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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:07,535 - ( bells jingling ) - ( rock music playing ) 2 00:00:07,538 --> 00:00:10,378 ♪ ONE TWO THREE FOUR ♪ 3 00:00:10,381 --> 00:00:12,581 ( cheering ) 4 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:13,683 ♪ UH-HUH ♪ 5 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,116 ♪ WHOO ♪ 6 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:20,048 ♪ I ALWAYS LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR ♪ 7 00:00:20,051 --> 00:00:23,551 ♪ WHITE SNOW AND REINDEER ♪ 8 00:00:24,795 --> 00:00:26,125 ♪ YEAH ♪ 9 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,797 ♪ THAT SPECIAL SOMETHING IN THE AIR ♪ 10 00:00:28,799 --> 00:00:30,729 ♪ FRIENDS AND FAMILY EVERYWHERE ♪ 11 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,212 ♪ OH ♪ 12 00:00:34,205 --> 00:00:36,605 ♪ WHEN EVERYBODY'S SINGING ♪ 13 00:00:36,607 --> 00:00:38,567 ♪ MY HEART STARTS JINGALINGIN' ♪ 14 00:00:38,569 --> 00:00:43,069 ♪ THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE DECEMBER NIGHTS ♪ 15 00:00:43,074 --> 00:00:45,224 ♪ TODAY'S THE DAY ♪ 16 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:48,676 ♪ LET'S CELEBRATE WITH THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 17 00:00:48,679 --> 00:00:51,419 ♪ FEEL THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 18 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:53,422 ♪ WE'LL HAVE A BALL ♪ 19 00:00:53,424 --> 00:00:56,694 ♪ LET'S DECK THE HALLS WITH THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 20 00:00:56,687 --> 00:00:58,557 ♪ FEEL THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 21 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,189 ♪ WE'VE GOT THAT REINDEER KIND OF CHEER ♪ 22 00:01:01,192 --> 00:01:03,432 ♪ SANTA'S FLYING OVER HERE ♪ 23 00:01:03,434 --> 00:01:05,844 ♪ ALL THE WAY FROM THE NORTH POLE ♪ 24 00:01:05,836 --> 00:01:08,096 ♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 25 00:01:08,099 --> 00:01:10,099 ♪ JUST FEEL THAT, JUST FEEL THAT ♪ 26 00:01:10,101 --> 00:01:12,101 ♪ JUST FEEL THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 27 00:01:12,103 --> 00:01:14,253 ♪ JUST FEEL THAT, JUST FEEL THAT ♪ 28 00:01:14,245 --> 00:01:16,075 ♪ JUST FEEL THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 29 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,806 ♪ JUST FEEL THAT, JUST FEEL THAT ♪ 30 00:01:17,808 --> 00:01:21,808 ♪ JUST FEEL THAT CHRISTMAS SOUL ♪ 31 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:23,552 ♪ OH. ♪ 32 00:01:23,554 --> 00:01:25,164 ( cheering ) 33 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,317 THANKS FOR COMING OUT, 34 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:29,789 AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR! 35 00:01:33,664 --> 00:01:35,134 WHOO. 36 00:01:35,126 --> 00:01:36,466 ( chuckles ) 37 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:38,597 MAN, I LOVE CHRISTMAS IN MIAMI. 38 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:41,499 I JUST WISH SANTA DIDN'T WEAR SHORTS. 39 00:01:44,575 --> 00:01:47,375 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS YEAR'S ALMOST OVER. 40 00:01:47,378 --> 00:01:48,738 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 41 00:01:48,739 --> 00:01:50,709 "TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FONDUE." 42 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:51,741 ( chuckles ) 43 00:01:51,742 --> 00:01:53,242 DEZ, IT'S FUN. 44 00:01:53,244 --> 00:01:55,624 IT IS FUN. YOU CAN DIP ANYTHING IN CHEESE. 45 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,786 BROCCOLI, BREAD, MY KEYS. 46 00:01:57,788 --> 00:01:59,548 THOSE ARE MY KEYS. 47 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:01,820 ( groans ) 48 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,704 WHAT A YEAR. 49 00:02:04,695 --> 00:02:06,425 JIMMY STARR SIGNED ME TO STARR RECORDS 50 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,297 AND I RELEASED MY FIRST ALBUM. 51 00:02:08,299 --> 00:02:11,159 AND YOU STILL MIGHT GET TO LIVE OUT YOUR BIGGEST DREAM-- 52 00:02:11,162 --> 00:02:13,632 PLAYING TIMES SQUARE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE! 53 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,914 IF TRISH CAN PULL THAT OFF, 54 00:02:14,905 --> 00:02:17,405 THAT'D BE THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER. 55 00:02:17,408 --> 00:02:18,808 YOU KNOW WHAT MY BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT WAS? 56 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:20,639 - THE FONDUE? - NOPE. THE FONDUE. 57 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,911 WAIT. DID YOU JUST SAY "THE FONDUE"? 58 00:02:22,913 --> 00:02:24,283 THEN YOU WERE RIGHT. 59 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,216 GUESS WHAT I JUST DID? 60 00:02:27,218 --> 00:02:30,178 I BOOKED AUSTIN TO PLAY TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE! 61 00:02:30,181 --> 00:02:31,251 ( cheering ) 62 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:33,682 ( gasping ) 63 00:02:33,684 --> 00:02:34,694 OHH. 64 00:02:34,685 --> 00:02:36,685 MAN, TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 65 00:02:36,687 --> 00:02:39,187 A BILLION PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE WATCHING. 66 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,930 NOW IS PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO FINISH THAT SONG. 67 00:02:42,593 --> 00:02:44,543 THANKS FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN, TRISH. 68 00:02:46,337 --> 00:02:47,537 I BETTER CALL TO SEE WHAT TIME 69 00:02:47,538 --> 00:02:48,798 THEY WANT AUSTIN THERE. 70 00:02:48,799 --> 00:02:50,399 - ( phone beeps ) - CHEERI, 71 00:02:50,401 --> 00:02:51,801 CALL TIMES SQUARE PROMOTER. 72 00:02:51,802 --> 00:02:53,872 Cheeri: Calling Tim's Square Pizza. 73 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:56,754 - NO. NOT TIM'S SQUARE PIZZA. - ( phone ringing ) 74 00:02:56,747 --> 00:02:58,547 TIM'S SQUARE, WHAT CAN I GET YOU? 75 00:02:58,549 --> 00:02:59,749 SORRY, WRONG NUMBER. 76 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:03,410 NO. IT'S TIM'S SQUARE PIZZA. 77 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:06,224 BEST SQUARE PIZZA IN MIAMI. 78 00:03:06,217 --> 00:03:07,357 TRISH, RIGHT? 79 00:03:07,358 --> 00:03:08,958 WE SPOKE EARLIER WHEN YOU BOOKED AUSTIN 80 00:03:08,959 --> 00:03:10,859 TO PLAY HERE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 81 00:03:12,423 --> 00:03:15,303 HELLO? TRISH? 82 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:16,696 OH NO. 83 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,727 CHEERI MESSED UP. 84 00:03:18,729 --> 00:03:20,829 I DIDN'T BOOK AUSTIN AT TIMES SQUARE. 85 00:03:20,831 --> 00:03:23,471 I BOOKED HIM AT TIM'S SQUARE PIZZA. 86 00:03:23,474 --> 00:03:24,884 OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE. 87 00:03:24,875 --> 00:03:26,775 BUT SINCE YOU HAVE TIM ON THE PHONE, 88 00:03:26,777 --> 00:03:29,607 COULD YOU ORDER ME A HALF MUSHROOM, HALF SURPRISE ME? 89 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,580 ( rock music playing ) 90 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:34,422 ♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪ 91 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:37,285 ♪ HEY, JESSIE! HEY, JESSIE! ♪ 92 00:03:37,288 --> 00:03:38,988 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 93 00:03:38,989 --> 00:03:42,289 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 94 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:43,723 - ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ - ♪ HEY, JESSIE! ♪ 95 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,434 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 96 00:03:45,426 --> 00:03:48,296 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD, AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ♪ 97 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:49,899 - ♪ ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ - ♪ HEY, JESSIE! ♪ 98 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,730 ♪ MY WHOLE WORLD IS CHANGING, TURNING AROUND ♪ 99 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,873 ♪ THEY GOT ME GOING CRAZY, YEAH, THEY'RE SHAKING THE GROUND ♪ 100 00:03:55,866 --> 00:03:58,736 ♪ HEY, BUT THEY TOOK A CHANCE ON THE NEW GIRL IN TOWN ♪ 101 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,309 ♪ OH, AND I DON'T WANNA LET THEM DOWN ♪ 102 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,942 ♪ DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN ♪ 103 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:07,454 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 104 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:10,418 - ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ - ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 105 00:04:10,421 --> 00:04:12,951 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 106 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:16,463 - ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ - ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 107 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:19,357 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 108 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,560 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 109 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,303 ♪ HEY, JESSIE! ♪ 110 00:04:32,543 --> 00:04:34,413 SO, I WAS THINKING THE SONG SHOULD BE 111 00:04:34,405 --> 00:04:35,805 ABOUT CHASING YOUR DREAMS. 112 00:04:35,806 --> 00:04:37,876 SINCE YOUR DREAM'S ABOUT TO COME TRUE. 113 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,548 OH. THIS ALL SEEMS SO UNREAL-- 114 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:42,281 LIKE BIGFOOT, OR THOSE MYTHICAL 115 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,362 BLACK AND WHITE STRIPED HORSES. 116 00:04:44,355 --> 00:04:46,555 YOU MEAN ZEBRAS? 117 00:04:46,557 --> 00:04:47,617 THOSE ARE REAL. 118 00:04:47,618 --> 00:04:50,788 SURE THEY ARE, ALLY. 119 00:04:52,563 --> 00:04:55,433 ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A MELODY. 120 00:04:55,426 --> 00:04:57,426 CHECK IT OUT. 121 00:04:57,428 --> 00:05:00,428 ( music playing through headphones ) 122 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:01,771 ALLY? 123 00:05:01,772 --> 00:05:03,302 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE. 124 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,913 IT'S OKAY. HE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. 125 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,506 LISTEN, 126 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,778 THERE'S BEEN A TEENY, TINY MIX-UP. 127 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:12,080 AUSTIN'S NOT PLAYING IN TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 128 00:05:12,082 --> 00:05:13,782 - WHAT? - YOU GOTTA TELL HIM. 129 00:05:13,784 --> 00:05:15,054 I MEAN, I'D DO IT MYSELF, 130 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,385 BUT I'M NOT HERE. 131 00:05:19,650 --> 00:05:21,420 THE SONG'S GOOD, 132 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,792 BUT INSTEAD OF CHASING YOUR DREAMS, 133 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:25,063 LET'S MAKE IT ABOUT YOUR DREAMS FINALLY COMING TRUE-- 134 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:26,425 LIKE ME AND TIMES SQUARE. 135 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:28,397 ( moans ) 136 00:05:28,399 --> 00:05:30,459 THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE IDEA. 137 00:05:31,802 --> 00:05:33,862 BECAUSE... 138 00:05:33,864 --> 00:05:36,344 THE SAD TRUTH IS... 139 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,666 A LOT OF PEOPLE'S DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE. 140 00:05:38,669 --> 00:05:40,969 WE SHOULDN'T RUB IT IN THEIR FACES. 141 00:05:42,613 --> 00:05:44,983 WOW. WAY TO BUM ME OUT. 142 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,016 BESIDES, IT'S ABOUT THE JOURNEY, 143 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:49,648 NOT THE DESTINATION. 144 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,680 WHAT SOUNDS BETTER-- 145 00:05:51,682 --> 00:05:54,432 SITTING ON A BEACH IN HAWAII 146 00:05:54,425 --> 00:05:58,125 OR SITTING ON A PLANE FOR 12 HOURS TO GET THERE? 147 00:05:58,128 --> 00:05:59,958 UH... 148 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,460 THE BEACH PART. 149 00:06:03,033 --> 00:06:05,703 CLEARLY, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DREAMS... 150 00:06:05,696 --> 00:06:07,066 OR THE FUN OF AIR TRAVEL. 151 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:09,499 LOOK, ALLY, 152 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,940 I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THE JOURNEY. 153 00:06:10,941 --> 00:06:12,641 I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT HOW GREAT IT FEELS 154 00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:14,143 WHEN YOU FINALLY GET THERE. 155 00:06:14,144 --> 00:06:15,554 I MEAN... 156 00:06:15,546 --> 00:06:17,046 CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT'S GONNA FEEL LIKE 157 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:18,907 WHEN WE FINALLY GET TO TIMES SQUARE? 158 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,480 ( sighs ) 159 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,912 EXACTLY! 160 00:06:22,913 --> 00:06:24,523 OH, WE'RE GONNA BE SPEECHLESS. 161 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:28,857 SO HOW'D AUSTIN TAKE THE NEWS? 162 00:06:28,859 --> 00:06:30,489 I DIDN'T TELL HIM. 163 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,421 WHY? 164 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:33,662 TRISH, I'M TIRED OF YOU MAKING MESSES 165 00:06:33,664 --> 00:06:36,074 AND EXPECTING SOMEBODY ELSE TO CLEAN THEM UP. 166 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:38,796 WHAT? ( scoffs ) 167 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:39,899 I DON'T DO THAT. 168 00:06:41,432 --> 00:06:42,502 DEZ, CLEAN THAT UP. 169 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:43,673 OH, MY PLEASURE. 170 00:06:43,674 --> 00:06:46,514 DEZ, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 171 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,737 AND I DON'T HAVE TO SWEEP UP THE MALL PARKING LOT EITHER... 172 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:52,780 BUT I DO IT 'CAUSE I CARE. 173 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:54,653 OKAY. 174 00:06:54,645 --> 00:06:56,615 TRISH, YOU'RE AUSTIN'S MANAGER. 175 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,147 YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM HE'S NOT PERFORMING IN TIMES SQUARE. 176 00:06:59,149 --> 00:07:01,619 I CAN'T DO THAT. 177 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,692 - DEZ? - DON'T LOOK AT ME. 178 00:07:03,694 --> 00:07:05,764 I CAN'T BREAK HIS HEART AGAIN. 179 00:07:05,756 --> 00:07:07,156 I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW UPSET HE WAS 180 00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:09,027 WHEN I TOLD HIM ZEBRAS WEREN'T REAL. 181 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,900 OKAY. NOBODY'S GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM ANYTHING 182 00:07:12,903 --> 00:07:14,613 BECAUSE I'M GONNA FIX THIS. 183 00:07:16,907 --> 00:07:18,167 AND DEZ... 184 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:20,468 ZEBRAS ARE REAL. 185 00:07:20,471 --> 00:07:22,711 OH, ALLY. 186 00:07:22,713 --> 00:07:24,043 SURE THEY ARE. 187 00:07:33,624 --> 00:07:36,194 YOU DISTRACT JIMMY WHILE I TAKE HIS COMPUTER 188 00:07:36,186 --> 00:07:37,856 AND VIDEO CHAT THE TIMES SQUARE PROMOTER. 189 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:40,058 - CHECK. - HE AND JIMMY ARE OLD FRIENDS. 190 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,490 HE'LL ANSWER IF HE THINKS I'M JIMMY. 191 00:07:41,492 --> 00:07:42,962 AND IF YOUR PLAN DOESN'T WORK, 192 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,973 AUSTIN STILL HAS THAT GREAT GIG AT THE PIZZA PLACE. 193 00:07:46,196 --> 00:07:48,466 ( gasps ) HERE HE COMES. 194 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,013 WHAT'S SO URGENT YOU HAD TO SEE ME AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING 195 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:56,105 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? 196 00:07:56,106 --> 00:07:57,746 JIMMY! 197 00:07:57,748 --> 00:08:01,078 I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSAL THAT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR. 198 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,081 MY JET'S WAITING TO TAKE ME TO NEW YORK. 199 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,623 YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES. 200 00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:06,815 RIGHT. 201 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:07,857 CASH FLOW, 202 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:10,558 PROFIT MARGIN, MARKET SHARE 203 00:08:10,561 --> 00:08:12,091 ARE THREE THINGS 204 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,822 I'VE HEARD BUSINESSMEN SAY. 205 00:08:14,965 --> 00:08:16,225 THREE THINGS I'VE NEVER HEARD 206 00:08:16,226 --> 00:08:17,626 A BUSINESSMAN SAY... 207 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:21,628 SPATULA, RUBBER DUCKY, CHIMICHANGA. 208 00:08:23,634 --> 00:08:25,784 ( beeps ) 209 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:28,106 JIMMY, MY MAN. 210 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:29,578 WAIT, WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? 211 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:30,880 HI, MR. CLARKSON. 212 00:08:30,881 --> 00:08:32,211 I'M TRISH. AUSTIN MOON'S MANAGER. 213 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,682 PLEASE DON'T HANG UP. 214 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:37,694 You're the girl who's left me 58 messages. 215 00:08:37,688 --> 00:08:39,788 I KNOW YOU HAVE OTHER ACTS BOOKED FOR TONIGHT, 216 00:08:39,790 --> 00:08:42,650 BUT AUSTIN ONLY NEEDS ENOUGH TIME TO DO ONE SONG. 217 00:08:42,653 --> 00:08:45,133 LOOK, I LOVE AUSTIN'S MUSIC. 218 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,595 I DO, BUT-- 219 00:08:46,597 --> 00:08:48,597 NOBODY BRINGS IT LIKE AUSTIN. 220 00:08:48,599 --> 00:08:50,529 IT'LL BE THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE 221 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,760 NEW YEAR'S EVE PERFORMANCE YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 222 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,614 I do like unforgettable. 223 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:59,207 SO...? 224 00:08:59,209 --> 00:09:02,769 FIRE, THE AUTOMOBILE, THE INTERNET 225 00:09:02,773 --> 00:09:06,723 ARE THREE THINGS THAT NOBODY KNOWS HOW THEY WORK. 226 00:09:07,678 --> 00:09:09,648 I KNOW HOW ALL THOSE THINGS WORK. 227 00:09:10,681 --> 00:09:11,821 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME? 228 00:09:11,822 --> 00:09:13,682 WELL, THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION. 229 00:09:13,684 --> 00:09:15,634 I'M TRYING TO SELL YOU, UH... 230 00:09:15,626 --> 00:09:17,026 UH... 231 00:09:17,027 --> 00:09:19,257 THIS BRIEFCASE. 232 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,589 PREMIUM FAKE LEATHER. 233 00:09:20,591 --> 00:09:23,331 POCKETS FOR BUSINESS THINGS. 234 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,343 I'VE ALREADY GOT A BRIEFCASE. 235 00:09:26,697 --> 00:09:29,267 WELL, THIS WAS A BIG WASTE OF MY TIME. 236 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,908 ( screaming ) 237 00:09:41,812 --> 00:09:44,352 OKAY. THAT'S NOT YOUR SHOE-SALE SCREAM. 238 00:09:44,354 --> 00:09:45,894 AND THAT'S NOT YOUR I-GOT-ALL-As- 239 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,356 ON-MY-REPORT-CARD SCREAM, 240 00:09:47,357 --> 00:09:49,857 'CAUSE I'VE DEFINITELY NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 241 00:09:50,921 --> 00:09:52,761 THAT'S YOUR AUSTIN-MOON SCREAM. 242 00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,773 THEY JUST ADDED HIM TO TONIGHT'S 243 00:09:54,765 --> 00:09:56,765 NEW YEAR'S EVE SHOW IN TIMES SQUARE. 244 00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,297 SUPER. WE WILL ENJOY WATCHING HIM 245 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,828 FROM THE SAFETY OF OUR PENTHOUSE. 246 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:04,101 JESSIE, WE HAVE TO GO SEE AUSTIN PERFORM IN PERSON! 247 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,744 SORRY, EMMA, BUT I HAVE OTHER PLANS. 248 00:10:06,737 --> 00:10:08,037 LIKE WHAT? 249 00:10:08,038 --> 00:10:10,108 WORKING ON YOUR SAME OLD NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 250 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,210 THAT YOU NEVER KEEP? 251 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,181 "IMPROVE MY SPANISH. 252 00:10:13,183 --> 00:10:14,653 MAKE IT ON BROADWAY. 253 00:10:14,645 --> 00:10:15,845 MARRY A PRINCE." 254 00:10:15,846 --> 00:10:18,186 UH, HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A PRINCE. 255 00:10:18,188 --> 00:10:19,818 SULTAN WILL WORK. 256 00:10:28,398 --> 00:10:29,998 I DID IT, ALLY. 257 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,200 I BOOKED AUSTIN AT THE REAL TIMES SQUARE TONIGHT. 258 00:10:32,202 --> 00:10:34,202 - YES! - AND I WAS THIS CLOSE 259 00:10:34,204 --> 00:10:36,214 TO SELLING JIMMY A BRIEFCASE. 260 00:10:36,206 --> 00:10:37,906 - THAT'S AMAZING. - I KNOW. 261 00:10:37,908 --> 00:10:38,908 IT'S GOT A CALCULATOR CADDY, 262 00:10:38,909 --> 00:10:40,709 COMBINATION LOCK, EIGHT POUCHES-- 263 00:10:40,711 --> 00:10:42,041 NOT THE BRIEFCASE. 264 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,372 TIMES SQUARE! 265 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:44,783 TRISH, I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT. 266 00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:48,245 NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST CHECK ON OUR FLIGHT. 267 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:50,778 CHEERI, IS OUR 1:00 FLIGHT ON TIME? 268 00:10:50,781 --> 00:10:54,421 Cheeri: Your 1:00 flight left at 1:00 this morning. 269 00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:55,934 THIS MORNING?! 270 00:10:55,926 --> 00:10:58,256 I WANTED OUR FLIGHT FOR THIS AFTERNOON. 271 00:10:58,258 --> 00:10:59,728 YOU STINK, CHEERI. 272 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:01,260 Cheeri: You stink. 273 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,891 WE MISSED OUR FLIGHT? 274 00:11:02,893 --> 00:11:04,773 HEY, GUYS, I'M READY. 275 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,295 TIMES SQUARE, HERE WE COME. 276 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:09,668 WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 277 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,199 UH... 278 00:11:11,201 --> 00:11:14,401 ALLY HAS SOMETHING SHE WANTS TO TELL YOU. 279 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:16,084 I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT I'M NOT HERE. 280 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,746 LADIES! 281 00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:19,308 I GOT THIS. 282 00:11:19,309 --> 00:11:21,809 AUSTIN, THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO SAY THIS-- 283 00:11:21,812 --> 00:11:23,812 YOU'RE NOT PERFORMING AT TIMES SQUARE. 284 00:11:23,814 --> 00:11:25,824 HEY, THAT WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF EASY TO SAY. 285 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,368 I CAN'T BELIEVE TRISH MESSED UP OUR FLIGHT. 286 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,230 I WAS SO CLOSE TO MY DREAM. 287 00:11:42,232 --> 00:11:43,332 I KNOW YOU'RE BUMMED. 288 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:44,783 BUT TAKE IT FROM ME, 289 00:11:44,775 --> 00:11:46,435 A GUY WHOSE DREAMS NEVER COME TRUE. 290 00:11:46,436 --> 00:11:47,906 IT GETS BETTER? 291 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,978 NO, YOU'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS ONE. 292 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,341 MAYBE YOU WERE RIGHT, ALLY. 293 00:11:52,342 --> 00:11:54,922 I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THE YEAR I'VE HAD. 294 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,185 IT'S THE JOURNEY THAT COUNTS, 295 00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:57,446 NOT THE DESTINATION. 296 00:11:57,447 --> 00:11:59,247 FORGET THAT. IT'S THE DESTINATION. 297 00:11:59,249 --> 00:12:00,889 I WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK. 298 00:12:02,452 --> 00:12:03,792 GREAT NEWS. 299 00:12:03,794 --> 00:12:05,134 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY AUNT 300 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,355 WHO WORKS FOR COASTAL AIR, 301 00:12:06,356 --> 00:12:08,396 AND YOU GUYS ARE ON THE NEXT FLIGHT TO NEW YORK. 302 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:09,998 - ( cheering ) - YES YES! 303 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,030 OH! 304 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,361 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 305 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:15,112 OH, I'LL BE ON THE FLIGHT TOO. 306 00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:17,105 ( jet engine roaring ) 307 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,810 WELCOME ABOARD COASTAL AIR. 308 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,053 I'M YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT IN TRAINING, TRISH. 309 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,815 THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED OFF THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN 310 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:31,218 AND YOU CAN NOW USE ELECTRONIC DEVICES. 311 00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:33,081 ALTHOUGH I DON'T RECOMMEND USING CHEERI. 312 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,056 EXCUSE ME, MISS, 313 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,887 IT'S THERE A PILLOW UP THERE? 314 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,831 OH, THERE IS. 315 00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:47,795 ( clatters ) 316 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,941 YOU LOOK LIKE AUSTIN MOON. 317 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:55,183 THAT'S 'CAUSE I AM AUSTIN MOON. 318 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,175 YOU WISH! 319 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,108 NO, IT'S TRUE. 320 00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:00,309 PROVE IT. 321 00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:01,850 DANCE. 322 00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:03,212 I'M NOT GONNA DANCE FOR YOU. 323 00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:06,823 YOU'RE SCARED TO DANCE 'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT AUSTIN MOON. 324 00:13:06,817 --> 00:13:08,387 ( chuckles ) 325 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,918 PLEASE. I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING. 326 00:13:13,323 --> 00:13:14,363 ( yelps ) 327 00:13:14,364 --> 00:13:15,804 ( hyperventilating ) 328 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,125 EXCEPT TURBULENCE! 329 00:13:17,127 --> 00:13:20,267 I KNEW YOU WEREN'T AUSTIN MOON. 330 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:21,870 LIAR. 331 00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,276 UH, EXCUSE ME. 332 00:13:28,278 --> 00:13:30,138 I LEFT MY EARBUDS IN MY BAG. 333 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,380 MIND IF I SCOOT PAST? 334 00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:33,111 YOU GO GO RIGHT AHEAD, DEAR. 335 00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:36,815 OW OW. 336 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:37,846 OW. HEY. 337 00:13:43,493 --> 00:13:44,963 EXCUSE ME. 338 00:13:44,955 --> 00:13:46,955 OH. 339 00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,497 ( grunting ) 340 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,160 ( snaps ) 341 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,361 ( sighs ) 342 00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:57,435 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC. 343 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,907 I WANT TO READ. 344 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:03,240 ( moaning ) 345 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,053 UH... 346 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,175 OW! 347 00:14:13,383 --> 00:14:15,133 UM, EXCUSE ME. 348 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:17,385 - ( snoring ) - HELLO? 349 00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:21,930 ( snoring ) 350 00:14:21,932 --> 00:14:23,932 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 351 00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:27,596 OH! 352 00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,867 - SORRY. - OW. HEY! 353 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,199 - SORRY. - ( grunts ) 354 00:14:31,201 --> 00:14:32,941 - OH, SORRY. - HEY! 355 00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:34,243 WHOOPS. SORRY. 356 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:37,484 ♪ JUST AN ILLUSION! ♪ 357 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,247 THERE, NOW DO YOU BELIEVE I'M AUSTIN MOON? 358 00:14:39,249 --> 00:14:40,379 NOPE. 359 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:43,952 EXCUSE ME. 360 00:14:43,954 --> 00:14:45,564 - WHOA! - OH OH. 361 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:46,555 EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. 362 00:14:46,556 --> 00:14:48,956 CHEESE AND CRACKERS! 363 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:52,621 ( exhales ) 364 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,229 ( sighs ) 365 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,970 GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 366 00:15:01,972 --> 00:15:03,572 YOU MIND IF I SCOOT PAST AGAIN? 367 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:06,313 YES! I DO MIND. 368 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,136 YOU'RE GONNA HOLD IT AND LIKE IT! 369 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,985 ( grunts ) 370 00:15:17,988 --> 00:15:20,118 UM, EXCUSE ME. 371 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,120 WOULD YOU MIND IF I SIT THERE FOR A SEC? 372 00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,922 I NEED TO TALK TO AUSTIN. 373 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,263 GO AHEAD. 374 00:15:25,255 --> 00:15:26,655 BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, 375 00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:30,396 HE'S NOT THE REAL AUSTIN MOON. 376 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,600 POSER! 377 00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:39,208 SORRY. 378 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:40,409 OKAY. 379 00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:42,410 ( sighs ) THANK YOU. 380 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:44,012 WHOO. 381 00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:47,224 SO? ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT TONIGHT? 382 00:15:47,217 --> 00:15:48,217 NOT AT ALL. 383 00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:50,948 I CAN'T BELIEVE A BILLION PEOPLE 384 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,280 ARE GONNA BE WATCHING YOU. 385 00:15:52,282 --> 00:15:54,122 WELL, NOW I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 386 00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:56,434 ( chuckling ) 387 00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,356 I'VE BEEN WATCHING NEW YEAR'S EVE IN TIMES SQUARE 388 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,358 SINCE I WAS A KID. 389 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,360 I REMEMBER THOSE PERFORMERS MADE ME FEEL LIKE I COULD DO ANYTHING. 390 00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:06,635 I WANT TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL THE SAME WAY. 391 00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:08,136 YOU WILL. 392 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,270 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 393 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,302 THE CAPTAIN HAS INFORMED ME WE'RE EXPERIENCING 394 00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,254 MINOR MECHANICAL TROUBLES, 395 00:16:16,246 --> 00:16:17,976 SO INSTEAD OF LANDING IN NEW YORK, 396 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,647 WE'RE BEING DIVERTED TO PHILADELPHIA. 397 00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:21,549 ( all groaning ) 398 00:16:21,551 --> 00:16:23,051 SORRY, AUSTIN. 399 00:16:24,514 --> 00:16:26,194 I'M GONNA MISS MY SHOW. 400 00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:29,387 AND I'M GONNA MISS MY CONNECTING FLIGHT 401 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,189 TO MARS. 402 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,096 ( screeches ) 403 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,431 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 404 00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,532 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE ON STAGE IN THREE HOURS. 405 00:16:44,534 --> 00:16:46,484 IT'S NOT SO BAD. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP, 406 00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:49,676 PHILADELPHIA IS ONLY THIS FAR AWAY FROM NEW YORK. 407 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:53,539 I'M SURE WE CAN TRAVEL THIS FAR IN THREE HOURS. 408 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:56,623 WE'VE COME TOO FAR TO GIVE UP NOW. 409 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,286 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING. YOU'RE AUSTIN MOON! 410 00:16:59,289 --> 00:17:01,289 - NO, HE'S NOT. - ZIP IT, KID! 411 00:17:02,392 --> 00:17:04,152 AUSTIN, I'M GONNA FIND A WAY 412 00:17:04,154 --> 00:17:05,304 TO GET YOU TO TIMES SQUARE. 413 00:17:05,295 --> 00:17:06,625 - HOW? - HEY. 414 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,096 I'M YOUR MANAGER. I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 415 00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,429 WHEN I START A JOB, I ALWAYS FINISH IT. 416 00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,432 EXCUSE ME, MISS? 417 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,633 NO, SORRY, I QUIT. 418 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:20,108 ( tires screeching ) 419 00:17:28,118 --> 00:17:29,648 AND THE CAB RIDE IS NOW OFFICIALLY LONGER 420 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,779 THAN THE PLANE RIDE. 421 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:34,720 AND MY WATCH WAS STOLEN AT THE AIRPORT. 422 00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,464 ( groans ) IS IT TOO LATE TO TURN BACK? 423 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,726 YES. WE'RE ALREADY IN CENTRAL PARK. 424 00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:40,728 WE'RE GONNA GET TO THE SHOW ON TIME. 425 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:44,530 SEE, AUSTIN? YOU WERE WORRIED FOR NOTHING. 426 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,197 WHOA. GUYS. 427 00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:50,539 THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. 428 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,470 DO WE HAVE ENOUGH TO COVER IT? 429 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,802 LET'S PUT ALL OF OUR MONEY TOGETHER. 430 00:17:53,803 --> 00:17:55,553 - OH, OKAY. - YEAH YEAH. 431 00:17:55,545 --> 00:17:57,175 AUSTIN. AUSTIN, YOU'RE ON MY PURSE. 432 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,347 HERE. 433 00:17:58,348 --> 00:17:59,408 ALL RIGHT, I GOT-- 434 00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:00,549 - OKAY. - I GOT SOME. 435 00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:01,680 UM... 436 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:02,781 UH... 437 00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:05,824 UH, COVER YOUR EYES. 438 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:07,715 I DON'T WANT YOU SEEING WHERE I KEEP MY MONEY. 439 00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:08,717 IT'S SECRET. 440 00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:15,733 YOUR SECRET HIDING PLACE IS YOUR WALLET? 441 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:17,595 SHH! DON'T TELL ANYONE. 442 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,172 ( murmuring ) 443 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,306 EXCUSE ME, SIR? 444 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,778 IS THIS GONNA BE ENOUGH TO GET US TO TIMES SQUARE? 445 00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:33,342 ( tires squealing ) 446 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,386 WELL, I GUESS THAT WASN'T ENOUGH. 447 00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:39,588 ( winces ) 448 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:41,389 I FEEL BAD WE COULDN'T TIP HIM. 449 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:43,221 HE'S GOT OUR BAGS IN THE TRUNK. 450 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,593 OH, GOOD. 451 00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:45,664 I FEEL BETTER NOW. 452 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:49,697 HEY! I SEE THE BALL. WE MUST BE CLOSE. 453 00:18:49,699 --> 00:18:52,859 CHEERI, HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE FROM TIMES SQUARE? 454 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:55,812 Cheeri: 1,283 miles. 455 00:18:55,805 --> 00:18:58,205 NOT TIM'S SQUARE PIZZA! 456 00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,868 CHEERI, YOU'RE USELESS. ( groans ) 457 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,669 Cheeri: Searching "anger management." 458 00:19:01,671 --> 00:19:03,271 ( growls ) 459 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,783 - ( crashes ) - Cheeri: Ouch. 460 00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:07,915 PROBABLY SHOULD GO GET THAT. 461 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:11,549 COME ON, GUYS. LET'S JUST MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 462 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,621 WE CAN DO THIS. 463 00:19:15,285 --> 00:19:17,155 JESSIE, CAN WE PLEASE 464 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,286 GO SEE AUSTIN MOON PERFORM TONIGHT? 465 00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:21,789 SORRY, EMMA. THE ANSWER IS STILL NO. 466 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:23,791 TIMES SQUARE IS FILLED WITH ALL SORTS OF 467 00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,843 CRAZY, ROWDY PEOPLE ON NEW YEAR'S. 468 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,535 IT'S NO PLACE FOR A 14-YEAR-OLD. 469 00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:31,538 RYAN SEACREST IS HOSTING THE NEW YEAR'S EVE TELECAST. 470 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,301 YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO ♪ MEET HIM. ♪ 471 00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,214 IF ANYONE ASKS, YOU'RE 15. 472 00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:37,446 LET'S GO! 473 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,778 ( crowd cheering ) 474 00:19:44,914 --> 00:19:47,564 UH, EXCUSE ME, OFFICER. WE NEED TO GET THROUGH. 475 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:48,787 SORRY, WE'RE AT CAPACITY. 476 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,788 BUT HE'S AUSTIN MOON. 477 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,260 YEAH! HE'S PERFORMING IN 18 MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS. 478 00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,704 WELL, IF HE'S PERFORMING, I SUPPOSE I COULD JUST LET HIM THROUGH. 479 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,326 - REALLY? - NO. 480 00:19:58,328 --> 00:19:59,828 NO ONE ELSE IS GETTING THROUGH. 481 00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:02,299 COME ON, THERE'S GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY. 482 00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:05,544 OH, SORRY. 483 00:20:05,535 --> 00:20:06,675 ( gasps ) 484 00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:08,676 SHUT UP! 485 00:20:08,678 --> 00:20:11,208 - ARE YOU? - YES, I'M AUSTIN MOON. 486 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,210 BUT I'M NOT GONNA SING OR DANCE TO PROVE IT. 487 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:17,594 ( screams ) 488 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,519 AS YOU CAN SEE, SHE'S A BIG FAN. 489 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,421 I CAN NO LONGER HEAR! 490 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,756 I'M JESSIE, AND THIS IS EMMA. 491 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:31,358 THIS IS ALLY, TRISH, AND DEZ. 492 00:20:31,361 --> 00:20:32,431 Both: HEY. 493 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,962 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE? 494 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:36,573 AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PERFORMING UP THERE? 495 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,468 YEAH, BUT THAT COP WON'T LET US THROUGH, 496 00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,410 AND THERE'S NO OTHER WAY FOR ME TO GET UP THERE. 497 00:20:42,412 --> 00:20:43,972 OH, AUSTIN. 498 00:20:43,973 --> 00:20:45,583 WHEN YOU KNOW RICH PEOPLE, 499 00:20:45,575 --> 00:20:47,415 THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER WAY. 500 00:20:57,727 --> 00:20:59,727 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE FLYING ABOVE NEW YORK CITY 501 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:01,959 IN A HELICOPTER ON NEW YEAR'S EVE! 502 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,861 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D THROW UP IN A HELICOPTER. 503 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,873 BUT ON A MAGICAL NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT, 504 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,835 ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 505 00:21:09,939 --> 00:21:11,669 THIS IS AMAZING. 506 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,001 AND THE BEST PART IS YOU GUYS ARE HERE WITH ME. 507 00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:17,283 I'M SO GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY. 508 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,846 BECAUSE I AM NEVER LEAVING YOUR SIDE. 509 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:22,750 JESSIE, YOU ROCK. 510 00:21:22,752 --> 00:21:24,412 YOU HAVE YOUR OWN HELICOPTER, 511 00:21:24,414 --> 00:21:25,694 AND YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY IT. 512 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:26,885 OH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY IT. 513 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:27,956 All: WHAT?! 514 00:21:27,957 --> 00:21:29,957 KIDDING. MY BOSS WOULD NEVER 515 00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:30,819 LEND ME HIS HELICOPTER 516 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,420 IF I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FLY IT. 517 00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:34,562 - OH. - ( cellphone ringing ) 518 00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:36,534 IT'S JIMMY! 519 00:21:36,526 --> 00:21:37,926 TRISH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 520 00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:39,797 WHERE'S AUSTIN? HE GOES ON IN ONE MINUTE. 521 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,029 ONE MINUTE? 522 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:42,770 HE'LL BE THERE, JIMMY. 523 00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:44,702 WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO LAND THE HELICOPTER. 524 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,844 YOU'RE IN A HELICOPTER? 525 00:21:45,835 --> 00:21:47,375 DON'T WORRY. IT'S BEING FLOWN 526 00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:48,537 BY A TEENAGE NANNY. 527 00:21:48,538 --> 00:21:49,538 GOTTA GO. 528 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,811 HEY, THERE'S THE BUILDING. 529 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,982 GET READY, AUSTIN. 530 00:21:53,983 --> 00:21:55,653 TIGHTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS, EVERYBODY. 531 00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:56,915 WE'RE GOING DOWN. 532 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,516 ALLY, IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? 533 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,919 BELIEVE IT, AUSTIN. IT'S REAL. 534 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,491 JUST LIKE ZEBRAS. 535 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,497 ( pop beat playing ) 536 00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:32,349 ♪ I KNOW IT'S ON WHEN I CAN'T STOP MYSELF ♪ 537 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,921 ♪ FROM WATCHING YOU MO-OOH-OOH-OVE ♪ 538 00:22:34,924 --> 00:22:36,734 ♪ Mo-ooh-ooh-ove ♪ 539 00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:39,356 ♪ IT'S AUTOMATIC, GOTTA HAVE IT ♪ 540 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,488 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT THAT BOOM DA BOOM BOOM ♪ 541 00:22:42,492 --> 00:22:43,962 ♪ Boom da boom boom ♪ 542 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,643 ♪ WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP ♪ 543 00:22:45,635 --> 00:22:47,495 ♪ IT'S HARD TO HOLD BACK ♪ 544 00:22:47,497 --> 00:22:48,967 ♪ SO COME ON ♪ 545 00:22:48,968 --> 00:22:50,968 ♪ LET IT BLOW ♪ 546 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,900 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT ♪ 547 00:22:52,902 --> 00:22:54,572 ♪ COMING DOWN DOWN DOWN? ♪ 548 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,954 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT ♪ 549 00:22:55,945 --> 00:22:57,975 ♪ COMING DOWN DOWN DOWN? ♪ 550 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,807 ♪ MOVING FASTER, STRONGER, HARDER ♪ 551 00:23:01,811 --> 00:23:05,381 ♪ MOVING FASTER, STRONGER, HARDER ♪ 552 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,124 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 553 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:09,056 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 554 00:23:09,058 --> 00:23:10,918 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 555 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,920 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 556 00:23:12,922 --> 00:23:14,662 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 557 00:23:14,664 --> 00:23:16,634 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 558 00:23:16,626 --> 00:23:17,966 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 559 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:19,967 ♪ FEEL IT, FEEL IT ♪ 560 00:23:19,969 --> 00:23:21,999 ♪ HEY HEY ♪ 561 00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,671 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GET IT ROCKIN' ♪ 562 00:23:24,674 --> 00:23:26,814 ♪ HEY HEY, SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD ♪ 563 00:23:26,806 --> 00:23:27,836 ♪ WE'RE NEVER STOPPING ♪ 564 00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:29,077 ♪ HEY HEY ♪ 565 00:23:29,078 --> 00:23:31,978 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP WE'RE LIGHTING UP THE SKY ♪ 566 00:23:31,981 --> 00:23:34,881 ♪ TONIGHT, TONIGHT ♪ 567 00:23:34,884 --> 00:23:36,594 ♪ WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP ♪ 568 00:23:36,586 --> 00:23:38,146 ♪ IT'S HARD TO HOLD BACK ♪ 569 00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:39,817 ♪ SO COME ON ♪ 570 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:42,049 - ♪ LET IT BLOW... ♪ - YEAH! 571 00:23:42,051 --> 00:23:43,751 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 572 00:23:43,753 --> 00:23:45,153 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 573 00:23:45,154 --> 00:23:47,134 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 574 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,126 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 575 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:50,658 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 576 00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:52,830 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 577 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,632 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 578 00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,474 ♪ FEEL IT, FEEL IT, OH! ♪ 579 00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:58,006 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 580 00:23:58,007 --> 00:23:59,907 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 581 00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:04,841 ( cheering ) 582 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,985 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 583 00:24:17,987 --> 00:24:19,987 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 584 00:24:19,989 --> 00:24:21,929 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 585 00:24:21,931 --> 00:24:23,791 ♪ TURN IT UP UP UP ♪ 586 00:24:23,793 --> 00:24:25,233 ♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT? ♪ 587 00:24:25,234 --> 00:24:26,744 HI, RYAN! 588 00:24:26,736 --> 00:24:28,066 THAT'S RYAN SEACREST. RYAN! 589 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,067 RYAN, I LOVE YOU! 590 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,699 NO, NOT YOU. 591 00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:33,471 NOT YOU. NO, NOT YOU EITHER. 592 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:36,082 DEFINITELY NOT YOU. 593 00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,075 APPARENTLY THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS NAMED RYAN IN NEW YORK. 594 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,948 BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE AUSTIN MOON, 595 00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:42,910 AND I GOT HIS PHONE NUMBER! 596 00:24:42,912 --> 00:24:43,912 ( squeals ) 597 00:24:43,913 --> 00:24:44,913 WHAT? HOW? 598 00:24:44,914 --> 00:24:47,024 WOW. RICH KIDS WILL BUY ANYTHING. 599 00:24:48,618 --> 00:24:49,758 SO, BUDDY, 600 00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,259 WHAT'S YOUR NEXT BIG DREAM? 601 00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:54,960 TO BORROW A WARMER JACKET! 602 00:24:54,964 --> 00:24:57,074 MAN, NEW YORK IS COLD. 603 00:24:57,066 --> 00:24:59,726 WHOO. 604 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:02,570 WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME LIKE THAT? 605 00:25:02,572 --> 00:25:05,642 OH, I STARTED TEARING UP DURING YOUR PERFORMANCE, 606 00:25:05,635 --> 00:25:07,935 AND MY EYES FROZE OPEN. 607 00:25:13,182 --> 00:25:14,712 HMM. 608 00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:15,994 WELL, AUSTIN, 609 00:25:15,985 --> 00:25:17,645 WHATEVER YOUR NEXT BIG DREAM IS, 610 00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,147 JUST KNOW I'M GONNA BE THERE FOR YOU. 611 00:25:19,148 --> 00:25:21,018 THANKS, TRISH. 612 00:25:22,992 --> 00:25:24,152 HEY, HOW ARE WE GETTING HOME? 613 00:25:24,153 --> 00:25:26,103 I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 614 00:25:26,095 --> 00:25:29,055 ♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪ 615 00:25:29,058 --> 00:25:31,898 ♪ HEY, JESSIE, HEY, JESSIE! ♪ 616 00:25:31,901 --> 00:25:36,011 HI, DAD! IT'S MY FIRST NEW YEAR'S EVE IN TIMES SQUARE. 617 00:25:36,005 --> 00:25:37,835 IT'S KINDA LIKE BEING ON A BATTLEFIELD, 618 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:40,267 EXCEPT THE PROJECTILES ARE STREAMERS AND VOMIT. 619 00:25:41,671 --> 00:25:44,711 JESSIE! I GOT A GREAT SOUVENIR FROM THE CONCERT. 620 00:25:44,714 --> 00:25:46,154 WHAT? A T-SHIRT? A C.D.? 621 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,215 NO, AUSTIN MOON'S SHOE! 622 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:52,748 ALRIGHTY. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU HAVE HIS FOOT IN YOUR POCKET. 623 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,093 EWW! NO. 624 00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:57,185 THAT WOULD BE WEIRD. 625 00:25:57,186 --> 00:25:59,556 WOULDN'T IT, LEFTY? 626 00:26:00,590 --> 00:26:02,330 - JESSIE! - WHAT? 627 00:26:02,331 --> 00:26:05,131 BERTRAM, I TOLD YOU TO STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS 628 00:26:05,134 --> 00:26:07,704 - WHILE I TOOK EMMA TO THE CONCERT. - THEY WANTED TO COME TOO, 629 00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:11,237 SO THEY TRICKED ME. THEY TOLD ME 98° WAS PERFORMING, 630 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,070 BUT INSTEAD IT'S 9.8°. 631 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,013 AND NOW WE'VE LOST ZURI! 632 00:26:16,005 --> 00:26:18,975 WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE'VE LOST ZURI"? 633 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,708 WE HAD HER, NOW WE DON'T. KEEP UP! 634 00:26:23,012 --> 00:26:24,782 WELL, WE SHOULD ALERT SECURITY. 635 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,224 WHERE IS THE LAST PLACE YOU SAW HER? 636 00:26:27,316 --> 00:26:29,186 - SOMEWHERE DOWN THERE. - ( crowd cheering ) 637 00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:32,319 WOW. THIS IS, LIKE, 638 00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:35,361 THE MOST DIFFICULT "WHERE IS WALDO?" EVER! 639 00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:42,628 All: ZURI! ZURI! 640 00:26:42,632 --> 00:26:45,812 - HEY, OVER HERE! - BERTRAM, DO YOU SEE ZURI? 641 00:26:45,805 --> 00:26:47,375 NO, BUT WE'RE ON THE JUMBOTRON. 642 00:26:47,376 --> 00:26:49,206 HI, MOM! 643 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:52,709 - OW! - ( cellphone rings ) 644 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,112 - IT'S ZURI! - ( beeps ) 645 00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:57,824 ZURI! YOU'RE-- YOU'RE WHERE? 646 00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,217 I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SWEETIE. SPEAK UP. 647 00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,748 YOU'RE AT THE MALL? 648 00:27:01,751 --> 00:27:04,151 ( gasps ) CAN YOU PICK ME UP SOME BOOTS? 649 00:27:04,153 --> 00:27:07,333 'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I JUST STEPPED IN. 650 00:27:08,898 --> 00:27:12,128 NO, I SAID, "I'M IN A BALL." 651 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,161 Look up! 652 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,137 SHE IS SO GROUNDED! 653 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,810 WELL, ONCE I GET HER BACK ON THE GROUND. 654 00:27:23,813 --> 00:27:27,253 ( sighs ) WE HAVE TO GET TO THE TOP OF THAT BUILDING. 655 00:27:29,078 --> 00:27:31,318 HOW ON EARTH DID YOU GET UP THERE, ANYWAY? 656 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,420 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE SHINY THINGS, 657 00:27:34,423 --> 00:27:36,863 SO YADA YADA YADA, BAM! 658 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,826 SUDDENLY I'M STUCK IN A BALL. 659 00:27:40,790 --> 00:27:43,030 DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET YOU DOWN. 660 00:27:43,032 --> 00:27:45,802 FIRST ONE WITH AN IDEA GETS TO STAY UP PAST THEIR BEDTIME. 661 00:27:45,795 --> 00:27:47,295 IT'S ALREADY PAST OUR BEDTIME. 662 00:27:48,798 --> 00:27:50,798 A CURSORY EXAMINATION REVEALS 663 00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,840 THE BALL IS OPERATED BY A TIMER. 664 00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:56,182 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS OPEN THIS BOX AND OVERRIDE THE SYSTEM. 665 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,905 ( grunts ) 666 00:27:58,908 --> 00:28:01,808 ALAS, THIS FORTRESS IS IMPENETRABLE. 667 00:28:01,811 --> 00:28:03,981 POOR ZURI, WE HARDLY KNEW YOU. 668 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:09,285 LET A MAN HANDLE THIS. ( clears throat ) 669 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,858 ( grunts ) OW! 670 00:28:11,861 --> 00:28:14,361 MY ZESTING FINGER. 671 00:28:14,363 --> 00:28:17,733 I'VE GOT JUST THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THIS JOB. 672 00:28:19,969 --> 00:28:22,269 - WHOO. - Jessie: NICE. 673 00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:24,731 - ( beeping ) - OH MAN, THIS LOOKS REALLY COMPLICATED. 674 00:28:24,734 --> 00:28:27,284 NOT AT ALL! THIS IS WHY YOU CALL MY COUNTRY 675 00:28:27,276 --> 00:28:30,276 WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER. 676 00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:31,379 ( clicks ) 677 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:34,040 - ( whirring ) - Jessie: ZURI, HANG ON! 678 00:28:34,043 --> 00:28:37,393 All: 10, NINE, EIGHT, 679 00:28:37,386 --> 00:28:40,886 - SEVEN, SIX, FIVE... - CAN'T THIS THING GO ANY FASTER? 680 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:44,320 - Luke: JESSIE, PLEASE! - ...FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, 681 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:47,303 FOUR, FOUR, FOUR... 682 00:28:47,296 --> 00:28:50,356 DOES ANYBODY CARE THAT IT'S STILL SIX MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT? 683 00:28:50,359 --> 00:28:53,359 - ( clicking ) - ( whirring ) 684 00:28:53,362 --> 00:28:56,412 ...THREE, TWO, ONE! 685 00:28:56,405 --> 00:28:59,165 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 686 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,140 - ( gasps ) OH, ZURI! - JESSIE! 687 00:29:03,142 --> 00:29:05,412 OH, THANK GOODNESS. 688 00:29:05,414 --> 00:29:07,384 OH, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE OKAY. 689 00:29:07,376 --> 00:29:10,376 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. IF YOU EVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, 690 00:29:10,379 --> 00:29:12,249 YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE DOUBLE DIGITS. 691 00:29:13,382 --> 00:29:15,082 MAKE UP YOUR MIND! 692 00:29:15,084 --> 00:29:17,334 ARE YOU HAPPY TO SEE ME OR ARE YOU MAD? 693 00:29:17,326 --> 00:29:20,456 BOTH. I JUST WANNA SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU! 694 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,289 - ( electrical crackling ) - ( gasps ) 695 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,531 - ( beeping ) - Ravi: I THINK I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON. 696 00:29:24,533 --> 00:29:27,173 EITHER THESE ARE THE WORLD'S WORST FIREWORKS... 697 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,296 - ( bangs, whirs down ) - ( all gasp ) 698 00:29:29,298 --> 00:29:31,898 ...OR RAVI BROKE NEW YORK. 699 00:29:33,202 --> 00:29:35,302 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION: GET MORE EXERCISE. 700 00:29:35,304 --> 00:29:36,854 RUN! 701 00:29:42,852 --> 00:29:46,192 HEY, JESSIE, CAN YOU PROOFREAD MY POEM FOR SCHOOL? 702 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,455 - SURE, WHAT'S IT CALLED? - "STRANDED: 703 00:29:48,457 --> 00:29:52,787 MY NIGHT OF TERROR HIGH ABOVE TIMES SQUARE." 704 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,291 IS THIS A POEM OR A POLICE REPORT? 705 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,374 CAN'T YOU WRITE SOMETHING THAT WON'T GET ME FIRED? 706 00:29:57,366 --> 00:30:00,366 HEY, I JUST GO WHERE MY MUSE TAKES ME. 707 00:30:01,971 --> 00:30:04,071 ( screams ) 708 00:30:04,073 --> 00:30:08,213 THANK YOU! FINALLY, SOMEBODY LOVES MY FRENCH TOAST. 709 00:30:08,207 --> 00:30:12,337 NO. AUSTIN MOON IS ON HIS WAY UP HERE. 710 00:30:12,341 --> 00:30:16,251 - HOW DID HE GET OUR ADDRESS? - I MIGHT'VE TEXTED IT TO HIM... 711 00:30:16,245 --> 00:30:18,245 FIVE OR SIX HUNDRED TIMES. 712 00:30:19,889 --> 00:30:22,989 CAREFUL. NO ONE LIKES A FANGIRL WITH BEEFY THUMBS. 713 00:30:22,992 --> 00:30:24,252 ( gasps ) 714 00:30:25,895 --> 00:30:29,595 WELL, IT WILL BE REALLY COOL TO HAVE ANOTHER MUSICIAN IN THE APARTMENT. 715 00:30:29,598 --> 00:30:32,328 - WHO IS THE FIRST ONE? - ME! 716 00:30:33,502 --> 00:30:35,972 WHAT I MEANT WAS... 717 00:30:35,965 --> 00:30:37,835 LUKE SLEEPS IN ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS! 718 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,536 - WHAT? - ( elevator dings ) 719 00:30:40,609 --> 00:30:43,969 All: WHOA. 720 00:30:43,973 --> 00:30:46,323 AUSTIN! YOU'VE COME BACK FOR ME! 721 00:30:46,315 --> 00:30:48,145 ( grunts ) 722 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:50,847 ACTUALLY, I CAME FOR MY SHOE. 723 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,479 IT'S FREEZING OUTSIDE AND MY FOOT IS NUMB. 724 00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:56,462 OOH! IF FROSTBITE CAUSES ONE OF YOUR TOES TO FALL OFF, 725 00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,185 I CALL DIBS! 726 00:30:59,929 --> 00:31:02,229 I TOLD YOU NEW YORKERS ARE WEIRD. 727 00:31:02,231 --> 00:31:05,971 - AT LEAST SHE'S A FAN. - MIGHT BE A CANNIBAL. 728 00:31:07,296 --> 00:31:09,436 SORRY, SHE'S ACTUALLY HARMLESS. 729 00:31:09,438 --> 00:31:12,168 THEN WHY IS AUSTIN NOT BREATHING? 730 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:15,101 EMMA! RELEASE! HEY! 731 00:31:15,104 --> 00:31:17,414 ( breathing deeply ) 732 00:31:19,508 --> 00:31:23,508 WELL, GUESS WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THAT HOTEL ROOM WE DON'T HAVE. 733 00:31:23,512 --> 00:31:25,652 ( all four sigh ) 734 00:31:25,654 --> 00:31:29,264 MAYBE WE CAN FIND FOUR PARK BENCHES CLOSE TO EACH OTHER. 735 00:31:29,258 --> 00:31:33,288 AND SOME LONELY PIGEONS TO KEEP US WARM. 736 00:31:35,064 --> 00:31:38,374 WAIT! IF YOU GUYS NEED A PLACE TO STAY, 737 00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:40,367 WE HAVE PLENTY OF ROOM HERE. 738 00:31:40,369 --> 00:31:42,399 AND WE CAN FLY YOU HOME IN OUR PRIVATE JET. 739 00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:45,101 IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BEING STALKED BY A BLONDE BILL GATES. 740 00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:48,035 THAT IS SO NICE OF YOU GUYS. 741 00:31:48,037 --> 00:31:49,237 HOW COULD WE EVER REPAY YOU? 742 00:31:49,238 --> 00:31:51,438 UH, SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU-- 743 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,310 GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR TOES. 744 00:31:55,044 --> 00:31:57,454 ( chuckles ) 745 00:31:57,446 --> 00:31:59,586 ( whispers ) EMMA, YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND 746 00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:02,388 INVITING STRANGERS TO STAY WITH US THEN OFFER TO FLY 'EM HOME. 747 00:32:02,391 --> 00:32:04,521 YOU KNOW, IF WE HELP THEM OUT, 748 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:08,463 AUSTIN MIGHT BE WILLING TO PERFORM ONE OF YOUR SONGS AND TURN IT INTO A BIG HIT. 749 00:32:08,457 --> 00:32:10,657 WELCOME, BESTIES! 750 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,461 THE BEDROOMS ARE UPSTAIRS, THE DAY SPA IS DOWNSTAIRS 751 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:17,343 AND OUR BUTLER WILL BE HAPPY TO PREPARE ANYTHING YOU DESIRE. 752 00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,506 NO, I WON'T! GO AWAY! 753 00:32:19,508 --> 00:32:20,668 NO MORE KIDS! 754 00:32:24,513 --> 00:32:27,423 AUSTIN, I JUST ORDERED YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE-- 755 00:32:27,416 --> 00:32:30,376 "ULYSSES S. GRANT: ZOMBIE SLAYER." 756 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:33,250 HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FAVORITE MOVIE? 757 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:34,722 I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 758 00:32:34,723 --> 00:32:36,593 YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS ORANGE, 759 00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,055 YOUR FAVORITE FOOD IS PANCAKES 760 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,287 AND YOUR FAVORITE MARSUPIAL IS THE WALLABY. 761 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,330 YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MARSUPIAL? 762 00:32:43,332 --> 00:32:44,632 ( snorts ) YOU DON'T? 763 00:32:46,565 --> 00:32:49,235 - ( growls ) - ( Trish and Ally scream ) 764 00:32:49,238 --> 00:32:52,068 MRS. KIPLING, THE MOVIE IS STARTING. 765 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:55,571 SETTLE IN NEXT TO ME AND MAKE YOUR CELLPHONE IS ON VIBRATE. 766 00:32:56,745 --> 00:33:00,605 HEY, I THINK SHE LIKES ME. 767 00:33:00,609 --> 00:33:02,409 Luke: HUH. THAT'S WEIRD. 768 00:33:02,411 --> 00:33:04,381 SHE ALWAYS SITS NEXT TO YOU DURING MOVIES. 769 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:09,193 WELL, I MEAN, IT IS NOT LIKE THERE IS A SEATING CHART OR ANYTHING. 770 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,490 REALLY? 771 00:33:16,025 --> 00:33:18,065 IF YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE BIT TALLER... 772 00:33:18,067 --> 00:33:19,627 AND THE RIGHT SPECIES. 773 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,613 AND THEY THINK NEW YORKERS ARE WEIRD? 774 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,381 HEY, DID YOU FINISH YOUR POEM FOR SCHOOL? 775 00:33:35,384 --> 00:33:37,794 YUP, IT'S ABOUT IMAGINARY FRIENDS. 776 00:33:37,786 --> 00:33:41,416 OH, GREAT. MEANWHILE, I'M HAVING TROUBLE DECIDING 777 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,250 WHICH OF MY SONGS TO SHOW TO AUSTIN. 778 00:33:43,252 --> 00:33:45,652 IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO PICK WHICH ONE OF YOU KIDS IS MY FAVORITE. 779 00:33:45,654 --> 00:33:47,634 LET ME MAKE THIS EASY FOR YOU. 780 00:33:48,657 --> 00:33:50,697 I'M CUTE, SWEET 781 00:33:50,699 --> 00:33:53,299 AND I HAVE A REALLY SHARP CRAYON IN MY HAND. 782 00:33:55,064 --> 00:33:56,514 AND WE HAVE A WINNER. 783 00:34:00,609 --> 00:34:04,639 SO YOU SEE, IF YOU REALLY WANNA GROW YOUR FAN BASE, 784 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,083 THE KEY IS TO EXPLOIT YOUR YUMMY FACTOR 785 00:34:07,076 --> 00:34:10,176 WHILE MAINTAINING A BELIEVABLE DEGREE OF HUMILITY. 786 00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:13,579 I CALL IT THE HUNKY-TO-HUMBLE RATIO. 787 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,593 TRISH, ARE YOU TAKING NOTES? 788 00:34:16,585 --> 00:34:17,655 YOU BET. 789 00:34:19,488 --> 00:34:20,588 ( sighs ) 790 00:34:22,491 --> 00:34:24,291 DON'T HOLD BACK, HANZ. 791 00:34:24,293 --> 00:34:26,243 JUST-- YEAH. 792 00:34:26,235 --> 00:34:29,495 OH, AND REMEMBER TO CHARGE ALL THIS TO THE PENTHOUSE. 793 00:34:30,799 --> 00:34:33,299 AND NOW I'M GONNA GO GET MY SCALE MODEL 794 00:34:33,302 --> 00:34:35,202 OF THE AUSTIN WORLD THEME PARK. 795 00:34:35,204 --> 00:34:38,314 WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE MOON FLUME. 796 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,608 YOU'D BETTER NOT LEAVE ANY HAIRS BEHIND. 797 00:34:41,610 --> 00:34:43,080 SHE HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO CLONE YOU. 798 00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:47,763 HI, GUYS. GLAD YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELVES AT HOME. 799 00:34:47,756 --> 00:34:49,616 OH, HEY, HANS. 800 00:34:49,618 --> 00:34:52,658 SO WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS SAY IF IF TOLD YOU 801 00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,821 THAT THE WORLD'S GREATEST SONGWRITER WAS RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY ROOM? 802 00:34:55,824 --> 00:34:57,734 AWW. THANKS, JESSIE. 803 00:34:57,726 --> 00:35:00,626 - I REALLY TRY TO CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF-- - YEAH, TALKING ABOUT ME HERE. 804 00:35:02,371 --> 00:35:05,331 AUSTIN, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU GUYS COULD LOOK AT SOME OF MY LYRICS. 805 00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:08,344 ACTUALLY, AUSTIN AND I WRITE ALL OF OUR OWN MATERIAL. 806 00:35:08,337 --> 00:35:11,407 ( chuckles ) BUT... 807 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:15,540 WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LOOK THESE OVER ON THE PRIVATE JET. 808 00:35:15,544 --> 00:35:17,454 YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE FREE OMELET BAR. 809 00:35:17,446 --> 00:35:19,716 MAYBE THEY HAVE A PANCAKE BAR. 810 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:21,718 OH, WE DO. 811 00:35:24,653 --> 00:35:27,133 Trish: WOW, JESSIE'S LYRICS STINK. 812 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,855 OH WAIT, HANG ON. THIS ONE'S NOT BAD. 813 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,760 ACTUALLY, IT'S REALLY GOOD. 814 00:35:34,663 --> 00:35:37,313 - UH, HEY, JESS-- - SO, DID YOU LOVE 'EM? 815 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,637 WE LOVED ONE OF THEM. 816 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,609 I'M FINE WITH BEING A ONE-HIT WONDER. 817 00:35:43,712 --> 00:35:45,712 IT JUST NEEDS A PROFESSIONAL TOUCH. 818 00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:47,654 ALLY WOULD BE HAPPY TO WORK ON IT WITH YOU. 819 00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:50,716 - REALLY? - REALLY? AH! 820 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,379 YOU KNOW, I'M A SINGER TOO. 821 00:35:52,381 --> 00:35:53,681 SORT OF A DOUBLE THREAT. 822 00:35:53,682 --> 00:35:55,422 TRIPLE IF YOU COUNT KRAV MAGA. 823 00:35:55,424 --> 00:35:57,434 ( yells ) 824 00:35:58,787 --> 00:36:01,487 GOOD TO KNOW. PERHAPS WE CAN TALK 825 00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:03,330 ABOUT THIS AT THE DAY SPA DOWNSTAIRS? 826 00:36:03,332 --> 00:36:06,702 - ABSOLUTELY. - AND IF YOU THROW IN A FREE OXYGEN FACIAL, 827 00:36:06,695 --> 00:36:09,735 MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN SING THIS AS A DUET AT AUSTIN'S NEXT CONCERT. 828 00:36:09,738 --> 00:36:12,638 DONE! WHERE'S THE CONCERT? MADISON SQUARE GARDEN? 829 00:36:12,641 --> 00:36:16,171 CLOSE. OUR LOCAL MALL IN MIAMI. 830 00:36:17,706 --> 00:36:19,206 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 831 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,878 IT'S KINDA SHORT NOTICE TO TAKE THE KIDS TO MIA-- 832 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:22,709 BON VOYAGE! 833 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,723 REALLY? YOU ALREADY HAD OUR BAGS PACKED? 834 00:36:26,715 --> 00:36:28,585 OH, I ALWAYS KEEP 'EM PACKED. 835 00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,657 I'VE ALSO INCLUDED YOUR PASSPORTS. 836 00:36:30,659 --> 00:36:33,689 MAY I SUGGEST A LOVELY CRUISE THROUGH THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE? 837 00:36:35,324 --> 00:36:36,374 ( luggage thuds ) 838 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:41,728 ALRIGHTY THEN! 839 00:36:41,730 --> 00:36:44,530 SUNSHINE AND STARDOM, HERE WE COME. 840 00:36:44,533 --> 00:36:46,643 JESSIE, I REALLY LOVE THESE LYRICS. 841 00:36:46,635 --> 00:36:49,805 - OH. - "IMAGINARY FRIENDS CAN'T TAKE THE PLACE 842 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,908 OF YOU AND ME JUST TALKING FACE TO FACE." 843 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:54,680 HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT? 844 00:36:55,944 --> 00:36:57,894 UH... ( chuckling ) YOU KNOW, 845 00:36:57,886 --> 00:37:02,346 I GUESS I'M JUST REALLY IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER CHILD. 846 00:37:02,351 --> 00:37:04,651 THAT'S WHY I WROTE IT IN CRAYON. 847 00:37:09,528 --> 00:37:11,528 ( jet engines roaring ) 848 00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,967 ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH. ♪ 849 00:37:20,969 --> 00:37:24,409 - WHOO! - THIS SONG'S REALLY COMING TOGETHER. 850 00:37:24,413 --> 00:37:26,923 OH, THANK YOU. GUYS, THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE FOR ME. 851 00:37:26,915 --> 00:37:30,245 AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU WROTE THE LYRICS. 852 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,618 ( sighs ) 853 00:37:31,620 --> 00:37:35,280 UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD DO 854 00:37:35,284 --> 00:37:37,294 A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SONG. 855 00:37:37,286 --> 00:37:39,626 I HAVE THIS ONE ABOUT A GIRL AND HER FLAMETHROWER. 856 00:37:39,628 --> 00:37:42,488 - IT'S A TORCH SONG AND-- - JESSIE. ( chuckling ) 857 00:37:42,491 --> 00:37:44,891 THE THING ABOUT YOUR OTHER SONGS IS-- 858 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:48,695 HAVE I MENTIONED YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT NANNY. 859 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:52,638 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THIS ONE'S GREAT, 860 00:37:52,641 --> 00:37:54,341 - SO LET'S TAKE IT AGAIN FROM THE TOP. - YEAH. 861 00:37:54,343 --> 00:37:55,743 - HI. - Jessie: NO! 862 00:37:55,744 --> 00:37:58,514 UH... ( stammers ) 863 00:37:58,507 --> 00:38:00,507 - ( discordant notes ) - OH! WHAT? 864 00:38:00,509 --> 00:38:01,879 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 865 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,610 BECAUSE YOUR GUITAR WAS OUT OF TUNE. 866 00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:08,694 WHAT, THESE AREN'T TUNING SCISSORS? 867 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,687 WHAT KIND OF A MUSIC STORE IS THIS? 868 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,673 OH, ARE THOSE SOME NEW LYRICS? ( chuckles ) 869 00:38:17,666 --> 00:38:19,696 NO, IT'S A BILL FOR THE STRINGS. 870 00:38:24,373 --> 00:38:27,713 ZURI, I THOUGHT I SENT YOU TO WATCH THAT SHUFFLEBOARD CONTEST. 871 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:31,706 IT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE PUSHING SOMETHING AROUND WITH A STICK. 872 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:34,680 IT WAS LIKE HOCKEY, BUT SLOWER. 873 00:38:34,683 --> 00:38:36,653 AND THE FIGHTS WERE JUST SAD. 874 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:39,987 HEY, ZURI, WANNA HEAR OUR SONG. 875 00:38:39,988 --> 00:38:42,618 UHH... ( grunts, chuckles ) 876 00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:44,491 OH! OH! 877 00:38:48,757 --> 00:38:52,697 - JESSIE! - WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEEDED SOME THEATRICS. 878 00:38:52,701 --> 00:38:54,401 ROCK 'N' ROLL! AM I RIGHT? 879 00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:57,914 SHOULD I JUST START YOU A TAB? 880 00:38:59,408 --> 00:39:00,668 UM, HEY, ZURI, 881 00:39:00,669 --> 00:39:02,939 WHY DON'T WE GO HELP TRISH SET UP THE STAGE? 882 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:04,641 YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A ROADIE, RIGHT? 883 00:39:04,643 --> 00:39:06,783 YEAH, FOR LADY ANTEBELLUM. 884 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:13,517 AUSTIN, I HAD THIS MADE SO YOUR FANS CAN TAKE A PICTURE WITH YOU, 885 00:39:13,522 --> 00:39:15,552 BUT YOU WON'T HAVE TO GET TOO CLOSE TO THEM. 886 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:18,694 THANKS, BUT I ENJOY TAKING PICTURES WITH MY FANS. 887 00:39:18,687 --> 00:39:20,087 YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, THOUGH. 888 00:39:20,088 --> 00:39:21,628 SOME OF THEM ARE A LITTLE BIT... 889 00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:23,960 ♪ CUCKOO! ♪ 890 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,966 - ( camera shutter clicks ) - YOU DO NOT WANT TO GET BURNED, MRS. KIPLING. 891 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:33,099 THE ONLY RED ON YOUR SNOUT 892 00:39:33,101 --> 00:39:35,671 SHOULD BE FROM THE BLOOD OF YOUR VICTIMS. 893 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,114 ( both scream ) 894 00:39:39,708 --> 00:39:42,108 YOU ARE ONE BIG CAN OF GIRL REPELLANT. 895 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:47,492 SO, LITTLE DUDES, WHAT COOL MIAMI SIGHTS CAN I SHOW YOU FIRST? 896 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:49,886 THE WORLD'S LARGEST BOTTLE OF SUNSCREEN? 897 00:39:49,888 --> 00:39:52,488 A MANATEE THAT LOOKS LIKE ERNEST HEMINGWAY? 898 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,822 OH! THE VANILLA ICE MUSEUM? 899 00:39:55,824 --> 00:39:58,834 ( beatboxing ) 900 00:39:58,827 --> 00:40:01,697 THIS GUY'S NUTTIER THAN A PORTA POTTY ON A PEANUT FARM. 901 00:40:03,432 --> 00:40:04,772 TRUE DAT. 902 00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:07,905 THANK YOU, MR. DEZ, 903 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,736 BUT WE HAVE OTHER PLANS. 904 00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,910 Bazi: MRS. KIPLING. 905 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,823 MMM! 906 00:40:18,146 --> 00:40:21,846 LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE DEZMEISTER. 907 00:40:24,693 --> 00:40:26,733 MAYBE WE COULD ALL GO TO THE BEACH. 908 00:40:28,196 --> 00:40:30,196 GREAT IDEA! 909 00:40:30,198 --> 00:40:34,028 PERHAPS I COULD BURY YOU IN THE SAND UP TO YOUR NECK 910 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:37,872 AND THE CRABS WILL START NIBBLING AT YOUR EYEBALLS! 911 00:40:38,867 --> 00:40:41,837 ( laughs ) VANILLA ICE MUSEUM IT IS! 912 00:40:45,774 --> 00:40:48,484 - HEY, AUSTIN! - WHOA! BACK OFF, RED. 913 00:40:48,477 --> 00:40:50,777 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF GUITARS! 914 00:40:50,779 --> 00:40:54,719 NO NO NO, I WAS JUST OUTSIDE AND GOT INSPIRED TO WRITE A BRAND NEW SONG. 915 00:40:54,723 --> 00:40:57,893 IT'S CALLED "GRANNY IN A TUBE TOP" AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 916 00:40:57,886 --> 00:41:00,086 - ( beatboxes ) - ♪ GRANNY IN A TUBE TOP-- ♪ - JESSIE. JESSIE! 917 00:41:00,088 --> 00:41:01,888 JESSIE, LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. 918 00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:04,930 QUIT WORRYING. YOUR SONG ABOUT THE IMAGINARY FRIENDS 919 00:41:04,933 --> 00:41:07,603 - IS REALLY GREAT. - HER WHAT? 920 00:41:07,596 --> 00:41:11,566 - ABOUT WHO? - SEE YOU ON THE STAGE. 921 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:14,970 - N-- - AND JUST IN CASE YOU FEEL LIKE BREAKING SOMETHING ELSE, 922 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:18,853 I'VE GOT THE ENTIRE STORE'S INVENTORY UP HERE. 923 00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:22,209 ( clicks tongue ) 924 00:41:24,913 --> 00:41:28,493 OKAY, ZURI, LOOK, I KNOW THIS LOOKS REALLY BAD-- 925 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,986 ME, AN ADULT, STEALING A POEM FROM YOU, AND EIGHT-YEAR-OLD GIRL-- 926 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,690 OH, IT ALSO SOUNDS REALLY BAD. 927 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:39,704 ( sighs ) I AM SO SORRY. OKAY? 928 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:42,868 IF YOU WANT TO SMASH SOMETHING, GO AHEAD. I'VE GOT A TAB. 929 00:41:43,972 --> 00:41:47,082 NO, IT'S OKAY. I'M COOL. 930 00:41:47,075 --> 00:41:49,075 WAIT, YOU'RE NOT MAD? 931 00:41:49,077 --> 00:41:52,537 NO, I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO YOU, 932 00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:54,611 SO YOU CAN TAKE CREDIT FOR IT. 933 00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,923 ZURI. OH, THAT IS SUCH AN AMAZING GESTURE. 934 00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:01,946 - THANK YOU. - BESIDES, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR LIFE? 935 00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:03,890 PLAYWRITING DIDN'T WORK OUT, 936 00:42:03,892 --> 00:42:05,652 ACTING DIDN'T WORK OUT 937 00:42:05,654 --> 00:42:06,934 AND YOU'RE DATING A DOORMAN. 938 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:08,125 EWW. 939 00:42:09,598 --> 00:42:11,628 YOU COULD'VE JUST STOPPED AT THE GESTURE. 940 00:42:15,764 --> 00:42:19,644 Luke: DEZ AND MRS. KIPLING LOOK REALLY COOL SURFING. 941 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:22,068 Razi: MEANWHILE, EVEN THE MANATEES WERE LAUGHING AT ME. 942 00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:25,910 - ( clicks ) - Luke: HERE'S DEZ AND KIPLING CHILLING LIKE "MIAMI VICE." 943 00:42:25,914 --> 00:42:30,054 WHILE THEY WERE HAVING FUN, THAT OLD LADY WAS PINCHING OFF MY CHEEK. 944 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:33,948 - ( clicks ) - Luke: AND HERE'S YOU DRESSED LIKE A GIRL. 945 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:36,282 BECAUSE THEY TOOK THE TWO BEST HOLES. 946 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:42,727 I CANNOT BEAR TO LOOK AT THESE PICTURES YOU TOOK ANY LONGER. 947 00:42:42,731 --> 00:42:45,331 THEY PROVE MRS. KIPLING FAVORS ANOTHER. 948 00:42:45,333 --> 00:42:48,873 DUDE, THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D CHOOSE DEZ OVER YOU. 949 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:50,637 YOU HATCHED HER FROM AN EGG. 950 00:42:50,639 --> 00:42:52,169 YOU TOOK CARE OF HER BABIES. 951 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,340 TRUST ME, SHE LOVES YOU. 952 00:42:54,342 --> 00:42:56,142 FOR REALSIES? 953 00:42:57,145 --> 00:42:59,145 FOR REALSIES. 954 00:42:59,147 --> 00:43:00,977 I HEARD EVERYTHING. 955 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,349 I'M SO SORRY. 956 00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:03,880 I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL YOUR BEST FRIEND. 957 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:05,652 ANIMALS JUST LOVE ME. 958 00:43:05,654 --> 00:43:07,624 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, SENOR WHISKERS? 959 00:43:07,616 --> 00:43:09,856 - ( squeaks ) - ( growls ) 960 00:43:09,858 --> 00:43:12,658 WAIT, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT RAT? 961 00:43:12,661 --> 00:43:16,061 IT'S NOT A RAT. IT'S A GERBIL. AND I GOT HIM IN NEW YORK. 962 00:43:16,064 --> 00:43:19,234 YOU GUYS HAVE GOT TONS OF THESE JUST ROAMING THE STREETS. 963 00:43:19,227 --> 00:43:22,027 - ( chuckles ) - OH, THANK GOODNESS! 964 00:43:22,030 --> 00:43:25,000 MRS. KIPLING WAS ONLY AFTER HER FAVORITE SNACK! 965 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:29,213 SHE DOES NOT GIVE ONE WET TOOT ABOUT YOU. 966 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:32,877 ( gasps ) RUDE! I DON'T THINK OUR WHOLE FRIENDSHIP 967 00:43:32,881 --> 00:43:34,281 - IS BASED OFF SENOR WHISKERS. - ( growls ) 968 00:43:34,282 --> 00:43:36,082 ( screams ) 969 00:43:38,947 --> 00:43:41,647 REMEMBER, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY. 970 00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,190 - AND-- - AND MAKE SURE TO STAY 971 00:43:43,191 --> 00:43:47,631 AT LEAST 10 FEET AWAY FROM AUSTIN AT ALL TIMES. 972 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,655 - CUTE DRESS. - ( giggles ) 973 00:43:49,658 --> 00:43:51,258 MAKE THAT 20 FEET! 974 00:43:54,062 --> 00:43:57,242 - YOUR SISTER'S KINDA WEIRD ABOUT AUSTIN. - PSSH! I'LL SAY. 975 00:43:57,235 --> 00:44:00,135 SHE'S BEEN COLLECTING HIS HAIRS SO SHE CAN CLONE HIM. 976 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,908 HE SHOULD REALLY GET MORE SECURITY... 977 00:44:02,911 --> 00:44:05,011 AND A HAIRNET. 978 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:08,984 AND INTRODUCING AUSTIN MOON 979 00:44:08,977 --> 00:44:11,977 ( cheers, applause ) 980 00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:14,020 WHOO! 981 00:44:14,022 --> 00:44:15,922 I WANNA INTRODUCE A NEW FRIEND OF MINE. 982 00:44:15,924 --> 00:44:17,934 HEY, JESSIE! 983 00:44:17,926 --> 00:44:20,026 ( cheers, applause ) 984 00:44:21,690 --> 00:44:25,160 - WHOO! - SHE'S GONNA BE SINGING THIS NEW DUET WITH ME, 985 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:26,903 AND SHE WROTE THE LYRICS. 986 00:44:26,895 --> 00:44:29,995 ( cheers, applause ) 987 00:44:29,998 --> 00:44:33,098 ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T WRITE THEM. 988 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:37,012 AN AMAZING LITTLE GIRL NAMED ZURI ROSS DID. 989 00:44:38,006 --> 00:44:40,076 ( cheers, applause ) 990 00:44:41,950 --> 00:44:44,050 THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. ( laughing ) 991 00:44:44,052 --> 00:44:47,122 NOT ALL OF IT, BUT A LOT. 992 00:44:47,115 --> 00:44:49,955 I'M SORRY. I KNOW I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU EARLIER. 993 00:44:49,958 --> 00:44:52,758 I JUST WANTED THIS SO MUCH. 994 00:44:52,761 --> 00:44:55,291 WOW. IT TAKES A REALLY BIG PERSON TO ADMIT-- 995 00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,973 ENOUGH WITH THE JIBBER-JABBER! 996 00:44:56,965 --> 00:44:58,925 SING MY SONG! 997 00:45:00,128 --> 00:45:01,968 ♪ I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ♪ 998 00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:04,070 ♪ YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN WORKING IN THE STUDIO ♪ 999 00:45:04,072 --> 00:45:06,132 ♪ WE SHOULD WRITE A NEW SONG ♪ 1000 00:45:06,134 --> 00:45:08,044 ♪ MAYBE THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE RADIO ♪ 1001 00:45:08,036 --> 00:45:10,136 ♪ WHEN CAN WE GET TOGETHER? ♪ 1002 00:45:10,138 --> 00:45:12,108 ♪ LET'S NOT WAIT ANOTHER DAY ♪ 1003 00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,010 ♪ DON'T FORGET YOUR GUITAR ♪ 1004 00:45:14,012 --> 00:45:16,342 ♪ GOT IT ALREADY AND I'M ON MY WAY ♪ 1005 00:45:16,344 --> 00:45:19,994 ♪ IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I SAW YOU ♪ 1006 00:45:19,988 --> 00:45:23,488 ♪ I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WERE EVEN REAL, REAL ♪ 1007 00:45:23,491 --> 00:45:25,721 Both: ♪ NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES ♪ 1008 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,933 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE NOT PRETEND ♪ 1009 00:45:27,926 --> 00:45:32,156 ♪ I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MY IMAGINARY FRIEND ♪ 1010 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,300 ♪ YOU'RE LIKE A STAR THAT LANDED HERE FROM OUTER SPACE ♪ 1011 00:45:35,303 --> 00:45:38,043 ♪ MY WORLD JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BRIGHTER ♪ 1012 00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:40,866 ♪ NOW THAT I CAN SEE YOU FACE TO FACE ♪ 1013 00:45:40,869 --> 00:45:44,369 ♪ IMAGINARY FRIENDS CAN'T TAKE YOUR PLACE ♪ 1014 00:45:44,372 --> 00:45:48,252 ♪ I NEED TO SEE YA, I NEED TO SEE YA ♪ 1015 00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:53,016 ♪ YOU AND ME JUST TALKING FACE TO FACE ♪ 1016 00:45:53,021 --> 00:45:54,921 ♪ FACE TO FACE ♪ 1017 00:45:54,923 --> 00:45:57,893 ♪ NOW I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES ♪ 1018 00:45:57,886 --> 00:45:59,786 ♪ YEAH, YOU'RE NOT PRETEND ♪ 1019 00:45:59,788 --> 00:46:04,088 ♪ I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE MY IMAGINARY FRIEND ♪ 1020 00:46:04,092 --> 00:46:07,402 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE ELSE COULD EVER TAKE YOUR PLACE ♪ 1021 00:46:07,395 --> 00:46:09,795 ♪ MY WORLD JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BRIGHTER ♪ 1022 00:46:09,798 --> 00:46:12,798 ♪ NOW THAT I CAN SEE YOU FACE TO FACE ♪ 1023 00:46:12,801 --> 00:46:16,881 - ♪ Face to face ♪ - ♪ NOW THAT I CAN SEE YOU FACE TO FACE ♪ 1024 00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:18,475 ♪ LET'S GO GET SOME PANCAKES ♪ 1025 00:46:18,476 --> 00:46:20,776 ♪ I JUST WANNA SEE YOU FACE TO FACE ♪ 1026 00:46:20,778 --> 00:46:22,178 ♪ IT'S A PARTY EVERY DAY ♪ 1027 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:24,950 ♪ I JUST WANNA SEE YOU FACE TO FACE ♪ 1028 00:46:24,953 --> 00:46:28,993 - ♪ SO, LATER ♪ - ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH. ♪ 1029 00:46:28,987 --> 00:46:31,417 ( crowd cheers, applauds ) 1030 00:46:31,419 --> 00:46:35,259 ( all cheer ) 1031 00:46:35,263 --> 00:46:37,803 GREAT VIDEO, MR. DEZ! 1032 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,325 AUSTIN, YOU WERE AMAZING. 1033 00:46:40,328 --> 00:46:43,028 OH, LOOK, YOU HAVE A HAIR OUT OF PLACE. 1034 00:46:43,031 --> 00:46:46,031 - OW! - GOT IT. 1035 00:46:47,435 --> 00:46:49,375 WE TOLD YOU. 1036 00:46:50,979 --> 00:46:53,039 SECURITY! 1037 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:54,981 HEY, I NEED THAT HAIR! 1038 00:46:54,983 --> 00:46:57,193 IT'S MY FAVORITE! 1039 00:46:58,386 --> 00:47:00,386 Girls: AWW. 1040 00:47:00,388 --> 00:47:03,548 YOU REALLY DO HAVE A WAY WITH LYRICS, ZURI. 1041 00:47:03,551 --> 00:47:06,191 IT'S A GIFT. NOW LET'S TALK MONEY. 1042 00:47:06,194 --> 00:47:09,204 OH. GLADLY. AS YOUR MANAGER, 1043 00:47:09,197 --> 00:47:12,057 I'LL BE TAKING THE STANDARD 50% OF YOUR EARNINGS. 1044 00:47:12,060 --> 00:47:15,060 50? I'M EIGHT, NOT STUPID. 1045 00:47:15,063 --> 00:47:16,973 YOU'RE FIRED. 1046 00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:18,165 AGAIN? 1047 00:47:21,169 --> 00:47:23,609 YOU KNOW, JESSIE, THE LYRICS MAY NOT HAVE BEEN YOURS, 1048 00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:26,171 - BUT YOU ARE A GREAT PERFORMER. - SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS 1049 00:47:26,174 --> 00:47:28,484 "JESSIE AND AUSTIN WORLD TOUR." 1050 00:47:28,476 --> 00:47:30,916 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. 1051 00:47:30,919 --> 00:47:32,579 BUT I'M OKAY WITH JUST EUROPE. 1052 00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,280 ( chuckles ) THE UNITED STATES? 1053 00:47:34,282 --> 00:47:36,552 THE CAROLINAS? OUR LIVING ROOM IS PRETTY BIG. 1054 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:39,134 AUSTIN? PLEASE, I NEED THIS! 1055 00:47:39,127 --> 00:47:40,927 - I'M DATING A DOORMAN! - ( door opens, slams ) 1056 00:47:40,929 --> 00:47:43,129 - WHOA! - ( cymbals crash ) 1057 00:47:45,263 --> 00:47:48,603 I'M REALLY GONNA NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 1058 00:47:51,139 --> 00:47:53,439 - ( toy train whistling ) - ( mimics train whistle ) 1059 00:47:53,441 --> 00:47:56,871 ( laughing ) 1060 00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,954 ( mimics train chugging ) 1061 00:47:58,947 --> 00:48:02,247 BERTRAM. ( chuckles ) WHATCHA DOING? 1062 00:48:02,250 --> 00:48:04,580 PLAYING WITH MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1063 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,582 AH. HELLO, HELLO. 1064 00:48:10,158 --> 00:48:14,418 HOW COME YOU HAVE FIVE DOLLS THAT LOOK JUST LIKE US? 1065 00:48:14,422 --> 00:48:19,072 OHH! ARE WE PASSENGERS ON YOUR CHOO-CHOO? 1066 00:48:19,067 --> 00:48:20,367 - ( clicks ) - ( bell dinging ) 1067 00:48:20,368 --> 00:48:24,528 UH, PASSENGERS ARE NOT USUALLY TIED TO THE TRACKS. 1068 00:48:24,532 --> 00:48:26,172 ( whistle toots ) 1069 00:48:26,174 --> 00:48:27,944 ( kids yell ) 1070 00:48:27,936 --> 00:48:29,936 ( laughing hysterically ) 1071 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,510 OOPS. ( continues laughing ) 1072 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:38,153 NEXT YEAR, WE'RE GETTING HIM A COOKBOOK. 1073 00:48:38,146 --> 00:48:39,416 AND A GIRLFRIEND. 76652

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