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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,425 --> 00:00:06,545 Ally: HEY, GUYS. GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR US. 2 00:00:06,547 --> 00:00:08,967 IT'S A CHORE WHEEL. (laughs) 3 00:00:08,969 --> 00:00:12,389 IT WILL BE A FUN WAY FOR US TO SPLIT UP THE WORKLOAD. 4 00:00:12,393 --> 00:00:15,143 OOH! AND I THOUGHT CHORES WERE FUN BEFORE. 5 00:00:16,267 --> 00:00:18,597 COME ON, WE ALL HAVE TO PITCH IN. 6 00:00:18,599 --> 00:00:22,059 PLUS, THE MALL FACILITIES INSPECTOR IS VISITING ALL THE STORES THIS WEEK. 7 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:24,653 EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT, OR WE CAN GET SHUT DOWN. 8 00:00:24,645 --> 00:00:26,105 OOH, I'M GONNA SPIN FIRST. 9 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:36,254 CLEAN THE BATHROOM? WHAT'S MY PRIZE? 10 00:00:36,247 --> 00:00:38,747 THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND 11 00:00:38,749 --> 00:00:40,829 TOILET BRUSH! 12 00:00:40,831 --> 00:00:42,291 YES! 13 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:47,665 GUESS WHO BOOKED BIG-TIME CELEBRITY GUESTS TO COME TO A&A MUSIC FACTORY 14 00:00:47,668 --> 00:00:49,548 TO TALK AND PERFORM FOR ALL OF OUR STUDENTS. 15 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:52,970 (panting) SORRY, TOO MANY WORDS. 16 00:00:52,973 --> 00:00:54,943 LET ME START OVER. 17 00:00:54,935 --> 00:00:58,055 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH BILLIE AND BOBBIE! 18 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:03,522 BILLIE AND BOBBIE FROM "BILLIE AND BOBBIE SHOW"? 19 00:01:03,524 --> 00:01:05,364 THEY'RE, LIKE, MY FAVORITE PERFORMERS EVER. 20 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:06,986 HEY! 21 00:01:06,987 --> 00:01:08,647 SORRY, THEY'RE MY SECOND FAVORITE. 22 00:01:08,649 --> 00:01:10,609 YOU GUYS ARE TIED FOR THIRD. 23 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:14,663 FIRST IS THE MAGICIAN WHO PERFORMED AT MY FAMILY REUNION. 24 00:01:14,655 --> 00:01:16,535 HE TURNED MY AUNT INTO A DOVE. 25 00:01:16,537 --> 00:01:18,247 NEVER DID SEE HER AGAIN. 26 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:24,302 BILLIE AND BOBBIE ARE IN TOWN TO DO A LIVE TAPING OF THEIR TV SHOW, 27 00:01:24,295 --> 00:01:26,415 AND I ASKED THEM TO STOP BY TO TALK TO OUR STUDENTS. 28 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:28,797 I KNOW THEY'RE THIS WHOLESOME FAMILY ACT, 29 00:01:28,799 --> 00:01:30,549 BUT AREN'T THEY A LITTLE CHEESY? 30 00:01:30,551 --> 00:01:34,311 WHAT'S CHEESY ABOUT A BROTHER-SISTER DUO THAT TELLS KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES 31 00:01:34,305 --> 00:01:38,595 AND SINGS FOLK SONGS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP, SUNSHINE, AND SIBLING LOVE? 32 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,769 EVERYTHING? 33 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:43,641 BUT HEY, YOU CAN'T DENY HOW POPULAR BILLIE AND BOBBIE ARE. 34 00:01:43,644 --> 00:01:46,944 IS BILLIE THE BROTHER OR THE SISTER? 35 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,227 -SISTER. -BROTHER. 36 00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:50,899 -I THOUGHT BILLIE WAS THE BROTHER. -ISN'T BOBBIE THE BROTHER? 37 00:01:50,901 --> 00:01:53,441 I KNOW HOW TO FIND OUT. LET'S WATCH THE THEME SONG. 38 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,117 ♪ TAKE A BILLIE ♪ 39 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,618 ♪ YOU ADD A BOBBIE ♪ 40 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,410 ♪ YOU GET A BILLIE ♪ 41 00:02:01,412 --> 00:02:03,082 ♪ AND A BOBBIE ♪ 42 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:06,303 ♪ WE'RE BILLIE AND BOBBIE, BOBBIE AND BILLIE ♪ 43 00:02:06,297 --> 00:02:09,547 ♪ "THE BILLIE AND BOBBIE SHOW." ♪ 44 00:02:12,343 --> 00:02:13,843 THAT CLEARS THAT UP. 45 00:02:13,844 --> 00:02:16,184 (theme music playing) 46 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,638 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 47 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,970 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 48 00:02:20,971 --> 00:02:22,561 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 49 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:24,103 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 50 00:02:24,104 --> 00:02:25,774 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 51 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:27,396 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 52 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:30,268 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 53 00:02:30,271 --> 00:02:33,271 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 54 00:02:33,274 --> 00:02:35,204 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 55 00:02:35,196 --> 00:02:37,366 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 56 00:02:37,368 --> 00:02:41,448 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 57 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:44,632 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 58 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:47,415 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 59 00:02:47,418 --> 00:02:50,788 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 60 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:53,751 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 61 00:02:53,754 --> 00:02:56,854 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 62 00:02:56,847 --> 00:02:59,967 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 63 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:03,470 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 64 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,647 (pop music playing) 65 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:13,270 -♪ TAKE A BILLIE ♪ -♪ YOU ADD A BOBBIE ♪ 66 00:03:13,274 --> 00:03:16,494 -♪ BUT WHAT'S A BILLIE... ♪ -♪ WITHOUT A BOBBIE? ♪ 67 00:03:16,487 --> 00:03:19,987 -♪ IT'S LIKE SWEET CORN ♪ -♪ WITHOUT A COBBIE ♪ 68 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:22,740 -♪ OR A WORKER ♪ -♪ WITHOUT A JOBBIE ♪ 69 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:26,423 -♪ OR A HOTEL ♪ -♪ WITHOUT A LOBBY ♪ 70 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:29,747 ♪ THAT'S WHY WE'RE BILLIE AND BOBBIE, BOBBIE AND BILLIE ♪ 71 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,960 ♪ "THE BILLIE AND BOBBIE SHOW." ♪ 72 00:03:37,007 --> 00:03:38,637 -SO WAIT, BILLIE IS THE-- -STILL NO CLUE. 73 00:03:40,261 --> 00:03:41,301 HAVING FUN, LILY? 74 00:03:41,302 --> 00:03:44,272 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THIS CLOSE TO BILLIE AND BOBBIE. 75 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:47,225 HER HAIR IS EVEN BIGGER IN REAL LIFE. 76 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,227 -KNOCK-KNOCK. -WHO'S THERE? 77 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,190 -CANOE. -CANOE WHO? 78 00:03:52,192 --> 00:03:55,862 CANOE TELL US IF THERE ARE ANY BILLIE AND BOBBIE FANS IN THE HOUSE? 79 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,409 -HEY, SISTER. -YEAH, BROTHER? 80 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:03,742 YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED? 81 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,754 -MY GOLDEN CURLS? -OH! 82 00:04:08,829 --> 00:04:11,419 NO, REALLY, I ALWAYS WANTED 83 00:04:11,422 --> 00:04:14,212 A CHERRY RED SPORTS CAR. 84 00:04:14,214 --> 00:04:17,144 I ASKED FOR ONE FOR MY 16th BIRTHDAY, 85 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:19,177 BUT MOTHER WOULDN'T GET IT FOR ME. 86 00:04:19,179 --> 00:04:21,799 OH, WELL, SHE GOT YOU A CHERRY RED BICYCLE. 87 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:24,602 BUT NONE OF MY DATES COULD FIT IN THAT BASKET. 88 00:04:24,595 --> 00:04:26,975 OH! 89 00:04:26,977 --> 00:04:29,557 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE. 90 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,480 ALL THIS CUTENESS IS MAKING ME SICK. 91 00:04:32,483 --> 00:04:37,403 OH, COME ON. THAT ONE WAS KIND OF FUNNY. 92 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:39,198 -EVERYONE, DANCE WITH US. -COME ON, GET UP. 93 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:41,239 SHOW US SOME OF YOUR BEST MOVES. 94 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:46,213 THIS IS GREAT. GOOD JOB, KIDS. 95 00:04:47,828 --> 00:04:49,538 -BYE. -BYE NOW. 96 00:04:50,961 --> 00:04:52,461 -HELLO. -HELLO THERE. 97 00:04:57,217 --> 00:05:01,377 OKAY, I ROLLED MY EYES SO MANY TIMES TODAY, I'M GETTING DIZZY. 98 00:05:01,382 --> 00:05:04,772 THERE IS NO WAY BILLIE AND BOBBIE ARE THAT PERKY IN REAL LIFE. 99 00:05:04,765 --> 00:05:09,015 HEY, TRISH. AREN'T YOU JUST A BUNDLE OF SUNSHINE? 100 00:05:10,891 --> 00:05:13,521 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US HERE. 101 00:05:13,524 --> 00:05:15,704 (nervous chuckle) YOU'RE WELCOME. 102 00:05:15,696 --> 00:05:17,436 WELL, HEY. 103 00:05:17,438 --> 00:05:20,318 WE WANTED TO INVITE Y'ALL TO OUR LIVE TV SHOW TAPING 104 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,360 AT CLUB-A-DUB-DUB TOMORROW NIGHT. 105 00:05:22,363 --> 00:05:24,543 OH, WOW, THANKS. 106 00:05:24,535 --> 00:05:27,655 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TODAY. IT MEANT A LOT TO THE KIDS. 107 00:05:27,658 --> 00:05:30,288 OH, THAT'S WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO-- 108 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:33,120 Both: FOR THE KIDS. 109 00:05:33,123 --> 00:05:35,843 YOU GUYS DON'T TALK LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME, DO YOU? 110 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,256 Both: LIKE WHAT? 111 00:05:38,258 --> 00:05:39,958 FORGET IT. 112 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,800 HEY, WOULD YOU TWO MIND SHOWING US AROUND YOUR MUSIC SCHOOL? 113 00:05:43,804 --> 00:05:47,184 Both: SURE, WE'D LOVE TO. 114 00:05:47,177 --> 00:05:49,767 OH, GREAT. NOW THEY'VE GOT YOU DOING IT. 115 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,931 SO WE HAVE A PROFESSIONAL BOOTH FOR OUR SINGERS, 116 00:05:53,934 --> 00:05:55,904 -A STUDIO FOR OUR DANCERS... -WOW. 117 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:57,976 A BRAND-NEW SNACK MACHINE FOR OUR EATERS. 118 00:05:57,978 --> 00:06:01,318 OOH, DO Y'ALL MIND IF I GRAB AN APPLE? 119 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:05,331 (camera shutter clicking) 120 00:06:05,325 --> 00:06:07,405 OH! A RAT! 121 00:06:07,408 --> 00:06:11,038 OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 122 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:14,631 I'M SO SORRY, BI-- BOB-- BI-- 123 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,585 GIRLFRIEND. 124 00:06:16,587 --> 00:06:19,587 SOMEONE MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO CLEAN OUT THE MACHINE. 125 00:06:19,590 --> 00:06:21,260 I DID CLEAN IT OUT. 126 00:06:21,261 --> 00:06:24,211 WOW, PRETTY GROSS, HUH? 127 00:06:24,214 --> 00:06:27,684 YOU MUST WANT TO YELL OR SAY A BAD WORD. 128 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:31,008 OH, NO, SHE JUST STARTLED ME. 129 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:33,351 OH. AWW. 130 00:06:33,353 --> 00:06:35,783 WE LOVE ANIMALS. 131 00:06:35,776 --> 00:06:38,226 CAN WE KEEP HIM? 132 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:40,858 UH, SURE? 133 00:06:40,861 --> 00:06:43,021 AS LONG AS YOU KEEP HIM AWAY FROM OUR SCHOOL. 134 00:06:43,023 --> 00:06:45,913 WE HAVE AN INSPECTION COMING UP, AND RAT INFESTATION-- 135 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,526 IT WILL GET US SHUT DOWN. 136 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:50,408 OH, WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT. 137 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,990 SAY, WHAT'S ALL THIS OVER HERE? 138 00:06:52,993 --> 00:06:55,003 OUR ONE-OF-A-KIND INSTRUMENT CAROUSEL. 139 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:57,375 WELL, HOW NEAT. SHALL WE? 140 00:06:57,377 --> 00:07:00,037 AND A-ONE, AND A-TWO... 141 00:07:07,307 --> 00:07:09,307 Both: GEE WILLIKERS! 142 00:07:09,309 --> 00:07:11,389 IS THAT KETCHUP AND MUSTARD? 143 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,811 I DON'T GET IT. I JUST CLEANED THOSE. 144 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:17,904 I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE BEEN SO COMPLETELY 145 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:20,188 -AND UTTERLY... -HERE WE GO. 146 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,230 ...AMUSED. 147 00:07:22,232 --> 00:07:23,652 OH, COME ON! 148 00:07:23,654 --> 00:07:25,494 OH, NO, REALLY. IT JUST-- 149 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:29,326 IT TAKE SUCH A CREATIVE MIND TO THINK OF A PRANK LIKE THIS. 150 00:07:29,329 --> 00:07:31,909 HEY, BROTHER, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HIT THE FOOD COURT 151 00:07:31,912 --> 00:07:33,622 AND THINK OF A GREAT USE FOR THESE CONDIMENTS? 152 00:07:33,624 --> 00:07:35,924 OH, HEY, SISTER, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 153 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:38,456 -OKAY. -WE WILL SEE YOU ALL AT THE SHOW. 154 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,168 -Girl: BYE. -(boy chuckles) 155 00:07:40,170 --> 00:07:42,380 THIS PLACE IS A MESS. 156 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:45,262 WELL, AT LEAST THE FLOORS ARE GETTING CLEANED. LOOK. 157 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,505 (all exclaim) 158 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,507 WAIT, WHY ARE THERE BUBBLES COMING FROM THE BATHROOM? 159 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:53,430 (screams) AND WHY ARE THERE MORE RATS COMING FROM THE VENDING MACHINE? 160 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,273 (screams) AND WHY IS THERE AN ANGRY MAN 161 00:07:55,265 --> 00:07:58,355 WITH THE MALL FACILITIES INSPECTOR BADGE STANDING IN THE DOORWAY? 162 00:08:01,732 --> 00:08:04,272 (all scream) 163 00:08:07,948 --> 00:08:10,658 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE? 164 00:08:10,661 --> 00:08:12,281 NOTHING MUCH. 165 00:08:12,282 --> 00:08:16,252 WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE WITH YOU? 166 00:08:16,246 --> 00:08:19,326 I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS MESS. THIS PLACE IS A DISASTER. 167 00:08:19,329 --> 00:08:21,209 AND WHAT AM I STEPPING IN? 168 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:22,621 THAT'LL BE MUSTARD, SIR. 169 00:08:23,884 --> 00:08:25,684 HONEY DIJON, TO BE EXACT. 170 00:08:25,676 --> 00:08:28,126 I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD, BUT I PROMISE, 171 00:08:28,128 --> 00:08:30,338 WE TAKE OUR JOBS HERE VERY SERIOUSLY. 172 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,760 WELL, AT LEAST SOME OF US TAKE OUR JOBS SERIOUSLY. 173 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,603 OTHERS LEAVE SOAP IN THE SINK 174 00:08:34,595 --> 00:08:37,395 -AND FORGET TO TURN OFF THE WATER. -I DID TURN OFF THE WATER. 175 00:08:37,397 --> 00:08:40,307 -OR FORGET TO CLEAN THE INSTRUMENTS. -I DID CLEAN THE INSTRUMENTS. 176 00:08:40,310 --> 00:08:42,850 OH, RIGHT, JUST LIKE AUSTIN CLEANED OUT THE VENDING MACHINE. 177 00:08:42,853 --> 00:08:45,153 -I DID, I SWEAR. -ENOUGH. 178 00:08:45,145 --> 00:08:47,905 I'M SEEING FLOODING, FILTH AND AN INFESTATION 179 00:08:47,908 --> 00:08:49,818 WITH DISGUSTING RATS. 180 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:53,610 (gasps) HOW DARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT THE RATHSTEINS LIKE THAT? 181 00:08:53,614 --> 00:08:56,334 AND YES, I NAMED THEM THE RATSTEINS. 182 00:08:56,326 --> 00:08:59,616 BOTTOM LINE, THIS MUSIC SCHOOL IS NOT UP TO CODE, 183 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,250 AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO SHUT IT DOWN. 184 00:09:01,251 --> 00:09:03,541 NO, NO, MR. INSPECTOR MAN, SIR. 185 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,093 CAN I CALL YOU MR. INSPECTOR MAN, SIR? 186 00:09:06,086 --> 00:09:09,006 MY NAME'S MR. SCHXLUMBRAUGH. 187 00:09:12,132 --> 00:09:13,552 YEAH, I'LL STICK WITH "SIR." 188 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,443 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE US ANOTHER CHANCE. 189 00:09:15,435 --> 00:09:17,055 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE, 190 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,887 BUT WE CAN FIX IT, I PROMISE. 191 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,440 FINE, YOU HAVE 48 HOURS. 192 00:09:22,442 --> 00:09:26,362 GET THIS PLACE IN SHAPE, OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MUSIC SCHOOL. 193 00:09:26,356 --> 00:09:28,276 OH, OH. 194 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:29,818 -MR. SCHLEP-- -HEY. 195 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,150 MR. SCHLEP-- SCHLEPPER-- 196 00:09:38,198 --> 00:09:40,328 (gasps) 197 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:42,250 WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE? 198 00:09:42,252 --> 00:09:45,882 IS SOMEONE THROWING A BUBBLE PARTY WITHOUT US? 199 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:50,418 UH, I WISH. 200 00:09:50,420 --> 00:09:54,340 WE'RE JUST STUCK CLEANING UP THIS MESS OF SOAP SUDS. 201 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:57,354 OH, WELL, YOU SEEM FROWNY. 202 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,347 OOH, I BET A SONG ABOUT BUBBLES WILL CHEER YOU UP. 203 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,350 I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S-- 204 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,782 ♪ GONNA FLOAT LIKE A BUBBLE, LIGHT AND FREE ♪ 205 00:10:04,775 --> 00:10:08,685 ♪ DON'T BURST MY BUBBLE AND ME BEING ME. ♪ 206 00:10:10,991 --> 00:10:13,611 -HUH, I ACTUALLY DO FEEL BETTER. -HUH. 207 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:17,203 OH, WELL, HOW DID ALL OF THIS HAPPEN? 208 00:10:17,197 --> 00:10:20,157 OUR FRIEND DEZ USED TOO MUCH SOAP CLEANING UP THE BATHROOM, 209 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,120 AND THEN HE LEFT THE SINK RUNNING. 210 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:25,212 AND TRISH DIDN'T CLEAN THE INSTRUMENTS EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO. 211 00:10:25,205 --> 00:10:26,875 HUH. WELL, THAT'S A SHAME. 212 00:10:26,877 --> 00:10:29,377 HERE YOU TWO ARE WORKING SO HARD TO MAKE THIS SCHOOL SHINE, 213 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,749 AND ALL THOSE TWO DO IS BUMBLE IT UP. 214 00:10:31,752 --> 00:10:34,212 EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE. 215 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:37,255 WAIT, NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. IT'S-- 216 00:10:37,257 --> 00:10:40,597 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR Y'ALL TO RETHINK YOUR TEAM. 217 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,810 I MEAN, WE THINK ABOUT OUR TEAM EVERY DAY. 218 00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,693 THAT'S WHAT MAKES US BOBBIE AND BILLIE, 219 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:46,315 LIKE BAKED BEANS AND CHILI. 220 00:10:46,316 --> 00:10:48,316 (gasps) OR CHOCOLATE AND VANILLI. 221 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:51,028 (laughing) 222 00:10:51,031 --> 00:10:53,361 (both sigh) 223 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,325 WELL, WE'RE A GOOD TEAM TOO. 224 00:10:57,327 --> 00:10:59,197 AUSTIN AND ALLY LIKE... 225 00:10:59,199 --> 00:11:00,829 MILK AND A COWIE. 226 00:11:03,373 --> 00:11:05,923 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU TWO GO OUT 227 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:08,046 AND ENJOY A NICE, LEISURELY MEAL? 228 00:11:08,048 --> 00:11:10,288 AND WE WILL STAY HERE AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP FOR YOU. 229 00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:14,090 OH, NO. NO, NO, WE COULD NEVER ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 230 00:11:14,094 --> 00:11:15,724 YOU GUYS HAVE A SHOW TO REHEARSE FOR. 231 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,756 NO, WE INSIST. CLEANING IS ACTUALLY ONE OF OUR FAVORITE THINGS TO DO. 232 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:22,009 OH, LET ME GUESS. YOU GUYS HAVE A SONG ABOUT IT. 233 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,262 Both: SURE DO. 234 00:11:24,264 --> 00:11:27,234 ♪ CLEAN OUT YOUR HEART, LET THE LOVE SHINE IN ♪ 235 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:30,227 ♪ PUT ALL YOUR TROUBLES IN A GARBAGE BIN... ♪ 236 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:33,480 (continue humming) 237 00:11:39,409 --> 00:11:42,199 -OH. -WELL, LOOK AT Y'ALL HARD AT WORK UP HERE. 238 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,532 OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 239 00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:46,384 I'VE BEEN SCRUBBING OUT THESE INSTRUMENTS 240 00:11:46,376 --> 00:11:48,326 FOR THE PAST 15 MINUTES. 241 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:50,208 AND I ONLY TOOK TWO BREAKS. 242 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,382 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU TWO ARE 243 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:57,474 ARE THE REAL HEART AND SOUL OF THIS OPERATION, 244 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,427 YOU KNOW? AND YOU DON'T EVEN GET YOUR NAMES ON THE SIGN. 245 00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:03,390 I DON'T NEED MY NAME ON THE SIDE TO TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM. 246 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:06,813 I TELL THAT TO MYSELF EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR. 247 00:12:06,807 --> 00:12:09,227 AND I'M SURE AUSTIN AND ALLY TELL YOU 248 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,979 HOW MUCH THEY APPRECIATE YOU, TOO. 249 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,864 NOT REALLY. 250 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:19,156 BUT YOU WORK SO HARD. 251 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:23,200 YEAH, I DO, DON'T I? 252 00:12:23,203 --> 00:12:25,753 I CLEAN THE BATHROOMS, TEACH THE MUSIC VIDEO CLASS, 253 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,325 PROVIDE COMIC RELIEF WITH MY ODDBALL OBSERVATIONS. 254 00:12:28,328 --> 00:12:31,918 WELL, YOU KNOW, IT IS JUST SUCH A SHAME 255 00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:34,002 THAT YOU TWO ARE SO UNDERVALUED, YOU KNOW? 256 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,594 I MEAN, HERE YOU ARE, JUST WORKING FOR HOURS... 257 00:12:36,586 --> 00:12:39,676 OR, LIKE, QUARTERS OF HOURS, 258 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:42,549 AND THEY ARE OFF ENJOYING A LEISURELY LUNCH. 259 00:12:42,552 --> 00:12:44,592 Both: WHAT? 260 00:12:44,594 --> 00:12:46,564 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS, CLEANING. 261 00:12:46,556 --> 00:12:49,186 OH, NO. I MEAN, THEY LEFT. 262 00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:51,649 I SUPPOSED THEY JUST DIDN'T REALLY FEEL THE NEED TO PITCH IN. 263 00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:54,021 THAT IS SO STRANGE. 264 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,614 THEY DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE WHO WOULD TAKE ALL THE CREDIT 265 00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:58,696 WITHOUT DOING THEIR FAIR SHARE OF THE WORK. 266 00:12:58,698 --> 00:13:00,238 OH. 267 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,612 THOSE SNEAKS. 268 00:13:03,613 --> 00:13:06,753 TAKING CREDIT WITHOUT DOING WORK IS MY THING. 269 00:13:06,746 --> 00:13:08,786 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES US FEEL BETTER 270 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,208 WHEN A COUPLE OF EGOMANIACS TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP 271 00:13:11,211 --> 00:13:12,671 AND TREAT US LIKE DIRT? 272 00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:14,332 PLEASE BE A SONG. PLEASE BE A SONG. 273 00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:16,264 -A SONG. -YES! 274 00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:19,216 SAVE IT. I PREFER TO TAKE A MORE DIRECT APPROACH. 275 00:13:19,219 --> 00:13:21,969 -LET'S GO, DEZ. -OH. 276 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,382 GOODNESS. 277 00:13:25,685 --> 00:13:27,925 I'D ACTUALLY LOVE TO HEAR A SONG. 278 00:13:27,928 --> 00:13:30,518 ♪ WE'LL STICK TOGETHER LIKE TWO BIRDS-- ♪ 279 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,520 -Trish: DEZ! -GOTTA GO. 280 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,696 ♪ YOU GET A FRENCH FRY AND ADD SOME KETCHUP... ♪ 281 00:13:38,698 --> 00:13:39,818 PLEASE DON'T. 282 00:13:41,902 --> 00:13:45,122 WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 283 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,995 DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE THE TWO OF YOU HERE. 284 00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:50,247 YOU DIDN'T? I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY WE CAME DOWN HERE. 285 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,370 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE JUST RELAXING IN THE MALL 286 00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:56,133 WHILE DEZ AND I DO ALL THE WORK IN THE MUSIC FACTORY. 287 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,256 YEAH, WHY ARE YOU SLACKING? THE SCHOOL'S A MESS, 288 00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:00,838 AND INSPECTOR SCHLUCHSINBRUXIN'S IS COMING IN TWO DAYS. 289 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,840 SLACKING? WE'VE BEEN WORKING NON-STOP. 290 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,353 AND BESIDES, THE SCHOOL WOULDN'T BE A MESS 291 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,466 IF YOU GUYS HAD DONE YOUR CHORES IN THE FIRST PLACE. 292 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:10,178 -WE DID DO OUR CHORES. -YEAH. 293 00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:12,230 AND IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU STARTED APPRECIATING US. 294 00:14:12,232 --> 00:14:15,322 WE DO APPRECIATE YOU. YOU GUYS ARE A HUGE PART 295 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:17,395 OF THE SUCCESS OF THE MUSIC FACTORY. 296 00:14:17,397 --> 00:14:19,277 WE COULDN'T MAKE IT WITHOUT YOU! 297 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,569 AND WE APPRECIATE YOU! 298 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:22,820 IT'S INSPIRING HOW MUCH YOU DO FOR ALL OF OUR STUDENTS! 299 00:14:22,822 --> 00:14:25,542 -WELL, WE LOVE YOU GUYS! -THEN WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING? 300 00:14:25,535 --> 00:14:27,365 I HAVE NO IDEA! 301 00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,539 LOOK, I KNOW THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZY, 302 00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,411 BUT WE CAN'T TURN ON EACH OTHER. 303 00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:35,303 WE HAVE TO GET EVERYTHING BACK IN SHAPE 304 00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:37,415 BEFORE THE INSPECTOR COMES, OR WE'LL GET SHUT DOWN. 305 00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:41,167 YEAH, AND THEN YOU'LL LOSE ALL YOUR STUDENTS TO THE B&B MUSIC FACTORY. 306 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,921 WHAT'S THE B&B MUSIC FACTORY? 307 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,393 THE RIVAL SCHOOL BILLIE AND BOBBIE ARE OPENING UP. 308 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,265 Gang: WHAT THE WHAT? 309 00:14:47,267 --> 00:14:50,427 LILY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 310 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:53,100 WELL, I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON, 311 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,153 BUT I'VE HEARD BILLIE AND BOBBIE SAY 312 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,435 THEY'VE BEEN SABOTAGING THE A&A MUSIC FACTORY 313 00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,317 SO THAT THE MALL INSPECTOR WOULD SHUT IT DOWN 314 00:14:59,319 --> 00:15:02,279 THEIR PLAN IS TO OPEN UP THEIR OWN SCHOOL AND TAKE ALL YOUR STUDENTS AWAY. 315 00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:06,243 SO YOU DO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON. 316 00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:07,656 HUH, I GUESS I DO. 317 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:17,423 I CAN'T BELIEVE BILLIE AND BOBBIE WOULD SABOTAGE US-- 318 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,207 THE CONDIMENTS, THE BUBBLES, 319 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,459 THE PET RATS THEY PLANTED IN THE VENDING MACHINE. 320 00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:23,341 THEY'RE SO TWO-FACED... 321 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:25,813 BUT THERE'S TWO OF THEM, SO THEY'RE FOUR-FACED! 322 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,847 THEIR WHOLE ACT HAS BEEN A LIE-- 323 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:31,428 THE SMILES, THE SPARKLES, THE JAZZ HANDS. 324 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,061 I'M STARTING TO WONDER IF THERE'S ANY REAL JAZZ IN THOSE HANDS. 325 00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:38,555 WELL, WE'VE GOT TO STOP THEM BEFORE THEY OPEN UP THEIR SCHOOL. 326 00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:41,318 I SAY WE EXPOSE THEM FOR THE JERKS THEY REALLY ARE. 327 00:15:41,321 --> 00:15:44,321 WE CAN DO IT AT THEIR LIVE TAPING TOMORROW, 328 00:15:44,324 --> 00:15:47,494 OUT THEM IN FRONT OF ALL OF THEIR FANS ON LIVE TV. 329 00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:51,067 HOW? THEIR GOODY-GOODY BROTHER AND SISTER ACT IS SO AIRTIGHT, 330 00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:53,281 THERE'S NO WAY THEY'D SHOW THEIR TRUE COLORS. 331 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:56,383 PLEASE, NO BROTHER AND SISTER GET ALONG THAT WELL. 332 00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:59,836 TRUST ME, I ONCE DIED MY BROTHER'S HAIR GREEN WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING. 333 00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:02,881 WHY? 334 00:16:02,882 --> 00:16:04,922 I DON'T NEED A REASON. 335 00:16:04,924 --> 00:16:07,434 JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD. I'LL GET THEM TO CRACK. 336 00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:08,427 WAIT. 337 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:13,220 WHEN BILLIE AND BOBBIE TOLD ME THAT I HAVE GREAT FASHION SENSE, 338 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,893 WAS THAT A LIE TOO? 339 00:16:17,437 --> 00:16:19,397 EH, WHO AM I KIDDING? I ALWAYS LOOK GREAT. 340 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,367 HEY, UM, DO YOU THINK MY HAIR IS BIG ENOUGH? 341 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:33,490 I JUST SORT OF FEEL LIKE IT COULD BE BIGGER RIGHT AROUND LIKE... 342 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,173 HERE. 343 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,416 WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS. 344 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,668 IT'S BI-- BO-- 345 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,420 YOU. 346 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:45,803 HOW IS IT GOING, MA'AM? 347 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,335 -"MA'AM"? -YEAH. 348 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:49,257 OH, WOW, THAT IS JUST SO FORMAL. 349 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,429 WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME? 350 00:16:51,431 --> 00:16:53,681 MAYBE NEXT TIME. 351 00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:56,063 SO ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG LIVE SHOW? 352 00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,306 OH, YOU BETCHA. I ALWAYS BUBBLE WITH JOY 353 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,688 WHENEVER I GET TO PERFORM FOR MY FANS. 354 00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:03,350 OH, DO YOU HAVE FANS HERE TOO? 355 00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:06,703 'CAUSE YOUR BROTHER TOLD US THAT MOST PEOPLE COME TO THE SHOW FOR HIM. 356 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,107 WHAT? 357 00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:13,240 YEAH, SINCE HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW, 358 00:17:13,243 --> 00:17:15,213 HE HAS MOST OF THE FANS, RIGHT? 359 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:19,365 OH, WHO TOLD YOU HE WAS THE STAR OF THE SHOW? 360 00:17:19,369 --> 00:17:20,829 HE DID. 361 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,370 HE SAID HE'S THE REAL TALENT. 362 00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:23,962 YOU'RE JUST KIND OF HIS BACKUP. 363 00:17:26,626 --> 00:17:28,296 (seriously) HE SAID WHAT NOW? 364 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,220 (seriously) SHE SAID WHAT NOW? 365 00:17:32,222 --> 00:17:35,272 OH, YEAH. SHE TOLD US THIS WHOLE DUO ACT 366 00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:38,015 IS JUST A STEPPING STONE FOR HER TO LAUNCH HER SOLO CAREER. 367 00:17:38,017 --> 00:17:40,557 AND THEN SHE WENT ON AND ON ABOUT YOUR TERRIBLE SINGING. 368 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,350 WHAT DID SHE COMPARE IT TO AGAIN? 369 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:46,032 OH, RIGHT. TWO SEALS HAVING A SLAP FIGHT. 370 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,106 (imitating barking seals) 371 00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:54,451 AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT HE SAID ABOUT YOUR DANCING... 372 00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:57,294 -(scoffs) -BUT I WILL TELL YOU. HE SAID 373 00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:59,907 IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR FAMILY. 374 00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:02,459 (babbles) 375 00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:06,012 WHY, THAT NO-GOOD, CHERRY PICKING, 376 00:18:06,005 --> 00:18:09,795 SACK OF MARSHMALLOWS! EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE. 377 00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:13,129 YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND GIVE HER A PIECE OF MY MIND. 378 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,353 -(music playing) -OH, SOUNDS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT. 379 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:17,385 THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO START. YOU NEED TO GET ON STAGE. 380 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,364 ♪ YOU TAKE A BILLIE ♪ 381 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,106 ♪ YOU ADD A BOBBIE ♪ 382 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,567 ♪ YOU GET A BILLIE ♪ 383 00:18:29,569 --> 00:18:31,319 ♪ AND A BOBBIE ♪ 384 00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,281 ♪ WE'RE BILLIE AND BOBBIE ♪ 385 00:18:33,283 --> 00:18:34,823 -♪ AND BOBBIE ♪ -♪ AND BILLIE ♪ 386 00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,454 -♪ AND BOBBIE! ♪ -♪ AND BILLIE! ♪ 387 00:18:36,446 --> 00:18:39,286 ♪ THE "BILLIE AND BOBBIE SHOW" ♪ 388 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:42,079 -♪ STARRING BOBBIE ♪ -♪ BUT MOSTLY BILLIE. ♪ 389 00:18:45,915 --> 00:18:47,005 WHOO! 390 00:18:47,006 --> 00:18:48,166 (music playing) 391 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,418 WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW WHO'S WHO NOW. 392 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,211 KNOCK-KNOCK. 393 00:18:58,057 --> 00:18:59,557 WELL, I SAID, "KNOCK-KNOCK." 394 00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:02,969 YEAH, HOW ABOUT YOU GET THE DOOR? I'M SICK OF ANSWERING IT. 395 00:19:02,972 --> 00:19:05,272 FINE! I WILL ANSWER IT! 396 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:10,317 KNOCK-KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? 397 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,860 CANOE. CANOE WHO? 398 00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:15,662 CANOE BELIEVE THAT THIS GUY SAID 399 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,115 THAT HE'S A BETTER DANCER THAN ME? 400 00:19:19,239 --> 00:19:20,449 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 401 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,990 EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I'M THE BETTER SINGER. 402 00:19:22,992 --> 00:19:24,702 "HAPPY SONG." HIT IT! 403 00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:29,085 ♪ THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING ♪ 404 00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:32,088 ♪ AND IT'S A HAP-HAPPY DAY ♪ 405 00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:36,141 ♪ WITH MY BROTHER BY MY SIDE AND HIS SISTER STANDING BY ♪ 406 00:19:36,135 --> 00:19:39,215 ♪ WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE BLUES AWAY ♪ 407 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,219 ♪ UNLESS THE SISTER IS A SNAKE ♪ 408 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,851 ♪ OR THE BROTHER IS A FAKE ♪ 409 00:19:42,852 --> 00:19:45,862 ♪ HE COULDN'T MAKE IT WITHOUT ME... ♪ 410 00:19:45,855 --> 00:19:47,515 THIS ISN'T HOW IT GOES. 411 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:50,107 YOU KNOW, I LIKE THIS VERSION BETTER. 412 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:53,401 ♪ WELL, MOTHER ALWAYS LIKED ME BEST ♪ 413 00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,903 ♪ WELL, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PEST ♪ 414 00:19:54,904 --> 00:19:57,284 ♪ YOU'RE A BRAT, AND DAD AGREES. ♪ 415 00:19:57,277 --> 00:20:00,367 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? STOP. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 416 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,530 YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ALL OF THIS WITHOUT ME? 417 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:04,622 WELL, THEN GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 418 00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:06,214 -I QUIT! -OH, YOU QUIT? 419 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,415 -WELL, YOU CAN'T QUIT, 'CAUSE I QUIT! -GOOD. 420 00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,788 -YEAH. -AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT OUR LITTLE MUSIC SCHOOL 421 00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:13,250 THAT WE WERE GONNA OPEN UP, BECAUSE I NEVER WANT TO WORK WITH YOU AGAIN! 422 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,303 -WELL, I NEVER WANT TO EVEN SEE YOU AGAIN! -GOOD! 423 00:20:15,295 --> 00:20:16,465 -GOOD. -GRR! 424 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,596 GRR! 425 00:20:18,798 --> 00:20:20,178 (music playing) 426 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:23,429 WOW, THAT BLEW UP QUICKER THAN I THOUGHT. 427 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,843 OUR PLAN WORKED. 428 00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:28,194 AND NOW WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THEM TRYING TO TAKE DOWN OUR SCHOOL. 429 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:32,307 DOES ANYONE CARE THAT THERE'S A LIVE SHOW GOING ON AND NO ONE TO PERFORM? 430 00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:34,232 I THINK IT'LL BE FINE. 431 00:20:35,355 --> 00:20:38,445 -♪ YOU TAKE A LILY ♪ -♪ YOU ADD A DEZY ♪ 432 00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:41,568 -♪ YOU TAKE A LILY ♪ -♪ AND A DEZY ♪ 433 00:20:41,571 --> 00:20:43,411 ♪ IT'S LILY AND DEZY ♪ 434 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:45,243 -♪ AND DEZY ♪ -♪ AND LILY ♪ 435 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,424 ♪ "THE LILY AND DEZY SHOW." ♪ 436 00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,083 I GOTTA SAY, THIS PLACE LOOKS GREAT. 437 00:20:55,084 --> 00:20:58,594 OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MR. SCHLUXENBERGER. 438 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:00,678 IT'S SCHXLUMBRAUGH. 439 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,051 WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR EVERYONE TO SAY? 440 00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:06,233 IT RHYMES WITH FLUXUMBRAUGH. 441 00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:09,437 ANYWAY, YOU'VE OFFICIALLY PASSED YOUR INSPECTION, 442 00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:11,229 AND YOU WON'T BE GETTING SHUT DOWN. 443 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,980 YES! 444 00:21:12,982 --> 00:21:15,452 HEY, CAN I GET A COPY OF THAT REPORT FOR MY PARENTS? 445 00:21:15,445 --> 00:21:17,275 I DON'T PASS TESTS OFTEN. 446 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,106 SURE. 447 00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:20,738 WELL, IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE... 448 00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:22,610 NO. THANKS AGAIN, MR. SCHLUTZEN-BLUTZEN. 449 00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:25,793 MR. SCHLUHSEN-BLUHS-- 450 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,245 MR. SHOSHENBLUX-- 451 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,830 OH, WELL, IF IT ISN'T BILLIE AND BOBBIE. 452 00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,683 AND BOBBIE AND BILLIE. 453 00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:38,416 HI. 454 00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,378 WE CAME TO SAY THAT WE'RE SORRY. 455 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,220 MOTHER SAID THAT WE HAD TO GET RIGHT DOWN HERE 456 00:21:42,221 --> 00:21:44,301 AND OFFER YOU AN APOLOGY PIE. 457 00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:47,885 DID YOU BRING ANY I'M-SORRY ICE CREAM? 458 00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:49,887 I LIKE MY APOLOGIES A LA MODE. 459 00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:52,231 NO? 460 00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:57,565 WE ACTED LIKE JERKS. 461 00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,107 YOU KNOW, WE JUST SAW EVERYTHING Y'ALL HAD GOING FOR YOU HERE, 462 00:22:00,109 --> 00:22:02,359 AND I GUESS WE WANTED IT FOR OURSELVES. 463 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,112 OH, YOU CAN HAVE DEZ. 464 00:22:06,035 --> 00:22:08,325 OH. NO, THANK YOU. 465 00:22:12,452 --> 00:22:15,332 HEY, UM, BEFORE WE GO, 466 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,224 WE HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU 467 00:22:17,216 --> 00:22:18,916 AND IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSING. 468 00:22:18,918 --> 00:22:21,628 IT'S JUST IT'S BEEN BUGGING US SINCE, UH, WE MET. 469 00:22:23,723 --> 00:22:26,973 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS AUSTIN AND WHICH ONE OF YOU IS ALLY? 470 00:22:29,138 --> 00:22:30,558 Both: SERIOUSLY? 36139

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