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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,717 --> 00:00:10,051 Captioning sponsored by CBS ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH 2 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:19,436 THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH 3 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:23,106 THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ OH, OH 4 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,649 IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:36,619 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> JAMES: GOOD EVENING, LADIES 6 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,954 AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW." 7 00:00:38,037 --> 00:00:38,872 HOPE YOU HAD A NICE FRIDAY. 8 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,916 WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT. 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,001 WE'LL BE CHATTING WITH THE DELIGHTFUL JEREMY STRONG. 10 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:47,130 THEN, WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM SUPER M. 11 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,381 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT. 12 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:51,968 BUT FIRST, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THAT FINAL PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE. 13 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:53,178 DID YOU GUYS WATCH LAST NIGHT? 14 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,763 REGGIE, DID YOU SEE IT? 15 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:55,180 >> Reggie: I DID. 16 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:58,349 >> James: YEAH? 17 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,101 WHAT DID YOU THINK? 18 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,646 >> Reggie: IT WAS ALARMINGLY MELLOW. 19 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:04,481 >> James: IT WAS. 20 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,024 YOU KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE? 21 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:11,654 IT REMEANED ME OF A TIME THAT WE WERE GOING, I THINK ABOUT 13, 22 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:17,035 AND WE WERE GOING TO MY AUNTIE MARILYN'S AND I HAD BEEN QUITE 23 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:20,288 BADLY BEHAVED THE LAST TIME WE WERE THERE, RIGHT, AND I CAN 24 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:24,542 REMEMBER SO VIVIDLY, AND I ONLY REMEMBER IT WATCHING THE DEBATE 25 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:28,213 MY MOM GOING, NOW, NO MORE OF WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME. 26 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,048 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 27 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,175 YOU'RE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. 28 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:35,970 ANY MESSING AROUND, ANY CHATBACK, ARGUING, FIGHTING, 29 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,515 THAT'S IT, WE'LL JUST GO. 30 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,849 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 31 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:41,017 I SAID, YES. 32 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:45,355 AND THE WHOLE TIME I WAS THERE, I WAS, THANK YOU, AUNTIE, 33 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:46,481 MARILYN. 34 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:50,527 AUNTIE MARILYN, IS THERE ANY CHANCE I COULD HAVE A CUP OF 35 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,528 TEA? 36 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,405 THANK YOU, AUNTIE MARILYN, I REALTY APPRECIATE IT. 37 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,157 THAT'S WHAT THE TWO OF THEM LOOKED LIKE ON THE STAGE. 38 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:58,827 THEY'D BOTH BEEN TOLD OFF. 39 00:01:58,910 --> 00:01:59,911 >> Reggie: YEAH. 40 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:02,413 >> James: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHO THAT DEBATE WAS FOR. 41 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:06,417 MORE THAN 47 MILLION AMERICAN VOTERS HAVE ALREADY VOTED. 42 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,212 WHO HASN'TMADE THEIR MIND UP? 43 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,549 I THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED EARLY JUST SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE 44 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:17,387 TO WATCH THAT FINAL DEBATE. 45 00:02:17,470 --> 00:02:19,556 WATCHING THE AT THE BAIT? 46 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,349 NO, I'VE SENT MINE IN. 47 00:02:21,432 --> 00:02:24,269 I'LL BE WATCHING THE GIANTS-EAGLES GAME. 48 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,437 HAVE A GOOD ONE. 49 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,566 IT WAS FOR THE ONE REMAINING UNDECIDED VOTER. 50 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:34,195 I CAN TELL YOU HIS NAME IS CRAIG, HE LIVES IN DENVER, AND 51 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:41,244 FUNNY FACT ABOUT CRAIG, HE IS AN (BLEEP). 52 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,038 ( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TALK ABOUT THE DEBATE. 53 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:48,793 IT STARTED OUT PRETTY CIVIL WITH BOTH TRUMP AND BIDEN STAYING ON 54 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:49,919 TOPIC. 55 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,754 THE FIRST SUBJECT WAS THE CORONAVIRUS EPIDEMIC WHICH LED 56 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:55,258 TO THIS EXCHANGE -- >> WE'RE ABOUT TO GO INTO DARK 57 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:59,888 WINTER, A DARK WINTER, AND EHE HAS NO CLEAR PLAN AND THERE'S NO 58 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:02,140 PROSPECT THAT THERE'S GOING TO BE A VACCINE AVAILABLE FOR THE 59 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:05,935 MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BEFORE THE MIDDLE OF NEXT YEAR. 60 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,270 >> PRESIDENT TRUMP, YOUR REACTION, HE SAYS YOU HAVE NO 61 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,438 PLAN. 62 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:09,397 >> I DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A DARK WINTER AT ALL. 63 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:14,402 >> James: THESE GUYS ARE SO EMO. 64 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:20,742 DARK WINTER SOUNDS LIKE AN "AVENGERS" MOVIE OR A SEQUEL TO 65 00:03:20,825 --> 00:03:24,120 "THE HUNGER GAMES" THAT WILL NEVER BE IN THEATERS BECAUSE TO 66 00:03:24,203 --> 00:03:25,079 HAVE THE DARK WINTER. 67 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,247 ( LAUGHTER ) IT'S ACTUALLY GOING TO BE A 68 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,626 FAIRLY WELL LIT WINTER BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK 69 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:30,835 INSIDE. 70 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,296 FOR ANY YOUNGER VIEWERS, WHEN I SAY WELL LIT, I DON'T MEAN THE 71 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:36,257 WAY YOU MEAN LIT. 72 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:44,265 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW, TIM KNOWS. 73 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:46,476 ( LAUGHTER ) TIM'S THE POINT REFERENCE 74 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:52,649 WHENEVER I WANT TO GO, TIM, ONE OF THE YOUNG HIP AND GROOVY 75 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,816 GANG. 76 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,319 AND HE'LL COME BACK GOING, OH, HE'S, LIKE, FLOSSING IN THE 77 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,488 CORNER AND -- ( LAUGHTER ) 78 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:06,162 AT ONE POINT, PRESIDENT TRUMP WENT ON THE ATTACK AND ACCUSED 79 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:09,499 BIDEN OF HIDING FROM COVID IN HIS BASEMENT. 80 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:12,168 >> WE'RE LEARNING TO LIVE WIT. 81 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:16,130 WE CAN'T LOCK OURSELVES UP IN THE BASEMENT LIKE JOE DOES. 82 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,508 HE'S OBVIOUSLY MADE A LOT OF MONEY SOMEPLACE, BUT HE HAS THIS 83 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,510 THING ABOUT LIVING IN A BASEMENT. 84 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:21,511 PEOPLE CAN'T DO THAT. 85 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,596 BY THE WAY, I, AS THE PRESIDENT, COULD DON'T THAT. 86 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:26,349 I'D LOVE TO PUT MYSELF IN THE BASEMENT OR IN A BEAUTIFUL ROOM 87 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:31,479 IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND GO AWAY FOR A YEAR AND A HALF UNTILT IT 88 00:04:31,562 --> 00:04:32,313 DISAPPEARS. 89 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,233 >> James: YEAH, WE WOULD LOVE IT, TOO! 90 00:04:35,316 --> 00:04:36,526 IMAGINE TRUMP DISAPPEARING LIKE THAT. 91 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:42,573 AFTER HE SAID THAT, EVEN MELANIA LOOKED UP FROM HER MAGAZINE. 92 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:43,825 ( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP SAID HE'D LOVE TO HIDE IN 93 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,368 THE BASEMENT FOR A YEAR. 94 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,203 BUT I GUESS HE'LL HAVE TO MAKE DUE WITH HIDING ON A GOLF COURSE 95 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:48,329 FOR BASICALLY THREE YEARS. 96 00:04:48,413 --> 00:04:51,916 ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THE NIGHT STARTED OFF A 97 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:57,380 LITTLE SLOW, BUT THEN JOE BIDEN REALIZED EXACTLY WHO HE IS. 98 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,548 >> HE'S A VERY CONFUSED GUY. 99 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,342 HE THINKS HE'S RUNNING AGAINST SOMEBODY ELSE. 100 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:02,927 HE'S RUNNING AGAINST JOE BIDEN. 101 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,722 I BEAT ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE BECAUSE I DISAGREED WITH THEM. 102 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,390 JOE BIDEN HE'S RUNNING AGAINST. 103 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,392 >> James: JOE BIDEN. 104 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:10,560 BIG BABY B. 105 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,562 THE BIG MAN. 106 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:13,229 THE SULTAN OF SLEEP. 107 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:17,108 COME ON, MY GUY! 108 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:23,656 EITHER JOE BIDEN FOUND HIS FIGHTING SPIRIT OR HE FORGET 109 00:05:23,740 --> 00:05:24,907 THAT HE'S JOE BIDEN, BUT EITHER WAY, I'M PUMPED! 110 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,367 AT ONE POINT, THOUGH, TRUMP WENT AFTER BIDEN'S SON, HUNTER, AND 111 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:30,371 IMPLIED THAT BIDEN HIMSELF WAS INVOLVED IN SOMETHING UNETHICAL. 112 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:34,250 >> TO EVEN HAVE A STATEMENT THAT WE HAVE TO GIVE 10% TO THE BIG 113 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:34,917 MAN. 114 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:35,585 YOU'RE THE BIG MAN, I THINK. 115 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:36,419 I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU'RE NOT. 116 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,337 BUT YOU'RE THE BIG MAN, I THINK. 117 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,424 >> James: THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. 118 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:46,054 ANYTIME ANYONE -- THE ONLY TIME ANYONE USES THE PHRASE BIG MAN 119 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,973 IS IF THEY FORGET SOMEONE'S NAME. 120 00:05:49,057 --> 00:06:03,821 YEAH, HOW YOU DOING, BIG MAN, BIG FELLA, TIM, REGGIE, BIG 121 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:06,616 ( BLEEP ) PLAYER. 122 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:07,825 ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T THINK JOE BIDEN IS THE 123 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:08,910 BIG MAN. 124 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:11,454 NO ONE LOOKS AT JOE BIDEN AND CALLS HIM THE BIG MAN. 125 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:17,293 IF I WAS GOING TO CALL HIM THAT, I WOULD CALL HIM, LIKE, SLICK, 126 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:19,295 NIGHT TIGER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 127 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:20,379 ( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THAT'S GOOD. 128 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,341 >> James: TRUMP TRIED TO PORTRAY HIMSELF AS BEING TOUGH 129 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:26,636 ON RUSSIA SAYING THE UKRAINE ASKED FOR WEAPONS TO DEFEND 130 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:30,431 ITSELF FROM RUSSIA BUT OBAMA AND BIDEN GAVE THEM SOMETHING ELSE 131 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:31,641 INSTEAD. 132 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,685 >> I SOLD WHILE HE WAS SELLING PILLOWS AND SHEETS, I TOLD TANK 133 00:06:34,769 --> 00:06:36,604 BUSTERS TO UKRAINE. 134 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:42,985 THERE HAS BEEN NOBODY TOUGHER ON RUSSIA THAN DONALD TRUMP. 135 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,697 >> James: AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED ON PILLOWS AND SHEETS 136 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:51,828 IT'S AVAILABLE AT HIS NEW OUTLET STORE BED, BIDEN AND BEYOND. 137 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:53,996 ( LAUGHTER ) ONE OF THE BIG JAW DROPPING 138 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,457 MOMENTS TO HAVE THE NIGHT IS WHEN TRUMP SAID THIS. 139 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,709 >> NOBODY HAS DONE MORE FOR THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAN DONALD 140 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:05,007 TRUMP, AND IF YOU LOOK, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN, 141 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:08,511 POSSIBLE EXCEPTION, BUT THE EXCEPTION OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN -- 142 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,680 >> James: WOW. 143 00:07:10,763 --> 00:07:12,473 THE HUMILITY. 144 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:18,521 IT'S A TOSSUP, ABRAHAM LINCOLN ENDED SLAVERY, DONALD TRUMP -- 145 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,690 MET KANYE THAT ONE TIME. 146 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,984 ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW, TRUMP SAYS NOBODY HAS 147 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,194 DONE MORE FOR THE BLACK COMMUNITY, AND YOU CAN SEE THIS 148 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,698 BY HOW MUCH THE BLACK COMMUNITY COMES OUT TO SUPPORT TRUMP AT 149 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:32,702 HIS RALLIES. 150 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,162 ( LAUGHTER ) BUT TRUMP DIDN'T START THIS. 151 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,539 A LITTLE WHILE LATER HE HAD THIS TO SAY. 152 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,499 >> I AM THE LEAST RACIST PERSON. 153 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,502 I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE AUDIENCE BECAUSE IT'S SO DARK, BUT I 154 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:45,214 DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE AUDIENCE, I'M THE LEAST RACIST 155 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,299 PERSON IN THAT ROOM. 156 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,593 >> James: THAT ROOM MUFFIN PRETTY DARK BECAUSE HE COULD 157 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:52,513 UPPT SEE THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN MODERATOR TEN FEET IN FRONT OF 158 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:53,306 HIM. 159 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,557 THE LEAST RACIST PERSON IN THE ROOM. 160 00:07:54,640 --> 00:08:00,271 THAT WOULD ONLY BE TRUE IF HE WAS IN A SINGLE-STALL BATHROOM. 161 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:06,527 DONALD TRUMP, JR. WAS AT THE DEBATE MEANING DO DONALD TRUMP 162 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:11,240 ISN'T EVEN THE LEAST RACIST PERSON IN THAT ROOM. 163 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:18,748 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WHO ARE RACIST DO, THEY COMPARE HOW NOT 164 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,625 RACIST THEY ARE. 165 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:22,752 THEN THEY GOT INTO THE ISSUE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, AND TRUMP 166 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:23,336 PAINTED A PICTURE OF... 167 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:24,086 SOME BIZARRE ARCHITECTURE. 168 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,296 TAKE A LOOK. 169 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:28,925 >> WHEN HE SAYS BUILDINGS, I WANT TO TAKE THE BUILDINGS DOWN█ 170 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,928 BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE BIGGER WINDOWS INTO SMALLER WINDOWS. 171 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,931 IF YOU HAD NO WINDOW, IT WOULD BE A FUNNY THING. 172 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,057 >> JAMES: I GOT TO HAND IT TO TRUMP. 173 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,225 THAT'S A FUNNY IMAGE. 174 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:38,434 BIG BUILDING, LITTLE WINDOWS-- THAT'S JUST CLASSIC COMEDY. 175 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:38,935 BUT THERE'S A VERY SIMPLE REASON WHY TRUMP IS AFRAID OF TINY 176 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:42,063 WINDOWS. 177 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:46,859 THE MOST COMMON PLACE YOU FIND THEM IS IN A PRISON. 178 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:47,777 TINY WINDOWS? 179 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:48,653 >> Reggie: JAIL. 180 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:51,656 >> James: THAT'S RIGHT, IN JAIL, IN PRISON. 181 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:54,784 REGGIE, I WILL GIVE YOU $100 IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHAT TRUMP WAS 182 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,452 TALKING ABOUT. 183 00:08:56,535 --> 00:08:59,956 >> Reggie: I THINK, UH, HE'S TALKING ABOUT IN THE '80s, 184 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:06,087 WHEN THERE WAS A MANDATE BY FEDERAL LOCAL INSTITUTES SUCH AS 185 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:10,466 SCHOOLS TO MAKE THEM MORE ENERGY EFFICIENT, THEY TOOK AWAY 186 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:15,638 PROBABLY 60% TO 70% OF THE WINDOW SIZE, AND IT WAS VERY 187 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:20,810 TINY AND KIND OF DEPRESSING AND NOW WE SEE A REVERSAL ON THAT 188 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,852 TREND. 189 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:36,826 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: HERE'S THE THING 190 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:37,994 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: HERE'S THE THING 191 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:46,627 ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, RIGHT, NUMBER ONE, REGGIE WATTS, 192 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:49,672 SMARTEST GUY IN THE ROOM AND, NUMBER TWO, NOT ONE OTHER PERSON 193 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:54,885 IN THIS ROOM KNOWS WHETHER THAT'S RIGHT OR NOT. 194 00:09:54,969 --> 00:10:02,685 ( LAUGHTER ) AND WHAT WE'VE ALL DONE IS GO -- 195 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:09,525 ( LAUGHTER ) SOUNDS CONVINCING. 196 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:13,529 TRUMP THEN HAD THIS TO SAY ABOUT WIND. 197 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:14,322 >> WE'RE ENERGY DEPENDENT. 198 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,241 I KNOW MORE ABOUT WIND THAN YOU DO. 199 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,745 >> James: OKAY, EASY THERE CAPTAIN PLANET. 200 00:10:20,828 --> 00:10:25,541 YOU KNOW WHY TRUMP DOES KNOW MORE ABOUT WIND? 201 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:28,169 FULL OF HOT AIR! 202 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:31,047 HIT ME, GUILLERMO! 203 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:35,259 ( RIM SHOT ) ♪ 204 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:36,719 ♪ ♪ 205 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,221 ♪ >> James: SO THAT'S IT! 206 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:43,059 THAT IS IT, GUYS. 207 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,353 NO MORE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES. 208 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:49,190 WEWERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE THREE, WE ENDED UP WITH TWO, ONE WAS 209 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:53,069 ILL BEHAVED, NASTY AND OFF THE RAILS, THEOUT WAS BORING, IT 210 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:56,739 BASICALLY SUMS UP BOTH TO HAVE THE CANDIDATES. 211 00:10:56,822 --> 00:11:01,535 AND, NOW, AMERICA, IT'S UP TO YOU. 212 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,704 NOW, IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THE TRUMP TEAM 213 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,957 DURING THE DEBATE LAST NIGHT, WELL, THIS IS EXCITING. 214 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:14,590 WE HAVE ACTUALLY OBTAINED SOME EXCUSIVE FOOTAGE OF WHAT WAS 215 00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:15,758 HAPPENING BEHIND THE SCENES. 216 00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,761 THIS IS THE BRILLIANT MICHAEL SPICER IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. 217 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:20,721 >> OKAY, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 218 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:24,266 REMEMBERT WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT, THIS IS A NEW TRUMP, THIS IS A 219 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,434 THOUGHTFUL TRUMP. 220 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:29,897 AND PRETEND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN REBOOTED, OKAY, FOR THE PAST 221 00:11:29,980 --> 00:11:33,401 FOUR YEARS YOU HAVE BEEN A LAPTOP WITH TOO MANY TABS OPEN 222 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,779 AND NOW YOU'VE RESTORED YOUR FACTORY SETTINGS AND YOU'RE 223 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:37,613 READY TO GO. 224 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,865 SHOW THEM WHAT YOUR PROCESSOR CAN DO. 225 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:40,866 FORGET THAT BIT. 226 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:45,579 >> WE HAVE A VACCINE THAT'S COMING, IT'S READY. 227 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:46,664 >> MMM -- IT'S GOING TO BE ANNOUNCED 228 00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,332 WITHIN WEEKS. 229 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,125 >> YEAH, NO... 230 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,751 AND GOING TO BE DELIVERED. 231 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,629 OPERATION WARP SPEED. 232 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,339 A TERRIBLE NAME IS WHAT IT IS. 233 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,967 >> I CAN TELL YOU FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE -- 234 00:11:58,050 --> 00:11:59,802 >> THEY GAVE YOU A THERAPEUTIC -- 235 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:04,723 >> A THERAPEUTIC, I GUESS THEY'D CALL IT, SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAW 236 00:12:04,807 --> 00:12:05,766 IT'S A CURE. 237 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,851 >> YES, BUT THAT'S WHAT A WRONG PERSON WOULD SAY. 238 00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:09,145 STOP QUOAGHT PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG. 239 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,813 >> WE HAVE NO CHOICE, WE CAN'T LOCK OURSELVES UP IN A BASEMENT 240 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,815 LIKE JOE DOES. 241 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:13,691 >> WHAT? 242 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:16,152 HE HAS THE OOBILITY TO LOCK HIMSELF UP. 243 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,821 I DON'T KNOW, HE'S OBVIOUSLY MADE A LOT OF MONEY SOMEPLACE. 244 00:12:18,904 --> 00:12:20,448 >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 245 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,784 HAVING A BASEMENT IS NOT A SYMBOL OF WEALTH, YOU MAINIA NOT 246 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,996 SAY LIKE A GOLD PENTHOUSE APARTMENT. 247 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,789 >> BUT HE HAS THIS THING ABOUT LIVING IN A BASEMENT. 248 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,832 >> NO, HE DOESN'T! 249 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:33,002 BY THE WAY, I TAS THE PRESIDENT COULDN'T DO THAT. 250 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,837 I'D LOVE TO PUT MYSELF IN THE BASEMENT. 251 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,797 >> SO WOULD I. 252 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:40,342 THIS WEEK YOU CALLED DR. FAUCI A DISASTER. 253 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,344 >> TIME TO BUILD BRIDGES, LET'S GO. 254 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,763 >> I THINK HE'S A DEMOCRAT, BUT THAT'S OKAY. 255 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:45,473 >> BUILD THEM. 256 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,850 NOBUILD THEM! 257 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,812 >> WHEN JOE SAYS THAT I SAID ANTHONY FAUCI SAID -- 258 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:52,980 >> SORRY, WHAT NOW? 259 00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:59,653 ANTHONY SAID, IF YOU LOOK BACK, RIGHT WORDS -- THIS IS NO 260 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,864 PROBLEM, THIS IS GOING TO GO AWAY SOON. 261 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:03,866 HE'S ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES. 262 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,910 >> THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY, YOU SAID IT SEVEN MINUTES AGO! 263 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:10,498 >> WHAT WOULD YOU YOU DO IF THOSE PEOPLE HAVE YOUR HEALTH 264 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,081 INSURANCE TAKEN AWAY. 265 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,918 TWO MINUTES UNINTERRUPTED. 266 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,879 >> FIRST OF ALL I'VE DONE SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE THOUGHT 267 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,506 IS IMPOSSIBLE. 268 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:22,551 >> BANKRUPT A CASINO, TURN AMERICANS OFF BEEF STEAKS. 269 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,887 >> I COULD HAVE GONE THE OTHER WAY. 270 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:29,058 >> BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DICK VAN DYKE KICKING TOGETHER THEIR 271 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:30,309 HEELS. 272 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,894 >> DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THESE PARENTS FEAR FOR THEIR CHILDREN. 273 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,771 >> YES, I DO. 274 00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:34,939 YOU GO 'DO. 275 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,899 NO YOU -- OKAY, THAT IS WHAT I TOLD YOU TO SAY, OKAY, FINE. 276 00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:42,696 >> NO MORE THAT IS DONE MORE FOR THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAN TRUMP. 277 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,907 >> OH, MY GOD SOMEHOW IT SOUNDS WORSE EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT. 278 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:49,078 >> WHAT DO YOU SAY TO AMERICANS WHO SAY THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE 279 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:53,249 FROM A PRESIDENT IS CONTRIBUTING T A CLIMATE OF HATE AND RACIAL 280 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,458 STRIVE. 281 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:58,712 >> THE FIRST TIME I EVER HEARD OF "BLACK LIVES MATTER," THEY 282 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,715 WERE CHANTING BIGS IN A BLANKET TALKING ABOUT POLICE. 283 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,636 >> IS THIS YOU DOING MORE GOOD MORE THE BLACK COMMUNITY THAN 284 00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:06,053 ANYONE. 285 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:06,929 >> PIGS, PIG. 286 00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:07,930 STOP SAYING PIGS. 287 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,100 I SAID THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING AND THIS THEY WERE 288 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,268 MARCHING DOWN THE STREET. 289 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:19,108 >> YOU'VE JUST USED LANGUAGE TO INCITE RACIAL DIVISION BY 290 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,278 MISINTERPRETING THE "BLACK LIVES MATTER" MOVEMENT AND INCITED 291 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:22,736 RACIAL DIVISION. 292 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:23,904 THAT IS NOT IDEAL. 293 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,950 >> I DON'T CARE WHO'S IN THE AUDIENCE, I'M THE LEAST 294 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:28,951 RACISTPERSON IN THIS ROOM. 295 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:33,038 >> YOU CAN'T MEASURE RACISM JAM FOR BRAINS. 296 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,165 XENOPHOBIA DOESN'T BECOME IN UNITS. 297 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:40,296 IF YOU'RE 1% RACIST YOU'RE RACIST! 298 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:40,838 >> ELECTION DAY IS NOVEMBER 3. 299 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,631 DON'T FORGET TO VOTE. 300 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,802 >> IF THIS IS THE LAST TIME I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR YOU, 301 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:48,304 MR. PRESIDENT, I WANT TO SAY IT'S BEEN A PRESSURE WORKING 302 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:55,144 WITH YOU AND I HOPE THAT WE CAN -- DO -- IT -- OH, 303 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:59,148 ( BLEEP ). 304 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:03,152 AAAHHH! 305 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:07,823 AGAIN. 306 00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:13,120 I'M GOING TO GO AND -- VOTE -- NOW. 307 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,998 ( APPLAUSE ) >> James: A HUGE THANKS TO THE 308 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,166 BRILLIANT MICHAEL SPICER. 309 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:20,127 WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "THE LATE LATE SHOW" RIGHT AFTER 310 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:20,961 THIS, EVERYBODY! 311 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:21,670 ♪ ♪ 312 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:27,259 ♪ ♪ 313 00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:37,019 ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK! 314 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,438 ONCE AGAIN, I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE 315 00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:41,857 AND LEARNING NEW THINGS. 316 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,608 AND NOW I WILL SHARE SAID THINGS WITH YOU. 317 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:46,487 THIS IS "TONIGHT, I LEARNED!" ♪ 318 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:47,988 ♪ ♪ 319 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:56,997 FIRST UP, TONIGHT I LEARNED, TRUST NO ONE. 320 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:11,929 ( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT? 321 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:24,274 ( LAUGHTER ) >> WHAT? 322 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:30,406 >> James: WE ACTUALLY PLAY THAT GAME HERE AT THE SHOW. 323 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,950 ( LAUGHTER ) IAN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT, BUT 324 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,618 WE PLAY IT. 325 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:35,285 ( LAUGHTER ) UP NEXT, TONIGHT I LEARNED THE 326 00:16:35,369 --> 00:16:50,175 IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY PLANNING. 327 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:53,637 IMPORTANCE OF FAMILY PLANNING. 328 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,181 >> OH! 329 00:16:56,265 --> 00:17:01,645 ( LAUGHTER ) OH, NO! 330 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:05,482 >> OH, MY GOD! 331 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:09,486 WHAT HAPPENED? 332 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,195 OH, MY GOD! 333 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:14,116 OH OH,, OH! 334 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:20,748 ( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: THE ONLY WAY FOR HER 335 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:25,627 TO DEAL WITH THAT IS TO COMMIT TO IT FOREVER. 336 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:31,300 GO TO THE HOSPITAL, HAVE THE DOCK SAY IT'S A FALSE ALARM AND 337 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:35,345 THEN SAY, CAN YOU LOOK AT MY HUSBAND'S BACK? 338 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,639 OR POST IT ON YOUTUBE AND OFFER TO PAY FOR HIS BACK SURGERY. 339 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:44,146 MOVING ON, TONIGHT I LEARNED HOW TO FIT IN. 340 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:51,987 ♪ ♪ 341 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:54,239 ♪ >> I DON'T GET THIS! 342 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,325 I DON'T GET IT! 343 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,994 BECAUSE WHAT DOES HE THEN DO NOW? 344 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:02,164 HE HASN'T GOT HIS PHONE BECAUSE HE'S FILMING IT, AND EVEN IF HE 345 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:06,502 DID HAVE HIS PHONE HE CAN'T GET IT OUT, SO HE PRESUMED HE HAS TO 346 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,212 CALL FOR THE HELP? 347 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,380 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GUILLERMO? 348 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:15,969 >> GOT AN EXACTO KNIFE OR SOMETHING OR A RAZOR OR CUTS 349 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:16,845 HIMSELF OUT. 350 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,180 >> James: OH, HE'S GOT A KNIFE IN THERE. 351 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,475 BUT EVEN THAT I WOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT. 352 00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,684 YOU'RE GOING TO DO WHAT, SON? 353 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:26,188 I'M GOING TO GET INTO THIS BAG, SUCK ALL THE AIR OUT WHILE I'M 354 00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,064 HOLDING A KNIFE. 355 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:30,359 AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS FOR WHAT? 356 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,694 TO PUT IT TON INTERNET. 357 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,862 OKAY, COOL. 358 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:48,877 FORGING AHEAD, I LEARNED IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY PRODUCTIVE. 359 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:49,711 FORGING AHEAD, I LEARNED IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY PRODUCTIVE. 360 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:50,921 ♪ ♪ 361 00:18:51,004 --> 00:19:00,347 >> James: NOW, REGULAR VIEWERS OF THE SHOW -- JUST SAYING THAT 362 00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:03,225 STATEMENT, REGULAR VIEWERS OF THE SHOW WILL KNOW THAT WE'VE 363 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,726 SEEN THIS GUY BEFORE. 364 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:09,273 AND HE NORMALLY PULLS AWAY LIKE SOMETHING AND HE JUST, YOU KNOW, 365 00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:13,694 YOU'RE THINKING YOU'RE GOING TO SEE HIS PENIS AND THEN YOU 366 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:14,570 DON'T. 367 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,404 ( LAUGHTER ) AND I THINK THIS DEPARTURE FOR 368 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,406 HIM IS A MISTAKE. 369 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,490 I DO. 370 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,283 I DO. 371 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:23,245 I THINK -- I THINK HE'S GOT TO STICK. 372 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:27,082 IT'S LIKE A MUSICIAN WHEN THEY HAVE A BIG HIT AND GO I'M GOING 373 00:19:27,165 --> 00:19:29,418 TO COMPLETELY CHANGE IT UP FOR THE NEW ALBUM. 374 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,420 NO, PLAY THE HITS, MAN. 375 00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:32,629 PLAY THE HITS. 376 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:36,258 I IMAGINE WATCHING THAT IS HOW AMERICANS FELT WHEN THEY WATCHED 377 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,427 MICHAEL JORDAN PLAY BASEBALL. 378 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:43,932 IT'S THE SAME GUY BUT HE'S NOT DOING WHAT I LOVE SEEING HIM DO. 379 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,767 ( LAUGHTER ) UP NEXT TONIGHT, I LEARNED TO 380 00:19:45,851 --> 00:20:00,699 FACE CHALLENGES HEAD ON. 381 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,576 FACE CHALLENGES HEAD ON. 382 00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,290 ( SCREAMING ) >> JAMES: ACTUALLY, THEY HAD A 383 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,750 RELATIVELY AMICABLE DIVORCE. 384 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:12,961 ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, TONIGHT I LEARNED 385 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:27,893 WHY YOU DON'T COPY SOMETHING YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET. 386 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:37,694 WHY YOU DON'T COPY SOMETHING YOU SAW ON THE INTERNET. 387 00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:38,320 >> OH! 388 00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:51,375 ( LAUGHTER ) >> OH, WOW! 389 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,417 >> JAMES: COMPLETELY NUTS. 390 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,210 THAT WAS "TONIGHT, I LEARNED!" WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 391 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,337 ♪ ♪ 392 00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:56,380 ♪ 393 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,058 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 394 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,351 LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT! 395 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,895 HE JUST WON AN EMMY FOR HIS SENSATIONAL PERFORMANCE IN HBO'S 396 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:16,733 "SUCCESSION." 397 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:23,824 THE SUPREME, THE POWERFUL, JEREMY STRONG! 398 00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,367 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LOOK AT YOU! 399 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,994 HOW ARE YOU, SIR? 400 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:27,536 ARE YOU WELL? 401 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,870 >> YEAH, I'M GOOD, MAN. 402 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,039 I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE WITH YOU. 403 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,709 >> James: I'M INCREDIBLY HAPPY, AND I THINK PEOPLE WOULD 404 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:38,213 BE SHOCKED TO KNOW THIS, THIS IS YOUR FIRST EVER TELEVISION 405 00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,381 INTERVIEW. 406 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:43,385 >> THAT'S TRUE. 407 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,889 IT'S UNAVOIDABLE, JAMES, AND I'VE REALLY JUST BEEN WAITING 408 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:49,016 FOR YOU TO CALL. 409 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,685 YOU KNOW, THIS IS MY FIRST EVER TELEVISION INTERVIEW. 410 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:52,894 IT MIGHT BE MY LAST. 411 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:56,106 >> James: NO IT WON'T. 412 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:57,232 SO NO PRESSURE. 413 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,568 >> James: I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE YOUR LAST BECAUSE I'VE 414 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:04,906 JUST GOT TO SAY, JUST ON THIS ALONE, I LOVE TALK SHOW JEREMY 415 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,074 STRONG, DON'T YOU? 416 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,535 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THE LOOK IS STRONG. 417 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,120 I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE. 418 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:13,373 WE MET AT THE EMMYS LAST YEAR, AND I BADGERED YOU AND TOLD YOU 419 00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:18,420 WHAT A HUGE FAN OF "SUCCESSION" I WAS, AND I REMEMBER SAYING TO 420 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:22,966 YOU, YOU WAIT, NEXT YEAR, I'M TELLING YOU NOW -- AND YOU, OF 421 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,427 COURSE, WERE VERY HUMBLE AND SAID, I DON'T KNOW, AND THEN 422 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:30,932 LAST MONTH YOU WIN BEST ACTOR AT THE EMMYS FOR "SUCCESSION," AND 423 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,936 IT WAS RICHLY DESERVED, IT REALLY REALLY WAS. 424 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,398 LIKE, I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW GREAT THAT SHOW AND YOUR 425 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,608 PERFORMANCE IS. 426 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,110 BUT I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR YOU BECAUSE 427 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,445 OBVIOUSLY THE NOMINEES WERE ZOOMING IN FROM ALL AROUND THE 428 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,613 WORLD. 429 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:49,242 I DON'T KNOW IF THERE WOULD EVER BE ANOTHER EMMYS LIKE IT. 430 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,453 TELL US ABOUT THE MOMENT WHERE YOU HEARD YOUR NAME CALLED OUT 431 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,122 AND YOU REALIZED YOU WON. 432 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,957 WHAT WAS THAT LIKE? 433 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:59,461 >> IT WAS -- I THINK -- YOU KNOW, I WAS A BIT AMAZED, TO BE 434 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:03,215 HONEST. 435 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:06,468 THERE'S SO MUCH, AS YOU KNOW, JUST INCREDIBLE WORK ON 436 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:11,306 TELEVISION RIGHT NOW, AND, YOU KNOW, IN THE CATEGORY THAT I WAS 437 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:16,019 IN, AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYWHERE ON TELEVISION. 438 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:22,567 SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS -- IT WAS A SORT OF -- IT WAS AN AMAZING 439 00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:23,318 MOMENT. 440 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:26,446 AND A BY CZAR WAY OF IT HAPPENING. 441 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,990 >> YEAH, BECAUSE I SORT OF FELT LIKE YOU DIDN'T HAVE THAT. 442 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:34,204 ANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO WON DIDN'T HAVE THE SORT OF 15 OR 20 443 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:38,333 SECONDS TO GATHER THEMSELVES AND WALK UP TO THE STAGE AND GIVE A 444 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,000 TROPHY. 445 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,211 IT'S LIKE YOU WON, SPEAK, NOW! 446 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:44,714 >> YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE REALLY USED THAT 30 447 00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:49,344 SECONDS' WALK UP TO THE PODIUM TO SORT OF ASSEMBLE MYSELF A 448 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,512 BIT. 449 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,848 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHAT WAS KIND OF WONDERFUL ABOUT IT WAS HOW 450 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,475 INTIMATE THE WHOLE THING BECAME. 451 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,685 >> James: SURE. 452 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,688 MY WIFE AND MY FRIENDS WERE IN THE NEXT ROOM, AND, YOU KNOW, 453 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:03,483 THERE WAS THE DUDE IN THE HAZMAT SUIT IN THE HALLWAY WITH THE 454 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:07,529 EMMY, AND HE HANDED IT TO MY WIFE, AND SHE BROUGHT IT IN AND, 455 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:12,576 YOU KNOW, WHEN IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN? 456 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:16,246 >> James: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S AN AMAZING WAY TO LOOKT AT SUCH 457 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,539 AN EVENING. 458 00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:22,210 THE LAST SEASON OF "SUCCESSION" WHICH WAS MY FAVORITE SHOW ON TV 459 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:27,883 LAST YEAR AND IT ENDED ON SUCH A CLIFFHANGER, PARTICULARLY FOR 460 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,050 YOUR CHARACTER. 461 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,303 AD I KNOW YOU WERE DUE TO GO BACK AND SHOOT EARLIER IN THE 462 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:35,056 YEAR AND IT OBVIOUS GOT SHUT DOWN. 463 00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:39,477 HOW FRUSTRATING HAS THIS BREAK BEEN BETWEEN SEASONS AND DO YOU 464 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:43,231 EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE BACK SHOOTING THE SHOW? 465 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:49,696 >> YEAH, I'M GOING TO BE BACK IN A FEW WEEKS. 466 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:53,074 ( JAMES GASPS ) >> AND IT'S LOOMING AND I'M 467 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,242 READY. 468 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:58,413 LISTEN, LAST YEAR WAS A HEAVY SEASON FOR ME, IT WAS A LOT OF 469 00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,081 WEIGHT TO CARRY. 470 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,168 SO I WAS SORT OF INDESCRIBABLY RELIEVED TO PUT IT DOWN FOR A 471 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,419 WHILE. 472 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:11,134 I'VE GOT TWO SMALL GIRLS, AND IT WAS REALLY ENDED UP BEING A GIFT 473 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:15,138 TO HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO SPEND WITH THEM, MORE TIME THAN, YOU 474 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:17,641 KNOW, THAN I WOULD HAVE OTHERWISE HAD. 475 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:22,771 AND, SO, YOU KNOW, GOING BACK -- YOU KNOW, EACH SEASON IT WAS A 476 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,732 BIT LIKE A VIDEO GAME WHERE, YOU KNOW, FIRST SEASON THERE'S A 477 00:25:25,815 --> 00:25:29,152 CERTAIN LEVEL AND YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE BOSS AT THE END AND THE 478 00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:32,739 NEXT SEASON YOU'RE AT LEVEL TWO AND THE MONSTER IS A DIFFERENT 479 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,116 MONSTER AND, SO, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GOING INTO THE THIRD SEASON, AND 480 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:42,290 I THINK IT'S A BIT LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE SHACKLES ARE OFF OF ME 481 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:43,583 AND IT'S SORT OF KENDALL UNBROWNED. 482 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:44,709 SO I'M EXCITED. 483 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:49,172 >> James: DO YOU HAVE TO GET BACK INTO A KENDALL FRAME OF 484 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,423 MIND? 485 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,510 DO YOU START JUST SITTING IN THE BACK OF UBERS LISTENING TO RAP 486 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,512 MUSIC AND PUNCHING SEATS AND THINGS? 487 00:25:55,595 --> 00:25:59,307 >> FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT, JAMES, BUT TODAY I WAS ACTUALLY 488 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:03,436 WALKING AROUND WILLIAMSBURG LISTENING TO MAGNA CAR TAHOELY 489 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:09,985 GRAIL, LISTENING TO THE JAY-Z ALBUM AND I PUT MY TOES BACK IN 490 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,194 IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. 491 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,321 I FELT IT. 492 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:18,326 >> James: YOU FELT KENDALL COMING BACK THROUGH THE HOLY 493 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:18,618 GRAIL. 494 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:19,828 >> YES. 495 00:26:19,911 --> 00:26:23,164 >> James: YOU SPENT THE FIRST HALF TO HAVE THE YEAR IN A SMALL 496 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,459 VILLAGE IN DENMARK WHEN LOCKDOWN HAPPENED. 497 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,210 WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE? 498 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,170 WHAT WAS THE EXPERIENCE LIKE THERE? 499 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,674 >> MY WIFE IS HALF DANISH, AND HER FAMILY IS OVER THERE. 500 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,801 WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME THERE. 501 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:38,346 WE WERE MARRIED THERE, MY FIRST DAUGHTER WAS BORN THERE AND, YOU 502 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,222 KNOW, I LOVE IT THERE. 503 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,516 I TRY AND SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS I CAN. 504 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:50,483 I FIND IT TO BE A VERY GENTLE, PEACEFUL, CALM PLACE, AND, SO, 505 00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:54,195 WE WERE THERE LIVING IN COPENHAGEN, AND THEN WHEN THE 506 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:57,782 PANDEMIC CAME, WE MOVED OUT TO THIS LITTLE FISHING VILLAGE ON 507 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,702 THE COAST ABOUT AN HOUR NORTH OF COPENHAGEN AND WE JUST KIND OF 508 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,912 KICKED IT THERE. 509 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:07,834 >> James: SO WHAT GOES ON IN THIS SMALL VILLAGE? 510 00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:11,755 WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN WE WERE LOCKED DOWN EATING PINTS OF ICE 511 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:12,380 CREAM? 512 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,548 WHAT DO YOU DO OVER THERE? 513 00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:20,722 >> IT WAS P THIS BEAUTIFUL TOWN, WILD SAND DUNES AND A WOODS. 514 00:27:20,805 --> 00:27:22,682 SO WE WALKED IN THE WOODS. 515 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:26,561 IT'S LIKE LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE A LITTLE BIT THERE. 516 00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:31,232 >> James: IT'S LITERALLY LIFE IN THE SLOW LANE. 517 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:36,279 DON'T THEY DO SNAIL RACING IN THE SMALL VILLAGE THAT YOU'RE 518 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:36,571 IN? 519 00:27:36,654 --> 00:27:37,447 >> YEAH. 520 00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:38,031 YEAH. 521 00:27:38,114 --> 00:27:39,199 THAT'S ACTUALLY A THING. 522 00:27:39,282 --> 00:27:40,867 >> James: DID YOU COMPETE? 523 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,952 YEAH, I DID. 524 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:48,083 AND, YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY COMPETITIVE. 525 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:54,214 SO WHAT YOU DO IS YOU'RE USING COLORED CHALK AND YOU MAKE 526 00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:55,423 LANES. 527 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,633 THERE ARE USUALLY TWO, THREE, SOMETIMES FOUR, DEPENDING ON HOW 528 00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:59,886 MANY KIDS YOU GET TOGETHER TO RACE THE SNAILS, YOU'VE GOT TO 529 00:27:59,969 --> 00:28:03,431 GO AFTER IT RAINS BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE SNAILS COME OUT IN THE 530 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:11,815 WOODS, AND THEN YOU GET A SNAIL AND YOU LINE THEM UP AND, YOU 531 00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:19,781 KNOW, AND THE GROWNUPS JUST HONESTLY STAND AROUND AND DRINK. 532 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:25,245 YOU DRINK SCHNAPPS IN DENMARK. 533 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:31,376 I FOUND IF YOU POUR SCHNAPPS AT THE FAR END OF THE TRACK, IT 534 00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,962 ACTUALLY WAS KIND OF A CATALYST FOR THE SNAIL. 535 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,757 >> James: BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S CONSIDERED DOPING. 536 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:41,636 WE SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT. 537 00:28:41,719 --> 00:28:42,095 REG? 538 00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:43,012 >> Reggie: YEAH. 539 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,097 >> James: LOOK INTO THAT AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 540 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,306 THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 541 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,309 NOW, JEREMY, LET'S TALK ABOUT "THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7", 542 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,355 WHICH IS YOUR NEW FILM ON NETFLIX, BASED ON A TRUE STORY, 543 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:55,692 FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T CAUGHT IT YET, TELL THEM WHATTETH ABOUT 544 00:28:55,775 --> 00:29:00,321 AND WHO YOU PLAY. 545 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,574 >> "THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7" IS ABOUT THESE PROTESTS THAT 546 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:07,787 HAPPEN IN CHICAGO IN THE SUMMER OF 1968, PROTESTERS CONVERGED ON 547 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:13,376 CHICAGO TO PROTEST THE VIETNAM WAR AND THE DEMOCRATIC 548 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:18,840 CONVENTION, SO THE FILM IS ABOUT THESE PROTESTS, AND THE 549 00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:23,386 SUBSEQUENT POLICE RIOTS THAT HAPPENED, AND THE TRIAL THAT 550 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,596 FOLLOWED IN 1969. 551 00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:31,352 WE FILMED THE MOVIE -- I PLAY JERRY RUBEN WHO WAS A KIND OF 552 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:40,528 FIERY RADICAL, AND A BIT OF A MERRY PRANKSTER AND A 553 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,779 PROVOCATEUR AND A TRICKSTER. 554 00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:47,368 WE WERE FILMING IN CHICAGO LAST OCTOBER, RIGHT AROUND NOW, AND 555 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:54,083 WE WERE MARCHING DOWN MICHIGAN AVENUE CHANTING NO JUSTICE, NO 556 00:29:54,167 --> 00:29:57,045 PEACE, CHANTING THE PEOPLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED, 557 00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,006 AND, YOU KNOW, WE WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN THAT OVER THE PAST 558 00:30:00,089 --> 00:30:03,635 FEW MONTHS WE WOULD BE OUT ON THE STREETS OF THIS COUNTRY 559 00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:05,386 CHANTING THOSE SAME THINGS. 560 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,891 IT'S UPSETTING BECAUSE IT KIND OF SHOWS HOW FAR WE HAVEN'T 561 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:13,853 COME, BUT I THINK INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. 562 00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:16,064 >> James: IT REALLY IS. 563 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,107 IT'S WORTH ANYBODY'S TIME WATCHING IT. 564 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,903 AS ALL YOUR PERFORMANCES ARE, IT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT. 565 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:24,781 LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM "THE TRIAL OF THE CHICAGO 7" 566 00:30:24,864 --> 00:30:26,574 WHICH IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW ON NETFLIX. 567 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,702 >> IS BILL TALKING TO YOU ABOUT TAKING THE STAND? 568 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:33,414 SOME OF THE PRESS GUYS ARE SAYING BILL'S BEEN TALKING TO 569 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,416 YOU ABOUT TAKING THE STAND. 570 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,585 >> HE'S BEEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT IT. 571 00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,421 >> HE THINKS YOU WOULD GET THE CROWD WORKED UP WITH THE 572 00:30:40,505 --> 00:30:41,506 POSITION PAPER. 573 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,800 >> HE THINKS I WON'T GET THE CROWD WORKED UP AT ALL. 574 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:46,970 HE THINKS MAYBE THEY'RE JURORS WHO RELIED ON THE SAFETY TO HAVE 575 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:52,100 THE POLICE AND ARE PUT OFF UPOR MAYBE HE JUST WANTS SOMEONE WHO 576 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:53,476 DRESSES LIKE A GROWN MAN. 577 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,272 >> THE COPS IN THIS CITY IN THE SUMMER OF 1968 WERE PIGS. 578 00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,900 >> James: STICK AROUND WITH MORE OF JEREMY STRONG WHEN WE 579 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,443 COME BACK, EVERYBODY! 580 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:03,861 YEAH! 581 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:14,080 ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK. 582 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,958 WE ARE HERE WITH THE HUGELY TALENTED JEREMY STRONG. 583 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,627 NOW, JEREMY, WE HAVE BEEN DOING A THING ON THE SHOW CALLED A 584 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,088 LATE LATE SHOW AND TELL WHEN WE ASK THE GUESTS TO SHARE 585 00:31:22,171 --> 00:31:26,384 SOMETHING WITH US FROM THEIR HOME THAT WE MIGHT OTHERWISE 586 00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:27,552 NEVER GET TO SEE. 587 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,178 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THIS EVENING? 588 00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:30,430 >> I DO. 589 00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:40,481 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU -- I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SORT OF 590 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:44,652 TALISMAN THAT THIS INCREDIBLE JEWELER IN LONDON A GUY NAMED 591 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:47,530 CASTRO SMITH WHO'S A JEWELER AND ENGRAVER HAD MADE FOR ME. 592 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,990 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE. 593 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:53,036 IT'S A SORT OF GUARDIAN ANGEL THAT'S HOLDING OBJECTS IN HIS 594 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:59,125 HAND THAT ARE SYMBOLIC TO ME, AND THEN ON THE BACK IS MY 595 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:05,298 DAUGHTER'S FOOTPRINT. 596 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,634 AND THEN MY OTTOER DAUGHTER, I'VE GOT A BELL. 597 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:08,051 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN SEE THIS. 598 00:32:08,134 --> 00:32:08,509 >> James: YEAH. 599 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,970 THERE'S A BELL. 600 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:20,563 HER NAME IS CLARA, AND THE BELL FELT SORT OF CLEAR AND SHINING 601 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,315 AND BRIGHT IS WHAT HER NAME MEANS. 602 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:26,027 THE BELLS IN COPENHAGEN ARE MY SORT OF FAVORITE SOUND IN THE 603 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:28,363 WORLD AND THEN HER NAME AND BIRTHDAY. 604 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:34,577 SO I WEAR MY GIRLS AND MY PROTECTIVE AMULET AROUND MY 605 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:35,119 NECK. 606 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,371 >> James: I LOVE THAT! 607 00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:40,583 WELL, YOU GO BACK TO THE JEWELRY IN LONDON AND GET THE GUARDIAN 608 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:43,336 ANGEL TO ALSO NOW BE HOLDING AN EMMY. 609 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:46,005 ( LAUGHTER ) THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT, 610 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:47,173 JEREMY, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 611 00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:49,342 REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING? 612 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:50,259 >> YES, I DO. 613 00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:57,058 TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL ) 614 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,185 -- THIS QUESTION IS FOR JEREMY. 615 00:32:59,268 --> 00:33:05,358 JEREMY, WHAT SIZE CAT DO YOU LIKE? 616 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,444 ( LAUGHTER ) >> I WOULD SAY LIKE A -- LIKE 617 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:14,033 A -- A PRETTY CORPULENT MAINE COOP CAT. 618 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,285 >> James: YEAH, LIKE A BIG CAT. 619 00:33:16,369 --> 00:33:17,495 >> LIKE A BIG CAT, YEAH. 620 00:33:17,578 --> 00:33:23,084 >> James: SO WE'RE GOING FOR A BIG OLD UNIT OF A CAT, REG, IS 621 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,294 THAT CORRECT? 622 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,088 >> Reggie: THAT'S RIGHT. 623 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:28,923 >> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. 624 00:33:29,006 --> 00:33:31,050 PLEASE THANK THE WONDERFUL JEREMY STRONG, EVERYBODY! 625 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,427 WHAT A SUPERSTAR. 626 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:36,097 WE HAVE MUSIC FROM SUPER M WHEN WE GET BACK. 627 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:36,764 DON'T GO AWAY! 628 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,141 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ 629 00:33:38,224 --> 00:33:40,351 ♪ 630 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,319 >> James: WELCOME BACK! 631 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:51,446 OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE A CHART-TOPPING KOREAN SUPER-GROUP 632 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:53,489 WHOSE DEBUT ALBUM, "SUPER ONE," IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 633 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:56,826 HERE PERFORMING "ONE (MONSTER AND INFINITY)," PLEASE WELCOME 634 00:33:56,909 --> 00:34:02,999 THE DASHING, THE ALWAYS COOL, SUPER M! 635 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:05,501 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH 636 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:09,255 YOU HEAR ME WALK INTO YOUR TOWN, ♪ RIGHT? 637 00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:11,132 SOUNDS RIGHT ♪ FEEL THAT RUMBLE IN THE 638 00:34:11,215 --> 00:34:12,800 GROUND, RIGHT? 639 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,385 ♪ DON'T LIE I'M THE ONE 640 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,219 ♪ I'M THE ONE BETTER RUN 641 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,638 ♪ BETTER RUN IF YOU WIT' IT 642 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:19,182 ♪ IF YOU WIT' IT THEN YOU'RE DONE, DONE, DONE 643 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:21,684 ♪ THEN YOU'RE DONE DARK CLOUD BLOCKING OUT THE SUN 644 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:25,772 ♪ OUT THE SUN I AIN'T SCARED 645 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:28,941 GOT ME FEELING KIND OF NUMB ♪ YEAH, IT'S A PROBLEM, I KNOW 646 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,818 TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ♪ WHAT YOU GOT? 647 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:31,778 I GOT MO' ♪ KEEP IT COMING WITH THAT 648 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,655 RELOAD ♪ AIN'T NO STOPPING ME, THOUGH 649 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,784 I GO ♪ AND I LOSE CONTROL 650 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:41,704 WOO ♪ HEAR IT TALKING TO ME 651 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,706 IN MY BODY ♪ FROM THE SHADOW WAKING UP 652 00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:46,167 UP, UP ♪ BRING THE BATTLE 653 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,712 GIVE ME WHAT I WANT ALL RIGHT 654 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:53,508 ♪ NO GAMES WATCH ME DELIVER EVERY TIME 655 00:34:53,591 --> 00:34:55,718 ♪ CATCH ME IN THE LATEST DRIVING SPACESHIPS ONE WAY 656 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:58,054 ♪ WE GOING UP AIN'T NO DECLINE 657 00:34:58,137 --> 00:35:01,724 ♪ LANDING IN THE MATRIX TRYNA BREAK IT 658 00:35:01,808 --> 00:35:06,062 ♪ HANDS UP YEAH 659 00:35:06,145 --> 00:35:10,066 ♪ ALL THE WAY TO INFINITY, YEAH WE GOING UP, THERE'S NO DECLINE 660 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:18,533 ♪ SO IF YOU'RE AIMING ANYWHERE AIM HIGH, 'IGH, 'IGH 661 00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,701 ♪ MAKE 'EM DROP, YEAH ONE 662 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,703 ♪ NOT ENOUGH LEVEL UP 663 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:24,831 ♪ YOU WANNA SEE HOW I GET DOWN LIKE 664 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,082 ♪ YEAH, RIGHT ( SINGING KOREAN ) 665 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:31,045 ♪ BREAK YOU WITH THAT LEFT WITH THAT RIGHT 666 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,089 ♪ MAKE YOU FEEL THE FIRE YOU AIN'T GOT THE MOVES 667 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:36,843 ♪ OR THE FUEL THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 668 00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:38,678 ♪ THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE MONSTER, MONSTER? 669 00:35:38,761 --> 00:35:40,888 ♪ NO TURNING BACK IF YOU WANNA FACE ME, NO 670 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:42,557 WOO ♪ TRIED TO WARN YA' 671 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,852 WE WAS COMING IN ♪ GOT NO TIME FOR ALL THIS 672 00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:49,730 ARGUIN' ♪ OH, NO 673 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:55,069 IT'S WAY BEYOND CONTROL ♪ BEYOND CONTROL 674 00:35:55,152 --> 00:35:57,905 ( SINGING KOREAN ) ♪ HEAR IT TALKING TO ME 675 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,867 IN MY BODY ♪ FROM THE SHADOW WAKING UP 676 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:03,077 UP, UP ♪ BRING THE BATTLE 677 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,246 GIVE ME WHAT I WANT ALL RIGHT 678 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:09,792 ♪ NO GAMES WATCH ME DELIVER EVERY TIME 679 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:11,419 ♪ CATCH ME IN THE LATEST DRIVING SPACESHIPS ONE WAY 680 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:14,130 ♪ WE GOING UP AIN'T NO DECLINE 681 00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:18,092 ♪ LANDING IN THE MATRIX TRYNA BREAK IT 682 00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:22,763 ♪ HANDS UP YEAH 683 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,893 ♪ ALL THE WAY TO INFINITY, YEAH WE GOING UP, THERE'S NO DECLINE 684 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:33,190 ♪ SO IF YOU'RE AIMING ANYWHERE AIM HIGH, 'IGH, 'IGH 685 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:36,402 ( SINGING KOREAN ) ♪ I'LL NEVER STOP 686 00:36:36,485 --> 00:36:39,113 NO, I'M NOT PLAYING NO GAMES ♪ FACE TO FACE AND 687 00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:43,117 DON'T RUN AWAY ♪ THINK YOU'RE READY FOR THE 688 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,661 MONSTER, MONSTER? 689 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:49,790 ♪ NEVER SEEN A MOUNTAIN TOO BIG FOR ME 690 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:56,881 ♪ I'M GON' BE ALL RIGHT GOT FOREVER ON MY MIND 691 00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:58,841 ♪ NO PRESSURE BUT WE PRESSIN' SO YOU BETTER RUN 692 00:36:58,925 --> 00:37:03,137 ♪ WE BRING ANOTHER DAWN WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN 693 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,766 ♪ NO GAMES WATCH ME DELIVER EVERY TIME 694 00:37:06,849 --> 00:37:09,268 ♪ CATCH ME IN THE LATEST DRIVING SPACESHIPS ONE WAY 695 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:10,436 ♪ WE GOING UP AIN'T NO DECLINE 696 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:13,898 ♪ LANDING IN THE MATRIX TRYNA BREAK IT 697 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:18,194 ♪ HANDS UP YEAH 698 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:22,198 ♪ ALL THE WAY TO INFINITY, YEAH WE GOING UP, THERE'S NO DECLINE 699 00:37:22,281 --> 00:37:26,243 ♪ SO IF YOU'RE AIMING ANYWHERE AIM HIGH, 'IGH, 'IGH 700 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:30,206 ♪ I'M THE OTHER ONE CHILLING WITH THEM OTHER ONES 701 00:37:30,289 --> 00:37:35,378 ♪ O-O-OTHER ONE YEAH, OTHER ONES ♪ 702 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:38,673 >> James: SUPER M! 703 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,007 THEIR ALBUM, "SUPER ONE," IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW! 704 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,008 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 705 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,177 ♪ ♪ 706 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:47,306 ♪ >> Reggie: ALL RIGHT YOU JUST 707 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:47,765 HEARD SOME OF THE GREATEST STUFF IN THE WORLD. 708 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:57,525 ♪ ♪ 709 00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,193 >> JAMES: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING! 710 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,570 NEXT WEEK, WE'VE GOT AARON SORKIN, BILLY PORTER, DAVID 711 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:05,574 BYRNE, CHELSEA HANDLER, AND LILY JAMES, PLUS MUSIC FROM THE 712 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:09,537 SHINS, KANE BROWN, AND CL. 713 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:10,579 WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN. 714 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:14,583 NOW, LISTEN YOU, YOU LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY -- YOU ARE 715 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,877 SPECIAL, AND EVERYBODY THINKS IT. 716 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,212 DON'T LOOK AT YOUR PHONE. 717 00:38:18,295 --> 00:38:21,173 SHUT YOUR EYES, AND POP OFF TO SLEEP. 718 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,508 WE'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY. 719 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,384 REGGIE, TAKE US HOME. 720 00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,052 ♪ ♪ 721 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:33,561 ♪ ♪ 722 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,523 Captioning sponsored by CBS Captioned by 723 00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:49,535 Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 724 00:38:49,618 --> 00:39:01,630 ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 725 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:13,601 ♪ ♪ ♪ 57415

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