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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:11,300 I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SHOWERS ARE BROKEN 2 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:14,102 THE DAY COACH POLLARD MAKES US RUN FIVE MILES. 3 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:15,895 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALWAYS WEAR SO MUCH MAKEUP 4 00:00:15,896 --> 00:00:17,346 TO GYM CLASS. 5 00:00:17,348 --> 00:00:19,518 SOME OF US CARE HOW WE LOOK, ALLY. 6 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:22,481 GUESS WHAT I'M DOING THIS WEEKEND? 7 00:00:22,483 --> 00:00:24,283 A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR PHYSICS CLASS. 8 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:25,735 I'M SO EXCITED. 9 00:00:25,736 --> 00:00:27,736 I'M SORRY, HAVE WE MET? 10 00:00:27,738 --> 00:00:29,408 ALLY, THAT'S AUSTIN. 11 00:00:30,361 --> 00:00:31,951 I GET TO MAKE PAPER AIRPLANES. 12 00:00:31,952 --> 00:00:33,242 HOW FUN IS THAT? 13 00:00:33,244 --> 00:00:34,624 MORE IMPORTANTLY, 14 00:00:34,615 --> 00:00:37,495 YOU GET TO LEARN ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF AERODYNAMICS. 15 00:00:37,498 --> 00:00:38,618 HUH. 16 00:00:38,619 --> 00:00:41,579 SUDDENLY, IT DOESN'T SOUND FUN ANYMORE. 17 00:00:41,582 --> 00:00:44,472 WELL, I'M GONNA BE BUSY THIS WEEKEND TOO. 18 00:00:44,465 --> 00:00:47,755 YEAH, BECAUSE YOUR SKATER BOYFRIEND'S COMING INTO TOWN. 19 00:00:47,758 --> 00:00:50,128 - OOH. - SKATER. 20 00:00:50,131 --> 00:00:51,471 GUYS, STOP. 21 00:00:51,472 --> 00:00:52,632 JACE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 22 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:55,683 HE'S JUST SOME GUY THAT WE ALL MET ON TOUR. 23 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,726 WHO'S COMING ALL THE WAY FROM ALBUQUERQUE 24 00:00:57,728 --> 00:00:58,808 TO SEE YOU. 25 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,179 - OOH. - BOYFRIEND. 26 00:01:00,181 --> 00:01:01,771 ALBUQUERQUE. 27 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:04,902 GUYS, SERIOUSLY. IT'S NOT BIG DEAL. 28 00:01:04,895 --> 00:01:06,565 IF IT'S NO BIG DEAL, 29 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,277 WHY DO YOU HAVE HIS SIGNED CAST 30 00:01:08,279 --> 00:01:09,859 IN YOUR LOCKER? 31 00:01:09,860 --> 00:01:12,610 BECAUSE HE BROKE HIS WRIST DOING A TRICK HE NAMED AFTER ME. 32 00:01:12,613 --> 00:01:14,623 THE 360 TRISH-FLIP. 33 00:01:14,615 --> 00:01:16,865 IT'S DIFFICULT AND WILL BREAK YOU IF YOU MESS UP. 34 00:01:16,867 --> 00:01:17,907 LIKE ME. 35 00:01:17,908 --> 00:01:20,158 HEY, IF YOU NEED DATING HELP, 36 00:01:20,161 --> 00:01:22,371 YOU SHOULD TALK TO DR. CUPID. 37 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,843 OH, THE ADVICE GUY ON THE MARINO HIGH WEBSITE? 38 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:27,967 IF DR. CUPID WAS ANY GOOD, 39 00:01:27,968 --> 00:01:29,628 PEOPLE WOULD KNOW WHO HE WAS. 40 00:01:29,630 --> 00:01:32,010 I DON'T TRUST ANYONE WHO HAS TO HIDE THEIR FACE. 41 00:01:32,012 --> 00:01:34,772 ( tablet dings ) 42 00:01:34,765 --> 00:01:35,885 AAH! 43 00:01:35,886 --> 00:01:37,216 JACE WANTS TO VIDEO CHAT. 44 00:01:37,218 --> 00:01:39,138 I HAVE TO HIDE MY FACE. COVER FOR ME! 45 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:42,852 HEY, JACE. 46 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,493 Oh, hey, Dez. 47 00:01:44,485 --> 00:01:45,985 Uh, where's Trish? 48 00:01:45,986 --> 00:01:47,686 OH. TRISH CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW 49 00:01:47,688 --> 00:01:49,818 BECAUSE SHE'S LOOKING ALL NASTY AND SWEATY. 50 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,730 - ( gasps ) - BE THANKFUL YOU CAN'T SMELL HER 51 00:01:51,732 --> 00:01:53,942 - BECAUSE IT IS-- - Whoa-ho-ho! 52 00:01:53,944 --> 00:01:56,744 ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE JACE NOT LIKE ME? 53 00:01:56,737 --> 00:01:59,537 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WASN'T A BIG DEAL. 54 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,541 WELL... 55 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:03,833 MAYBE HE IS. 56 00:02:03,834 --> 00:02:05,304 ( squeals ) I KNEW IT! 57 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:08,456 YOU DO LIKE HIM. YOU'RE BLUSHING. 58 00:02:08,459 --> 00:02:09,919 NOPE, THAT'S JUST YOUR SWEATY MAKEUP. 59 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:11,460 OKAY. 60 00:02:11,462 --> 00:02:12,632 I LIKE JACE. 61 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,683 I REALLY REALLY LIKE HIM. 62 00:02:14,675 --> 00:02:16,675 I JUST DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW YET. 63 00:02:16,677 --> 00:02:17,717 Jace: I heard that. 64 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,849 ( theme music playing ) 65 00:02:23,524 --> 00:02:25,734 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 66 00:02:25,726 --> 00:02:27,066 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 67 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:28,857 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 68 00:02:28,859 --> 00:02:30,149 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 69 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,820 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 70 00:02:31,822 --> 00:02:33,272 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 71 00:02:33,274 --> 00:02:36,374 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 72 00:02:36,367 --> 00:02:39,447 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 73 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:40,870 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 74 00:02:40,871 --> 00:02:43,331 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 75 00:02:43,334 --> 00:02:47,634 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 76 00:02:47,628 --> 00:02:50,708 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 77 00:02:50,711 --> 00:02:53,631 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 78 00:02:53,634 --> 00:02:56,644 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 79 00:02:56,637 --> 00:02:59,637 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 80 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:02,680 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 81 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:05,983 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 82 00:03:05,976 --> 00:03:09,306 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 83 00:03:15,316 --> 00:03:17,196 LADY AND GENTLEMAN, 84 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,617 THE HISTORIC FIRST FLIGHT 85 00:03:18,619 --> 00:03:20,159 OF AUSTIN AIRLINES. 86 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:26,293 AUSTIN, AERODYNAMICS IS VERY COMPLEX. 87 00:03:26,287 --> 00:03:28,377 THEY GAVE YOU A PHYSICS BOOK FOR A REASON. 88 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:29,499 YOU SHOULD USE IT. 89 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:32,210 GREAT IDEA. 90 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,262 THIS PAGE LOOKS HELPFUL. 91 00:03:36,046 --> 00:03:37,716 NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- 92 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:39,759 NEVER MIND. 93 00:03:41,642 --> 00:03:43,012 JACE'S PLANE IS ABOUT TO LAND. 94 00:03:43,013 --> 00:03:44,733 I'M SO NERVOUS. 95 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,515 WHY? DID AUSTIN BUILD IT? 96 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:49,307 ( both chuckle ) 97 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:52,230 NO, I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER. 98 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,112 I REALLY WANT HIM TO LIKE ME. 99 00:03:54,114 --> 00:03:57,034 THEN WHY DON'T YOU ASK THAT DR. CUPID GUY FOR HELP? 100 00:03:57,027 --> 00:03:59,857 ONLY DESPERATE LOSERS GO TO DR. STUPID. 101 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:01,820 UH, IT'S DR. CUPID, 102 00:04:01,822 --> 00:04:03,032 AND HE'S BRILLIANT. 103 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:04,633 ( gasps ) IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HIM, 104 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:06,455 WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME FOR ADVICE? 105 00:04:06,457 --> 00:04:08,037 AFTER ALL, THEY DO CALL ME... 106 00:04:08,038 --> 00:04:10,458 ( whispers ) THE LOVE WHISPERER. 107 00:04:10,461 --> 00:04:12,041 ( whispers ) NO ONE CALLS YOU THAT. 108 00:04:13,464 --> 00:04:14,974 NOTHING PERSONAL, DEZ, 109 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,215 BUT I WOULDN'T GO TO YOU FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE 110 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:18,717 IF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH. 111 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:20,639 AH, BUT IF I WAS THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH, 112 00:04:20,641 --> 00:04:24,051 YOU WOULDN'T NEED ADVICE BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T BE THERE. 113 00:04:24,054 --> 00:04:26,484 UNLESS YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH. 114 00:04:26,477 --> 00:04:29,267 IN WHICH CASE, I WOULDN'T BE THERE. 115 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,059 AND THAT KIND OF CRAZY LOGIC 116 00:04:31,061 --> 00:04:33,021 IS EXACTLY WHY I WOULD NEVER COME TO YOU. 117 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:34,953 HMM. YOUR LOSS, LADY. 118 00:04:36,657 --> 00:04:38,397 WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT THIS DATE? 119 00:04:38,399 --> 00:04:41,399 LOOK, YOU DON'T NEED DEZ OR DR. CUPID. 120 00:04:41,402 --> 00:04:42,742 I'LL GIVE YOU ADVICE. 121 00:04:42,743 --> 00:04:44,583 YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 122 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:45,955 OH BOY, HERE WE GO. 123 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:47,116 YEAH. 124 00:04:47,117 --> 00:04:48,617 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE A LITTLE MORE... 125 00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,119 NOT LIKE THAT. 126 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,120 ALSO, I KNOW WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS, 127 00:04:52,122 --> 00:04:53,832 YOU GET DEFENSIVE AND CALL PEOPLE NAMES. 128 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,804 I DON'T GET DEFENSIVE, YOU DOOF. 129 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,006 YEAH, LIKE THAT. DON'T DO THAT. 130 00:04:58,008 --> 00:04:59,798 AND WEAR SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL. 131 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,630 AND LAUGH AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS. 132 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:04,562 SO WHAT I'M HEARING FROM BOTH OF YOU IS 133 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:05,805 DON'T BE MYSELF? 134 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,056 IT DOESN'T SOUND GREAT WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT, 135 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,848 BUT YES. 136 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,780 TRISH. 137 00:05:21,782 --> 00:05:23,242 IT'S SO AWESOME TO SEE YOU. 138 00:05:23,243 --> 00:05:25,793 JACE. MUAH. MUAH. 139 00:05:25,786 --> 00:05:27,366 IT IS TRULY A PLEASURE. 140 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:29,038 UH... 141 00:05:29,039 --> 00:05:30,449 THANKS? 142 00:05:30,451 --> 00:05:31,751 I HOPE I DIDN'T KEEP YOU WAITING. 143 00:05:31,752 --> 00:05:33,212 NO WORRIES. 144 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:34,463 I PLAYED DRUMS WITH THE BREAD STICKS, 145 00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:36,045 AND I BUILT A HOUSE OUT OF THE BREAD STICKS, 146 00:05:36,046 --> 00:05:37,796 AND I ATE THE BREAD STICKS. 147 00:05:37,798 --> 00:05:39,298 YEAH. 148 00:05:39,299 --> 00:05:40,629 THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH BREAD STICKS. 149 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,051 ( chuckles ) 150 00:05:42,052 --> 00:05:44,732 THAT IS SO INTERESTING. 151 00:05:44,725 --> 00:05:48,095 I AM JUST SO INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING YOU SAY. 152 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,098 YEAH. THANKS AGAIN. 153 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,520 ( laughs loudly ) 154 00:05:54,475 --> 00:05:57,935 THERE'S THAT SENSE OF HUMOR I ADMIRE SO MUCH. 155 00:05:57,938 --> 00:06:00,238 IT WASN'T A JOKE. 156 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,650 HI, I'M CARRIE. 157 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,493 THIS IS MY FIRST NIGHT. 158 00:06:04,485 --> 00:06:06,865 I'M SO EXCITED. I CAN'T WAIT TO SERVE YOU. 159 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,037 ( cellphone ringing ) 160 00:06:08,038 --> 00:06:10,448 OH. WAIT A SEC. 161 00:06:10,451 --> 00:06:11,621 HI, MOM. 162 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:13,292 NO, I'M NOT BUSY. 163 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:16,303 NO WAY! YOU GOT NEW CURTAINS? 164 00:06:16,296 --> 00:06:17,376 EXCUSE ME? 165 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,627 CAN YOU BRING US SOME WATER? 166 00:06:18,629 --> 00:06:20,709 ( chuckles ) OF COURSE NOT, SILLY. 167 00:06:20,711 --> 00:06:21,841 I'M ON THE PHONE. 168 00:06:21,842 --> 00:06:23,052 SORRY, MOM. 169 00:06:23,053 --> 00:06:24,893 SOME CUSTOMER'S ON A DATE. 170 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,715 I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING WELL. 171 00:06:28,809 --> 00:06:30,469 GOOD LUCK. 172 00:06:30,471 --> 00:06:32,641 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SPACE CADET? 173 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:33,973 NOW NOW, JACE. 174 00:06:33,974 --> 00:06:35,324 NO NAME CALLING. 175 00:06:35,315 --> 00:06:37,565 LET'S NOT BE RUDE. 176 00:06:37,568 --> 00:06:39,068 NO NAME CALLING? 177 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:41,069 YOU CAN'T GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT CALLING SOMEONE 178 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:42,071 A DOOF. 179 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:45,993 YOU SEEM REALLY DIFFERENT. 180 00:06:45,986 --> 00:06:47,326 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 181 00:06:47,327 --> 00:06:50,657 JUST BEING MY POSITIVE, NOT-MEAN SELF. 182 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,371 ARE YOU POSITIVE YOU'RE POSITIVE? 183 00:06:52,372 --> 00:06:54,542 'CAUSE THE TRISH I KNOW IS PRETTY NEGATIVE. 184 00:06:54,535 --> 00:06:57,125 ( laughs ) 185 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:58,167 OH, JACE. 186 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,418 THERE'S THAT SENSE OF HUMOR AGAIN. 187 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:11,220 IT'S LIKE THE HARDER I TRIED, 188 00:07:11,221 --> 00:07:12,851 THE WORSE THE DATE GOT. 189 00:07:12,853 --> 00:07:13,813 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 190 00:07:13,814 --> 00:07:15,404 YOU AND JACE GOT ALONG SO WELL 191 00:07:15,395 --> 00:07:16,515 BACK IN ALBUQUERQUE. 192 00:07:16,517 --> 00:07:18,647 WELL, NOW THAT HE'S ACTUALLY HERE 193 00:07:18,649 --> 00:07:20,519 SOMETHING FEELS DIFFERENT. 194 00:07:20,521 --> 00:07:21,981 I KIND OF KNOW HOW THAT IS. 195 00:07:21,982 --> 00:07:24,062 WHEN AUSTIN AND I DATED, EVERYTHING CHANGED. 196 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:26,284 - IT WAS-- - HELLO, TALKING ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW. 197 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:30,488 ME AND JACE ARE SUPPOSED TO HANG OUT AGAIN TOMORROW. 198 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:31,871 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 199 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:34,583 OH. 200 00:07:34,575 --> 00:07:36,205 WELL, THERE IS THAT DR. CUPID THING. 201 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:39,456 THAT HELP COLUMN FOR DESPERATE LOSERS? 202 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,669 GIVE ME YOUR LAPTOP. 203 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,632 OKAY. 204 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:46,644 I'LL JUST TELL HIM WHAT'S GOING ON, 205 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:49,467 ASK FOR HIS ADVICE, 206 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,049 HIT SEND. 207 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:53,051 NOW WE JUST WAIT FOR HIM TO RESPOND. 208 00:07:53,053 --> 00:07:54,393 - IT COULD BE A WHILE BEFORE-- - ( laptop dings ) 209 00:07:54,394 --> 00:07:56,694 WELL, THAT WAS QUICK. 210 00:07:56,687 --> 00:07:58,057 HUH. 211 00:07:58,058 --> 00:08:00,648 DR. CUPID THINKS I WAS TRYING TOO HARD ON MY DATE. 212 00:08:00,651 --> 00:08:03,481 HE THINKS I SHOULD JUST BE MYSELF. 213 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,823 "IF HE DON'T LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU IS, 214 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:07,026 HE AIN'T WORTH IT." 215 00:08:07,027 --> 00:08:08,157 HMM. 216 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:09,488 THAT'S GOOD ADVICE. 217 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,069 BAD GRAMMAR, BUT GOOD ADVICE. 218 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,120 MAN, BUILDING A PLANE IS HARD. 219 00:08:22,122 --> 00:08:24,292 AT LEAST THAT ONE DIDN'T GO BEHIND YOU 220 00:08:24,294 --> 00:08:25,304 LIKE THE OTHER ONES. 221 00:08:28,428 --> 00:08:29,798 TELL YOU WHAT, AUSTIN. 222 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,050 I'LL HELP YOU. 223 00:08:31,051 --> 00:08:33,341 YOU'RE CLEARLY IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD. 224 00:08:33,343 --> 00:08:35,353 THANKS, ALLY. 225 00:08:35,345 --> 00:08:38,095 WAIT. 226 00:08:38,098 --> 00:08:39,478 ( chuckling ) 227 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:40,809 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD THAT WOMAN 228 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:42,351 TO SHAVE HER MUSTACHE. 229 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:44,652 WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID "WHAT'S UP, BRO?" 230 00:08:44,645 --> 00:08:46,985 NOT MY FAULT SHE LOOKED LIKE A DUDE. 231 00:08:46,987 --> 00:08:48,317 ( both chuckle ) 232 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:49,738 YOU GUYS LOOK HAPPY. 233 00:08:49,740 --> 00:08:51,910 YEAH, I FINALLY GOT TO HANG OUT WITH NORMAL TRISH. 234 00:08:51,912 --> 00:08:54,072 NOT THAT WEIRD, POLITE TRISH. 235 00:08:54,074 --> 00:08:56,754 YEAH, THAT TRISH WAS PRETTY ANNOYING. 236 00:08:56,747 --> 00:08:58,497 WE JUST HAD THE BEST DAY EVER. 237 00:08:58,498 --> 00:09:00,458 I GAVE HIM A TOUR OF ALL THE PLACES I'VE WORKED. 238 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:02,460 SO I BASICALLY GOT TO SEE ALL OF MIAMI. 239 00:09:02,462 --> 00:09:03,962 ( chuckles ) 240 00:09:03,964 --> 00:09:05,974 WELL, I'M GONNA GO GET YOU SOME FRO-YO 241 00:09:05,966 --> 00:09:08,046 WITH RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND COOKIE CRUMBS. 242 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,628 SWEETIES FOR MY SWEETIE. 243 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:12,630 I AM PRETTY SWEET, AREN'T I? 244 00:09:14,174 --> 00:09:16,184 WHY ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE? 245 00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:18,597 THAT'S MY TRISH. 246 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:21,890 LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE YOURSELF A BOYFRIEND. 247 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:22,942 YEAH. 248 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:24,393 HE KNOWS YOUR FAVORITE TOPPINGS 249 00:09:24,394 --> 00:09:25,904 AND LIKES IT WHEN YOU'RE MEAN TO HIM. 250 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,066 HE'S A KEEPER. 251 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,647 AND I OWE IT ALL TO DR. CUPID. 252 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:31,570 HIS ADVICE WAS PERFECT. 253 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,821 THE GUY'S A LOVE GENIUS. 254 00:09:33,824 --> 00:09:34,834 ( laughs ) 255 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:37,785 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 256 00:09:37,788 --> 00:09:39,868 I KNOW WHO DR. CUPID IS, 257 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,960 AND WHEN I TELL YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO FREAK OUT. 258 00:09:42,963 --> 00:09:45,053 - WELL, WHO IS HE? - HE'S ME. 259 00:09:45,045 --> 00:09:46,585 I'M DR. CUPID. 260 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,756 - NO WAY. - WHAT? 261 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,468 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 262 00:09:49,469 --> 00:09:50,629 THEN HOW DO I KNOW 263 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,801 THAT YOU SENT DR. CUPID A THANK YOU NOTE 264 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:55,643 THAT SAID "I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU A BIG HUG." 265 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,846 OH! 266 00:09:57,848 --> 00:10:00,178 YOU ARE DR. CUPID! 267 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:01,980 I'LL TAKE THAT BIG HUG NOW. 268 00:10:13,073 --> 00:10:14,793 HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL YOUR BEST FRIEND 269 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:16,035 ABOUT YOUR SECRET IDENTITY? 270 00:10:16,036 --> 00:10:18,496 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE AN INTERNATIONAL SPY 271 00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:19,788 POSING AS A POP STAR 272 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,790 TO STEAL THE GOVERNMENT'S MUSICAL SECRETS. 273 00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:25,133 BECAUSE I'M NOT. 274 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,705 RIGHT. 275 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,628 I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOOK ADVICE FROM YOU. 276 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,130 AND IT WORKED! 277 00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:35,474 YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, 278 00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:37,385 DEZ SAYS SOME PRETTY SMART THINGS. 279 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:40,469 ACTUALLY, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. 280 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:42,020 JUST BE HAPPY HE HELPED YOU. 281 00:10:42,022 --> 00:10:43,312 WHAT CAN I SAY? 282 00:10:43,313 --> 00:10:44,393 IT'S A GIFT. 283 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:45,574 I JUST WISH I COULD SHARE IT 284 00:10:45,565 --> 00:10:46,645 WITH MORE PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD 285 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,816 SO THEY CAN LET THEIR LOVE FLY FREE. 286 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:51,150 DEZ, SERIOUSLY THOUGH, 287 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,731 YOU GIVE GREAT ADVICE. 288 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,653 WHY DON'T YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE? 289 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,084 I GUESS I'M JUST AFRAID PEOPLE WOULDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY 290 00:10:57,077 --> 00:10:59,077 IF THEY KNOW I WAS THE ONE GIVING THEM LOVE ADVICE. 291 00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:00,739 WELL, WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THAT. 292 00:11:00,741 --> 00:11:02,371 SINCE YOU HELPED ME, 293 00:11:02,372 --> 00:11:03,622 I'M GONNA HELP YOU. 294 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:06,053 I'M GONNA INTRODUCE THE WORLD TO DR. CUPID. 295 00:11:06,046 --> 00:11:07,376 - REALLY? - YES. 296 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:08,787 WE'LL DO RADIO INTERVIEWS, 297 00:11:08,789 --> 00:11:11,249 TV SHOWS, BOOK DEALS, EVERYTHING. 298 00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:13,671 I'LL EVEN WRITE A DR. CUPID THEME SONG. 299 00:11:14,885 --> 00:11:16,215 ALLY, FOR THE LAST TIME, 300 00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:17,676 NOT EVERYTHING'S ABOUT YOU. 301 00:11:25,856 --> 00:11:28,856 I REALLY HOPE DEZ'S RADIO INTERVIEW GOES WELL. 302 00:11:28,859 --> 00:11:31,399 AFTER WHAT HE DID FOR ME AND JACE, 303 00:11:31,401 --> 00:11:33,481 I REALLY WANT TO SEE HIM SUCCEED. 304 00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:34,743 NOW THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, 305 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,865 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON. 306 00:11:36,867 --> 00:11:38,407 WHEN DR. CUPID BLOWS UP, 307 00:11:38,408 --> 00:11:39,658 I'LL MAKE MILLIONS. 308 00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:41,659 MAYBE NOT THAT DIFFERENT. 309 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:44,831 WELCOME TO LOVE CHAT, PRETTY BABIES. 310 00:11:44,825 --> 00:11:47,825 THIS IS DJ SONNY SMOOTH, 311 00:11:47,828 --> 00:11:50,628 AND TODAY, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, 312 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:53,290 MARINO HIGH SCHOOL'S LOVE GURU, 313 00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:54,843 DR. CUPID. 314 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,545 ( deep voice ) GREAT TO BE HERE. 315 00:11:56,546 --> 00:12:00,716 DO I HAVE TO TALK LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME? 316 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,470 NO, THAT'S MY THING. 317 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,302 AW, TOO BAD. 318 00:12:04,304 --> 00:12:06,564 THIS IS FUN. 319 00:12:06,556 --> 00:12:07,896 SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO THAT. 320 00:12:11,111 --> 00:12:13,021 OKAY, WE'VE GOT A BUNCH OF LOVE QUESTIONS 321 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:14,023 FROM OUR LISTENERS. 322 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,454 HAPPY TO ANSWER THEM. 323 00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,655 "ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS, 324 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,407 SO I DON'T GET TO SEE HER ENOUGH. 325 00:12:19,409 --> 00:12:21,989 I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA LOSE HER." 326 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,253 YOU NEED TO MAKE THE MOMENTS YOU SPEND TOGETHER 327 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:28,825 SO MEMORABLE THAT SHE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 328 00:12:28,829 --> 00:12:31,749 BRING HER FLOWERS OR A GOAT. 329 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:32,791 A GOAT? 330 00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,373 I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT GIVING MY LADY 331 00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:35,644 A FARM ANIMAL. 332 00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:36,715 THAT'S SMOOTH. 333 00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:39,638 HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. 334 00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:41,469 "I'M DATING THIS GUY. 335 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:42,721 I LOVE HANGING WITH HIM, 336 00:12:42,722 --> 00:12:46,852 BUT I'M NOT SURE I LOVE HIM." 337 00:12:48,648 --> 00:12:50,478 WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE, 338 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,520 YOU'LL KNOW. 339 00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,601 THE WHOLE WORLD IS BRIGHTER. 340 00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:54,903 PIZZA TASTES BETTER, 341 00:12:54,895 --> 00:12:56,525 GOATS ARE CUTER. 342 00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:59,067 WOW. 343 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,489 YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT LOVE. 344 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:02,491 AND GOATS. 345 00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:05,463 I BET YOU'RE QUITE THE LADIES' MAN. 346 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:09,285 OH, I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN IN LOVE. 347 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,079 I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 348 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,371 IN FACT, I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE. 349 00:13:13,373 --> 00:13:14,623 ( all gasp ) 350 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,796 SO IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON A DATE, 351 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,377 HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A LOVE EXPERT? 352 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,220 BECAUSE I HAVE THIS DOCTOR COAT 353 00:13:22,222 --> 00:13:23,722 THAT SAYS "DR. CUPID"? 354 00:13:23,723 --> 00:13:25,023 AND THIS THING, AND THIS THING. 355 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:26,555 SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS 356 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:29,056 YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNQUALIFIED TO GIVE ADVICE 357 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:30,429 ON LOVE. 358 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:33,692 I GUESS I AM UNQUALIFIED. 359 00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:36,743 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, PRETTY BABIES. 360 00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:39,816 DR. CUPID IS A HUGE FRAUD. 361 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,710 HEY, ALLY. READY TO HELP ME 362 00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:52,871 BUILD MY PAPER AIRPLANE? 363 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,453 NOPE. 364 00:13:54,454 --> 00:13:56,634 BECAUSE I FINISHED THE WHOLE THING LAST NIGHT. 365 00:13:57,797 --> 00:13:59,627 TA-DA! 366 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:00,959 WOW. 367 00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:03,261 IS THAT A FLIGHT ATTENDANT? 368 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:06,683 YEP. SEE HOW SHE'S HANDING OUT THOSE TINY BAGS OF PRETZELS? 369 00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:10,468 THANKS FOR DOING ALL THIS, ALLY, 370 00:14:10,470 --> 00:14:12,810 BUT I FEEL KIND OF WEIRD THAT I DIDN'T HELP AT ALL. 371 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:15,742 WELL, THERE'S STILL ONE DECAL TO PUT ON. 372 00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:16,775 YOU CAN DO THAT. 373 00:14:16,776 --> 00:14:17,776 OKAY. 374 00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:20,738 NOT THERE. ( chuckles ) 375 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:21,820 NOT THERE. 376 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,483 - OOH. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 377 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:25,544 I'LL JUST DO IT. 378 00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:32,078 - HEY, DEZ. - WHAT'S THE POINT? 379 00:14:32,082 --> 00:14:34,372 UM, THE POINT OF SAYING "HELLO"? 380 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,054 YOU HEARD DJ SONNY SMOOTH. 381 00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:38,627 I'M A FRAUD. 382 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,958 THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW I'M DR. CUPID. 383 00:14:41,962 --> 00:14:43,552 YOU STILL GIVE GREAT ADVICE. 384 00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:44,633 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 385 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,644 EVERYBODY HAS SOMEBODY EXCEPT FOR ME. 386 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:47,806 TRISH HAS JACE, 387 00:14:47,807 --> 00:14:49,137 THE PRESIDENT HAS THE FIRST LADY, 388 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,639 YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR WEIRD THING. 389 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,312 I'M DONE GIVING ADVICE ON LOVE. 390 00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,435 'CAUSE I'M NEVER GONNA FIND LOVE. 391 00:14:59,859 --> 00:15:02,479 DEZ, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP. 392 00:15:02,482 --> 00:15:03,732 YOU'RE... 393 00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:05,743 ( whispers ) THE LOVE WHISPERER. 394 00:15:05,735 --> 00:15:08,865 ( whispers ) NOBODY CALLS ME THAT. 395 00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,623 ( whispers ) DEZ, WAIT. COME BACK. 396 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,634 ( whispers ) I FEEL TERRIBLE FOR HIM. 397 00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:19,036 ( whispers ) ME TOO. 398 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:21,249 WHY ARE WE WHISPERING? 399 00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:23,751 ( whispers ) I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:29,677 ( piano playing ) 401 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:31,849 ♪ TABLE FOR ONE ♪ 402 00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:34,181 ♪ AT THE LONELY CAFE ♪ 403 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,774 ♪ I'M ON A DATE BY MYSELF ♪ 404 00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:41,396 ♪ AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. ♪ 405 00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:43,401 ARE YOU TRYING TO WRITE A SONG? 406 00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:44,823 I DON'T KNOW. 407 00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:46,494 IT'S WHAT ALLY DOES WHEN SHE'S UPSET. 408 00:15:46,486 --> 00:15:48,486 YEAH, BUT I KNOW HOW TO PLAY PIANO. 409 00:15:51,071 --> 00:15:53,661 DEZ, YOU HAVE A LOT TO OFFER A GIRL. 410 00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,503 YOU'RE FUNNY, YOU'RE SMART. 411 00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:57,665 YOU'RE CREATIVE. YOU'VE GOT STYLE. 412 00:15:59,339 --> 00:16:01,289 OH, DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING? 413 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,842 UH... 414 00:16:03,843 --> 00:16:06,893 YOU HAVE RED HAIR. YOUR NAME IS DEZ. 415 00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,389 THANKS, TRISH. 416 00:16:12,052 --> 00:16:14,222 DEZ, YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE UP ON LOVE. 417 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,814 YOU CAN'T JUST QUIT SOMETHING BECAUSE IT SEEMS HARD. 418 00:16:16,806 --> 00:16:18,646 THERE'S A GIRL OUT THERE FOR YOU. 419 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:20,978 ANY GIRL WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 420 00:16:22,312 --> 00:16:23,732 YOU'RE RIGHT. 421 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,493 MAYBE I HAVEN'T TRIED HARD ENOUGH. 422 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,656 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA GIVE UP. 423 00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,658 I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE AND FIND ME A GIRL. 424 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,490 WHOO! YEAH! 425 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,504 - ( music plays ) - ( inaudible ) 426 00:17:11,491 --> 00:17:14,651 OH, I SEE YOU'RE READING "THE CASE OF THE MISSING DIAMONDS." 427 00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:15,794 I READ THAT TOO. 428 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,415 DID YOU GET TO THE END 429 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:19,417 WHERE YOU FIND OUT THE DETECTIVE STOLE THE DIAMONDS? 430 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:20,999 OH! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 431 00:17:26,716 --> 00:17:28,216 DON'T FEEL SO BAD. 432 00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:29,878 AT LEAST NOW SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE BOOK. 433 00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:38,096 POOR DEZ. 434 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,938 HE IS SUCH A CATCH. 435 00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:44,061 AGAIN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 436 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,823 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. 437 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,815 I HAVE AN IDEA. 438 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,647 THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN HELP DEZ. 439 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:51,069 DR. CUPID. 440 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,610 WE'LL GET DEZ TO GIVE HIMSELF ADVICE. 441 00:17:53,613 --> 00:17:55,793 THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL. 442 00:17:55,785 --> 00:17:57,495 EXACTLY. 443 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:58,697 NEITHER DOES DEZ. 444 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:08,046 HEY, DEZ. 445 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:10,087 WE KNOW THAT DR. CUPID IS RETIRED, 446 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,709 BUT WE HAVE A REALLY GOOD FRIEND WHO NEEDS HELP. 447 00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:15,393 ( sighs ) WHAT'S HIS NAME? 448 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,975 UH, ZED. 449 00:18:16,976 --> 00:18:18,056 - BOB. - MORDECAI. 450 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,640 WELL, TELL ZED BOB MORDECAI 451 00:18:22,642 --> 00:18:24,062 TO GIVE UP. 452 00:18:24,063 --> 00:18:26,533 LOVE IS A BIG WASTE OF TIME. 453 00:18:26,526 --> 00:18:29,106 AT LEAST LISTEN TO HIS PROBLEM. 454 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,488 ( sighs ) FINE. 455 00:18:31,491 --> 00:18:33,821 "DEAR DR. CUPID, 456 00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,793 I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL. 457 00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:37,655 EXERCISE NEAR THEM, 458 00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:39,657 RUINED ENDINGS OF BOOKS FOR THEM, 459 00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,409 BUT NOTHING'S WORKED. 460 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:43,081 PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 461 00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:45,082 YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE." 462 00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:48,634 ( chuckles ) WHAT A LOSER. 463 00:18:49,799 --> 00:18:51,629 HE'S CLEARLY TRYING TOO HARD. 464 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,801 YOU CAN'T FORCE LOVE. 465 00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,222 YOU HAVE TO LET LOVE COME TO YOU. 466 00:18:55,215 --> 00:18:57,635 THAT'S GREAT ADVICE, DEZ. 467 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,387 MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE IT. 468 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,849 WHAT? 469 00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:03,220 WE TRICKED YOU INTO GIVING YOURSELF ADVICE. 470 00:19:03,223 --> 00:19:04,683 YOU'RE THE LOSER! 471 00:19:05,855 --> 00:19:06,975 IT WAS ALL MY IDEA. 472 00:19:06,976 --> 00:19:09,066 THEY WERE ALL LIKE "OH NO. WHAT DO WE DO?" 473 00:19:09,068 --> 00:19:11,068 AND I WAS ALL LIKE "I GOT AN IDEA." 474 00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:13,690 THEY DIDN'T HAVE AN IDEA. I HAD AN IDEA. 475 00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,405 IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW GREAT YOUR IDEA WAS. 476 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,867 EVEN I CAN'T HELP ME. 477 00:19:22,492 --> 00:19:23,872 WELL THAT DIDN'T WORK. 478 00:19:23,873 --> 00:19:25,293 YEAH. 479 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:26,665 WHOSE DUMB IDEA WAS THAT? 480 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,679 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST GOT REJECTED BY A DOZEN GIRLS. 481 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,302 YOU CAN TELL THAT FROM LOOKING AT ME? 482 00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:48,694 NO, I LITERALLY WATCHED YOU GET REJECTED BY A DOZEN GIRLS. 483 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,768 EVERYBODY MAKES DATING LOOK SO EASY. 484 00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:52,811 IT IS EASY, 485 00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:54,232 EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT ISN'T. 486 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,784 THEN IT'S HARD. 487 00:19:55,775 --> 00:19:58,315 YOU SOUND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 488 00:19:58,318 --> 00:20:00,488 WELL, THEY CALL ME... 489 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,780 ( robot voice ) THE LOVE ROBOT. 490 00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:05,752 ACTUALLY, NOBODY CALLS ME THAT. 491 00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:08,036 ANYWAY, I SHOULD GO. 492 00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:09,287 THERE'S THIS NEW ZOMBIE ROMANCE MOVIE 493 00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:11,209 - I WANT TO SEE. - "TEARS OF THE DEAD"? 494 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,750 I LOVE ZOMBIE ROMANCE MOVIES. 495 00:20:12,752 --> 00:20:14,462 REALLY? ME TOO. 496 00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,394 I WOULD ASK MY BOYFRIEND TO TAKE ME, 497 00:20:16,386 --> 00:20:18,466 BUT I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 498 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:20,258 I'M TOTALLY SINGLE. 499 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,640 JUST LIKE ME. 500 00:20:23,643 --> 00:20:25,053 WELL... 501 00:20:25,054 --> 00:20:26,154 OFF TO THE MOVIES 502 00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:27,515 BY MYSELF. 503 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,770 CARRIE, WAIT. 504 00:20:32,772 --> 00:20:34,152 YEAH? 505 00:20:34,153 --> 00:20:36,283 I FORGOT MY BACKPACK. SEE YA. 506 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:40,528 HANG ON. 507 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,490 YOU KNOW, 508 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,502 I ONCE GAVE ME SOME REALLY GREAT ADVICE. 509 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,075 YOU CAN'T FORCE LOVE. 510 00:20:47,076 --> 00:20:49,786 YOU HAVE TO LET LOVE COME TO YOU. 511 00:20:49,789 --> 00:20:51,669 I THINK THAT MIGHT BE WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. 512 00:20:51,671 --> 00:20:53,671 ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT? 513 00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:55,513 NO. 514 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:58,045 I DON'T WANT TO FORCE LOVE. 515 00:20:58,047 --> 00:21:00,797 I'LL JUST LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MOVIE STARTS IN AN HOUR, 516 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,220 THERE'LL BE AN OPEN SEAT NEXT TO ME, 517 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,761 AND I'D BE HAPPY IF YOU ENDED UP SITTING IN IT. 518 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,394 ( giggles ) 519 00:21:06,386 --> 00:21:07,886 ALSO, IS MY FOOD READY? 520 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,227 I ORDERED IT LIKE AN HOUR AGO. 521 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,648 ( chuckles ) 522 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:12,060 ( robot voice ) SORRY. 523 00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,101 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BURGER. 524 00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:17,065 IT WAS A SALAD. 525 00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:25,113 ( breathes deep ) 526 00:21:26,496 --> 00:21:28,826 SO HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DATE EVER? 527 00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:30,668 A-MAZING! 528 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,830 SHE SHOWED UP AND EVERYTHING. 529 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,763 IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 530 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:36,835 GREAT. 531 00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:39,376 DOES THAT MEAN DR. CUPID IS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT? 532 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,050 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 533 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:44,881 BUT I NEED YOUR ADVICE AGAIN. 534 00:21:44,884 --> 00:21:46,644 I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND, TRISH. 535 00:21:46,636 --> 00:21:47,686 WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT-- 536 00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:49,517 I NEED GOOD ADVICE. 537 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,390 DEZ, JACE IS LEAVING OUT OF TOWN, 538 00:21:52,392 --> 00:21:53,732 AND I NEED TIPS ON HOW TO HANDLE 539 00:21:53,733 --> 00:21:54,773 A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP. 540 00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:56,244 YOU GOT IT. 541 00:21:56,235 --> 00:21:58,195 DR. CUPID WILL SEE YOU NOW. 542 00:21:58,197 --> 00:22:01,697 GUESS WHO GOT A GREAT GRADE ON THEIR PHYSICS ASSIGNMENT? 543 00:22:01,701 --> 00:22:02,821 I KNEW IT! 544 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,242 YOU GOT AN "A." 545 00:22:04,243 --> 00:22:06,753 ACTUALLY, I GOT A "B-." 546 00:22:06,746 --> 00:22:07,826 WHAT? 547 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,077 THAT WAS AN "A+" PLANE. 548 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,658 IT HAD BEVERAGE SERVICE! 549 00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:14,081 I DIDN'T TURN IN YOUR PLANE. 550 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,163 I MADE MY OWN. 551 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:24,803 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 552 00:22:24,804 --> 00:22:27,474 I TOLD DEZ NOT TO GIVE UP, 553 00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:28,807 SO I COULDN'T EITHER. 554 00:22:28,808 --> 00:22:31,558 IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME TO ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING 555 00:22:31,561 --> 00:22:32,641 THAN TO GET A GOOD GRADE. 556 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:35,532 AND IT TURNS OUT, I GOT BOTH. 557 00:22:35,525 --> 00:22:38,025 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU, AUSTIN. 558 00:22:38,027 --> 00:22:39,647 ( chuckles ) 559 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:42,689 HE THINKS "B-" IS A GOOD GRADE. 560 00:23:05,054 --> 00:23:07,184 FLOWERS? 561 00:23:07,176 --> 00:23:08,506 PIZZA! 562 00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:09,768 I GOT YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 563 00:23:09,769 --> 00:23:12,969 ( goat bleats ) 564 00:23:12,972 --> 00:23:14,142 A GOAT?! 565 00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,193 YOU REALLY DO LIKE ME. 566 00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:18,186 ( bleats ) 38266

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