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(filmstrip whirring and clicking)
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(calm cheerful music)
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- [Susan] They're showing
the original "Omen"
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in the park on Saturday, wanna go?
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- I have to tutor Gabriel Saturday.
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- All day?
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- And I wanna look over my MIT questions.
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- Again?
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- Don't give me a hard
time, this is important.
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- Lanie, I so get it.
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But I don't want you to obsess over it
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to the point where you
miss out on life, okay?
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- Yes but they have to be perfect.
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- You don't have to be perfect.
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- If I get into MIT,
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I need to be good enough
to get a scholarship.
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- You're only young once, sweetheart.
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- [Lanie] Thus, why I should
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take advantage of this opportunity.
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- One movie isn't gonna make a difference.
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- I don't wanna spend the money on it.
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- I'm buying tickets.
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- I don't want you to
spend the money on it.
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- I can afford $12 to spend an evening
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with my daughter, honey.
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I want to.
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- But it's not important.
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- [Susan] Thank you for
my card, by the way.
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- I know you miss him.
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(Susan sighing)
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- Not much anymore, actually.
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- Really?
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- Well, you remind me of him every day.
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And he would have loved that puzzle.
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- How long did it take you to open it?
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- 20 minutes.
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(both laughing)
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- I'm glad you liked it.
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- I love you too.
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(calm cheerful music)
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I miss you already.
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- Thanks for driving me.
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- Have a good day.
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- [Lanie] Bye, Mom.
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(upbeat music)
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- Hi, Lanie, how was your weekend?
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- What?
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- Did you have a good weekend?
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- Yes, I finished my programming demo
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for the Protean Automation internship,
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rebuilt my mom's old computer
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and completed all of my homework.
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I was just going over the
notes for my trig test
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when you so rudely interrupted me to ask
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a completely mundane
and innocuous question
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that I'm now forced to reciprocate.
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- God, I was just being polite.
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- Being polite means not bothering
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someone who's clearly reading.
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- Sure, whatever, bye.
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- Did you have a good weekend?
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(calm music)
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You missed our session Thursday.
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- I know, this is to apologize.
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- Steven, you're not gonna get better
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at math if you don't practice.
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I have offered my services
and it's up to you
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to take advantage of them.
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- I will, this Thursday, promise.
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But, muffin, it's chocolate chip.
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- What could be more
important than your studies?
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This is your future.
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(teens yelling and chattering)
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Gross.
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Would you please try
and restrain yourselves?
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This isn't a cheap motel,
have some self respect.
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- PMS much?
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(calm music)
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- [Lanie] What do you know
about the 1854 cholera outbreak?
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- [Dr. G] Another of
your research projects?
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- [Lanie] Seems interesting.
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- As far as I remember,
it was the first time
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science was clearly used
to solve a medical problem.
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- That's all?
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- I don't know everything.
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How's your application coming?
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- Well, I think.
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I have a bunch of random
questions to answer
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for the honors portion,
personality stuff, you know.
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What's my most treasured possession.
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Do you think I can say my
brain, or is that weird?
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- I think that's probably
not what they're looking for.
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- Right, something like my dad's old tie.
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- Exactly.
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- My dad never wore ties,
do you think my mom did?
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Wasn't that a big thing,
power suits and stuff?
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- Why don't you help
me get ready for class
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and you can think about it some more.
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- Wait, what?
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- Sex ed today.
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- No, please, no.
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- Yes, please, yes.
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We had to fight the school board
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to allow me to teach,
so be happy about it.
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- I am, I am all for
knowledge and education
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just maybe not on this exact day.
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- Today's the day,
according to my calendar.
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You wouldn't want me to
ignore my calendar, would you?
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- No, of course not.
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Follow the calendar and the guidelines.
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But maybe--
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- Maybe what, Lanie?
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- Can I skip class today?
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- No.
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- But I'm not having sex, probably ever.
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- I don't need to know
your sexual history, Lanie.
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I need to make sure you can
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take care of yourself
when you change your mind.
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- I do.
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Condoms always, birth control too,
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get tested for STDs regularly.
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- And go to the bathroom afterwards.
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- What?
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- Urination is a proven method
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of clearing out the bacteria
that can accumulate--
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- Okay, I'll pee.
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- Good, then you're all
set for the pop quiz
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I'm giving at the end of class.
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Bananas, please.
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(upbeat music)
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(teens laughing)
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- Yes!
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Oh, sweet.
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- All right, yes, yes, yes.
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Who can tell me what we're doing today?
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- Sex.
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- Exactly, today we're going to discuss
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what happens when a
penis goes into a vagina.
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- Cool.
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- There are other sexual
orientations and methods these days
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but this will be classic sexual education.
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Intercourse is a--
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- A beautiful thing.
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- Between two consenting adults, maybe.
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It can lead to...
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(class groaning)
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- Oh god.
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- Some nasty complications
if undertaken lightly
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and while not thinking clearly.
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- She means drunk.
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- In the case of sexual
congress occurring,
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you need to take care and be aware
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of how to handle yourselves.
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- That's what she said.
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(class laughing)
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- Now, you should all have
a condom and a banana.
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Tear open the packet
and you'll want to use
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two fingers to slide it
over the tip of the banana.
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Everyone got it?
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Not quite.
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You gave yourself a pretty
big banana, try again.
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- Do robots even use condoms?
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- What is love?
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- Here, it's more like this.
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You grab it with the two
fingers and keep rolling it down
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and you're good to go.
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You know, you just,
you'll get better at it.
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You just gotta keep practicing.
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(air squeaking)
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(laughing)
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- Seriously, does senior year
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make everyone turn into rabbits?
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- Hey, we're just saying good morning.
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- Good morning.
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- Whatever.
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- You know, maybe I should tutor you.
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- I have a perfect GPA and tutor
seven students besides you.
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I think I'm fine.
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- On friendship, you
could use a little help.
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- I don't need friends.
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- What am I, chopped liver?
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- Oh, not to me.
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(Lanie groaning)
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- Hi, excuse me, can you tell me
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where the principal's office is?
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- What did you do?
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- Move here?
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I just gotta pick up my class schedule.
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- Down the hall, take a right,
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one more left, two rights, on the right.
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- Uh, thank you.
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- Thus, while he is mostly remembered
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for the theory which bears his name,
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Pythagoras can actually be claimed
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as the father of both modern
philosophy and mathematics.
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We owe him a great deal.
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- Thank you, Miss Burroughs.
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Class, anyone wanna go next?
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- I didn't know it was possible
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to make English more
boring than it already is.
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(giggling)
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- Joey?
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You seem very eager to talk.
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Presentation, please?
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- Oh, um, it's...
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- Can you even make full sentences?
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- I can make out.
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- That's not a relevant comment.
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- I saw you watching us out there.
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- Joey?
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Are you ready for your presentation today?
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(Joey groaning)
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- My dog ate it.
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- Your dog ate your presentation?
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- No, ate it.
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He's dead.
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(class giggling)
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I'm just so heartbroken, I
can't focus on my schoolwork.
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I think I need an emotional day.
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(sobbing)
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Little fella got into the chocolate cake
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and he ate too much.
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I know, I know we've all had
it happen but it was like,
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he went too far, you know.
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I just miss him so much.
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- Anyone else ready to go?
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Thank you, Jordan.
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(giggling)
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- John Snow.
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No, not that Jon Snow, Doctor John Snow
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is considered to be the
first modern epidemiologist.
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(upbeat romantic music)
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♪ Are we alone ♪
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♪ Do I really have the power ♪
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♪ To not be on my own ♪
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♪ Do I wanna be out here alone ♪
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(bell ringing)
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♪ Here in my past I had enough sad songs ♪
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♪ Life is tough ♪
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♪ No one worth loving, loving ♪
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♪ Another crowded night tell
me have I got it right ♪
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♪ I feel like loving, loving ♪
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♪ Love feels like everywhere I go ♪
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♪ I drink it up gonna party all night ♪
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♪ Gonna think that we're alone ♪
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♪ We're just hiding in plain sight ♪
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♪ I'll be here alone ♪
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♪ We're here alone ♪
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♪ Are we here alone ♪
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♪ We're here alone ♪
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♪ Come to my life ♪
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♪ If I'm shining will you see the light ♪
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♪ In a sepia ♪
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(door slamming)
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(calm music)
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(gate squeaking)
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- How was school?
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- Fine.
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Really, it was fine.
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History, fine, math test, fine.
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Biology was all sex ed today, gross.
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- Sex isn't gross.
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- The pictures we saw were.
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- Scare tactics.
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Lanie.
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When a man and a woman, or whoever,
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are attracted to--
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- Mom, I, I, Mom, I got the picture.
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Plenty of detail, trust me.
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- Sex is a basic human need.
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00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,033
Look it up.
272
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:04,866
- Is it really?
273
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,150
- Definitely, yes.
274
00:13:10,881 --> 00:13:13,464
(plucky music)
275
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,260
(keyboard clacking)
276
00:13:41,156 --> 00:13:42,404
(phone ringing)
277
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:46,070
(phone vibrating)
278
00:13:46,070 --> 00:13:47,260
- Hello?
279
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:51,341
- Hi, Steven, it's Lanie
Burroughs from school.
280
00:13:51,341 --> 00:13:53,630
- What can I do for
you, Lanie from school?
281
00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:54,990
- Were you serious about tutoring me?
282
00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:58,170
- No, that was another
stellar example of my humor.
283
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,017
- Right, good one, okay, that's all.
284
00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,670
- Lanie, I'm teasing.
285
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:05,885
But, if you'd let me tutor
you, you would know this.
286
00:14:05,885 --> 00:14:07,870
- So you would tutor me?
287
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:10,121
- In friendship?
288
00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:12,704
(plucky music)
289
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,110
Is there somewhere for me to sit?
290
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,220
- I can get you a chair.
291
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,860
- Rule number one, always
offer a place to sit
292
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,000
and a refreshment.
293
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,140
- Are you thirsty?
294
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:30,973
Do you want water, juice, milk?
295
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,930
- No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
296
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,680
I'm just saying it's nice to offer.
297
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,513
- Understood.
298
00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:40,881
- What are you doing?
299
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:41,714
- Taking notes.
300
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:42,710
- Why?
301
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:44,430
- Well how else am I gonna learn?
302
00:14:44,430 --> 00:14:45,940
Or keep track of my progress?
303
00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,763
- What exactly are your goals here?
304
00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:52,890
Are you okay?
305
00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:53,723
- So...
306
00:14:58,525 --> 00:14:59,750
You know Jordan Wiser?
307
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,583
- Yeah.
308
00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,956
- I wanted to sleep with him
but didn't know what to do.
309
00:15:03,956 --> 00:15:05,141
- Oh my god.
310
00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:06,140
- Could you help me?
311
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,530
- Friendship and sex are
very different, Lanie.
312
00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:10,900
What the hell, you hated
watching me and Philip make out
313
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,650
and now you're into it?
314
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,902
- I've been doing some research.
315
00:15:13,902 --> 00:15:14,735
- Oh god.
316
00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:16,620
- And it turns out that sex
is actually a biological need,
317
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:19,020
like, the hierarchy at needs
has it at the very bottom
318
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,550
so if I wanna become creative or moral
319
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:25,078
or problem-solving then
I have to do it, right?
320
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:26,030
- That thing's really old.
321
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:27,723
- 1954 is not that old.
322
00:15:27,723 --> 00:15:29,670
- It's older than my dad.
323
00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:32,950
- Steven, I am the smartest
person in our class.
324
00:15:32,950 --> 00:15:35,010
If this was a dumb idea,
would I be doing it?
325
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,930
- I don't even know how to answer that.
326
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,171
- I have a perfect GPA.
327
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,004
- I know.
328
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:39,837
- And I'm on my way to MIT,
329
00:15:39,837 --> 00:15:41,640
I just need to do this
one tiny little thing,
330
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,970
becoming a fully rounded person,
331
00:15:42,970 --> 00:15:45,320
completing my moral growth,
and moving up the pyramid.
332
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,120
- Just don't call it a tiny little thing.
333
00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:48,953
- What?
334
00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:50,290
- Jordan wouldn't like that.
335
00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,910
- You're referring to his penis.
336
00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,826
- I can't believe I agreed to this.
337
00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:56,020
- You haven't yet.
338
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:57,470
Did I mention I'm paying you?
339
00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:03,080
(plucky music)
340
00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:07,145
(Steven sighing)
341
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,833
- Oh god.
342
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,080
Have you ever thought about
wearing nicer clothes?
343
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,780
- What's wrong with these clothes?
344
00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:22,650
- Have you heard of Target?
345
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,493
- I dress for comfort.
346
00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:27,510
(Steven groaning)
347
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,170
- What about makeup?
348
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:31,490
- Girls who wear makeup are so--
349
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,670
- What?
350
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:36,630
Strong, confident, ready to
take on the world in heels?
351
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:39,520
Putting on makeup is hard
work, Lanie, trust me.
352
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,673
- You put on makeup?
353
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,963
- Eyeliner is the devil incarnate.
354
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:46,680
- Fine.
355
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,420
- Good, and get your mom
to help with the makeup.
356
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:51,400
- Why can't you do it?
357
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,160
- I'm gay, I'm not Sephora.
358
00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:55,500
And for the record, looking
nice for someone you like
359
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,313
is not stupid, it means you care.
360
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:01,880
Can I ask a question?
361
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,580
Of course, I encourage verbal
engagement and feedback.
362
00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:07,730
- If you wanna just have sex with someone,
363
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:09,620
why not ask somebody on the football team?
364
00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:10,830
- Do you think that would work?
365
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,060
- I don't know.
366
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:12,990
- What would I say?
367
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,790
- No matter who you ask, you
better go on a date first.
368
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,050
Or actually, three.
369
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,050
- Why three?
370
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,830
- The third date is when
it's most acceptable
371
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:23,970
to sleep with someone.
372
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:26,199
- My mom slept with my
dad on their first date.
373
00:17:26,199 --> 00:17:27,416
- [Steven] Outlier.
374
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,550
- How do you know this?
375
00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:31,100
- The same way that I
know that the only people
376
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:36,100
who wear these shoes are
65-year-old men on vacation: life.
377
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:39,070
- Can I ask Jordan out?
378
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:40,058
- Why not?
379
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,400
It's the 21st century, be a nasty woman.
380
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,173
And wear these, they're the
best things in your closet.
381
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:50,690
You could probably just
burn the rest of it.
382
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:51,803
Start from scratch.
383
00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:56,484
(upbeat music)
384
00:18:02,786 --> 00:18:05,619
(Steven laughing)
385
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:10,770
Aren't you cold?
386
00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,370
- Do I look bad?
387
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:14,070
- No, I'm teasing.
388
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,433
Not bad, just different.
389
00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:20,133
- Hi, Jordan.
390
00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:24,143
- Hey, Steven.
391
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,340
- If you were looking for
the opportune moment...
392
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,620
- We could get food!
393
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,823
- He's gone, he's gone.
394
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,037
- But that's what I could say, right?
395
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:42,140
- "How are you doing"
might be a nicer start,
396
00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:44,330
just ease your way into it.
397
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,610
- Understood.
398
00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:48,220
- You might wanna start with a movie.
399
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:49,720
There's less pressure to talk.
400
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,750
- "Would you like to
accompany me to the cinema?"
401
00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:55,603
- Not so proper.
402
00:18:56,897 --> 00:18:58,707
- "Wanna see a movie?"
403
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,207
- Just be you, Lanie.
404
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,400
- "Wanna go to a movie?"
405
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,523
- No, maybe don't be you.
406
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:16,040
- A single cell splits by
tearing off a piece of itself,
407
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,870
thus creating a new cell.
408
00:19:18,870 --> 00:19:22,950
One cell division is
equivalent to reproduction.
409
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,226
An entirely new organism is created.
410
00:19:25,226 --> 00:19:27,809
(bell ringing)
411
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:32,749
Lanie.
412
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,500
I called Lisa last night
about your application.
413
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,360
- Thank you so much.
414
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,410
- Absolutely, I told
her to keep an eye out,
415
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,120
that she'd be lucky to have you.
416
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,220
That you're a straight-A student.
417
00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:44,053
- Thanks.
418
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,800
- Don't make me write you up
for a dress code violation.
419
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,293
- Thanks.
420
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,510
- Bring it back tomorrow.
421
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,010
- Okay.
422
00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:56,843
- [Philip] It doesn't look bad.
423
00:19:56,843 --> 00:19:57,676
- [Steven] No, it does.
424
00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:58,509
- [Lanie] Yeah, no, Dr. G gave it to me.
425
00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,813
- She looks like a pillow.
426
00:20:00,931 --> 00:20:01,920
- But a sweet, cute pillow.
427
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,877
- You look like a--
428
00:20:02,877 --> 00:20:04,293
- You can pull it off, you
don't look so terrible.
429
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:06,460
He's just helping, trying.
430
00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:08,338
- Oh!
431
00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:14,392
Are you okay?
432
00:20:14,392 --> 00:20:15,225
I'm sorry.
433
00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:16,500
- Hey, it's okay, I'm good, are you okay?
434
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,010
- Yeah, yeah, you're good.
435
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,960
I'm fine, I'm totally fine, are you fine?
436
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,244
I didn't hurt you, right?
- I'm okay.
437
00:20:21,244 --> 00:20:22,130
No, I'm okay, I'm good.
438
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:23,880
- Yeah, yeah, you're good, so good.
439
00:20:27,570 --> 00:20:28,670
- You look nice today.
440
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,100
- That was your opportune moment.
441
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,720
- Did you get that from every movie ever?
442
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,800
- It always works.
443
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,410
- It made me forget about the movie thing.
444
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,840
- This is gonna be harder than I thought.
445
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:51,710
- No, I got this, I totally got this.
446
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,990
Did Rose freak out when
she met The Doctor?
447
00:20:53,990 --> 00:20:57,727
No, she knew what she had to do, she ran.
448
00:20:57,727 --> 00:20:58,560
- I don't know what you're talking about
449
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,760
but you can't run from your problems.
450
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,240
- No, running is the
best course of action.
451
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,173
- Oh my god, not in heels.
452
00:21:07,054 --> 00:21:07,887
- Lanie.
453
00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,280
- Jordan.
454
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:10,380
Do you wanna see a movie?
455
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:11,460
- Like, now?
456
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,550
- No, in the future.
457
00:21:12,550 --> 00:21:15,207
At a chosen specific
time and place, with me.
458
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,690
- Are you asking me out?
459
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:17,570
- Yes.
460
00:21:17,570 --> 00:21:18,730
- Okay.
461
00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,091
- Is that a yes?
462
00:21:20,091 --> 00:21:22,010
- Yes, an affirmative.
463
00:21:22,010 --> 00:21:24,547
- I knew I liked you.
464
00:21:24,547 --> 00:21:25,433
- You like me?
465
00:21:27,106 --> 00:21:28,993
- Do people go on dates
with people they don't like?
466
00:21:30,450 --> 00:21:31,890
- I don't know.
467
00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,010
- If they do, that's really dumb
468
00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:35,550
and completely antithetical
to the point of dating.
469
00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:37,160
- Yeah, I guess.
470
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,650
- But you'll come?
471
00:21:38,650 --> 00:21:39,880
- Yeah, I'll come.
472
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,900
Name the future time and place.
473
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,012
- Tomorrow night at the mall?
474
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,163
- Sounds good.
475
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,213
- Okay.
- Yeah.
476
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:52,230
- Bye.
477
00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,650
- Bye.
478
00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:55,760
Oh, what time?
479
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:56,593
- 8 p.m.
480
00:21:57,708 --> 00:21:58,541
- Okay.
481
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:03,320
- Don't talk to me.
482
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,370
- I did it.
483
00:22:04,370 --> 00:22:06,740
- I can't believe that just worked.
484
00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:09,920
- Me either, oh my god, I'm so excited.
485
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,800
I feel like I'm tingly all
over, I think I might pass out.
486
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,530
Is this what being turned on feels like?
487
00:22:14,530 --> 00:22:17,123
- Whoa, okay, let's
get you ready, come on.
488
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,293
Literally.
489
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:29,480
- Literally, not literally,
figuratively, hyperbole.
490
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,730
- Bae.
491
00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:33,130
- Before anyone else.
492
00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:34,323
- Use it in a sentence.
493
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,320
- Philip is your bae.
494
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:38,363
- Yes, good.
495
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,040
- Low-key.
496
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:45,470
- Low-key probably
evolved out of down low,
497
00:22:45,470 --> 00:22:47,870
keep it down, it's saying
something secretive
498
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:49,780
that you don't want
everyone to know about.
499
00:22:49,780 --> 00:22:51,357
- Right.
500
00:22:51,357 --> 00:22:52,780
YOLO.
501
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:56,580
- YOLO, you only live once, so just do it.
502
00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:59,610
- Yeah, this one's a little outdated.
503
00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:00,600
- What do people say?
504
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,660
- SYTL, say yes to life.
505
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:08,140
- SYTL, say yes to life,
SYTL, say yes to life,
506
00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:11,103
SYTL, say yes to life, got it.
507
00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,830
- Three conversation starters.
508
00:23:13,830 --> 00:23:15,290
- Where are you going to college,
509
00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:16,742
what's your favorite class this year,
510
00:23:16,742 --> 00:23:19,230
where do you see yourself in five years?
511
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:22,490
- Yeah, good, also something normal like,
512
00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:24,210
what's your favorite TV show?
513
00:23:24,210 --> 00:23:25,610
- What if he says something I don't watch?
514
00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,300
- Then you say, "cool!"
515
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,450
and as him about the plot.
516
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,540
It shows that you're interested.
517
00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,720
- Okay, that's good, interested is good.
518
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:37,220
- All right, last one,
Jordan's best friends.
519
00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:40,054
- Andrew and Lucy, been
friends since second grade.
520
00:23:40,054 --> 00:23:41,810
- I think you're ready.
521
00:23:41,810 --> 00:23:43,260
- I think I'm gonna throw up.
522
00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:47,050
- Stop twitching.
523
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:50,980
- I'm sorry, you're basically
poking me in the eye.
524
00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,130
- That's how eyeliner works.
525
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:55,710
- This is the devil incarnate.
526
00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:57,870
- This is my job, honey.
527
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,551
- You're a hairdresser,
not an ophthalmologist.
528
00:24:00,551 --> 00:24:04,210
(Susan laughing)
529
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,743
- Okay, I have a question.
530
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:08,890
- Okay.
531
00:24:08,890 --> 00:24:11,313
- I found box of condoms under your bed.
532
00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:17,090
- Said as worded or expressed
so as to elicit information,
533
00:24:17,090 --> 00:24:19,730
I guess I'll let that
qualify as a question.
534
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:21,130
- Do you know how to use them?
535
00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,614
- It's a first date, Mom.
536
00:24:22,614 --> 00:24:23,700
- You're the product of a first date.
537
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,027
- I know.
538
00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:27,060
- And you taking this long to answer
539
00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:28,893
isn't making me feel any better.
540
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:33,232
- Yes, I know how to do it
541
00:24:33,232 --> 00:24:36,850
but I'm also not gonna do it.
542
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:41,423
- Sweetheart, you're 18 and
this is your first real date.
543
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,250
Get ready for your body to do
544
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,363
all sorts of things you didn't know about.
545
00:24:48,750 --> 00:24:50,640
- Can we finish in silence, please?
546
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,869
- I just want you to have fun.
547
00:24:53,869 --> 00:24:54,940
(Lanie clearing throat)
548
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:55,773
And be safe.
549
00:24:57,530 --> 00:25:00,083
And I made an appointment with Dr. Blake.
550
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:02,470
- Why?
551
00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:04,343
- She's a great OBGYN.
552
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,650
Birth control?
553
00:25:07,650 --> 00:25:08,483
- Silence.
554
00:25:13,923 --> 00:25:16,390
(crickets chirping)
555
00:25:16,390 --> 00:25:19,140
(cheerful music)
556
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,093
- [Jordan] Hey.
557
00:25:24,093 --> 00:25:25,231
- [Lanie] Hey.
558
00:25:25,231 --> 00:25:26,120
- [Jordan] You look good.
559
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,030
- [Lanie] Thanks.
560
00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:28,493
- [Jordan] So, what do you wanna see?
561
00:25:30,310 --> 00:25:31,513
- Something with robots?
562
00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:36,443
Would you like a refreshment?
563
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,150
- Yeah, let's get some popcorn.
564
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,323
- So, where are you applying?
565
00:25:50,650 --> 00:25:52,170
- I'm not.
566
00:25:52,170 --> 00:25:53,003
- Oh.
567
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,260
- I'm gonna go on a
cross-country motorcycle trip
568
00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:57,990
with my older brother.
569
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:58,823
- Cool.
570
00:25:58,823 --> 00:25:59,656
- Yeah.
571
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:07,190
- How are Andrew and Lucy?
572
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,920
- They're good, they're fine, yeah.
573
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,963
- Good, it's nice to have friends.
574
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,103
- Yeah, it is.
575
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,163
So why did you ask me out?
576
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:20,430
Because, you know, girls don't usually
577
00:26:20,430 --> 00:26:21,890
do that sort of thing, so--
578
00:26:21,890 --> 00:26:22,850
- Right.
579
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:27,133
I just figured I'd give it a shot.
580
00:26:28,469 --> 00:26:30,163
YOLO, right?
581
00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:34,083
- Sure, yeah, YOLO.
582
00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:38,130
So you listen to Drake?
583
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:38,993
- What, who?
584
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:41,890
- YOLO.
585
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:47,540
- Do you know what you want?
586
00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:53,120
- Yeah, can I get a popcorn
and a root beer please?
587
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:54,600
- Same for me.
588
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,340
- Sure.
589
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:59,953
- I like root beer a lot,
it's a very underrated soda.
590
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:02,963
- So is lemonade.
591
00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:07,933
- $18.64, please.
592
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:12,620
- No, you got the tickets, I'll get this.
593
00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:16,460
- I don't think you know how
this whole date thing works.
594
00:27:16,460 --> 00:27:18,680
- The guy always has to pay?
595
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,830
- Well, yeah, usually.
596
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,230
- Yeah, but I asked you out.
597
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,630
- Is this like a trick to...
598
00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:29,090
- No, this is the 21st century.
599
00:27:32,927 --> 00:27:34,560
(gum popping)
600
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:38,400
- Okay, yeah, I like it.
601
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,840
- Cool.
602
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,673
- Great.
603
00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:45,910
Here you are, enjoy your movie.
604
00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:46,743
- Thanks.
605
00:27:46,743 --> 00:27:47,576
- Thank you.
606
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,493
- Yeah, here.
607
00:27:53,303 --> 00:27:55,970
(slurping soda)
608
00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:58,750
- You know, you're gonna
have to use the restroom
609
00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:00,650
if you keep chugging that whole thing.
610
00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:03,463
- Yeah.
611
00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:05,693
Good point.
612
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,358
Oh, I can't wait to see this.
613
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:12,608
- Yeah, me too.
614
00:28:15,658 --> 00:28:17,241
- It looks so good.
615
00:28:18,540 --> 00:28:19,373
- Yeah.
616
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:24,477
- You don't like horror movies?
617
00:28:24,477 --> 00:28:26,601
- It's not that I...
618
00:28:26,601 --> 00:28:30,873
They're just scary.
619
00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:37,603
- It's over.
620
00:28:41,499 --> 00:28:42,332
- Okay.
621
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:54,875
(cheerful music)
622
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,530
- Now I'll rescue someone
in a burning building
623
00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:04,879
in the rain so it looks truly epic.
624
00:29:04,879 --> 00:29:05,921
- Truly epic.
625
00:29:05,921 --> 00:29:08,020
(laughing)
626
00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:09,277
No, that's what guys do, though.
627
00:29:09,277 --> 00:29:12,910
We just wander around the city
looking for burning buildings
628
00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:14,151
just to rescue girls.
629
00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:15,190
(laughing)
630
00:29:15,190 --> 00:29:16,090
- Really?
631
00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:20,200
- Yeah, the easiest way to get a kiss.
632
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,460
- Well, you know, secretly
all girls wanna be
633
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,980
rescued and carried out
of burning buildings.
634
00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:25,820
- Oh, they do?
635
00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:28,100
- Yeah, we definitely prefer
it to burning to death.
636
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,176
- Oh, that's true.
637
00:29:29,176 --> 00:29:32,268
(laughing)
638
00:29:32,268 --> 00:29:34,520
- You know, I'm having
a lot of fun right now.
639
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:35,433
- Me too.
640
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,650
I should go the root beer's getting to me.
641
00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:47,603
- Hey, um.
642
00:29:54,352 --> 00:29:57,470
(Lanie laughing)
643
00:29:57,470 --> 00:29:58,303
- Ouch.
644
00:29:58,303 --> 00:30:02,670
- I'm sorry, I'm just nervous.
645
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,893
- You're fine, you're doing okay, okay?
646
00:30:16,104 --> 00:30:18,854
(Lanie laughing)
647
00:30:38,443 --> 00:30:39,320
- I'm gonna go.
648
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,153
- Yeah.
649
00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:43,870
- But I'll see you at school?
650
00:30:43,870 --> 00:30:44,720
- For sure, yeah.
651
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:47,153
- Sounds good.
652
00:30:49,110 --> 00:30:51,000
Have a good night.
653
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:51,833
- You too.
654
00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:02,520
- I can't do this, I laughed in his face.
655
00:31:02,669 --> 00:31:05,728
I'm not a normal person,
that's not what you do.
656
00:31:05,728 --> 00:31:07,163
- I bet he thought it was cute.
657
00:31:07,163 --> 00:31:08,853
- I bet he thinks I hated it.
658
00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:12,723
Or that he was a bad
kisser, which is not true.
659
00:31:13,801 --> 00:31:15,260
I don't think.
660
00:31:15,260 --> 00:31:18,500
- Well, you could ask someone
else out, compare kisses.
661
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:20,873
Make it a scientific exploration.
662
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,190
- Well, for that to work we need
663
00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:27,840
some sort of control
group, like a baseline.
664
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,790
Who's the best kisser that we know?
665
00:31:29,790 --> 00:31:31,050
No, they have to be average.
666
00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:32,980
Average kisser, is that a thing?
667
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:34,580
- Wow, I was joking.
668
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:35,983
- Could work, though.
669
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,810
Just science the shit out
of it, round up like 20 guys
670
00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:40,980
and I could make out with each of them.
671
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,590
Now only would I get better at technique,
672
00:31:42,590 --> 00:31:43,610
we could compare notes.
673
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,500
- You wanna make out with 20 guys?
674
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,900
- Well, how else do you
gt better at this stuff?
675
00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:49,540
- You take it slow and
practice with those who matter.
676
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:50,373
- Philip?
677
00:31:50,373 --> 00:31:51,206
- Exactly.
678
00:31:51,206 --> 00:31:52,620
If Jordan is your Philip, he won't mind
679
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:54,050
if you make a few mistakes.
680
00:31:54,050 --> 00:31:55,903
- I don't make mistakes.
681
00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:59,603
- Sometimes in life, you have to.
682
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,280
- What are you doing?
683
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:04,114
Oh my god, what?
684
00:32:04,114 --> 00:32:04,947
(Lanie groaning)
685
00:32:04,947 --> 00:32:06,820
- You have to make, stop,
let things be messy.
686
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:08,150
Make mistakes, Lanie.
687
00:32:08,150 --> 00:32:09,710
- You're making a mess, Steven.
688
00:32:09,710 --> 00:32:11,113
Stop it, this is crazy.
689
00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:14,222
No, those are, I need--
690
00:32:14,222 --> 00:32:15,163
- Leave it, Lanie.
691
00:32:15,163 --> 00:32:16,222
- No these are all the things--
692
00:32:16,222 --> 00:32:17,529
- Let things be what they are.
693
00:32:17,529 --> 00:32:20,347
- No, no, oh my god that's
gross, those are dirty.
694
00:32:20,347 --> 00:32:23,210
- Yeah, and they're hideous too.
695
00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,330
Look, sometimes life is messy.
696
00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:27,740
So you laughed in a boy's face, so what?
697
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:28,697
- So--
698
00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:29,530
(knocking on door)
699
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:30,760
Come in.
700
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,873
- Everything okay?
701
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:37,740
- Just backing up my point
with evidence, Miss Burroughs.
702
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:41,958
- Steven, how nice to see you, may I?
703
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,970
(Susan laughing)
704
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:46,300
Lanie didn't tell me you were coming over.
705
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:47,350
I would have made hot chocolate.
706
00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:48,756
- Oh, that's alright.
707
00:32:48,756 --> 00:32:49,589
(Susan sighing)
708
00:32:49,589 --> 00:32:51,934
It's be so long, how are you?
709
00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:52,767
- I'm good.
710
00:32:52,767 --> 00:32:55,180
- He's great, Mom, super, awesomely great
711
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:57,480
but we're in the middle
of a tutoring session.
712
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,493
- Oh, gotcha.
713
00:33:01,514 --> 00:33:03,220
Come for dinner sometime, yeah?
714
00:33:03,220 --> 00:33:04,343
- Sure thing Miss B.
715
00:33:05,390 --> 00:33:08,010
- And Lanie, door open, remember?
716
00:33:08,010 --> 00:33:08,843
- Mm-hmm.
717
00:33:15,230 --> 00:33:16,770
- Door open?
718
00:33:16,770 --> 00:33:19,580
- No boys in here with the
door closed, house rules.
719
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:22,080
- Really, I thought your
mom was cooler than that.
720
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,120
- She is, hormonal teenage boys aren't.
721
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:25,953
- But I'm okay?
722
00:33:25,953 --> 00:33:27,480
- You're gay, I think I'm safe.
723
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:28,313
- Fair.
724
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:32,020
- You were making a point?
725
00:33:32,020 --> 00:33:33,658
- I think I made it.
726
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:36,241
(plucky music)
727
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,680
- As you can see, it's time
we perform a little surgery.
728
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:51,130
You and your partner will
dissect and classify the frog
729
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:53,843
and fill in the worksheet
before the end of class.
730
00:33:55,532 --> 00:33:56,365
- Got it, cool.
731
00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:57,198
- Yep.
732
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:01,590
I can call out the parts if
you wanna write them down.
733
00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:04,400
- I think we're supposed
to take turns, right?
734
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,233
- Sure.
735
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:11,313
- Okay, do it, do it, do it.
736
00:34:11,313 --> 00:34:12,160
- Okay, just hold it down.
737
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:12,993
- I've got it.
738
00:34:12,993 --> 00:34:14,118
- Hold it down.
739
00:34:14,118 --> 00:34:14,951
- I got him.
740
00:34:14,951 --> 00:34:15,784
- Is this where the testes are?
741
00:34:15,784 --> 00:34:16,617
- No.
742
00:34:16,617 --> 00:34:19,380
(gagging and retching dramatically)
743
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:21,042
- Let me.
744
00:34:21,042 --> 00:34:23,292
(retching)
745
00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:28,280
- Sex is female.
746
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,113
- Sex is male.
747
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,000
- Nah, see the ovaries right there?
748
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,050
Definitely female.
749
00:34:34,050 --> 00:34:35,630
- No, see the testes?
750
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:36,900
Male.
751
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:40,090
- No, maybe they're something
else, but definitely female.
752
00:34:40,090 --> 00:34:41,980
- Maybe those are something else.
753
00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:44,280
I have a perfect GPA, trust me.
754
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,730
- My parents are doctors, trust me.
755
00:34:46,730 --> 00:34:48,020
- What seems to be the issue?
756
00:34:48,020 --> 00:34:49,840
- Dr. G, the frog is male, correct?
757
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,660
- No, I think it's female.
758
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:52,493
- Hmm.
759
00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:57,450
Well, you're both right.
760
00:34:57,450 --> 00:35:00,313
It's a hermaphrodite frog, carry on.
761
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,223
- Shall we?
762
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,414
That's with an F, right, hermaphrodite?
763
00:35:07,414 --> 00:35:09,303
- P-H.
764
00:35:09,303 --> 00:35:12,902
- Hi, so, I almost vomited
seven times in class today.
765
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,296
Could I have a look at your notes later?
766
00:35:14,296 --> 00:35:15,380
- Yeah, of course.
767
00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,200
- Okay, thank you.
768
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,423
Oh, say yes to life.
769
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,890
- Jordan, hey.
770
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,132
- Hey.
771
00:35:24,132 --> 00:35:25,553
- How are you?
772
00:35:26,700 --> 00:35:29,590
- I'm a little bit nauseous
right now but I'm okay.
773
00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:31,710
- Yeah, gross, right?
774
00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:32,543
- Totally.
775
00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:36,150
- I had a really good time at the movies.
776
00:35:36,150 --> 00:35:38,494
The kiss was good, it was great, it was--
777
00:35:38,494 --> 00:35:39,844
- It was good, it was good.
778
00:35:42,648 --> 00:35:45,896
- What are you up to this weekend?
779
00:35:45,896 --> 00:35:49,900
- It's homecoming, are you gonna go?
780
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:50,733
- To the game?
781
00:35:51,770 --> 00:35:52,603
- Yeah.
782
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,380
- I don't know, I've never
been to a football game.
783
00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,040
- Well then, you should go,
you know, we're seniors.
784
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,890
Scratch it off your list.
785
00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:03,520
- Yeah, okay.
786
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,860
- YOLO, right?
787
00:36:05,860 --> 00:36:06,730
- Or SYTL.
788
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,390
- What?
789
00:36:12,390 --> 00:36:13,783
- Say yes to life.
790
00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:18,323
- You're funny.
791
00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:21,170
I like that.
792
00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:22,760
- Thanks.
793
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,210
- So I'll pick you up Friday?
794
00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:26,550
- Yeah, okay, cool.
795
00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:28,540
- Do you mind if I pick you up?
796
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:29,523
- No, that sounds great.
797
00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:31,223
- All right, cool.
798
00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:34,303
Say yes to life.
799
00:36:37,902 --> 00:36:40,515
(exhaling deeply)
800
00:36:40,515 --> 00:36:43,432
(drumline playing)
801
00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:49,870
- Those things not good
enough to get you on the team?
802
00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:53,550
- I have a knee injury,
which you would know
803
00:36:53,550 --> 00:36:56,100
if you had been to more
than one game this season.
804
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:58,173
- Yeah, I'm sure that's what they all say.
805
00:36:59,473 --> 00:37:00,306
- Jesus.
806
00:37:02,140 --> 00:37:06,310
Shut up, penis wrinkle.
807
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:07,143
- [Jordan] Oh.
808
00:37:07,143 --> 00:37:07,976
- Hi.
809
00:37:09,502 --> 00:37:10,645
- I got you a water bottle.
810
00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:11,645
- Thank you.
811
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:14,393
- So how do you like it?
812
00:37:14,393 --> 00:37:15,890
The high school football game.
813
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:17,863
- It's great.
814
00:37:21,355 --> 00:37:23,020
I hope we line up in
the slot a lot tonight
815
00:37:23,020 --> 00:37:25,110
but if they start putting much
pressure on the quarterback
816
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:27,730
hopefully we can get out of
the pocket and avoid the sack.
817
00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:29,690
Of course, we do have
our special teams defense
818
00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:31,010
and they should be able to off any returns
819
00:37:31,010 --> 00:37:32,260
for touchdowns tonight and hopefully
820
00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:34,520
their secondary isn't very
good so if we throw downfield
821
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,130
we have the chance for the long play.
822
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:37,963
- Whoa.
823
00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:40,757
That is a lot of hopes.
824
00:37:40,757 --> 00:37:42,520
(both laughing)
825
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,953
- I like to be informed.
826
00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:48,268
You've never played football?
827
00:37:48,268 --> 00:37:49,101
(distant marching band playing)
828
00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:49,934
- Nope.
829
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,010
- Me either.
830
00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:54,711
- I did do gymnastics though.
831
00:37:54,711 --> 00:37:55,544
- Yeah?
832
00:37:55,544 --> 00:37:57,369
- Yeah, when I was like, eight.
833
00:37:57,369 --> 00:37:58,519
I was pretty good, too.
834
00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,251
- This I've gotta see.
835
00:38:01,251 --> 00:38:02,618
- No, you don't gotta see, actually, no.
836
00:38:02,618 --> 00:38:03,610
- Yeah I do, yep.
837
00:38:03,610 --> 00:38:07,080
- Look, thankfully smartphones
weren't a thing back then
838
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,670
so I've burned all the
photos, there's nothing left.
839
00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:12,170
- Really?
840
00:38:12,170 --> 00:38:13,003
- I don't know, actually.
841
00:38:13,003 --> 00:38:15,603
My mom probably still has them
somewhere left in a basement.
842
00:38:21,488 --> 00:38:24,730
- My mom has pictures of me
with food all over my face.
843
00:38:24,730 --> 00:38:26,600
- That doesn't sound as bad.
844
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,500
- I just refused to use a knife
and fork until I was five.
845
00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:33,503
- That makes sense, you'd fit right in.
846
00:38:37,550 --> 00:38:40,290
- I guess I just figured it
was easier to use my hands
847
00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,330
than to use some foreign metal objects.
848
00:38:42,330 --> 00:38:43,163
- Exactly.
849
00:38:46,162 --> 00:38:49,180
You know, I can still do a cartwheel.
850
00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:50,013
- So can I.
851
00:38:51,950 --> 00:38:52,930
- No way.
852
00:38:52,930 --> 00:38:54,313
- Yes way, PE.
853
00:38:55,970 --> 00:38:57,343
- Okay, prove it then.
854
00:38:58,460 --> 00:38:59,570
- You prove it.
855
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:00,670
- You first.
856
00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:02,040
- I just ate.
857
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,873
- So did I.
858
00:39:06,756 --> 00:39:07,960
(Lanie laughing)
859
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,710
- [Jordan] You ready?
860
00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:14,778
- [Both] One, two, three.
861
00:39:14,778 --> 00:39:17,682
(both laughing)
862
00:39:17,682 --> 00:39:21,065
- [Jordan] Oh, nice.
863
00:39:21,065 --> 00:39:22,827
- [Lanie] That was still pretty good.
864
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:25,993
- No, that was, yeah, that was fantastic.
865
00:39:27,910 --> 00:39:29,343
- Thanks, oh my gosh.
866
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,600
- Hey, Lanie, you know Gatorade
is a great post-sex drink?
867
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,880
You gotta rehydrate after all that work.
868
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,380
Hmm?
869
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,273
- No thanks.
870
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,060
- Suit yourself.
871
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:46,173
Rip it up, okay buddy?
872
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,280
(crowd chanting and cheering)
873
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,223
- The game's starting.
874
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:54,173
- Yeah.
875
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,363
Hey, do you wanna get hamburgers tomorrow?
876
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,685
No metal utensils involved, so...
877
00:40:04,685 --> 00:40:07,352
(both laughing)
878
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:10,800
- Yeah, that sounds fun.
879
00:40:14,422 --> 00:40:15,589
- Don't laugh.
880
00:40:17,662 --> 00:40:20,412
(crowd cheering)
881
00:40:22,822 --> 00:40:25,989
(calm cheerful music)
882
00:41:00,946 --> 00:41:04,605
(phone ringing)
883
00:41:04,605 --> 00:41:07,793
(phone vibrating)
884
00:41:07,793 --> 00:41:12,043
(Steven and Philip kissing loudly)
885
00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,630
- Hello, how did you get here?
886
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:24,920
- I know where you live.
887
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,440
You haven't moved since sixth grade.
888
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,650
- How did you get inside?
889
00:41:27,650 --> 00:41:30,090
- Your mom let me in on
her way out the door.
890
00:41:30,090 --> 00:41:31,720
I needed to see you.
891
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,090
You didn't answer your phone last night.
892
00:41:34,090 --> 00:41:36,513
- Yeah, I was busy.
893
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,290
- Doing what?
894
00:41:39,290 --> 00:41:40,840
- Performing my nightly duties
895
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,630
as a vigilante named Toastman.
896
00:41:43,630 --> 00:41:45,170
- Teasing?
897
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,530
- Yes.
898
00:41:46,530 --> 00:41:49,820
- Focus, third date, tonight.
899
00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:54,720
So we go out to dinner then
we go back to his place.
900
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:58,090
- Or you ask him back
to yours, 21st century.
901
00:41:58,090 --> 00:42:01,163
- And then we just do it?
902
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:04,930
- What have you done so far?
903
00:42:04,930 --> 00:42:07,760
- We've kissed, twice.
904
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,890
- Yeah, he might not
wanna have sex tonight.
905
00:42:09,890 --> 00:42:11,460
- Don't guys wanna have sex all the time?
906
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:14,083
- That's a terrible
stereotype that needs to die.
907
00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,863
- But it's the third date.
908
00:42:18,190 --> 00:42:21,210
- Okay, use this as a beta test.
909
00:42:21,210 --> 00:42:22,770
- Go on.
910
00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:26,090
- Third base, hand jobs,
fingering, stuff like that
911
00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:28,852
and then if he wants more, go for it.
912
00:42:28,852 --> 00:42:30,783
- I thought you said
third date was the rule.
913
00:42:30,783 --> 00:42:33,240
- What I'm trying to say
is that there are no rules.
914
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,220
The third date is when it's generally
915
00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,130
more acceptable to sleep with someone
916
00:42:37,130 --> 00:42:40,000
but if you've only kissed
twice that's a big leap.
917
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,293
- I want more, though.
918
00:42:42,410 --> 00:42:43,243
- Really?
919
00:42:44,870 --> 00:42:46,289
- I was totally fine on my own
920
00:42:46,289 --> 00:42:48,460
and then he had to go and do a
whole presentation on science
921
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,890
and mess up all of my plans.
922
00:42:49,890 --> 00:42:52,210
- Yes, be messy.
923
00:42:52,210 --> 00:42:54,023
Okay, you ready?
924
00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:58,583
Pretend this is Jordan.
925
00:43:01,252 --> 00:43:02,085
Mm-hmm.
926
00:43:05,290 --> 00:43:06,570
Don't actually do that, no.
927
00:43:06,570 --> 00:43:07,923
I'm just getting it ready.
928
00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:15,370
Just go up and down and up and down.
929
00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:18,530
All right, easy, easy,
it's not a glow stick.
930
00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:22,110
Don't squeeze it like that, do not, okay.
931
00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:24,990
Just stroking it gently, okay, gently.
932
00:43:24,990 --> 00:43:27,115
Not like a dog.
933
00:43:27,115 --> 00:43:28,699
(Steven laughing)
934
00:43:28,699 --> 00:43:29,900
- Okay, it's just getting sticky.
935
00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:32,183
- Yep, it'll do that.
936
00:43:33,381 --> 00:43:36,714
(plucky cheerful music)
937
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:40,990
- Home sweet home.
938
00:43:40,990 --> 00:43:42,860
- This is your place?
939
00:43:42,860 --> 00:43:44,680
- Yep.
940
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:45,513
- Cool.
941
00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:01,620
I should probably be heading home.
942
00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,473
- You know my parents aren't home tonight.
943
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:08,040
They're at a concert, they
won't be back for a while.
944
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,440
If you wanna still hang out.
945
00:44:11,490 --> 00:44:12,990
- Yeah.
946
00:44:12,990 --> 00:44:13,823
- Yeah?
947
00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,570
Do you wanna see my motorcycle?
948
00:44:18,509 --> 00:44:19,703
- Yeah, okay.
949
00:44:20,890 --> 00:44:22,203
- Alright.
950
00:44:23,773 --> 00:44:26,190
(rock music)
951
00:44:31,859 --> 00:44:33,520
- You built this yourself?
952
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,960
- Yeah, I've been working
on her since freshman year.
953
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,825
- This is so impressive.
954
00:44:37,825 --> 00:44:39,033
- Thanks.
955
00:44:42,690 --> 00:44:43,790
Do you wanna climb on?
956
00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:46,780
- Am I gonna break it?
957
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:48,730
- No, you're not gonna break it, Lanie.
958
00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:55,047
There you go, and look at you, woo!
959
00:44:56,350 --> 00:44:58,773
Very, very, very hot.
960
00:45:01,974 --> 00:45:03,240
- What are you doing?
961
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:04,874
- Rescuing you.
962
00:45:04,874 --> 00:45:07,624
(Lanie laughing)
963
00:45:22,705 --> 00:45:26,693
I have trouble reading you.
964
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,133
What you're okay with, physically.
965
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:37,253
- Sorry.
966
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:40,603
- Is this okay?
967
00:45:44,425 --> 00:45:46,105
- Yeah.
968
00:45:46,105 --> 00:45:47,200
- I'm just--
969
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:48,410
- Nervous?
970
00:45:48,410 --> 00:45:50,893
- Yeah, exactly.
971
00:45:54,146 --> 00:45:55,984
But I like it.
972
00:45:55,984 --> 00:45:56,817
- Good.
973
00:46:07,353 --> 00:46:10,436
(breathing heavily)
974
00:46:52,994 --> 00:46:54,844
- I feel like I should say thank you.
975
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,430
- Why?
976
00:46:57,430 --> 00:46:58,885
- I don't know.
977
00:46:58,885 --> 00:46:59,718
(laughing)
978
00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:01,233
- You're welcome?
979
00:47:01,233 --> 00:47:03,900
(both laughing)
980
00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,143
- Can I do you?
981
00:47:09,387 --> 00:47:10,337
- What do you mean?
982
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:14,713
- Aren't I supposed to,
like, return the favor?
983
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:18,043
- Sure.
984
00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:41,729
(zipper unzipping)
985
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,950
- Oh my god, is it twitching?
986
00:47:50,950 --> 00:47:52,250
- Take it as a compliment.
987
00:47:53,830 --> 00:47:54,663
- Okay.
988
00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:59,081
(breathing deeply)
989
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:23,943
- I'm close.
990
00:48:25,522 --> 00:48:26,450
- Really?
991
00:48:26,450 --> 00:48:27,283
- Yes.
992
00:48:42,530 --> 00:48:45,630
Thank you.
993
00:48:45,630 --> 00:48:46,581
- You're welcome.
994
00:48:46,581 --> 00:48:49,620
(laughing)
995
00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,360
- Do you want me to try you again?
996
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,840
- No, that's okay, I
have school and homework
997
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,333
and tutoring and so I should go.
998
00:49:00,609 --> 00:49:01,442
- Bye.
999
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,610
- He just came, like that.
1000
00:49:07,051 --> 00:49:07,884
What the hell?
1001
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,140
- What?
1002
00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:12,693
- Third date, right, beta test?
1003
00:49:16,473 --> 00:49:18,056
I think I'm broken.
1004
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,607
He was touching me and
it sort of felt good
1005
00:49:22,607 --> 00:49:26,060
but it kinda hurt and I
couldn't make up my mind
1006
00:49:26,060 --> 00:49:30,290
and he just stopped, and I
did him like the bread dough
1007
00:49:30,290 --> 00:49:34,280
and he just ejaculated everywhere.
1008
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,113
- Everywhere?
1009
00:49:35,113 --> 00:49:37,100
- Like, I didn't come
anywhere close to that.
1010
00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:40,333
Can all men just do it
right away, can women?
1011
00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:42,723
What do I do?
1012
00:49:44,830 --> 00:49:46,540
- I'm a man.
1013
00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:48,510
I mean, yes I've been
helping you with all this
1014
00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:50,423
but at the end of the day, I'm a dude.
1015
00:49:51,490 --> 00:49:53,750
I don't know what to
tell you about your body.
1016
00:49:53,750 --> 00:49:55,140
- Just masturbate.
1017
00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:57,120
- No, gross.
1018
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,120
- Hey, if you wanna
learn, you gotta practice.
1019
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,560
- Yeah, but not here because friends
1020
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,803
don't interrupt friends date nights.
1021
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:06,837
- Good luck, Lanie.
1022
00:50:17,862 --> 00:50:20,862
(keyboard clacking)
1023
00:50:22,699 --> 00:50:25,366
(woman moaning)
1024
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,520
- [Lanie] Kylie!
1025
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,353
- What?
1026
00:50:29,842 --> 00:50:30,763
- Do you have a second?
1027
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,490
- For you, in that outfit?
1028
00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:34,590
I've got 69.
1029
00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:36,660
- I understood that reference.
1030
00:50:36,660 --> 00:50:38,400
- So, what's up?
1031
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,233
- Come with me.
1032
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:45,960
So, like, what do you do with it.
1033
00:50:46,290 --> 00:50:49,420
- [Kylie] Are you asking
me for masturbation advice?
1034
00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:52,070
- The best scientists go
to experts in their field.
1035
00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:54,170
- Okay, what have you done?
1036
00:50:54,170 --> 00:50:56,830
- On myself or with someone?
1037
00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:57,663
- Both.
1038
00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:01,603
- Not much.
1039
00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:06,600
Also, is it supposed to hurt?
1040
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:07,433
- Sex?
1041
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:10,853
- Fingering.
1042
00:51:14,850 --> 00:51:18,253
- Maybe, if you're really tense.
1043
00:51:20,302 --> 00:51:24,995
Look, you should use a vibrator
and plenty of lube, okay?
1044
00:51:24,995 --> 00:51:25,992
- What?
1045
00:51:25,992 --> 00:51:28,450
- Oh, come on, robot girl,
embrace the technology,
1046
00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:30,510
it's right at your fingertips.
1047
00:51:30,510 --> 00:51:32,160
- I don't have a vibrator.
1048
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,810
- You have a single mom.
1049
00:51:33,810 --> 00:51:35,817
I am sure you have access to one.
1050
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,530
Oh, no, no, are you taking notes?
1051
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:49,274
- Mm-hmm, I need specific
tips, area, pressure, style.
1052
00:51:49,274 --> 00:51:53,053
- Okay, babe, you gotta
sort that out yourself.
1053
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,280
I mean, unless you want some help.
1054
00:52:02,436 --> 00:52:03,436
- No thanks.
1055
00:52:05,128 --> 00:52:07,163
- I'm always here for you.
1056
00:52:07,163 --> 00:52:09,746
(upbeat music)
1057
00:52:57,467 --> 00:53:00,384
(vibrator buzzing)
1058
00:53:19,590 --> 00:53:23,520
♪ When I'm with you I want it bad ♪
1059
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:27,709
♪ I know we're through but
baby don't stop fighting ♪
1060
00:53:27,709 --> 00:53:31,404
♪ When I'm with you I fall in love ♪
1061
00:53:31,404 --> 00:53:36,005
♪ So look at me, look
at me, look at me, me ♪
1062
00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:40,306
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, ♪
1063
00:53:40,306 --> 00:53:44,636
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
1064
00:53:44,636 --> 00:53:48,704
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
1065
00:53:48,704 --> 00:53:53,121
♪ Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me ♪
1066
00:54:00,645 --> 00:54:02,490
(laughing)
1067
00:54:02,490 --> 00:54:03,570
- Hey!
1068
00:54:03,570 --> 00:54:04,669
- Hey!
1069
00:54:04,669 --> 00:54:05,670
Hey.
1070
00:54:05,670 --> 00:54:09,058
- I'm having a party
Saturday, you should come.
1071
00:54:09,058 --> 00:54:10,143
- Party?
1072
00:54:10,143 --> 00:54:12,450
- Yeah come, STYL, right?
1073
00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,550
- Right, okay.
1074
00:54:14,550 --> 00:54:15,383
- Alright.
1075
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,860
I'll see you, yeah?
1076
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:18,693
- Yeah.
1077
00:54:24,723 --> 00:54:28,223
(crowd chattering loudly)
1078
00:54:34,691 --> 00:54:35,524
- Andrew.
1079
00:54:35,524 --> 00:54:37,530
- Hey!
1080
00:54:37,530 --> 00:54:38,797
- Where's Jordan?
1081
00:54:38,797 --> 00:54:40,970
- In the kitchen, I think.
1082
00:54:40,970 --> 00:54:42,784
- Okay.
1083
00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:45,617
(loud rock music)
1084
00:54:56,517 --> 00:54:58,101
- What?
1085
00:54:58,101 --> 00:54:59,934
- Welcome to the show.
1086
00:55:08,599 --> 00:55:10,090
- Jordan.
- Hey, Lanie!
1087
00:55:10,090 --> 00:55:10,923
- Hey.
1088
00:55:10,923 --> 00:55:12,653
- You actually came.
1089
00:55:12,653 --> 00:55:13,990
- Yeah, yeah.
1090
00:55:13,990 --> 00:55:15,186
- All right, let me show you around.
1091
00:55:15,186 --> 00:55:16,019
- Okay.
1092
00:55:17,088 --> 00:55:19,394
♪ You've been messing around ♪
1093
00:55:19,394 --> 00:55:20,896
♪ Got my feet on the ground ♪
1094
00:55:20,896 --> 00:55:23,972
♪ And I'm dancing like
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1095
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:27,848
♪ Got me singing along and
I know that it's wrong ♪
1096
00:55:27,848 --> 00:55:30,996
♪ That I'm falling in love with you now ♪
1097
00:55:30,996 --> 00:55:34,448
♪ Shut up, shut up, are you
messing around with me ♪
1098
00:55:34,448 --> 00:55:38,098
♪ Shut up, shut up, playing
with my heart strings ♪
1099
00:55:38,098 --> 00:55:41,511
♪ Shut up, shut up, are you
messing around with me ♪
1100
00:55:41,511 --> 00:55:45,452
♪ Shut up, shut up, you're
playing with my heartstrings ♪
1101
00:55:45,452 --> 00:55:49,986
♪ Oh got me singing every line ♪
1102
00:55:49,986 --> 00:55:53,494
♪ Even all your cheating lies ♪
1103
00:55:53,494 --> 00:55:56,726
♪ Will we get to the refrain ♪
1104
00:55:56,726 --> 00:56:00,775
♪ Or am I waiting here in vain ♪
1105
00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:03,775
(breathing heavily)
1106
00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,747
- A little to the left.
1107
00:56:08,747 --> 00:56:09,580
- Here?
1108
00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:10,413
- Yes.
1109
00:56:19,357 --> 00:56:20,357
More please.
1110
00:56:23,837 --> 00:56:24,670
- More?
1111
00:56:28,187 --> 00:56:29,093
Are you sure?
1112
00:56:31,244 --> 00:56:32,077
- Yeah.
1113
00:56:33,992 --> 00:56:34,825
- Hold on.
1114
00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:54,658
(breathing heavily)
1115
00:57:17,709 --> 00:57:20,542
(cheering loudly)
1116
00:57:39,835 --> 00:57:41,835
- [Jordan] Are you okay?
1117
00:57:42,961 --> 00:57:43,878
- Bathroom?
1118
00:57:51,545 --> 00:57:54,101
(sighing)
1119
00:57:54,101 --> 00:57:56,434
(trickling)
1120
00:58:14,202 --> 00:58:16,619
(calm music)
1121
00:58:28,410 --> 00:58:30,893
- So, how's Steven?
1122
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:33,393
- Fine.
1123
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,560
- It was so nice seeing him the other day.
1124
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,263
I wish he were around more.
1125
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:43,600
- Why are you being weird?
1126
00:58:45,143 --> 00:58:46,080
- I'm not.
1127
00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,730
You guys have just been
hanging out again, it's nice.
1128
00:58:49,870 --> 00:58:50,703
- Mom.
1129
00:58:52,510 --> 00:58:53,513
- So?
1130
00:58:57,628 --> 00:58:59,803
- Mom, he's gay.
1131
00:59:02,170 --> 00:59:03,003
- Oh.
1132
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:07,130
Really?
1133
00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:07,963
- Yep.
1134
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:12,472
- I feel like I'm so
out of touch these days.
1135
00:59:12,472 --> 00:59:13,713
- I fixed your computer.
1136
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,160
We can set you up on all the social media,
1137
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,950
you can search for stuff.
1138
00:59:17,950 --> 00:59:20,280
- I don't know, that
totally freaks me out.
1139
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:21,668
- It's totally normal, Mom.
1140
00:59:21,668 --> 00:59:24,503
Literally everyone is doing it.
1141
00:59:25,790 --> 00:59:26,623
- We'll see.
1142
00:59:27,823 --> 00:59:30,906
(plucky piano music)
1143
00:59:33,519 --> 00:59:34,588
- Morning.
1144
00:59:34,588 --> 00:59:35,421
- Morning.
1145
00:59:38,739 --> 00:59:40,591
(bell ringing)
1146
00:59:40,591 --> 00:59:42,008
- Let's go.
1147
00:59:42,008 --> 00:59:43,341
- Wait, hold on.
1148
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:51,160
- Hey, Lanie, I hope Joey didn't ruin
1149
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:53,380
your night with Jordan the other night.
1150
00:59:53,380 --> 00:59:56,430
- Nah, it was all good.
1151
00:59:56,430 --> 00:59:58,290
- You don't really need
Jordan anyway, right?
1152
00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:01,110
- Right, thanks for the advice.
1153
01:00:01,110 --> 01:00:02,450
- She had one?
1154
01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:03,283
- Yeah.
1155
01:00:03,283 --> 01:00:04,203
- You enjoyed it?
1156
01:00:05,599 --> 01:00:07,270
- Yes.
1157
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,550
- Go girl.
1158
01:00:08,550 --> 01:00:09,820
- You told her?
1159
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:11,480
- Yeah, why not?
1160
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,240
I thought it made you seem cool.
1161
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,750
Plus, she needed some cheering up.
1162
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:17,730
- Friends tell each other things.
1163
01:00:17,730 --> 01:00:19,500
- You guys are friends?
1164
01:00:19,500 --> 01:00:21,410
- Yeah, why?
1165
01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:23,130
- I just didn't expect people
1166
01:00:23,130 --> 01:00:25,880
from different social groups
to interact so thoroughly.
1167
01:00:26,910 --> 01:00:29,100
- You're the one that doesn't
have any friends, Lanie.
1168
01:00:29,100 --> 01:00:31,800
You decided you were
better than the rest of us.
1169
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,438
- Yeah, you created your own social group.
1170
01:00:34,438 --> 01:00:35,271
- [PA System] Lanie Burroughs
1171
01:00:35,271 --> 01:00:36,900
can you please come to
the principal's office?
1172
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:40,081
Lanie Burroughs to the principal's office.
1173
01:00:40,081 --> 01:00:41,581
- What is it, sir?
1174
01:00:49,895 --> 01:00:52,550
- I never thought I would
see you sitting here, Lanie.
1175
01:00:52,550 --> 01:00:54,450
You might wanna keep this to yourself.
1176
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,660
- What are you doing here?
1177
01:01:07,380 --> 01:01:08,610
- What is this?
1178
01:01:08,610 --> 01:01:10,370
- How did this get online?
1179
01:01:10,370 --> 01:01:11,323
- So this is real?
1180
01:01:12,740 --> 01:01:15,680
Yeah, in the flesh.
1181
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:16,513
- I can explain.
1182
01:01:16,513 --> 01:01:19,530
- Yeah, you better because
I'd really like to know
1183
01:01:19,530 --> 01:01:21,377
how my name and everything we did ended up
1184
01:01:21,377 --> 01:01:23,676
online and all over the school.
1185
01:01:23,676 --> 01:01:24,793
- I don't know.
1186
01:01:24,793 --> 01:01:25,626
- What do you mean you don't know?
1187
01:01:25,626 --> 01:01:26,700
This isn't your handwriting?
1188
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,880
This isn't your notebook?
1189
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,713
- It is.
1190
01:01:28,713 --> 01:01:29,990
- So what is this, Lanie?
1191
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,610
- It was a stupid plan.
1192
01:01:31,610 --> 01:01:33,200
- Yeah, it was stupid.
1193
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:34,607
- I wanted to have sex, okay?
1194
01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:37,670
- You don't get sex by lying to people.
1195
01:01:37,670 --> 01:01:40,100
- I wasn't lying to you.
1196
01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,120
- So when we're you
gonna tell me about this?
1197
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:43,823
Before or after we banged?
1198
01:01:46,225 --> 01:01:47,366
- No.
1199
01:01:47,366 --> 01:01:48,199
- No what.
1200
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,443
- No, I wasn't going to tell you.
1201
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:55,173
- That isn't lying?
1202
01:01:56,550 --> 01:01:58,730
- I was withholding the truth.
1203
01:01:58,730 --> 01:02:00,000
- Same freaking difference.
1204
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,833
- I'm sorry.
1205
01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:03,410
- No, no, it's too late for sorries.
1206
01:02:04,607 --> 01:02:06,740
- I don't know what else to say.
1207
01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:07,573
- Just stop.
1208
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:10,630
Don't talk to me anymore.
1209
01:02:14,827 --> 01:02:17,244
(calm music)
1210
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,963
- What are you doing here?
1211
01:02:32,170 --> 01:02:33,763
Just kidding, I already know.
1212
01:02:37,130 --> 01:02:38,493
Okay, grab a mop.
1213
01:02:40,810 --> 01:02:43,060
And tell me everything.
1214
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,680
- I think everyone
already knows everything.
1215
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:49,580
- Yeah, you really went all caveman
1216
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:51,763
with the pen and paper thing, didn't you?
1217
01:02:53,610 --> 01:02:56,393
Less likely to get hacked, how ironic.
1218
01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,124
- Have you done it?
1219
01:03:01,124 --> 01:03:03,060
- The sex?
1220
01:03:03,060 --> 01:03:04,430
- Yeah, like with a guy.
1221
01:03:04,430 --> 01:03:06,530
- I've had sex with a guy and a girl.
1222
01:03:06,530 --> 01:03:07,420
- And?
1223
01:03:07,420 --> 01:03:08,640
- And which one was better?
1224
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,473
- No.
1225
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:12,733
How was it?
1226
01:03:15,736 --> 01:03:18,042
It was like 30 seconds
and then it was over.
1227
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:19,589
(Kylie laughing)
1228
01:03:19,589 --> 01:03:20,933
I don't feel any different.
1229
01:03:23,721 --> 01:03:25,621
- What did you think was gonna happen?
1230
01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:30,450
That you were gonna get a
big old badge of adulthood?
1231
01:03:30,450 --> 01:03:35,280
- I don't know, more than nothing.
1232
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,990
- Look, a penis isn't so powerful
1233
01:03:37,990 --> 01:03:40,383
that it's gonna make you
into somebody you're not.
1234
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:46,903
It's funny, I thought you'd be
smart enough to realize that.
1235
01:03:51,854 --> 01:03:54,271
(calm music)
1236
01:04:06,750 --> 01:04:09,259
- Yeah, you missed our session.
1237
01:04:09,259 --> 01:04:11,596
- I needed to talk to Kylie.
1238
01:04:11,596 --> 01:04:12,930
- But you could have
texted me or something.
1239
01:04:12,930 --> 01:04:14,150
My math test is tomorrow.
1240
01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:14,983
- You'll do fine.
1241
01:04:14,983 --> 01:04:18,050
- No, I need your help
or I'm not gonna pass.
1242
01:04:18,050 --> 01:04:19,250
- I'm really not in the mood.
1243
01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,980
- Well, I'm not in the
mood to be your slave
1244
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:21,813
but I'm doing that, so--
1245
01:04:21,813 --> 01:04:23,420
- You're not my slave.
1246
01:04:23,420 --> 01:04:24,260
- No?
1247
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:27,120
Certainly feels like it,
constantly at your beck and call
1248
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:31,070
to answer all your relationship
drama, I have a life.
1249
01:04:31,070 --> 01:04:34,240
- I'm paying you for those
services, therefore not a slave.
1250
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:35,740
- And I'm paying you to tutor me
1251
01:04:35,740 --> 01:04:38,637
so suck it up and teach me numbers.
1252
01:04:38,637 --> 01:04:39,470
- You're mean.
1253
01:04:39,470 --> 01:04:41,480
- Yeah, I'm mean, and I'm nice,
1254
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,340
and I'm funny, and I'm
a lot of other things
1255
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:44,453
if you actually spend time with me.
1256
01:04:44,453 --> 01:04:45,940
- I spend time with you.
1257
01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:47,900
- Only when one of us is paying the other.
1258
01:04:47,900 --> 01:04:49,173
That's not friendship.
1259
01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:53,230
You get an F from me.
1260
01:04:53,230 --> 01:04:54,120
- An F?
1261
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:56,593
- Yeah, for failure.
1262
01:04:57,780 --> 01:05:00,210
Life's not all about numbers, Lanie.
1263
01:05:00,210 --> 01:05:01,610
- Sometimes it's messy?
1264
01:05:01,610 --> 01:05:03,590
- Sometimes it cares enough to listen
1265
01:05:03,590 --> 01:05:06,390
and actually relate to
another human being.
1266
01:05:06,390 --> 01:05:08,490
- Did you steal my notebook?
1267
01:05:08,490 --> 01:05:10,290
- I told you from the start to let things
1268
01:05:10,290 --> 01:05:12,560
be what they are and not take notes.
1269
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:14,960
- So you're a logical first suspect.
1270
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,620
- The only notebook I
care about is my math one.
1271
01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:19,000
- So I'm just here to teach you math?
1272
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,650
That's all anyone ever
thinks I'm good for.
1273
01:05:20,650 --> 01:05:23,470
- I'm not the one who stopped
hanging out in ninth grade.
1274
01:05:23,470 --> 01:05:25,230
- I know, I'm a freak wanting to work hard
1275
01:05:25,230 --> 01:05:26,340
and have a good future.
1276
01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:28,943
- No, you're a freak for
trying to do it alone.
1277
01:05:33,750 --> 01:05:36,193
- Here's what I owe
you, hire another tutor.
1278
01:05:48,910 --> 01:05:49,743
I'm sorry.
1279
01:05:51,450 --> 01:05:52,653
- Don't be sorry.
1280
01:05:55,490 --> 01:05:56,323
I'm sorry.
1281
01:05:59,130 --> 01:06:01,723
We should have talked about
all this a lot sooner.
1282
01:06:01,723 --> 01:06:04,357
- No, I don't wanna
talk about it with you.
1283
01:06:04,357 --> 01:06:07,003
- I know, but we should've.
1284
01:06:09,580 --> 01:06:11,980
We're creating a nation of prudes
1285
01:06:11,980 --> 01:06:15,010
and it's making everything
a lot more confusing
1286
01:06:15,010 --> 01:06:16,710
and difficult than it needs to be.
1287
01:06:18,510 --> 01:06:19,785
I signed that letter requesting
1288
01:06:19,785 --> 01:06:22,810
the full sex education in school,
1289
01:06:22,810 --> 01:06:25,900
I should have asked you about all of this.
1290
01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:26,783
- You did.
1291
01:06:29,460 --> 01:06:31,360
I didn't wanna talk about it with you.
1292
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,455
- That's gotta change, okay?
1293
01:06:38,455 --> 01:06:39,288
- I know.
1294
01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:44,973
- I'm really proud of you.
1295
01:06:46,870 --> 01:06:47,703
- Why?
1296
01:06:49,850 --> 01:06:54,850
- For pursuing a need in a smart way.
1297
01:06:58,018 --> 01:06:58,851
- Thanks.
1298
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,893
- Besides, maybe you've convinced
me to start dating again.
1299
01:07:05,110 --> 01:07:06,810
There are some good tips in there.
1300
01:07:08,540 --> 01:07:12,750
Will you get me one of those app things?
1301
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:14,867
- Yes, I can get you a dating app.
1302
01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:17,928
- And we could compare notes.
1303
01:07:17,928 --> 01:07:18,920
(Lanie groaning)
1304
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:23,920
I know it's weird but sex
is nothing to be ashamed of.
1305
01:07:25,730 --> 01:07:29,233
Okay, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
1306
01:07:33,510 --> 01:07:35,510
But you need to get your own vibrator.
1307
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:38,192
(Lanie groaning)
1308
01:07:38,192 --> 01:07:39,902
- Fine.
1309
01:07:39,902 --> 01:07:42,319
(calm music)
1310
01:07:54,721 --> 01:07:55,554
Oh!
- Oh.
1311
01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,490
A classic.
1312
01:08:00,490 --> 01:08:02,980
- Sorry, I just wasn't paying attention.
1313
01:08:02,980 --> 01:08:04,400
That was not on purpose, sorry.
1314
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,120
- No, I meant the book.
1315
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:09,100
- Yeah, my copy's totally falling apart
1316
01:08:09,100 --> 01:08:11,000
so I had to come get a new one.
1317
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:11,833
You've read it?
1318
01:08:11,833 --> 01:08:14,710
- Yeah, it's like my favorite thing I own.
1319
01:08:14,710 --> 01:08:15,543
- Really?
1320
01:08:17,340 --> 01:08:19,386
You seem too cute--
1321
01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:20,620
- You wanna finish that sentence?
1322
01:08:20,620 --> 01:08:21,893
- No, not really.
1323
01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:29,220
Do you have any pets?
1324
01:08:29,220 --> 01:08:31,010
- What?
1325
01:08:31,010 --> 01:08:32,490
- You just moved here, right?
1326
01:08:32,490 --> 01:08:34,653
- Yeah, yeah over the summer.
1327
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:37,440
- Where did you move from?
1328
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,273
- Foster.
1329
01:08:38,273 --> 01:08:40,090
- Where's that?
1330
01:08:40,090 --> 01:08:44,142
- It's about 30 minutes
outside of nowhere.
1331
01:08:44,142 --> 01:08:45,380
(both laughing)
1332
01:08:45,380 --> 01:08:46,270
- Why'd you move?
1333
01:08:46,270 --> 01:08:47,650
- My mom got a job at St. Barbara's.
1334
01:08:47,650 --> 01:08:48,880
- Oh, cool.
1335
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,469
- It's been alright.
1336
01:08:50,469 --> 01:08:52,120
- You might have to
graduate with no friends.
1337
01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,393
- I think I just made one.
1338
01:08:58,470 --> 01:09:00,640
- Whoa, look at this.
1339
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,270
- We have seven copies at home.
1340
01:09:02,270 --> 01:09:03,160
- Really?
1341
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,050
- Yeah, doctors.
1342
01:09:04,050 --> 01:09:04,903
- Oh, yeah.
1343
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,910
- It's really interesting,
though, the human body.
1344
01:09:12,910 --> 01:09:14,540
- Yeah?
1345
01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:16,760
- The brain, especially.
1346
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:18,450
It's an incredible feat of engineering.
1347
01:09:18,450 --> 01:09:20,820
- Exactly, I mean that's the
tricky part of building AI
1348
01:09:20,820 --> 01:09:23,310
right now, the mind is
just a huge unmapped space.
1349
01:09:23,310 --> 01:09:24,253
- Yeah, exactly.
1350
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:28,070
- Do you think the human body has needs?
1351
01:09:28,070 --> 01:09:29,200
- Like food and water?
1352
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:30,033
Yeah, of course.
1353
01:09:30,033 --> 01:09:33,073
- No, physical needs.
1354
01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:37,800
The hierarchy of needs has
sex at the bottom, right?
1355
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,360
But sexual intimacy isn't
until the middle somewhere
1356
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:43,125
so what's the difference?
1357
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:46,430
Does the body have a purely
physical need for touch?
1358
01:09:46,430 --> 01:09:51,430
- Yeah, we have to be connected
to our fellow species.
1359
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:56,103
I guess, it's kinda what makes us human.
1360
01:09:59,720 --> 01:10:02,975
♪ Me and you will be ♪
1361
01:10:02,975 --> 01:10:07,112
♪ Me and you together will be ♪
1362
01:10:07,112 --> 01:10:10,979
♪ Me and you will be ♪
1363
01:10:10,979 --> 01:10:15,004
♪ Me and you forever ♪
1364
01:10:15,004 --> 01:10:20,004
♪ Cut down by the trauma
written on the centerfold ♪
1365
01:10:22,567 --> 01:10:26,514
♪ Will they ever know me ♪
1366
01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:31,514
♪ Is my name beyond control ♪
1367
01:10:31,753 --> 01:10:35,170
♪ Have I ever told you ♪
1368
01:10:35,170 --> 01:10:39,072
♪ What my life could be ♪
1369
01:10:39,072 --> 01:10:43,427
♪ It's a lie they sold you ♪
1370
01:10:43,427 --> 01:10:46,213
- Ugh, these just make me hungry.
1371
01:10:46,213 --> 01:10:49,513
- I'm terrible at baking, too much math.
1372
01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:55,140
- I have to go see a friend.
1373
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,520
I'll see you at school?
1374
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:58,650
- Okay, yeah.
1375
01:10:58,650 --> 01:11:00,010
- Cool, bye.
1376
01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:00,843
- Bye.
1377
01:11:10,490 --> 01:11:14,420
- Lanie, we have to
stop meeting like this.
1378
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:16,850
- I have an idea.
1379
01:11:16,850 --> 01:11:18,710
- What, your move again?
1380
01:11:18,710 --> 01:11:20,110
- You like baking, right?
1381
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:21,329
- [Steven] Yeah.
1382
01:11:21,329 --> 01:11:23,350
- Baking is all math.
1383
01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,710
Weights, ratios, measures, conversions.
1384
01:11:25,710 --> 01:11:27,228
- So?
1385
01:11:27,228 --> 01:11:29,010
- So I talked to teacher Dan
1386
01:11:29,010 --> 01:11:30,863
and you can take last week's test.
1387
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:34,023
This is how I'm gonna teach you.
1388
01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:36,193
♪ When I want that feeling ♪
1389
01:11:36,193 --> 01:11:38,659
♪ Got to keep believing ♪
1390
01:11:38,659 --> 01:11:41,488
♪ Reach out for my love ♪
1391
01:11:41,488 --> 01:11:43,219
♪ For my love ♪
1392
01:11:43,219 --> 01:11:45,387
♪ Well he said it and he meant it ♪
1393
01:11:45,387 --> 01:11:47,841
♪ And it fit like a glove ♪
1394
01:11:47,841 --> 01:11:50,897
♪ When he reached out for my love ♪
1395
01:11:50,897 --> 01:11:53,242
♪ For my love ♪
1396
01:11:53,242 --> 01:11:55,825
(upbeat music)
1397
01:11:57,908 --> 01:12:02,506
♪ Mama says she knows
just the thing to do ♪
1398
01:12:02,506 --> 01:12:05,689
♪ Make him reach out for my love ♪
1399
01:12:05,689 --> 01:12:08,108
♪ Reach out for my love ♪
1400
01:12:08,108 --> 01:12:12,496
♪ She must get it 'cause
she's done it before ♪
1401
01:12:12,496 --> 01:12:15,358
♪ Make him reach out for my love ♪
1402
01:12:15,358 --> 01:12:17,360
♪ Reach out for my love ♪
1403
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,860
- You know no one does that, right?
1404
01:12:19,860 --> 01:12:20,753
- Yeah, but it's gonna taste good.
1405
01:12:20,753 --> 01:12:21,870
- It's fine, it's fine, it's cute.
1406
01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:23,055
- It might taste good.
1407
01:12:23,055 --> 01:12:23,980
- Yeah, you're right.
1408
01:12:23,980 --> 01:12:25,740
- I told teacher Dan
you'd get a better score
1409
01:12:25,740 --> 01:12:27,642
on your test so don't let me down.
1410
01:12:27,642 --> 01:12:29,393
- No promises.
1411
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:32,410
- You'll do fine.
1412
01:12:32,410 --> 01:12:34,050
- Thank you.
1413
01:12:34,050 --> 01:12:35,910
- I know I can be a bit tough sometimes.
1414
01:12:35,910 --> 01:12:37,527
- All the time.
1415
01:12:37,527 --> 01:12:38,940
- But I heard what you said
1416
01:12:40,670 --> 01:12:42,680
and hopefully this time I don't fail.
1417
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:43,965
- You didn't fail.
1418
01:12:43,965 --> 01:12:47,580
- Good, 'cause I've never
failed anything before.
1419
01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:49,370
- But you need to be more messy.
1420
01:12:49,370 --> 01:12:50,203
- Like this?
1421
01:12:51,850 --> 01:12:54,683
(Steven laughing)
1422
01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,563
- I'm glad I gave you those condoms.
1423
01:13:09,130 --> 01:13:09,963
- I--
1424
01:13:09,963 --> 01:13:11,060
- I don't wanna hear it.
1425
01:13:11,060 --> 01:13:14,120
Just be smart and be safe
1426
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:17,013
and do what you want with who you want.
1427
01:13:22,882 --> 01:13:24,620
- How was your weekend?
1428
01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:26,530
- Good, you?
1429
01:13:26,530 --> 01:13:27,363
- Same.
1430
01:13:33,223 --> 01:13:36,290
- Hey, Lanie, do you
wanna come give a talk
1431
01:13:36,290 --> 01:13:38,520
at the Power Suits Club
meeting on Thursday?
1432
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:39,390
- Really?
1433
01:13:39,390 --> 01:13:43,380
- Yeah, way to take control
of your sexual power.
1434
01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:46,473
- Ladies, if we could focus, please.
1435
01:13:55,399 --> 01:13:57,982
(upbeat music)
1436
01:14:10,807 --> 01:14:14,014
♪ Looking for a reason ♪
1437
01:14:14,014 --> 01:14:17,702
♪ To be a lover not a weary soul ♪
1438
01:14:17,702 --> 01:14:21,593
♪ I wrote a message in a bottle ♪
1439
01:14:21,593 --> 01:14:26,204
♪ I threw it out into
the wide wide world ♪
1440
01:14:26,204 --> 01:14:30,075
♪ Why do I have to be drowning in misery ♪
1441
01:14:30,075 --> 01:14:34,003
♪ Come on and discover me now ♪
1442
01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:35,825
♪ Take in stride again ♪
1443
01:14:35,825 --> 01:14:38,158
♪ Listening to my friends ♪
1444
01:14:38,158 --> 01:14:43,158
♪ Telling me to figure it out ♪
1445
01:14:43,402 --> 01:14:48,402
♪ Then you came into my life ♪
1446
01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:56,854
♪ Is it true or in my mind ♪
1447
01:14:57,984 --> 01:15:01,374
♪ Touch me now ♪
1448
01:15:01,374 --> 01:15:05,212
♪ Carry me home ♪
1449
01:15:05,212 --> 01:15:09,072
♪ Feel me now ♪
1450
01:15:09,072 --> 01:15:14,072
♪ Never alone ♪
1451
01:15:14,295 --> 01:15:16,149
♪ Searching for love ♪
1452
01:15:16,149 --> 01:15:18,115
♪ I want it any kind of way ♪
1453
01:15:18,115 --> 01:15:21,780
♪ Give it to me every day ♪
1454
01:15:21,780 --> 01:15:24,864
♪ I'm not going anywhere ♪
1455
01:15:24,864 --> 01:15:28,924
♪ Someone get me out of here ♪
1456
01:15:28,924 --> 01:15:32,516
♪ Why does it gotta be
shrouded in mystery ♪
1457
01:15:32,516 --> 01:15:36,429
♪ Come on stop playing around ♪
1458
01:15:36,429 --> 01:15:40,362
♪ Why am I here again
listening to my friends ♪
1459
01:15:40,362 --> 01:15:45,362
♪ Telling me to figure it out ♪
1460
01:15:45,443 --> 01:15:50,443
♪ Then you came into my life ♪
1461
01:15:53,343 --> 01:15:58,343
♪ Is it true or in my mind ♪
1462
01:15:59,929 --> 01:16:03,726
♪ Touch me now ♪
1463
01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:07,575
♪ Carry me home ♪
1464
01:16:07,575 --> 01:16:11,583
♪ Feel me now ♪
1465
01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:15,497
♪ Never alone ♪
1466
01:16:15,497 --> 01:16:19,356
♪ Touch me now ♪
1467
01:16:19,356 --> 01:16:23,202
♪ Carry me home ♪
1468
01:16:23,202 --> 01:16:25,702
♪ Feel me now ♪
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