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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,628 --> 00:00:08,838 'SUP, GUYS? 2 00:00:08,839 --> 00:00:10,839 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY SWEATER?! 3 00:00:12,633 --> 00:00:14,103 IT ONLY HAS ONE ARM. 4 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:16,555 I COULD TAKE IT OR "SLEEVE" IT. 5 00:00:16,557 --> 00:00:17,767 ( Ally laughs ) 6 00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:21,268 IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE MY JOKES GETTING BETTER? 7 00:00:21,272 --> 00:00:23,602 IT'S JUST YOU. 8 00:00:23,604 --> 00:00:24,534 HEY, GUYS. 9 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,695 I MADE THIS SWEATER FOR MY DEZZIE. 10 00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:28,357 I'M TAKING A KNITTING CLASS. 11 00:00:28,359 --> 00:00:30,909 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS THE FIRST THING SHE EVER KNITTED? 12 00:00:30,911 --> 00:00:31,951 ( high-pitched ) WHAT?! 13 00:00:31,952 --> 00:00:34,462 - NO WAY. - I HAVE EYES. 14 00:00:34,455 --> 00:00:36,245 WELL, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, ALLY. 15 00:00:36,247 --> 00:00:38,577 IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE OUR ONE-MONTH-IVERSARY. 16 00:00:38,579 --> 00:00:41,419 WE'RE GOING TO THE PICKLE FACTORY. 17 00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:43,372 ISN'T GAVIN THE SWEETEST? 18 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,167 IT MUST BE HARD SEEING ALLY WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 19 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:51,220 IT WAS WEIRD AT FIRST, 20 00:00:51,222 --> 00:00:53,342 BUT I'M READY TO MOVE ON. 21 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,144 I KNOW THE PERFECT GIRL. 22 00:00:55,136 --> 00:00:57,676 SHE'S TALL, SWEET, EASY ON THE EYES. 23 00:00:57,678 --> 00:00:59,478 SADLY, SHE'S TAKEN. 24 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,270 LOVE YOU, BABE. BOOP! 25 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:02,772 ( both snicker ) 26 00:01:02,773 --> 00:01:05,153 LUCKY FOR YOU, CARRIE HAS A SISTER. 27 00:01:05,146 --> 00:01:06,946 OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. YOU'D LOVE HER. 28 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:08,737 SHE'S JUST LIKE ME. 29 00:01:08,739 --> 00:01:11,359 ONLY, KINDA FORGETFUL. 30 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:13,742 OH, WHICH REMINDS ME, 31 00:01:13,744 --> 00:01:15,964 I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE DISHWASHER. 32 00:01:20,621 --> 00:01:22,251 I HAVE A FEELING HER SISTER'S 33 00:01:22,253 --> 00:01:23,703 PROBABLY NOT MY TYPE. 34 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:26,344 MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. 35 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:31,921 YEAH, DEFINITELY NOT MY TYPE. 36 00:01:31,922 --> 00:01:33,922 ARE YOU SURE? 'CAUSE I'VE MET HER, 37 00:01:33,924 --> 00:01:35,984 AND SHE'S EVERY BIT AS AMAZING AS CARRIE. 38 00:01:41,272 --> 00:01:43,312 BUBBLES TASTE WEIRD. ( giggles ) 39 00:01:45,226 --> 00:01:48,186 ( theme music playing ) 40 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:51,280 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 41 00:01:51,282 --> 00:01:52,862 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 42 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,373 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 43 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,905 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 44 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,326 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 45 00:01:57,328 --> 00:01:59,038 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 46 00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:02,119 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 47 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,342 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 48 00:02:05,336 --> 00:02:06,746 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 49 00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:09,207 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 50 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:13,250 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 51 00:02:13,254 --> 00:02:16,354 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 52 00:02:16,347 --> 00:02:19,517 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 53 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,520 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 54 00:02:22,523 --> 00:02:25,533 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 55 00:02:25,526 --> 00:02:28,566 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 56 00:02:28,569 --> 00:02:31,769 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 57 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:35,122 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 58 00:02:41,452 --> 00:02:44,122 ALLY, I HAVE BIG NEWS. 59 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:46,254 HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ARMAND BIANCHI? 60 00:02:46,247 --> 00:02:48,417 OF COURSE! HE'S THAT CELEBRITY DESIGNER 61 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,049 WHO MADE THAT ONE RED CARPET DRESS 62 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:52,420 OUT OF RED CARPET. 63 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:54,563 WELL, I GOT YOU A MEETING WITH HIM. 64 00:02:54,555 --> 00:02:57,295 WEARING ONE OF HIS DRESSES WOULD BE GREAT EXPOSURE. 65 00:02:57,298 --> 00:02:59,678 YEAH! I COULD MAKE THE BEST-DRESSED LIST. 66 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,100 OR THE WORST-DRESSED LIST. 67 00:03:01,101 --> 00:03:02,221 BUT WHO CARES? 68 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:03,303 AS LONG AS YOU'RE ON THE LIST. 69 00:03:03,304 --> 00:03:04,654 ( both chuckle ) 70 00:03:04,645 --> 00:03:06,265 THANKS SO MUCH FOR SETTING THIS UP, TRISH. 71 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:10,228 UH, WHAT'S THIS? 72 00:03:10,231 --> 00:03:12,231 IT LOOKS LIKE YARN. 73 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,243 IT GOES ALL THE WAY UP TO THE PRACTICE ROOM. 74 00:03:17,278 --> 00:03:19,698 HEY! WHO'S PULLING ME? 75 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,320 WHAT'S WITH THE SWEATER SHORTS? 76 00:03:22,323 --> 00:03:24,423 ONE LEG IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHER. 77 00:03:24,415 --> 00:03:27,375 MAN, I MUST HAVE UNRAVELED. 78 00:03:27,378 --> 00:03:28,828 I'LL GO HAVE CARRIE FIX THEM. 79 00:03:37,548 --> 00:03:39,798 SHOULD WE TELL HIM THEY'RE STILL UNRAVELING? 80 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,930 HE'S GONNA BE IN HIS UNDERWEAR ANY MINUTE. 81 00:03:41,932 --> 00:03:44,312 MEH, HE'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. 82 00:03:44,305 --> 00:03:46,305 ( Dez shrieks ) 83 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:55,914 EVER SINCE ALLY AND DEZ GOT IN RELATIONSHIPS, 84 00:03:55,906 --> 00:03:57,656 I'VE GOT NO ONE TO HANG OUT WITH. 85 00:03:57,658 --> 00:03:59,988 SO I'M REALLY GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS. 86 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,990 I'M GLAD WE'RE DOING THIS TOO. 87 00:04:01,992 --> 00:04:03,822 I REALLY ENJOY THESE MOMENTS. 88 00:04:03,824 --> 00:04:05,874 AWW, THANKS! 89 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:07,366 I FEEL THE SAME WAY. 90 00:04:07,368 --> 00:04:08,668 HUH? 91 00:04:08,669 --> 00:04:09,669 OH, SORRY, 92 00:04:09,670 --> 00:04:11,460 I WAS TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND. 93 00:04:11,462 --> 00:04:12,542 SAY THAT AGAIN, JACE. 94 00:04:15,175 --> 00:04:17,375 ( giggles ) OH, JACE... 95 00:04:17,378 --> 00:04:19,758 WELL, AT LEAST I GOT YOU, BEACH BALL. 96 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,010 YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ME. 97 00:04:24,385 --> 00:04:26,385 ( sighs ) AW, COME ON. 98 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:32,521 Girl: OW! 99 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:35,663 HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE THROWING THOSE. 100 00:04:35,656 --> 00:04:37,196 SORRY. ( chuckles nervously ) 101 00:04:37,197 --> 00:04:38,357 OOH. 102 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:43,322 WHOA. 103 00:04:43,324 --> 00:04:45,004 HELLO. 104 00:04:46,246 --> 00:04:49,286 I MEAN... 105 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,579 'SUP? 106 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:51,711 I'M AUSTIN. 107 00:04:51,712 --> 00:04:54,342 I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I'M A BIG FAN. 108 00:04:55,836 --> 00:04:59,416 I MEAN, 'SUP. I'M PIPER. 109 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:00,470 ( chuckles ) 110 00:05:00,471 --> 00:05:02,341 SOME MORE ARE COMING IN. 111 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,353 THOSE WAVES ARE GETTING BIG. 112 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:07,055 ACTUALLY, I'M WAITING FOR THEM TO GET BIGGER. 113 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:08,557 REALLY? 114 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,349 THOSE WAVES ARE TOO SMALL FOR YOU? 115 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:13,982 ( stammers ) ME TOO. 116 00:05:13,984 --> 00:05:16,284 SO, HOW COME I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE? 117 00:05:16,276 --> 00:05:18,396 I USUALLY SURF BY MY HOUSE. 118 00:05:18,399 --> 00:05:22,279 BUT THERE'S MUCH BETTER SCENERY HERE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 119 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:23,442 THANKS. 120 00:05:24,405 --> 00:05:26,245 I DID SOME PUSHUPS EARLIER. 121 00:05:26,246 --> 00:05:28,246 ( exhales ) 122 00:05:28,248 --> 00:05:32,448 I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BEACH, SPAGHETTI ARMS. 123 00:05:32,453 --> 00:05:35,263 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE DOING THOSE PUSHUPS RIGHT? 124 00:05:35,255 --> 00:05:37,045 VERY FUNNY. 125 00:05:37,047 --> 00:05:38,547 YOU JUST WANTED TO TOUCH MY ARM. 126 00:05:38,549 --> 00:05:39,879 MAYBE. 127 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:42,220 YOU WANNA GO SURFING TOMORROW? 128 00:05:42,222 --> 00:05:44,222 ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 129 00:05:44,224 --> 00:05:46,644 WHAT CAN I SAY? 130 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:49,927 YOU RODE A WAVE RIGHT INTO MY HEART. 131 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,730 WOW. ( chuckles ) 132 00:05:51,732 --> 00:05:54,272 I HOPE YOUR SURFING'S BETTER THAN YOUR FLIRTING. 133 00:05:54,274 --> 00:05:56,864 ME TOO. ( laughs ) 134 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:57,977 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 135 00:05:57,978 --> 00:05:59,318 IT'S A DATE. 136 00:06:01,191 --> 00:06:02,191 ( silently ) 137 00:06:02,192 --> 00:06:03,402 HEY, THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE 138 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:05,334 SOME KILLER 20-FOOT WAVES IN THE MORNING. 139 00:06:05,325 --> 00:06:07,245 GREAT. 140 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:09,117 THEN I'LL SEE YOU AFTER LUNCH. 141 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,199 ( chuckles ) 142 00:06:23,464 --> 00:06:25,354 THANKS AGAIN FOR SETTING UP THAT MEETING. 143 00:06:25,345 --> 00:06:27,765 YOU KNOW, ARMAND BIANCHI'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE DESIGNERS. 144 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:29,308 ME TOO. 145 00:06:29,309 --> 00:06:31,969 REMEMBER THAT DRESS HE MADE OUT OF LIVE SNAPPING TURTLES? 146 00:06:31,972 --> 00:06:33,512 ( laughing ) YEAH. 147 00:06:33,514 --> 00:06:36,734 I WONDER IF THAT MODEL EVER GOT HER NOSE BACK. 148 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,279 GREETINGS! EVERYONE FEELING SPLENDID? 149 00:06:42,783 --> 00:06:45,243 - DID YOU JUST SAY "SPLENDID"? - YEAH. 150 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,235 I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH THIS AMAZING GIRL. 151 00:06:47,237 --> 00:06:48,487 SO I LOOKED UP A BUNCH OF NEW WORDS 152 00:06:48,489 --> 00:06:50,239 TO MAKE HER THINK I'M SMART. 153 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:53,290 YOU ALL LOOK QUITE ADOLESCENT. 154 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:57,416 I LOVE IT THAT YOU'RE LEARNING NEW WORDS. 155 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,247 ( chuckles softly ) 156 00:06:58,248 --> 00:07:00,748 MAYBE NEXT YOU CAN LEARN WHAT THEY MEAN. 157 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:03,001 YOU GUYS ARE REALLY GONNA LIKE MY DATE. 158 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:05,763 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SHE'S FUNNY, SHE SURFS. 159 00:07:05,756 --> 00:07:07,256 WELL, DOES SHE FLOSS? 160 00:07:07,257 --> 00:07:09,217 'CAUSE YOU CAN TELL A LOT ABOUT A GIRL BY HER GUMS. 161 00:07:09,219 --> 00:07:10,219 AHH. 162 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,310 UH-- 163 00:07:11,311 --> 00:07:12,351 YEAH, THIS ONE'S FEISTY. 164 00:07:14,104 --> 00:07:15,484 HERE SHE IS NOW! 165 00:07:17,017 --> 00:07:18,397 Austin: GUYS? 166 00:07:18,398 --> 00:07:19,398 MEET MY DATE. 167 00:07:19,399 --> 00:07:20,979 PIPER? 168 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:22,361 HEY, CARRIE. 169 00:07:22,362 --> 00:07:23,562 YOU GUYS KNOW EACH OTHER? 170 00:07:23,564 --> 00:07:25,374 YEAH, SHE'S MY SISTER. 171 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:26,655 WHAT? 172 00:07:26,657 --> 00:07:28,447 NO WAY! 173 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,698 PIPER'S THE KOOKY GIRL DEZ WANTED TO SET YOU UP WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE? 174 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,412 WAIT... 175 00:07:33,413 --> 00:07:34,413 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 176 00:07:34,414 --> 00:07:36,424 YEAH, I WANTED TO SET YOU TWO UP... 177 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:38,496 BUT WHEN I SHOWED AUSTIN YOUR PICTURE, HE WAS ALL LIKE, 178 00:07:38,499 --> 00:07:41,629 "BLECH! UGH! YEESH!" 179 00:07:41,632 --> 00:07:43,632 REALLY? 180 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:46,224 SO, I WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 181 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:48,386 NO, I-- I CAN EXPLAIN. 182 00:07:48,388 --> 00:07:50,008 DEZ SHOWED ME THIS PICTURE, 183 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,010 AND YOUR FACE WAS ALL... 184 00:07:52,012 --> 00:07:53,352 NOT LIKE IT IS NOW. 185 00:07:55,806 --> 00:07:58,516 THAT WAS FROM "NERD DAY" AT SCHOOL. 186 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,399 WELL, I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP. 187 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,600 COME ON, LET'S GO ON OUR DATE NOW. 188 00:08:01,602 --> 00:08:05,072 IT BOTHERS ME THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE LOOKS. 189 00:08:05,065 --> 00:08:06,605 WHAT IF THAT WASN'T A COSTUME? 190 00:08:06,607 --> 00:08:08,067 IT COULD HAVE BEEN REAL. 191 00:08:08,068 --> 00:08:10,408 HAVEN'T YOU EVER GONE THROUGH AN AWKWARD PHASE? 192 00:08:10,410 --> 00:08:12,320 ( chuckles ) I THINK WE'RE ALL 193 00:08:12,322 --> 00:08:14,882 FEELING A LITTLE AWKWARD RIGHT NOW. 194 00:08:15,916 --> 00:08:17,286 ACTUALLY, I'M ENJOYING MYSELF. 195 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,209 YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT DATE, AUSTIN. 196 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:23,251 I DON'T WANNA GO OUT WITH A GUY WHO'S THIS SHALLOW. 197 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,263 I'M NOT SHALLOW. I JUST LIKE PRETTY GIRLS. 198 00:08:29,049 --> 00:08:31,129 WAIT, THAT SOUNDED BAD! 199 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:33,301 SO, WHERE YOU GUYS GOING ON YOUR DATE? 200 00:08:43,854 --> 00:08:45,744 HOW CAN PIPER THINK I'M SHALLOW? 201 00:08:45,736 --> 00:08:47,526 WOULD A SHALLOW GUY SPEND THREE HOURS 202 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,147 MAKING HIS HAIR LOOK LIKE THIS? 203 00:08:50,150 --> 00:08:51,240 YES, HE WOULD. 204 00:08:52,653 --> 00:08:54,243 I SPENT THREE HOURS PUTTING ON THIS OUTFIT 205 00:08:54,244 --> 00:08:55,504 CARRIE GAVE ME. 206 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:57,115 I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE GAVE ME TWO. 207 00:08:58,328 --> 00:09:00,208 I THINK THOSE ARE SOCKS. 208 00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:05,012 OHH, THAT'S WHY IT TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO PUT ON. 209 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:08,666 HOW CAN I SHOW PIPER I'M DEEP? 210 00:09:08,669 --> 00:09:10,219 READ HER YOUR JOURNAL. 211 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:14,220 I LOVE MAY 10TH, WHEN YOU CRIED AFTER SEEING THAT DOUBLE RAINBOW. 212 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:16,394 I FELL OFF MY SKATEBOARD. 213 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:19,386 THERE JUST HAPPENED TO BE A DOUBLE RAINBOW AT THE SAME TIME. 214 00:09:19,389 --> 00:09:21,439 FORGET THE RAINBOWS! 215 00:09:21,441 --> 00:09:23,641 JUST DO SOMETHING THOUGHTFUL FOR HER. 216 00:09:23,644 --> 00:09:25,614 FIND OUT WHAT SHE LIKES TO EAT AND COOK FOR HER. 217 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:29,026 YEAH! GIRLS LOVE IT WHEN YOU CARE ABOUT STUFF THEY LIKE. 218 00:09:29,029 --> 00:09:31,029 WHY ELSE WOULD I BE WEARING A SOCK DRESS ALL DAY? 219 00:09:33,283 --> 00:09:36,623 ALL RIGHT. THEN I'M GONNA BE INTO WHATEVER PIPER'S INTO. 220 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,287 WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES TO EAT? 221 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:39,578 CARRIE SAID SHE'S A VEGAN. 222 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,329 AND I'M A CAPRICORN. 223 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,411 BUT WHAT DOES SHE LIKE TO EAT? 224 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:53,011 UM, NO NO NO NO. 225 00:09:53,013 --> 00:09:54,593 ( exhales deeply ) 226 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,144 - AHH, YOU MUST BE TRISH. - MM-HMM. 227 00:09:57,137 --> 00:10:00,177 OH, NO. MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH. 228 00:10:01,221 --> 00:10:02,221 WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF KISSES. 229 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:03,602 ( chuckles ) 230 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:04,823 THANK YOU FOR MEETING US, MR. BIANCHI. 231 00:10:04,815 --> 00:10:06,355 YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE CLOTHING DESIGNER. 232 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,936 OH, I'M NOT A DESIGNER! 233 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:10,938 I'M MERELY A VESSEL THROUGH WHICH PATTERN AND FASHION 234 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:13,151 BIRTH INTO THE UNIVERSE. 235 00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:14,573 SOUNDS MESSY. 236 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,374 HI, I'M ALLY. 237 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,826 - GREAT TO MEET YOU. - OH! 238 00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:20,328 MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH-- 239 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,290 OH! 240 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:24,201 ONLY SIX. WE JUST MET. 241 00:10:26,546 --> 00:10:28,626 ALLY, YOU ARE QUITE BEAUTIFUL. 242 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,628 ( exhales slightly ) 243 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,049 HOW WOULD YOU... 244 00:10:32,052 --> 00:10:35,142 LIKE TO BE MY NEW MUSE? 245 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,385 - ( girls gasp ) - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 246 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,427 I'VE NEVER MADE A JOKE IN MY LIFE. 247 00:10:39,429 --> 00:10:41,059 AND BESIDES, 248 00:10:41,061 --> 00:10:44,261 I'VE GROWN BORED OF MY FORMER MUSE. 249 00:10:44,264 --> 00:10:46,274 JAMIE, YOU'RE BORING! 250 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:47,396 AND FIRED! 251 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,397 ( gasps ) 252 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,821 I HAVE A SHOW THIS WEEKEND, 253 00:10:52,823 --> 00:10:56,083 AND I'D LIKE YOU TO WEAR THE CROWN JEWEL 254 00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:58,406 OF MY COLLECTION. 255 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,618 ( applause ) 256 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:03,281 THANK YOU. 257 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:06,923 THIS COAT IS MADE ENTIRELY OF FEATHERS 258 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,627 FROM THE EXOTIC JUB-JUB BIRD-- 259 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:12,839 A RARE AND DISTANT RELATIVE OF THE PEACOCK. 260 00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:15,263 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 261 00:11:15,255 --> 00:11:17,215 YES, THIS FASHION SHOW 262 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:20,257 WILL HELP RAISE MONEY TO PREVENT THEIR... 263 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,220 ( voice-breaking ) EXTINCTION. 264 00:11:22,642 --> 00:11:24,642 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE WOULD PREVENT THEIR EXTINCTION? 265 00:11:24,644 --> 00:11:26,444 NOT MAKING COATS OUT OF THEM. 266 00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,017 OH, NO NO NO NO NO. 267 00:11:29,019 --> 00:11:31,809 I ONLY USE THE FEATHERS THAT NATURALLY FALL OFF THE BIRDS 268 00:11:31,812 --> 00:11:33,312 IN MY PRIVATE SANCTUARY. 269 00:11:33,313 --> 00:11:37,453 WELL, NO ONE'S GONNA BE ABLE TO PULL IT OFF LIKE OUR ALLY. 270 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,160 ( yelps ) 271 00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:49,498 ( exhales deeply ) 272 00:11:49,499 --> 00:11:51,919 ( chuckles nervously ) WE'LL WORK ON THAT. 273 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:53,382 YEAH. 274 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,430 I HOPE YOU'RE WAXING UP AN APPETITE. 275 00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:05,443 BECAUSE I HAVE SOME TREATS FOR YOU. 276 00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:07,935 THEY'RE PRETTY DELINQUENT. 277 00:12:09,439 --> 00:12:11,729 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE USING THAT WORD RIGHT. 278 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,811 LISTEN... 279 00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:17,034 I WANNA PROVE TO YOU THAT I'M NOT SHALLOW. 280 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,027 I SPENT ALL NIGHT WRITING YOU THIS POEM. 281 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,833 "I KNOW I WAS RUDE AND CAME OFF KINDA JERKY, 282 00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:27,366 SO I MADE YOU SOME FOOD. 283 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:29,577 ENJOY THIS TOFU TURKEY." 284 00:12:29,579 --> 00:12:31,329 IT RHYMES. 285 00:12:31,331 --> 00:12:33,251 LOOK, AUSTIN, 286 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,263 I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU. 287 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,085 MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. 288 00:12:38,298 --> 00:12:39,798 I HEARD YOU'RE A VEGAN, 289 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,220 SO ONCE I FIGURED OUT WHAT THAT MEANT, 290 00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:44,512 I MADE YOU TOFU WITH CARROTS, 291 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:46,274 CARROT SOUFFLE... 292 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,186 CARROT SOUP, 293 00:12:48,188 --> 00:12:49,438 CARROT CAKE-- 294 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:52,769 YOU REALIZE, THEY MAKE OTHER VEGETABLES. 295 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,022 ( sighs ) 296 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,364 LOOK, PIPER, 297 00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:57,315 JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF. 298 00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,317 I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU'RE INTO. 299 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:01,359 REALLY? 300 00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:02,821 ANYTHING I'M INTO? 301 00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:04,703 OKAY. 302 00:13:04,704 --> 00:13:06,914 WELL, FOR STARTERS, 303 00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:08,957 I DON'T BELIEVE IN BOTTLED WATER. 304 00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:10,829 I-- I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT EITHER. 305 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,211 BUT, LOOK, IT'S REAL. 306 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:18,965 I MEAN, IT'S NOT NATURAL ENOUGH FOR ME. 307 00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:21,549 I PREFER COCONUT WATER. 308 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,631 STRAIGHT FROM THE TALLEST TREES. 309 00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:28,345 UM... OKAY. ( chuckles nervously ) 310 00:13:28,348 --> 00:13:30,808 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 311 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,390 HOO! 312 00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:38,316 WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 313 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,898 YOU DON'T DRINK COCONUT WATER. 314 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:43,030 I KNOW. I'M TESTING HIM. 315 00:13:43,033 --> 00:13:45,833 HE SAYS HE'S A GENUINE GUY WHO'S REALLY INTO ME, 316 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,155 AND I WANNA SEE HOW FAR HE'LL GO. 317 00:13:48,158 --> 00:13:49,908 OOH, I LIKE THAT. 318 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,330 IT'S SO DELINQUENT. 319 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,751 Austin: AWW! 320 00:13:52,752 --> 00:13:55,382 THERE'S A BIRD'S NEST UP HERE! 321 00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:59,165 - ( birds screeching ) - OW! OW! OW! OW OW! 322 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,062 SO, I WATCHED MODELS ON TV 323 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:06,265 TO COME UP WITH MY OWN RUNWAY WALK. 324 00:14:06,266 --> 00:14:08,266 I CALL THIS "THE FISH OUT OF WATER." 325 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,143 ( grunts ) 326 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,735 I THINK WE SHOULD THROW THAT ONE BACK. 327 00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:19,187 OKAY. 328 00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:21,279 HOW ABOUT "THE LOST TOURIST"? 329 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,672 EH, CAN I GIVE THAT TO HER-- SOME DIRECTIONS? 330 00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:38,545 HOW ABOUT... DON'T WALK LIKE THAT? 331 00:14:38,548 --> 00:14:40,208 OKAY. 332 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,460 YOU'LL LOVE "THE PRANCING PONY." 333 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,354 ( exhales ) 334 00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:53,101 OOH! 335 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:54,943 ( neighs ) 336 00:15:04,324 --> 00:15:05,624 ( shrieks ) 337 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,617 OH. SORRY, CAVEMAN GUY. 338 00:15:08,618 --> 00:15:10,448 DEZ, IT'S ME. 339 00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,870 OH. 340 00:15:12,872 --> 00:15:14,532 ( shrieks ) 341 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:16,745 ( panting ) 342 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,336 PIPER MADE ME GIVE UP CLOTHES, 343 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:20,378 SOAP, TOOTHPASTE... 344 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,960 ( voice-breaking ) EVEN MY HAIR PRODUCTS. 345 00:15:23,343 --> 00:15:25,393 BUT YOUR HAIR WAS SO PERFECT BEFORE. 346 00:15:25,385 --> 00:15:27,385 IT'S ALL YOU HAD! 347 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,427 WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY SINGING AND DANCING? 348 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,599 ( inhales sharply ) OOH. 349 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,310 A LOT OF PEOPLE SING AND DANCE, BUDDY. 350 00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:35,943 SO, IS PIPER GONNA GO OUT WITH YOU NOW? 351 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,355 NO. 352 00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:39,517 SHE STILL THINKS I'M SOME SHALLOW GUY. 353 00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:41,189 ( deeply sighs ) 354 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:43,061 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN DO. 355 00:15:43,063 --> 00:15:44,273 I KNOW! 356 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:46,374 SHE SEEMS TO BE ALL ABOUT SAVING THE ANIMALS. 357 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:49,236 PROTEST THIS FASHION SHOW. 358 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,029 THEY'RE USING FEATHERS FROM ENDANGERED ANIMALS. 359 00:15:53,073 --> 00:15:54,373 "ARMAND BIANCHI DEBUTS 360 00:15:54,374 --> 00:15:57,084 HIS ONE-OF-A-KIND JUB-JUB COAT." 361 00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:58,377 SHE'LL HATE THIS! 362 00:15:58,378 --> 00:16:00,418 I'LL GO DOWN THERE AND HOLD UP A SIGN. 363 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:02,380 OH-HO, NO NO NO NO NO! AMATEUR. 364 00:16:02,382 --> 00:16:04,132 YOU NEED TO THINK BIGGER. 365 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:07,094 LIKE DUMP BUCKETS OF PAINT ON ALL THE MODELS. 366 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:09,678 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 367 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:12,089 YOU GET PIPER THERE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST. 368 00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,512 HOW ABOUT I GET PIPER THERE 369 00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:15,313 AND YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR BREATH? 370 00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:16,645 WHOO! 371 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:17,856 ( exhales ) 372 00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:26,664 THANKS FOR COVERING MY SHIFT, CARRIE. 373 00:16:26,656 --> 00:16:28,816 I COULDN'T MISS ALLY'S FIRST FASHION SHOW. 374 00:16:28,818 --> 00:16:30,448 NO PROBLEM. 375 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:32,910 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA WEAR MY LATEST KNIT SHIRT? 376 00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:34,282 THAT'S A HAT. 377 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,674 NO. IT'S A SHIRT. 378 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:39,496 I JUST COULDN'T GET IT OVER MY HEAD. 379 00:16:42,212 --> 00:16:43,622 HOW'S IT GOING, DEZ? 380 00:16:43,623 --> 00:16:45,763 I AM OUTRAGED. 381 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,295 AND YOU WILL BE TOO, PIPER. 382 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,927 AUSTIN FOUND OUT THERE ARE THESE POOR DEFENSELESS BIRDS, 383 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:54,509 WHOSE FEATHERS ARE BEING USED TO MAKE COATS, PANTS AND SKIRTS. 384 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,404 OOH, I BET THOSE FEATHER SKIRTS ARE CUTE. 385 00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:59,347 UH, SUPER CUTE. 386 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:01,059 WAIT... 387 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,521 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AGAINST USING ANIMALS FOR ANYTHING. 388 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,413 ( sharply inhales ) YEAH, ABOUT THAT... 389 00:17:06,406 --> 00:17:09,146 UM, I'M NOT REALLY ANTI-FEATHER 390 00:17:09,149 --> 00:17:11,109 OR ANTI-SOAP OR ANTI-LEATHER. 391 00:17:11,111 --> 00:17:13,571 OR ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. 392 00:17:13,573 --> 00:17:15,373 I LEARNED THAT WORD IN HISTORY CLASS. 393 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:16,495 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, 394 00:17:16,496 --> 00:17:19,156 BUT I'VE BEEN DYING TO USE IT. 395 00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:22,329 I WAS JUST MESSING WITH AUSTIN TO SEE IF HE WAS REALLY INTO ME. 396 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,382 IT TURNS OUT, HE'S A REALLY GREAT GUY. 397 00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:30,215 SO YOU COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED AND HUMILIATED A PERSON JUST TO PROVE A POINT?! 398 00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:31,380 WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT FRIENDS. 399 00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,671 I'M GONNA STOP MAKING HIM DO ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF. 400 00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:36,894 MM, YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM 10 MINUTES AGO. 401 00:17:36,886 --> 00:17:40,226 HE'S NOW AT THE FASHION SHOW PROTESTING THE ABUSE OF SOME WEIRD JUB-JUB BIRD. 402 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,271 DID YOU SAY JUB-JUB BIRD? 403 00:17:43,273 --> 00:17:46,283 DEZ, NO ONE'S ABUSING THE BIRDS! 404 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:48,316 THE SHOW'S RAISING MONEY TO SAVE THEM! 405 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,028 AND ALLY'S THE STARRING MODEL. 406 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:51,489 WHAT?! 407 00:17:51,491 --> 00:17:53,241 ALLY'S A MODEL? 408 00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,163 HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GIRL WALK IN HEELS? 409 00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:56,905 YEAH, IT'S UGLY. 410 00:17:56,906 --> 00:17:58,616 IT'S ABOUT TO GET A LOT UGLIER. 411 00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:01,458 AUSTIN'S GONNA DROP BUCKETS OF PAINT ON ALLY AND THE OTHER MODELS. 412 00:18:01,461 --> 00:18:02,621 OH, I'LL CALL HIM! 413 00:18:02,622 --> 00:18:05,002 OOH, THAT MIGHT BE A PROBLEM. 414 00:18:05,004 --> 00:18:06,384 AUSTIN GOT RID OF HIS PHONE WHEN I TOLD HIM 415 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,296 I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN TECHNOLOGY. 416 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,091 ( dance music playing ) 417 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,762 ( applause ) 418 00:18:19,979 --> 00:18:22,019 AUSTIN! AUSTIN! 419 00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,601 PIPER! 420 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,323 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 421 00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:27,645 I'M ABOUT TO STOP THIS DISGUSTING FASHION SHOW. 422 00:18:27,647 --> 00:18:28,687 YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 423 00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:30,028 I KNOW. 424 00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:32,819 THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF NON-SUPERFICIAL GUY I AM. 425 00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:37,452 I LIE AWAKE AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT THOSE POOR JUB-JUB BIRDS. 426 00:18:37,447 --> 00:18:39,537 AUSTIN, SHE'S BEEN MESSING WITH YOU. 427 00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,539 SHE'S MANIPULATIVE AND DECEITFUL 428 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:44,001 AND HAS A LOT OF OTHER GREAT QUALITIES TOO. 429 00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,963 I'M SORRY, AUSTIN. 430 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:47,585 I WAS JUST TESTING YOU. 431 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:49,627 I'M NOT REALLY AGAINST ALL THAT STUFF. 432 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:53,249 SO, I WORE THIS POTATO SACK FOR NOTHING? 433 00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:56,473 I ATE VEGETABLES FOR NOTHING! 434 00:18:56,466 --> 00:18:58,886 WELL, THE VEGETABLES WEREN'T FOR NOTHING. 435 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,428 I AM A VEGAN. 436 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,850 ( exhales ) I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 437 00:19:01,851 --> 00:19:03,721 I'M JUST GLAD WE FOUND YOU IN TIME. 438 00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:06,403 NOW YOU WON'T RUIN ALLY'S FASHION SHOW. 439 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,976 ALLY'S IN THIS? 440 00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:11,028 OH, NO, SHE'S GONNA GET COVERED IN PAINT 441 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:12,150 WHEN THIS TIMER GOES OFF! 442 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,651 - WELL, TURN IT OFF! - I CAN'T! 443 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,283 OH... 444 00:19:16,736 --> 00:19:18,326 WE HAVE TO GET HER ATTENTION. 445 00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:19,828 ALLY! ALLY! 446 00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,161 SHE THINKS WE'RE CHEERING HER ON. 447 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,592 ( chanting ) ALLY! ALLY! 448 00:19:25,585 --> 00:19:28,085 WE HAVE FIVE SECONDS. DO SOMETHING. 449 00:19:28,087 --> 00:19:29,547 ( crowd chanting "Ally!" ) 450 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:31,669 - LOOK OUT, ALLY! - ( Ally yelps ) 451 00:19:33,253 --> 00:19:34,843 ( crowd screams ) 452 00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,638 ( flatly ) SAVED IT. 453 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,390 ALLY! 454 00:19:42,392 --> 00:19:43,472 OH! OH, MY-- 455 00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,363 MY PRECIOUS ANGEL! ARE YOU OKAY?! 456 00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,975 I GOT THIS, SIR. SHE'S MY PRECIOUS ANGEL. 457 00:19:47,977 --> 00:19:50,397 I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY COAT! 458 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,360 IS IT-- IS IT RUINED?! 459 00:19:52,362 --> 00:19:54,272 AUSTIN, WHAT'S GOING ON? 460 00:19:54,274 --> 00:19:56,164 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON. 461 00:19:56,155 --> 00:20:00,985 THIS MONSTER TRIED TO RUIN THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF CLOTHING 462 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,700 I HAVE EVER CREATED! 463 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,332 HATE TO INTERRUPT, BUT YOU MIGHT WANNA YELL AT ME A BIT FURTHER AWAY. 464 00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:06,625 HUH? 465 00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:07,826 OH... 466 00:20:07,827 --> 00:20:10,377 FLY, MY JUB-JUB, FLY! 467 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,217 IS SHE SAFE? 468 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,722 SORRY AGAIN FOR LYING TO YOU. 469 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,944 I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THOUGHT I WAS SHALLOW. 470 00:20:27,937 --> 00:20:29,477 I'M REALLY SORRY TOO. 471 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,229 CAN WE START OVER? 472 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,850 I'D LIKE THAT. 473 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,453 'SUP? I'M AUSTIN. 474 00:20:36,446 --> 00:20:39,446 'SUP? I'M PIPER. 475 00:20:39,449 --> 00:20:41,199 WANNA GO SURFING? 476 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,740 I HEAR THERE ARE SOME KILLER 20-FOOT WAVES TOMORROW MORNING. 477 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,794 GREAT. 478 00:20:45,785 --> 00:20:47,325 THEN I'LL SEE YOU AFTER LUNCH. 479 00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:49,287 - ( chuckles ) - NOT 'CAUSE I'M SCARED OF BIG WAVES, 480 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,419 'CAUSE IT'S GONNA TAKE ME THAT LONG TO GET MY HAIR LOOKING GOOD AGAIN. 481 00:20:52,422 --> 00:20:54,002 ( both laugh ) 482 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,637 AUSTIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 483 00:20:59,639 --> 00:21:01,089 I KNOW. 484 00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:04,340 I'M REALLY SORRY I RUINED YOUR SHOW. 485 00:21:04,344 --> 00:21:05,484 NO. 486 00:21:05,475 --> 00:21:07,345 I MEAN YOU AND PIPER. 487 00:21:07,347 --> 00:21:09,147 I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU. 488 00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:10,518 THANKS. 489 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,600 SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME FOR CAUSING ALL THIS? 490 00:21:12,602 --> 00:21:16,452 NO. I THINK IT'S ROMANTIC YOU MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF TO IMPRESS A GIRL. 491 00:21:16,446 --> 00:21:18,656 BUT I RUINED YOUR MODELING DEBUT. 492 00:21:18,658 --> 00:21:21,658 EH, I'M SURE I WOULD HAVE RUINED IT SOONER OR LATER. 493 00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:23,361 HAVE YOU SEEN ME WALK IN HEELS? 494 00:21:23,363 --> 00:21:25,163 AHH. 495 00:21:25,164 --> 00:21:26,414 - ( shrieks ) - OH! 496 00:21:26,406 --> 00:21:28,406 ( thuds ) 497 00:21:34,874 --> 00:21:36,424 GUYS, I'VE GOT BIG NEWS. 498 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:39,626 ARMAND BIANCHI SAW THE KNIT CLOTHES YOU WORE AT THE FASHION SHOW, 499 00:21:39,629 --> 00:21:42,129 AND WANTS TO FEATURE YOU IN HIS NEXT PHOTO SHOOT. 500 00:21:42,131 --> 00:21:43,301 NO WAY! 501 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,262 I KNOW I WAS GOOD AT KNITTING, 502 00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,353 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS THAT GOOD. 503 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:48,926 TRUST ME, NONE OF US DID. 504 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:52,138 I FINALLY GET TO PUT MY SUPERMODEL GOOD LOOKS TO USE. 505 00:21:52,141 --> 00:21:53,141 ( chuckles ) 506 00:21:54,233 --> 00:21:56,403 ( dance music playing ) 34873

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