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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.45,0:00:16.54,Default,,0,0,0,,In this world, there are humans,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.54,0:00:21.20,Default,,0,0,0,,elves, fairies, beastmen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.20,0:00:25.91,Default,,0,0,0,,monsters, spirits, angels, and demons.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.33,0:00:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.16,0:00:46.37,Default,,0,0,0,,As such, this wonderful worldNabound with diversity...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.66,0:00:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Come again, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.25,0:00:51.37,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.37,0:00:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mere, handsome!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:55.29,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.29,0:00:56.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"The Arachne's Web"N...is, naturally, abound withNa diverse selection of brothels.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.29,0:00:57.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Fairy Nectar"N...is, naturally, abound withNa diverse selection of brothels.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.29,0:00:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Dairy Farm"N...is, naturally, abound withNa diverse selection of brothels.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.29,0:01:01.12,Default,,0,0,0,,...is, naturally, abound withNa diverse selection of brothels.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.12,0:01:06.62,Default,,0,0,0,,The girls who work at said brothelsNare called "succu-girls."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.62,0:01:09.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The law allows succubi to pursueNthis occupation by law purely on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.50,0:01:11.16,Default,,0,0,0,,the basis of their species.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.08,0:01:14.54,Default,,0,0,0,,There are plenty who don't lookNmuch like succubi at all,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.54,0:01:18.08,Default,,0,0,0,,but nearly everyone has succubus blood in themNif their line is traced back far enough,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.08,0:01:21.12,Default,,0,0,0,,or so the convenient line of logic goes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.25,0:01:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, let's set aside the niceties for now:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.95,0:01:26.37,Default,,0,0,0,,All creatures are bound by their instincts,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.37,0:01:30.83,Default,,0,0,0,,"The Elven Inn"Nand as such, the Succubus District is,Nonce again, bustling with customers.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.20,0:01:34.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you so much for coming today.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.33,0:01:37.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Come again soon, Stunkie!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.66,0:01:39.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, I'll be back.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.04,0:01:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,"Stunk (Adventurer)"NMan, elves really are the best!NThey're all young and hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.37,0:01:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yo, Stunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.12,0:01:56.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Zel.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.58,0:01:58.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, did you seriously justNsleep with that elf just now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.20,0:02:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Zel (Elf)"NDude, did you seriously justNsleep with that elf just now?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.70,0:02:03.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hell yeah, it was awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.41,0:02:05.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You've gotta be kidding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.08,0:02:06.95,Default,,0,0,0,,She's over 500 years old!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.95,0:02:08.00,Default,,0,0,0,,So?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:11.12,Default,,0,0,0,,She's, like, an old hag!NI can't believe you can sleep with that!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.12,0:02:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,She looks young, and she's pretty damn cuteNto a human like me, so I've got no complaints.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.75,0:02:19.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? What about that is cute?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.37,0:02:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,I seriously don't get you humans.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.62,0:02:24.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, my!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.33,0:02:26.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that my little Zel-Zel?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.83,0:02:29.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Mitsue-{i1}san{i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.87,0:02:33.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't seen you in ages!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.12,0:02:35.08,Default,,0,0,0,,You really should come--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.08,0:02:39.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ages? C'mon, we had some funNtogether just three months ago!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.45,0:02:44.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you know three monthsNis ages to a human!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.87,0:02:47.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Well then, why don't we goNhave some fun later tonight?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.54,0:02:49.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Really? That sounds wonderful!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.87,0:02:52.54,Default,,0,0,0,,We can spend all night together.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.54,0:02:54.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll be waiting.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.25,0:02:58.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I can hardly stand the wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.79,0:03:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, nothing beats humans.NNone of 'em are over a hundred.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.58,0:04:35.95,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Interspecies Reviewers"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:37.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Ale 'n Eats"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.41,0:04:40.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Meidri, can I get a refill?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.87,0:04:42.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, coming right up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.79,0:04:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, your taste in womenNis just plain weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.79,0:04:53.33,Default,,0,0,0,,No way! Like I've said for a whole century,Nit's humans who have the weirdest taste!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.33,0:04:56.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Elves are cute no matter how old they are.NWhat don't you like about 'em?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.87,0:04:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Their mana's old and rotten!NHow do you not know that?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.54,0:05:01.58,Default,,0,0,0,,The hell?! How am I supposedNto know about their mana?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.58,0:05:02.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You just are!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.70,0:05:03.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Excuse me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.12,0:05:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, if you're gonna be this damn stubborn,Nwe'll settle it once and for all!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.87,0:05:10.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Brooz! Kanchal!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.25,0:05:13.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Kanchal (Halfling)"N"Brooz (Beastman)"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.08,0:05:16.70,Default,,0,0,0,,You guys go out toNthe Succubus District every night, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.45,0:05:20.04,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Hey, moron!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.04,0:05:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't shout it out!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.50,0:05:23.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Shut it! Who cares about that crap?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.79,0:05:27.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Right now, I need youNto write a review! With numbers!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.91,0:05:29.16,Default,,0,0,0,,A review?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.16,0:05:30.95,Default,,0,0,0,,--With numbers?N--Yup!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.95,0:05:36.16,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll be reviewing a 500-year-old elfNversus a 50-year-old human succu-girl.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.16,0:05:37.37,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.83,0:05:42.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This'll bring the truth to light:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.50,0:05:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,that a 500-year-old elf is way better!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.91,0:05:46.41,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna read 'em and weep!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.41,0:05:48.50,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno about that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.50,0:05:50.20,Default,,0,0,0,,--Here.N--I'm all done.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.20,0:05:51.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.04,0:06:00.25,Default,,0,0,0,,With their exquisite beauty, elves truly areNthe finest women of all the species!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.25,0:06:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,A 500-year-old elf woman might sound old,Nbut she looks young and hot,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.45,0:06:05.50,Default,,0,0,0,,so who cares about her age?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.50,0:06:07.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm givin' her a 9 out of 10 points!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.20,0:06:13.25,Default,,0,0,0,,A 50-year-old succu-girl'sNgot lots of experience, so yeah,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.25,0:06:16.62,Default,,0,0,0,,she can get me to finish,Nbut I ain't that thrilled about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.33,0:06:21.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No freakin' way! A 500-year-old elfNis way older than my mom!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.62,0:06:23.08,Default,,0,0,0,,There's no way I could fuck that!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.08,0:06:24.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Have a little class!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.54,0:06:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Fifty-year-old human girls are supposedly "old,"
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.12,0:06:31.20,Default,,0,0,0,,but the life force inside of themNis so rich and hearty,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.20,0:06:34.75,Default,,0,0,0,,and they're real good at what they do!NHow can you not like that?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.54,0:06:42.25,Default,,0,0,0,,They might look cute, but a 500-year-old elfNsmells old and stale, kind of like mulch.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.25,0:06:44.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Smell is real important, you know!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.16,0:06:50.08,Default,,0,0,0,,If you look at them like they'reNa plump orc girl, they're pretty damn cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.08,0:06:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,And they're way softer than an orc girl.NSuffice it to say, I like 'em.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.70,0:06:57.16,Default,,0,0,0,,That's basically an old hag...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.16,0:07:01.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I like elves, but they can get to beN800 years old, so, y'know...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.41,0:07:03.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, but I'd pass on this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.75,0:07:06.50,Default,,0,0,0,,This one's an old hag, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.50,0:07:08.25,Default,,0,0,0,,I'd pass on her, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.25,0:07:11.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, she's better than the elf, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.45,0:07:14.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I see, I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.66,0:07:16.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.16,0:07:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Not surprised.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.58,0:07:18.91,Default,,0,0,0,,That's about right.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.91,0:07:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"500-year-old Elf:NThat's basically an old hag..."NSee, you're the only oneNwho rated the elf higher.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.95,0:07:23.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Really?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.95,0:07:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, I've gotta go see Mitsue-{i1}san{i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.04,0:07:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,See ya!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.20,0:07:33.41,Default,,0,0,0,,I said it yesterday and I'll say it again,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.41,0:07:36.04,Default,,0,0,0,,your taste in women is damn weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:36.04,0:07:39.50,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon now, the reviews didn't lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.50,0:07:41.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You're the weird one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.62,0:07:44.50,Default,,0,0,0,,You get your taste in women from your old man?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.50,0:07:46.33,Default,,0,0,0,,My old man, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.33,0:07:48.87,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess we share somethin' in common.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.87,0:07:53.54,Default,,0,0,0,,He was a real bastard,Nbut he did like his harems.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.54,0:07:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not like your taste at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.45,0:07:57.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm telling you, you like the weirdest shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.75,0:07:59.20,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, the weird thing is--
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.41,0:08:52.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Get 'em, Stunk!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.83,0:08:53.83,Default,,0,0,0,,On it!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.25,0:09:21.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, you all right, kid?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.70,0:09:27.83,Default,,0,0,0,,You an angel? Never seen one of you before.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.25,0:09:33.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Damn, same here,Nand I've been around over 200 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.54,0:09:35.66,Default,,0,0,0,,They're pretty rare.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.66,0:09:37.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Right then, you take care.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:37.58,0:09:40.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? P-Please, wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.95,0:09:45.33,Default,,0,0,0,,You seem to be adventurers,Nand quite skilled ones, at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.33,0:09:49.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Would it be all right if I traveledNby your side for a while?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.75,0:09:56.62,Default,,0,0,0,,You see, because my angel halo broke,NI can't use my powers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.62,0:09:59.54,Default,,0,0,0,,More importantly, it meansNI can't go back to Heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.54,0:10:01.79,Default,,0,0,0,,So while I wait for it to heal...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.12,0:10:05.66,Default,,0,0,0,,I know it's a selfish thing to ask, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.79,0:10:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,You can go back to HeavenNwhen your halo heals up, is that it?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.91,0:10:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Y-Yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.66,0:10:22.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay! When it heals up,Nyou take us to Heaven,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.62,0:10:26.12,Default,,0,0,0,,but until then, we'll help you as best we can!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.12,0:10:31.54,Default,,0,0,0,,R-Really? Thank you so much, truly, thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.54,0:10:33.50,Default,,0,0,0,,But why do you want to go to Heaven?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.91,0:10:38.66,Default,,0,0,0,,We're just dying to know...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.66,0:10:40.95,Default,,0,0,0,,...if they've got brothels in Heaven.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.83,0:10:45.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.62,0:10:49.91,Default,,0,0,0,,--You see, we're on a fantastic journey...N--...to have sex withNevery type of girl out there!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.91,0:10:50.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Be it jungle!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:50.95,0:10:52.20,Default,,0,0,0,,The sea!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.20,0:10:53.50,Default,,0,0,0,,The desert!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:53.50,0:10:54.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The snowiest peaks!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.79,0:10:56.00,Default,,0,0,0,,The deepest dungeons!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.00,0:10:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,High and low, near and far,Nwe set forth for adventure!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.87,0:11:01.83,Default,,0,0,0,,And if there are cute girlsNto be found there...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.83,0:11:04.70,Default,,0,0,0,,...through Heaven and Hell,Nwe'll come for them!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.70,0:11:06.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.25,0:11:08.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, man, I'm so excited!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.29,0:11:11.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, the day I get to have sex with an angel,NI'll know I'm truly in Paradise,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.41,0:11:13.87,Default,,0,0,0,,every meaning of it!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.87,0:11:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Going to Heaven...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.58,0:11:17.66,Default,,0,0,0,,More like coming to Heaven!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.66,0:11:20.75,Default,,0,0,0,,You never know, maybe GodNherself is workin' up there!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.75,0:11:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,{i1}Oh my God{i0}! Dream big!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:22.75,0:11:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Long live our sexy utopia!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.54,0:11:29.83,Default,,0,0,0,,I... I feel like I've asked for help fromNsome extremely dubious folks...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.83,0:11:31.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.25,0:11:34.12,Default,,0,0,0,,You're a guy... right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.12,0:11:36.45,Default,,0,0,0,,You've done it with a bunch ofNangel ladies then, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.37,0:11:41.00,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I'm a boy! Of course I am!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:41.00,0:11:44.54,Default,,0,0,0,,L-Look, I've got a bulge, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.54,0:11:46.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.45,0:11:48.79,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, let's get on our way to town, yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.58,0:11:52.75,Default,,0,0,0,,I actually have both,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:52.75,0:11:55.45,Default,,0,0,0,,but if I told them that,Nthey might try something funny with me...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:55.45,0:11:59.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, hey, since you're here,Nwe'll treat ya, kiddo.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.41,0:12:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Treat me? To dinner?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.37,0:12:05.62,Default,,0,0,0,,No, man, to a succu-girl! C'mon, let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:05.62,0:12:07.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:07.08,0:12:09.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{i1}What{i0}?!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.16,0:12:12.08,Default,,0,0,0,,No, no, no, no, hold on, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.08,0:12:15.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never been to that sort ofNestablishment, let alone done it!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.58,0:12:17.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, so it's your first time?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.33,0:12:19.29,Default,,0,0,0,,All the more reason to treat ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:20.83,0:12:22.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.50,0:12:30.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Um, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.54,0:12:33.29,Default,,0,0,0,,I was under the assumption thatNsuch lascivious behavior was, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.29,0:12:35.70,Default,,0,0,0,,...frowned upon, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.70,0:12:37.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.37,0:12:39.41,Default,,0,0,0,,We're here.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.79,0:12:43.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"Meow Meow Paradise"NIt's been a hot minute sinceNI've been to Meow Meow Paradise.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.54,0:12:47.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Meow Meow Paradise"N"Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes"NI'm gonna ask for Mokko,Nso don't you dare steal her, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.00,0:12:50.83,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Meow Meow Paradise"N"Mew Mew Course - 40 minutes"NI won't.NI like Karuru, y'know.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.83,0:12:52.12,Default,,0,0,0,,'Sup, ladies?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.12,0:12:56.08,Default,,0,0,0,,U-Uhh, actually, uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.08,0:12:58.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Welco-meow!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.95,0:13:02.37,Default,,0,0,0,,--I'll have Karuru, he'll take Mokko,N--First of all, I'm an angel, so...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.37,0:13:05.37,Default,,0,0,0,,--and it's his first time, so findNhim someone nice, yeah?N--...I don't think I should beNsomewhere like...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.37,0:13:08.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds purr-fect. Let's see...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.37,0:13:12.00,Default,,0,0,0,,And honestly, I think you should doNsomething like this w-with the one you love...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.66,0:13:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,U-Uh, I...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.25,0:13:20.54,Default,,0,0,0,,I've never been with an angel before.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.54,0:13:23.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This your first timeNcoming to a place like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.12,0:13:25.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.16,0:13:28.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, uh, I don't know what to do...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.12,0:13:30.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I'm not...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.20,0:13:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Wanna take a shower?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.58,0:13:38.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Just let this kitten take care of you, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.95,0:13:40.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.62,0:13:45.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank mew very much!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.66,0:13:47.04,Default,,0,0,0,,Come again soon!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.04,0:13:50.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, catgirls are awesome!NThey're so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.58,0:13:53.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, humans really love cat ears, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.91,0:13:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Right then, where to next?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.91,0:13:59.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Somewhere with girls we've never tried before.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.29,0:14:01.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, let's take a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.75,0:14:04.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, boy... I've really done it...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.50,0:14:07.41,Default,,0,0,0,,In every meaning of the word...NI've done it all...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.41,0:14:08.87,Default,,0,0,0,,All in one go...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.87,0:14:11.79,Default,,0,0,0,,The party was joined by a pure,Nundefiled angel...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.79,0:14:14.16,Default,,0,0,0,,...whom was immediately defiled.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.33,0:14:14.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Ale 'n Eats"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.87,0:14:20.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Ale 'n Eats"NLater, Stunk introduced Crim to the Ale 'n EatsNwhere they started working.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.41,0:14:24.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you for waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.83,0:14:26.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks, Crim!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.91,0:14:31.70,Default,,0,0,0,,This is a bulletin board for adventurers.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.70,0:14:35.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Here, patrons can post rare and helpfulNinformation they've learned on their adventures.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.62,0:14:38.16,Default,,0,0,0,,This not only helps adventurersNmake a name for themselves,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.16,0:14:42.70,Default,,0,0,0,,but earn some cash, too, as valuable bulletinsNare sold to be posted in other establishments.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.62,0:14:52.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Stunk gave 'em a seven,NZel was a six, Samtahn said eight...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.25,0:14:54.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone gave 'em high scores.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.29,0:14:56.20,Default,,0,0,0,,"Pop a tent-acle with a Dagon!"NSlippery and slimy...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:56.20,0:14:58.58,Default,,0,0,0,,"The Pinnacle of Passion"...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.33,0:15:03.83,Default,,0,0,0,,"Wonder if it's a problem ofNphysical compatibility..."NKanchal's review's off. A four?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.04,0:15:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,"The squirming tentacles were way too heavy.NI felt like I was being tied up and tortured."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.29,0:15:13.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.12,0:15:17.12,Default,,0,0,0,,This hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.12,0:15:19.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You're gonna--you're gonna peel it off!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.79,0:15:22.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, are you listening to me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.41,0:15:24.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Ow! This really hurts!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.75,0:15:26.58,Default,,0,0,0,,And you're being too rough!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.58,0:15:28.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, could you please listen to--
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.16,0:15:34.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"As someone who enjoysNbeing delicately toyed with,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.29,0:15:37.87,Default,,0,0,0,,much like a master thief disabling traps,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.87,0:15:41.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I can say that this type of sexNwas not for me. Hard pass."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.20,0:15:42.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Incredibly good to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.95,0:15:45.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, aren't you still a virgin?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.37,0:15:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm merely collecting informationNto aid me when the promised time comes.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.16,0:15:52.37,Default,,0,0,0,,Ooh, wonder if they'll go toNan underwater shrine next?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.37,0:15:56.91,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Meidri, you gotNback issues of Stunk's reviews?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.95,0:16:02.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's hit up a place whereNthe girls've got tons of mana.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.29,0:16:03.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Look, you know I don't know what--
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.58,0:16:05.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Stunk and Zel.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.75,0:16:07.66,Default,,0,0,0,,This is for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:07.66,0:16:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,--What's this about?N--Your pay for the article you posted.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.04,0:16:14.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Everyone's taking a copy.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.12,0:16:15.75,Default,,0,0,0,,God, men are the worst.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.75,0:16:18.16,Default,,0,0,0,,I had no idea that littleNopinion piece would earn us gold.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.12,0:16:21.50,Default,,0,0,0,,And a whole pile of it, at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.50,0:16:23.66,Default,,0,0,0,,What're you gonna do with all that money?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.66,0:16:25.04,Default,,0,0,0,,What are we gonna do with it?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.04,0:16:27.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You know what we're gonna do with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.04,0:16:30.08,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna go review a new species!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.08,0:16:31.50,Default,,0,0,0,,It's our job, after all!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.50,0:16:32.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Yep, it's hard work!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.75,0:16:35.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's figure outNwhere we're headed to next!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:35.50,0:16:37.79,Default,,0,0,0,,I heard a mermaid jointNopened up, how's that sound?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.79,0:16:42.62,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, we just did a dagon.NCan we go for something non-aquatic?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.62,0:16:45.25,Default,,0,0,0,,You categorize them by type? Woof.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.25,0:16:46.70,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Crim.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:46.70,0:16:49.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes, would you like to order something?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:49.16,0:16:53.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You get paid for your work hereNsoon, right? Wanna come with?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.66,0:16:55.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? Come where?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.04,0:16:59.12,Default,,0,0,0,,U-Uh, actually...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.12,0:17:01.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You have to take a load off sometime, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:01.29,0:17:03.08,Default,,0,0,0,,More like bust out a load, am I right?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.70,0:17:09.08,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, no, thank you--that's so gross, ew.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.08,0:17:10.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Keep it to yourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.66,0:17:12.62,Default,,0,0,0,,What's that, Meidri, dear?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:12.62,0:17:14.00,Default,,0,0,0,,You jealous?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.00,0:17:17.58,Default,,0,0,0,,If so, I can give you a private review tonight--
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.16,0:17:25.54,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, Stunk, Zel, and Crim set forthNon a quest to find a new species to review
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.54,0:17:28.25,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Ale 'n Eats"N"Two Weeks Later"Nand two weeks passed.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:28.66,0:17:31.91,Default,,0,0,0,,I haven't seen Stunk and Zel around lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.91,0:17:34.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Just how far did they go to get it on?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.50,0:17:36.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's been two weeks..
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.25,0:17:39.83,Default,,0,0,0,,That is a bit long to be gone.NI'm a little worried...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.83,0:17:43.83,Default,,0,0,0,,Wait, why am I worried about those perverts?!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:43.83,0:17:45.29,Default,,0,0,0,,Ugh, I'm such an idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:45.29,0:17:48.12,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm just a little worried about Crim!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.12,0:17:50.25,Default,,0,0,0,,It's busy around here without him.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.41,0:17:56.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Ho there! Excuse theNlong absence, fine citizens!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.54,0:17:58.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You get that nut out?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.66,0:18:00.58,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, you betcha!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.58,0:18:02.66,Default,,0,0,0,,Where the hell'd you go this time?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.66,0:18:04.66,Default,,0,0,0,,You'll have to see the review to--
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.66,0:18:07.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, Meidri, can ya put this up for us?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.20,0:18:12.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"One of, if not, the lewdest species!!"NI swear...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:12.54,0:18:15.95,Default,,0,0,0,,They're just as disgusting as always.NI can't believe I was worried about them.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.75,0:18:22.54,Default,,0,0,0,,"Birdmaids: Just like parakeets,Nthe back of their neck is sensitive!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:22.54,0:18:27.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Their all-in-one cloaca feels fantastic!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.33,0:18:31.08,Default,,0,0,0,,One of, if not, the lewdest species!"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.75,0:18:35.29,Default,,0,0,0,,"Eldri, the Birdmaid!"NEldri, the Birdmaid!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.91,0:18:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Stunk"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:38.87,0:18:41.16,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Zel"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.16,0:18:43.50,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Crim"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.50,0:18:44.91,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Narugami"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.04,0:18:51.33,Default,,0,0,0,,Birdmaids are unfathomably sensitive.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:54.16,0:18:56.50,Default,,0,0,0,,Every move you make on them,Nthey cheep and squeal.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:56.50,0:18:58.54,Default,,0,0,0,,It's like I've got my own pet birdie!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:00.62,0:19:04.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And that voice is so sweet and adorable--Nand hot damn, is it sexy!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.33,0:19:11.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The room was my own private orchestra hall,Nhosting her lewd moans!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:11.04,0:19:13.58,Default,,0,0,0,,I'll tell you this, my Li'l StunkNgave her a standing ovation!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.70,0:19:17.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Have you ever had a pet parakeet?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:17.25,0:19:20.79,Default,,0,0,0,,You know how when they like you a lot,Nthey'll land on your hand and try to hump it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.79,0:19:24.20,Default,,0,0,0,,So here's what I'm getting at...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.20,0:19:27.16,Default,,0,0,0,,Birds are total horndogs!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.16,0:19:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Parakeet? More like gonna skeet!NThey're awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.91,0:19:42.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Their pretty wings feel very differentNfrom mine. I liked that a lot...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.20,0:19:48.29,Default,,0,0,0,,But they're very submissive, and I'm notNvery dominant, so it was a little hard for me...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.66,0:19:56.12,Default,,0,0,0,,Taking a bath with them in the cold watersNin the forest lake feels nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.12,0:19:58.25,Default,,0,0,0,,But...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.58,0:20:03.45,Default,,0,0,0,,I don't know who would actuallyNask to sand bathe with them...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.83,0:20:09.45,Default,,0,0,0,,So I'm a Lamia...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.45,0:20:11.33,Default,,0,0,0,,They said "no snakes,"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.33,0:20:13.41,Default,,0,0,0,,and turned me away.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.41,0:20:16.20,Default,,0,0,0,,I really wanted to wrap myselfNaround them, too...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:16.20,0:20:18.95,Default,,0,0,0,,Talk about cold-blooded.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.75,0:20:23.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Wha... Wha...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.37,0:20:25.75,Default,,0,0,0,,Back of the neck, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.75,0:20:27.41,Default,,0,0,0,,Real sensitive, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.41,0:20:29.12,Default,,0,0,0,,They got a cloaca.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:29.12,0:20:32.00,Default,,0,0,0,,Yet another nugget of knowledge obtained.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:32.00,0:20:34.45,Default,,0,0,0,,Stunk! Zel! Crim!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:34.45,0:20:38.87,Default,,0,0,0,,H-Hey, it wasn't our ideaNto go after a birdmaid!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.87,0:20:41.29,Default,,0,0,0,,You little bastards...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.25,0:20:46.04,Default,,0,0,0,,The good part's right aroundNthe nape of your neck, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.12,0:21:02.25,Default,,0,0,0,,W-Welp, Mitsue's waitin' on me, so I'm out!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:02.25,0:21:05.54,Default,,0,0,0,,S-Stunk, are you okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.54,0:21:09.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Owww! I just touched you for a second!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:09.20,0:21:12.25,Default,,0,0,0,,Dammit, where the hell did Meidri go?!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.25,0:21:17.54,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, where are you--NEveryone, hold him back!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.54,0:21:22.75,Default,,0,0,0,,And so, the Interspecies Reviewers were founded.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:57.37,0:22:59.00,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Mitsue's Room"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.08,0:23:10.20,Default,,0,0,0,,Listen up, girls, age means nothing to a woman.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:10.20,0:23:15.91,Default,,0,0,0,,A good woman never wilts,Nno matter how old she gets.
Dialogue: 0,0:23:15.91,0:23:19.33,Default,,0,0,0,,She is always in full bloom!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:19.33,0:23:21.04,Default,,0,0,0,,You're so wise!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.91,0:23:29.87,Default,,0,0,0,,{n8}"Fairies Have Limits on WhatNThey Can Take, Demons Aren'tNVery Popular, Minotaur Girls AreNBig, Bountiful, and Boobylicious!"
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