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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste ♪ May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Bat to the Future."

Ah‐ha!

Esmeralda, I found your other slipper.

Wonderful, Vampirina, my dear.

I've had a marvelously spooktastic stay

here at the Scare B&B, which I knew I would,

because I'm the world's greatest fortune‐teller

and I'm never wrong.

I appreciate your help packing up.

No problem. We always want to make sure

our guests leave happy and screamy.

‐Any luck, you two? ‐I got her headband.

And I found a deck of fortune‐teller cards.

Can you really tell the future with these things?

Why, of course you can,

if you have the gift of seeing the future, like I do.

Aah! The cheerful bunny card.

Oh! Oh, that has to be the worst of them all.

Well, that's everything.

You have my many thanks, dear monsters.

No problem.

Though you'd think a fortune‐teller

would know where all her stuff is.

And with that, I must be off.

Are you sure you don't want to stay another night, Esmeralda?

Our family is throwing one of our famous

surprise parties tomorrow.

It's the vampire kind of surprise party too.

You know, where the hosts spook the guests.

And no one loves a good surprise more than Vee.

Alas, I cannot.

I ordered a brand‐new turban through Deliver‐eek,

and I predict that...

[gasps]

...I must be home to sign for it.

Farewell!

[gasps] She disappeared!

[straining]

A little help?

[Vampirina] Oh, good work.

The guest room's spook‐and‐span.

Never been cleaner.

That calls for a snack break.

Huh? Whoa.

‐Boo‐tiful. ‐Sparkly.

It looks like a crystal ball.

Hey, do you think it's Esmeralda's?

Fortune‐tellers are always gazing into stuff like this.

[crystal ball] Yes, I belong to Esmeralda.

I'm Crystal Ball 9.0,

a magical object that can predict the near future.

‐Whoa! ‐Great ghosts!

This seems like a really rare magical item.

I'll hold on to it until Esmeralda comes back.

And since Esmeralda's a fortune‐teller,

she probably already knows it's missing.

I say we help ourselves to that snack I mentioned.

‐Yup. ‐Sounds good to me.

I do not eat, but thank you.

Wow, I wish I could have stopped by to see Esmeralda.

Is she coming to your surprise party tomorrow?

She can't make it,

but she did read our fortunes before she had to go.

She said I'd live a long and happy afterlife.

I don't know how she does it.

[barking]

[giggles] Aw, Wolfie,

You're excited to see all your dog friends

at the park, aren't you?

[barking]

Whoa! Hold on to your zombie horses, Wolfie.

[barking]

Uh‐oh. Wolfie really likes to chase squirrels, right?

Uh‐huh. Wolfie, no!

[barking]

‐Come back! ‐Don't panic.

It's not a full moon tonight,

so he can only transform if he gets into some...

milk.

No, it‐it‐it can't be.

The ice‐cream truck!

Which means frozen milk.

We got to find Wolfie, and fast!

Should we try squeaking his favorite ball?

[gasps] That's it!

We can use this.

Um, Miss Crystal Ball?

Can you tell us where Wolfie is going

to chase the squirrel to?

[crystal ball] One moment.

Wolfie will soon corner Mr. Nutty

at this tree.

[barking]

That's the gate near the park entrance.

If we hurry, we can beat Wolfie there.

Gotcha!

Phew. That could've been bad.

Wolfie you scared us so much, and not in the good way.

[barks and pants]

Sure was a good thing

we had that crystal ball, Vee.

Yeah, it really was.

Maybe this crystal ball could be a big help.

What do you mean?

If I know the future, I know what's coming next.

I'd know if Wolfie is going to transform

when he's not supposed to,

or I could even get a heads‐up if Demi ghosts into school.

Yeah, I do do that a lot, don't I?

[laughs] Yup.

Knowing the future would fix all kinds of problems.

[doorbell rings]

[gasps] Eek!

A gift from Nanpire.

Wait, Nan usually sends me pretty dramatic gifts.

Better check first.

A crystal ball?

What am I about to open?

[crystal ball] You're about to open up

an adorable stuffed banshee.

Thanks.

Hm.

[shrieks]

Thanks, crystal ball.

[grunting]

Oh, I can't reach.

‐I'm too short. ‐You can fly, remember?

Oh. Right.

But still, I'm tired of being so handsome, yet so short.

Oh, oh, maybe I could perform a growing spell on myself.

You sure that's a good idea?

What could go wrong?

That's a pretty good question.

Crystal ball, can you show us what would happen

if Demi used a growing spell on himself?

[crystal ball] Certainly.

The following would happen.

‐[all screaming] ‐[Demi] Oops.

I think that growing spell went a little overboard.

Don't mind me, Pennsylvania.

Okay, that's what could go wrong.

You know, I'll just stick to being a fun‐size ghost then.

You know, more huggable that way.

I think that'd be for the best.

It smells scare‐licious in here, Chef Remy. What's cooking?

Why, the sweetest of sweets, of course.

I have been tasked to cook a batch of human cupcakes

for Oxana's book club,

and a batch of bouncing cupcakes for the upcoming surprise party.

Luckily, I am a master of multitasking.

Oh, these look so good.

Are they done?

Oh, they are, yes.

That tray is for the humans,

and this tray has bouncy magical frosting.

Got it. Sous Chef Demi will go set these out.

Wait, which was which again?

Oh, this one must be for the book club.

Yeah, yeah, I'll take them to the living room, and‐‐

Wait, Demi, not yet. Hold on a sec.

Crystal ball?

[crystal ball] This is what will happen

if Demi takes that tray to the book club.

[gasping]

[Vampirina] Oh, no.

Demi, you definitely mixed up

the tray of magical cupcakes with the regular ones.

Whoops.

That was almost a classic Demi mix‐up.

Another save by Vee and the crystal ball.

Hey, Vee. What's the big smile for?

This. It's been so great being able to predict the future

and solve monster‐sized problems before they happen.

No more batty surprises.

Poppy told me all about it.

Can we see it in action?

[crystal ball] Vee, the sprinklers are about to come on to your left.

‐[all exclaim] ‐Wow.

You didn't even have to ask it that time.

Huh. You're right. I wonder why I don't‐‐

I am programmed to make things easier, remember?

Yeah, yeah. I guess that makes sense.

"'But Grandma,' said Riding Hood,

"'What big teeth you have.'

Then Grandma took off her bonnet and‐‐"

[crystal ball] Grandma was the wolf in disguise.

‐[all gasp] ‐[Vampirina chuckles nervously]

Sorry. That was me.

[Bridget] I love mystery meat day.

It's the best surprise.

You never know what you got until you bite into it.

[crystal ball] It's chicken.

Although I'd prefer fish, if I ate.

Uh, sorry.

So much for that surprise.

I'll just put the ball away so we can enjoy our lunch.

Heh.

[laughs] All right, class.

I know you're all very excited

about our field trip tomorrow,

but I'm going to keep our destination a secret.

I don't want to spoil the surprise yet‐‐

[crystal ball] It's a chocolate factory.

And you'll go on a ride

where you get a free chocolate bar at the end.

Sorry. Again.

Whoops.

That crystal ball wouldn't stop talking all day.

And it spoiled every surprise.

[sighs] I know.

It went from being handy to‐‐

‐Interrupt‐y? ‐[sighs] A little, yeah.

Crystal ball, is there any way to get you to‐‐?

Stop spoiling things?

You mean like the surprise party that's about to start?

Uh‐uh. I have to keep spoiling the future.

It's what you wanted.

[gasps] The surprise party!

I was so wrapped up in using the crystal ball,

I totally forgot it was happening.

You got to put that crystal ball away

before it starts ruining all the surprises.

Oxana's going to pop out of the closet.

Bwah!

‐Demi's in that wall. ‐Boo!

No?

Ooh, get ready. Boris ahead.

Ooh! Surprise!

Hi, Papa.

Huh. I guess my surprises are getting a little rusty.

‐Phew! Made it. ‐Yeah.

But not before the entire surprise party was ruined.

[Esmeralda] I could've told you that.

[Vampirina] Esmeralda! Did you predict

that we'd have your crystal ball here?

Why predict its location

when I have a "Find My Crystal Ball" app?

Oh. Well, I'm really sorry

that I used it without your permission.

It turns out I don't really like knowing the future all the time.

It's a gift and a curse

to always know what's next.

♪ Sure, it can be great To always know your fate ♪

♪ To have the skill To see the future clearly ♪

♪ But this special gift Can also leave you miffed ♪

♪ And that's a sentiment I'll state sincerely ♪

♪ Knowing what comes next ♪

♪ Can make you feel Quite vexed ♪

♪ Now I'll foretell Exactly what I mean ♪

♪ Life is full Of fun surprises ♪

♪ The future's often better Left unseen ♪

♪ Birthday gifts are swell ♪

♪ But I can always tell ♪

♪ Exactly what's beneath The wrapping paper ♪

♪ And there's no mystique ♪

♪ When I play Hide‐and‐shriek ♪

♪ Or watch my favorite Monster movie caper ♪

♪ Seeing what's to come ♪

♪ Can often leave you glum ♪

♪ From future gazing Here's what I can glean ♪

♪ You'll enjoy all life's Surprises ♪

♪ The future's often better Left unseen ♪

♪ The future's often Better left unseen ♪

You're right.

What I first loved about my life in Pennsylvania

was that it was all new and unknown.

Every day was a surprise.

I want my unpredictable life back.

I knew you would, Vee, darling.

And I'm very sorry about your surprise party.

I wish I could stay, but I must be off.

A magical storm is headed for my home,

and I do not like dealing with raining frogs.

‐[gasps] ‐How do you do that?

Weather app. Farewell.

Forgot my coat.

Yeah, there it is.

Okay, now, farewell!

[Vampirina sighs]

I'm glad the ball is gone,

but the surprise party is still ruined.

I've been looking forward to it for forever.

Mama! Papa!

I'm home.

Anybody here?

[all] Surprise!

Welcome to the surprise surprise party.

[laughing]

You all spooked me.

And that's pretty hard to do.

It was all Esmeralda's idea.

Well, I couldn't just let my crystal ball

ruin the party for good, now could I?

Thank you, Esmeralda. I love it.

I knew you would, Vee.

And I'm never wrong.

[Vampirina] "Gregoria Gets Down."

Voilà, breakfast is served.

Mmm, Scary O's.

My favorite.

‐Thanks, Chef Remy. ‐Yeah!

Mm, thanks.

‐[slurps] ‐[loud crash]

Boy, Vee, you sure are a loud cereal eater.

Those sounds aren't coming from me.

Oh! Then what could it be?

It's too early in the day for something

to go bump in the night.

I'm sure it's just some dust bunnies scampering around.

Oh, you're probably right.

[loud crash]

Unless you're not.

What if it's wind blowing through the trees?

An extra creaky floorboard?

[gasps] A litter of kittens?

Demi, you love all of those things.

Oh, true.

Almost as much as I love eating Scary O's.

Mm, they're so good.

Huh, things seemed to have quieted down around the house.

Yup. [yawns]

Now it's time to get my ghostly beauty sleep.

‐[loud crash] ‐[gasps]

Okay.

Now something is going bump in the night.

Oh, I'd say more like bump‐crash‐thud in the night.

I think it might be coming from the dungeon.

‐You with me? ‐I'm with you, Vee.

If I can hold your hand and hide behind you.

[laughs nervously]

[loud crashing and thudding]

[funky music playing]

Is that...?

[feet thudding and crashing]

‐[both] Gregoria? ‐Who's there? Whoa!

So you're the one doing all the bump‐crash‐thudding?

Were you dancing?

Trying to dance, if you want to get specific.

But you're great at dancing.

You're an expert at doing the spine‐chiller.

The spine‐chiller is easy.

I'm working on some new, advanced moves

for the Monster Bop competition tomorrow.

The Monster Bop?

It's a once‐every‐century dance contest in Transylvania.

It's been a lifelong dream of mine to enter

since I was knee‐high to a garden gnome.

Oh, that's spooktacular.

But why are you practicing for it in secret?

Well, I love to dance,

but I'm not exactly light on my feet.

As you've heard all day.

Oh, we heard, all right.

Sure, I may have won the Junior Stone Division

of the Monster Bop when I was a little gar‐girl,

but this is the main competition,

when all kinds of monsters compete.

The other dancers are going to be scary good.

But you're the rockingest rock I know.

I'm good for a gargoyle.

Trouble is, we're made for standing and staring.

There's no way these stone feet could measure up

to the super‐fly moves of a ghost,

skeleton or vampire.

[sighs]

I guess I'm nervous.

And I don't usually do nervous.

Well, it's a good thing you live in a house

with a ghost, a skeleton and vampires,

because we can show you all of our best moves.

Abso‐spookly.

You know, some say I resemble a young Fred A‐Scare.

Well, it's not the craziest idea I've ever heard.

[humming]

But it's close.

Let's do this.

Let's start your Monster Bop boot camp with Demi.

‐[dance music plays] ‐[scatting]

[laughs]

I don't know what I was expecting,

but it wasn't that.

Arms up, Gregoria. Here I come.

Those were some ghoulishly good moves, Demi.

Just doing what comes natural to us ghosts.

Now you try it, Gregoria.

Uh, which part?

Well, all of it.

The trick is to be light on your feet.

Light on my feet, light on my feet.

[Demi] Yeah, way to put some rock in your roll.

Whoa! Aah!

Here I come!

Gotcha. Oh!

Nobody puts Demi in a corner.

Except Gregoria, it would seem.

It's easy to be light on your feet when you can float.

Maybe we should move on to the next round

of Monster Bop boot camp.

Gregoria's ready for her skeleton dance lessons,

Chef Remy.

I will show you how to pop and lock

with the best of the bones.

I have no idea what you just said.

It is a special skeleton dance recipe.

One part pop, two parts lock,

and a dash of attitude.

Does that mean I should stretch first?

Cement isn't really known for having a whole lot of give.

Just give it a try. You might surprise yourself.

Un, deux, trois.

‐[Gregoria] Go, Remy. Go Remy. ‐[dance music plays]

Go, go, go, Remy.

Voilà

Yeah! Bat‐tastic.

Now you give it a try.

[Remy laughs]

Looking good, Gregoria.

Whee! You are busting the many moves.

Oh, now for the pièce de résistance.

‐Pop! ‐I take it

this is the pop part of the pop and lock.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Too bad I don't pop. I only crack.

I wonder if vampire dancing

might be a step in the right direction.

‐[Boris grunting] ‐[Oxana] There.

Oh, perfect timing, batkins.

Mama, Papa and I will get you ready

‐for the Monster Bop in no time. ‐I don't know.

So far, ghost and skeleton dancing hasn't gone that well.

But I guess it can't hurt to try.

We'll go through the dance step by step,

then you jump in when you're ready, Gregoria.

‐[disco music plays] ‐Zombie step to the left.

[Boris] Frankenstein to the right.

Then shake it like a swamp man.

These are definitely some moves I can master.

Five, six, seven, eight.

[all] Zombie step to the left,

Frankenstein to the right,

then shake it like a swamp man.

Whoo‐hoo! This dance is my jam!

Boo‐tastic work.

Now, let's do it at actual vampire speed.

And with a little vampire flair.

Speed? Flair?

This may come as a surprise to you,

but I can't turn into a bat.

[Vampirina] Oh, yeah.

Sorry.

It's a pretty important part of the dance.

There must be another way to get you ready for the Monster Bop.

What about... ooh, a spell?

There's one called Shimmy Shoes,

yes, that can help Gregoria practice her steps.

I'm willing to try anything at this point.

So bring it on, you goofy ghoul.

As werewolves have their howls and ghosts have their boos,

I cast upon Gregoria a pair of shimmy shoes.

Would you look at that.

They don't happen to come in gold, do they?

‐The spell's working. ‐That's some serious shimmying.

[Oxana] Ooh, looking good, Gregoria.

‐Excellent footwork. ‐It's not me.

it's the shoes!

They have a mind of their own.

I don't think this is working out.

I can't do any of your dances,

and these shimmy shoes are a shimmy disaster.

I don't think I'm going to enter the Monster Bop after all.

‐Gregoria, come back. ‐I can't.

The shoes won't let me.

[slurping]

This can't be the end of Gregoria's dancing dream.

We have to help her perform at the Monster Bop.

I mean, she was able to learn some of our monsterly moves.

Plus, she won the Junior Stone Division.

That's it.

[gasps] Demi!

We need to get onto the World Wide CobWeb.

Let's see what Gregoria actually did to win that competition.

Ah‐ha.

Hello, my name's Gregoria,

and I'm this many years old.

My dance is called the Rooftop Rumbler.

Here goes.

[scatting]

Huh? But Gregoria didn't do

any of these Rooftop Rumbler moves today.

She was at her best when she was being herself.

I think I know how to get Gregoria

into a winning groove.

A little help here, Demi?

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

As werewolves cease their howls and ghosts stop their boos,

I cast off Gregoria's shimmy shoes.

‐Whoa! ‐[loud crash]

Gregoria, I know how you can

still compete in the Monster Bop.

You have to do the Rooftop Rumbler.

We watched the footage from when you were a gar‐girl.

Oh, it was fierce.

Those are just gargoyle moves.

Stompy, not sleek or stylish.

There's no way I can win with the Rooftop Rumbler.

I think you can, because those moves are totally, uniquely you.

♪ You got the moves ♪

♪ You got the beat ♪

♪ In your uniquely fleet Stone feet ♪

♪ Just be yourself ♪

♪ I think you'll win ♪

♪ If all of your moves Come from deep within ♪

♪ Dance like nobody's watching ♪

♪ Let your soul shine through ♪

♪ Dance like nobody else can ♪

♪ Dance like you ♪

♪ Other dance steps ♪

♪ Didn't quite fit ♪

♪ But you've got too much grit To quit ♪

♪ Just look inside ♪

♪ Deep in your stone ♪

♪ You know there's a dance That is yours alone ♪

♪ Dance like nobody's watching ♪

♪ Rock the way that you do ♪

♪ Dance like nobody else does ♪

♪ Dance like you ♪

♪ Dance like you ♪

♪ Dance like you ♪

Oh, thanks, Vee.

You put the spring right back in my step.

Now, let's get ready to Rooftop Rumble.

[Dragos] Hello, Transylvania.

I am Dragos the Dancer,

your host and judge for the Monster Bop.

We've seen so many scarily superb contestants tonight,

and have one more to go.

But, before we bring her out,

let me give you a little dance of my own.

[cheers and applause]

[indistinct chattering]

Is it too late to go back to Pennsylvania?

Maybe coming to the Monster Bop wasn't such a good idea.

Dragos the Dancer dances like, well, Dragos the Dancer.

All you have to do is dance like you.

Thank you, thank you.

Now, please welcome to the stage our final contestant...

Gregoria!

Who will be performing the Rooftop Rumbler.

‐Yay, Gregoria! ‐That's our gargoyle!

[Demi] You go, gar‐girl!

Just dance like me.

[sighs]

[grunting]

I'm dancing like me.

Whoo!

Rooftop Rumbler.

[cheers and applause]

[footsteps thumping and rumbling]

[cheering and applause]

The winner of the Monster Bop is...

‐Gregoria! ‐[audience cheers]

[gasps] She did it!

I know her!

I can't believe my dancing dreams came true.

And all I had to do was dance like me.

Being yourself is always the best move.

Who wants to join me for some Rooftop Rumbling?

[cackles]

Let's dance!

[dance music playing]