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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,540 GUESS WHAT I HAVE? 2 00:00:11,542 --> 00:00:12,542 MISTLETOE? 3 00:00:12,543 --> 00:00:13,643 DON'T MAKE US KISS. 4 00:00:13,644 --> 00:00:15,054 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 5 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:17,386 MISTLETOE? I MEANT I HAVE SWEATY ARMPITS. 6 00:00:17,388 --> 00:00:19,518 I'M WORKING WAY TOO HARD. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,520 BREAK TIME. 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,604 TRISH! HOW'D YOUR MEETING AT THE TOY COMPANY GO? 9 00:00:26,597 --> 00:00:28,397 AMAZING. I HAVE THE PROTOTYPE 10 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:31,299 FOR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON'S HOTTEST NEW TOY. 11 00:00:31,302 --> 00:00:32,732 THE AUSTIN MOON DOLL. 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,543 ( gasps ) 13 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:37,737 THIS IS COOL. 14 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,038 AND CHECK THIS OUT. 15 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,039 ♪ I'm gonna make ♪ 16 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:44,381 ♪ Make, make you do a double take ♪ 17 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:45,375 ♪ Bam. ♪ 18 00:00:45,376 --> 00:00:47,446 ( laughs ) AWESOME. 19 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,778 WILL THEY BE READY BY CHRISTMAS? 20 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:50,549 I WANT TO GIVE THEM OUT AT THE KIDS CLUB PARTY. 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,551 YEAH, THESE DOLLS ARE AT THE TOP OF EVERY KID'S WISH LIST. 22 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,055 LITTLE MATTHEW WANTS AN AUSTIN DOLL. 23 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,187 LITTLE HANNA WANTS AN AUSTIN DOLL. 24 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:00,390 LITTLE DEZ WANTS A-- 25 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:01,531 LITTLE DEZ? 26 00:01:01,532 --> 00:01:03,592 I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT IN THERE. 27 00:01:03,594 --> 00:01:05,374 IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO DIRECTLY TO SANTA. 28 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:08,568 DON'T WORRY, AUSTIN. 29 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,599 THE TOY COMPANY SAID 30 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,670 THEY'LL HAVE A BIG SHIPMENT READY 31 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:11,641 JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS. 32 00:01:11,642 --> 00:01:13,642 GREAT. FOR A LOT OF THESE KIDS 33 00:01:13,644 --> 00:01:15,584 IT'S THE ONLY GIFT THEY'RE GONNA GET THIS YEAR. 34 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,776 YEAH. AND SINCE I'M HOSTING THE PARTY, 35 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,277 I WANT TO MAKE THIS THEIR BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. 36 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,850 WE'RE GONNA WRITE A NEW CHRISTMAS SONG FOR THE KIDS 37 00:01:21,852 --> 00:01:23,612 AND PERFORM IT AS A SURPRISE. 38 00:01:23,614 --> 00:01:25,394 GREAT IDEA. 39 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,386 AND THERE'S GONNA BE PRESS AT THE PARTY TOO. 40 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:28,588 SO IT'LL BE A GREAT OPPORTUNITY 41 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,489 TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD, AUSTIN. 42 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,191 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. 43 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,523 I JUST FEEL SO LUCKY, 44 00:01:33,524 --> 00:01:35,704 I WANT TO GIVE BACK TO PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AS LUCKY. 45 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:37,196 PERFECT. 46 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:38,268 THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF JUNK 47 00:01:38,269 --> 00:01:39,569 YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THE PRESS. 48 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:40,730 ( chuckles ) 49 00:01:40,731 --> 00:01:42,401 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA HAVE ENOUGH TIME 50 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,713 TO WRITE A NEW SONG AND PLAN THIS PARTY. 51 00:01:44,705 --> 00:01:46,635 WELL, SINCE THE PARTY'S AT THE BEACH CLUB, 52 00:01:46,637 --> 00:01:47,677 LET ME PLAN IT. 53 00:01:47,678 --> 00:01:49,608 I'LL MAKE SURE THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS 54 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,410 THOSE KIDS HAVE EVER HAD. 55 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,512 WOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO EXCITED 56 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,813 ABOUT WORK BEFORE, TRISH. 57 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,594 HEY, IT'S FOR THE MOST WORTHY CAUSE THERE IS. 58 00:01:56,587 --> 00:01:59,487 MAKING A CHILD'S CHRISTMAS WISH COME TRUE. 59 00:01:59,490 --> 00:02:00,850 NOPE. MAKING ME LOOK GOOD 60 00:02:00,851 --> 00:02:02,521 SO I CAN GET A BIG PROMOTION. 61 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,803 BUT THAT CHILD'S WISH THING TOO. 62 00:02:04,795 --> 00:02:07,355 THAT'S THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. 63 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,699 ( theme music playing ) 64 00:02:12,463 --> 00:02:14,643 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 65 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:15,905 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 66 00:02:15,906 --> 00:02:17,536 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 67 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,168 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 68 00:02:19,170 --> 00:02:20,710 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 69 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:22,271 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 70 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:25,353 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 71 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,446 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 72 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,779 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 73 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:32,350 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 74 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:36,563 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 75 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:39,627 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 76 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:42,560 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 77 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:45,573 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 78 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,566 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 79 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,599 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 80 00:02:51,602 --> 00:02:54,782 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 81 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:58,245 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 82 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,560 OH, TRISH! 83 00:03:12,563 --> 00:03:14,433 I'M SO EXCITED WE'RE HAVING 84 00:03:14,425 --> 00:03:16,195 THE KIDS CLUB CHRISTMAS PARTY 85 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,396 AT SHREDDERS. 86 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,598 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 87 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:22,199 HOW ABOUT JUST THANKING ME WITH THAT PARTY PLANNER PROMOTION 88 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,272 AND WE'LL CALL IT EVEN. 89 00:03:23,274 --> 00:03:24,684 SILLY GOOSE. 90 00:03:24,675 --> 00:03:25,805 I CAN'T PROMOTE YOU 91 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:28,676 UNTIL YOU PULL OFF A DISASTER-FREE PARTY. 92 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:30,679 WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER FLYING PIG INCIDENT 93 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:31,841 LIKE AT THE LUAU. 94 00:03:31,842 --> 00:03:33,612 ( chuckles ) THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. 95 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,915 I MEAN, THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 96 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,218 AHH. 97 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,219 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE CHRISTMAS? 98 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,691 ♪ DECK THE HALLS ♪ 99 00:03:42,693 --> 00:03:44,503 ♪ WITH JINGLE BELLS ♪ 100 00:03:44,495 --> 00:03:45,755 ♪ FA LA LA LA ♪ 101 00:03:45,756 --> 00:03:47,996 ♪ AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE. ♪ 102 00:03:47,998 --> 00:03:49,728 ( squeals ) 103 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,330 YEAH, THAT'S NOT A SONG. 104 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,902 ♪ JOY TO THE ♪ 105 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:54,513 ♪ SILENT NIGHT ♪ 106 00:03:54,505 --> 00:03:55,935 ♪ O, CHRISTMAS TREE! ♪ 107 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,369 I'M HERE FOR THE SANTA JOB. 108 00:04:00,371 --> 00:04:01,471 WHEN DO WE START? 109 00:04:01,472 --> 00:04:03,272 I CAN'T JUST GIVE YOU THE JOB. 110 00:04:03,274 --> 00:04:05,484 YOU HAVE TO AUDITION LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 111 00:04:05,476 --> 00:04:07,346 I'M ONLY HIRING THE BEST SANTA. 112 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,548 OH, I'M THE BEST SANTA 113 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,880 'CAUSE I HAVE THIS INFLATABLE SANTA SUIT. 114 00:04:11,882 --> 00:04:13,422 OBSERVE. 115 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:14,864 ( inflating ) 116 00:04:16,627 --> 00:04:19,557 THE "I ATE WAY TOO MANY COOKIES AND MILK" SAINT NICK. 117 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:20,730 ( inflating ) 118 00:04:22,993 --> 00:04:26,443 THE "JOLLY BELLY LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY" CHUBSTER 119 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:27,697 WE KNOW AS SANTA CLAUS. 120 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:29,468 HO HO HO. 121 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,370 IMPRESSIVE. 122 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,642 BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO AUDITION 123 00:04:32,643 --> 00:04:33,943 WITH THOSE OTHER SANTAS. 124 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:36,454 I'M SURPRISED SO MANY OF THEM CAME OUT 125 00:04:36,447 --> 00:04:37,747 FOR A JOB THAT DOESN'T PAY ANYTHING. 126 00:04:41,612 --> 00:04:42,652 IT'S FOR CHARITY. 127 00:04:42,653 --> 00:04:44,793 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? 128 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:46,755 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY. 129 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:48,617 I'M JUST HERE TO BRING JOY TO KIDS 130 00:04:48,619 --> 00:04:50,419 AND WEAR A REALLY COOL FAT SUIT. 131 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:51,561 BUT MOSTLY THE FAT SUIT. 132 00:04:53,724 --> 00:04:55,704 WELL, SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY LEFT, 133 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,766 I GUESS YOU CAN BE SANTA. 134 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:58,867 YES! 135 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:01,469 NOT SO FAST, RED. 136 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,083 CHUCK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 137 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:06,475 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE? 138 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:08,777 I'M HERE TO BRING GOOD TIDINGS AND CHEER 139 00:05:08,779 --> 00:05:10,439 TO THE CHILDREN OF MIAMI. 140 00:05:10,441 --> 00:05:11,811 ( chuckles ) 141 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,452 NO ONE'S AS JOLLY AS ME. 142 00:05:14,445 --> 00:05:15,585 I'M SO JOLLY, 143 00:05:15,586 --> 00:05:17,586 WHEN I WAS BORN, THE DOCTOR SLAPPED ME 144 00:05:17,588 --> 00:05:20,388 AND I LAUGHED IN HIS FACE. 145 00:05:20,391 --> 00:05:22,551 WELL, I'M SO JOLLY, 146 00:05:22,553 --> 00:05:24,633 PEOPLE IN ENGLAND DON'T SAY 147 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,425 "HAVE A JOLLY GOOD TIME." 148 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,797 THEY SAY "HAVE A CHUCK GOOD TIME." 149 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:32,361 GUYS. 150 00:05:32,363 --> 00:05:33,963 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. 151 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:35,974 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SANTA CONTEST. 152 00:05:38,509 --> 00:05:42,109 ♪ HO HO HO. ♪ 153 00:05:42,112 --> 00:05:43,642 ( mock coughs ) THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 154 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:46,676 HO HO HO. 155 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:49,677 HO HO HO HO HO. 156 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:50,820 ( mock coughs ) THAT WAS GOOD. 157 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,723 OKAY. 158 00:05:53,724 --> 00:05:54,734 I WANT TO SEE WHO DOES THE BEST JOB 159 00:05:54,725 --> 00:05:56,525 HANGING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. 160 00:05:56,527 --> 00:05:58,687 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH BEING SANTA? 161 00:05:58,689 --> 00:06:00,759 IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 162 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,491 WITH ME GETTING A PROMOTION. 163 00:06:02,493 --> 00:06:04,773 ( scoffs ) WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 164 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,765 OH, I LOVE HANGING LIGHTS. 165 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,367 THIS SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD. 166 00:06:23,053 --> 00:06:25,393 I THINK I MADE IT WORSE. 167 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,803 YOU HAVE TO CARRY THESE SACKS OF TOYS 168 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,125 ACROSS THE BEACH 169 00:06:36,126 --> 00:06:37,166 AND PUT THEM IN THAT DUMPSTER. 170 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:39,869 OKAY. ON YOUR MARK, 171 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:42,400 GET SET... GO! 172 00:06:48,579 --> 00:06:49,909 HEY, LOOK! 173 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,580 HUH? ( groans ) 174 00:07:11,602 --> 00:07:13,602 ( grunts ) YES. 175 00:07:13,604 --> 00:07:14,744 OOH. 176 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,035 ANOTHER TIE. 177 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,736 - ARE YOU KIDDING? - NO WAY! 178 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,469 WHY DID WE THROW AWAY THOSE TOYS? 179 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:23,842 THOSE WEREN'T TOYS. THAT WAS TRASH. 180 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:26,524 YOU GUYS JUST SAVED ME LIKE FOUR HOURS OF WORK. 181 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,694 WELL, THAT'S THE LAST OF THE DECORATIONS. 182 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:40,729 HEY, LOOK. 183 00:07:40,731 --> 00:07:42,631 WE'RE UNDER THE MISTLETOE AGAIN. 184 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:44,463 ( chuckles ) 185 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,944 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 186 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:51,941 Trish: THEY'RE HERE! 187 00:07:51,942 --> 00:07:54,612 AUSTIN DOLLS, COMING THROUGH. 188 00:07:54,605 --> 00:07:56,675 - THEY'RE HERE. - JUST IN TIME FOR THE PARTY. 189 00:08:03,253 --> 00:08:05,663 THIS ISN'T RIGHT. 190 00:08:05,656 --> 00:08:09,886 THEY ALL HAVE LONG, FLOWING PRINCESS HAIR. 191 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:15,671 LONG, FLOWING, GORGEOUS PRINCESS HAIR. 192 00:08:15,666 --> 00:08:17,066 THE TOY COMPANY ALSO MAKES 193 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:18,727 PRINCESS PRISCILLA DOLLS. 194 00:08:18,729 --> 00:08:20,999 THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MIX-UP AT THE FACTORY. 195 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,671 I CAN'T GIVE THESE FREAK SHOW DOLLS TO THE KIDS. 196 00:08:23,674 --> 00:08:24,984 IT'LL RUIN THEIR CHRISTMAS. 197 00:08:24,975 --> 00:08:27,275 I HAVE TO WRITE SANTA A NEW LETTER. 198 00:08:27,277 --> 00:08:28,807 I AM NOT REPLACING MY TEDDY BEAR 199 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,779 WITH ONE OF THESE MUTANTS. 200 00:08:38,989 --> 00:08:40,719 WHAT DID THE TOY COMPANY SAY? 201 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,691 THEY'RE GONNA FIX THE DOLLS AND SEND OUT A NEW SHIPMENT. 202 00:08:43,694 --> 00:08:45,604 BUT BECAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, 203 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:48,526 IT'S NOT GONNA GET HERE TILL AFTER THE HOLIDAYS. 204 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,758 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 205 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,060 RELAX, BUDDY. 206 00:08:51,061 --> 00:08:52,061 YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE OUT THESE DOLLS 207 00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:53,802 'CAUSE THEY HAVE LONG HAIR. 208 00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:55,914 I THINK THE SOLUTION'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. 209 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,611 WE'LL GIVE THEM THESE INSTEAD. 210 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,154 I CAN'T GIVE THEM AN ARTS AND CRAFTS PROJECT 211 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:07,276 FOR CHRISTMAS. 212 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:08,777 THE KIDS WILL THINK IT'S LAME. 213 00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:12,751 I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS, AUSTIN. 214 00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:15,033 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CUT THE DOLLS' HAIR. 215 00:09:17,187 --> 00:09:20,687 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 216 00:09:20,691 --> 00:09:23,731 I THINK MINE'S BETTER. 217 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:24,974 LET'S SEE YOURS, ALLY. 218 00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:27,595 I COULDN'T BEAR CUTTING MY DOLL'S HAIR. 219 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:30,598 IT'S JUST SO GORGEOUS. 220 00:09:30,601 --> 00:09:33,241 AHH. 221 00:09:33,243 --> 00:09:35,753 THIS IS HOW WE HAVE TO CUT ALL THE DOLLS' HAIR, 222 00:09:35,746 --> 00:09:37,146 AND WE NEED TO DO IT FAST. 223 00:09:37,147 --> 00:09:39,077 THE CHRISTMAS PARTY'S TOMORROW. 224 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,009 ( gasps ) I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. 225 00:09:41,011 --> 00:09:43,851 TRISH, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE WHY I'LL MAKE THE BEST SANTA. 226 00:10:01,772 --> 00:10:04,982 THIS SANTA WORKSHOP WAS A GREAT IDEA, DEZ. 227 00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:06,105 I'M ALMOST OUT OF GEL. 228 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,176 OH, DON'T WORRY. 229 00:10:07,177 --> 00:10:08,607 ( gasps ) HEY, LOOK. 230 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,038 ONE OF SANTA'S HELPERS IS HERE WITH MORE. 231 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:13,680 FOR THE LAST TIME, KID. I DON'T WORK AT THE NORTH POLE. 232 00:10:13,684 --> 00:10:15,654 I'M JUST A DELIVERY GUY. 233 00:10:15,646 --> 00:10:16,746 HEY. 234 00:10:16,747 --> 00:10:18,617 YOU'RE NOT JUST A DELIVERY GUY. 235 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,088 YOU'RE A GUY WHO DELIVERS DREAMS. 236 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,691 WHATEVER, KID. 237 00:10:25,295 --> 00:10:26,295 WHOO. 238 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,626 WE DID IT. 239 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,727 THOSE NEEDY KIDS ARE GONNA GET THEIR CHRISTMAS WISH. 240 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,101 AND THAT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO ME 241 00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:33,302 THAN GETTING MY PROMOTION. 242 00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:35,644 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 243 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,105 I'M JUST DOING THIS FOR THE MONEY. 244 00:10:38,969 --> 00:10:41,369 HEY, GUYS. I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 245 00:10:41,371 --> 00:10:42,971 THAT IT'S WAY TOO LONG PAST LABOR DAY 246 00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:44,273 TO BE WEARING THAT WHITE TOP? 247 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,746 NO. 248 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,018 IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING. 249 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,020 OH YEAH. 250 00:10:51,021 --> 00:10:52,751 MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS. 251 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,083 All: MERRY CHRISTMAS. 252 00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:00,429 OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS SENTIMENTAL GARBAGE. 253 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:02,060 WE'VE GOT PRESENTS TO WRAP. 254 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,362 ( chuckles ) 255 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,173 IT'S TOO BAD SANTA ISN'T HERE TO HELP US. 256 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,295 OH, BUT HE IS. 257 00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:09,437 SAY HELLO TO SANTA. 258 00:11:09,439 --> 00:11:11,299 HO HO HO HO HO HO. 259 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:13,041 HO HO HO HO-- 260 00:11:13,043 --> 00:11:14,983 NOT SO FAST, RED. 261 00:11:16,206 --> 00:11:18,446 HOW DOES HE ALWAYS SHOW UP THE EXACT TIME 262 00:11:18,448 --> 00:11:20,378 DEZ IS ABOUT TO WIN SOMETHING? 263 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,980 IT'S ONE OF MY MANY TALENTS. 264 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,063 I CAN ALSO BURP THE ALPHABET, 265 00:11:25,055 --> 00:11:26,455 TIE MY SHOES WITH ONE HAND, 266 00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:28,416 AND I DO A PRETTY MEAN IMPRESSION 267 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,088 OF MY THIRD GRADE ENGLISH TEACHER 268 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,960 MR. NAGEL. 269 00:11:31,962 --> 00:11:34,292 ( goofy voice ) HI, I'M MR. NAGEL. 270 00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:39,297 UH, HOW DO WE KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IMPRESSION? 271 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,869 WE DON'T KNOW THAT GUY. 272 00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:43,471 ( normal voice ) TRUST ME, IT'S SPOT ON. 273 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:46,735 BEFORE I DECIDE WHO'S GONNA BE SANTA, 274 00:11:46,737 --> 00:11:48,437 I HAVE ONE MORE CONTEST. 275 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:51,108 WHICH ONE OF YOU CAN WRAP PRESENTS THE FASTEST? 276 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,441 OH, THAT WOULD BE ME. 277 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:56,323 I'M SO FAST, THE NEXT TIME CHUCK SAYS 278 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,986 "NOT SO FAST, RED," 279 00:11:57,988 --> 00:12:01,018 HE'S GONNA SAY "NOT SO DEZ, RED." 280 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,321 WELL, I'M SO FAST, 281 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,063 PITCHERS DON'T THROW FASTBALLS, 282 00:12:06,056 --> 00:12:08,856 THEY THROW CHUCK BALLS. 283 00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:10,359 I'M SO FAST 284 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,300 THERE'S NOW THREE MEASUREMENTS OF SPEED. 285 00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:14,302 THE SPEED OF SOUND, THE SPEED OF LIGHT, 286 00:12:14,304 --> 00:12:16,474 AND THE SPEED OF DEZ. 287 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,238 - I'M SO FAST-- - QUIT YAPPING AND START WRAPPING. 288 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,241 YES, MA'AM. 289 00:12:23,774 --> 00:12:25,854 ( scissors clipping ) 290 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:35,364 ( scoffs ) AMATEUR. 291 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,987 ( scissors clipping ) 292 00:12:48,038 --> 00:12:49,068 OH, IT'S ON. 293 00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:58,776 All: WHOA! 294 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,083 Both: FINISHED! 295 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,964 - I WON. - NO, I WON. 296 00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:08,786 NOBODY'S WON YET. LET'S SEE WHICH SANTA 297 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,518 CAN CARRY THE MOST GIFTS DOWN TO THE BEACH CLUB. 298 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,790 ( chuckles ) 299 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,491 WE'RE NOT FALLING FOR THAT. 300 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,203 YOU JUST WANT US TO DO YOUR WORK 301 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,465 SO YOU CAN GET A PROMOTION. 302 00:13:16,466 --> 00:13:17,496 YEAH. 303 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,367 HEY, RED. YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED. 304 00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:20,399 OH, THANKS. 305 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,800 ( grunts ) 306 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,502 I'M GONNA WIN! 307 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,514 NO, YOU'RE NOT. 308 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,147 WE'D BETTER GET DOWN TO THE BEACH CLUB. 309 00:13:39,149 --> 00:13:41,449 I WANT TO PERSONALLY HAND OUT ALL THE GIFTS TO THE KIDS. 310 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:43,221 I'LL MEET YOU DOWN THERE. 311 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,134 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 312 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,126 UH... 313 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,327 NOT BUYING YOU A LAST MINUTE 314 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,459 CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 315 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,300 THAT'S FOR SURE. 316 00:13:52,302 --> 00:13:53,562 ( chuckles ) 317 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:59,206 HEY, LOOK. WE FORGOT A COUPLE OF DOLLS. 318 00:13:59,209 --> 00:14:03,009 I STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY THEY CAME WITH BABY BOTTLES. 319 00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,353 ( cries ) Mommy, change me. 320 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,016 ( gasps ) 321 00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:11,149 THE AUSTIN DOLL JUST PEED ON ME. 322 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,921 WHY DID IT DO THAT? 323 00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:14,253 OH NO. 324 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,194 THE TOY COMPANY ALSO MAKES "MOMMY, CHANGE ME" DOLLS. 325 00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:18,857 THEY MUST HAVE MIXED THAT UP, TOO! 326 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,458 THAT EXPLAINS THE BOTTLE. 327 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,930 WE HAVE TO GET TO THE PARTY 328 00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,432 BEFORE AUSTIN GIVES THESE TO THE KIDS. 329 00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,073 MAYBE THEY'RE NOT ALL MESSED UP. 330 00:14:26,196 --> 00:14:27,996 ( cries ) Mommy, change me. 331 00:14:29,199 --> 00:14:31,039 ( gasps ) 332 00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,471 OKAY. THEY'RE ALL MESSED UP. 333 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:42,511 HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE. 334 00:14:42,512 --> 00:14:44,012 I HOPE IT'S WHAT YOU WANTED. 335 00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:45,464 I GOT IT STRAIGHT FROM SANTA CLAUS. 336 00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:46,485 Both: THAT'S ME. 337 00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,019 AN AUSTIN MOON DOLL? 338 00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,491 THANK YOU SO MUCH, AUSTIN. 339 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,492 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. 340 00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:57,926 AWW. 341 00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:00,328 THAT'S WHY I LOVE CHRISTMAS. 342 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:02,470 I HAVE TO SAY I DOUBTED TRISH, 343 00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:05,642 BUT SHE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF A DISASTER-FREE PARTY. 344 00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,575 YEAH, SHE DID. 345 00:15:07,577 --> 00:15:08,607 HEY, KIDS. 346 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,138 THOSE DOLLS DON'T JUST LOOK COOL. 347 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:12,110 FOR A REAL SURPRISE, PRESS THE BUTTON. 348 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,442 Dolls: ( cries ) Mommy, change me. 349 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:14,513 AUSTIN, NO! 350 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,394 ( dolls chattering ) 351 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,491 THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. 352 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:29,025 THIS ISN'T A REAL AUSTIN DOLL. 353 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,529 YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS. 354 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,708 I CAN'T BELIEVE I RUINED CHRISTMAS. 355 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,440 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, AUSTIN. 356 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,442 YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 357 00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:46,984 TRISH, DO SOMETHING. 358 00:15:46,977 --> 00:15:48,577 THE PARTY'S A DISASTER. 359 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:53,579 LOOK, KIDS. IT'S SANTA. 360 00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,333 HO HO HO. 361 00:15:56,326 --> 00:15:58,486 HE'S NOT THE REAL SANTA. 362 00:15:58,488 --> 00:16:00,288 WELL HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? 363 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,032 HO HO HO. 364 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:05,544 HE ISN'T EITHER. 365 00:16:05,535 --> 00:16:07,735 I'M SANTA, LITTLE GIRL. 366 00:16:07,737 --> 00:16:09,337 HOW ELSE WOULD I KNOW 367 00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:10,739 THAT YOU WANTED AN AUSTIN DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS? 368 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,270 EVERY KID IN MIAMI WANTED ONE. 369 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,513 SHE'S GOOD. 370 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:17,705 NEITHER ONE OF YOU IS SANTA. 371 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,977 I'M SANTA. 372 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,579 ( inflating ) 373 00:16:23,513 --> 00:16:25,723 NO, I'M SANTA. 374 00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:27,455 ( inflating ) 375 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,020 NO, I'M SANTA. 376 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:34,363 ( grunts ) 377 00:16:35,365 --> 00:16:36,525 NO, I'M SANTA. 378 00:16:39,669 --> 00:16:41,599 NO, I'M SANTA. 379 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,371 NO, I'M SANTA! 380 00:16:44,374 --> 00:16:45,684 Dez: NO, I'M SANTA! 381 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:46,575 I'M SANTA. 382 00:16:46,576 --> 00:16:48,176 - NO, I'M SANTA. - I'M SANTA. 383 00:16:48,178 --> 00:16:50,178 - NO, I'M SANTA. - ( grunts ) 384 00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:54,483 ( all gasp ) 385 00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:59,047 ( screams ) 386 00:17:01,551 --> 00:17:03,321 FIRST I RUIN CHRISTMAS, 387 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,023 NOW THEY'RE RUINING THE PARTY. 388 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,364 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 389 00:17:06,356 --> 00:17:08,356 NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DOLLS ANYMORE. 390 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,030 SO... 391 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,631 ABOUT THAT PROMOTION? 392 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,373 I GIVE PROMOTIONS TO PARTY PLANNERS. 393 00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,366 NOT PARTY WRECKERS! 394 00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:20,538 WAIT WAIT. I CAN SAVE THIS. 395 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,770 ( exhales ) 396 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,054 KIDS, GO EAT CHRISTMAS COOKIES. 397 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,576 AUSTIN AND ALLY, GET READY. 398 00:17:28,578 --> 00:17:30,318 DEZ AND CHUCK, CLEAN THIS PLACE UP. 399 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,621 WHY DO WE HAVE TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP? 400 00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:34,622 DO YOU WANT TO SEE NEW YEAR'S? 401 00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:35,664 Both: YES, MA'AM. 402 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:40,357 AND NOW TO MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS WISHES COME TRUE, 403 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,630 GIVE IT UP FOR AUSTIN AND ALLY. 404 00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:44,632 ( cheering ) 405 00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:47,844 ♪ WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR ♪ 406 00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:50,467 ♪ CAN YOU TELL ME ♪ 407 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:55,380 ♪ THE ONE THAT NEVER GETS HERE FAST ENOUGH ♪ 408 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,375 ♪ IS IT FALL OR SPRING ♪ 409 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,508 ♪ A SUMMER THING ♪ 410 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:05,490 ♪ WINTER IS MY FAVORITE TIME BECAUSE ♪ 411 00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,515 ( pop music playing ) 412 00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:09,587 ♪ A BILLION LIGHTS ARE BLINKING ♪ 413 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,619 ♪ JINGLE BELLS ARE RINGING ♪ 414 00:18:11,621 --> 00:18:15,091 ♪ EVERYBODY'S SINGING "I LOVE CHRISTMAS" ♪ 415 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,534 ♪ SANTA'S ALMOST FLYING ♪ 416 00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:19,367 ♪ LOTS OF RIBBON TYING ♪ 417 00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:21,129 ♪ PRESENTS MULTIPLYING ♪ 418 00:18:21,131 --> 00:18:23,531 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS ♪ 419 00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:25,583 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 420 00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:27,505 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 421 00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,807 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 422 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,178 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS ♪ 423 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:33,111 ♪ YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THAT MISTLETOE ♪ 424 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,712 ♪ THEY'RE HANGING ♪ 425 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,854 ♪ OR YOU MIGHT HAVE TO PUCKER UP AND KISS SOMEONE ♪ 426 00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:40,519 ♪ FRIENDS YOU KNOW ♪ 427 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,850 ♪ ARE GONNA PRAY FOR SNOW ♪ 428 00:18:42,852 --> 00:18:45,832 ♪ A WINTER WONDERLAND'S A LOT MORE FUN ♪ 429 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:48,897 ♪ A LOT MORE FUN ♪ 430 00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,428 ( saxophone playing ) 431 00:18:55,165 --> 00:18:57,165 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS ♪ 432 00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:05,383 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS ♪ 433 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,515 ♪ A BILLION LIGHTS ARE BLINKING ♪ 434 00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:09,517 ♪ JINGLE BELLS ARE RINGING ♪ 435 00:19:09,519 --> 00:19:11,579 ♪ EVERYBODY'S SINGING ♪ 436 00:19:11,581 --> 00:19:13,521 ♪ "I LOVE CHRISTMAS" ♪ 437 00:19:13,523 --> 00:19:15,333 ♪ SANTA'S ALMOST FLYING ♪ 438 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:17,255 ♪ LOTS OF RIBBON TYING ♪ 439 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,427 ♪ PRESENTS MULTIPLYING ♪ 440 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:21,529 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS ♪ 441 00:19:21,531 --> 00:19:23,531 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 442 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,603 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 443 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:27,395 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 444 00:19:27,397 --> 00:19:29,397 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS. ♪ 445 00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:31,399 ( cheering ) 446 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,245 I TAKE IT BACK, AUSTIN. 447 00:19:38,248 --> 00:19:40,208 YOU DIDN'T RUIN CHRISTMAS. 448 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:42,550 THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER. 449 00:19:43,613 --> 00:19:44,913 FOR ME TOO. 450 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:46,424 ( chuckles ) 451 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:48,586 I TOLD YOU CHRISTMAS WASN'T ABOUT PRESENTS. 452 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,388 I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO. 453 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,460 'CAUSE I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING. 454 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:52,561 WHAT? 455 00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:54,892 ( chuckles ) I'M KIDDING. 456 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,867 SO... 457 00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,868 I DECIDED YOU'RE GETTING THAT PROMOTION. 458 00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:02,870 CONGRATULATIONS, TRISH. 459 00:20:02,872 --> 00:20:05,412 YOU'RE SHREDDERS' NEW PARTY PLANNER. 460 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,205 REALLY? THANK YOU. 461 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,676 SO WHEN DO I GET MY RAISE? 462 00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:11,738 OH, THIS PROMOTION DOESN'T COME WITH MORE MONEY. 463 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:14,511 JUST A BIGGER TITLE AND LONGER HOURS. 464 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,894 MERRY CHRISTMAS, PARTY PLANNER. 465 00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:18,546 SEE YOU TOMORROW AT 6:00 A.M. 466 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:23,520 LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, KID. 467 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,463 HARD WORK IS WASTE OF TIME. 468 00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:30,758 YOU MAKE A PRETTY GOOD SANTA, DEZ. 469 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,560 THANKS, CHUCK. YOU TOO. 470 00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:33,862 WE'LL CALL THIS ONE A TIE 471 00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:35,543 AS LONG AS YOU ADMIT THAT I'M BETTER THAN YOU 472 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:36,635 AT EVERYTHING ELSE. 473 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:37,866 DEAL. 474 00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,507 WAIT, WHAT? 475 00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:40,739 MERRY CHRISTMAS, RED. 476 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,910 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU, TOO. 477 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,545 ( gasps ) 478 00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,420 I LOVE IT. 479 00:20:51,421 --> 00:20:52,951 I LOVE IT TOO. 480 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:55,432 I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE ALWAYS SO COMPETITIVE. 481 00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:56,725 WE SHOULD STOP DOING THAT. 482 00:20:56,726 --> 00:20:59,656 BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT I'M NICER THAN YOU. 483 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,659 ACTUALLY, I'M A LOT NICER THAN YOU. 484 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,431 NO, I'M NICER THAN YOU. 485 00:21:03,433 --> 00:21:04,693 I'M DEFINITELY NICER. 486 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,799 THANKS, AUSTIN. I LOVE IT. 487 00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,571 MERRY CHRISTMAS, ALLY. 488 00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:20,477 HEY, LOOK. WE'RE UNDER THE MISTLETOE AGAIN. 489 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,010 WELL, RULES ARE RULES. 490 00:21:23,012 --> 00:21:24,552 ( chuckles ) 491 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,916 I'M NICER. 492 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:28,917 NO, I'M NICER. 493 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:31,660 ( deflating ) 494 00:21:33,323 --> 00:21:35,373 LOOK OUT! 495 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:36,895 ( crashing ) 496 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,626 YOU'RE RIGHT, RED. 497 00:21:38,628 --> 00:21:41,698 YOU ARE NICER. ( cackles ) 498 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,831 HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO! 499 00:21:51,481 --> 00:21:54,381 I'VE GOT A DELIVERY HERE FOR AUSTIN MOON. 500 00:21:54,384 --> 00:21:55,724 THAT'S ME. 501 00:22:05,555 --> 00:22:07,695 HEY, IT'S THE AUSTIN MOON DOLL. 502 00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:10,899 ♪ I'm gonna make ♪ 503 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,900 ♪ Make, make you do a double take ♪ 504 00:22:13,903 --> 00:22:15,613 ♪ Bam. ♪ 505 00:22:15,605 --> 00:22:17,565 THEY'RE ALL FIXED. 506 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:19,437 THAT'S WEIRD. 507 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:20,909 THE TOY COMPANY SAID THEY WOULDN'T BE READY 508 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:23,640 UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS. 509 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,783 HEY, THAT GUY LOOKS A LOT LIKE SANTA CLAUS. 510 00:22:28,618 --> 00:22:29,618 YOU DON'T THINK-- 511 00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,019 THAT LARRY REALLY WORKS FOR SANTA? 512 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,020 I KNEW IT! 513 00:22:32,021 --> 00:22:33,681 FOR THE LAST TIME, KID. 514 00:22:33,683 --> 00:22:35,433 I DON'T WORK AT THE NORTH POLE. 515 00:22:35,425 --> 00:22:37,485 I'M JUST A DELIVERY GUY. 516 00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:38,857 AWW. 517 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,858 LET'S GET THE SLEIGH AND GET OUT OF HERE, SANTA. 518 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:42,891 WE ALMOST BLEW OUR COVER. 519 00:22:43,893 --> 00:22:45,093 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 520 00:22:45,094 --> 00:22:47,074 ♪ OHH-OH-WHOA-OH-OH-OH ♪ 521 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,066 ♪ I LOVE CHRISTMAS. ♪ 35009

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