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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:08,296 Trish: HERE'S KENNETH KREEN'S REVIEW OF AUSTIN'S CONCERT. 2 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:09,799 "AUSTIN MOON'S PERFORMANCE 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:12,090 WAS TIRED AND UNINSPIRED. 4 00:00:12,093 --> 00:00:15,403 IT LACKED THE SPECTACLE OF A SUPERSTAR PERFORMER. 5 00:00:15,396 --> 00:00:18,806 FRANKLY, I'VE HAD MORE FUN PLUCKING MY NOSE HAIRS." 6 00:00:20,271 --> 00:00:22,311 IF AUSTIN SEES THIS REVIEW, 7 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,643 IT'LL TEAR HIM APART. 8 00:00:23,644 --> 00:00:25,074 WE BETTER HIDE THESE MAGAZINES. 9 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,236 HE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 10 00:00:26,237 --> 00:00:27,607 - OKAY. - HOW MANY DID YOU BUY? 11 00:00:27,608 --> 00:00:28,608 ALL OF THEM. 12 00:00:28,609 --> 00:00:30,449 LET'S GO. OH, WAIT! OH! 13 00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:32,031 - THAT'S NO GOOD. - SORRY. 14 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,612 - PICK THEM UP! - HIDE, HIDE. 15 00:00:33,614 --> 00:00:36,714 WE GOT THIS. HIDE THEM OVER IN THE PIANO. 16 00:00:36,707 --> 00:00:38,247 Ally: OH, UH... 17 00:00:38,249 --> 00:00:39,499 WE GOT THIS. WE GOT THIS. 18 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,620 HE'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE! 19 00:00:40,621 --> 00:00:41,661 OKAY, UM... 20 00:00:41,662 --> 00:00:43,712 HERE HE COMES! ACT NATURAL. 21 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:50,300 - YO. - 'SUP, BUDDY? 22 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:52,931 HEY, GOOD-LOOKING. 23 00:00:52,933 --> 00:00:54,813 HEY, GUYS. 24 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,557 BAM! 25 00:00:58,639 --> 00:01:01,639 OH, THE NEW ISSUE OF "MIAMI WEEKLY." 26 00:01:01,642 --> 00:01:03,892 I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR ONE. 27 00:01:03,894 --> 00:01:05,574 NO! 28 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:09,896 NO... ONE DOES THE WORD JUMBLE BEFORE ME. 29 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:12,240 ( chuckles ) 30 00:01:12,243 --> 00:01:14,753 HEY, IT'S THE REVIEW OF MY SHOW. 31 00:01:16,617 --> 00:01:19,657 "TIRED. UNINSPIRED"? 32 00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:21,120 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 33 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,332 YOU GUYS COULD HAVE AT LEAST TRIED TO HIDE IT FROM ME. 34 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:24,634 WE DID. 35 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:27,295 DEZ HAS MAGAZINES IN HIS PANTS. 36 00:01:27,298 --> 00:01:28,878 IT'S TRUE. 37 00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:29,879 SEE? 38 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:36,766 OH, THAT'S MY LUNCH. 39 00:01:36,767 --> 00:01:38,717 ( theme music playing ) 40 00:01:43,484 --> 00:01:45,364 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 41 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,646 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 42 00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:48,437 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 43 00:01:48,439 --> 00:01:49,689 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 44 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,360 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 45 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:52,822 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 46 00:01:52,823 --> 00:01:55,913 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 47 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:59,036 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 48 00:01:59,039 --> 00:02:00,699 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 49 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,911 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 50 00:02:02,913 --> 00:02:07,303 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 51 00:02:07,298 --> 00:02:10,378 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 52 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:13,551 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 53 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:16,564 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 54 00:02:16,557 --> 00:02:19,557 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 55 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,600 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 56 00:02:22,603 --> 00:02:25,823 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 57 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:28,896 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 58 00:02:34,485 --> 00:02:36,075 Austin: WHO IS THIS KENNETH KREEN? 59 00:02:36,076 --> 00:02:38,116 THIS REVIEW IS AWFUL. 60 00:02:38,118 --> 00:02:40,658 MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE TIRED, 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,041 BUT I'VE BEEN PERFORMING ALMOST EVERY NIGHT. 62 00:02:43,043 --> 00:02:45,633 HE'S WRONG. YOU WERE AMAZING. 63 00:02:45,626 --> 00:02:49,046 I'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE HATE MY SHOW BEFORE. 64 00:02:49,049 --> 00:02:50,459 YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:51,881 I'M GONNA CHANGE HIS MIND. 66 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:53,212 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 67 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,684 HE THINKS I'M ALL TIRED AND UNINSPIRED. 68 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,636 I'M GONNA SHOW HIM THE COOLEST PERFORMANCE EVER. 69 00:02:58,639 --> 00:02:59,889 YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU PLAN IT? 70 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,640 THANKS, BUT I THINK I GOT AUSTIN COVERED 71 00:03:01,642 --> 00:03:02,762 WHEN IT COMES TO COOL. 72 00:03:02,763 --> 00:03:04,483 CHECK OUT MY NEW EXIT. 73 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:05,725 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 74 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:12,572 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE. 75 00:03:20,371 --> 00:03:22,741 ( giggling ) 76 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:24,543 AUSTIN AND I WERE UP ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT 77 00:03:24,535 --> 00:03:26,375 THINKING OF AWESOME PERFORMANCE IDEAS. 78 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:28,287 THEN IT HIT US. NOTHING'S MORE AWESOME 79 00:03:28,289 --> 00:03:29,879 THAN OUR FAVORITE COMIC BOOK 80 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,670 "THE GALACTIC ADVENTURES 81 00:03:31,672 --> 00:03:35,642 OF THE ELECTRIC AVENGERRRR!" 82 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,757 THAT'S HOW YOU SAY IT. 83 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:40,889 OKAY, WELL GET TO THE POINT 84 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:43,891 FASTERRRR. 85 00:03:46,647 --> 00:03:49,647 WE CAME UP WITH AN AMAZING SPACE THEMED PERFORMANCE. 86 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:51,400 IT'S GONNA BLOW KENNETH KREEN'S MIND. 87 00:03:51,402 --> 00:03:52,482 ( imitates explosion ) 88 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,023 THERE'S GONNA BE BRAIN MATTER EVERYWHERE. 89 00:03:54,024 --> 00:03:55,704 LITERALLY. 90 00:03:55,696 --> 00:03:57,696 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT "LITERALLY" MEANS, DO YOU? 91 00:03:57,698 --> 00:03:58,908 NOPE. 92 00:04:00,701 --> 00:04:03,201 IMAGINE THIS IS THE STAGE. 93 00:04:03,203 --> 00:04:07,463 AND I'M THE ELECTRIC AVENGERRR! 94 00:04:07,458 --> 00:04:09,998 YEAH, THAT WON'T GET OLD. 95 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,040 KENNETH KREEN'S GONNA BE SITTING HERE 96 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:14,252 AS REPRESENTED BY THIS EGG. 97 00:04:15,796 --> 00:04:17,296 THE MUSIC STARTS. 98 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,468 OUT OF NOWHERE, CYBORGS ATTACK. 99 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:20,840 I FIGHT THEM OFF. 100 00:04:20,841 --> 00:04:22,591 ( both shout ) 101 00:04:27,227 --> 00:04:29,477 THEN, I'LL DODGE ASTEROIDS. 102 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,480 ( both exhaling, cheering ) 103 00:04:34,395 --> 00:04:35,695 AND... 104 00:04:35,696 --> 00:04:38,486 AFTER HE DEFEATS THE EVIL VELOTIAN QUEEN... 105 00:04:38,489 --> 00:04:39,739 ( both shout ) 106 00:04:42,703 --> 00:04:45,583 HE'LL FLY THROUGH THE AIR AND BE THE HERO OF PLANET ZYTRAX. 107 00:04:45,576 --> 00:04:49,536 ELECTRIC AVENGERRR! 108 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:52,460 HOW ARE YOU GONNA SING WHILE BATTLING CYBORGS, 109 00:04:52,463 --> 00:04:54,383 DODGING ASTEROIDS, FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, 110 00:04:54,375 --> 00:04:56,045 AND FIGHTING OFF GALACTIC QUEENS? 111 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,256 WHOO! I'M OUT OF BREATH JUST SAYING IT. 112 00:04:58,258 --> 00:04:59,678 I ALREADY THOUGHT OF THAT. 113 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,050 I'LL JUST PRERECORD THE TRACK 114 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,841 AND PRETEND TO SING ALONG. 115 00:05:02,843 --> 00:05:03,803 MAKES SENSE. 116 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,144 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SONG. 117 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:07,845 THE POINT IS TO GIVE KENNETH KREEN AN AMAZING SHOW. 118 00:05:07,848 --> 00:05:10,638 YEAH, THERE'S NO WAY KENNETH KREEN'S GONNA GIVE AUSTIN A BAD REVIEW 119 00:05:10,641 --> 00:05:12,061 AFTER THIS, 120 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,642 BECAUSE HE'S GONNA CRUSH IT. 121 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,436 HUH. 122 00:05:17,438 --> 00:05:19,068 I THOUGHT KENNETH KREEN WAS HARD BOILED. 123 00:05:28,208 --> 00:05:29,538 MR. KREEN, 124 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,450 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE AUSTIN'S NEW SHOW. 125 00:05:31,452 --> 00:05:33,082 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 126 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,723 YES, WELL, IT WAS EITHER WATCH THIS TRAIN WRECK 127 00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:39,046 OR HIT MYSELF OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN. 128 00:05:39,049 --> 00:05:42,459 UNFORTUNATELY, I COULDN'T FIND A FRYING PAN. 129 00:05:42,463 --> 00:05:44,473 AT LEAST YOU'RE KEEPING AN OPEN MIND. 130 00:05:44,465 --> 00:05:45,725 ( chuckles ) 131 00:05:45,726 --> 00:05:46,846 ( music playing ) 132 00:05:48,138 --> 00:05:50,348 MANY WEEKS AGO 133 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:53,310 IN A UNIVERSE KIND OF FAR, FAR AWAY, 134 00:05:53,313 --> 00:05:57,073 PLANET ZYTRAX WAS IN GRAVE PERIL! 135 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:59,437 ( voice echoes, lasers buzz ) 136 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,610 ONLY ONE MAN COULD SAVE IT. 137 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,452 THAT MAN WAS NONE OTHER THAN... 138 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:06,155 AUSTIN MOON! 139 00:06:06,156 --> 00:06:08,156 ( cheering ) 140 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,951 ( music playing ) 141 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,464 ♪ MMM ♪ 142 00:06:16,457 --> 00:06:18,917 ♪ IF I COULD STOP THE WORLD ♪ 143 00:06:18,919 --> 00:06:20,839 ♪ TONIGHT ♪ 144 00:06:20,841 --> 00:06:22,711 ♪ I WOULD ♪ 145 00:06:24,465 --> 00:06:26,885 ♪ FREEZE THIS MOMENT IN TIME ♪ 146 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,507 ♪ OH, IF I ONLY COULD ♪ 147 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,140 GET READY. THIS NEXT PART'S 148 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:32,721 GONNA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET. 149 00:06:32,723 --> 00:06:35,693 ♪ DANCE LIKE THE WIND OVER AND OVER AGAIN ♪ 150 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:37,976 ( music scratches, skips ) 151 00:06:41,361 --> 00:06:42,651 ( crowd gasping ) 152 00:06:46,617 --> 00:06:47,737 ( stammers ) 153 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:51,120 I TOLD YOU HE WOULD KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR FEET. 154 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:01,711 UH-OH. 155 00:07:01,712 --> 00:07:03,042 KENNETH KREEN JUST POSTED HIS REVIEW 156 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,553 OF LAST NIGHT'S PERFORMANCE. 157 00:07:04,545 --> 00:07:06,255 IT'S NOT GOOD. 158 00:07:08,308 --> 00:07:09,308 HEY, AUSTIN. 159 00:07:10,811 --> 00:07:12,761 WAS THAT KENNETH KREEN'S REVIEW? 160 00:07:12,763 --> 00:07:16,653 YEAH. IT'S NOT AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT. 161 00:07:16,647 --> 00:07:18,517 YOU'RE KIDDING. LET ME SEE. 162 00:07:18,519 --> 00:07:20,269 NO, I'LL READ IT TO YOU. 163 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:22,610 "AUSTIN MOON IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE 164 00:07:22,613 --> 00:07:24,443 THE MOST AWESOME PERFORMER EVER." 165 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,664 THAT'S IT. YOU HEARD HIM. 166 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,870 OH. ( chuckles ) 167 00:07:34,034 --> 00:07:35,634 "AUSTIN MOON LIP-SYNCHED 168 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:37,786 THROUGH A CATASTROPHIC PERFORMANCE. 169 00:07:37,788 --> 00:07:40,838 HE'S JUST ANOTHER PRETTY BOY FRAUD WHO CAN'T SING"? 170 00:07:40,841 --> 00:07:43,671 AT LEAST HE CALLED YOU PRETTY. 171 00:07:43,674 --> 00:07:46,724 I ONLY LIP-SYNCHED 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM. 172 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,467 THIS STINKS. 173 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,048 NO ONE'S EVER QUESTIONED MY MUSICAL ABILITY BEFORE. 174 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:52,801 YOU KNOW YOU'RE THE REAL DEAL, 175 00:07:52,803 --> 00:07:54,393 AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 176 00:07:54,394 --> 00:07:56,654 MAYBE I AM FREAKING OUT OVER NOTHING. 177 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,647 SO I GOT TWO BAD REVIEWS. 178 00:07:58,649 --> 00:07:59,649 IT'S NOT GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE. 179 00:08:05,025 --> 00:08:07,445 THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. 180 00:08:07,447 --> 00:08:09,947 MAYBE IT IS CHANGING MY LIFE. 181 00:08:09,950 --> 00:08:11,740 I THINK I'M LOSING MY SWAG. 182 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:14,452 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 183 00:08:14,454 --> 00:08:15,624 AND I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU. 184 00:08:17,037 --> 00:08:19,617 HERE. SING A SONG TO THOSE GIRLS. 185 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,620 GREAT IDEA. YEAH. 186 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,173 HEY, GIRLS. 187 00:08:24,174 --> 00:08:27,054 ♪ BEEN COUNTING EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY-- ♪ 188 00:08:30,631 --> 00:08:33,261 I DON'T FEEL LIKE PLAYING MUSIC ANYMORE. 189 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,353 I'M GONNA GO PLAY VOLLEYBALL. 190 00:08:35,345 --> 00:08:36,345 YEAH. 191 00:08:37,938 --> 00:08:40,978 I'VE NEVER SEEN AUSTIN LIKE THIS BEFORE. 192 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:42,811 A COUPLE BAD REVIEWS, 193 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:44,443 AND IT'S LIKE HE'S COMPLETELY FALLING APART. 194 00:08:44,444 --> 00:08:46,654 IT'S A TEXTBOOK CASE, ACTUALLY. 195 00:08:46,647 --> 00:08:48,817 WHEN ONE LOSES CONFIDENCE IN THE THING HE'S BEST AT, 196 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:51,649 HE GETS WASHED AWAY IN A TIDAL WAVE OF SELF DOUBT, 197 00:08:51,652 --> 00:08:53,992 CAUSING HIM TO QUESTION EVERYTHING ELSE IN HIS LIFE. 198 00:08:53,994 --> 00:08:56,624 SO YOU'RE SAYING BECAUSE HE'S DOUBTING HIS MUSIC, 199 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:58,867 HE'S LOSING HIS CONFIDENCE WITH EVERYTHING? 200 00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,829 NO, ALLY. I SAID... 201 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:03,001 "IT'S A TEXTBOOK CASE. 202 00:09:03,003 --> 00:09:04,763 WHEN ONE LOSES CONFIDENCE IN THE THING HE'S--" 203 00:09:04,755 --> 00:09:05,925 WE GET IT. 204 00:09:05,926 --> 00:09:09,006 WE HAVE TO HELP AUSTIN GET HIS CONFIDENCE BACK. 205 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,721 AND WE'D BETTER DO IT FAST. 206 00:09:16,096 --> 00:09:17,636 I THINK I LOST. 207 00:09:26,777 --> 00:09:28,687 YEAH, TECH SUPPORT? 208 00:09:28,689 --> 00:09:30,399 MY CELLPHONE IS BROKEN. 209 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,450 I WENT SWIMMING WITH IT. 210 00:09:32,452 --> 00:09:33,952 NOT SUPPOSED TO? 211 00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:36,624 WELL, WHAT IF I'M DROWNING AND NEED TO CALL FOR HELP? 212 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,077 I DEMAND A NEW PHONE! 213 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,789 YEAH, I'LL HOLD, 214 00:09:40,791 --> 00:09:42,161 BUT I AM NOT HAPPY! 215 00:09:43,463 --> 00:09:45,383 HELLO, DEAR FRIEND. 216 00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:48,207 UH... HELLO? 217 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,708 I KNOW YOU'VE LOST YOUR CONFIDENCE, 218 00:09:50,711 --> 00:09:52,341 YOUR SWAGGER, 219 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,132 YOUR SWAG, IF YOU WILL. 220 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:56,814 SO PLEASE, JOIN ME AS I GUIDE YOU 221 00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:58,217 ON A RELAXING JOURNEY 222 00:09:58,218 --> 00:10:00,058 TO FIND YOUR INNER PEACE. 223 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:02,640 I JUST CAME TO GET AN INNER PIECE OF CHEESE 224 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:04,483 FOR MY SALAMI SANDWICH. 225 00:10:04,484 --> 00:10:07,154 EATING'S THE ONLY THING THAT BRINGS ME JOY. 226 00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:10,279 FORGET THE SANDWICH. 227 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:13,030 SIT DOWN AND CALM YOUR MIND. 228 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,413 ( sighs ) 229 00:10:15,405 --> 00:10:16,615 ( soothing music plays ) 230 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,406 NOW LET'S START WITH SOME POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS. 231 00:10:20,410 --> 00:10:22,660 CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REPEAT AFTER ME. 232 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:25,463 ( both exhale ) 233 00:10:25,455 --> 00:10:28,335 YOU ARE STRONG. YOU ARE CONFIDENT. 234 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:31,008 I AM STRONG. I AM CONFIDENT. 235 00:10:31,011 --> 00:10:33,841 YOU ARE TALENTED. YOU ARE NOT A FRAUD. 236 00:10:33,844 --> 00:10:36,684 I AM TALENTED. I'M NOT A FRAUD. 237 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,257 HOLD ON A SEC. 238 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:40,848 HOLD ON A SEC. 239 00:10:40,851 --> 00:10:43,681 UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 240 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,154 UH-HUH. 241 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,645 UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 242 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,648 YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING?! 243 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,110 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING? 244 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:53,942 YOU ARE USELESS, WORTHLESS, 245 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,664 AND HORRIBLE AT WHAT YOU DO. 246 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,035 I'M USELESS, WORTHLESS, 247 00:10:57,037 --> 00:10:58,487 AND HORRIBLE AT WHAT I DO. 248 00:10:58,488 --> 00:11:00,198 NOW GET ME A NEW PHONE RIGHT NOW 249 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,910 OR YOU'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 250 00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,463 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO GET YOU A NEW PHONE. 251 00:11:05,455 --> 00:11:06,875 I DON'T WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 252 00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:17,636 HEY, TIFFANY. 253 00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:19,717 I NEED YOU TO DO ME A HUGE FAVOR. 254 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,140 OH, SURE. WHO ARE YOU? 255 00:11:22,142 --> 00:11:25,362 I'VE SAT NEXT TO YOU IN HOME ROOM FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS. 256 00:11:25,355 --> 00:11:27,645 OH, RIGHT. ZED. 257 00:11:27,647 --> 00:11:30,357 CLOSE ENOUGH. 258 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,440 LISTEN, MY FRIEND, AUSTIN MOON, 259 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,612 IS HAVING SOME TROUBLE WITH GIRLS. 260 00:11:34,614 --> 00:11:35,784 SO NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS, 261 00:11:35,776 --> 00:11:37,696 JUST TELL HIM HOW GREAT HE IS. 262 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,867 AUSTIN MOON'S HAVING TROUBLE WITH GIRLS? 263 00:11:39,870 --> 00:11:40,910 BUT HE'S SO COOL. 264 00:11:40,911 --> 00:11:42,741 HE USED TO BE. 265 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,203 NOW I'M THE COOL ONE. 266 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,794 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 267 00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:47,746 NO. 268 00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,628 OH, HERE HE COMES. 269 00:11:49,629 --> 00:11:51,539 HEY, AUSTIN. 270 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:53,291 SEE THAT CHEERLEADER OVER THERE? 271 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:56,303 SHE'S EYEBALLING YOU BIG TIME. 272 00:11:56,296 --> 00:11:58,256 YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO HER. 273 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:00,839 NAH. I'M NOT REALLY FEELING IT. 274 00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:02,601 GREAT! GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 275 00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:07,055 ( exhales ) 276 00:12:07,057 --> 00:12:08,477 'SUP? 277 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:10,058 OW! OW, MY HAIR! 278 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,350 SORRY SORRY SORRY. 279 00:12:11,351 --> 00:12:13,851 ZED WAS RIGHT. YOU ARE SO NOT COOL ANYMORE. 280 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:15,864 - I-- - ( sighs ) 281 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:18,116 ( murmurs ) 282 00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:20,698 'SUP. 283 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,280 GET ME OUT OF HERE. 284 00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:23,702 I'M ON IT. 285 00:12:23,703 --> 00:12:24,743 WAIT, WAIT. 286 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,417 I COULD HAVE JUST GIVEN YOU MY LOCKER COMBINATION. 287 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,040 UH, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR HAIR? 288 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,132 TRUST ME. I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. 289 00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:36,835 ( exclaims ) 290 00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:49,055 AUSTIN, ARE YOU REALLY READING KENNETH KREEN'S REVIEW AGAIN? 291 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:50,559 YEAH. 292 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,850 THE ONLY GOOD WORD IN HERE IS "INCREDIBLE." 293 00:12:52,853 --> 00:12:57,743 HE SAID IT'S "INCREDIBLE" PEOPLE PAY MONEY TO SEE MY SHOWS. 294 00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:59,737 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 295 00:12:59,739 --> 00:13:01,449 BUT AUSTIN, YOU'RE READING TOO MUCH. 296 00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:05,622 LOOK, TRISH BOOKED YOU A DO-OVER CONCERT. 297 00:13:05,615 --> 00:13:07,455 ONCE YOU GET UP THERE AND ROCK, 298 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,207 YOU'LL GET YOUR CONFIDENCE BACK. 299 00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:11,619 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA WORK. 300 00:13:11,621 --> 00:13:13,291 I'VE LOST MY SWAG, ALLY. 301 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,633 YOU JUST NEED SOMEBODY TO HELP YOU GET IT BACK. 302 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,465 AND I HAVE JUST THE PERSON. 303 00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:24,052 PACK YOUR SWAG BAGS, 304 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,734 'CAUSE SWAG MASTER ALLY'S 305 00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:27,225 TAKING YOU TO SWAG TOWN 306 00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:28,637 IN HER STATION SWAGON. 307 00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:32,688 HONK HONK! MM, MM, MM. 308 00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:33,982 THANKS, ALLY. 309 00:13:33,984 --> 00:13:36,704 YOU JUST RUINED THE WORD "SWAG" FOREVER. 310 00:13:36,696 --> 00:13:39,856 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 311 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,610 I USED TO BE A SCARED LITTLE GIRL 312 00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:44,361 WHO COULDN'T PERFORM JUST LIKE YOU. 313 00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,874 DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LITTLE GIRL? 314 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,867 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN WHERE YOU ARE. 315 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,790 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO GO ON STAGE 316 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,291 AND FEEL AN OVERWHELMING FEAR 317 00:13:53,293 --> 00:13:55,763 THAT YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL. 318 00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:58,045 IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD IS JUDGING YOU. 319 00:13:58,048 --> 00:13:59,668 STUDENTS, TEACHERS, 320 00:13:59,669 --> 00:14:01,169 DOCTORS, JUDGES. 321 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,473 YOUR HAND AND FEET START TO TINGLE. 322 00:14:05,465 --> 00:14:07,265 YOU BREAK INTO A SWEAT. 323 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,177 YOU START TO HAVE A PANIC ATTACK. 324 00:14:09,179 --> 00:14:11,469 IT'S LIKE THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME. 325 00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:13,471 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON ME! 326 00:14:13,473 --> 00:14:15,653 I CAN'T BREATHE. I CAN'T BREATHE. 327 00:14:15,645 --> 00:14:17,435 ( gasping ) 328 00:14:17,437 --> 00:14:19,027 ( chuckles ) 329 00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,609 BUT I GOT OVER IT. 330 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:21,940 AND YOU WILL TOO. 331 00:14:21,942 --> 00:14:23,612 YOU ARE GONNA BE GREAT TONIGHT. 332 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:24,993 GOTTA GO. ( pants ) 333 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,836 I'M REALLY NERVOUS. 334 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:39,297 WHEN YOU HAD STAGE FRIGHT, 335 00:14:39,299 --> 00:14:40,339 HOW'D YOU CALM YOURSELF DOWN? 336 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:41,550 I CHEWED MY HAIR. 337 00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:45,063 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 338 00:14:47,717 --> 00:14:49,967 YOU CAN DO THIS, AUSTIN. 339 00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:52,060 YOU'RE RIGHT. 340 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:53,892 I CAN DO THIS. 341 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,903 ( cheering ) 342 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,149 ( chanting ) AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN! 343 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:04,231 ( music playing ) 344 00:15:04,234 --> 00:15:05,584 Crowd: WHOO! 345 00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:07,445 YOU'RE A FRAUD. 346 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:09,617 YOU ARE SO NOT COOL. 347 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:12,029 YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT WHAT YOU DO. 348 00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:15,462 THE ELECTRIC AVENGERRR! 349 00:15:15,455 --> 00:15:17,625 EVERYONE'S JUDGING YOU. 350 00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:19,457 STUDENTS, TEACHERS, 351 00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,999 DOCTORS, JUDGES. 352 00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:31,257 - ( music stops ) - ( crowd gasps ) 353 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,051 POOR AUSTIN. 354 00:15:33,053 --> 00:15:34,223 IT'S GOTTEN WORSE. 355 00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,064 NOW HE HAS FULL-BLOWN STAGE FRIGHT. 356 00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:37,766 I HOPE NOT. 357 00:15:37,767 --> 00:15:40,607 THAT WOULD MEAN THE END OF HIS SINGING CAREER. 358 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:42,230 BUT IT COULD BE THE BEGINNING 359 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:44,022 OF HIS TRACK AND FIELD CAREER. 360 00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:45,624 MAN, THAT BOY CAN RUN. 361 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:51,870 ( piano playing ) 362 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:00,918 HEY. 363 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,710 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME. 364 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:07,353 I GOT ON STAGE AND I JUST COULDN'T DO IT. 365 00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:10,637 I STARTED SEEING FACES, HEARING VOICES. 366 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,850 THERE WAS EVEN AN OLD-TIMEY ENGLISH JUDGE IN THE AUDIENCE. 367 00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:17,483 I USED TO SEE THE ENTIRE SUPREME COURT. 368 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,647 I'LL NEVER FORGET THE DISAPPOINTMENT 369 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:22,648 ON RUTH BADER GINSBURG'S FACE. 370 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,032 I DON'T THINK I CAN PERFORM ANYMORE. 371 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,025 I MEAN, I FLEW OFF THAT STAGE 372 00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:31,107 FASTER THAN THE ELECTRIC AVENGERRR. 373 00:16:31,111 --> 00:16:33,871 AUSTIN, IT'S GONNA GET BETTERRR. 374 00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,616 I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER THIS. 375 00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:40,208 I DID. 376 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:41,670 AND YOU KNOW HOW? 377 00:16:41,671 --> 00:16:44,621 'CAUSE I HAD YOU BY MY SIDE. 378 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,215 I KNOW. 379 00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:48,627 I USED TO FEEL LIKE I COULD DO ANYTHING 380 00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:49,628 WITH YOU BY MY SIDE. 381 00:16:49,629 --> 00:16:51,629 AND YOU STILL CAN. 382 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:54,301 LISTEN, THIS ALL STARTED WITH THAT BAD REVIEW 383 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,734 FROM KENNETH KREEN. 384 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,225 IF YOU WIN HIM OVER, 385 00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,557 I'M SURE YOU'LL GET YOUR CONFIDENCE BACK. 386 00:16:59,559 --> 00:17:01,729 EVEN IF I WANTED TO PERFORM FOR HIM AGAIN, 387 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:02,901 HE'S NOT GONNA WANT TO SEE ME. 388 00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,602 HE WON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 389 00:17:04,604 --> 00:17:07,614 TRISH JUST TEXTED ME THAT HE'S HAVING DINNER AT THE BEACH CLUB RIGHT NOW. 390 00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:09,317 WOW. THAT'S A COINCIDENCE. 391 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,609 NOT REALLY. 392 00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:14,030 TRISH GAVE HIM A FREE MEAL COUPON TO GET HIM THERE. 393 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,463 IT'S FAKE... 394 00:17:15,455 --> 00:17:16,745 AND HIS MEAL WILL NOT BE FREE. 395 00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:26,545 DEZ, STALL HIM WHILE I GET MORE FOOD. 396 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,546 WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 397 00:17:34,884 --> 00:17:36,984 - ANY REQUESTS, SIR? - OH, YES. 398 00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:39,726 SOMETHING FROM VIVALDI'S "FOUR SEASONS" WOULD BE NICE. 399 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:42,639 OH, MY PLEASURE. 400 00:17:42,642 --> 00:17:46,742 ( playing poorly ) 401 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,948 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET. 402 00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:51,359 YOU STILL HAVE FOOD COMING. 403 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:53,691 OH NO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SO-CALLED FOOD, 404 00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:56,583 STARTING WITH THAT PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A SALAD. 405 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,536 I'M SURE THERE'S MORE FLAVOR IN A HANDFUL OF SAND. 406 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:03,460 NO, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE SALAD. 407 00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:06,755 AS IF THE FOOD WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, 408 00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:09,046 THE SERVICE, IT WAS APPALLING. 409 00:18:09,048 --> 00:18:10,628 I'VE HAD WILD MONKEYS 410 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,260 SPILL LESS SOUP IN MY LAP. 411 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:13,472 SERIOUSLY. 412 00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:14,803 I DINED AT A RESTAURANT IN BRAZIL 413 00:18:14,804 --> 00:18:16,934 WHERE THE WAITERS WERE HOWLING MONKEYS. 414 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:20,388 WAIT WAIT WAIT. DON'T GO. 415 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,270 TELL ME ANOTHER MONKEY STORY. 416 00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:23,812 WELL-- 417 00:18:23,813 --> 00:18:25,363 OKAY, KENNETH KREEN. 418 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,025 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT I DON'T NEED TO LIP-SYNCH. 419 00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:30,027 I'M NOT JUST A PRETTY BOY WHO CAN'T SING. 420 00:18:30,029 --> 00:18:31,779 I'M A PRETTY BOY WHO CAN SING. 421 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:32,781 ( chuckles ) 422 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,032 BRAVO. 423 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:35,453 YOUR ARROGANCE IS MATCHED ONLY 424 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,655 BY YOUR INCOMPETENCE. 425 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,287 ( scoffs ) 426 00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:41,539 IT'S NOT AN INSULT IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 427 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,713 GO SHOW HIM WHAT YOU CAN DO, AUSTIN. 428 00:18:45,705 --> 00:18:47,455 YOU'VE GOT THIS. 429 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:48,457 YEAH. 430 00:18:53,052 --> 00:18:55,052 ( plays guitar ) 431 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,474 ♪ WHOA ♪ 432 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,097 ♪ OOH ♪ 433 00:18:59,098 --> 00:19:02,058 ♪ YEAH ♪ 434 00:19:02,061 --> 00:19:05,061 ♪ OKAY, MAYBE I'M SHY ♪ 435 00:19:05,064 --> 00:19:07,654 ♪ BUT USUALLY I SPEAK MY MIND ♪ 436 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,647 ♪ BUT BY YOUR SIDE ♪ 437 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,229 ♪ I'M TONGUE TIED ♪ 438 00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:15,372 ♪ SWEATY PALMS, I TURN RED ♪ 439 00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:17,615 ♪ YOU THINK I HAVE NO CONFIDENCE ♪ 440 00:19:17,617 --> 00:19:20,037 ♪ BUT I DO ♪ 441 00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:23,039 ♪ JUST NOT WITH YOU ♪ 442 00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:26,462 ♪ NOW I'M SINGING ALL THE WORDS ♪ 443 00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:30,456 ♪ I'M SCARED TO SAY ♪ 444 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,460 ♪ YEAH ♪ 445 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,632 ♪ SO FORGIVE ME ♪ 446 00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:36,064 ♪ IF I'M DOING THIS ALL WRONG ♪ 447 00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:38,135 ♪ I'M TRYING MY BEST IN THIS SONG ♪ 448 00:19:38,137 --> 00:19:39,717 ♪ TO TELL YOU ♪ 449 00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:43,179 ♪ WHAT CAN I DO? I'M STUCK ON YOU ♪ 450 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:46,072 ♪ I'M HOPING YOU FEEL WHAT I DO ♪ 451 00:19:46,065 --> 00:19:48,765 ♪ 'CAUSE I TOLD MOM ABOUT YOU ♪ 452 00:19:48,768 --> 00:19:50,608 ♪ I TOLD HER WHAT CAN I DO? ♪ 453 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,610 ♪ I'M STUCK ON YOU ♪ 454 00:19:53,613 --> 00:19:55,623 ♪ AND LIKE THE NIGHT ♪ 455 00:19:55,615 --> 00:20:00,615 ♪ STICKS TO THE MOON ♪ 456 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,450 ♪ GIRL ♪ 457 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,702 ♪ I'M STUCK ON YOU ♪ 458 00:20:06,035 --> 00:20:07,875 ♪ OOH ♪ 459 00:20:07,877 --> 00:20:10,627 ♪ OOH ♪ 460 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:12,460 ♪ YEAH ♪ 461 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,962 ♪ I'M STUCK ON YOU. ♪ 462 00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:17,724 ( cheering ) 463 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,637 SO, KENNETH, WHAT DID YOU THINK? 464 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,640 BRAVO. 465 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,773 A SPECTACULAR... 466 00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:27,395 WASTE OF MY TIME. 467 00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:29,767 JUST LIKE THESE CRAB CAKES. 468 00:20:29,769 --> 00:20:31,689 UNDERWHELMING AND PREDICTABLE. 469 00:20:32,612 --> 00:20:34,562 HOW COULD YOU NOT LIKE THAT? 470 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:37,624 YEAH. THESE CRAB CAKES ARE INCREDIBLE. 471 00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:40,738 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, AUSTIN. 472 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,740 IT'S NOT YOU. 473 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,621 THIS GUY DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING. 474 00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:45,203 THE FOOD, THE MUSIC, 475 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,004 MY IMPECCABLE SERVICE. 476 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:49,578 OKAY, FORGET THAT LAST PART. 477 00:20:49,579 --> 00:20:51,629 YOU KNOW WHAT? 478 00:20:51,631 --> 00:20:54,461 THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PLEASE YOU. 479 00:20:54,464 --> 00:20:57,054 BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT YOU THINK? 480 00:20:58,338 --> 00:21:00,638 WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS? 481 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:02,590 I KNOW I ROCK. 482 00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:03,722 - YEAH. - HE'S BACK. 483 00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:07,193 THE ELECTRIC AVENGERRR! 484 00:21:07,186 --> 00:21:10,186 THIS EVENING WAS A COMPLETE TRAVESTY. 485 00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:12,309 BUT AT LEAST MY MEAL WAS FREE. 486 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:14,192 ACTUALLY, YOUR COUPON WAS FAKE. 487 00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:15,573 YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR MEAL. 488 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:19,607 YOU CALL THIS A BILL? 489 00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:22,899 I'VE SEEN BETTER PAPER IN OUTHOUSES. 490 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,405 THANKS, GUYS. 491 00:21:27,407 --> 00:21:29,457 I'LL NEVER BE NERVOUS TO PERFORM AGAIN. 492 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,040 UH-OH. 493 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,462 MAYBE I'M NOT BETTER. 494 00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:35,594 I SEE AN OLD-TIMEY JUDGE. 495 00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,625 RELAX, AUSTIN. WE SEE HIM TOO. 496 00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:40,468 SIR? 497 00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:42,720 THE COSTUME PARTY'S IN THE BACK ROOM. 498 00:21:55,435 --> 00:21:58,145 HUH. NOW THAT I HAVE MY CONFIDENCE BACK, 499 00:21:58,147 --> 00:22:00,607 I GUESS I WON'T BE SEEING YOU GUYS ANYMORE. 500 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:02,150 ADIOS. 501 00:22:02,151 --> 00:22:03,441 WHOO! 502 00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:05,203 GOOD FOR YOU, AUSTIN. 503 00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:12,037 SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 504 00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,621 I DON'T KNOW. 505 00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:15,633 I'M GETTING KIND OF DIZZY. 34201

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