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(both shouting)
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GUYS!
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THE SHIPMENT OF MARACAS
JUST CAME IN!
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THESE ARE EVEN NICER
THAN THE LAST MARACAS.
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(rattling)
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AH! CHECK THEM OUT!
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RIGHT NOW?
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CAN'T YOU SEE
WE'RE BEING CHASED BY
A TYRANNOSAURUS REX?
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-HE'S CLOSING IN ON US!
-WE'RE DOOMED!
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Both:
AHHH!
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THAT SCREEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE
A CONCERT SIMULATOR
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TO HELP THE STUDENTS
PRACTICE PERFORMING
IN FRONT OF A CROWD,
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NOT TO PRACTICE RUNNING AWAY
FROM PREHISTORIC CARNIVORES.
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PERFORMING FOR A VIRTUAL CROWD
ALWAYS BUMS ME OUT.
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REMINDS ME OF HOW MUCH
I MISS PERFORMING IN FRONT
OF A REAL CROWD.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE JIMMY STARR
STILL HASN'T LIFTED THE BAN.
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
WORKING KARAOKE NIGHT
AT CLUB-A-DUB-DUB?
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AW, I LOVE THAT PLACE!
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I SET THE RECORD
FOR EATING 428 CHICKEN WINGS
IN AN HOUR.
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-BONES AND ALL! WHOA!
-(both whooping)
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WORKING KARAOKE
IS THE PERFECT JOB FOR ME.
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I GET TO SING ALL NIGHT.
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MMM, ISN'T YOUR JOB
TO GET OTHER PEOPLE TO SING?
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WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
THEY'RE TERRIBLE.
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HAVE YOU HEARD PEOPLE
DO KARAOKE?
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YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME
DO KARAOKE. I'M GREAT!
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OH, ♪ SHE'LL BE COMING
'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN ♪
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♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
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♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN'
ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
WHEN SHE COMES! ♪
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(silent)
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YUP, SOUNDS GREAT NOW.
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( theme music playing )
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♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE,
I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT MY BACK
AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪
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♪ YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪
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♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪
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♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪
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♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪
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♪ WE'LL MAKE ME SAY ♪
♪ HEY! ♪
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♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKING ♪
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♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YOU,
BE HERE WITHOUT YOU ♪
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♪ IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪
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♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE WHOA,
YEAH AND I KNOW ♪
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♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU
WITH ME ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU ♪
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♪ DO IT WITHOUT YOU,
BE HERE WITHOUT YOU. ♪
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(shaking maracas)
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WHAT WAS WRONG
WITH OUR OLD MARACAS?
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THE BEANS IN THESE
ARE 5% BIGGER.
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CAN'T YOU HEAR
THE DIFFERENCE?
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HI.
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OH, HI.
CAN WE HELP YOU?
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NOPE.
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THAT WAS WEIRD.
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ACTUALLY YES.
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I'M HERE
FOR SINGING LESSONS.
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WELL, GREAT.
LET'S JUST SIGN YOU UP
RIGHT NOW.
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-UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
-RIDLEY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
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WAIT, COME BACK.
THERE IS NOTHING
TO BE SCARED OF.
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ACTUALLY, THERE'S A LOT
TO BE SCARED OF.
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YOU COULD HATE MY SINGING,
I COULD EMBARRASS MYSELF,
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ONE OF THOSE GUITARS
COULD FALL ON MY HEAD,
ALIENS COULD ATTACK.
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NONE OF THAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN.
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WELL,
ALIENS COULD ATTACK.
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IGNORE HIM.
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I AM SURE
YOU ARE A GREAT SINGER.
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SO LET'S HEAR
WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
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OKAY.
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♪ ME AND YOU, OOH ♪
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♪ SO GLAD I GOT A GUY
LIKE YOU ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE EVERYTHING'S
A LITTLE BIT BETTER ♪
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♪ WHEN YOU AND I
STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ STUCK ON YOU,
OOH OOH ♪
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♪ ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ YOU-U-U-U. ♪
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RIDLEY!
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YOU HAVE A GREAT VOICE.
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ONLY, UH,
I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
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YOU PUT ON A MASK
BEFORE SINGING.
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YEAH.
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YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
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DID YOU KNOW
THE AVERAGE PERSON
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ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWS
25 FLIES A YEAR?
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WELL...
WAIT, REALLY?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
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I REALLY WANT
TO BE A SINGER,
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BUT ALL MY FEARS
KEEP GETTING IN THE WAY.
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WELL, HANG ON.
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK
THIS AFTERNOON?
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I THINK I HAVE SOME IDEAS
TO HELP CONQUER YOUR FEAR
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SO YOU CAN PERFORM.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO WASTE YOUR TIME
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ON SOMEONE AS ODD AS ME?
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YOU'RE NOT ODD.
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I HAVE AN INFLATABLE
LIFE VEST IN MY BACKPACK
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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.
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OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE ODD.
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ODD OR PREPARED?
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ODD.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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GUYS, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK YESTERDAY.
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YOU GOT FIRED?
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NO, YOU WOULD TOTALLY
BELIEVE THAT.
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THIS BIG HAIRY LUMBERJACK DUDE
CAME IN
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AND ROCKED AN AMAZING
KARAOKE PERFORMANCE
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OF ONE OF AUSTIN'S SONGS.
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APPARENTLY HE GOES THERE
EVERY NIGHT.
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SERIOUSLY?
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YEAH, HE HAS
THAT AUSTIN MOON SWAGGER.
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WELL THE OLD AUSTIN MOON
THAT USED TO PERFORM,
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NOT THE NEW ONE
THAT JUST SITS AROUND
AND DOES NOTHING ALL DAY.
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SORRY.
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YOU GOTTA
CHECK THIS GUY OUT.
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YEAH, THIS I HAVE TO SEE.
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COME ON, AUSTIN,
LET'S ALL GO TONIGHT.
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NAH, I CAN'T.
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I HAVE TO GIVE MY CAT
A BATH.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A CAT.
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RIGHT.
SO I GOTTA GO BUY A CAT
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AND THEN GIVE IT A BATH.
IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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THAT WAS STRANGE.
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UH, YEAH.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D GO
CAT SHOPPING WITHOUT ME.
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I HOPE HE GETS ONE
OF THOSE FLUFFY, GRUMPY CATS
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WITH A CUTE, MEAN FACE.
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MEOW!
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DEZ, HE IS NOT
GETTING A CAT.
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MEOW?
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CLEARLY THAT
WAS JUST AN EXCUSE.
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AUSTIN DOESN'T WANT
TO GO TO KARAOKE
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BECAUSE IT HURTS
TO SEE PEOPLE PERFORM
HIS MUSIC WHEN HE CAN'T.
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I DON'T KNOW, ALLY.
THAT'S PRETTY FAR-FETCHED.
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I THINK BATHING A CAT
THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE YET
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MAKES WAY MORE SENSE.
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OKAY, RIDLEY,
I KNOW HOW OVERWHELMING
STAGE FRIGHT CAN BE.
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I USED TO HAVE IT TOO.
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IT'S TRUE.
SHE WAS A TRAIN WRECK.
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IT'S STILL ALL OVER
THE INTERNET.
WANT TO SEE?
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-DEZ!
-I DO HAVE STAGE FRIGHT,
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BUT IT'S NOT THE KIND
YOU THINK.
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I'M LITERALLY
AFRAID OF STAGES.
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YOU CAN FALL OFF,
GET A DRUM STUCK
ON YOUR HEAD.
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THE DANGERS ARE ENDLESS.
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BUT YOU-- YOU SEEM OKAY
PERFORMING IN FRONT OF PEOPLE.
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WELL, NOT STRANGERS.
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OKAY, WHAT ABOUT PERFORMING
IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE
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THAT YOU KNOW?
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-(all cheering)
-AH!
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IT'S LIKE THIS NIGHTMARE I HAD,
BUT INSTEAD OF DEZES,
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THEY WERE YAMS.
I'M TERRIFIED OF YAMS.
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-DEZ, DO SOMETHING.
-I GOT THIS.
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BASICALLY THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER STAGE FRIGHT
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IS TO PICTURE THE AUDIENCE
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR.
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-Whoo!
-AH!
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WHAT?
NOW I'M GOING
TO HAVE NIGHTMARES.
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CHANGE IT, CHANGE IT.
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YAMS!
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WAIT, COME BACK.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID--
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(coughing)
I THINK I JUST SWALLOWED A FLY.
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DID I GET IT?
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-DID YOU GET IT?
-NO.
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(Trish singing)
♪ WHOA OH OH ♪
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♪ AND THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW ♪
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♪ THAT I'M A-NOT PLAYING. ♪
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WELL, WE ONLY HAVE TIME
FOR ONE MORE SINGER.
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AND IT'S NOT YOU, DEZ.
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SORRY NOBODY ON THE LIST
GOT TO SING,
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BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
I GOT TO SING 15 SONGS.
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♪ LAST UP AT KARAOKE-E-E-E... ♪
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IS A CROWD FAVORITE.
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HE ROCKS AUSTIN MOON SONGS
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BETTER THAN AUSTIN MOON.
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YOU KNOW HIM,
YOU LOVE HIM.
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CLUB-A-DUB-DUB IS PROUD
ONCE AGAIN TO PRESENT
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FLERMY McGURGEN!
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(all cheering)
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♪ I'LL BE YOUR ENTERTAINER ♪
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♪ I'M PUTTIN' ON A SHOW ♪
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♪ I'M GONNA LEVITATE YOU ♪
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♪ LEAVE YOU
WANT-WANT-WANTIN' MORE ♪
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♪ I SEE YOUR FASCINATED ♪
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♪ I'VE GOT YOU
HYPNOTIZED ♪
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♪ WHITE GLOVES,
WHAT YOU DREAM OF ♪
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♪ A FANTASY
BEFORE YOUR EYES ♪
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♪ STEP RIGHT UP
ON THE STAGE ♪
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♪ SAVE YOURSELF
FROM THE CAGE ♪
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♪ PICK A CARD
AND GUESS IT, GIRL ♪
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♪ HERE'S A LESSON, GIRL ♪
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♪ ONE, TWO, THREE,
I DISAPPEAR ♪
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♪ COMIN' RIGHT BACK
SO STAY RIGHT HERE ♪
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♪ AIN'T NO SECOND GUESSIN',
GIRL ♪
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♪ I'M IMPRESSING, GIRL ♪
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♪ BUT I'M JUST AN ILLUSION. ♪
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(all cheering)
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LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR FLERMY McGURGEN!
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GREAT JOB, FLERMY.
YOU DID IT AGAIN.
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THAT WAS AMAZING,
BEARDED DUDE.
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(low voice)
UH, THANKS, STRANGERS.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK,
ALLY?
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I THINK...
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HE'S PRETTY CUTE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE CHEATING ON AUSTIN
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IN FRONT OF ME
WITH THIS BIG HAIRY LUMBERJACK!
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GUYS, I GIVE YOU
FLERMY McGURGEN.
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OKAY, I'M NOT REALLY
A LUMBERJACK.
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(gasps)
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AUSTIN, YOU'VE BEEN
SECRETLY PERFORMING?
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IF JIMMY FINDS OUT,
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
TROUBLE YOU'LL BE IN?
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SO?
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WHAT KIND OF CAT
DID YOU GET?
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SO AUSTIN AND FLERMY
ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON?
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IT'S BEEN SO OBVIOUS
THE WHOLE TIME.
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"AUSTIN" IS FLERMY
SPELLED BACKWARDS.
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NOPE.
NO, IT'S NOT.
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THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE
ONE LETTER IN COMMON.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US?
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WELL, I JUST
COULDN'T TAKE THE CHANCE.
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I REALLY MISS PERFORMING
AND PUTTING ON A DISGUISE
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WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD DO IT
WITHOUT JIMMY STARR FINDING OUT.
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IT'S LIKE HE'S EVERYWHERE.
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-(radio playing)
-HEY, LOOK, THEY'RE DANCING
TO YOUR SONG.
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NICE JOB, GUYS.
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00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:24,121
BUT LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW IT'S REALLY DONE.
227
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,094
STOP!
NO PERFORMING, AUSTIN.
228
00:10:28,959 --> 00:10:31,249
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO MY LITTLE COUSIN JESSICA!
229
00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:34,211
NOW FOR A SPECIAL TREAT,
AUSTIN MOON WILL SING TO YOU!
230
00:10:34,214 --> 00:10:37,354
All:
YAY!
231
00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:38,847
-♪ HAPPY, HAPPY BI-- ♪
-STOP!
232
00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:40,259
NO PERFORMING, AUSTIN.
233
00:10:43,724 --> 00:10:45,534
(playing)
♪ I THINK ABOUT YOU... ♪
234
00:10:45,525 --> 00:10:49,025
STOP!
NO PERFORMING, AUSTIN!
235
00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:55,242
WHEEE!
236
00:10:58,488 --> 00:11:01,538
I DON'T THINK
ANY OF THAT STUFF
ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
237
00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:04,491
OKAY, I MAY HAVE
EXAGGERATED A LITTLE.
238
00:11:04,494 --> 00:11:06,174
WE GET IT.
WEARING A DISGUISE
239
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,126
WAS THE ONLY WAY
YOU COULD SING.
240
00:11:08,128 --> 00:11:09,588
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD EVEN RISK IT.
241
00:11:09,589 --> 00:11:10,959
WHAT IF JIMMY CATCHES YOU?
242
00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,091
I DON'T KNOW!
243
00:11:12,092 --> 00:11:14,342
I'VE BEEN GOING CRAZY
NOT BEING ABLE TO PERFORM.
244
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:17,974
POOR GUY.
THE ONLY TIME HE GETS TO SING
IS IN THE SHOWER.
245
00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:22,138
I'M GUESSING.
IT'S NOT LIKE I LISTEN
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
246
00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:25,022
WE'RE HAVING A BIG KARAOKE
COMPETITION HERE THIS WEEKEND.
247
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,145
FLERMY McGURGEN COULD
TAKE HOME THE TOP PRIZE.
248
00:11:27,147 --> 00:11:28,807
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
249
00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:30,809
I ALREADY HAVE
THE PERFECT SONG PICKED OUT.
250
00:11:30,811 --> 00:11:32,571
I JUST GOTTA WIN THE CONTEST.
251
00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:36,492
YOU KNOW THE TOP PRIZE
IS JUST A BASKET
OF CHICKEN WINGS?
252
00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:38,526
WHAT?
253
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:41,158
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A TROPHY.
THAT'S WAY BETTER!
254
00:11:41,161 --> 00:11:43,821
YEAH, TROPHIES
DON'T TASTE NEARLY AS GOOD
WITH BUFFALO SAUCE.
255
00:11:43,824 --> 00:11:45,134
WHOO!
256
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,710
CHECK THIS OUT.
257
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:58,054
"ENTER TO WIN
THE CLUB-A-DUB-DUB
KARAOKE SING-OFF.
258
00:11:58,048 --> 00:12:00,678
"FIRST PRIZE IS A FREE BASKET
OF CHICKEN WINGS."
259
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:03,100
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
260
00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:04,983
I THINK YOU'VE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE.
261
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:06,975
I SAY GO FOR IT.
262
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:11,187
NO, NOT ME.
I ENTERED YOU INTO
THE KARAOKE COMPETITION.
263
00:12:11,191 --> 00:12:12,521
YOU DID WHAT?
264
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:15,782
TRUST ME, IT IS THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER YOUR FEARS.
265
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:18,816
I MEAN, PERFORMING IN FRONT
OF PEOPLE IS MY BIGGEST DREAM.
266
00:12:18,819 --> 00:12:20,619
BUT IT'S ALSO
MY WORST NIGHTMARE.
267
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,490
I'M FREAKING OUT
JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
268
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,742
OH, HEY.
269
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,924
LOOK.
270
00:12:28,288 --> 00:12:31,748
IT'S LIKE GETTING INTO
A COLD SWIMMING POOL.
271
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,421
YOU JUST HAVE TO
DIVE RIGHT IN.
272
00:12:34,424 --> 00:12:36,434
YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS
DIVING IS?
273
00:12:36,426 --> 00:12:38,256
YOU COULD BUMP YOUR HEAD,
YOU COULD BELLY-FLOP--
274
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,428
RIDLEY, IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF?
275
00:12:42,182 --> 00:12:44,182
ANTIBACTERIAL WIPES.
276
00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:46,024
OKAY.
277
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,596
I CAN WORK WITH THAT.
278
00:12:47,597 --> 00:12:52,187
♪ AND I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN! ♪
279
00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:57,356
THANK YOU.
280
00:12:57,357 --> 00:13:00,277
I KNOW THAT'S
MY SEVENTH SONG IN A ROW.
281
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,280
BUT TONIGHT
IS NOT ALL ABOUT ME.
282
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,752
IT'S ABOUT ♪ YOU! ♪
283
00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:10,826
♪ WHOOOO! ♪
284
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:15,301
♪ YOU ♪
285
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:19,085
♪ OOOH. ♪
286
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:22,509
STAY TUNED.
THE KARAOKE CONTEST
IS UP NEXT.
287
00:13:26,186 --> 00:13:27,636
I AM SO NERVOUS.
288
00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:30,057
THERE'S PEOPLE HERE,
I SAW A FLY ON THE WAY IN,
289
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,850
AND I'M NOT WEARING
MY LIFE VEST.
290
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,242
YOU CAN DO THIS.
JUST GO TO YOUR SAFE PLACE.
291
00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:38,235
CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND IMAGINE YOURSELF
292
00:13:38,238 --> 00:13:41,858
WRAPPED UP IN
THAT ANTIBACTERIAL WIPE.
293
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,242
IS IT LEMON-SCENTED?
294
00:13:44,244 --> 00:13:47,454
IT CAN BE
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
295
00:13:47,447 --> 00:13:50,407
I'M GONNA GO PUT
SOME MORE TAPE ON MY SHOES.
296
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:53,040
THAT STAGE LOOKS
REALLY SLIPPERY.
297
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:59,335
OKAY.
OKAY, YEAH.
298
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,169
OKAY, FLERMY.
299
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:02,461
YOU'RE UP FIRST.
GOOD LUCK.
300
00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:03,762
THANKS, TRISH.
301
00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:06,143
ONE DAY, I HOPE TO PERFORM
AS AUSTIN MOON AGAIN.
302
00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:09,346
BUT UNTIL THEN,
I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOU STICKING WITH ME.
303
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,519
YEAH, YEAH.
304
00:14:11,521 --> 00:14:15,071
GO WAIT IN THE CLUB
UNTIL I CALL YOU UP ON STAGE,
YOU HAIRY WILDEBEEST.
305
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:20,148
IT'S SO MOVING TO SEE
A BACK-COUNTRY WOODSMAN
306
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,150
LIVING OUT HIS DREAM
IN THE BIG CITY.
307
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:25,994
HEY, JIMMY.
308
00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:27,196
JIMMY?
309
00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:29,367
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
310
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,489
NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
311
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:33,120
THE OWNER OF THIS CLUB
IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
312
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,673
I'M TONIGHT'S GUEST JUDGE
FOR THE KARAOKE CONTEST.
313
00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:39,205
MAN! I KNEW
I SHOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP
AT THE LAST STAFF MEETING.
314
00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,209
I'M GLAD I RAN INTO YOU,
THOUGH.
315
00:14:41,211 --> 00:14:43,211
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT AUSTIN.
316
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:45,313
I'M THINKING OF LETTING HIM
PERFORM AGAIN.
317
00:14:45,305 --> 00:14:48,175
(laughs)
THAT'S GREAT NEWS. REALLY?
318
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:50,218
YEAH, AS LONG AS
HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
319
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,850
TO MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND.
320
00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,641
AH. WELL-- WELL!
321
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:57,823
THE NEXT TIME I SEE HIM,
WHICH I HAVE NO IDEA
WHEN THAT WILL BE,
322
00:14:57,817 --> 00:15:00,227
BECAUSE HE IS
NOWHERE NEAR HERE,
323
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,280
I WILL GIVE HIM
THE GOOD NEWS.
324
00:15:02,282 --> 00:15:05,332
GREAT.
WELL, I GOTTA HEAD OVER
TO THE JUDGE'S TABLE.
325
00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,742
(loud whispering)
FLERMY?
326
00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:16,544
FLERMY?
327
00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:18,586
FLERMY McGURGEN!
328
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:21,628
(all applauding)
329
00:15:21,631 --> 00:15:24,091
(music starting)
330
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:29,386
♪ I KNOW IT'S ON
WHEN I CAN'T STOP MYSELF ♪
331
00:15:29,389 --> 00:15:32,889
♪ FROM WATCHING YOU
MO-O-O-OVE... ♪
332
00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:36,112
HEY, HE'S DOING
AN AUSTIN MOON SONG.
333
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:38,766
WOW, HE SOUNDS A LOT
LIKE AUSTIN MOON.
334
00:15:38,768 --> 00:15:42,108
A LOT.
335
00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:44,482
Austin:
♪ WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP,
IT'S HARD TO HOLD BACK ♪
336
00:15:44,484 --> 00:15:47,744
♪ SO COME ON,
LET IT GO... ♪
337
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:50,328
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪
338
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:52,450
♪ TURN IT UP, UP, UP ♪
339
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,742
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪
340
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,843
♪ TURN IT UP, UP, UP ♪
341
00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,705
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪
342
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,707
♪ TURN IT UP, UP, UP... ♪
343
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,749
FLERMY-- JIMMY--
STAGE-- CAREER--
344
00:16:02,752 --> 00:16:05,262
JUDGE-- AUSTIN-- HELP!
345
00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,135
I THINK SHE'S TRYING
TO TELL US SOMETHING.
346
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,847
ALLY, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?
347
00:16:08,848 --> 00:16:12,048
WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY
IS JIMMY STARR IS HERE
AS A GUEST JUDGE
348
00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:13,682
AND HAS OFFERED AUSTIN
THE CHANCE TO PERFORM AGAIN
349
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,693
IF HE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
BEHIND HIS BACK.
350
00:16:15,685 --> 00:16:18,355
OF COURSE NOW,
IF JIMMY FINDS OUT
AUSTIN IS FLERMY McGURGEN,
351
00:16:18,358 --> 00:16:21,358
HE'LL BLOW HIS SHOT
AT A COMEBACK. DUH.
352
00:16:21,361 --> 00:16:25,411
YOU GOT ALL THAT FROM,
"FLERMY-- JIMMY--
STAGE-- CAREER--
353
00:16:25,405 --> 00:16:26,655
"JUDGE-- AUSTIN-- HELP"?
354
00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,446
NO, I WAS STANDING
RIGHT BEHIND THE CURTAIN
355
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:31,278
WHEN THEY HAD
THE CONVERSATION.
I HEARD THE WHOLE THING.
356
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,571
WELL, WE NEED
TO GET FLERMY OFF THE STAGE
357
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:36,463
BEFORE JIMMY
FIGURES IT ALL OUT.
358
00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,786
(all giggle)
359
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:42,789
I'M ON IT.
360
00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:44,672
♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪
361
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:47,594
LET'S HEAR IT
FOR FLERMY McGURGEN!
362
00:16:47,587 --> 00:16:49,297
WHOO!
363
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,429
HEY, I WASN'T DONE.
364
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,430
YOU ARE NOW.
I'M GIVING YOU THE AXE.
365
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:53,892
ALSO, HERE'S YOUR AXE.
366
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:56,813
JIMMY'S HERE.
DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU.
367
00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:07,154
I'M SURE WE CAN ALL AGREE
368
00:17:07,147 --> 00:17:09,357
THAT LAST GUY
WAS FORGETTABLE!
369
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,359
SO LET'S JUST
ALL FORGET ABOUT HIM.
370
00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:16,371
UH, NEXT UP IS
JOEY ♪ MANDARINO-O-O-O-O. ♪
371
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:19,207
WHEW.
372
00:17:23,873 --> 00:17:26,383
(all hooting)
373
00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:28,376
I DON'T THINK
I CAN DO THIS, ALLY.
374
00:17:28,378 --> 00:17:31,298
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
375
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:33,431
NOW LET'S GIVE
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE
376
00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:35,143
FOR OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!
377
00:17:35,135 --> 00:17:37,385
(all hooting)
378
00:17:37,387 --> 00:17:40,517
OH, WELL, NOT TOO BIG.
LOUD NOISES STARTLE HER.
379
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,180
-(silence)
-WELL, NOW IT JUST SEEMS
LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE HER.
380
00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:44,983
-COULD WE SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE?
-TRISH!
381
00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:48,864
SORRY.
UH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
RIDLEY ROGERS!
382
00:17:48,858 --> 00:17:53,278
(piano playing)
383
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:06,673
PSST, ALLY,
SHE'S NOT SINGING.
384
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:08,586
I SEE THAT, DEZ.
385
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,128
COOL, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
386
00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,052
RIDLEY,
387
00:18:14,053 --> 00:18:16,223
JUST GO
TO YOUR SAFE PLACE.
388
00:18:16,216 --> 00:18:18,926
WRAP YOURSELF
IN THE WIPE.
389
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,443
♪ I REMEMBER LIFE BEFORE ♪
390
00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:30,486
♪ FOLLOWING DREAMS,
UNLOCKING DOORS ♪
391
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:34,440
♪ THEN YOU CAME,
THEN YOU CAME ♪
392
00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:38,044
♪ AFRAID TO FALL,
TO BE FREE ♪
393
00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:41,617
♪ ALWAYS MY OWN WORST ENEMY ♪
394
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,411
-♪ THAT ISN'T WHAT... ♪
-IS THAT YOUR STUDENT?
395
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:46,013
SHE HAS A GREAT VOICE.
396
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:48,295
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR A NEW YOUNG SINGER.
397
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:50,418
I'M GONNA KEEP
MY EYE ON HER.
398
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,380
Ridley:
♪ CAN'T DO IT BY MYSELF ♪
399
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,342
♪ MYSELF ♪
400
00:18:54,344 --> 00:18:57,564
♪ THERE'S NO GRAVITY ♪
401
00:18:57,557 --> 00:19:00,677
♪ WHEN YOU'RE NEXT TO ME ♪
402
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,970
♪ YOU ALWAYS BREAK
MY FALL ♪
403
00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:06,613
♪ LIKE A PARACHUTE ♪
404
00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,266
♪ WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING ME... ♪
405
00:19:09,269 --> 00:19:10,609
YAMS!
406
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:16,282
YAMS!
407
00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,488
WHOA!
408
00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:21,910
SORRY.
409
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:27,504
LOOK AT THAT!
AN EMERGENCY!
410
00:19:27,497 --> 00:19:29,497
(air hissing)
411
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:33,629
FLERMY McGURGEN.
412
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,973
OR SHOULD I SAY
AUSTIN MOON?
413
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,965
(low voice)
WHAT WAS THAT?
414
00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:40,597
SORRY, I LOST MY HEARING
IN A LUMBERJACK ACCIDENT.
415
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:43,470
AUSTIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD DEFY ME AGAIN.
416
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,693
I WAS ABOUT TO LET YOU
START PLAYING SHOWS,
BUT YOU BLEW IT.
417
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,646
JIMMY, I'M SORRY.
PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.
418
00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:52,519
YOU HAD A CHANCE
TO DO THE RIGHT THING
AND YOU DIDN'T.
419
00:19:52,522 --> 00:19:54,192
YOU'RE LUCKY
I DON'T TAKE LEGAL ACTION.
420
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,033
I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE
I MISS PERFORMING SO MUCH.
421
00:19:57,026 --> 00:20:00,156
SORRY.
YOU'RE STILL BANNED.
422
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,489
AND I BETTER
NOT SEE FLERMY McGURGEN
PLAYING ANYWHERE EITHER.
423
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,883
I WAS CONFUSED AT FIRST
AS WELL.
424
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:09,825
BUT FLERMY AND AUSTIN
ARE ACTUALLY THE SAME PERSON.
425
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,291
-TENNIS NEXT WEEK?
-NOPE.
426
00:20:14,294 --> 00:20:15,474
LOVE THAT GUY.
427
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,675
I'M SO SORRY, AUSTIN.
428
00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:21,178
I KNOW HOW MUCH
PERFORMING MEANS TO YOU,
429
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,640
BUT DON'T GIVE UP.
JIMMY WILL CHANGE HIS MIND
430
00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:27,113
AND YOU'LL BE UP
ON THAT STAGE AS AUSTIN MOON
AGAIN IN NO TIME.
431
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:30,106
IT'S MY FAULT.
I RUINED EVERYTHING.
432
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:31,559
NO, IT'S NOT.
433
00:20:31,561 --> 00:20:33,731
I TOOK A RISK
AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
434
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,743
YOU DID A GREAT JOB.
435
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,235
YEAH, YOU WERE AWESOME
OUT THERE.
436
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,067
LOOK, IT TOOK TIME FOR ME
TO OVERCOME MY FEAR,
437
00:20:42,071 --> 00:20:44,661
AND IT'LL TAKE TIME FOR YOU
TO GET OVER YOURS.
438
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,254
THANKS, ALLY.
439
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,035
YOU KNOW, FOR A MOMENT
ONSTAGE THERE,
440
00:20:48,037 --> 00:20:51,577
I WASN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
I FELT AMAZING.
441
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:54,081
WELL, UP UNTIL THE YAMS.
442
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:58,223
YEAH, WHO ORDERS YAMS
AT KARAOKE NIGHT ANYWAY?
443
00:20:58,217 --> 00:21:00,717
ANOTHER ROUND
OF YAMS, PLEASE!
444
00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:03,720
WELL, IN LIGHT OF THE FACT
THAT ONE CONTESTANT
445
00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:06,773
GOT SPOOKED BY A YAM,
ONE CONTESTANT GOT DISQUALIFIED,
446
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,596
AND OUR CELEBRITY JUDGE QUIT,
447
00:21:08,598 --> 00:21:11,018
I GUESS THE ONLY FAIR THING
TO DO WOULD BE--
448
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,520
RESCHEDULE THE CONTEST.
449
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:15,532
NO, DECLARE MYSELF
THE WINNER!
450
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:19,655
I HEREBY ACCEPT
THESE CHICKEN WINGS
ON MY BEHALF.
451
00:21:19,659 --> 00:21:21,489
WHOO!
452
00:21:21,491 --> 00:21:23,161
WHOOO!
453
00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:27,172
WHOO!
TRISH, TRISH!
454
00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:33,410
(rattling)
455
00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:37,633
OH, YEAH,
THE BEANS ON THE RIGHT
DO SOUND 5% BIGGER.
456
00:21:40,219 --> 00:21:43,549
HEY, GUYS,
SINCE AUSTIN CAN'T PERFORM
AS FLERMY ANYMORE,
457
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,773
I HELPED HIM FIND
A NEW DISGUISE.
458
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:47,345
HE'S UNRECOGNIZABLE.
459
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:51,557
OH, AN OLD COWBOY.
AUSTIN, I LOVE IT.
460
00:21:54,854 --> 00:21:57,074
ALLY, WHY ARE YOU HUGGING
AN OLD COWBOY?
461
00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:00,898
YEAH, THIS IS MY UNCLE.
HE'S TAKING ME TO THE RODEO.
462
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,860
AW.
463
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:06,712
SORRY, BUCKAROO.
464
00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:09,206
COME ON, UNC.
I RECKON WE BETTER MOSEY.
465
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:14,911
HEY, GUYS, I JUST STARTED
WORKING ON THIS NEW SONG.
466
00:22:14,914 --> 00:22:16,764
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
467
00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:20,006
STOP!
NO PERFORMING, AUSTIN.
468
00:22:21,721 --> 00:22:24,551
WHEEE!
469
00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:30,517
Trish:
♪ THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW
THAT I'M ♪
470
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,390
♪ A-NOT PLAYIN'. ♪
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