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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,306 - THIS VIOLIN IS MADE OF... - ( twangs ) 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,342 - ...THE FINEST MAPLE WOOD. IT WAS, UH-- HUH. - ( twangs ) 3 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,378 UH, IT WAS HAND CARVED-- 4 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:16,117 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SEC? YEAH. 5 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,350 DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO THAT HERE? 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,186 HEY, WE'RE NOT COMPLAINING THAT YOU'RE WORKING 7 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,521 RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR BANJO BADMINTON COURT. 8 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,462 WE'D RATHER BE MAKING A VIDEO, 9 00:00:25,493 --> 00:00:27,433 BUT SOMEBODY HASN'T FINISHED WRITING THE SONG YET. 10 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,061 I'M BUSY WORKING. 11 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,457 FINE. THEN WE'RE BUSY BADMINTONING. 12 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:31,498 GAME POINT! 13 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:39,144 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY CASH FOR THAT OR SHOULD I PUT IT ON YOUR TAB? 14 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,143 JUST PUT IT ON THE TAB. 15 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,044 OH, OKAY. 16 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,511 WELL, I AM OFF TO THE ACCORDION CONVENTION. 17 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:50,247 AND "ACCORDION" TO MY WATCH, I SHOULD HAVE LEFT AN HOUR AGO. 18 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,324 ( both laugh ) 19 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:55,664 ( pants ) 20 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:00,626 WELL, SWEETIE, YOU ARE IN CHARGE. 21 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,161 THE STORE LOOKS A LITTLE CROWDED. 22 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:05,227 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE OKAY? - ACTUALLY, DAD, 23 00:01:05,266 --> 00:01:07,436 - I PROBABLY-- - GLAD TO HEAR IT. BYE-BYE. 24 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,198 WHO'S NEXT? OKAY, WAIT. UM, HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. 25 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,508 YOUR KAZOO. UH, THE TRUMPETS ARE OVER THERE. 26 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:14,510 NO, THIS ISN'T THE EYE DOCTOR. 27 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:16,112 OH. 28 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:19,554 ( cymbals clatter ) 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:27,156 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE YO-YO CART? 30 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:29,118 WATCH THIS. 31 00:01:29,157 --> 00:01:32,457 - ( all gasp ) - WHOO, WAIT. WHOO, I CAN DO THIS. HOLD ON. 32 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:41,298 IT'S MY FIRST DAY AND... ( pants ) 33 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,595 PROBABLY MY LAST. ( chuckles nervously ) 34 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,540 SO, ALLY, HAVE YOU FINISHED WRITING AUSTIN'S NEW SONG? 35 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:52,477 IT-IT'S ALMOST DONE. I'VE JUST BEEN REALLY BUSY LATELY. 36 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:55,383 I'VE GOT WORK, SCHOOL, BOOK CLUB. 37 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,316 I HAVE TO READ THIS BY TOMORROW. 38 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,120 TOMORROW OF WHAT YEAR? 39 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,563 WELL, WE NEED A SONG. 40 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:06,532 I CAN'T MAKE A VIDEO WITHOUT A SONG. 41 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,260 HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN SPENDING ALL MY FREE TIME 42 00:02:09,297 --> 00:02:11,467 TRAINING TO EAT A 20-LB HAMBURGER. 43 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:14,599 ( huffs ) YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 44 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:19,570 ALLY, IF WE DON'T GET A NEW VIDEO UP ON THE WEBSITE QUICK, 45 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,507 PEOPLE ARE GONNA FORGET WHO AUSTIN IS. 46 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:24,352 SERIOUSLY, IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH SINCE THE LAST VIDEO. 47 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:27,548 GUYS, CUT ALLY SOME SLACK. A MONTH ISN'T THAT LONG. 48 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,621 IT'S PRETTY HARD TO FORGET AUSTIN MOON. 49 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,520 HEY, IT'S RALPHIE HAYES FROM THE DOG FOOD COMMERCIAL! 50 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:33,593 OH MY-- 51 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,288 DOG FOOD COMMERCIAL? 52 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,534 ALLY, YOU GOTTA FINISH THAT SONG NOW! 53 00:02:40,228 --> 00:02:43,228 FINE. Y-YOU WANT THE SONG? AH! 54 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,434 HERE! 55 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:48,266 SEE? THAT WASN'T SO HARD. 56 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:52,272 NO WAY! IT'S THE GUY WHO WON THE 20-LB HAMBURGER- EATING CONTEST. 57 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:54,506 - ( gasps ) - ( mouths ) 58 00:02:54,542 --> 00:02:56,482 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? 59 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,610 SURE. TURN AROUND. 60 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:01,176 YEAH. HUH. 61 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:05,685 ( giggles ) 62 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,759 All: OH. 63 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,458 ( theme music playing ) 64 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,461 * WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE * 65 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:13,663 * I BRING ON THE THUNDER * 66 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,534 * 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK 67 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,733 * AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER 68 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,504 * YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD * 69 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,972 * YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD * 70 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,240 * AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD * 71 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:26,311 * WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK * 72 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,580 * WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" * 73 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:30,238 * AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' 74 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:34,418 * OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 75 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:37,488 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA * 76 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:40,588 * IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO * 77 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:43,591 * WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW * 78 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,594 * I OWN THIS DREAM 79 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,627 * 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME 80 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,603 * THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA * 81 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,843 * DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. * 82 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:04,414 Ralphie Hayes here for Yummy Time Dog Food. 83 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:09,015 So good a human can eat it. 84 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,579 Announcer: Warning: Do not eat. 85 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,348 Yummy Time Dog Food is for dogs only. 86 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,486 Yummy. 87 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:16,686 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 88 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,694 THAT GUY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME AT ALL. 89 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:22,026 THIS DOG FOOD IS HORRIBLE. 90 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,702 ( sighs ) WE NEED TO SHOOT THIS VIDEO SOON. 91 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:25,571 I DON'T WANT TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE GUY 92 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,469 WHO LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO SELLS HORRIBLE-TASTING DOG FOOD. 93 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,312 GUESS WHO GOT A JOB AT THE DRY-CLEANER'S? 94 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,682 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR JOB AT THE YO-YO CART? 95 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:38,449 - IT'S A LONG, COMPLICATED STORY. - YOU GOT FIRED. 96 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,379 HUH, I GUESS IT'S NOT THAT LONG OR COMPLICATED. 97 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,823 CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING JACKET 98 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:45,751 I'M BORROWING FROM WORK FOR THE MUSIC VIDEO. 99 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,586 DOESN'T THAT BELONG TO SOMEBODY? 100 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,691 YEAH. SOME BIG BURLY ULTIMATE FIGHTER GUY 101 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,693 NAMED FACEPUNCHER. 102 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,655 FACEPUNCHER? YOU TOOK A JACKET FROM A GUY NAMED FACEPUNCHER? 103 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:55,855 YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO?! 104 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,596 Both: FACEPUNCH! 105 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,701 - ( mimics punch ) - ( groans ) 106 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,804 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. HE'LL NEVER KNOW. 107 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,767 HE'S GONNA PICK THE JACKET UP AT 8:00. 108 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:08,506 WAIT, WHAT DOES THE JACKET HAVE TO DO WITH THE MUSIC VIDEO? 109 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,582 IT'S A LINE IN ALLY'S SONG, 110 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,451 "MY JACKET'S IN THE LOST AND FOUND." 111 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,080 "MY JACKET"? IT SAYS "I LIKE IT." 112 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,845 THE LINE IS "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU HANG AROUND." 113 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,494 "HANG AROUND"? I THOUGHT IT SAID "KANGAROO." 114 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,620 * I LIKE IT WHEN YOU KANGAROO. * 115 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:24,355 WHY WOULD I WRITE "I LIKE IT WHEN YOU KANGAROO"? 116 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,492 LOOK, NOBODY'S ACCUSING YOU OF WRITING GOOD LYRICS. 117 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,627 UH, THOSE AREN'T THE LYRICS. 118 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:31,502 MY HANDWRITING WAS ONLY SLOPPY BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS RUSHING ME. 119 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,802 I WENT TO CALLIGRAPHY CAMP! 120 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,835 BOOK CLUB, CALLIGRAPHY CAMP-- 121 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,670 NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING STUFF UP. 122 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,643 WELL, WHATEVER. 123 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,505 I STILL THINK AUSTIN WEARING A COOL LEATHER JACKET 124 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,654 SINGING WITH A KANGAROO WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME MUSIC VIDEO. 125 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:48,449 I DON'T KNOW. I'M STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT THIS VIDEO. 126 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,422 I THINK WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A BETTER IDEA. 127 00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:52,391 YEAH, IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT. 128 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,890 DID SOMEBODY ORDER A KANGAROO? 129 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:09,538 - OH, HE IS SO CUTE. - ( squishes ) 130 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,670 OH, I JUST STEPPED IN KANGAROO POOP. 131 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:14,936 WHOA WHOA, NOT SO FAST. 132 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:16,775 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT WAS THE KANGAROO. 133 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,710 TRISH WAS IN HERE EARLIER. 134 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:23,677 I WILL SMACK THOSE FRECKLES RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE. 135 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:27,817 SO WHAT'S THIS KANGAROO GONNA DO IN MY VIDEO BESIDES POOP? 136 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,685 WELL, I WAS THINKING HE COULD BE IN THE BAND. 137 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,793 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 138 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,726 HEY, BUDDY, WANNA PLAY SOME GUITAR? 139 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,812 I THINK HE'D RATHER PLAY DRUMS. 140 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:50,441 THE WINDOW! 141 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:51,448 OH, THE JACKET! 142 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,679 - THE DOOR! - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE DOOR? 143 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:56,824 NOTHING. I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST NAMING STUFF IN THE ROOM. 144 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:01,892 NO. THE KANGAROO IS CHEWING FACEPUNCHER'S JACKET! 145 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:06,587 COME ON, LET IT GO. LET IT GO. 146 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:08,597 - LET IT GO. COME ON, KANGAROO. - ( Trish whimpering ) 147 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:11,599 COME ON, LET IT GO, KANGAROO. LET IT GO, LET IT GO. 148 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,232 LET IT GO, LET IT GO. COME ON, COME ON. 149 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,867 COME ON, LET IT GO. LET IT GO! 150 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:19,674 - ( grunting ) - ( Trish gasps ) 151 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:21,707 LET IT GO, LET IT GO. 152 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:24,012 - ( gasps ) - ( splats ) 153 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:27,924 OH-HH, WHAT IS THIS? 154 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,648 - IT'S CARAMEL. - CARAMEL? WHY? 155 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:34,015 I COULDN'T READ ALLY'S HANDWRITING AND I WASN'T SURE IF SHE WROTE "CAMEL" 156 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,624 OR "CARAMEL," SO I JUST GOT THEM BOTH. 157 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:38,787 YOU ORDERED A CAMEL TOO?! 158 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,686 UH, NO-OO. 159 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,628 DID SOMEBODY ORDER A CAMEL? 160 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,534 WE'VE GOT TO FIX THIS MESS BEFORE MY DAD GETS BACK. 161 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,567 WE HAVE TO FIX THE JACKET. FACEPUNCHER'S COMING BACK AT 8:00. 162 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,643 I COULD LOSE MY JOB, WHICH I DON'T CARE ABOUT. 163 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,043 BUT STILL, HE MIGHT FACEPUNCH ME. 164 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,705 AND SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO MOP UP ALL THIS TRISH POOP. 165 00:07:57,745 --> 00:08:01,045 MM, KEEP IT UP AND SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO MOP UP ALL YOUR FRECKLES. 166 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:04,591 MY FRECKLES ARE MY FRIENDS! CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR POOP? 167 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,663 - SO WHAT ABOUT MY VIDEO? - CAN WE WORRY 168 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,019 ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR CAREER FOR ONE MINUTE? 169 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:12,288 I BARELY HAVE A CAREER. 170 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,855 IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN A WHOLE MONTH TO WRITE A NEW SONG, 171 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,595 MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T THINK I'M THE DOG FOOD GUY. 172 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:20,931 HANG ON. ARE YOU ACTUALLY BLAMING ME 173 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,598 BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT AS POPULAR AS YOU USED TO BE? 174 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,267 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 175 00:08:25,305 --> 00:08:27,705 I'M JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE IF YOU'D WRITTEN THE SONG FASTER, 176 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,681 THEN WE'D HAVE-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 177 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,681 NOW THAT I'M SAYING THIS OUT LOUD, 178 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:33,883 I THINK THAT IS WHAT I WAS SAYING. 179 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,684 I CAN'T JUST SPIT OUT A SONG 180 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,047 ANYTIME YOU WANT ME TO. 181 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,915 LYRICS DON'T JUST FLOW OUT OF ME 182 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,623 LIKE A RIVER AFTER A RAIN OF TEARS. 183 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,686 OH, THAT'S GOOD. 184 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,060 HEY, ALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 185 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:51,965 MAYBE YOU SHOULD WRITE THAT SO WE COULD ACTUALLY READ IT THIS TIME. 186 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,839 YEAH, MISS CALLIGRAPHY CAMP. ( laughs ) 187 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,798 HUH. CAN YOU READ THIS? 188 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,707 YES, I CAN, 189 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,609 AND THAT IS NOT A NICE WORD. 190 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,876 ( camel brays ) 191 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,957 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME WAY WE CAN CLEAN THIS JACKET. 192 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,891 YOU WORK AT A DRY-CLEANER'S. 193 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,931 RIGHT! 194 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:26,573 I BET THERE'S SOME SORT OF JACKET-CLEANING MACHINE. 195 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,041 I'D BETTER GO WITH YOU. YOU GUYS WATCH THE STORE. 196 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,611 I'LL CALL MARTIN THE MALL MAINTENANCE MAN TO FIX THE WINDOW. 197 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:36,011 MY DAD SEES THIS MESS, I'M TOAST. 198 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:40,083 AND IF WE DON'T FIX FACEPUNCHER'S JACKET, I'M TOAST. 199 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,623 AND IF WE DON'T GET A GOOD VIDEO UP ON THE SITE SOON, 200 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,950 MY WHOLE CAREER IS TOAST. 201 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,145 ANYONE ELSE CRAVING TOAST RIGHT NOW? 202 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,057 ( dings ) 203 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,060 ( pop music playing ) 204 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,400 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT AUSTIN EXPECTS. 205 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,171 HE DOESN'T APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT I CAN'T SPEND 206 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,000 EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY WRITING SONGS. 207 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:04,095 AND EVEN IF I COULD, IT TAKES TIME TO WRITE A GOOD SONG. 208 00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:07,877 HE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT TRYING TO RUSH YOU DOESN'T HELP ANYTHING. 209 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:10,108 THANKS, TRISH. I KNEW YOU WOULD-- 210 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,613 HURRY UP WITH THE JACKET! WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! 211 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,977 - ( all speak ) - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 212 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,116 I DON'T KNOW. NO, THIS ISN'T THE EAR DOCTOR! 213 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,092 AUSTIN! AUSTIN, LITTLE HELP, PLEASE. 214 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,191 I'M REALLY BUSY. I PROMISED ALLY I'D WATCH THE STORE. 215 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,193 I CAN'T JUST LEAVE A STRANGER IN CHARGE. 216 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:29,429 ( loud crash ) 217 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,202 HEY, STRANGER, YOU'RE IN CHARGE! 218 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,071 I'M COMING, BUDDY! 219 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,212 UGH, I TRIED, LIKE, SEVEN DIFFERENT THINGS. 220 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:44,881 EVERYTHING I USE KEEPS GETTING CARAMELLED TO THE JACKET. 221 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,152 ( whimpers ) 222 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:50,680 THAT'S HIM! THAT'S FACEPUNCHER! ( nervous gibberish ) 223 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:57,121 - I'M HERE FOR MY JACKET. - UH, YOU'RE FACEPUNCHER? 224 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,187 YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A FACEPUNCHER. 225 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:02,896 YOU LOOK LIKE A HAND HOLDER OR A HUG GIVER. 226 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,200 - ( growls ) - NO HUG. 227 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:09,242 UH, YOU'RE EARLY. THE JACKET'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READY UNTIL 8:00. 228 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:12,109 NO. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE READY NOW. 229 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,179 - ( slams ) - ( gasps ) 230 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,478 OH, LOOK AT THAT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 231 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:21,250 I MISREAD THE TICKET. IT'S 'CAUSE I'M A HORRIBLE EMPLOYEE. ASK ANYBODY. 232 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,481 ACTUALLY, SHE WOULDN'T BE THAT BAD IF SHE JUST APPLIED HERSELF. 233 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,716 - ALLY! - SHE IS THE WORST! 234 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,193 I'LL BE BACK AT 8:00. 235 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,731 AND IT BETTER BE READY 'CAUSE MAD DOG'S GONNA BE WITH ME, 236 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:35,899 AND MAD DOG HATES WAITING. 237 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,725 OOH, THAT WAS CLOSE. 238 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:43,238 CLOSE? HE'LL BE BACK IN A FEW HOURS. 239 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,210 AND HE'S BRINGING MAD DOG WITH HIM. 240 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,238 OH RIGHT. ( stutters ) 241 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,284 MAYBE THIS SUPER-DUPER WASHING MACHINE WILL DO THE TRICK. 242 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,309 - DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING? - OF COURSE NOT. 243 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,722 - I'M TRYING. - YOU CAN DO IT. 244 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,149 ( bell dings ) 245 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,187 I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 246 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:10,126 - YOU SEE THE KANGAROO TOO, RIGHT? - UH-HUH. 247 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,804 ( both sigh ) 248 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:18,836 ( pop music playing ) 249 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,792 - YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED! - THE KANGAROO RAN AWAY. 250 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,819 MAN, YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS GAME. 251 00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:36,324 HOW COULD YOU LOSE A KANGAROO?! 252 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,156 I WAS ATTACHING A CAMERA TO ITS POUCH 253 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,191 WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON ITS TAIL 254 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,057 AND WOKE HIM UP FROM A DEEP DARK SLEEP, 255 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,755 AND THEN FOR NO REASON HE JUST FREAKED OUT. 256 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,235 WHY WOULD YOU ATTACH A CAMERA TO A KANGAROO? 257 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,268 BECAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE AN AWESOME VIDEO. 258 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,973 ARE ME AND DEZ THE ONLY ONES WHO CARE ABOUT MY CAREER ANYMORE? 259 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,576 I CARE ABOUT YOUR CAREER. I'M JUST NOT GONNA OVERREACT 260 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:56,938 BECAUSE ONE PERSON DIDN'T KNOW WHO YOU WERE. 261 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:01,547 HEY, ALLY, I'M HERE TO-- WHOA, IT'S RALPHIE HAYES THE DOG FOOD GUY! 262 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,181 I'M NOT THE DOG FOOD GUY. 263 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,263 HEY, MARTIN, CAN YOU FIX THE WINDOW BEFORE MY DAD GETS BACK? 264 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,288 NO PROBLEM, I FIX A LOT OF-- WHOA, THIS THING IS REALLY BROKEN! 265 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:15,364 YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. THIS IS BAD! THIS IS BAD! 266 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,197 CALM DOWN, MARTIN. 267 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,271 HOW MUCH IS IT GOING TO COST? 268 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,099 UH, PROBABLY NOT-- WHOA, THIS IS GONNA COST A LOT! 269 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,365 THAT'S DOUBLE-PANED GLASS. I GOTTA GET IT CUSTOM BUILT, 270 00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,374 THEN I GOTTA PICK IT UP AND IT'S SO HARD TO FIND PARKING. 271 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,176 AND THE PLACE DOESN'T EVEN OPEN UNTIL-- 272 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,178 ( shouts ) HOW MUCH IS IT GOING TO COST? 273 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:35,381 IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. 274 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,315 WHOA, THIS IS BAD! THIS IS BAD! 275 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,285 ( sighs ) I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MESS TO BE OVER 276 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,394 SO WE CAN GET BACK TO SHOOTING MY VIDEO. 277 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:50,096 SOME LADY JUST MADE ME TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER DOG. 278 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,630 I HOPE YOU CHARGED HER $500 FOR IT 279 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,034 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE NEED TO FIX THE WINDOW. 280 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,239 DEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 281 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:02,311 LEAVING A TRAIL OF MANGOS, CROUTONS AND FISH STICKS. 282 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,612 EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS IS HOW YOU ATTRACT KANGAROOS. 283 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,254 ( hoofbeats approach ) 284 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,091 NO, WAIT, THAT'S HOW YOU ATTRACT A LLAMA. 285 00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:18,292 HANG ON. THE KANGAROO'S GOT YOUR VIDEO CAMERA, RIGHT? 286 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,285 ISN'T IT SYNCED TO OUR COMPUTERS? 287 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,127 YES! WE CAN WATCH THE LIVE VIDEO FEED 288 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,662 AND SEE WHERE THE KANGAROO IS. 289 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,296 YEAH. 290 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,035 - ( screaming ) - Whoa! 291 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:34,911 - Man: Run! Run! - ( screaming ) 292 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,912 - Man: Whoa, look out! - Man 2: Whoa! 293 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,314 - ( screams ) - THAT'S BY THE FOOD COURT! 294 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,116 HERE I COME, KANGAROO! 295 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:50,324 GUESS WHO JUST SOLVED ALL OUR PROBLEMS? 296 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:51,687 - YOU DID? - YEP. 297 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,264 MAN, ALLY, HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME? 298 00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:56,932 HERE'S THE DEAL: 299 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:58,304 AN HOUR FROM NOW, 300 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,101 AUSTIN IS GONNA PERFORM A CONCERT IN THE STORE. 301 00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:03,203 I'VE PRE-SOLD 100 TICKETS AT SIX BUCKS APIECE. 302 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,336 HERE'S 500 BUCKS. 303 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,241 THAT SHOULD BE $600. 304 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,483 WHAT? I NEEDED A NEW PURSE TO CARRY ALL THE MONEY IN. 305 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:12,949 WELL, THIS IS GREAT. NOW WE CAN FIX THE WINDOW! 306 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,450 SERIOUSLY? 100 PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE ME? 307 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,152 - YEP! SEVEN BUCKS APIECE. - YOU SAID SIX. 308 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,945 SO WHAT? I'M GONNA GET A NEW PURSE AND NOT GET NEW SHOES TO MATCH? 309 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:24,088 - I MEAN COME ON. - CUTE. 310 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:28,204 THIS IS AWESOME! AND I THOUGHT NOBODY KNEW WHO I WAS ANYMORE. 311 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:31,058 TAKE THAT, DOG FOOD GUY! WHOO! 312 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,069 THIS IS INCREDIBLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THOSE PEOPLE 313 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,002 BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE AUSTIN PERFORM. 314 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,367 ( high-pitched ) WELL-LL... 315 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:41,366 - ( giggles ) - UH-OH, 316 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,438 THAT WAS A LONG "WELL." WHAT DID YOU DO? 317 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:44,236 ( high-pitched ) WELL-LL-- 318 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,977 SORRY. EVERYONE'S ACTUALLY COMING 319 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,515 TO GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE KANGAROO. 320 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,189 AUSTIN'S MORE LIKE THE UNANNOUNCED OPENING ACT. 321 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,319 WHAT? IF HE FINDS OUT, IT'LL CRUSH HIM. 322 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,315 YOU SAW HOW EXCITED HE WAS. 323 00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,087 THEN I GUESS HE CAN'T FIND OUT. 324 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,466 YOU SEE THE LLAMA TOO, RIGHT? 325 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,508 ( pop music playing ) 326 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,539 ( laughing ) 327 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,108 OH, THIS IS THE BEST SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN! 328 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,178 - WHAT IS IT? - IT'S CALLED 329 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,286 "DEZ GETS HIS BUTT KICKED BY A KANGAROO." 330 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,593 - ( laughing continues ) - ( groaning ) 331 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,557 OH. OOH! OUCH! 332 00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:36,062 OH, THAT IS NOT A PLACE YOU WANT A KANGAROO TO KICK YOU. 333 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,526 OOH. 334 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,534 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 335 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,096 I'M WRITING SOME NEW LYRICS FOR AUSTIN'S SONG. 336 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:45,165 SINCE PEOPLE ARE COMING TO SEE THE KANGAROO AND NOT HIM, 337 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,305 I WANNA HELP AUSTIN GIVE THE BEST PERFORMANCE HE CAN. 338 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,540 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE KANGAROO, ARE YOU? 339 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,776 - WELL-LL-- - ALLY! 340 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,482 NO. I'M-- I'M JUST TORN BECAUSE I HATE LYING TO PEOPLE, 341 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,245 BUT I KNOW HOW MUCH IT'LL HURT AUSTIN TO KNOW THE TRUTH. 342 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,585 I'M TORN TOO. 343 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,460 I NEED DEZ TO GET THE KANGAROO BACK HERE, 344 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,630 - BUT I NEVER WANT THIS TO END. - ( kicking continues ) 345 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,161 OUCH! THAT ONE'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK. 346 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,328 THAT ONE WILL LEAVE A MARK. OH. 347 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,596 * OH, 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT * 348 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,806 * NEVER PUT MY HEAD DOWN * 349 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,838 * TURN IT UP AND-- 350 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,343 HEY, ALLY. JUST PRACTICING FOR THE SHOW. 351 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,206 THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE COMING TO SEE ME. 352 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:28,815 ( chuckling nervously ) YEAH, COMING TO SEE YOU-- ONLY YOU, 353 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,318 NOT AN ANIMAL FROM AUSTRALIA. 354 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:35,315 WHY WOULD I SAY THAT? 355 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,485 HERE, I WROTE SOME NEW LYRICS. 356 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,185 I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE THE BEST SHOW YOU CAN 357 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,297 SINCE PEOPLE AREN'T REALLY COMING TO SEE YOU... 358 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,330 PERFORM A BAD SHOW. 359 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,399 WHICH YOU WON'T. GOTTA GO! 360 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:51,235 ( laughs ) WAIT. 361 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,341 I'M SORRY ABOUT GIVING YOU A HARD TIME ABOUT THE SONG. 362 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,543 I WAS JUST NERVOUS THAT MAYBE NO ONE KNEW WHO I WAS ANYMORE, 363 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,246 BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT'S NOT THE CASE. 364 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:01,148 DEFINITELY NOT THE CASE. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. GOTTA GO. 365 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,653 FINALLY I GOT THE KANGAROO. 366 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,416 THAT WAS NOT EASY. 367 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:14,630 NOW PEOPLE CAN FINALLY SEE WHO THEY CAME FOR. 368 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,901 - YOU! - ( girls laugh nervously ) 369 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,229 GOTTA GO. 370 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,396 ( pop music playing ) 371 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:27,165 WHAT'S UP, EVERYBODY?! WHOO! 372 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,252 EXCUSE ME, SIR. THANKS FOR COMING OUT. 373 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,582 - WHERE'S THE KANGAROO?! - Crowd: YEAH. 374 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,487 OH, WE CAUGHT HIM. HE'S UPSTAIRS. 375 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,919 THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. HE'S ALL GOOD. 376 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,563 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS A NEW SONG. 377 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,189 IT'S CALLED "A BILLION HITS" AND I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT. 378 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,725 ( pop music playing ) 379 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,272 * DIDN'T GO NOWHERE, NEVER LEFT, UNH! * 380 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,442 * YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS GONE GONE GONE GONE GONE * 381 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,342 * I HEARD YOU TALKING LIKE I LOST MY SWAGGER * 382 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,645 * SAID I WAS OVER YOU, WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG * 383 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:09,348 * I'M ALWAYS IMPROVING, ALWAYS ON THE MOVE AND * 384 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,692 * WORKING ON MY FLOW TO TAKE IT TO THE STUDIO * 385 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,719 * THIS IS NOT A COMEBACK, FOLLOWING MY OWN PATH * 386 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,685 * LAYING DOWN THE PHAT TRACKS * 387 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,734 - * I'M A MUSIC MANIAC... - ( all cheering ) 388 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,360 * I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT * 389 00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,326 * NEVER PUT MY HEAD DOWN * 390 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,725 * TUR-TURN IT UP NOW 391 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,366 * YEAH, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO FAKE IT * 392 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,943 * IF I KEEP ON WORKING IT * 393 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,971 * A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET * 394 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,476 * WHOA OH OH OH 395 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,208 * THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET * 396 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,214 * WHOA OH OH OH 397 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:40,606 * THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA GET * 398 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:44,247 * YEAH, 'CAUSE I KNOW THAT I'LL MAKE IT * 399 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,754 * OVERLOAD THE INTERNET 400 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:47,645 * A BILLION HITS IS WHAT I'LL GET. * 401 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,757 ( all cheering ) 402 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,626 ( all chanting ) AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN, AUSTIN... 403 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,969 - Ally: THIS IS SO AWESOME. - Trish: OH, THIS IS GREAT. 404 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,743 SEE, THIS FOOTAGE IS SICK. 405 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,972 I CAN TOTALLY CUT THIS TOGETHER INTO A GREAT LIVE VIDEO 406 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,407 FOR THE NEW SONG AND HAVE IT UP ON THE WEBSITE TONIGHT. 407 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,013 - AWESOME! - THAT'S GREAT! 408 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,384 OH, YOU REALLY WON ALL THOSE PEOPLE OVER. 409 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:19,385 THEY CAME FOR THE KANGAROO, BUT THEY STAYED FOR THE MOON. 410 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,419 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 411 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,792 THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT TELL ME SECRETS. 412 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:28,664 UM, UH, THOSE PEOPLE WEREN'T EXACTLY THERE TO SEE YOU. 413 00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,655 THEY WERE THERE TO GET THEIR PICTURE TAKEN WITH THE KANGAROO. 414 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:34,698 SO THOSE PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHO I WAS? 415 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,674 UH, BUT THEY DO NOW, AND THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS. 416 00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:40,414 OKAY, I'M COOL WITH THAT. 417 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,810 AS LONG AS YOU KEEP PERFORMING LIKE THAT, 418 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,711 THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AUSTIN MOON FANS. 419 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,683 THANKS. BUT AS LONG AS YOU KEEP WRITING SONGS LIKE THAT, 420 00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,553 I'LL ALWAYS BE AN ALLY DAWSON FAN. 421 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,551 - THANKS. - BUT PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WAIT 422 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,423 ANOTHER MONTH FOR A NEW SONG. 423 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,622 OH, FINE, READ THIS FOR MY BOOK CLUB 424 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,564 AND TELL ME WHAT IT'S ABOUT. 425 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,730 I CAN WAIT A MONTH. 426 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,833 UH, GUYS. 427 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,833 WAIT, THE JACKET-- IT LOOKS DIFFERENT. 428 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,835 YEAH, 'CAUSE IT SHRUNK AND IT IS PINK! 429 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,698 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 430 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,412 - HEY! WHERE'S MY JACKET? - ( all gasp ) 431 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,842 IT BETTER BE READY. MAD DOG'S WAITING, 432 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,807 AND MAD DOG HATES TO WAIT. 433 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,475 ( chuckles nervously ) HERE YOU GO. 434 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,417 THAT WILL BE $6... 435 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,564 OR FREE. 436 00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,489 OH, MY JACKET! 437 00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,855 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CHAMPIONSHIP JACKET? 438 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:37,364 YEAH, I COULDN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT EITHER. 439 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,431 - WHOA! - MR. FACEPUNCHER? 440 00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:43,474 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 441 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,743 MY FRIENDS WERE JUST TRYING TO HELP ME OUT, AND IF YOU'RE GONNA PUNCH 442 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,842 ANYONE IN THE FACE, IT SHOULD PROBABLY BE ME. 443 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,775 THOUGH I KIND OF NEED MY FACE, SO IF YOU COULD PUNCH ME IN THE SHOULDER, 444 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,881 THE FOOT, THE HIP OR EVEN PULL MY HAIR-- 445 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:58,794 - HOW ABOUT I PUNCH YOU IN ALL OF THE ABOVE? - DADDY, HURRY UP. 446 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,548 YOU KNOW I HATE WAITING. 447 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,861 HANG ON A SEC, MAD DOG. 448 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:05,630 DADDY HAS A SITUATION. 449 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,428 THAT'S MAD DOG? 450 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:08,900 IS THAT FOR ME? 451 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:11,899 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I LOVE IT! 452 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:16,141 YOU'RE THE BEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER! 453 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,668 I KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT, PUMPKIN. 454 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:25,578 NO WAY! YOU'RE AUSTIN MOON! 455 00:22:25,612 --> 00:22:27,782 ( laughs ) 456 00:22:27,814 --> 00:22:29,754 CAN YOU AUTOGRAPH MY JACKET? 457 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,952 OF COURSE. 458 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:33,919 OH. 459 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,586 - THERE YOU GO. - THANKS, AUSTIN. 460 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:42,796 - NO PROBLEM. - HEY, AREN'T YOU THE GUY 461 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:46,429 - THAT ATE THE 20-LB HAMBURGER? - WHY, YES I AM! 462 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:54,871 - I DIDN'T ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. - UH-OH. 463 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,649 BEAT HIM UP FAST, DADDY. YOU KNOW I HATE WAITING. 464 00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:08,893 ALLY, I'M HOME FROM THE ACCORDION CONVEN-- 465 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:14,431 OH! OH, WHY IS THERE A KANGAROOEY-POOEY 466 00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:16,461 IN MY ROOM? HEY. ( shrieking ) 467 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,796 NO MORE! NO! STOP! STOP! 468 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,771 DOWN! MAD KANGAROO ATTACK! 469 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,740 ( kids laughing ) 470 00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,983 HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THAT? 471 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,978 TILL IT STOPS BEING FUNNY. 472 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,710 All: OH! 473 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,876 AW. 36343

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