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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:12,410 HEY, THOSE ARE FOR PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY. 2 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,353 ( sighs ) I REALLY WISH I HAD THE MONEY. 3 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:15,685 IT'S FOR SUCH A GOOD CAUSE. 4 00:00:15,686 --> 00:00:18,646 YOU'RE RIGHT. SAVING THE MANATEES IS A GOOD CAUSE. 5 00:00:18,649 --> 00:00:20,089 OH, I'M SORRY. 6 00:00:20,091 --> 00:00:22,421 WHEN I SAID "GOOD CAUSE," I MEANT MY HUNGER. 7 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,733 I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST. 8 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,555 I HOPE MY BAKE SALE'S A SUCCESS. 9 00:00:26,557 --> 00:00:29,697 IT TOOK ME ALMOST FOUR HOURS TO SET UP THE CUPCAKE TOWER, 10 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:32,130 BUT I FINALLY GOT IT JUST PERFECT. 11 00:00:35,406 --> 00:00:37,066 I BAKED FOR DAYS. 12 00:00:37,068 --> 00:00:38,668 THERE'S EVERY KIND OF CUPCAKE. 13 00:00:38,669 --> 00:00:39,669 SUGAR-FREE, 14 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:40,710 DAIRY FREE... 15 00:00:40,711 --> 00:00:42,571 DO YOU HAVE ANY THAT ARE JUST FREE-FREE? 16 00:00:42,573 --> 00:00:43,673 I'M REALLY STARVING. 17 00:00:43,674 --> 00:00:45,584 FINE. I'LL LET YOU HAVE ONE 18 00:00:45,576 --> 00:00:47,176 IF YOU HELP ME WITH THE BAKE SALE. 19 00:00:47,178 --> 00:00:49,118 YOU CAN MAKE SURE THE TABLE STAYS NEAT AND TIDY. 20 00:00:54,525 --> 00:00:57,655 I KNOW. WE SHOULD TEXT AUSTIN AND DEZ TO HELP US TOO. 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,358 YOU SURE WE CAN TRUST THEM? 22 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,690 THEY'LL PROBABLY WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING. 23 00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:03,632 I DOUBT THEY'D PUT FOOD IN THEIR MOUTHS 24 00:01:03,634 --> 00:01:05,744 IF IT TOOK MONEY AWAY FROM THE MANATEES. 25 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:11,700 WELL, LET'S GET THIS BAKE SALE STARTED. 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,150 Both: HE DID IT. 27 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,264 ( theme music playing ) 28 00:01:26,257 --> 00:01:28,417 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 29 00:01:28,419 --> 00:01:29,619 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 30 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:31,490 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 31 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,762 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 32 00:01:32,763 --> 00:01:34,203 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 33 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,525 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 34 00:01:35,526 --> 00:01:39,126 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 35 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:42,200 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 36 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:43,573 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 37 00:01:43,574 --> 00:01:46,144 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 38 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:50,307 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 39 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,441 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 40 00:01:53,444 --> 00:01:55,894 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 41 00:01:55,886 --> 00:01:59,516 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 42 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,890 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 43 00:02:01,892 --> 00:02:05,662 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 44 00:02:05,656 --> 00:02:08,356 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 45 00:02:08,359 --> 00:02:11,629 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 46 00:02:18,709 --> 00:02:20,539 SORRY AGAIN ABOUT YOUR BAKE SALE. 47 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:21,811 HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU RAISE? 48 00:02:21,812 --> 00:02:23,372 $5. 49 00:02:23,374 --> 00:02:24,624 SURPRISINGLY, 50 00:02:24,615 --> 00:02:26,245 MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO BUY CUPCAKES 51 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,517 COVERED IN GRASS AND DIRT. 52 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:31,719 I ONLY SOLD ONE. THANKS AGAIN, DEZ. 53 00:02:31,722 --> 00:02:32,852 ANYTIME. 54 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,693 I NEED MORE GREENS IN MY DIET. 55 00:02:36,627 --> 00:02:40,157 MMM, GRASSY. 56 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,790 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 57 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:43,692 I DON'T WANT TO SPEND ANOTHER WEEK BAKING. 58 00:02:43,694 --> 00:02:45,574 WE COULD HAVE A GARAGE SALE 59 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,666 AND SELL ALL OUR RATTY, OLD CLOTHES... 60 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,698 LIKE THIS UGLY SWEATER. 61 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,370 HEY, I BOUGHT THAT YESTERDAY. 62 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:54,252 AND YOU HAVE LOVELY TASTE. 63 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,806 WE COULD SELL CALENDARS LIKE FIREMEN DO. 64 00:02:57,808 --> 00:02:59,578 I HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE. 65 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:01,910 HERE'S ME AS A FIREMAN... 66 00:03:03,814 --> 00:03:05,664 AS A COWBOY... 67 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:08,658 AS A MECHANIC... 68 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:12,720 AS AUSTIN HOLDING A TEDDY BEAR. 69 00:03:12,723 --> 00:03:14,903 HEY, HOW'D YOU GET SERGEANT BEARINGTON? 70 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:18,295 UH, I DIDN'T TIPTOE INTO YOUR ROOM 71 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,529 AND PRY HIM OUT OF YOUR ARMS WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING 72 00:03:20,531 --> 00:03:23,401 'CAUSE THAT'D BE CREEPY. 73 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,714 ANY OTHER IDEAS? 74 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:28,638 I KNOW. 75 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,409 LET'S HAVE AN AUCTION AT THE BEACH CLUB. 76 00:03:30,411 --> 00:03:32,611 WE CAN SELL A BUNCH OF AUSTIN MERCHANDISE. 77 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:35,623 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - YEAH, WE CAN AUCTION OFF AUTOGRAPHED POSTERS, 78 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,286 A CD, A GUITAR. 79 00:03:37,288 --> 00:03:38,718 - YOU. - ME. 80 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,289 WAIT, WHAT? 81 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:41,691 WE CAN AUCTION OFF A DATE WITH YOU. 82 00:03:41,692 --> 00:03:43,592 YEAH, YOU'RE A FAMOUS POP STAR. 83 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:45,834 GIRLS LOVE YOU. 84 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,356 THINK OF ALL THE MONEY WE COULD RAISE. 85 00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:49,298 I'M NOT SURE I'M COOL 86 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,660 WITH A BUNCH OF RANDOM GIRLS BIDDING ON ME 87 00:03:50,661 --> 00:03:52,731 LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF TROPHY. 88 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,273 IF YOU'RE TOO UNCOMFORTABLE, I'LL DO IT. 89 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,767 IT'S NOT LIKE IT'LL BE A REAL DATE. 90 00:03:58,769 --> 00:04:01,439 BESIDES, IT'LL RAISE A BUNCH OF MONEY FOR MY CHARITY. 91 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,842 AND YOU DO OWE ALLY FOR RUINING HER BAKE SALE. 92 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,724 YOU RUINED HER BAKE SALE TOO. 93 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,416 LET'S NOT POINT FINGERS. 94 00:04:07,418 --> 00:04:08,618 ( whispers ) IT WAS HIM. 95 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:12,750 COME ON, AUSTIN. YOU DO OWE ME. 96 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,693 ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT. 97 00:04:14,685 --> 00:04:17,685 I GUESS I CAN GO OUT WITH A CUTE GIRL FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 98 00:04:17,688 --> 00:04:19,688 MM, WE DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S GONNA BE CUTE. 99 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:20,930 SHE COULD BE AN OLD LADY 100 00:04:20,931 --> 00:04:22,661 WHO SMELLS LIKE PRUNE JUICE AND KITTY LITTER. 101 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,743 WHOO! 102 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:26,895 I SAY WE RECONSIDER DEZ'S STUPID CALENDAR. 103 00:04:26,897 --> 00:04:27,897 THANKS, BUDDY. 104 00:04:27,898 --> 00:04:29,668 I'M ESPECIALLY PROUD OF OCTOBER. 105 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:32,600 ♪ DEZ MACDONALD HAD A FARM ♪ 106 00:04:32,603 --> 00:04:34,653 ♪ E-I-E-I ♪ NO. 107 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,910 100! 108 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:44,052 DO I HEAR 120? 109 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:45,294 SOLD! 110 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,955 AUSTIN'S SWEATY GYM TOWEL 111 00:04:46,957 --> 00:04:48,857 GOES TO THE GIRL IN RED. 112 00:04:48,859 --> 00:04:51,589 WE'VE ALREADY RAISED OVER $1,000. 113 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:52,922 JUST THINK HOW MUCH MORE WE'LL GET 114 00:04:52,923 --> 00:04:54,633 FOR SELLING A DATE WITH AUSTIN. 115 00:04:54,625 --> 00:04:56,625 JUST THINK. YOU'D NEVER EVEN HAD THIS FUNDRAISER 116 00:04:56,627 --> 00:04:58,567 IF I HADN'T RUINED YOUR BAKE SALE. 117 00:04:58,569 --> 00:05:00,599 YOU'RE WELCOME. 118 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,701 I'M NOT GONNA THANK YOU. 119 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,343 DID THEY AUCTION OFF AUSTIN YET? 120 00:05:05,336 --> 00:05:06,506 ( squeaks ) 121 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,607 BROOKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 122 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,609 WINNING BACK MY SOUL MATE. 123 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,411 EVEN THOUGH AUSTIN HASN'T RETURNED 124 00:05:12,413 --> 00:05:14,793 ANY OF MY 400 TEXTS OR 2,000 EMAILS, 125 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:16,585 I JUST KNOW HE MISSES ME. 126 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:18,517 YEAH. 127 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,619 NO, HE DOESN'T. 128 00:05:20,951 --> 00:05:23,591 ALL RIGHT. NEXT ITEM ON OUR LIST, 129 00:05:23,594 --> 00:05:25,634 AUSTIN'S FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL, 130 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:28,927 SERGEANT BEARINGTON. 131 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:31,699 I TOLD YOU NOT THE SARGE. 132 00:05:31,702 --> 00:05:34,572 OKAY. WELL... 133 00:05:34,565 --> 00:05:37,335 THAT BRINGS US TO OUR LAST ITEM ON OUR LIST, 134 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,567 A DATE WITH THE CUTE AND TALENTED 135 00:05:39,570 --> 00:05:41,640 AUSTIN MOON! 136 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,682 ( cheering and screaming ) 137 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,945 GET YOUR CASH READY, LADIES. DO IT FOR THE MANATEES. 138 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,848 DID YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR, 139 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,520 THE MAJESTIC MANATEES ARE THREATENED-- 140 00:05:51,522 --> 00:05:53,682 NO ONE CARES! $200! 141 00:05:54,885 --> 00:05:56,685 OKAY, I GUESS WE'RE STARTING THE BIDS. 142 00:05:56,687 --> 00:06:00,587 - BROOKE?! - 400, 500, $600! 143 00:06:00,591 --> 00:06:03,091 YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO BID AGAINST YOURSELF. 144 00:06:04,435 --> 00:06:05,535 WHO ELSE WANTS TO BID? 145 00:06:05,536 --> 00:06:07,496 700, DO I HEAR 700? 146 00:06:08,599 --> 00:06:09,799 I SEE 700. 147 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,870 YOU JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG GIRL. 148 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,642 $800. 149 00:06:14,845 --> 00:06:16,405 I GOT TO SAY, ALLY, 150 00:06:16,407 --> 00:06:17,577 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO COOL WITH THIS. 151 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,048 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE JEALOUS OF AUSTIN GOING OUT 152 00:06:19,049 --> 00:06:20,509 WITH ANOTHER GIRL. 153 00:06:20,511 --> 00:06:22,051 WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS? WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 154 00:06:22,052 --> 00:06:24,012 ( sighs ) GOOD. THEN IT'S NOT GONNA BOTHER YOU 155 00:06:24,014 --> 00:06:26,524 WHEN AUSTIN'S FUTURE GIRLFRIEND WINS A DATE WITH HIM. 156 00:06:26,517 --> 00:06:28,417 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 157 00:06:28,419 --> 00:06:30,389 WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL GIRLS HERE. 158 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,990 JUST ONE DATE AND THE REST IS HISTORY. 159 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,933 IT COULD BE THAT ONE OR THAT ONE. 160 00:06:34,925 --> 00:06:37,595 MEH, NOT THAT ONE, BUT THAT ONE. 161 00:06:37,598 --> 00:06:39,698 I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT. 162 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,930 I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAVE 163 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:42,831 SOME STUPID ENDANGERED ANIMALS. 164 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:45,613 - OOH. - Brooke: $1,000. 165 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,606 Trish: UGH! AND BROOKE BIDS 166 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:50,908 1,000. DO I HEAR 1,100? 167 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:52,941 I CAN'T GO ON ANOTHER DATE WITH BROOKE. 168 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,694 HELP ME OUT, DEZ. 169 00:06:55,686 --> 00:06:57,586 I GOT YOU. 170 00:06:57,588 --> 00:06:59,948 $60. 171 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,691 WE'RE ALREADY UP TO 1,000. 172 00:07:02,693 --> 00:07:04,123 OOH, SORRY. 173 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,464 WHAT CAN I GET FOR $60? 174 00:07:08,759 --> 00:07:10,629 CONGRATS, BROOKE. 175 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:12,701 LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A WINNER... 176 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:15,673 AND ONE LOSER. SORRY, AUSTIN. 177 00:07:15,666 --> 00:07:18,466 YES! HE'S GONNA BE MINE... 178 00:07:18,469 --> 00:07:19,769 FOREVER. 179 00:07:21,512 --> 00:07:23,972 POOR AUSTIN. HE HAS TO GO OUT WITH A GIRL 180 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,624 HE HAS NO INTEREST IN WHATSOEVER. 181 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:28,747 OH DARN. HA HA. 182 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:30,649 GOING ONCE. 183 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,481 - GOING TWICE. - $3,000. 184 00:07:33,484 --> 00:07:34,694 ( gasping ) 185 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,560 BROOKE, DO SOMETHING. 186 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,832 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY. 187 00:07:42,833 --> 00:07:44,193 CAN I GET A LOAN? 188 00:07:44,194 --> 00:07:46,644 NO, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE ALONE. 189 00:07:46,637 --> 00:07:49,497 3,000 TO THE GORGEOUS GIRL IN THE BACK. 190 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,940 GOING ONCE. 191 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:54,781 - GOING TWICE. - 3,001. 192 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:57,105 $5,000. 193 00:07:57,107 --> 00:07:58,707 ( gasping ) 194 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:03,150 5,000 AND-- WHO AM I KIDDING? 195 00:08:03,153 --> 00:08:04,963 I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE 3,000. 196 00:08:04,955 --> 00:08:06,685 AND SOLD. 197 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,917 A DATE WITH AUSTIN MOON 198 00:08:07,918 --> 00:08:10,488 GOES TO THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL WITH THE FLAWLESS SKIN. 199 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,490 ( light applause ) 200 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,533 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'RE VERY LUCKY. 201 00:08:15,526 --> 00:08:18,196 - THANK YOU. - OH, I WAS TALKING TO AUSTIN. 202 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:20,499 WHAT'S UP? 203 00:08:26,737 --> 00:08:27,707 ( Ally plays piano ) 204 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:32,642 HEY, ALLY. 205 00:08:32,643 --> 00:08:34,283 HERE'S THE CASH FROM THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL 206 00:08:34,284 --> 00:08:35,754 WHO WON A DATE WITH AUSTIN. 207 00:08:35,746 --> 00:08:37,216 HER NAME'S CHELSEA. 208 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,917 EVEN HER NAME IS BEAUTIFUL! 209 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,990 ( breathy whispers ) CHELSEA. 210 00:08:41,992 --> 00:08:43,692 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT BEAUTIFUL. 211 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:45,604 I GUESS SHE'S KIND OF CUTE. 212 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:47,696 CUTE? A PUPPY IS CUTE. 213 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:49,758 SHE'S STUNNING. 214 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,630 I MEAN, DID YOU SEE HER SKIN? 215 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:54,612 IT'S FLAWLESS LIKE A POLISHED PEARL. 216 00:08:55,706 --> 00:08:57,966 OKAY, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 217 00:08:57,968 --> 00:09:00,008 I JUST WISH EVERYONE WOULD STOP BRINGING IT UP. 218 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:01,710 HEY, UH, DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE 219 00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:04,752 HOW BEAUTIFUL CHELSEA IS? 220 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,145 HER SKIN IS FLAWLESS 221 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,716 LIKE A POLISHED PEARL... 222 00:09:08,719 --> 00:09:10,879 IN A FRESH VAT OF CREAM CHEESE. 223 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:13,021 I GET IT. 224 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:14,183 SHE HAS GOOD SKIN. 225 00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:16,564 OH-HO, JEALOUS MUCH? 226 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,786 ( scoffs ) I'M NOT JEALOUS. 227 00:09:18,789 --> 00:09:21,629 I JUST GET THIS WEIRD BURNING FEELING IN MY CHEST 228 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:23,792 WHEN I THINK ABOUT AUSTIN WITH ANOTHER GIRL. 229 00:09:23,794 --> 00:09:25,904 YEAH, THAT'S JEALOUSY. 230 00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:27,636 OR HEARTBURN. 231 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:28,968 DID YOU HAVE SPICY FOOD FOR LUNCH? 232 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:31,799 'CAUSE I DID. 233 00:09:31,802 --> 00:09:35,282 YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY TO BE BOTHERED BY ALL THIS. 234 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,775 IT'S NOT EASY SEEING THE GUY YOU LIKE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 235 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:40,608 OKAY, I ADMIT I'M A LITTLE UPSET 236 00:09:40,611 --> 00:09:42,351 AUSTIN'S GOING OUT WITH CHELSEA. 237 00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:44,792 I'M STARTING TO REGRET I SET UP THIS WHOLE AUCTION THING IN THE FIRST PLACE. 238 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:48,715 LOOK, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S TOTALLY GORGEOUS 239 00:09:48,719 --> 00:09:51,059 AND AUSTIN'S THE MOST LOVABLE PERSON ON EARTH 240 00:09:51,061 --> 00:09:53,221 DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE GONNA HIT IT OFF. 241 00:09:53,223 --> 00:09:55,273 YEAH. HOPEFULLY, 242 00:09:55,265 --> 00:09:56,695 THEY'LL JUST GO ON SOME LAME DATE, 243 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,267 AND AUSTIN WILL BE BORED OUT OF HIS MIND. 244 00:09:58,268 --> 00:10:00,168 OH, HE WON'T BE BORED. 245 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:01,170 CHELSEA'S TAKING AUSTIN 246 00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:02,671 TO SALSA NIGHT AT THE BEACH CLUB. 247 00:10:02,673 --> 00:10:04,683 AW, HOW ROMANTIC-- 248 00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:05,735 THE LIGHTS, THE MUSIC, 249 00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:07,936 THE DANCING UNDER THE STARTS. 250 00:10:07,938 --> 00:10:09,778 THERE GOES THAT HEARTBURN AGAIN. 251 00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:17,815 ( salsa music plays ) 252 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,749 I'M SO GLAD YOU INVITED ME DANCING, ALLY. 253 00:10:21,752 --> 00:10:23,022 I LOVE TO SALSA. 254 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:26,163 I'VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE IRISH EYES AND LATIN HIPS. 255 00:10:26,156 --> 00:10:28,096 YEAH, YEAH. STOP TALKING. 256 00:10:28,098 --> 00:10:29,628 I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO AUSTIN AND CHELSEA. 257 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,059 YOU SHOULD WATCH 'EM TOO. 258 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:32,131 MAYBE YOU'D LEARN SOMETHING 259 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,802 'CAUSE YOU ARE ONE BAD DANCER. 260 00:10:33,804 --> 00:10:35,644 - ( thuds ) - OW! SEE? 261 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,035 YOU ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON MY FOOT. 262 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,637 ( laughs ) YEAH, ACCIDENTALLY. 263 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,639 ( Austin and Chelsea laugh ) 264 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,972 SPIN ME CLOSER TO THEM. 265 00:10:43,974 --> 00:10:45,054 I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THEY'RE LAUGHING ABOUT. 266 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,075 YOU GOT IT. 267 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,951 SORRY, TRISH. 268 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:54,223 THAT'S OKAY. 269 00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:55,734 I WOULD'VE DROPPED THEM ANYWAY. 270 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,796 ( light applause ) 271 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,140 DEZ, DO SOMETHING. THEY'RE WALKING AWAY. 272 00:11:13,143 --> 00:11:14,303 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT. 273 00:11:19,349 --> 00:11:21,779 WHOA, ARE YOU OKAY? HERE, LET ME HELP YOU UP. 274 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,982 THANKS-- 275 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,993 ...CAN GET UP BY MYSELF. 276 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,455 I'M FINE TOO. 277 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:28,186 I CAN TAKE A HIT. 278 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,088 I PLAY FOOTBALL WITH MY BROTHERS. 279 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:33,860 WOW, YOU'RE A GOOD DANCER AND YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. 280 00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:35,804 ISN'T SHE GREAT, ALLY? 281 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,466 YUP, GREATY-GREAT-GREAT. 282 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:41,998 WOW, YOU REALLY DO HAVE FLAWLESS SKIN. 283 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:45,812 ME? LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 284 00:11:48,278 --> 00:11:50,308 UGH! SHE'S NICE TOO. 285 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,910 I REALLY WANTED TO HATE HER. 286 00:11:54,785 --> 00:11:55,845 HEY, DEZ. 287 00:11:55,846 --> 00:11:57,946 WHERE'S AUSTIN AND THAT GIRL? 288 00:11:57,948 --> 00:11:59,718 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 289 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:00,889 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 290 00:12:00,891 --> 00:12:03,291 NOT SPYING ON AUSTIN AND THAT GIRL! 291 00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:04,493 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 292 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:06,964 UH, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 293 00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,797 YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME TILL THEY GET BACK? 294 00:12:08,799 --> 00:12:10,959 - OOH, SORRY, BROOKE-- - DANCE WITH ME! 295 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,362 I'M WITH ALLY. 296 00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,014 FINE! 297 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:19,307 YOU DON'T NEED A PARTNER TO SALSA DANCE. 298 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:26,515 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, 299 00:12:26,516 --> 00:12:28,416 BUT I'M GLAD THIS NIGHT IS ALMOST OVER. 300 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,248 MY FEET ARE KILLING ME. 301 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,020 TRY DANCING WITH ALLY. 302 00:12:32,022 --> 00:12:34,832 SHE EVEN MANAGED TO STEP ON MY HAND SOMEHOW. 303 00:12:34,825 --> 00:12:38,055 I'M SORRY, DEZ. I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 304 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,358 I'LL BUY ONE OF YOUR RIDICULOUS CALENDARS. 305 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,990 YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT PRINTING. 306 00:12:41,992 --> 00:12:43,362 I SOLD OUT TONIGHT. 307 00:12:47,297 --> 00:12:49,767 SERIOUSLY? WHY ARE ALL THESE OLD LADIES 308 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,099 BUYING YOUR CALENDAR? 309 00:12:51,101 --> 00:12:53,401 THEY MAY OR MAY NOT THINK I'M PRINCE HARRY 310 00:12:53,403 --> 00:12:55,853 BECAUSE I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE TOLD THEM I AM. 311 00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:58,106 ( with English accent ) CHEERIO, ME LADIES. 312 00:12:58,108 --> 00:13:00,478 THAT'S BRITISH FOR "'SUP?" 313 00:13:05,115 --> 00:13:06,815 I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE AUSTIN 314 00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:07,917 WITH ANOTHER GIRL, ALLY. 315 00:13:07,918 --> 00:13:10,858 IT'S OKAY. TONIGHT WASN'T AS BAD AS I THOUGHT. 316 00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:12,361 MAYBE I WAS WORRIED FOR NOTHING. 317 00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:14,422 ACTUALLY, I HEARD THEY'RE MAKING PLANS FOR ANOTHER DATE. 318 00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,934 OH, GOOD. SO I WAS WORRIED FOR SOMETHING. 319 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,914 AND SHE RECYCLES?! 320 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,106 THERE'S JUST NO HATING THAT GIRL. 321 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,494 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT AUSTIN AND CHELSEA. 322 00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,816 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET OVER THIS. 323 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,188 YOU NEED TO START THINKING ABOUT OTHER GUYS, 324 00:13:41,191 --> 00:13:42,821 GUYS WHO HAVE COOL JOBS. 325 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,552 LIKE A PILOT. 326 00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:49,326 I'M NOT BUYING YOUR STUPID CALENDAR. 327 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,359 SO I GOT MORE DETAILS 328 00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:53,001 ABOUT AUSTIN'S SECOND DATE WITH CHELSEA. 329 00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,333 WHAT ARE THEY DOING? 330 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,614 CHELSEA'S RENTING OUT THE BEACH CLUB 331 00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:57,535 FOR A FAIRY TALE THEMED DATE. 332 00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,137 THERE'LL BE PRINCESS COSTUMES, MEDIEVAL MUSIC, 333 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,140 WAITRESSES DRESSED AS COURT JESTERS. 334 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:03,542 IT'S BAD NEWS, ALLY. 335 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,583 UGH, I KNOW. SHE'S PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS 336 00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,015 TO IMPRESS AUSTIN. 337 00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:08,577 I MEANT BAD NEWS FOR ME. 338 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,418 I DON'T WANT TO BE A COURT JESTER. 339 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:11,920 I'M NOT GOOD AT MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. 340 00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,085 ( sniggers ) 341 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,957 ( laughs ) I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT IT. 342 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:22,229 WELL, I THINK THE WHOLE IDEA 343 00:14:22,232 --> 00:14:23,962 OF A FAIRY TALE DATE SOUNDS CORNY. 344 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,274 I THINK IT'S MAGICAL. 345 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,865 SHE'S THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS. 346 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,096 AUSTIN'S THE HANDSOME PRINCE. 347 00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:30,968 LIKE ALL FAIRY TALES, THEY'LL PROBABLY FALL MADLY IN LOVE 348 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,641 AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 349 00:14:32,642 --> 00:14:35,652 - ( sighs ) - NOT ALL FAIRY TALES HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS. 350 00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,375 NAME ONE. 351 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,577 UM... ( laughs ) 352 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,908 THE ONE WHERE THE GIRL WITH THE FLAWLESS SKIN 353 00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:42,081 MEETS THE HANDSOME SINGER 354 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,482 AND THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE SECOND DATE 355 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,553 AND GO THEIR SEPARATE WAYS. 356 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,124 HUH. 357 00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,256 MY MOM NEVER TOLD ME THAT ONE. 358 00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:54,592 ( mandolin plays ) 359 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,204 THANKS AGAIN FOR AGREEING TO PERFORM 360 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,097 AT MY LITTLE SISTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 361 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,299 IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO 362 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,600 AFTER YOU DONATED SO MUCH MONEY 363 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,331 FOR ALLY'S CHARITY. 364 00:15:04,334 --> 00:15:06,344 THIS PRINCE CROWN'S A LITTLE SMALL FOR ME. 365 00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,576 THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S MY PRINCESS TIARA. 366 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,381 BY THE WAY, IT WAS COOL OF YOUR BOYFRIEND 367 00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:13,482 TO LET ME TAKE YOU DANCING. 368 00:15:13,483 --> 00:15:15,323 OH, HE'S A BIG SUPPORTER OF THE MANATEES 369 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,615 LIKE ALLY. 370 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,346 SO IS SHE OKAY WITH OUR DATE TOO? 371 00:15:18,348 --> 00:15:20,488 OF COURSE. WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. 372 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,150 SHE'S TOTALLY COOL WITH IT. 373 00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:24,322 I'M TOTALLY NOT COOL WITH THIS. 374 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,164 I AM TOTALLY NOT COOL IN THIS. 375 00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:29,097 I THINK YOU LOOK GREAT. 376 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:30,559 WHY ARE YOU WEARING A COSTUME? 377 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,130 YOU'RE NOT WORKING THIS PARTY. 378 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,502 WHAT COSTUME? 379 00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:36,544 CHELSEA'S REALLY PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS. 380 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,506 IT MUST HAVE BEEN A TON OF WORK 381 00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:38,967 TO DECORATE THIS PLACE. 382 00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:43,010 ( gasps ) WHOA! A UNICORN. 383 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:45,083 I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE UP CLOSE BEFORE. 384 00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:48,577 AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T. 385 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:50,518 THAT'S A PONY WITH A HORN TAPED TO ITS HEAD. 386 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,950 WAY TO KILL THE MAGIC, ALLY. 387 00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:56,534 I HOPE MY SISTER LIKES HER PRESENT. 388 00:15:56,526 --> 00:15:58,656 - OH. - OH. 389 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,358 SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT. 390 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,631 YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 391 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:04,492 I'VE GOT TO TALK TO HIM NOW. 392 00:16:04,494 --> 00:16:05,544 BACK OFF, ALLY! 393 00:16:06,596 --> 00:16:08,996 YOU'RE NOT DESTROYING THIS DATE. 394 00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:09,999 I AM! 395 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,600 WHAT? I'M NOT DESTROYING-- 396 00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,741 - OUT OF MY WAY! - WAIT, NO, NO. 397 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:29,664 THOSE EVIL WITCHES RUINED MY PRINCESS PARTY. 398 00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:33,359 I AM NOT AN EVIL WITCH. I'M A GOOD WITCH. 399 00:16:33,363 --> 00:16:35,133 WAIT, I'M NOT A WITCH AT ALL. 400 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,525 WAIT, DID YOU SAY PRINCESS PARTY? 401 00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,496 YES, THIS IS A BIRTHDAY PARTY 402 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,028 FOR MY LITTLE SISTER, HEIDI. 403 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:41,370 WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS? 404 00:16:41,371 --> 00:16:42,631 UH... ( laughs ) 405 00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,532 NOT YOUR SECOND DATE WITH CHELSEA, 406 00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:46,084 THAT'S FOR SURE. 407 00:16:46,076 --> 00:16:48,506 DATE? I WAS JUST DOING HER A FAVOR 408 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,578 BECAUSE SHE DONATED SO MUCH MONEY TO YOUR CHARITY. 409 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,580 BESIDES, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND. 410 00:16:52,582 --> 00:16:55,352 UH, DUH! OF COURSE SHE DOES. 411 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:59,345 SHE'S PRETTY. SHE'S NICE. DID YOU KNOW SHE RECYCLES? 412 00:16:59,349 --> 00:17:01,519 ALLY, WHY DID YOU RUIN 413 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,391 MY LITTLE SISTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY? 414 00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:05,103 YEAH. 415 00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:07,025 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 416 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,396 I'M SO SORRY, HEIDI. 417 00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:12,229 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DESTROYED THE DREAMS 418 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,732 OF THIS SWEET LITTLE GIRL. 419 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,673 I'M SO SAD. 420 00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:18,135 CAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, JESTER? 421 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,538 I DON'T FEEL THAT BAD, KID. 422 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,671 SINCE WE'RE ALL APOLOGIZING FOR RUINING PARTIES, 423 00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:26,353 BROOKE, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO HEIDI? 424 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,516 YES. 425 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,721 FAIRY TALE WISHES DO COME TRUE. 426 00:17:33,723 --> 00:17:35,563 AUSTIN'S STILL SINGLE. 427 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,655 I'LL TEXT YOU LATER, BABY. 428 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,227 WHOO! 429 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,129 NO, SHE WON'T. 430 00:17:41,131 --> 00:17:42,491 I CHANGED MY NUMBER. 431 00:17:42,492 --> 00:17:45,202 DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. I GAVE HER YOUR NEW ONE. 432 00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:58,145 ( girls giggle ) 433 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,609 AGAIN! AGAIN! 434 00:18:01,611 --> 00:18:05,261 THINK OF THE MONEY, TRISH. THINK OF THE MONEY. 435 00:18:07,317 --> 00:18:08,587 ( giggling ) 436 00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,662 YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE UPSET. 437 00:18:14,664 --> 00:18:16,104 I WOULDN'T HAVE GONE ON THAT DATE 438 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,365 IF I KNEW IT WOULD BOTHER YOU. 439 00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:19,227 I THOUGHT I'D BE OKAY WITH IT. 440 00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,299 BUT SEEING YOU WITH SOMEONE ELSE 441 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,701 REALLY MADE ME JEALOUS. 442 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:23,802 IT'S STUPID. 443 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,543 NO, IT'S NOT. 444 00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:27,806 I GET IT. 445 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,677 I'D BE JEALOUS TOO. 446 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,179 REALLY? 447 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:32,641 YEAH. 448 00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,612 BUT WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 449 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,694 REMEMBER LAST TIME WE TRIED TO DATE? 450 00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:38,686 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 451 00:18:38,688 --> 00:18:41,318 I KNOW. WE COULDN'T EVEN WRITE SONGS. 452 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,691 IT THREW EVERYTHING OFF. 453 00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:46,695 WELL, IF WE'RE NOT GONNA BE TOGETHER, 454 00:18:46,696 --> 00:18:47,756 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 455 00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:49,557 BEFORE ONE OF US MEETS SOMEONE ELSE. 456 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:52,699 YOU THINK IT'S TIME 457 00:18:52,702 --> 00:18:55,712 FOR US TO MOVE ON AND DATE OTHER PEOPLE? 458 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,267 MAYBE. 459 00:18:59,269 --> 00:19:01,539 WHATEVER HAPPENS, 460 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:02,541 I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY. 461 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:06,252 I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY TOO. 462 00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:11,620 SO YOU COOL IF I GO SING 463 00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:13,481 TO THAT LITTLE PRINCESS OVER THERE? 464 00:19:13,483 --> 00:19:16,433 SURE. I'LL START LOOKING FOR MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 465 00:19:17,827 --> 00:19:19,557 OH, THERE HE IS. 466 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:25,944 THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO HEIDI. 467 00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:27,635 SORRY YOUR BIRTHDAY GOT MESSED UP, 468 00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:28,867 BUT HOPEFULLY THIS MAKES IT BETTER. 469 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,698 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 470 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,800 ♪ I ALWAYS GET THIS FUNNY FEELING ♪ 471 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,252 ♪ EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND ♪ 472 00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:37,805 ♪ IT'S LIKE I'M WALKING ON THE CEILING ♪ 473 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:40,277 ♪ BOTH FEET OFF THE GROUND ♪ 474 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,350 ♪ AND IT'S ALL RIGHT ♪ 475 00:19:42,352 --> 00:19:44,512 ♪ TO FEEL SO LEFT, UPSIDE DOWN ♪ 476 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:45,764 ♪ LIKE I'M LOSING MY HEAD ♪ 477 00:19:45,755 --> 00:19:47,785 ♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW WHERE MY HEART BELONGS ♪ 478 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,757 ♪ WITH YOU AGAIN ♪ 479 00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:52,419 ♪ SO I SAY, HEY ♪ 480 00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:55,702 - ( mouthing ) - ♪ I'M CRAZY INTO YOU ♪ 481 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,195 ♪ AND I SAY, HEY ♪ 482 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,596 ♪ EVERY MINUTE IS OVERDUE ♪ 483 00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,199 ♪ AND I CAN'T WAIT ♪ 484 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,531 ♪ NO, I DON'T CARE ♪ 485 00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:05,583 ♪ I'LL DO WHAT IT TAKES ♪ 486 00:20:05,575 --> 00:20:06,675 ♪ DRIVING ALL NIGHT ♪ 487 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,306 ♪ CATCH THE FIRST FLIGHT ♪ 488 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,308 ♪ JUST TO SEE YOU UNEXPLAINED ♪ 489 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,540 ♪ YOU GOT ME LIKE UPSIDE DOWN ♪ 490 00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:14,713 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING THERE ♪ 491 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,994 ♪ I SWEAR MY WHOLE WORLD IS TURNED AROUND ♪ 492 00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:19,787 ♪ I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE ♪ 493 00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:22,949 ♪ I WAS LOOKING IN THE CROWD ♪ 494 00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:25,632 ♪ BUT YOU'RE HERE NOW ♪ 495 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,795 ♪ YOU'RE STANDING THERE ♪ 496 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:29,426 ♪ I SWEAR MY WORLD'S TURNED AROUND ♪ 497 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,859 ♪ YOU GOT ME UPSIDE DOWN ♪ 498 00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,814 ♪ YOU GOT ME UPSIDE DOWN ♪ 499 00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:41,769 ♪ I'M UPSIDE DOWN. ♪ 500 00:20:41,771 --> 00:20:43,711 ( cheers and applause ) 501 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,427 WOW, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY GOOD AT THIS. 502 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:02,930 WELL, I DO HAVE THE BEST TEACHER IN MIAMI. 503 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,398 READY FOR THE BIG LIFT? 504 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,740 YUP. 34974

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