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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
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THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH
♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
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THE LATE LATE SHOW
♪ OH, OH
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IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> JAMES: GOOD EVENING, LADIES
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AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE
"LATE LATE SHOW."
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HOPE YOU HAD A NICE FRIDAY.
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WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR
YOU TONIGHT.
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WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE
DELIGHTFUL JEREMY STRONG.
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THEN, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM
SUPER M.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.
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BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT
THAT FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE.
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DID YOU GUYS WATCH LAST NIGHT?
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REGGIE, DID YOU SEE IT?
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>> Reggie: I DID.
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>> James: YEAH?
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WHAT DID YOU THINK?
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>> Reggie: IT WAS ALARMINGLY
MELLOW.
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>> James: IT WAS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS
LIKE?
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IT REMEANED ME OF A TIME THAT WE
WERE GOING, I THINK ABOUT 13,
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AND WE WERE GOING TO MY AUNTIE
MARILYN'S AND I HAD BEEN QUITE
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BADLY BEHAVED THE LAST TIME WE
WERE THERE, RIGHT, AND I CAN
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REMEMBER SO VIVIDLY, AND I ONLY
REMEMBER IT WATCHING THE DEBATE
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MY MOM GOING, NOW, NO MORE OF
WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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YOU'RE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.
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ANY MESSING AROUND, ANY
CHATBACK, ARGUING, FIGHTING,
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THAT'S IT, WE'LL JUST GO.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I SAID, YES.
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AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE,
I WAS, THANK YOU, AUNTIE,
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MARILYN.
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AUNTIE MARILYN, IS THERE ANY
CHANCE I COULD HAVE A CUP OF
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TEA?
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THANK YOU, AUNTIE MARILYN, I
REALTY APPRECIATE IT.
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THAT'S WHAT THE TWO OF THEM
LOOKED LIKE ON THE STAGE.
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THEY'D BOTH BEEN TOLD OFF.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
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>> James: I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHO THAT DEBATE WAS FOR.
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MORE THAN 47 MILLION AMERICAN
VOTERS HAVE ALREADY VOTED.
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WHO HASN'TMADE THEIR MIND UP?
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I THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED
EARLY JUST SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE
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TO WATCH THAT FINAL DEBATE.
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WATCHING THE AT THE BAIT?
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NO, I'VE SENT MINE IN.
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I'LL BE WATCHING THE
GIANTS-EAGLES GAME.
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HAVE A GOOD ONE.
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IT WAS FOR THE ONE REMAINING
UNDECIDED VOTER.
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I CAN TELL YOU HIS NAME IS
CRAIG, HE LIVES IN DENVER, AND
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FUNNY FACT ABOUT CRAIG, HE IS AN
(BLEEP).
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( LAUGHTER )
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE DEBATE.
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IT STARTED OUT PRETTY CIVIL WITH
BOTH TRUMP AND BIDEN STAYING ON
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TOPIC.
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THE FIRST SUBJECT WAS THE
CORONAVIRUS EPIDEMIC WHICH LED
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TO THIS EXCHANGE --
>> WE'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO DARK
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WINTER, A DARK WINTER, AND EHE
HAS NO CLEAR PLAN AND THERE'S NO
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PROSPECT THAT THERE'S GOING TO
BE A VACCINE AVAILABLE FOR THE
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MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
BEFORE THE MIDDLE OF NEXT YEAR.
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>> PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOUR
REACTION, HE SAYS YOU HAVE NO
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PLAN.
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>> I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE A DARK WINTER AT ALL.
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>> James: THESE GUYS ARE SO
EMO.
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DARK WINTER SOUNDS LIKE AN
"AVENGERS" MOVIE OR A SEQUEL TO
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"THE HUNGER GAMES" THAT WILL
NEVER BE IN THEATERS BECAUSE TO
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HAVE THE DARK WINTER.
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( LAUGHTER )
IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A
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FAIRLY WELL LIT WINTER BECAUSE
WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK
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INSIDE.
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FOR ANY YOUNGER VIEWERS, WHEN I
SAY WELL LIT, I DON'T MEAN THE
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WAY YOU MEAN LIT.
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( LAUGHTER )
YOU KNOW, TIM KNOWS.
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( LAUGHTER )
TIM'S THE POINT REFERENCE
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WHENEVER I WANT TO GO, TIM, ONE
OF THE YOUNG HIP AND GROOVY
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GANG.
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AND HE'LL COME BACK GOING, OH,
HE'S, LIKE, FLOSSING IN THE
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CORNER AND --
( LAUGHTER )
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AT ONE POINT, PRESIDENT TRUMP
WENT ON THE ATTACK AND ACCUSED
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BIDEN OF HIDING FROM COVID IN
HIS BASEMENT.
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>> WE'RE LEARNING TO LIVE WIT.
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WE CAN'T LOCK OURSELVES UP IN
THE BASEMENT LIKE JOE DOES.
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HE'S OBVIOUSLY MADE A LOT OF
MONEY SOMEPLACE, BUT HE HAS THIS
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THING ABOUT LIVING IN A
BASEMENT.
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PEOPLE CAN'T DO THAT.
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BY THE WAY, I, AS THE PRESIDENT,
COULD DON'T THAT.
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I'D LOVE TO PUT MYSELF IN THE
BASEMENT OR IN A BEAUTIFUL ROOM
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IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND GO AWAY
FOR A YEAR AND A HALF UNTILT IT
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DISAPPEARS.
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>> James: YEAH, WE WOULD LOVE
IT, TOO!
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IMAGINE TRUMP DISAPPEARING LIKE
THAT.
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AFTER HE SAID THAT, EVEN MELANIA
LOOKED UP FROM HER MAGAZINE.
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( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP SAID HE'D LOVE TO HIDE IN
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THE BASEMENT FOR A YEAR.
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BUT I GUESS HE'LL HAVE TO MAKE
DUE WITH HIDING ON A GOLF COURSE
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FOR BASICALLY THREE YEARS.
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( LAUGHTER )
NOW, THE NIGHT STARTED OFF A
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LITTLE SLOW, BUT THEN JOE BIDEN
REALIZED EXACTLY WHO HE IS.
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>> HE'S A VERY CONFUSED GUY.
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HE THINKS HE'S RUNNING AGAINST
SOMEBODY ELSE.
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HE'S RUNNING AGAINST JOE BIDEN.
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I BEAT ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE
BECAUSE I DISAGREED WITH THEM.
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JOE BIDEN HE'S RUNNING AGAINST.
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>> James: JOE BIDEN.
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BIG BABY B.
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THE BIG MAN.
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THE SULTAN OF SLEEP.
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COME ON, MY GUY!
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EITHER JOE BIDEN FOUND HIS
FIGHTING SPIRIT OR HE FORGET
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THAT HE'S JOE BIDEN, BUT EITHER
WAY, I'M PUMPED!
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AT ONE POINT, THOUGH, TRUMP WENT
AFTER BIDEN'S SON, HUNTER, AND
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IMPLIED THAT BIDEN HIMSELF WAS
INVOLVED IN SOMETHING UNETHICAL.
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>> TO EVEN HAVE A STATEMENT THAT
WE HAVE TO GIVE 10% TO THE BIG
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MAN.
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YOU'RE THE BIG MAN, I THINK.
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I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT.
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BUT YOU'RE THE BIG MAN, I THINK.
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>> James: THIS DOESN'T MAKE
SENSE.
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ANYTIME ANYONE -- THE ONLY TIME
ANYONE USES THE PHRASE BIG MAN
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IS IF THEY FORGET SOMEONE'S
NAME.
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YEAH, HOW YOU DOING, BIG MAN,
BIG FELLA, TIM, REGGIE, BIG
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( BLEEP ) PLAYER.
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( LAUGHTER )
I DON'T THINK JOE BIDEN IS THE
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BIG MAN.
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NO ONE LOOKS AT JOE BIDEN AND
CALLS HIM THE BIG MAN.
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IF I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM THAT,
I WOULD CALL HIM, LIKE, SLICK,
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NIGHT TIGER, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN?
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Reggie: THAT'S GOOD.
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>> James: TRUMP TRIED TO
PORTRAY HIMSELF AS BEING TOUGH
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ON RUSSIA SAYING THE UKRAINE
ASKED FOR WEAPONS TO DEFEND
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ITSELF FROM RUSSIA BUT OBAMA AND
BIDEN GAVE THEM SOMETHING ELSE
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INSTEAD.
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>> I SOLD WHILE HE WAS SELLING
PILLOWS AND SHEETS, I TOLD TANK
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BUSTERS TO UKRAINE.
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THERE HAS BEEN NOBODY TOUGHER ON
RUSSIA THAN DONALD TRUMP.
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>> James: AND IF YOU'RE
INTERESTED ON PILLOWS AND SHEETS
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IT'S AVAILABLE AT HIS NEW OUTLET
STORE BED, BIDEN AND BEYOND.
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( LAUGHTER )
ONE OF THE BIG JAW DROPPING
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MOMENTS TO HAVE THE NIGHT IS
WHEN TRUMP SAID THIS.
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>> NOBODY HAS DONE MORE FOR THE
BLACK COMMUNITY THAN DONALD
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TRUMP, AND IF YOU LOOK, WITH THE
EXCEPTION OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN,
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POSSIBLE EXCEPTION, BUT THE
EXCEPTION OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN --
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>> James: WOW.
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THE HUMILITY.
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IT'S A TOSSUP, ABRAHAM LINCOLN
ENDED SLAVERY, DONALD TRUMP --
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MET KANYE THAT ONE TIME.
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( LAUGHTER )
YOU KNOW, TRUMP SAYS NOBODY HAS
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DONE MORE FOR THE BLACK
COMMUNITY, AND YOU CAN SEE THIS
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BY HOW MUCH THE BLACK COMMUNITY
COMES OUT TO SUPPORT TRUMP AT
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HIS RALLIES.
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( LAUGHTER )
BUT TRUMP DIDN'T START THIS.
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A LITTLE WHILE LATER HE HAD THIS
TO SAY.
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>> I AM THE LEAST RACIST PERSON.
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I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE AUDIENCE
BECAUSE IT'S SO DARK, BUT I
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DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE
AUDIENCE, I'M THE LEAST RACIST
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PERSON IN THAT ROOM.
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>> James: THAT ROOM MUFFIN
PRETTY DARK BECAUSE HE COULD
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UPPT SEE THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN
MODERATOR TEN FEET IN FRONT OF
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HIM.
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THE LEAST RACIST PERSON IN THE
ROOM.
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THAT WOULD ONLY BE TRUE IF HE
WAS IN A SINGLE-STALL BATHROOM.
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DONALD TRUMP, JR. WAS AT THE
DEBATE MEANING DO DONALD TRUMP
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ISN'T EVEN THE LEAST RACIST
PERSON IN THAT ROOM.
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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE
RACIST DO, THEY COMPARE HOW NOT
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RACIST THEY ARE.
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THEN THEY GOT INTO THE ISSUE OF
CLIMATE CHANGE, AND TRUMP
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PAINTED A PICTURE OF...
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SOME BIZARRE ARCHITECTURE.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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>> WHEN HE SAYS BUILDINGS, I
WANT TO TAKE THE BUILDINGS DOWN█
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BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE BIGGER
WINDOWS INTO SMALLER WINDOWS.
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IF YOU HAD NO WINDOW, IT WOULD
BE A FUNNY THING.
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>> JAMES: I GOT TO HAND IT TO
TRUMP.
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THAT'S A FUNNY IMAGE.
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BIG BUILDING, LITTLE WINDOWS--
THAT'S JUST CLASSIC COMEDY.
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BUT THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE REASON
WHY TRUMP IS AFRAID OF TINY
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WINDOWS.
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THE MOST COMMON PLACE YOU FIND
THEM IS IN A PRISON.
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TINY WINDOWS?
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>> Reggie: JAIL.
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>> James: THAT'S RIGHT, IN
JAIL, IN PRISON.
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REGGIE, I WILL GIVE YOU $100 IF
YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHAT TRUMP WAS
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TALKING ABOUT.
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>> Reggie: I THINK, UH, HE'S
TALKING ABOUT IN THE '80s,
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WHEN THERE WAS A MANDATE BY
FEDERAL LOCAL INSTITUTES SUCH AS
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SCHOOLS TO MAKE THEM MORE ENERGY
EFFICIENT, THEY TOOK AWAY
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PROBABLY 60% TO 70% OF THE
WINDOW SIZE, AND IT WAS VERY
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TINY AND KIND OF DEPRESSING AND
NOW WE SEE A REVERSAL ON THAT
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TREND.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: HERE'S THE THING
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: HERE'S THE THING
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ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, RIGHT,
NUMBER ONE, REGGIE WATTS,
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SMARTEST GUY IN THE ROOM AND,
NUMBER TWO, NOT ONE OTHER PERSON
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IN THIS ROOM KNOWS WHETHER
THAT'S RIGHT OR NOT.
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( LAUGHTER )
AND WHAT WE'VE ALL DONE IS GO --
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( LAUGHTER )
SOUNDS CONVINCING.
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TRUMP THEN HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT
WIND.
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>> WE'RE ENERGY DEPENDENT.
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I KNOW MORE ABOUT WIND THAN YOU
DO.
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>> James: OKAY, EASY THERE
CAPTAIN PLANET.
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YOU KNOW WHY TRUMP DOES KNOW
MORE ABOUT WIND?
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FULL OF HOT AIR!
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HIT ME, GUILLERMO!
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( RIM SHOT )
♪
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♪
♪
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♪
>> James: SO THAT'S IT!
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THAT IS IT, GUYS.
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NO MORE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES.
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WEWERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THREE,
WE ENDED UP WITH TWO, ONE WAS
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ILL BEHAVED, NASTY AND OFF THE
RAILS, THEOUT WAS BORING, IT
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BASICALLY SUMS UP BOTH TO HAVE
THE CANDIDATES.
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AND, NOW, AMERICA, IT'S UP TO
YOU.
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NOW, IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT
WAS GOING ON WITH THE TRUMP TEAM
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DURING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT,
WELL, THIS IS EXCITING.
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WE HAVE ACTUALLY OBTAINED SOME
EXCUSIVE FOOTAGE OF WHAT WAS
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HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES.
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THIS IS THE BRILLIANT MICHAEL
SPICER IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR.
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>> OKAY, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
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REMEMBERT WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT,
THIS IS A NEW TRUMP, THIS IS A
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THOUGHTFUL TRUMP.
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AND PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN
REBOOTED, OKAY, FOR THE PAST
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FOUR YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN A
LAPTOP WITH TOO MANY TABS OPEN
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AND NOW YOU'VE RESTORED YOUR
FACTORY SETTINGS AND YOU'RE
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READY TO GO.
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SHOW THEM WHAT YOUR PROCESSOR
CAN DO.
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FORGET THAT BIT.
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>> WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT'S
COMING, IT'S READY.
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>> MMM --
IT'S GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED
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WITHIN WEEKS.
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>> YEAH, NO...
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AND GOING TO BE DELIVERED.
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OPERATION WARP SPEED.
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A TERRIBLE NAME IS WHAT IT
IS.
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>> I CAN TELL YOU FROM PERSONAL
EXPERIENCE --
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>> THEY GAVE YOU A
THERAPEUTIC --
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>> A THERAPEUTIC, I GUESS THEY'D
CALL IT, SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAW
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IT'S A CURE.
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>> YES, BUT THAT'S WHAT A WRONG
PERSON WOULD SAY.
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STOP QUOAGHT PEOPLE WHO ARE
WRONG.
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>> WE HAVE NO CHOICE, WE CAN'T
LOCK OURSELVES UP IN A BASEMENT
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LIKE JOE DOES.
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>> WHAT?
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HE HAS THE OOBILITY TO LOCK
HIMSELF UP.
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I DON'T KNOW, HE'S OBVIOUSLY
MADE A LOT OF MONEY SOMEPLACE.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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HAVING A BASEMENT IS NOT A
SYMBOL OF WEALTH, YOU MAINIA NOT
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SAY LIKE A GOLD PENTHOUSE
APARTMENT.
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>> BUT HE HAS THIS THING ABOUT
LIVING IN A BASEMENT.
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>> NO, HE DOESN'T!
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BY THE WAY, I TAS THE
PRESIDENT COULDN'T DO THAT.
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I'D LOVE TO PUT MYSELF IN THE
BASEMENT.
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>> SO WOULD I.
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THIS WEEK YOU CALLED
DR. FAUCI A DISASTER.
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>> TIME TO BUILD BRIDGES, LET'S
GO.
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>> I THINK HE'S A DEMOCRAT, BUT
THAT'S OKAY.
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>> BUILD THEM.
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NOBUILD THEM!
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>> WHEN JOE SAYS THAT I SAID
ANTHONY FAUCI SAID --
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>> SORRY, WHAT NOW?
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ANTHONY SAID, IF YOU LOOK
BACK, RIGHT WORDS -- THIS IS NO
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PROBLEM, THIS IS GOING TO GO
AWAY SOON.
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HE'S ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES.
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>> THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY, YOU
SAID IT SEVEN MINUTES AGO!
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>> WHAT WOULD YOU YOU DO IF
THOSE PEOPLE HAVE YOUR HEALTH
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INSURANCE TAKEN AWAY.
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TWO MINUTES UNINTERRUPTED.
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>> FIRST OF ALL I'VE DONE
SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT
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IS IMPOSSIBLE.
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>> BANKRUPT A CASINO, TURN
AMERICANS OFF BEEF STEAKS.
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>> I COULD HAVE GONE THE OTHER
WAY.
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>> BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DICK
VAN DYKE KICKING TOGETHER THEIR
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HEELS.
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>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THESE
PARENTS FEAR FOR THEIR CHILDREN.
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>> YES, I DO.
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YOU GO 'DO.
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NO YOU -- OKAY, THAT IS WHAT I
TOLD YOU TO SAY, OKAY, FINE.
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>> NO MORE THAT IS DONE MORE FOR
THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAN TRUMP.
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>> OH, MY GOD SOMEHOW IT SOUNDS
WORSE EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT.
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>> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO AMERICANS
WHO SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE
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FROM A PRESIDENT IS CONTRIBUTING
T A CLIMATE OF HATE AND RACIAL
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STRIVE.
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>> THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD
OF "BLACK LIVES MATTER," THEY
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WERE CHANTING BIGS IN A BLANKET
TALKING ABOUT POLICE.
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>> IS THIS YOU DOING MORE GOOD
MORE THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAN
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ANYONE.
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>> PIGS, PIG.
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STOP SAYING PIGS.
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I SAID THAT'S A HORRIBLE
THING AND THIS THEY WERE
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MARCHING DOWN THE STREET.
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>> YOU'VE JUST USED LANGUAGE TO
INCITE RACIAL DIVISION BY
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MISINTERPRETING THE "BLACK LIVES
MATTER" MOVEMENT AND INCITED
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RACIAL DIVISION.
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THAT IS NOT IDEAL.
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>> I DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE
AUDIENCE, I'M THE LEAST
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RACISTPERSON IN THIS ROOM.
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>> YOU CAN'T MEASURE RACISM JAM
FOR BRAINS.
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XENOPHOBIA DOESN'T BECOME IN
UNITS.
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IF YOU'RE 1% RACIST YOU'RE
RACIST!
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>> ELECTION DAY IS NOVEMBER 3.
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DON'T FORGET TO VOTE.
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>> IF THIS IS THE LAST TIME I
HAVE TO DO THIS FOR YOU,
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MR. PRESIDENT, I WANT TO SAY
IT'S BEEN A PRESSURE WORKING
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WITH YOU AND I HOPE THAT WE
CAN -- DO -- IT -- OH,
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( BLEEP ).
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AAAHHH!
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AGAIN.
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I'M GOING TO GO AND -- VOTE --
NOW.
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( APPLAUSE )
>> James: A HUGE THANKS TO THE
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BRILLIANT MICHAEL SPICER.
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WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "THE
LATE LATE SHOW" RIGHT AFTER
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THIS, EVERYBODY!
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♪
♪
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♪
♪
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♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK!
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ONCE AGAIN, I STAYED UP ALL
NIGHT WATCHING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE
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AND LEARNING NEW THINGS.
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AND NOW I WILL SHARE SAID THINGS
WITH YOU.
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THIS IS "TONIGHT, I LEARNED!"
♪
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♪
♪
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FIRST UP, TONIGHT I LEARNED,
TRUST NO ONE.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> WHAT?
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( LAUGHTER )
>> WHAT?
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>> James: WE ACTUALLY PLAY
THAT GAME HERE AT THE SHOW.
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( LAUGHTER )
IAN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT, BUT
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WE PLAY IT.
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( LAUGHTER )
UP NEXT, TONIGHT I LEARNED THE
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IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY PLANNING.
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IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY PLANNING.
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>> OH!
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( LAUGHTER )
OH, NO!
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>> OH, MY GOD!
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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OH, MY GOD!
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OH OH,, OH!
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( LAUGHTER )
>> JAMES: THE ONLY WAY FOR HER
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TO DEAL WITH THAT IS TO COMMIT
TO IT FOREVER.
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GO TO THE HOSPITAL, HAVE THE
DOCK SAY IT'S A FALSE ALARM AND
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THEN SAY, CAN YOU LOOK AT MY
HUSBAND'S BACK?
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OR POST IT ON YOUTUBE AND OFFER
TO PAY FOR HIS BACK SURGERY.
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MOVING ON, TONIGHT I LEARNED HOW
TO FIT IN.
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♪
♪
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♪
>> I DON'T GET THIS!
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I DON'T GET IT!
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BECAUSE WHAT DOES HE THEN DO
NOW?
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HE HASN'T GOT HIS PHONE BECAUSE
HE'S FILMING IT, AND EVEN IF HE
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DID HAVE HIS PHONE HE CAN'T GET
IT OUT, SO HE PRESUMED HE HAS TO
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CALL FOR THE HELP?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GUILLERMO?
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>> GOT AN EXACTO KNIFE OR
SOMETHING OR A RAZOR OR CUTS
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HIMSELF OUT.
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>> James: OH, HE'S GOT A KNIFE
IN THERE.
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BUT EVEN THAT I WOULD BE WORRIED
ABOUT.
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YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT, SON?
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I'M GOING TO GET INTO THIS BAG,
SUCK ALL THE AIR OUT WHILE I'M
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HOLDING A KNIFE.
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS FOR
WHAT?
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TO PUT IT TON INTERNET.
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OKAY, COOL.
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FORGING AHEAD, I LEARNED IT'S
IMPORTANT TO STAY PRODUCTIVE.
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FORGING AHEAD, I LEARNED IT'S
IMPORTANT TO STAY PRODUCTIVE.
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♪
♪
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>> James: NOW, REGULAR VIEWERS
OF THE SHOW -- JUST SAYING THAT
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STATEMENT, REGULAR VIEWERS OF
THE SHOW WILL KNOW THAT WE'VE
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SEEN THIS GUY BEFORE.
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AND HE NORMALLY PULLS AWAY LIKE
SOMETHING AND HE JUST, YOU KNOW,
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YOU'RE THINKING YOU'RE GOING TO
SEE HIS PENIS AND THEN YOU
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DON'T.
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( LAUGHTER )
AND I THINK THIS DEPARTURE FOR
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HIM IS A MISTAKE.
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I DO.
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I DO.
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I THINK -- I THINK HE'S GOT TO
STICK.
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IT'S LIKE A MUSICIAN WHEN THEY
HAVE A BIG HIT AND GO I'M GOING
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TO COMPLETELY CHANGE IT UP FOR
THE NEW ALBUM.
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NO, PLAY THE HITS, MAN.
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PLAY THE HITS.
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I IMAGINE WATCHING THAT IS HOW
AMERICANS FELT WHEN THEY WATCHED
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MICHAEL JORDAN PLAY BASEBALL.
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IT'S THE SAME GUY BUT HE'S NOT
DOING WHAT I LOVE SEEING HIM DO.
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( LAUGHTER )
UP NEXT TONIGHT, I LEARNED TO
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FACE CHALLENGES HEAD ON.
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FACE CHALLENGES HEAD ON.
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( SCREAMING )
>> JAMES: ACTUALLY, THEY HAD A
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RELATIVELY AMICABLE DIVORCE.
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( LAUGHTER )
AND FINALLY, TONIGHT I LEARNED
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WHY YOU DON'T COPY SOMETHING YOU
SAW ON THE INTERNET.
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WHY YOU DON'T COPY SOMETHING YOU
SAW ON THE INTERNET.
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>> OH!
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( LAUGHTER )
>> OH, WOW!
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>> JAMES: COMPLETELY NUTS.
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THAT WAS "TONIGHT, I LEARNED!"
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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♪
♪
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♪
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>> James: WELCOME BACK!
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LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT!
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HE JUST WON AN EMMY FOR HIS
SENSATIONAL PERFORMANCE IN HBO'S
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"SUCCESSION."
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THE SUPREME, THE POWERFUL,
JEREMY STRONG!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LOOK AT YOU!
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HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
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ARE YOU WELL?
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>> YEAH, I'M GOOD, MAN.
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I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH YOU.
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>> James: I'M INCREDIBLY
HAPPY, AND I THINK PEOPLE WOULD
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BE SHOCKED TO KNOW THIS, THIS IS
YOUR FIRST EVER TELEVISION
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INTERVIEW.
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>> THAT'S TRUE.
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IT'S UNAVOIDABLE, JAMES, AND
I'VE REALLY JUST BEEN WAITING
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FOR YOU TO CALL.
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YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST EVER
TELEVISION INTERVIEW.
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IT MIGHT BE MY LAST.
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>> James: NO IT WON'T.
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SO NO PRESSURE.
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>> James: I DON'T THINK IT
WILL BE YOUR LAST BECAUSE I'VE
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JUST GOT TO SAY, JUST ON THIS
ALONE, I LOVE TALK SHOW JEREMY
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STRONG, DON'T YOU?
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THE LOOK IS STRONG.
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00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,120
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
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00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,373
WE MET AT THE EMMYS LAST YEAR,
AND I BADGERED YOU AND TOLD YOU
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WHAT A HUGE FAN OF "SUCCESSION"
I WAS, AND I REMEMBER SAYING TO
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YOU, YOU WAIT, NEXT YEAR, I'M
TELLING YOU NOW -- AND YOU, OF
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COURSE, WERE VERY HUMBLE AND
SAID, I DON'T KNOW, AND THEN
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LAST MONTH YOU WIN BEST ACTOR AT
THE EMMYS FOR "SUCCESSION," AND
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IT WAS RICHLY DESERVED, IT
REALLY REALLY WAS.
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LIKE, I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW
GREAT THAT SHOW AND YOUR
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PERFORMANCE IS.
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BUT I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT
IT WAS LIKE FOR YOU BECAUSE
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00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,445
OBVIOUSLY THE NOMINEES WERE
ZOOMING IN FROM ALL AROUND THE
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WORLD.
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I DON'T KNOW IF THERE WOULD EVER
BE ANOTHER EMMYS LIKE IT.
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TELL US ABOUT THE MOMENT WHERE
YOU HEARD YOUR NAME CALLED OUT
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AND YOU REALIZED YOU WON.
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WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?
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>> IT WAS -- I THINK -- YOU
KNOW, I WAS A BIT AMAZED, TO BE
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HONEST.
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THERE'S SO MUCH, AS YOU KNOW,
JUST INCREDIBLE WORK ON
436
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:11,306
TELEVISION RIGHT NOW, AND, YOU
KNOW, IN THE CATEGORY THAT I WAS
437
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:16,019
IN, AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYWHERE ON
TELEVISION.
438
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:22,567
SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- IT WAS A
SORT OF -- IT WAS AN AMAZING
439
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,318
MOMENT.
440
00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:26,446
AND A BY CZAR WAY OF IT
HAPPENING.
441
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,990
>> YEAH, BECAUSE I SORT OF FELT
LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT.
442
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:34,204
ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO WON DIDN'T
HAVE THE SORT OF 15 OR 20
443
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:38,333
SECONDS TO GATHER THEMSELVES AND
WALK UP TO THE STAGE AND GIVE A
444
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,000
TROPHY.
445
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,211
IT'S LIKE YOU WON, SPEAK, NOW!
446
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,714
>> YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, I COULD
HAVE REALLY USED THAT 30
447
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:49,344
SECONDS' WALK UP TO THE PODIUM
TO SORT OF ASSEMBLE MYSELF A
448
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,512
BIT.
449
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,848
BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT WAS KIND OF
WONDERFUL ABOUT IT WAS HOW
450
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,475
INTIMATE THE WHOLE THING BECAME.
451
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,685
>> James: SURE.
452
00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,688
MY WIFE AND MY FRIENDS WERE
IN THE NEXT ROOM, AND, YOU KNOW,
453
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:03,483
THERE WAS THE DUDE IN THE HAZMAT
SUIT IN THE HALLWAY WITH THE
454
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:07,529
EMMY, AND HE HANDED IT TO MY
WIFE, AND SHE BROUGHT IT IN AND,
455
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:12,576
YOU KNOW, WHEN IS THAT GOING TO
HAPPEN?
456
00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,246
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S
AN AMAZING WAY TO LOOKT AT SUCH
457
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,539
AN EVENING.
458
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:22,210
THE LAST SEASON OF "SUCCESSION"
WHICH WAS MY FAVORITE SHOW ON TV
459
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:27,883
LAST YEAR AND IT ENDED ON SUCH A
CLIFFHANGER, PARTICULARLY FOR
460
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,050
YOUR CHARACTER.
461
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,303
AD I KNOW YOU WERE DUE TO GO
BACK AND SHOOT EARLIER IN THE
462
00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,056
YEAR AND IT OBVIOUS GOT SHUT
DOWN.
463
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,477
HOW FRUSTRATING HAS THIS BREAK
BEEN BETWEEN SEASONS AND DO YOU
464
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:43,231
EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE BACK
SHOOTING THE SHOW?
465
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:49,696
>> YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE BACK IN
A FEW WEEKS.
466
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:53,074
( JAMES GASPS )
>> AND IT'S LOOMING AND I'M
467
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,242
READY.
468
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,413
LISTEN, LAST YEAR WAS A HEAVY
SEASON FOR ME, IT WAS A LOT OF
469
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,081
WEIGHT TO CARRY.
470
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,168
SO I WAS SORT OF INDESCRIBABLY
RELIEVED TO PUT IT DOWN FOR A
471
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,419
WHILE.
472
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:11,134
I'VE GOT TWO SMALL GIRLS, AND IT
WAS REALLY ENDED UP BEING A GIFT
473
00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:15,138
TO HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO SPEND
WITH THEM, MORE TIME THAN, YOU
474
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,641
KNOW, THAN I WOULD HAVE
OTHERWISE HAD.
475
00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:22,771
AND, SO, YOU KNOW, GOING BACK --
YOU KNOW, EACH SEASON IT WAS A
476
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,732
BIT LIKE A VIDEO GAME WHERE, YOU
KNOW, FIRST SEASON THERE'S A
477
00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:29,152
CERTAIN LEVEL AND YOU HAVE TO
BEAT THE BOSS AT THE END AND THE
478
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,739
NEXT SEASON YOU'RE AT LEVEL TWO
AND THE MONSTER IS A DIFFERENT
479
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,116
MONSTER AND, SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
GOING INTO THE THIRD SEASON, AND
480
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:42,290
I THINK IT'S A BIT LIKE, YOU
KNOW, THE SHACKLES ARE OFF OF ME
481
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,583
AND IT'S SORT OF KENDALL
UNBROWNED.
482
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:44,709
SO I'M EXCITED.
483
00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:49,172
>> James: DO YOU HAVE TO GET
BACK INTO A KENDALL FRAME OF
484
00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,423
MIND?
485
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,510
DO YOU START JUST SITTING IN THE
BACK OF UBERS LISTENING TO RAP
486
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,512
MUSIC AND PUNCHING SEATS AND
THINGS?
487
00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:59,307
>> FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT,
JAMES, BUT TODAY I WAS ACTUALLY
488
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,436
WALKING AROUND WILLIAMSBURG
LISTENING TO MAGNA CAR TAHOELY
489
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:09,985
GRAIL, LISTENING TO THE JAY-Z
ALBUM AND I PUT MY TOES BACK IN
490
00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,194
IT FOR THE FIRST TIME.
491
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,321
I FELT IT.
492
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:18,326
>> James: YOU FELT KENDALL
COMING BACK THROUGH THE HOLY
493
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:18,618
GRAIL.
494
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:19,828
>> YES.
495
00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,164
>> James: YOU SPENT THE FIRST
HALF TO HAVE THE YEAR IN A SMALL
496
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,459
VILLAGE IN DENMARK WHEN LOCKDOWN
HAPPENED.
497
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,210
WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE?
498
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,170
WHAT WAS THE EXPERIENCE LIKE
THERE?
499
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,674
>> MY WIFE IS HALF DANISH, AND
HER FAMILY IS OVER THERE.
500
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,801
WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME THERE.
501
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:38,346
WE WERE MARRIED THERE, MY FIRST
DAUGHTER WAS BORN THERE AND, YOU
502
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,222
KNOW, I LOVE IT THERE.
503
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,516
I TRY AND SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS
I CAN.
504
00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:50,483
I FIND IT TO BE A VERY GENTLE,
PEACEFUL, CALM PLACE, AND, SO,
505
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:54,195
WE WERE THERE LIVING IN
COPENHAGEN, AND THEN WHEN THE
506
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,782
PANDEMIC CAME, WE MOVED OUT TO
THIS LITTLE FISHING VILLAGE ON
507
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,702
THE COAST ABOUT AN HOUR NORTH OF
COPENHAGEN AND WE JUST KIND OF
508
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,912
KICKED IT THERE.
509
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:07,834
>> James: SO WHAT GOES ON IN
THIS SMALL VILLAGE?
510
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:11,755
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN WE WERE
LOCKED DOWN EATING PINTS OF ICE
511
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:12,380
CREAM?
512
00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,548
WHAT DO YOU DO OVER THERE?
513
00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:20,722
>> IT WAS P THIS BEAUTIFUL TOWN,
WILD SAND DUNES AND A WOODS.
514
00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,682
SO WE WALKED IN THE WOODS.
515
00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:26,561
IT'S LIKE LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE
A LITTLE BIT THERE.
516
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:31,232
>> James: IT'S LITERALLY LIFE
IN THE SLOW LANE.
517
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:36,279
DON'T THEY DO SNAIL RACING IN
THE SMALL VILLAGE THAT YOU'RE
518
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:36,571
IN?
519
00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:37,447
>> YEAH.
520
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:38,031
YEAH.
521
00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:39,199
THAT'S ACTUALLY A THING.
522
00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,867
>> James: DID YOU COMPETE?
523
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,952
YEAH, I DID.
524
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:48,083
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY
COMPETITIVE.
525
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:54,214
SO WHAT YOU DO IS YOU'RE USING
COLORED CHALK AND YOU MAKE
526
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,423
LANES.
527
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,633
THERE ARE USUALLY TWO, THREE,
SOMETIMES FOUR, DEPENDING ON HOW
528
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,886
MANY KIDS YOU GET TOGETHER TO
RACE THE SNAILS, YOU'VE GOT TO
529
00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,431
GO AFTER IT RAINS BECAUSE THAT'S
WHEN THE SNAILS COME OUT IN THE
530
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:11,815
WOODS, AND THEN YOU GET A SNAIL
AND YOU LINE THEM UP AND, YOU
531
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:19,781
KNOW, AND THE GROWNUPS JUST
HONESTLY STAND AROUND AND DRINK.
532
00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:25,245
YOU DRINK SCHNAPPS IN DENMARK.
533
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:31,376
I FOUND IF YOU POUR SCHNAPPS AT
THE FAR END OF THE TRACK, IT
534
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,962
ACTUALLY WAS KIND OF A CATALYST
FOR THE SNAIL.
535
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,757
>> James: BUT I DON'T KNOW IF
THAT'S CONSIDERED DOPING.
536
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:41,636
WE SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT.
537
00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:42,095
REG?
538
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,012
>> Reggie: YEAH.
539
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,097
>> James: LOOK INTO THAT AS
SOON AS YOU CAN.
540
00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,306
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
541
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,309
NOW, JEREMY, LET'S TALK ABOUT
"THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7",
542
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,355
WHICH IS YOUR NEW FILM ON
NETFLIX, BASED ON A TRUE STORY,
543
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:55,692
FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT
YET, TELL THEM WHATTETH ABOUT
544
00:28:55,775 --> 00:29:00,321
AND WHO YOU PLAY.
545
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,574
>> "THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7"
IS ABOUT THESE PROTESTS THAT
546
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:07,787
HAPPEN IN CHICAGO IN THE SUMMER
OF 1968, PROTESTERS CONVERGED ON
547
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:13,376
CHICAGO TO PROTEST THE VIETNAM
WAR AND THE DEMOCRATIC
548
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:18,840
CONVENTION, SO THE FILM IS ABOUT
THESE PROTESTS, AND THE
549
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:23,386
SUBSEQUENT POLICE RIOTS THAT
HAPPENED, AND THE TRIAL THAT
550
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,596
FOLLOWED IN 1969.
551
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:31,352
WE FILMED THE MOVIE -- I PLAY
JERRY RUBEN WHO WAS A KIND OF
552
00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:40,528
FIERY RADICAL, AND A BIT OF A
MERRY PRANKSTER AND A
553
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,779
PROVOCATEUR AND A TRICKSTER.
554
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:47,368
WE WERE FILMING IN CHICAGO LAST
OCTOBER, RIGHT AROUND NOW, AND
555
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:54,083
WE WERE MARCHING DOWN MICHIGAN
AVENUE CHANTING NO JUSTICE, NO
556
00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,045
PEACE, CHANTING THE PEOPLE
UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED,
557
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,006
AND, YOU KNOW, WE WOULD HAVE
NEVER KNOWN THAT OVER THE PAST
558
00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:03,635
FEW MONTHS WE WOULD BE OUT ON
THE STREETS OF THIS COUNTRY
559
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:05,386
CHANTING THOSE SAME THINGS.
560
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,891
IT'S UPSETTING BECAUSE IT KIND
OF SHOWS HOW FAR WE HAVEN'T
561
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:13,853
COME, BUT I THINK INCREDIBLY
POWERFUL.
562
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,064
>> James: IT REALLY IS.
563
00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,107
IT'S WORTH ANYBODY'S TIME
WATCHING IT.
564
00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,903
AS ALL YOUR PERFORMANCES ARE,
IT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
565
00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,781
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM
"THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7"
566
00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,574
WHICH IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON
NETFLIX.
567
00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,702
>> IS BILL TALKING TO YOU ABOUT
TAKING THE STAND?
568
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:33,414
SOME OF THE PRESS GUYS ARE
SAYING BILL'S BEEN TALKING TO
569
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,416
YOU ABOUT TAKING THE STAND.
570
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,585
>> HE'S BEEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT
IT.
571
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,421
>> HE THINKS YOU WOULD GET THE
CROWD WORKED UP WITH THE
572
00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,506
POSITION PAPER.
573
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,800
>> HE THINKS I WON'T GET THE
CROWD WORKED UP AT ALL.
574
00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:46,970
HE THINKS MAYBE THEY'RE JURORS
WHO RELIED ON THE SAFETY TO HAVE
575
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:52,100
THE POLICE AND ARE PUT OFF UPOR
MAYBE HE JUST WANTS SOMEONE WHO
576
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,476
DRESSES LIKE A GROWN MAN.
577
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,272
>> THE COPS IN THIS CITY IN THE
SUMMER OF 1968 WERE PIGS.
578
00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,900
>> James: STICK AROUND WITH
MORE OF JEREMY STRONG WHEN WE
579
00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,443
COME BACK, EVERYBODY!
580
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,861
YEAH!
581
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:14,080
♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
582
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,958
WE ARE HERE WITH THE HUGELY
TALENTED JEREMY STRONG.
583
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,627
NOW, JEREMY, WE HAVE BEEN DOING
A THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A
584
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,088
LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL WHEN WE
ASK THE GUESTS TO SHARE
585
00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:26,384
SOMETHING WITH US FROM THEIR
HOME THAT WE MIGHT OTHERWISE
586
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:27,552
NEVER GET TO SEE.
587
00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,178
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WOULD
LIKE TO SHARE THIS EVENING?
588
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,430
>> I DO.
589
00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:40,481
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU -- I'M
GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SORT OF
590
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:44,652
TALISMAN THAT THIS INCREDIBLE
JEWELER IN LONDON A GUY NAMED
591
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,530
CASTRO SMITH WHO'S A JEWELER AND
ENGRAVER HAD MADE FOR ME.
592
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,990
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE.
593
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:53,036
IT'S A SORT OF GUARDIAN ANGEL
THAT'S HOLDING OBJECTS IN HIS
594
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:59,125
HAND THAT ARE SYMBOLIC TO ME,
AND THEN ON THE BACK IS MY
595
00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:05,298
DAUGHTER'S FOOTPRINT.
596
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,634
AND THEN MY OTTOER DAUGHTER,
I'VE GOT A BELL.
597
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,051
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE
THIS.
598
00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:08,509
>> James: YEAH.
599
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,970
THERE'S A BELL.
600
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:20,563
HER NAME IS CLARA, AND THE BELL
FELT SORT OF CLEAR AND SHINING
601
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,315
AND BRIGHT IS WHAT HER NAME
MEANS.
602
00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:26,027
THE BELLS IN COPENHAGEN ARE MY
SORT OF FAVORITE SOUND IN THE
603
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,363
WORLD AND THEN HER NAME AND
BIRTHDAY.
604
00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:34,577
SO I WEAR MY GIRLS AND MY
PROTECTIVE AMULET AROUND MY
605
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,119
NECK.
606
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,371
>> James: I LOVE THAT!
607
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:40,583
WELL, YOU GO BACK TO THE JEWELRY
IN LONDON AND GET THE GUARDIAN
608
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,336
ANGEL TO ALSO NOW BE HOLDING AN
EMMY.
609
00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:46,005
( LAUGHTER )
THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT,
610
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,173
JEREMY, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
611
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:49,342
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?
612
00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:50,259
>> YES, I DO.
613
00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:57,058
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO --
( DRUM ROLL )
614
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,185
-- THIS QUESTION IS FOR JEREMY.
615
00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:05,358
JEREMY, WHAT SIZE CAT DO YOU
LIKE?
616
00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,444
( LAUGHTER )
>> I WOULD SAY LIKE A -- LIKE
617
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:14,033
A -- A PRETTY CORPULENT MAINE
COOP CAT.
618
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,285
>> James: YEAH, LIKE A BIG
CAT.
619
00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,495
>> LIKE A BIG CAT, YEAH.
620
00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:23,084
>> James: SO WE'RE GOING FOR A
BIG OLD UNIT OF A CAT, REG, IS
621
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,294
THAT CORRECT?
622
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,088
>> Reggie: THAT'S RIGHT.
623
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,923
>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
624
00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,050
PLEASE THANK THE WONDERFUL
JEREMY STRONG, EVERYBODY!
625
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,427
WHAT A SUPERSTAR.
626
00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:36,097
WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SUPER M WHEN
WE GET BACK.
627
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:36,764
DON'T GO AWAY!
628
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,141
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪
629
00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,351
♪
630
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,319
>> James: WELCOME BACK!
631
00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,446
OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE A
CHART-TOPPING KOREAN SUPER-GROUP
632
00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,489
WHOSE DEBUT ALBUM, "SUPER ONE,"
IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.
633
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:56,826
HERE PERFORMING "ONE (MONSTER
AND INFINITY)," PLEASE WELCOME
634
00:33:56,909 --> 00:34:02,999
THE DASHING, THE ALWAYS COOL,
SUPER M!
635
00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,501
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YEAH
636
00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:09,255
YOU HEAR ME WALK INTO YOUR TOWN,
♪ RIGHT?
637
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,132
SOUNDS RIGHT
♪ FEEL THAT RUMBLE IN THE
638
00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,800
GROUND, RIGHT?
639
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,385
♪ DON'T LIE
I'M THE ONE
640
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,219
♪ I'M THE ONE
BETTER RUN
641
00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,638
♪ BETTER RUN
IF YOU WIT' IT
642
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,182
♪ IF YOU WIT' IT
THEN YOU'RE DONE, DONE, DONE
643
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:21,684
♪ THEN YOU'RE DONE
DARK CLOUD BLOCKING OUT THE SUN
644
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:25,772
♪ OUT THE SUN
I AIN'T SCARED
645
00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,941
GOT ME FEELING KIND OF NUMB
♪ YEAH, IT'S A PROBLEM, I KNOW
646
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,818
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
♪ WHAT YOU GOT?
647
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:31,778
I GOT MO'
♪ KEEP IT COMING WITH THAT
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00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,655
RELOAD
♪ AIN'T NO STOPPING ME, THOUGH
649
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,784
I GO
♪ AND I LOSE CONTROL
650
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:41,704
WOO
♪ HEAR IT TALKING TO ME
651
00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,706
IN MY BODY
♪ FROM THE SHADOW WAKING UP
652
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,167
UP, UP
♪ BRING THE BATTLE
653
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,712
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
ALL RIGHT
654
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:53,508
♪ NO GAMES
WATCH ME DELIVER EVERY TIME
655
00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,718
♪ CATCH ME IN THE LATEST
DRIVING SPACESHIPS ONE WAY
656
00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,054
♪ WE GOING UP
AIN'T NO DECLINE
657
00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:01,724
♪ LANDING IN THE MATRIX
TRYNA BREAK IT
658
00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:06,062
♪ HANDS UP
YEAH
659
00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:10,066
♪ ALL THE WAY TO INFINITY, YEAH
WE GOING UP, THERE'S NO DECLINE
660
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:18,533
♪ SO IF YOU'RE AIMING ANYWHERE
AIM HIGH, 'IGH, 'IGH
661
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,701
♪ MAKE 'EM DROP, YEAH
ONE
662
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,703
♪ NOT ENOUGH
LEVEL UP
663
00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,831
♪ YOU WANNA SEE HOW I GET DOWN
LIKE
664
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,082
♪ YEAH, RIGHT
( SINGING KOREAN )
665
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:31,045
♪ BREAK YOU WITH THAT LEFT
WITH THAT RIGHT
666
00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,089
♪ MAKE YOU FEEL THE FIRE
YOU AIN'T GOT THE MOVES
667
00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:36,843
♪ OR THE FUEL
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
668
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,678
♪ THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE
MONSTER, MONSTER?
669
00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:40,888
♪ NO TURNING BACK
IF YOU WANNA FACE ME, NO
670
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,557
WOO
♪ TRIED TO WARN YA'
671
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,852
WE WAS COMING IN
♪ GOT NO TIME FOR ALL THIS
672
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:49,730
ARGUIN'
♪ OH, NO
673
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:55,069
IT'S WAY BEYOND CONTROL
♪ BEYOND CONTROL
674
00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:57,905
( SINGING KOREAN )
♪ HEAR IT TALKING TO ME
675
00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,867
IN MY BODY
♪ FROM THE SHADOW WAKING UP
676
00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,077
UP, UP
♪ BRING THE BATTLE
677
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,246
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT
ALL RIGHT
678
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:09,792
♪ NO GAMES
WATCH ME DELIVER EVERY TIME
679
00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,419
♪ CATCH ME IN THE LATEST
DRIVING SPACESHIPS ONE WAY
680
00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:14,130
♪ WE GOING UP
AIN'T NO DECLINE
681
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:18,092
♪ LANDING IN THE MATRIX
TRYNA BREAK IT
682
00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:22,763
♪ HANDS UP
YEAH
683
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,893
♪ ALL THE WAY TO INFINITY, YEAH
WE GOING UP, THERE'S NO DECLINE
684
00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:33,190
♪ SO IF YOU'RE AIMING ANYWHERE
AIM HIGH, 'IGH, 'IGH
685
00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:36,402
( SINGING KOREAN )
♪ I'LL NEVER STOP
686
00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,113
NO, I'M NOT PLAYING NO GAMES
♪ FACE TO FACE AND
687
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:43,117
DON'T RUN AWAY
♪ THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE
688
00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,661
MONSTER, MONSTER?
689
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:49,790
♪ NEVER SEEN A MOUNTAIN TOO BIG
FOR ME
690
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:56,881
♪ I'M GON' BE ALL RIGHT
GOT FOREVER ON MY MIND
691
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,841
♪ NO PRESSURE BUT WE PRESSIN'
SO YOU BETTER RUN
692
00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:03,137
♪ WE BRING ANOTHER DAWN
WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN
693
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,766
♪ NO GAMES
WATCH ME DELIVER EVERY TIME
694
00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:09,268
♪ CATCH ME IN THE LATEST
DRIVING SPACESHIPS ONE WAY
695
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,436
♪ WE GOING UP
AIN'T NO DECLINE
696
00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:13,898
♪ LANDING IN THE MATRIX
TRYNA BREAK IT
697
00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:18,194
♪ HANDS UP
YEAH
698
00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:22,198
♪ ALL THE WAY TO INFINITY, YEAH
WE GOING UP, THERE'S NO DECLINE
699
00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:26,243
♪ SO IF YOU'RE AIMING ANYWHERE
AIM HIGH, 'IGH, 'IGH
700
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:30,206
♪ I'M THE OTHER ONE
CHILLING WITH THEM OTHER ONES
701
00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:35,378
♪ O-O-OTHER ONE
YEAH, OTHER ONES ♪
702
00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:38,673
>> James: SUPER M!
703
00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,007
THEIR ALBUM, "SUPER ONE," IS
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!
704
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,008
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
705
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,177
♪
♪
706
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:47,306
♪
>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT YOU JUST
707
00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:47,765
HEARD SOME OF THE GREATEST STUFF
IN THE WORLD.
708
00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:57,525
♪
♪
709
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,193
>> JAMES: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
WATCHING!
710
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,570
NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT AARON
SORKIN, BILLY PORTER, DAVID
711
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:05,574
BYRNE, CHELSEA HANDLER, AND
LILY JAMES, PLUS MUSIC FROM THE
712
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:09,537
SHINS, KANE BROWN, AND CL.
713
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,579
WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN.
714
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:14,583
NOW, LISTEN YOU, YOU LITTLE
BUNDLE OF JOY -- YOU ARE
715
00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,877
SPECIAL, AND EVERYBODY THINKS
IT.
716
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,212
DON'T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE.
717
00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:21,173
SHUT YOUR EYES, AND POP OFF TO
SLEEP.
718
00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,508
WE'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY.
719
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,384
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
720
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,052
♪
♪
721
00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:33,561
♪
♪
722
00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,523
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00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:49,535
Media Access Group at WGBH
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00:38:49,618 --> 00:39:01,630
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪
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00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:13,601
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