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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,137 --> 00:00:10,000 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:10,068 --> 00:00:13,000 - [laughing] 3 00:00:13,068 --> 00:00:15,413 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 4 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:18,206 - Mary, please. This is supposed to be your show. 5 00:00:18,275 --> 00:00:22,103 - But it's so funny. 6 00:00:22,172 --> 00:00:24,965 - Fine, I'll read your part. 7 00:00:25,034 --> 00:00:26,551 [sighs] 8 00:00:26,620 --> 00:00:29,206 Secret footage was leaked today of a late night video chat 9 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:31,620 between Swellview's own Captain Man 10 00:00:31,689 --> 00:00:34,172 and Swellview's own Jeff. 11 00:00:34,241 --> 00:00:37,241 That's right, Captain Man... 12 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:39,448 [chanting] all: Captain Man! Captain Man! 13 00:00:39,517 --> 00:00:41,103 - Captain Man to the Man Cave. 14 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:42,724 Captain Man emergency. 15 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:43,965 - You're Captain Man! 16 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,103 - And you are correct. 17 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,655 - And Jeff. 18 00:00:47,724 --> 00:00:48,793 - Oh, it's Jeff! 19 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:51,137 - I'm a real criminal. 20 00:00:51,206 --> 00:00:52,413 That was my last hammer. 21 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:56,793 - Jeff! Jeff! - Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! 22 00:00:56,862 --> 00:00:57,965 - We've got the video, 23 00:00:58,034 --> 00:01:00,310 but we should warn you that it involves 24 00:01:00,379 --> 00:01:03,206 grown men wearing very tiny shorts. 25 00:01:03,275 --> 00:01:05,310 - [laughs] 26 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,586 - Oh, man. 27 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,689 What is it about eating peanut butter and jelly 28 00:01:11,758 --> 00:01:15,241 right off your fingers, straight out of the jar 29 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,931 while also playing "Fortnite" at 3:00 a.m. 30 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,482 that makes it taste so good? 31 00:01:18,551 --> 00:01:20,137 - I think it's the peanut butter 32 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,068 and the jelly 33 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:25,172 and the fingers and the jar 34 00:01:25,241 --> 00:01:26,827 and the "Fortnight." 35 00:01:26,896 --> 00:01:28,793 And I just killed you, bro! 36 00:01:28,862 --> 00:01:30,172 Yeah! - What? 37 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:32,275 Oh, come on! This game is rigged. 38 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:34,793 - Oh, now some six-year-old just killed me! 39 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,172 - [laughs] 40 00:01:37,241 --> 00:01:38,241 Yeah! 41 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,689 - Go! Go! 42 00:01:39,758 --> 00:01:41,620 - Mm-hmm. - Go! Come on! Take it! 43 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:43,172 Take it all! Go! Go! 44 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:45,379 Yeah! Yeah! 45 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:46,758 He did it. - Yeah! 46 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:47,931 - I can't believe he did it. 47 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,655 - Boom. - [laughs] 48 00:01:50,724 --> 00:01:52,137 You want me to teach you this new ClickClock dance 49 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:53,172 I learned last night? 50 00:01:53,241 --> 00:01:55,862 - Uh, yes. 51 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,482 - Yeah, you do. 52 00:01:57,551 --> 00:01:59,344 - Are you kidding me? - Pop, pop, pop, pop. 53 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:01,448 - I'm doing it. Pop, pop, pop. - No, come on, Pecs. 54 00:02:01,517 --> 00:02:02,655 You can pop better than that. 55 00:02:02,724 --> 00:02:03,896 - Don't objectify me. 56 00:02:03,965 --> 00:02:05,310 Unless it's a compliment, then that's fine. 57 00:02:05,379 --> 00:02:06,724 Come on! - You don't wanna pop it. 58 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:08,034 - It's so hard. - You know you wanna pop it. 59 00:02:08,103 --> 00:02:09,413 I can see you wanting to pop it. 60 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:10,379 - [grunting] - Back, back, 61 00:02:10,448 --> 00:02:11,586 poppin' it back, back, back. 62 00:02:11,655 --> 00:02:13,310 - [shouting] - Pop it! 63 00:02:13,379 --> 00:02:15,034 - [yells] - Pop it! 64 00:02:15,103 --> 00:02:16,517 - Ah! 65 00:02:16,586 --> 00:02:20,172 [groaning] 66 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,793 How long were we practicing that dance? 67 00:02:22,862 --> 00:02:26,517 - 90 seconds. Oh, God. 68 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:28,413 - I mean, 69 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,344 I could be a bad guy. 70 00:02:30,413 --> 00:02:33,275 - Yes. Do it. 71 00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:35,206 - I'd make a great bad guy! 72 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:36,275 - You'd be the second best criminal 73 00:02:36,344 --> 00:02:39,379 this town has ever seen. 74 00:02:39,448 --> 00:02:40,793 - Oh, yeah? Who's the best? 75 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:41,965 - You're lookin' at him. 76 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:43,931 [laughs] Yeah. 77 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 - I'll call Drex and tell him you said that. 78 00:02:46,068 --> 00:02:48,206 - No! Don't call Drex. 79 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:49,689 No, no, no, no! - Too bad. 80 00:02:49,758 --> 00:02:50,965 I'm gonna call him right now. - No, don't call him. 81 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:52,758 - Hello, Swellview Prison? - No, hang up. 82 00:02:52,827 --> 00:02:55,448 Hang up. 83 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:59,137 - Any response to that video, Jeff? 84 00:02:59,206 --> 00:03:01,965 - Only that I apologize to Drex. 85 00:03:02,034 --> 00:03:03,206 I'm sorry. 86 00:03:03,275 --> 00:03:04,862 And also, I'm single. 87 00:03:04,931 --> 00:03:06,965 And these shorts look even better in person 88 00:03:07,034 --> 00:03:07,931 than they do on video. 89 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,275 Huh? Check that out. Yeah. 90 00:03:10,344 --> 00:03:12,103 Okay, bye! 91 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:14,413 - Captain Man, any response to the fact 92 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:16,000 that you eat peanut butter and jelly 93 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:17,862 with your hands... - Gross 94 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,413 - And wear very tiny shorts in the privacy of your own home? 95 00:03:21,482 --> 00:03:23,448 - See, actually, I didn't mind that part. 96 00:03:23,517 --> 00:03:26,758 - Well, Captain Man? 97 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:31,896 - When I find out who leaked those videos, I'm gonna... 98 00:03:31,965 --> 00:03:33,724 I'm gonna... 99 00:03:33,793 --> 00:03:36,068 - What? - Yeah, what? 100 00:03:36,137 --> 00:03:37,448 - What are you gonna do? 101 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,241 - You're stuck in quarantine like the rest of us. 102 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,068 - So what are you gonna do? - What? 103 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,413 - Yeah, what? 104 00:03:42,482 --> 00:03:45,241 - Something bad! 105 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:52,620 ♪ ♪ 106 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,655 - Well... 107 00:03:54,724 --> 00:03:55,931 which one of you leaked it? 108 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,862 Hmm? - We didn't leak anything, man. 109 00:03:58,931 --> 00:03:59,965 - We already told you-- - Dude, chill out. 110 00:04:00,034 --> 00:04:01,586 [overlapping chatter] 111 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,344 - Ah, you're all lying. 112 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:05,310 - We're not lying. 113 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,241 - Yeah, man. Usually, you and Schwoz 114 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:08,689 are the ones lying to us. 115 00:04:08,758 --> 00:04:10,275 - [gasps] 116 00:04:10,344 --> 00:04:12,758 When have we ever lied to any of you? 117 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:14,448 - [scoffs] 118 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:16,620 - Where you going? - I gotta take my aunt 119 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:18,758 to the cleaners. - She' so huge 120 00:04:18,827 --> 00:04:21,862 she needs to be cleaned in a car wash. 121 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:24,137 - Who was that? - My hairdresser. 122 00:04:24,206 --> 00:04:25,310 I'm late for my appointment 123 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:26,896 at the haircut store. 124 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:29,344 What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 125 00:04:29,413 --> 00:04:30,344 - Fighting crime. 126 00:04:30,413 --> 00:04:31,586 - That's funny. 127 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,172 I thought you were at the haircut store 128 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:35,827 getting frosted tips. - Mm. 129 00:04:35,896 --> 00:04:37,275 - Okay, fine. 130 00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:40,896 - I know one of you leaked it. 131 00:04:40,965 --> 00:04:43,034 - Why would we leak embarrassing videos of you? 132 00:04:43,103 --> 00:04:45,724 - Uh, because I'm handsome and I'm strong 133 00:04:45,793 --> 00:04:47,206 and I'm hilarious, everyone loves me, 134 00:04:47,275 --> 00:04:48,758 and I'm humble 135 00:04:48,827 --> 00:04:50,275 and I'm very self-efficient. - Ray, where are you going 136 00:04:50,344 --> 00:04:51,758 with this? 137 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:53,793 - You guys leaked the video 'cause you're jealous. 138 00:04:53,862 --> 00:04:55,137 - Of what? 139 00:04:55,206 --> 00:04:57,965 - Of me! Because I'm handsome. - Oh, my God. 140 00:04:58,034 --> 00:04:59,517 - Okay. - I'm strong, I'm hilarious. 141 00:04:59,586 --> 00:05:01,310 [overlapping chatter] 142 00:05:01,379 --> 00:05:03,551 - Stop! 143 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:04,655 - Okay, all right. 144 00:05:04,724 --> 00:05:06,103 Okay, okay. We'll play your way. 145 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,758 You guys don't wanna tell me who leaked the video? 146 00:05:07,827 --> 00:05:09,586 Okay, fine. 147 00:05:09,655 --> 00:05:12,000 But I'll tell you what, 148 00:05:12,068 --> 00:05:14,482 you're all gonna pay. 149 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:15,517 All of you. 150 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:19,241 - Mm, I've got... 151 00:05:19,310 --> 00:05:25,275 58 cents. Will that cover it? 152 00:05:25,344 --> 00:05:26,551 - No. 153 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:29,793 [rock music] 10139

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