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Get married?

That's right. Getting married!

Mr. Zhang, are you kidding me?

It was an emergency just now

I… I didn't hear you clearly at all

about what you told grandpa

I just wanted to calm grandpa

to say that

It doesn't make any sense anymore

for you say that now

Tell me what you think about getting married

What can I think?

I think I'm trapped by you

From the very beginning, you made me

your fake girlfriend

And then you let me live in your house

And I'll marry you now

Mr. Zhang,

Did you scheme to do this to me?

How do you jump to this conclusion?

Did statistics tell you that?

It's a pity that you aren’t a screenwriter

Then what do you think we should do now?

I'll figure out. Don't worry about it

Anyway, this

will be very troublesome in future

I hope you can be prepared mentally

Sure

I don't expect you

can solve this for me either

Grandpa

I came to see you

Yun Shu

Have a seat

Grandpa, how do you feel today?

Do you feel better?

I feel quite good

I can take 50 push-ups in place

You can count it for me later!

Grandpa

Who are those people outside?

They

only come to me for money

A bunch of ungrateful people. I don't want to talk to them

Grandpa

I didn't know

you were a rich man

I have a lot of things that surprise you

Yun Shu

Why are you here alone today?

Where’s Sinian?

He...

Actually, I'm coming alone today

There's something I want to tell you alone

What?

Actually, it is

about my relationship with Mr. Zhang

Actually, the two of us are...

A moment please

Hello, everyone

This is the fiancee of Sinian

Yun Shu

They’re going to get married soon

This is really a big happy event

Why didn't Sinian

tell his sister-in-law

such a breaking news

How beautiful Yun Shu is!

Yeah

What a perfect match

they are

Tell me when are you going to have baby

I know the director of obstetrics and gynecology in this hospital

By the way, Yun Shu

What were you going to tell me just now?

Nothing, grandpa

Alright. It doesn't matter

If you have something to say, just say it. We're all families

Yeah! There’re no outsiders

but families

Families! Families!

It's really okay

It's really okay

It's alright

Shu, Shu

You just listen to me

and have a baby as soon as possible

You're still young, but Sinian isn't

Besides, you’re young now

You can recover quickly after giving birth

Be sure to listen to what I said

Keep that in mind. I'll go back

Bye, aunt

Keep that in mind

Is it good?

Yeah

One more!

Wait a minute, I'll take a call

Get to the point. I'm busy

What? Yun Shu is going to have a baby!

Tell me

What on earth is going on?

That's impossible

Lin Nuo, take her pulse

to see if she’s pregnant

It definitely couldn't happen between Mr. Zhang and me

Go away

What's impossible?

In just a few weeks,

the two of you changed from being incompatible as fire and water

to be in a fake relationship and living together

It's not my fault

Then it's on Mr. Zhang

Did he have a crush on you long ago?

And he's implementing his plan step by step

Sure enough, experience counts!

Don't talk nonsense

This was suddenly brought up by grandpa

He doesn't know either

So you just tell me

What am I going to do?

Yun Shu

Do you think you hate Mr. Zhang so much?

Yeah

I hated him before

But now

I feel he's good

In that case,

why don't you just

marry him?

Gao Zhiyi

How can you compromise so quickly?

This is about marriage. This is a big deal

Marriage without love

is that... How to say?

Behaving like a hoodlum

Yeah

That's behaving like a hoodlum

Forget about that

and his family condition,

I can't even marry him

He's my teacher

He’s your former teacher

You've graduated for so long

You have bad three outlooks

This is definitely egoism

Egoism?

Come on, Lin Nuo

Recite the explanation of

the egoism for me

Alright! Forget about the marriage thing

Yun Shu

Does your sister know about

being diddled out of money for the house?

She certainly doesn't know

I'm using a crisis now

to cover up another crisis

Can I dare to tell her?

Who is calling me?

Her sister

You jinx

Hello, sis

Yun Shu

The company has set up a new controlled company in China

So I’ll return to China

I'll come back to you soon

You’re going back to China?

It seems that

you don't want me to come back?

Of course not

That's good!

You tidy up the new house

to make a separate room for me

You’re coming back to live with me

Of course!

Don't worry! I won't live for nothing

I'm going to help you pay back the monthly payment together

Okay, that's it

No! No! No! Sister! Sister! Sister!

Wait! Hello? Hello?

What did she say?

It's over. It's over!

Both new and old hatred come along to me!

You really know nothing about idioms

It's called a double whammy

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop talking

if you two don't know how to say

Stop stimulating me!

Would you please stop giving

such bad advice

By the way, have you heard from your cousin?

We can't find him yet

How about

you just get a lawyer

I'll ask my friend

if there's anyone in this line of work

Speaking of lawyers,

Mr. Zhang

recommended one to me before

How about...

I go to ask him

That works

Hello

Who are you looking for?

Hello

I was recommended by someone I know

He knows the partners here

I want to ask him for help with something

Partner?

Yeah

You’re looking for lawyer Meng, right?

Yeah

He's on a business trip

Maybe he'll come back in more than one month

More than one month?

It's lunch break now

What can I do for you?

Tell me about it

I also work here

You can just give it to me

Okay. Thank you

I have a basic understanding on

this case

I've met too many similar cases

I can help you

Really?

Thank you very much

Well,

about the cost,

you have to pay me 30000 yuan in advance first

Thus

I can help you find the person

with my interpersonal relationships

Thirty thousand yuan?

I really don't have so much

How about let me think it over?

I think it's destined for us to know each other

Well,

I'll give you a discount

Twenty five thousand yuan

Actually,

I don't have this much

What can I say?

This

is the lowest price in the sector

I can't help it if you still think it's expensive

I got a lot of cases to deal with now

Lawyer Lyu

Sorry for bothering you today

I'm really sorry

Missy

Hold on

I'll think other ways out

Professor Zhang,

Did all of our relatives

see Yun Shu?

I think

you can get ready to get married this month

Academician Zhang, I made a statement with you before

Yun Shu and I

are indeed in a relationship

But the two of us are not suitable for marriage

Marriage takes time to manage and maintain

And now I inject all my energy

on scientific research

I really don't have much time

to deal with it

Deal with?

For my part,

you don't have to deal with Yun Shu

She also can save more time

for scientific research

I don't agree with what you say

Since it is so,

please make an argument and reasoning

to prove that you're right

OK

Argumentation is where I shine

Give me the result in three days

Academician Zhang, three days

Deal

I'm going to bed

Come on. Grandpa

Please come in

Mr. Zhang

Are you busy now?

There's something I want to talk to you

You're just in time

I have a few questions to ask you

Come here

How tall are you?

About 170cm

You aren’t that tall

Please be more accurate

168cm

I am 183cm

The distance from the tip of the nose to the top of the head is less than 17cm,

So your are

at most 166cm tall

Isn't rounding off more than 170cm?

What is the weight?

Can the thumb be everted?

Can the tongue roll?

Weight is 85. The fat content isn't low

You can't roll your tongue

Almost no earlobes

Mr. Zhang,

What exactly do you want to do?

I'm examining

the dominant expression of genetic genes of you

And then to do a matching survey with me

to evaluate if there will be genetic defects

in our offspring

Offspring?

You don't have to be nervous

I'm not really talking about breeding with you

but to prove, with the statistics gained from Genetics to Psychology

to Statistics,

to Academician Zhang that

we're the worst match

and the least suitable for marriage

But must you do so?

Everyone knows the two of us

isn’t a good match at all

Please put it back in place

But Academician Zhang didn't think the same way

That's why I use these methods

to prove

this obvious conclusion

Can it work

by proving like this?

Don't worry

Academician Zhang and I are both engaged in mathematics

Nothing but statistics can

persuade him

Will you cooperate with me?

Alright

Good!

I have an international IQ test, a version of 60 questions

Sure

and the introductory IQ assessment test questions

of Mensa

But from my recent observation of you,

this one more suitable for you

So please

finish answering all the questions

within an hour

Start answering the question

Please

The lawyer fee has been reduced from 30,000 to 10,000 yuan

Can you give a discount like this?

Lawyer Lyu said

a pity on me with help solely

Yun Shu

Is the lawyer you found reliable?

Absolutely

This is the law firm recommended by Mr. Zhang

It's only been two days since you lived together

But you've changed your tone

What's going on?

What?

Yiyi

I just...

Alright?

I'm being practical and realistic

Mr. Zhang is a nuisance,

but he's quite reliable in doing things

Yun Shu,

are you sure you don't need my help

of finding another lawyer?

I still believe in Mr. Zhang's judgment

Alright

Don't worry about money

Lin Nuo

Let's share it with percentages of 60% and 40% respectively

OK

But who owns 60% or 40%?

Tell me about it

I got it

I just got the scholarship

Do pay it back!

Definitely! Yiyi

Don't worry!

Thank you

Come on. Let’s take a group photo

Mr. Zhang, the breakfast is ready

I studied this one all night

step by step according to what you said

It absolutely meet your perfect standards

It tastes good

Mr. Zhang, I really should thank you

Thank me?

Why?

The Qin He Law Firm you recommended

is particularly good

I found a reliable lawyer

He promised to help me find my cousin

and there would come out the result within two days

That's good

Which lawyer was assigned for you?

His last name is Lyu

Lawyer Lyu

He’s very nice

After I gave him a deposit,

he immediately set off to find my cousin

You gave him money?

How much did you give?

I gave him ten thousand yuan

Did he sign an entrustment contract with you?

No!

Maybe he didn't have time

Yun Shu

Where did you talk to that Lawyer Lyu?

In the coffee shop downstairs of the law firm

Well, you

go to Qin He Law Firm with me

tomorrow morning

Are all the staff here?

Did a lawyer surnamed Lyu leave

within the last half month?

No

Thanks

You're welcome

What were you talking to her about?

Come with me first

Take a look at these photos

to see if there's the Lawyer Lyu

No

Then where did you

meet with the Lawyer Lyu?

At the gate

Mr. Zhang,

What on earth do you need me to do?

I still have something

to talk with them

You go home first

Hold on

Please give out this photo

to your friends from other law firms

to see if they know this man

OK

I'm going to do that

Thanks

Yun Shu

Don't do it

I'm not Zhang Sinian

It doesn't need to be so clean

You and Lin Nuo borrowed so much money

I feel bad

if I don't help you two

Come on

You're already a trouble for me

by staying around solely

Sit quietly for a while

Why don't I draw pictures for you?

With my talent of caricature,

I can definitely make

perfect slides for you

It's just a subject assignment

Why do I need that outlandish product?

Then I can cheer you up

All right, Yun Shu

Can you do something serious?

Did the lawyer you contacted

find your cousin?

Not yet

It shouldn't be that fast to find a man

Call him

I called last time

But he didn't answer

I think he was busy

But he should reply the message

Call him again

Let me ask him for you

Sorry! The number you dialed does not exist, please check it and dial later

Does... Does not exist?

It wasn't the case a few days ago

What's going on?

Yun Shu

You wouldn't fall for it again, would you?

In a short period of one month,

Yun Shu was cheated by

the same botched scam

What does this mean?

This shows

she has serious defects in both

IQ and personality

If I analyze it by the combination of this with

the parameters gained from

Genetic, Psychology

Sociology and other disciplines,

there's nothing wrong with my conclusion

Yun Shu and I are not suitable for marriage

Look at this

Your conclusion is wrong

In fact, Yun Shu is very suitable for marrying you

Academician Zhang, then you have to tell me

what on earth was wrong with me

You were wrong from the very beginning

You think of life as math

and make verification

But life is not math

Academician Zhang

You taught me when I was little

that mathematics can solve all the problems in the world

But I also taught you

mathematics is absolutely rational

While what life

is needed is sensibility

Yun Shu happens to be a very emotional woman

Academician Zhang, the sensibility you said about Yun Shu

is, in fact, the biggest weakness in her character

The best proof is that she was cheated

No

These so-called defects of Yun Shu

her greatest merits

and the most lacking thing in you

Do you know what it is?

Please

Warmth

Warmth

Warmth

Sinian, I know you

Life isn't about fun

worth enjoying either

Let alone happiness

So you are excellent

But you lack warmth

While Yun Shu,

though a little dumb

and unreliable

and even being easily deceived

as you said,

the warmth in her

is enough to infect you

to make you believe in and love life again

As I said before,

One of you is spinning forward while the other is spinning backward

Quantum entanglement

Academician Zhang, you are being sophistry

No, don't forget

The purpose of science is to make life

become better and more real

Only those who love life

can make achievements in science

And this

is precisely what Yun Shu can give you

So I think, based on

the variant of lasso method

in high-dimensional data statistics

explained by Dr. Boorman,

I'll make a detailed introduction

at the next meeting

Okay

If Professor Zhang has finished speaking,

let me explain my direction

this view of mine

Sorry

Director

I need answer this

Hello

Okay, thank you

Okay, here it is

My direction is...

Director

I have something to do temporarily

and I have to leave first

If there’re any specific problems,

we can discuss directly in the group

Professor Zhang,

I'm not finished yet

Sorry

You can send me the paper directly

Bye. Bye

Lawyer Lyu, right?

Yes. Who is it?

Do you still remember Yun Shu?

That's all about the specific situation

The patient's biopsy report shows

a quite bad result

Dr. Zhang,

Please tell me

The patient can only live about one year

It is recommended that family members be prepared in advance

to spend more time with him

Thanks

Mr. Zhang,

I'm here

What are you doing here?

Grandpa asked me to come over today

Then let’s go

Okay

Here you are

Come on

Grandpa

In such a hurry,

is there anything you want to say?

There're some things I want you

to buy for me

Just buy these on the list

You asked us to come here to buy these?

You go with her

Grandpa, I can buy these things

by myself

That's not okay

You can't take so many things

Grandpa, would you like some water?

I'll get you some water

No! No! Don't bother

Okay, grandpa, I get it

Just do as you say

and I'll go with her

Okay

You take good care of yourself

We'll be back as soon as finish buying

Okay

Let's go

Okay

Sinian

a moment please

Okay

Please

Professor Zhang,

You should use your perfect eyes

to observe imperfect people

Do I need to tell

the thing about the Lawyer Lyu to Mr. Zhang?

I'll figure it out myself

Mr. Zhang,

What's the matter?

There’re two kinds of laundry detergents here

One contains biological enzymes

the other contains bamboo charcoal golden carbon

Bamboo charcoal golden carbon has strong environmental protection rate

and bactericidal power

But biological enzymes

can effectively remove stains

You can choose both

But there’s not enough storage space in the hospital

and also make them waste

Stop. Let me choose

Let's choose this one

Why?

This smells good

Grandpa will definitely like it

Smells good?

Buy this

Isn't this a bit hasty?

I’ve already wasted

eight minutes

Believe me

Buy this and it will enable grandpa to be more comfortable

when he uses

This pair. They look good

And

the sole is also particularly antiskid

Twenty minutes

What twenty minutes?

Usually it takes one and a half hours

when I come to the supermarket alone

You can really save time for me

92.60 yuan in total

I forgot my wallet

You can pay with your phone

I forgot my mobile phone too

Missy

Can you lend me one hundred yuan?

I... I forgot my wallet

I live near here

You wait for me here

I can pay it back in ten minutes

Okay, wait me for a while

One hundred yuan, right?

I don't have enough money. Please wait for me

Mr. Zhang, can you lend me one hundred yuan?

She won't give it back to you

I promise

I’ll definitely give it back

See? I told you I'd pay it back

Here you are

Thank you. Thank you

You're welcome

Just wait for me there for a while

I'll pay you back when I get the money

No problem

She will pay it back

Let's go. We won't wait

Just wait a little longer

It's been 23 minutes

She won't come

Yun Shu, you trust others too easily

A lot of people will take advantage of you

You should always be on your guard

Mr. Zhang,

You took me to the law firm this morning

Was it because I was cheated again?

This world isn’t so simple at all

as you see

No one would tell you "I'm lying to you"

when he's really doing so

If all people in this world

are always on your guard

against others,

how boring the world should be?

But you can't refuse to learn a lesson

Missy

Sorry

I looked for you everywhere just now. But I failed

This is the money I need pay back. And keep this packet of sugar, too

Thank both of you so much

Well, I’m leaving

Thank you. Bye

Bye

You see? Mr. Zhang

There’s warmth in this world

Okay, let's go back

Hold on

This is for you

This? What's this?

I met Lawyer Lyu this morning

He's been very busy recently and won't be able to take your case

So he told me to give it to you

There’s ten thousand yuan inside

You scared me

I thought I was cheated

Thank you, Mr. Zhang

Let me do it

Let's go

Mr. Zhang, look

There’s warmth in this world

You should use your perfect eyes

to observe imperfect people

Yun Shu

I thought it over

Let's get married

Let's get married