!
654
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,760
The light!
655
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:43,799
(door slams)
656
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,960
(sighs)
657
00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:51,319
(music)
658
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:53,359
Subtitles:
RTE 2020.
659
00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:00,039
.
43718
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof