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♪ need a new love? ♪
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♪ hey, I'm ready ♪
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♪ want my time? ♪
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♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪
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♪ who's gonna show ♪
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♪ when there's nobody ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪
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♪ who's gonna show ♪
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♪ when there's nobody ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ all right. ♪
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Oh jeez.
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Ugh. What?
I'm sleeping, Ray.
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I need to talk to you.
Buzz me in.
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I'm naked.
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I've already seen you naked.
Come on.
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Well, I've got company.
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Come on, Ray!
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It's the ass crack of dawn.
I'm not a marine.
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- Talk from there.
- I don't wanna talk from here.
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- I can't even see you.
- Well, I can see you.
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So if you've got something
to say, say it.
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I'm all ears.
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Fine. Stay away
from my wife.
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You don't have a wife.
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You know what I'm
talking about, lenore.
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Oh, you mean
your ex-wife Jessica?
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The married woman you
secretly go bowling with?
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Yeah, her.
Stay away from her, okay?
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Are you giving me
an ultimatum, Ray?
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I'm Jessica's friend.
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I'm trying to save her from
becoming a sad two-time divorcée.
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What about you, Ray?
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What are you thinking about
when you're off hugging her
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In a bowling alley parking lot?
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Are you thinking about
saving her marriage too,
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Or are you trying
to destroy it?
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By the way, I have
a new client for you
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Tomorrow night, Tuesday.
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Will you be free,
or will you be too busy
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Bowling with your ex-wife?
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All right, when I say
something, you say it back.
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So I say, "you can't
fuck me," right?
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So then you say...
repeat it back to me.
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Like, "you can't fuck me
because I don't want you to."
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You owe us two months' rent.
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- You think you might have it soon?
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Hold on, I just...
hold that thought.
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I don't know who this is.
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Why haven't you
picked up your phone?
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- We need to talk.
- Uh, Ray...
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- Hi. - Ray, this is Mr.
And Mrs. Sumbal.
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They're my very kind, generous
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And very patient landlords.
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Listen, Tanya, I have
a problem with lenore.
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- What? What kind of problem?
- Well, I, uh...
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You know, I have a very
bad feeling about her.
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You know, she has a lot
of our personal information
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And I don't trust her.
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You know, I...
to tell you the truth,
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I don't like the way
she treats you.
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Uh, would you like some olives?
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My husband says we might
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Have to charge you
a $50 late fee.
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The thing is I...
I don't have it.
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I don't have it.
I'm $300 short, you know?
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What do you want from me?
I've lived here 15 years.
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And remember when
the rat was in the dryer?
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Did I complain? I didn't.
I'm not complaining now.
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I just... we have
a good relationship.
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I just need to talk to my friend.
Hold on one second.
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Maybe you're right.
Maybe we're better off without her.
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Uh, okay, why are
you saying this?
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Did something happen?
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- No. - No?
All right, well then...
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Ray, I just... you know what?
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- I just don't think you're
being very professional. - Huh?
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You can't just have
a bad feeling
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And let go of our business
partner right now.
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Why not?
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Because, Ray, it all comes
down to the clients.
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All right?
That's the clients and the money.
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If I can't come up
with the clients,
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Then you're gonna go
running back to lenore
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The second she shows up
with new ones.
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- You know that.
- That's what I'm asking you.
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Can you get them without her?
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Yes, Ray.
Yes. Okay?
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I will book that wealthy
widow frances, Ray.
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I think of her
like moby-dick
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And I'm ahab,
except successful.
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You've read
"moby-dick," right?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Oh! Hi.
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Want me to scrub you?
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Thanks, honey.
I'm clean.
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- You okay, Ron?
- Yeah, I'm better than okay.
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I'm hopeful and I love you
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And I've been thinking
about our talk.
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- Which talk? - About the baby.
No pressure.
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We don't have to talk
about that right now.
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I was just thinking
of my family.
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- You mean you and me and the kids?
- Yeah.
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And the ones who came before
us, like my grandfather.
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People said he had
the perfect nose.
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Are you sure you're okay, Ron?
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There's no face problems
in my family, Jess.
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No Alzheimer's,
no celiac disease,
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No klinefelter's syndrome,
no tay-sachs...
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- Ron, you're talking about
the baby again. - Yes.
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Jess, I'm talking about the baby
again because I want a baby.
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I want to pass on
that tradition.
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I am 42 years old, Ron.
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I'm not having a baby with you.
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I went to medical school.
I am not a drug addict.
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I've never been incarcerated.
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I am a good man
from a good family
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In a good neighborhood
and I'm hungry!
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I am in my kitchen,
searching for my oatmeal
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That I purchased
with the money I made
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With the job that I still have
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In this crumbling
fucking economy
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Because I want breakfast!
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I want my fucking oatmeal!
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I want my cinnamon
fucking oatmeal!
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This is not what
I signed up for!
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This is not the life
of my dreams!
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Mr. Landy
told you this?
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Mr. Landy
the security guard?
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I'm sorry, Ray.
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He said it was Damon?
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It was him, Ray, your son,
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Taking a leak on home plate.
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He pissed on
home plate, Tanya.
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- 2:00 in the morning.
- Yeah.
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All alone.
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He walks down to the diamond,
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Unzipped his fly
and just let loose.
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I think I can see
what he was going for.
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- You can see what he was going for?
- Come on, Ray.
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You know, the plate of home?
A place called home?
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He was releasing his anger
in a nonviolent way.
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He was releasing, all right.
I don't know about anger.
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I'm just saying
he might be an artist.
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He didn't paint, Tanya.
He peed.
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All right, maybe he
needs a role model.
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Yeah, that would be me.
You know, I'm his dad.
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Fine, but maybe he needs
someone else to look up to,
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Like a... like a fellow
traveler, you know?
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Someone who shares
his interests.
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Wait, I got an idea.
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Here, just... just
bring him to this.
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"slam bam poetry slam."
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"sam... "
"slam bam poetry jam."
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No thanks.
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Ray, you can't just throw
stuff off the skywalk.
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I can get it.
Wait, hold on.
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See, it's right...
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Oh God!
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What are you doing?
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine, Ray.
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- What happened?
- This is stupid.
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Come on, let's go.
I'm fine.
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You know, ray, I'm making
a serious suggestion.
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I think poetry might
really speak to Damon.
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Great, maybe my son's
a good rhymer.
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No offense, but I don't think a
bunch of beret-wearing strangers
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Is what my kid needs right now.
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Okay, shh.
There... there she is.
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- Where?
- 2:00.
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She's eating a chicken
bowl in an $800 shirt.
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Don't... don't look at her though.
Look at me.
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- What? Why?
- Because...
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She wants
to look at you.
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- She does?
- Yeah.
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What... what...
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- I thought...
- What?
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- I thought I was supposed to meet her.
- No no no no.
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She likes to do things
a step at a time.
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So this time
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She'll just
take a look from afar.
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All right.
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I don't know what she can
tell from over there.
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That you're
reasonably good-looking
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And not dangerous.
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Okay, that's it.
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- That's it?
- That's it.
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I came all this way
just for that?
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This is moby-dick, Ray.
Trust me, she's worth it.
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I'm sorry.
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You really need
oatmeal that bad?
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Mother.
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Jess,
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I've loved you
since the 10th grade,
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Since that math class
you ignored me in,
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Since before you even
knew I was alive.
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I told you I didn't want to have
babies because I was scared.
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I was afraid you wouldn't marry me
if I told you the truth, but...
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I want to be
on the inside, Jess.
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I love you more
than life itself.
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I love you too, Ron.
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I want you to be
on the inside too.
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Thank you.
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Today's the happiest day
of my life.
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I'm gonna be a father!
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Anything you want to tell me?
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- Like what?
- I don't know.
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But if there is anything
you want to say,
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You can tell me.
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I'm your dad.
I love you.
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U know, my dad...
he had this extra business
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Making decoys, ducks...
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Mallards, redheads...
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You named it, he carved it.
He loved it.
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Every second he got
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He was back there
in that tool shed
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With his little decoy ducks.
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But really I wanted to crush
those ducks, you know?
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I wanted to snap
their little heads off.
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Mr. Landy saw you, son.
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The other nigh he saw you.
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You... you urinated
on America's pastime, son.
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I didn't get you
in trouble, did I?
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No no,
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But what I'm saying
is we're alike.
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I can understand you.
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We're... we're...
you know,
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We're fellow... Travelers.
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It's normal to want
to get back at your old man.
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It's okay if it was me
you wanted to piss on.
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I didn't want
to piss on you, dad.
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I just drank a lot of pop.
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Hi.
Um, I'm checking in...
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- Or I'm picking up a key.
- May I have your name, please?
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It's... it's, uh, mister...
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Mr. Falls.
I'm Mr. Falls.
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Ray? Ray!
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- Mike.
- Buddy!
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Oh, man, it's good to see
a friendly face, pal.
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Being single's hard enough, but.
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Shit, I haven't said
two words since I got here.
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What are you drinking?
I'm buying.
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Uh no...
no thanks, Mike.
248
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,217
I... I...
249
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:31,686
Damn, you're getting
a room already?
250
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,121
- Uh-huh.
- Optimistic, huh?
251
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:35,622
Here you go,
Mr. Falls.
252
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,157
- Thank you.
- 50th floor.
253
00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:38,825
- Enjoy your stay.
- Falls? Who's that?
254
00:14:38,859 --> 00:14:41,394
Beats me. I'm not here for
the singles thing, Mike.
255
00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:43,696
Oh oh.
What are you here for?
256
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:46,198
Um... A different thing.
257
00:14:46,232 --> 00:14:47,732
- In a hotel room?
- Yeah.
258
00:14:47,766 --> 00:14:49,800
Hey, great to see you, pal.
259
00:14:49,835 --> 00:14:51,869
You look, uh...
you look good.
260
00:14:51,903 --> 00:14:53,537
- Yeah.
- Go knock 'em dead.
261
00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:55,105
Yeah.
262
00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:57,674
You too.
263
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:01,577
- Hello?
Come in.
264
00:15:16,421 --> 00:15:18,356
Wow.
265
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,696
- Hi.
- Hi.
266
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:28,897
- Cake?
- No thanks.
267
00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:32,100
wow.
268
00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,710
You're cute.
269
00:15:52,789 --> 00:15:56,257
you wanna
do it on the floor?
270
00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:57,892
Sure.
271
00:16:04,499 --> 00:16:06,133
My turn.
272
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:22,144
Go for it.
273
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,077
I'm Christina.
274
00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:31,079
Richard.
275
00:16:31,113 --> 00:16:32,813
- Today's my birthday.
- Oh yeah?
276
00:16:32,848 --> 00:16:35,449
- Happy Birthday.
- Thanks.
277
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,451
You're my birthday present.
278
00:16:37,485 --> 00:16:39,419
Hey!
Oh y.
279
00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:41,321
Sing for me, will ya?
280
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:43,222
What would you like to hear?
281
00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:46,025
It's my birthday.
Sing "happy birthday."
282
00:16:48,361 --> 00:16:50,228
Um uh...
283
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,330
♪ happy... ♪
284
00:16:52,364 --> 00:16:57,001
- ♪ Happy Birthday to you...
♪ - Oh yeah.
285
00:16:57,035 --> 00:17:02,405
- ♪ Happy Birthday to you...
♪ - Yeah.
286
00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:06,508
♪ Happy Birthday,
dear Christina... ♪
287
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:09,177
Oh perfect, yeah.
288
00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:15,349
♪ Happy Birthday
to you. ♪
289
00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,119
Wow.
290
00:17:19,153 --> 00:17:21,121
Sing it again, okay?
291
00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:22,789
- Um...
- One more time.
292
00:17:22,823 --> 00:17:25,791
- ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
- Wait wait wait.
293
00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:27,392
- Start from the top.
- Okay.
294
00:17:27,427 --> 00:17:29,427
- I love it.
- Okay.
295
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:32,196
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
296
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,631
♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
297
00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:35,766
- Again.
- ♪ Happy... ♪
298
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:38,135
- Loud.
- ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
299
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,369
Soft.
300
00:17:39,404 --> 00:17:41,605
- Sing it again.
- Again?
301
00:17:41,639 --> 00:17:44,642
- Slow.
- ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
302
00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:46,946
With an accent... Irish.
303
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,280
♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
304
00:17:49,315 --> 00:17:51,748
- I can't do an accent.
- No?
305
00:17:51,782 --> 00:17:54,083
- Softer then.
- ♪ Happy... ♪
306
00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:56,118
No, loud.
I'm sorry, loud.
307
00:17:56,153 --> 00:17:59,488
♪ happy
birthday to you... ♪
308
00:17:59,522 --> 00:18:00,989
Don't stop.
Keep it up.
309
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:03,525
- ♪ Happy Birthday... ♪
- Sing it again.
310
00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,532
I feel so badly
about what happened.
311
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,568
If it's any consolation, I had
the agency fire that guy.
312
00:18:14,603 --> 00:18:16,537
We don't need
to talk about that.
313
00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:19,440
That whole sex therapist
thing... that is not who I am.
314
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:21,676
I know.
315
00:18:21,710 --> 00:18:23,544
- But if you ever do want to try it again...
- I don't.
316
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,346
...I promise you, the guy
will not stand you up.
317
00:18:25,381 --> 00:18:27,482
I don't.
318
00:18:30,118 --> 00:18:31,719
God, look at him.
319
00:18:31,753 --> 00:18:35,055
He said yesterday was the
happiest day of his life.
320
00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:38,025
maybe it was.
321
00:18:38,059 --> 00:18:39,926
But I didn't say yes, lenore.
322
00:18:39,961 --> 00:18:41,861
I just told him
that I loved him.
323
00:18:41,896 --> 00:18:43,363
I mean, what was
I supposed to say?
324
00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:45,799
He says he's been
in love th me since
325
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,201
Before I was alive.
326
00:18:49,403 --> 00:18:52,005
Well, you could be clear
your answer is no.
327
00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:53,540
Mm. Hmm.
328
00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:56,910
- There's also the option
of saying yes. - What?
329
00:18:56,944 --> 00:18:59,512
I'm trying to save your
marriage any way can, Jess.
330
00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:01,014
I'm worried.
331
00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:03,050
I mean, bowling
with your ex-husband?
332
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,553
What was that the other night?
333
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,088
nothing.
334
00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:07,756
That doesn't mean anything.
335
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,060
So is he single?
336
00:19:12,729 --> 00:19:14,763
I assume so.
Why?
337
00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:16,432
I know a lot of ladies
that would
338
00:19:16,466 --> 00:19:18,934
Really appreciate
someone like him.
339
00:19:22,505 --> 00:19:24,406
But not as much
as they would appreciate
340
00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:25,875
What you have here with Ronnie.
341
00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:28,711
Hello? Look at this place.
It's gorgeous.
342
00:19:28,745 --> 00:19:32,414
You have a house big enough
for you, your mom, your kids.
343
00:19:32,449 --> 00:19:33,982
You have a man who loves you,
344
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:37,385
Who lives in it with you.
345
00:19:37,419 --> 00:19:39,220
That's a great life, Jess.
346
00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:49,461
All right.
Way to get dirty.
347
00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:53,564
Oh, you know,
she's a very nice girl
348
00:19:53,598 --> 00:19:55,598
And we like to spend
time together.
349
00:19:55,633 --> 00:19:58,067
I like to spend time with her and
that's all there is to tell.
350
00:19:58,101 --> 00:19:59,868
There we go.
Get in front of it.
351
00:19:59,903 --> 00:20:01,503
- Hey, Danny!
- Hustle!
352
00:20:01,538 --> 00:20:03,538
That's a nice hotel, pal.
353
00:20:03,573 --> 00:20:05,507
I'm not gonna say anything.
354
00:20:05,541 --> 00:20:07,008
Come on, get your nose down.
355
00:20:07,042 --> 00:20:09,043
So is she your
special donor lady?
356
00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:11,178
She the one that paid
for the uniforms?
357
00:20:11,213 --> 00:20:12,713
Yep.
358
00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:14,948
Th's right, Mike.
You got me.
359
00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:16,885
Lucky you.
360
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,186
I took a cab home
and jerked myself to sleep.
361
00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:22,294
Oh nice!
362
00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:24,231
All right,
look alive out there!
363
00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:25,966
So who's Mr. Falls?
364
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,038
Hey, Mikey,
365
00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:33,373
- Take over for me, will ya?
- Sure.
366
00:20:33,407 --> 00:20:35,708
- I'll be right back.
- Hey!
367
00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:37,076
- Hey.
- Hey.
368
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,178
- What's up?
- I had a booster meeting.
369
00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:41,981
- How'd it go?
- Oh, you know.
370
00:20:42,015 --> 00:20:43,616
Listen...
371
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,886
I don't think we should
go bowling anymore.
372
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,921
- Okay. - I mean, I've
been thinking about it.
373
00:20:48,955 --> 00:20:51,857
I think it's weird. My girlfriend
thought the same thing, you know?
374
00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:54,694
The two of us...
I mean, we're divorced.
375
00:20:54,728 --> 00:20:56,996
What girlfriend?
376
00:20:57,031 --> 00:21:00,233
The one you met at the
bowling alley... lenore.
377
00:21:00,234 --> 00:21:03,302
She thought you were cute.
378
00:21:03,336 --> 00:21:05,171
I mean, I like to know you still got it.
379
00:21:05,205 --> 00:21:06,906
That special sauce.
380
00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:08,740
I don't know about
that woman, you know?
381
00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:11,042
- She's got red eyes...
- She doesn't have red eyes.
382
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:13,444
- ...Like a rat.
- She has red hair.
383
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:15,813
All right, same difference.
384
00:21:16,948 --> 00:21:20,617
Ronnie wants me to have a by.
385
00:21:21,653 --> 00:21:23,754
I thought you should know that.
386
00:21:26,891 --> 00:21:29,258
With him?
387
00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:34,230
Yeah, Ray, with him.
388
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:38,268
Well, what did you say?
389
00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:41,837
I told him I'd think about it.
390
00:21:47,142 --> 00:21:50,113
What?
Are you gonna say something?
391
00:22:05,964 --> 00:22:09,233
Ow, sorry.
I'm so sorry.
392
00:22:10,268 --> 00:22:13,067
It's really bright up here.
393
00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:17,168
Uh... Hello,
fellow poets
394
00:22:17,201 --> 00:22:19,736
And poetry enthusiasts.
395
00:22:19,770 --> 00:22:21,904
My name is Tanya.
396
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:24,540
I am a poet, a temp and a pimp.
397
00:22:24,574 --> 00:22:27,542
I laminated my poem.
398
00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:30,745
I got a laminator
at costco.
399
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:33,114
My poem is called
"phallus."
400
00:22:34,783 --> 00:22:37,185
"phallus, you stab into me"
401
00:22:37,219 --> 00:22:39,187
Release, but no peace
402
00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:43,491
"I fight the monolith with
angry moist folds of my soul."
403
00:22:43,525 --> 00:22:45,959
Is there a time limit?
404
00:22:45,994 --> 00:22:48,762
"how..."
405
00:22:50,197 --> 00:22:52,765
How can you understand me
when you are so dense?
406
00:22:52,766 --> 00:22:55,668
How can you see me
with but one eye?
407
00:22:55,702 --> 00:22:58,170
You propel forward, how can you
understand me when ever restless, se?
408
00:22:58,204 --> 00:23:00,138
Ever relentless
409
00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:02,373
But the answer
is right beside you
410
00:23:02,374 --> 00:23:06,844
I circle around with my engorged
thoughts, my languid lust
411
00:23:06,878 --> 00:23:09,312
"But you can't fuck me
because I'm already fucked."
412
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:12,148
You can't fuck me because
I'm already fucked.
413
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,150
- Aw, come on.
- Shh.
414
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,186
- You can't fuck me because I'm already fucked.
- Stop it.
415
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:22,524
You can't fuck me because
I'm... I'm already fucked.
416
00:23:22,558 --> 00:23:25,860
You can't fuck me
because I'm already fucked.
417
00:23:30,366 --> 00:23:33,668
You can't fuck me
because I'm already fucked!
418
00:23:35,805 --> 00:23:39,541
You can't fuck 'cause I'm already fucked.
419
00:23:39,576 --> 00:23:41,510
You can't fuck me
because I'm already fucked.
420
00:23:41,544 --> 00:23:44,113
You can't fuck me
because I'm already fucked.
421
00:23:44,147 --> 00:23:46,749
You can't find me
because I'm already lost.
422
00:23:46,784 --> 00:23:49,285
You can't find me
because I'm already lost.
423
00:23:49,286 --> 00:23:51,754
You can't teach me
because I'm already gone.
424
00:23:51,789 --> 00:23:54,959
You can't teach me
because I'm already gone.
425
00:23:54,994 --> 00:23:57,896
But, uh, if you love me,
I will...
426
00:23:57,930 --> 00:24:00,565
I will fall into your arms.
427
00:24:04,203 --> 00:24:09,676
That's it.
428
00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:18,649
That's the thing
about being an artist.
429
00:24:18,683 --> 00:24:22,180
You... you draw on
your own life experiences.
430
00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:24,378
You put them into your work.
431
00:24:24,412 --> 00:24:25,979
You take whatever bothers you,
432
00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:28,314
Whatever inspires you
and you make it art.
433
00:24:28,349 --> 00:24:30,550
Take Damon here for example.
434
00:24:30,584 --> 00:24:33,052
His father Ray is a high school
435
00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:34,787
Baseball coach.
436
00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:36,854
No, I know, right?
You don't have to tell me.
437
00:24:36,888 --> 00:24:39,755
But the other night,
not even knowing it,
438
00:24:39,789 --> 00:24:42,356
Damon made art.
439
00:24:42,391 --> 00:24:45,592
He went to the baseball field
where his father Ray coaches.
440
00:24:45,626 --> 00:24:47,560
And he went to the home plate
441
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:50,162
And he, like, unzipped his fly,
442
00:24:50,196 --> 00:24:52,163
Took out his penis
and pissed on home plate.
443
00:24:52,197 --> 00:24:54,664
He just peed on it
and he made art.
444
00:24:54,699 --> 00:24:56,399
It was fantastic.
445
00:24:56,433 --> 00:24:58,935
- Where are you going, coach?
- I gotta go.
446
00:24:58,969 --> 00:25:03,739
Um, Tanya, that was...
It was great, really.
447
00:25:03,773 --> 00:25:05,140
Thanks, Ray.
448
00:25:05,174 --> 00:25:10,545
Uh, it was nice to...
to meet all you people.
449
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:13,715
Keep, uh, doing what you do.
450
00:25:13,749 --> 00:25:15,750
Damester, you ready?
451
00:25:15,784 --> 00:25:17,617
Oh, I can take him home if you want.
452
00:25:17,652 --> 00:25:19,719
I... I don't know.
453
00:25:19,753 --> 00:25:22,555
I mean, yeah, I can catch
a ride with Tanya, dad.
454
00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:26,692
Yeah, okay.
Sure, D.
455
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,194
- Thanks.
- No, don't thank me.
456
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,396
Thank Tanya.
457
00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:33,731
Thank you, T.
458
00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:37,535
- Good night.
Good night, coach.
459
00:25:37,569 --> 00:25:39,437
Good night.
460
00:25:41,173 --> 00:25:43,140
And that right there,
my friends,
461
00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:45,610
Is the United States
of America...
462
00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:49,209
The red, the white
and the green, baby.
463
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:52,109
U.S.A.
464
00:25:54,913 --> 00:26:04,083
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
465
00:26:04,117 --> 00:26:09,489
♪ I spoke down
deep into the bone♪
466
00:26:09,523 --> 00:26:13,765
♪ I said lordy, lordy,
I'm home ♪
467
00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:16,001
♪ I'm home now ♪
468
00:26:17,571 --> 00:26:21,108
♪ it's just me
and the baby bone ♪
469
00:26:23,076 --> 00:26:26,642
♪ and we're all alone ♪
470
00:26:26,676 --> 00:26:30,276
♪ I got my black cat bone ♪
471
00:26:30,311 --> 00:26:34,513
♪ holy holy
boney maroney ♪
472
00:26:35,715 --> 00:26:38,949
♪ ain't no one
but me indeed ♪
473
00:26:42,553 --> 00:26:46,489
♪ me and
a moany moaning bone ♪
474
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,375
♪ and so I said, baby ♪
475
00:27:10,409 --> 00:27:15,312
♪ you've gotta reach
real deep for me ♪
476
00:27:15,346 --> 00:27:18,448
♪ find me on the bone ♪
477
00:27:20,317 --> 00:27:23,284
♪ 'cause I've been
walkin' ♪
478
00:27:25,953 --> 00:27:28,654
♪ I've been walkin'
through a zone ♪
479
00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:31,190
♪ pick a bone ♪
480
00:27:31,224 --> 00:27:33,992
♪ pick a bone ♪
481
00:27:34,026 --> 00:27:36,260
♪ pick a bone. ♪
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