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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:17,536 ♪ 2 00:00:20,230 --> 00:00:28,230 ♪ 3 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:44,366 ♪ It was a lonely night, 4 00:00:44,390 --> 00:00:50,370 ♪ The feeling in the air was turning, ♪ 5 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:53,306 ♪ Oh, baby take my hand 6 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:56,876 ♪ 7 00:00:56,900 --> 00:01:02,546 ♪ And close, close your eyes, ♪ 8 00:01:02,570 --> 00:01:05,216 ♪ I'll lead... 9 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:09,226 ♪ lead the way 10 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:13,526 ♪ the way to an end 11 00:01:15,490 --> 00:01:23,490 ♪ I know what I want you to, to do to me, ♪ 12 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:34,616 ♪ I know what I want you to, to do to me, ♪ 13 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,986 ♪ 14 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,986 ♪ Come on, come on 15 00:01:41,010 --> 00:01:45,756 ♪ come on, come on 16 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:48,266 ♪ just take my hand 17 00:01:54,930 --> 00:01:58,676 Oh no... why am I so high? 18 00:02:07,570 --> 00:02:09,446 ♪ 19 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:21,826 ♪ 20 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:25,566 No, no, no! No, no! 21 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:26,936 No! 22 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:46,986 ♪ I know what I want you to, to do to me, ♪ 23 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:49,426 What the fuck?! 24 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:13,846 ♪ 25 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:16,816 ♪ Come on, come on, ♪ 26 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:21,016 ♪ Come on, come on, ♪ 27 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:26,026 ♪ Just take my hand. ♪ 28 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:31,560 ♪ Take my hand. ♪ 29 00:03:37,660 --> 00:03:39,106 ♪ 30 00:03:39,130 --> 00:03:46,840 ♪ I know what I want you to do to me ♪ 31 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,666 so what, now he needs... his friends? 32 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:03,166 Yeah! 33 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:04,636 He fuckin' does! 34 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:05,336 Want me to send you a fucking list of people 35 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,566 he can hang out with, Shane? 36 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:07,606 Maybe. 37 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:08,166 I'm sure he doesn't approve of all the time 38 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:08,466 you spend with Mary. 39 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:09,666 Oh! 40 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:10,536 Now we're going there? 41 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,876 I thought we talked about this. 42 00:04:11,900 --> 00:04:13,776 Now we wanna talk about fucking Mar. 43 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,976 How many fucking times do you wanna talk about fucking Mary? 44 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,516 I want to talk about Mary until we get to the bottom of it! 45 00:04:18,540 --> 00:04:20,980 That was bullshit, you know that! 46 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:20,266 Yo, Jay! 47 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,066 Jason, yo. 48 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,206 You got my text, right? 49 00:06:22,230 --> 00:06:23,036 You got-it was a dick. 50 00:06:23,060 --> 00:06:23,806 Yeah. 51 00:06:23,830 --> 00:06:24,236 You got that, right? 52 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:24,876 Yeah, I got it. 53 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:25,900 Ok. Get in. 54 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,046 Ow! 55 00:06:28,070 --> 00:06:29,546 What's up, big Jay? 56 00:06:29,570 --> 00:06:31,310 Hey, Mr. Slade. 57 00:06:31,330 --> 00:06:32,716 Hi, Miss Lisa. 58 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,146 Hey. 59 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:35,946 Hey Summer. 60 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:37,246 You know, why do you always wait outside 61 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:39,116 when we come and pick you up? 62 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:40,186 You never let me in your house. 63 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:41,956 Are you-are you embarrassed of me or something? 64 00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,056 Like, what if I have to pee, man? 65 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:44,256 No, man. 66 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,256 I just-you know, my house is a trashy piece of ding dong. 67 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,926 No, my house is a way trashier piece of ding dong. 68 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:50,866 There's no way, man. 69 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:52,900 Yeah, no, 'cause we're way poorer than you- 70 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,606 Hey, Colin, come on. 71 00:06:54,630 --> 00:06:55,866 We're not that poor. 72 00:06:55,890 --> 00:06:56,666 And stop saying "ding dong". 73 00:06:56,690 --> 00:06:58,736 You sound super lame. 74 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,976 Hey, there we go. 75 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Ha ha! 76 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,580 Jesus Christ, Roger! 77 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:07,686 Don't text and drive, dad! 78 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:08,246 I got it! 79 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,186 I'm not texting, ok? 80 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:10,950 I'm checking my emails. 81 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:47,956 Alright, guys. 82 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:48,686 Let's go eat. 83 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,056 Summer, wake up your brother. 84 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,086 Ok. 85 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:53,226 Oh, no. 86 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:54,156 Oh, come on, honey. 87 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:54,866 The Hilltop Diner I'm sure is good enough 88 00:07:54,890 --> 00:07:56,066 for your distinguished palate. 89 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:58,236 Yeah, Lisa, I hear that they serve their chicken nuggets 90 00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,100 with caviar. 91 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,806 Mmm, nuggets. 92 00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:04,170 Eh, I'm not hungry. 93 00:08:04,190 --> 00:08:05,706 Sure you don't want somethin'? 94 00:08:05,730 --> 00:08:07,140 Yeah, a top off. 95 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,976 Nobody likes a morning drunk, Lisa. 96 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,176 Nobody likes a smart-ass, Summer. 97 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,276 I like morning drunk Lisa. 98 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:16,186 I'm on vaycay mode. 99 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:17,756 Great catch, dad. 100 00:08:17,780 --> 00:08:19,186 I hate you. 101 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:20,986 Be quick. 102 00:08:21,980 --> 00:08:22,856 Yeah. 103 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,640 I'm gonna post that. 104 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:32,296 What'd you say? 105 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,996 I said "great catch". 106 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,250 And "I hate you". 107 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:42,330 Oh, wow. 108 00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:45,076 Check out all the missing bros. 109 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,216 I mean, ugh. 110 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,216 One dude called himself "Gator". 111 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,186 What a dick. 112 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:49,950 Come on, Colin. 113 00:08:49,970 --> 00:08:50,746 Don't be an asshole. 114 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,716 Those guys are missing. 115 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,016 Dad, did you crack a window open for Lisa? 116 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:56,926 Don't disrespect your maybe future stepmom, please. 117 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:57,726 Ugh. 118 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,096 Oh, seriously dad, don't settle. 119 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:00,960 What? She's nice. 120 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:03,196 Yeah, but so was Dolores and Denise... 121 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:05,466 And Shannon and Lily. 122 00:09:05,490 --> 00:09:06,766 Yes, and Michelle, too. 123 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:07,296 Michelle. 124 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:07,966 Oh, yeah, Michelle. 125 00:09:07,990 --> 00:09:08,466 She was hot. 126 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:09,306 She was super hot. 127 00:09:09,330 --> 00:09:10,036 Really hot. 128 00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:10,806 I blew that one. 129 00:09:10,830 --> 00:09:11,436 I blew it. 130 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:12,006 Yeah, it sucks. 131 00:09:12,030 --> 00:09:13,006 And what can I get ya? 132 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:13,806 Oh, hi. 133 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:14,876 Uh, yeah. 134 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,276 We will start off with uh, maybe some bigger menus. 135 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,016 Ok. 136 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,316 Uh, can I get some coffee? 137 00:09:24,340 --> 00:09:26,986 You know, com-don't listen to him. 138 00:09:27,010 --> 00:09:29,456 He's making me sound like I'm an irresponsible parent. 139 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,726 We'll just get four beers, please. 140 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:36,166 Nope, still nothing. 141 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:38,996 I'll get the Trucker's Breakfast please and thank you. 142 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:41,096 Uh, salad, please. 143 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,966 Uh, can I get toast and jam, please? 144 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:46,306 Uh, can I just get some eggs and shit? 145 00:09:46,330 --> 00:09:48,276 Colin, come on. 146 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:51,210 Can I have some eggs and shit, please? 147 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:53,276 Eggs and shit coming right up. 148 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:53,846 Thank you. 149 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,446 Shouldn't take too long. 150 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,246 That's-you wanna take those? 151 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:57,886 No? 152 00:09:57,910 --> 00:09:59,956 Ok, we'll just leave them. 153 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:02,790 So, guys, who's excited, huh? 154 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,386 Camping trip? 155 00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:04,226 I'm excited. 156 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:04,956 Going to a cabin. 157 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,456 We're gonna act like rednecks, 158 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,766 or people who don't trust the government, huh? 159 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:09,796 You already don't. 160 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,126 I know I don't, yeah. 161 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,396 So, Jay? 162 00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:13,896 Not excited? 163 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,866 Your dad doesn't take you camping or something? 164 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:19,136 No, my dad's not really the camping type, Mr. Slade. 165 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,560 Yeah, 'cause your dad's more of the dick-sucking type, right? 166 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:22,506 Stop! 167 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:23,306 Woah, Colin, too much. Uh uh. 168 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:24,846 No, I mean, that's what Jason says 169 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:26,076 and Jay knows I'm just messin' with him. 170 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,416 That's how we roll. 171 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,286 What, you act like a little douche and then Jason 172 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,450 politely takes it? 173 00:10:30,470 --> 00:10:32,986 Hey, I don't just take it. 174 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,486 You kinda do, Jay. 175 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,286 Yeah, you kinda do, Jay, honestly. 176 00:10:36,310 --> 00:10:39,026 You need to toughen up a little bit, you know? 177 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:40,796 Start with a power five, you know? 178 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:41,866 See, a power five. 179 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,530 Like this, come on. Power five! 180 00:10:43,550 --> 00:10:44,026 Like that. 181 00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:44,766 We'll work on it. 182 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:45,796 We'll work on it this weekend. 183 00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:49,006 Or you could just be super butchy like Summer. 184 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:51,236 Hey, shut up, pube-head. 185 00:10:51,260 --> 00:10:52,206 Uh uh, stop it. 186 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:52,840 Stop what? 187 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,006 Stop wasting food, Colin. 188 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,146 Ketchup is not food, Ronald Reagan. 189 00:10:58,170 --> 00:10:59,016 Ok, stop it now- 190 00:10:59,040 --> 00:10:59,980 Ooooh! 191 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Guys, come on! 192 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:02,316 Oh man! 193 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,186 Shit, Colin! 194 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,886 Colin, enough. Seriously. 195 00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:05,986 Summer, language. 196 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,020 Jason, bathroom. 197 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:07,716 I'm sorry about that, Jay. 198 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,526 That was super trashy of me. 199 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:10,890 What? 200 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:12,080 It was funny. 201 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:14,926 Uh uh. 202 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:15,396 What? 203 00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:16,096 Nope! 204 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:16,966 Ok, alright. 205 00:11:16,990 --> 00:11:17,836 Put it down! 206 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:20,236 Ok, just leave the condiments alone. 207 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,236 Please. 208 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:24,336 I swear both of you are adopted, you know that? 209 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:25,876 That's some funny shit, dude. 210 00:11:25,900 --> 00:11:27,906 Seriously, you should come by my dad's cottage. 211 00:11:27,930 --> 00:11:29,346 You know, I'm gonna start my own business- 212 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:31,010 Blue chips, paint chips, stocks. 213 00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,046 Yeah. 214 00:11:32,070 --> 00:23:05,246 Yeah, we like to go to the casino- 215 00:11:32,570 --> 00:11:33,316 Paint chip stocks? 216 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,380 Yeah. 217 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,086 Seriously, you should come to my dad's cottage, 218 00:11:36,110 --> 00:11:37,286 it is so chill. 219 00:11:37,310 --> 00:11:38,256 Hot tub. 220 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,256 So. Chill. 221 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,990 Um... 222 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:45,626 excuse me, I need to... get through... 223 00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:46,496 Hey! Hey, broskis! 224 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,260 Can you let the kid through, please? 225 00:11:50,390 --> 00:11:51,366 Dude. 226 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:54,400 I think that kid just got his first period. 227 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:56,206 What a fine young woman you've become. 228 00:11:57,230 --> 00:12:00,176 Sweetie, don't let the big bad bros scare ya. 229 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,976 They might look pretty but they ain't that smart. 230 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,600 I like you guys better drunk and quiet. 231 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:11,286 The more you drink the less you talk and the more I like you. 232 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:12,086 Hear that, bro? 233 00:12:12,110 --> 00:12:13,380 She thinks we're pretty. 234 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,056 Why don't you go get the rest of that taken care of, sweetie? 235 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,096 Alright, thanks. 236 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,026 I'll just... 237 00:12:21,050 --> 00:12:23,166 Yeah, let's get lit! 238 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,436 Don't forget to thank the nice lady, Jason. 239 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,500 Don't forget to ask your friend for a tampon, Jason. 240 00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,500 I had coffee. 241 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,550 I saved you some sausages. 242 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,326 You like sausages, don't you, Lisa? 243 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,156 Colin. 244 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:52,896 Yeah. 245 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,926 Of course she likes sausages. 246 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,360 We're talking about penises. 247 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:54,440 Couldn't find somewhere further, could you? 248 00:13:56,350 --> 00:13:57,190 Seriously, Roger. 249 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:58,726 Yeah, seriously, dad. 250 00:13:58,750 --> 00:13:59,596 It's the cheapest place 251 00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:00,626 that I could find on Craigslist, alright? 252 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,726 You think that I can afford a place that is not 253 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,720 in the middle of nowhere or potentially dangerous? 254 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,036 Hey, you picked him. 255 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:10,170 He's my dad so I have to like him. 256 00:14:10,190 --> 00:14:11,590 You guys are bonding. 257 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,006 That makes me feel all warm inside. 258 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:16,430 Don't settle, Lisa. 259 00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:25,656 It's nice being out of the city, eh, Summer? 260 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,556 Touching nature. 261 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,326 Being able to be in touch with nature. 262 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:32,626 Yeah, Jay. 263 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:34,096 You can touch nature all you want, there, buddy. 264 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,566 No, I just meant... 265 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:37,796 it's nice to spend time and uh... 266 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:39,366 can I grab your bag for you? 267 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:40,666 Knock yourself out, boy scout. 268 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:47,100 This place looks like a murder cabin. 269 00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,576 Jay, you should keep my sister close 270 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,310 so she can protect you. 271 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,346 You know, it doesn't say it in the instructions 272 00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,156 but I mean there's gotta be a hidden key 273 00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:01,156 around here somewhere, right? 274 00:15:01,180 --> 00:15:02,526 High-tech security. 275 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:03,790 Safe. 276 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:04,886 Shotgun the best room! 277 00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:07,196 You can't shotgun what you can't see, dumb-ass. 278 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,126 Nyuuuh. 279 00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:08,996 Ok, watch the booze, Rog. 280 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,696 I am not spending a week in here sober. 281 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,066 Women. Am I right, big guy? 282 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:18,790 Let me help you with that. 283 00:15:21,860 --> 00:15:23,060 Oh. 284 00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,746 This is nice. 285 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:27,180 Dad, this place sucks. 286 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,186 What're you talking about? 287 00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:29,780 It's cozy in here. 288 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,516 Where's Lisa? 289 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:34,556 Oh, Lisa's gone. 290 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:35,740 What do you mean, she's gone? 291 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,496 She get a ca-oh, you're joking. 292 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,556 Ha. 293 00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,126 Funny. 294 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,080 Just up there, Jason. 295 00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,776 Thanks for dropping my bags off. 296 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,346 Oh, yeah, no, that was... 297 00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:05,316 that was no problem, Summer. 298 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:09,140 I was just uh... just happy I could help. 299 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,410 You know, I've seen the way you look at me. 300 00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,630 You're like 14 or something? 301 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,236 Adorable. 302 00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:24,260 But weird. 303 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,776 Adorable is good, right? 304 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:32,800 Nah. 305 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,616 You blew it, man. 306 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:38,180 Oh, I shotgun this bed, by the way. 307 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,286 If you forgot the white tequila, Roger, 308 00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,586 I swear to God... 309 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:44,256 Come on, my little fortune cookie, 310 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,856 I'd never forget the white gold. 311 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,526 Oh, dad, sweet racism. 312 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,426 What? 313 00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:51,496 Was I racist? 314 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,876 I'm gonna explore. You two coming? 315 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,376 Hmm, spend more time with my lame sister? 316 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,646 Yeah, sure, we'll go. 317 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:03,276 Ok. 318 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:04,946 Dad, Lisa, we're leaving! 319 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:05,916 Ok, later. 320 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:08,380 Babe, pay attention to me! 321 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,426 Wow, you must be a really good pitcher, Summer. 322 00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:49,986 I play first base. 323 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:54,896 So, uh... your parents like to party, huh? 324 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,230 Lisa's not my mom. But yeah, they do. 325 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,250 Yours? 326 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,736 Um... yeah, no, they party all the time. 327 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,906 They're, like, super trashy. 328 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:06,636 Ok, dude, don't try to hit on my sister in front of me. 329 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,706 I wasn't hitting on your sister, man. 330 00:18:08,730 --> 00:18:10,730 She's not even really my type. 331 00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:14,880 Really? Why is that? 332 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:23,256 Well, uh... you walk weird, and um... 333 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,826 uh, your hair is too messy 334 00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:33,366 and, uh, you can be mean sometimes and, uh... 335 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,496 well, your family is- 336 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,536 Messed up? 337 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,406 That's not what I meant- 338 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:38,430 To say? 339 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,806 Look, I'm messing with you, Jason. 340 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,360 You really gotta loosen up, man. 341 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,786 My family's messed up, too, you know. 342 00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,610 Strike two, playa. 343 00:19:30,950 --> 00:19:32,690 Yooooo! 344 00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:36,496 Check it out! 345 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,666 Woah. 346 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,536 Maybe a deer died here or something. 347 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:40,766 Yeah, it's pretty sweet. 348 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:43,520 This would be good for LARP Camp next week. 349 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:49,646 Uh, yeah, about that live action role play thing next week... 350 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:55,586 well, I mean, it's really more of a seminar. 351 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:59,786 But, uh, I don't even know if I can go or whatever. 352 00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:01,920 Oh, 'cause you wanna go on a date with my sister? 353 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:02,886 Dude. 354 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:03,786 No way, man. 355 00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,826 I mean, she could come to LARP camp too, 356 00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:09,626 but I mean, she would make a great demon cow. 357 00:20:09,650 --> 00:20:10,926 Whatever, man. 358 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,096 Ugliest, nastiest demon cow. 359 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:13,736 Woah. 360 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,666 Ever. 361 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:17,406 Well, I mean, she's- she's not that ugly. 362 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:18,476 Dude. 363 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:19,536 Gross. 364 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,606 Hey! Dungeons and Dildos, let's keep moving! 365 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:22,806 We were just, you know- 366 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:25,360 Dude. Who cares? 367 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,546 Whatever you're showing us better be better 368 00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:04,646 than playing with bones in the woods. 369 00:21:04,670 --> 00:21:05,870 Ok, Summer? 370 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,196 Fuck. 371 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:17,996 Oh, ok. 372 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:20,496 A shitty old house with a bunch of shitty old cars. 373 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,196 Fuck off, Colin. 374 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:23,820 Sweet. 375 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,776 Oh, uh, guys? 376 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,546 I think this is private property. 377 00:21:28,570 --> 00:21:30,146 Yeah, be more of a wuss, Jason. 378 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:32,010 Girls love that stuff. 379 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:34,900 Shotgun! 380 00:21:40,010 --> 00:21:41,120 Ugh! 381 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,326 Ugh! 382 00:21:44,350 --> 00:21:45,090 It friggin' stinks in here! 383 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:46,596 Hey. 384 00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,660 Summer! 385 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,966 I don't-I really don't think we should be here. 386 00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,990 Are you scared of guard dogs or something? 387 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,166 Um... yeah. 388 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,590 Aren't you? 389 00:21:58,090 --> 00:21:59,160 No. 390 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,036 Well, good. I feel safer already. 391 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,776 Yo, what is all this shit? 392 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,430 Hey guys, come here! 393 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,100 Oh, Colin, get outta there. 394 00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:10,650 Ugh. 395 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:11,146 Oh, gross. 396 00:22:11,170 --> 00:22:12,046 I'm gonna barf! 397 00:22:12,070 --> 00:22:12,916 Oh, god. 398 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:13,486 It smells like your room. 399 00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:14,256 Come on, let's bounce. 400 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:14,986 Fuck you. 401 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:16,586 Yeah, no, that's a great idea. 402 00:22:16,610 --> 00:22:17,610 Yeah. 403 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,096 Yo, wait! 404 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:22,526 There's mad bling up in this barrel! 405 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,526 Hey, that might actually be worth something. 406 00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:26,696 Hey, fuck you! That's mine! 407 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,136 You're such a pussy, Colin. 408 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:29,106 Hey, shut up. That's sexist. 409 00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:32,236 You're such a... you're such a penis, Summer. 410 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:33,176 Guys. 411 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,906 Guys, we should get the heck outta here. 412 00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:37,776 There's, like... melted watches and cell phones 413 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,176 and crap in here, too. 414 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:39,976 Oh, shit. 415 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000 See that? 416 00:22:43,310 --> 00:22:44,780 Let's go. 417 00:22:48,550 --> 00:22:49,956 We're gonna get arrested! 418 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:50,726 Arrested? 419 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:52,750 We're gonna get freakin' murdered! 420 00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:58,266 Ok, go. 421 00:22:58,290 --> 00:22:59,760 Come on, go, go, go, go. 422 00:23:09,670 --> 00:23:11,510 Is this where the party is? 423 00:23:17,110 --> 00:23:20,010 We are gonna get so turn't. 424 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,286 What's with all the cars? 425 00:23:22,310 --> 00:23:24,110 What are you, like, a mechanic or something? 426 00:23:25,850 --> 00:23:27,720 That'd be kinda hot. 427 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:35,736 Thanks-thanks for driving, lady, 'cause uh... 428 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,206 we're so wasted. 429 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:42,946 Ok, can we go?! 430 00:23:42,970 --> 00:23:43,776 Nah, dude. 431 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,816 This place's gonna have a threesome. 432 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,916 Colin, you don't even know what that means. 433 00:23:47,940 --> 00:23:49,346 It's 2017, Summer. 434 00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:51,570 Everybody knows what everything means. 435 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,626 You're gonna get us shot! 436 00:24:01,650 --> 00:24:05,650 So, like... where are we gonna do this thing? 437 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:11,836 'Cause full offense, lady, this house is creepy. 438 00:24:11,860 --> 00:24:14,676 What's with all the unicorn stuff? 439 00:24:14,700 --> 00:24:16,946 I know we may not look it but we're real artists 440 00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,646 in the bedroom. 441 00:24:18,670 --> 00:24:20,116 You don't- 442 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,816 you guys think dad has ever had a threesome? 443 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,950 God, shut up, Colin. 444 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:29,986 ♪♪♪ 445 00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:33,226 I did stunts in a movie once. 446 00:24:33,250 --> 00:24:37,266 ♪ 447 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:41,836 Ooh, hello sexy. 448 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:44,236 To good times and awesome strangers. 449 00:24:44,260 --> 00:24:45,736 Woo! 450 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,006 ♪ Oh baby take my hand, 451 00:24:48,030 --> 00:24:50,176 ♪ 452 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:57,716 ♪ And close, close your eyes... ♪ 453 00:24:57,740 --> 00:25:00,416 You don't, uh, dance, lady? 454 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:02,086 Shut up, Colin! 455 00:25:02,110 --> 00:25:02,986 Shut up, Summer! 456 00:25:03,010 --> 00:25:03,486 Fuck you! 457 00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:04,986 Frig off, Summer! 458 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:08,966 ♪ 459 00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:14,800 ♪ I know what I want you to, ♪ 460 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,806 ♪ to do for me, 461 00:25:16,830 --> 00:25:18,270 It's go time. 462 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,746 ♪ I know what I want you to, ♪ 463 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,246 That's messed up, bro. 464 00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:32,016 ♪ 465 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,186 ♪ Come on, come on, 466 00:25:34,210 --> 00:25:37,310 ♪ Come on, come on, 467 00:25:38,210 --> 00:25:40,026 Guys, can we go do, 468 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:42,826 like, literally anything else? 469 00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:43,850 No. 470 00:25:45,050 --> 00:25:46,266 Uh... 471 00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:48,836 ♪ 472 00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:50,970 The fuck...? 473 00:25:56,330 --> 00:25:58,446 Whaaat? 474 00:25:58,470 --> 00:26:02,046 ♪ 475 00:26:02,070 --> 00:26:05,246 ♪ I'm hearing, 476 00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:08,186 ♪ your chest is beating, 477 00:26:08,210 --> 00:26:14,826 ♪ Oh baby, take my hand, 478 00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:22,836 ♪ and close, close your eyes... ♪ 479 00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:23,536 Guys. 480 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,036 Guys, I think she drugged them. 481 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:25,976 No, no. 482 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,006 I mean... maybe they're just really drunk. 483 00:26:28,030 --> 00:26:32,406 I mean, dad passes out all the time, right? 484 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:34,746 Wha-where are you going? 485 00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:35,446 Summer! 486 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:38,046 Summer! Summer! 487 00:26:38,070 --> 00:26:39,070 Fuck! 488 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,026 Guys. 489 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:48,526 Shhh! 490 00:26:48,550 --> 00:26:50,526 Guys. 491 00:26:50,550 --> 00:26:53,066 Oh, fuck! 492 00:26:53,090 --> 00:26:56,136 Hey, kids, I got something for ya. 493 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,406 Clinton, Alicia, time for breakfast. 494 00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:01,200 Can we please go? 495 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:16,970 ♪♪♪ 496 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:23,466 Alicia! 497 00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:25,430 It's time for breakfast. 498 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,846 Can we go? 499 00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:36,870 Shut up. 500 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,346 What the hell?! 501 00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:42,016 What the hell?! 502 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,216 What the hell?! 503 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,350 What the hell?! 504 00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:44,886 I wanna see. 505 00:27:44,910 --> 00:27:45,816 No, Colin, let's go! 506 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,356 Come on, let's go. 507 00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:46,786 Please. 508 00:27:46,810 --> 00:27:47,556 No, you saw it. 509 00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:48,820 You wanted to save these bros. 510 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:51,040 Colin! 511 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:00,436 Come on! Let's go! 512 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:01,860 Now! 513 00:28:08,030 --> 00:28:09,030 Summer! 514 00:28:09,970 --> 00:28:10,970 Summer! 515 00:28:11,430 --> 00:28:12,206 Colin! 516 00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,046 Summer! 517 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:14,146 Colin! 518 00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:15,300 What did you see?! 519 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:17,570 What did you see?! 520 00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:19,386 Blood! Eating! 521 00:28:19,410 --> 00:28:21,286 She killed them! 522 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:22,310 Fuck. 523 00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:28,296 What the hell'd you do that for?! 524 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,366 What do you mean? 525 00:28:29,390 --> 00:28:30,166 I just saved the other dude's life! 526 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:31,396 How? 527 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,036 Well, now she knows that someone else is out here 528 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:35,036 and saw everything. 529 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,830 And that she should murder us to tie up loose ends?! 530 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,140 Well... I thought you were gonna throw a rock, too! 531 00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:43,160 Guys! 532 00:28:50,110 --> 00:28:50,586 Let's go! 533 00:28:50,610 --> 00:28:51,850 Go! 534 00:29:00,420 --> 00:29:01,496 You're such a little prick, Colin! 535 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,560 This is all your fault! 536 00:29:02,580 --> 00:29:03,496 How is this my fault? 537 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,596 "Oh, those playas gonna have a threesome!" 538 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,966 How was I supposed to know she's a bro-drugging psycho? 539 00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:09,206 I'm not fucking psychic! 540 00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:10,536 Oh yeah, but you're bloody stupid! 541 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,936 Yeah, and you're a bloody bitch! 542 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,136 No wonder mom left! 543 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:13,576 Guys! 544 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,600 Fuck you! 545 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:15,476 Guys! 546 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:16,306 What?! 547 00:29:16,330 --> 00:29:17,246 Listen to me! 548 00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:19,546 Chances are that woman, 549 00:29:19,570 --> 00:29:21,480 she probably knows these woods better than we do. 550 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,486 We're not safe until we tell your parents what happened. 551 00:29:24,510 --> 00:29:29,226 So apologize now and let's go. 552 00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:30,326 Or don't. 553 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:33,350 Either way, we should still get going. 554 00:29:35,950 --> 00:29:37,966 Ok, good. 555 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:38,666 Let's go. 556 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:40,390 Let's go, ok? 557 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,056 You got any 8's? 558 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,326 Go fish. 559 00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:17,226 It's your lucky day, cowgirl. 560 00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:25,136 You got any 4's? 561 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,636 Mmm... 562 00:31:27,660 --> 00:31:28,536 nope. 563 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,060 Go fish. 564 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,716 Caught a big one. 565 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,686 Well, well, well. 566 00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:37,416 Start- 567 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,216 Dad! Dad! 568 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,816 Oh, shit! 569 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:40,960 Dad, there's a psycho bitch! 570 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,326 Lisa and I, we were just um... 571 00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:45,590 Playing Go Fish Foreplay, yeah. 572 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,656 Wait, that's a thing? 573 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:49,326 Fuck, hot dogs. 574 00:31:49,350 --> 00:31:51,166 Hey, sensible bites, Colin. 575 00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:52,830 Ok, dad, you need to listen to me. 576 00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:53,936 Yeah, what's up? 577 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,706 The-the neighbour, it's- it's our neighbour and it- 578 00:31:56,730 --> 00:31:57,736 Henry's here? 579 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,570 I love that guy. 580 00:31:58,590 --> 00:31:59,776 Sperm whale, where are you, you... 581 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,836 What the fuck, dad? 582 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,776 Not our neighbour back home, our neighbour here! 583 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,210 Are you drunk already? 584 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:05,306 If I say yes will you be mad? 585 00:32:05,330 --> 00:32:05,646 Yes! 586 00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:06,516 Then no. 587 00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:08,080 Ok, dad, you really need to focus here. 588 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,116 Ok. 589 00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:10,086 Our neighbour, she drugged these guys and then- 590 00:32:10,110 --> 00:32:12,116 and then I think she killed one of them and- 591 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:13,740 No, she would have fed them to something. 592 00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:17,086 That's the same as killing them! 593 00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:18,056 Mmm. 594 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,626 So what you're saying is that our neighbour, 595 00:32:19,650 --> 00:32:22,120 who is a lady, is also a cannibal. 596 00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:26,736 Colin, is she hot? 597 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,760 Yeah. 598 00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,666 We gotta go then and check this out. 599 00:32:30,690 --> 00:32:31,366 Ok, dad- 600 00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:32,766 Lisa... 601 00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:33,636 Look, we-can we just call the cops and get outta here? 602 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:34,776 Come on, we're not gonna call the cops. 603 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,740 Look. 604 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:36,760 Fine. I'll drive. 605 00:32:38,470 --> 00:32:40,176 Yeah, I'm gonna let you drive. 606 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:41,716 Screw you, Lisa. 607 00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:43,316 Oh, Summer, come on. 608 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:44,816 You don't suppose that there's a landline around here 609 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,616 or something? 610 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,516 What's a landline? 611 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,686 Oh my god, why did we even come here?! 612 00:32:48,710 --> 00:32:49,386 'Cause it's cheap. 613 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,226 Alright, ok, guys, seriously. 614 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:51,890 Enough. 615 00:32:51,910 --> 00:32:54,326 We'll go for a walk. 616 00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:56,126 I'm gonna get some fresh air, 617 00:32:56,150 --> 00:32:57,296 and check out this cabin. 618 00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,596 Together. 619 00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,766 Ok? 620 00:32:59,790 --> 00:33:02,300 If there's anything shady going on I'll take care of it. 621 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,506 No, dad, nu-uh. 622 00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:04,906 Summer. Summer. 623 00:33:04,930 --> 00:33:06,336 Hey, I got this. 624 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,776 Huh? 625 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,276 Seriously dad, you're really not helping anything. 626 00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:13,400 Jason. Jason! 627 00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,246 Have fun, Jason! 628 00:33:16,270 --> 00:33:18,870 I'll have fun in here not getting eaten! 629 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:21,810 You can help me make dinner. 630 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:24,510 No. 631 00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,110 I guess you already ate. 632 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:29,826 Woah. 633 00:33:29,850 --> 00:33:31,896 I peed on my beer cans. 634 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,866 I almost wrote my whole name. 635 00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,666 Here. 636 00:33:37,690 --> 00:33:39,436 What do you want me to do with this? 637 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:40,406 Woah, woah, woah, 638 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,840 hey now, Jay, big Jay, come on, no, no, no. 639 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:46,846 Only responsible- rebe... response... 640 00:33:46,870 --> 00:33:50,246 only persponsible grown-ups are allowed to use the axes. 641 00:33:50,270 --> 00:33:51,486 Mmmkay? 642 00:33:51,510 --> 00:33:52,550 Lisa. 643 00:33:52,570 --> 00:33:53,756 Lisa! 644 00:33:53,780 --> 00:33:54,320 Huh? 645 00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:55,516 Take a photo of-of me. 646 00:33:55,540 --> 00:33:56,770 I look like a lumberjack. 647 00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:01,190 You look so sexy. 648 00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:03,926 Eh? 649 00:34:03,950 --> 00:34:05,266 That's disgusting. 650 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,236 No, it's not. 651 00:34:06,260 --> 00:34:06,866 It's sexy. 652 00:34:06,890 --> 00:34:07,866 You heard her say it. 653 00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:08,930 Ugh. 654 00:34:10,660 --> 00:34:13,236 With any luck he's gonna get bored and fall asleep 655 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:14,906 and then we can drag his drunk ass back home. 656 00:34:14,930 --> 00:34:16,690 No, you won't! 657 00:34:19,940 --> 00:34:21,840 Hey, look! I got a kick-stand. 658 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,316 You drink six, you piss out twelve. 659 00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:27,816 Am I right, kids? 660 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,756 Yeah, dad, you've had your fun, so we can go back now, right? 661 00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:31,556 There's hot dogs at home. 662 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:33,726 Yeah, but this is way more fun. 663 00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:36,666 I don't think he should be out here in this state. 664 00:34:36,690 --> 00:34:38,430 Well, to be fair, my dad does his best fighting 665 00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:39,796 when he's drunk. 666 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:41,396 Yeah, that's right. 667 00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:42,836 Power five. 668 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,876 That was pretty weak, Jason. 669 00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:49,906 I'm being honest with you. 670 00:34:49,930 --> 00:34:51,676 I'll tell you-give you a word of advice. 671 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:54,876 A man can always tell how manly a man is 672 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:57,346 by how powerful his power five is. 673 00:34:57,370 --> 00:34:59,356 Thanks for those words of wisdom, Mr. Slade. 674 00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,856 That's great. 675 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,720 Roger. 676 00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:05,326 Call me Roger. 677 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:09,566 I consider you t-to be a son to me, you know? 678 00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:11,830 A taller, better-looking son. 679 00:35:11,850 --> 00:35:12,566 God, dad! 680 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:13,436 I'm joking! 681 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,636 Come on. 682 00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:16,400 Let's go find some fucking cannibals. 683 00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:20,776 Hey, cannibals! 684 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,800 Ok. 685 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,860 Just a little more quiet, maybe? 686 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,700 Hit me baby one more... 687 00:35:41,820 --> 00:35:44,530 So this is it. 688 00:35:44,550 --> 00:35:46,896 I should go on adventures with you kids more often. 689 00:35:47,690 --> 00:35:48,690 Shhh! 690 00:35:51,390 --> 00:35:53,960 Bum-bum-bum-ba-ba-ba... 691 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:02,116 Mr. Slade! 692 00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:03,746 You really need to be quiet! 693 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,586 Ok, you know what, Jason? 694 00:36:05,610 --> 00:36:09,926 I'm super drunk and I'm kinda high. 695 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:13,456 So being quiet is really hard for me. 696 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,926 Mmmkay? 697 00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:15,756 Good talk. 698 00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:16,466 Boop boop. 699 00:36:16,490 --> 00:36:16,926 Huh? 700 00:36:16,950 --> 00:36:17,950 Let's go. 701 00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,666 Aaah. 702 00:36:21,690 --> 00:36:23,566 Oh, that smells like shit. 703 00:36:23,590 --> 00:36:24,590 Dad! 704 00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:26,606 With love, shut up! 705 00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:27,670 Yeah! 706 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,570 Tastes like shit, too. 707 00:36:36,710 --> 00:36:40,716 ♪♪♪ 708 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,656 Ugh. This is boring. 709 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,956 I'm gonna go and see if anyone's home. 710 00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:44,980 Dad! 711 00:36:48,150 --> 00:36:50,496 Hello? 712 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,566 It's your neighbour. 713 00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:54,400 Carrying a big axe! 714 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,806 Shhh! 715 00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:07,476 ♪ 716 00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:09,446 Dad, stop dicking around! 717 00:37:09,470 --> 00:37:10,600 Hello? 718 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,880 Woah. 719 00:37:17,180 --> 00:37:25,180 ♪ 720 00:37:28,060 --> 00:37:28,936 It's ok. 721 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,766 It's just really cheap wine. 722 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:33,070 I'm gonna try this room. 723 00:37:33,090 --> 00:37:35,090 Dad, seriously! 724 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:46,910 Woops! 725 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,050 You guys hear that? 726 00:37:59,590 --> 00:38:00,796 I'm just gonna turn off that music. 727 00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,166 I'll turn it back on later. 728 00:38:03,190 --> 00:38:04,466 Dad! 729 00:38:15,970 --> 00:38:17,870 I don't see any cannibals. 730 00:38:26,180 --> 00:38:27,440 Come on. 731 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,150 Maybe she has a phone or something. 732 00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:45,706 We just broke into someone's house. 733 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,000 How messed up is that? 734 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,770 Ugh. 735 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,886 Hey, Lisa, I have to pee. 736 00:38:57,910 --> 00:38:59,596 We've been through this before, Colin. 737 00:38:59,620 --> 00:39:01,196 You don't need to ask me. 738 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:04,830 Well, what if the psycho cannibal lady is in there? 739 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,010 Dammit, Colin, close the door! 740 00:39:21,900 --> 00:39:22,946 Well, what if the cannibal lady is in here waiting for me 741 00:39:22,970 --> 00:39:26,146 to close the door so she can friggin' murder me? 742 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:27,586 You think about that, Lisa? 743 00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:29,156 No. You didn't. 744 00:39:29,180 --> 00:39:31,150 'Cause you didn't finish high school. 745 00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:40,996 Hey, Lisa? 746 00:39:41,020 --> 00:39:42,696 Do we have any dessert? 747 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,920 Yeah, it's called get some damn manners cake! 748 00:39:48,730 --> 00:39:50,160 Well. 749 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,270 It's about damn time. 750 00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:08,550 The fuck? 751 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:14,660 Fuck! 752 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,006 Stop it! 753 00:40:19,030 --> 00:40:20,630 Stop it! 754 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:21,860 You're squeezing me!!!! 755 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:36,016 Shh... 756 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,326 Fuck. 757 00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:42,896 Oh, fuck. Goddammit! 758 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,830 Be quiet, fucking piece of shit! 759 00:40:56,060 --> 00:40:57,060 Fuck! 760 00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:36,686 Ok, so what now? 761 00:41:36,710 --> 00:41:37,746 Well, maybe we should- 762 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:39,686 Think we should split up and cover more ground? 763 00:41:39,710 --> 00:41:41,656 I was thinking the exact same thing, my friend. 764 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,720 I was actually gonna say stick together no matter what, but... 765 00:41:46,310 --> 00:41:47,840 Jason? 766 00:41:48,420 --> 00:41:50,966 You, my friend, are a tactical genius. 767 00:41:50,990 --> 00:41:53,296 That's why I would not wanna play chess with you. 768 00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,106 Also because chess is fucking boring. 769 00:41:57,130 --> 00:42:00,136 I do-I-I have to say, I broke into this house 770 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:04,706 under the promise that I was going to see some crazy shit. 771 00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:09,416 So far, pretty disappointed in the both of you. 772 00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,916 So where is she, huh? 773 00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:13,346 Where's the sexy cannibal? 774 00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:15,186 Hey, Jason, Hey! 775 00:42:15,210 --> 00:42:16,016 Come here! Come here! 776 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,886 Come on, boy. 777 00:42:16,910 --> 00:42:19,826 I got-I got a good idea. 778 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:21,860 We should start a band called Sexy Cannibals. 779 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:22,796 Huh? 780 00:42:22,820 --> 00:42:24,830 I'm the guitar and singer, obviously, 781 00:42:24,850 --> 00:42:26,066 you play the drums, 782 00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:28,836 Colin plays the bass, what's her name plays whatever it is, 783 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:31,136 we go on tour, we play some fuckin' shows, 784 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,706 we sleep in the van... 785 00:42:32,730 --> 00:42:36,176 it's not as creepy as it sounds, and we fuckin' party. 786 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,070 And we'll party all the days... long days. 787 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,070 What if no one goes to our shows? 788 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,186 Why wouldn't people go to our shows... 789 00:42:47,210 --> 00:42:49,350 should be the question that you ask. 790 00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:53,456 I just bought a drum machine, actually- 791 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,056 You bought a- 792 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:55,796 Hey, guys! Come here! 793 00:42:55,820 --> 00:42:57,296 What? No. 794 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,030 It's too far. 795 00:42:59,050 --> 01:25:58,996 Ok, fine. 796 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,936 Stay there. 797 00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,130 Just don't touch anything. 798 00:43:03,490 --> 00:43:04,836 Jason? 799 00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:05,960 Get your axe. 800 00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:11,870 Get your axe, Jason. 801 00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:17,740 You be careful with that thing, buddy. 802 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,836 Woah. 803 00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:36,036 Yeah. 804 00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:37,200 Woah. 805 00:44:18,370 --> 00:44:19,810 Ready? 806 00:44:34,850 --> 00:44:35,950 Dad?! 807 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:44,230 Oh. 808 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:48,876 That's not good. 809 00:44:48,900 --> 00:44:50,240 Yeah, no shit. 810 00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:52,800 I don't... 811 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,046 He's still breathing. 812 00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,156 Ok, good, good, good. 813 00:45:00,180 --> 00:45:02,056 I think he drank some of that drug wine. 814 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,456 Yeah, no shit, Jason. 815 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,090 Come on. Help him up. 816 00:45:08,380 --> 00:45:09,866 Dad? Dad! 817 00:45:09,890 --> 00:45:10,526 Dad. 818 00:45:10,550 --> 00:45:12,866 Roger? Roger! 819 00:45:12,890 --> 00:45:13,966 God. 820 00:45:13,990 --> 00:45:15,436 Fuck, I hate you. 821 00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,066 Let's move this table. 822 00:45:17,090 --> 00:45:18,466 It's a fact, my dad's an idiot. 823 00:45:18,490 --> 00:45:20,236 Maybe he'll be fine in a few hours or days. 824 00:45:20,260 --> 00:45:21,906 I don't know that much about drugs, but... 825 00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:23,276 That's hoping that psycho doesn't mind having 826 00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:26,240 a 200 pound moron sitting in her living room. 827 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,376 Come on, dad. 828 00:45:31,510 --> 00:45:32,750 He's heavy. 829 00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:35,056 Yeah, well, he's 40 and all he does is watch cartoons and eat, 830 00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,926 of course he's fuckin' heavy. 831 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,226 That's not working. 832 00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:44,610 Well, what then? 833 00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,036 Where are you going? 834 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,006 I'm locking the door in case she comes back. 835 00:45:50,030 --> 00:45:51,906 We're gonna have to hide him. 836 00:45:51,930 --> 00:45:53,370 Close that door. 837 00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:54,890 Fine. 838 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:03,410 What the hell? 839 00:46:12,110 --> 00:46:13,056 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 840 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:14,496 Don't tell me you wanna put him in there. 841 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,520 Uh-uh. 842 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:18,366 I don't think we have a choice. 843 00:46:18,390 --> 00:46:19,390 Fuck. 844 00:46:28,030 --> 00:46:29,206 Actually, we can do better than that. 845 00:46:29,230 --> 00:46:31,976 That's... that's not good. 846 00:46:39,470 --> 00:46:40,470 Jason? 847 00:46:41,140 --> 00:46:42,156 Jason, just get the weapons. 848 00:46:42,180 --> 00:46:42,620 Come on. 849 00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:43,986 Come on! 850 00:46:44,010 --> 00:46:45,586 Come on, come on. 851 00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,110 Come on! 852 00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:00,290 Ready? 853 00:47:08,770 --> 00:47:10,286 Oh god, I'm sorry! 854 00:47:10,310 --> 00:47:11,310 I'm sorry! 855 00:47:12,270 --> 00:47:13,146 What the hell?! 856 00:47:13,170 --> 00:47:14,086 Oh Jesus, I'm sorry! 857 00:47:14,110 --> 00:47:15,150 I'm sorry! 858 00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:16,586 I'm sorry! 859 00:47:16,610 --> 00:47:17,486 I'm sorry! 860 00:47:17,510 --> 00:47:19,486 You're gonna be sir, I know first aid! 861 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,120 Woah! 862 00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:26,130 Shit! 863 00:47:26,150 --> 00:47:27,196 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 864 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:29,896 You know what? 865 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:30,466 No, no, no! 866 00:47:30,490 --> 00:47:31,666 Ok, we need to help him. 867 00:47:31,690 --> 00:47:32,336 Why? 868 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,006 Really? 869 00:47:33,030 --> 00:47:34,030 Yes! 870 00:47:36,630 --> 00:47:38,006 Woah! 871 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,516 Oh, Jesus! 872 00:47:43,540 --> 00:47:44,540 Oh! 873 00:48:11,670 --> 00:48:13,510 That was messed up. 874 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,176 Ok, ok, ok. 875 00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,686 We gotta get-we gotta get dad. 876 00:48:17,710 --> 00:48:18,710 Ok. 877 00:48:20,310 --> 00:48:20,786 Come on. 878 00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:21,856 Yeah. 879 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,626 So we're gonna go home, grab the van, pick up dad, 880 00:48:25,650 --> 00:48:27,390 and get the hell out of here. 881 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,360 Ok. 882 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:33,320 Get him... 883 00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:57,726 No, Summer. 884 00:48:57,750 --> 00:48:58,356 Please, I don't wanna- 885 00:48:58,380 --> 00:49:00,296 Shut up, we're doing this. 886 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:04,680 Oh my god. 887 00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,296 Come on. 888 00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,090 Let's uh, squish it. 889 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,690 Shit. 890 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,376 Throw him in! 891 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,046 Now? 892 00:49:23,070 --> 00:49:24,200 Come on, come on, let's go! 893 00:49:48,900 --> 00:49:49,676 Summer! 894 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,476 Were those what I think they were? 895 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:53,476 I don't know, because to me those looked like- 896 00:49:58,410 --> 00:49:58,916 Shit! 897 00:49:58,940 --> 00:50:00,150 Come on, come on! 898 00:50:35,940 --> 00:50:37,256 What? 899 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,256 What is it, honey? 900 00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:58,206 What is it? 901 00:50:58,230 --> 00:50:59,606 Is that a rat? 902 00:50:59,630 --> 00:51:00,546 Drop it. 903 00:51:00,570 --> 00:51:01,716 Drop it! 904 00:51:01,740 --> 00:51:02,740 Ugh. 905 00:51:26,490 --> 00:51:29,476 Dude, did you just smell my hand? 906 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:32,810 What? No, I was just... I was just sighing. 907 00:51:38,810 --> 00:51:40,756 Colin? Colin! 908 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:41,780 Lisa? 909 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,256 Summer? Summer! 910 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:46,656 Summ- 911 00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:47,910 Colin? Lisa? 912 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,746 Lisa! 913 00:52:04,770 --> 00:52:06,810 Oh my god, I'm sorry. 914 00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:08,046 I- I didn't like her or anything 915 00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:10,016 but I didn't want her to turn into... 916 00:52:14,010 --> 00:52:14,886 Colin! 917 00:52:14,910 --> 00:52:16,020 We have to find Colin. 918 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:25,390 No, not again! 919 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,706 I think I'm gonna puke. 920 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:31,136 No, no, no. 921 00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,370 What the hell?! 922 00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:33,390 What the hell? 923 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,806 I think she's one of them. 924 00:52:37,830 --> 00:52:38,346 Oh really? 925 00:52:38,370 --> 00:52:39,846 What gave that away? 926 00:52:39,870 --> 00:52:40,910 Fuck. 927 00:52:43,670 --> 00:52:45,486 So, are we gonna- 928 00:52:45,510 --> 00:52:46,586 Seriously, Jason? 929 00:52:46,610 --> 00:52:47,456 Look, Lisa might be a bitch 930 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,556 but she's still my dad's girlfriend. 931 00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:51,850 Maybe we can, I don't know, save her, or... the... 932 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:57,366 Oh, I think when the blood's black there's no going back. 933 00:52:57,390 --> 00:53:00,336 Now's the time you decide to develop a sense of humour? 934 00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,666 Sorry, I'm just trying to state the obvious, here! 935 00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,436 I'm sorry Miss... 936 00:53:07,460 --> 00:53:08,936 I don't know what Lisa's last name is! 937 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,290 Wait. 938 00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,300 Wait. 939 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:14,300 Lisa? 940 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:18,810 Oh shit! 941 00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:23,786 Jason! 942 00:53:23,810 --> 00:53:25,010 Do something! 943 00:53:26,510 --> 00:53:27,510 Uh... 944 00:53:31,950 --> 00:53:32,950 Oh my god. 945 00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:37,466 Ah! 946 00:53:37,490 --> 00:53:37,936 I'm sorry! 947 00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:38,736 I'm sorry! 948 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:39,760 Jesus! 949 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:42,936 Jason! 950 00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:44,506 Get her off me! 951 00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:45,530 Get her off! 952 00:53:50,610 --> 00:53:51,940 This is so messed up! 953 00:53:52,940 --> 00:53:53,940 Shit! 954 00:53:57,850 --> 00:53:59,990 Jason, Jason, where are you going? 955 00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:03,696 Woah. 956 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:04,126 Woah, woah, woah! 957 00:54:04,150 --> 00:54:04,966 Wait, wait! 958 00:54:04,990 --> 00:54:06,060 Aaaaaggh! 959 00:54:07,150 --> 00:54:08,150 Oh my god! 960 00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:11,860 Holy shit! 961 00:54:22,970 --> 00:54:23,876 Colin! 962 00:54:23,900 --> 00:54:25,586 Get out of the way! 963 00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:27,150 I've never done this before! 964 00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:29,886 Holy shit! 965 00:54:29,910 --> 00:54:30,910 What? 966 00:54:31,610 --> 00:54:32,610 Lisa! 967 00:54:35,220 --> 00:54:36,490 Did I get her? 968 00:54:38,150 --> 00:54:38,726 Fuck. 969 00:54:38,750 --> 00:54:39,266 Colin. 970 00:54:39,290 --> 00:54:40,196 Colin, I thought... 971 00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:40,996 I know, I know. 972 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:42,736 I know. 973 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:44,966 The neighbour, she was here and then... and- 974 00:54:44,990 --> 00:54:47,676 and I was peeing but then I- 975 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,606 she was doing something to Lisa and I got scared 976 00:54:49,630 --> 00:54:51,576 and I ran away and I heard you guys screaming 977 00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,716 and then I came in and then Lisa was acting all crazy 978 00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,880 and then she was trying to kill you guys 979 00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:58,100 so I just... I just... 980 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,050 did I just kill Lisa? 981 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,650 Dude, it's ok, man. 982 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,626 I- I think I peed my pants. 983 00:55:09,650 --> 00:55:10,996 Oh, gross. 984 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:11,796 Whatever, man. 985 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:12,966 I mean, you're covered in, like, 986 00:55:12,990 --> 00:55:14,660 blood and brains and shit. 987 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:17,630 So where's dad? 988 00:55:19,690 --> 00:55:20,690 What? 989 00:55:21,830 --> 00:55:22,436 He's back at her place. 990 00:55:22,460 --> 00:55:23,976 You left him back there?! 991 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:24,906 What, is he dead, too? 992 00:55:24,930 --> 00:55:25,846 No, no, he's not dead, 993 00:55:25,870 --> 00:55:27,816 he's safe and we're going back to get him. 994 00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,016 Look, he's not dead, you hear me? 995 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,646 Why is he even there? 996 00:55:30,670 --> 00:55:32,910 He drank some of the drugged wine and then he passed out. 997 00:55:35,780 --> 00:55:36,780 Fuck. 998 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:40,910 That's not my house, you know. 999 00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:46,166 The cabin? 1000 00:55:46,190 --> 00:55:49,196 No, the one you always pick me up at. 1001 00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,650 The dump? 1002 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:52,636 Yeah. 1003 00:55:52,660 --> 00:55:54,536 No, I actually... 1004 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,976 I live in this big house on Berksley Street 1005 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:58,940 and my parents are loaded. 1006 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:04,046 Well, whatever man, I mean mine are, too. 1007 00:56:04,070 --> 00:56:08,986 No, I mean they're money loaded, not drunk loaded. 1008 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:10,010 Oh. 1009 00:56:12,810 --> 00:56:15,126 My dad's a dick and he treats my mom like crap 1010 00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:20,030 and, you know, they're probably getting a divorce. 1011 00:56:20,050 --> 00:56:23,036 This morning I left and I didn't tell them where I was going 1012 00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:28,806 and uh... now I might die 1013 00:56:28,830 --> 00:56:32,276 and I don't even know if they'll really give a shit. 1014 00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:33,076 Whatever, man. 1015 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:37,316 I mean, my parents are divorced. 1016 00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:39,016 And who knows? I mean, maybe... 1017 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,656 maybe your dad'll get an undead girlfriend 1018 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:43,956 and you'll get to blow her brains out, too. 1019 00:56:43,980 --> 00:56:46,190 Colin, what? 1020 00:56:46,210 --> 00:56:47,756 Well, I don't know, I'm nervous! 1021 00:56:47,780 --> 00:56:49,220 And I talk too much when I'm nervous. 1022 00:56:52,590 --> 00:56:54,936 Wait, so you lied to me? 1023 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,806 I'm, like, your best friend and I tell you the truth 1024 00:56:57,830 --> 00:57:03,840 about everything and... like that time when I wiped my ass 1025 00:57:03,860 --> 00:57:05,206 with Dave's toothbrush because he- 1026 00:57:05,230 --> 00:57:08,146 he cheated on magic. 1027 00:57:08,170 --> 00:57:11,186 I was just... trying to fit in, I guess. 1028 00:57:11,210 --> 00:57:13,950 By pretending to be poor? 1029 00:57:13,970 --> 00:57:15,156 That is so weird, man. 1030 00:57:15,180 --> 00:57:17,926 It's... weird. 1031 00:57:17,950 --> 00:57:22,826 You know, your family, it might look messed up 1032 00:57:22,850 --> 00:57:24,826 but you guys actually love each other, 1033 00:57:24,850 --> 00:57:27,366 like deep down somewhere. 1034 00:57:27,390 --> 00:57:32,106 You guys are more like my real family, you know? 1035 00:57:32,130 --> 00:57:33,930 You sensitive bitch. 1036 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,616 That was some seriously deep shit, dude. 1037 00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:43,916 I love you, man. 1038 00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:45,850 You too, man. 1039 00:57:45,870 --> 00:57:47,340 Cute. 1040 00:57:50,910 --> 00:57:52,956 You know, Mr. Slade, 1041 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,656 maybe he drinks too much 1042 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,226 and he swears and he's not very responsible- 1043 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:59,726 He farts in my face sometimes, but... 1044 00:57:59,750 --> 00:58:01,096 But he loves you guys, 1045 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,296 and he actually gives a crap about me. 1046 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,306 Well, enough to make fun of me 1047 00:58:05,330 --> 00:58:08,406 and tell me when I'm getting stepped all over. 1048 00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:11,206 So we're not gonna let some crazy cannibal lady 1049 00:58:11,230 --> 00:58:12,876 take him away from us. 1050 00:58:12,900 --> 00:58:16,746 We're gonna go back there and we're gonna mess her up! 1051 00:58:16,770 --> 00:58:19,416 She's not even that hot, anyway. 1052 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,250 So where'd you get the gun? 1053 00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:35,836 Just in here. 1054 00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:39,706 By the way, shotgun. 1055 00:58:39,730 --> 00:58:42,100 As in, shotgun the shotgun. 1056 00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,716 Woah. 1057 00:58:51,740 --> 00:58:53,016 Let's gear up. 1058 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,956 And blow some bros. 1059 00:58:54,980 --> 00:58:57,356 You're gonna blow some bros, Colin? 1060 00:58:57,380 --> 00:58:58,386 Blow up some bros. 1061 00:58:58,410 --> 00:58:59,756 You know what I mean. 1062 00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:01,080 Yeah. 1063 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,946 Let's fuck shit up! 1064 00:59:56,970 --> 00:59:57,676 Woah. 1065 00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:59,146 Someone's balls just dropped. 1066 01:00:16,460 --> 01:00:17,666 This is a pretty shitty weekend. 1067 01:00:17,690 --> 01:00:20,406 I'm gonna say it because all we've been doing is walking up 1068 01:00:20,430 --> 01:00:23,940 and down this path, we've seen some pretty disgusting shit 1069 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:27,176 like blood and gore, you know, and now it's snowing. 1070 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,916 I got snow in my shoes, and... 1071 01:00:28,940 --> 01:00:30,280 I pissed my pants earlier 1072 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:32,316 and you guys wouldn't let me clean it. 1073 01:00:32,340 --> 01:00:33,916 So fuck you guys for that. 1074 01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:35,186 Sweeties! 1075 01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:38,856 Stop it. Stop it. 1076 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,486 Get down. 1077 01:00:39,510 --> 01:00:40,386 They're the bros. 1078 01:00:40,410 --> 01:00:41,256 Yeah, yeah. 1079 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,226 She fished them out of the basement. 1080 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:45,166 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 1081 01:00:45,190 --> 01:00:47,796 You're gonna pay for what you did to Lisa! 1082 01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:48,496 Yeah! 1083 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,090 We're gonna tell on you! 1084 01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,170 "We're gonna tell on you"? 1085 01:00:54,190 --> 01:00:58,046 The cops don't know, the cops don't care. 1086 01:00:58,070 --> 01:01:01,016 They'll never suspect me, they're all sexist. 1087 01:01:02,270 --> 01:01:02,980 Fuck! 1088 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:03,516 Shit! 1089 01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:04,540 Split up! Split up! 1090 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,950 You're out of your league, kids! 1091 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,780 Alright, come on. 1092 01:01:10,910 --> 01:01:12,270 I want you to get them, huh? 1093 01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:17,026 Go get 'em. 1094 01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:18,280 Go on, boys. 1095 01:01:19,290 --> 01:01:19,766 Go on. 1096 01:01:19,790 --> 01:01:21,536 Go get 'em, boys. 1097 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,900 Go get 'em. 1098 01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:25,606 Do you have any snacks? 1099 01:01:25,630 --> 01:01:28,106 I- I ate all my hot dogs and I'm so fuckin' hungry. 1100 01:01:28,130 --> 01:01:30,106 No, I don't have any snacks, man. 1101 01:01:30,130 --> 01:01:31,130 Fuck. 1102 01:01:33,870 --> 01:01:35,570 Oh, goddammit, Harold, stop it. 1103 01:01:36,970 --> 01:01:38,300 Come on, honey. 1104 01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:41,086 You go make me proud. 1105 01:01:41,110 --> 01:01:43,020 Make me proud, honey. 1106 01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:18,186 I got one! 1107 01:02:18,210 --> 01:02:19,210 Get down! 1108 01:02:34,390 --> 01:02:35,930 Oh, fuck. 1109 01:02:36,630 --> 01:02:37,636 Shit. Shit. 1110 01:02:37,660 --> 01:02:39,476 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! 1111 01:02:42,570 --> 01:02:43,580 Holy shit! 1112 01:02:50,950 --> 01:02:52,286 Check mate, biatch! 1113 01:02:52,310 --> 01:02:53,310 Fuck! 1114 01:02:56,020 --> 01:02:57,326 Yo, she-bitch! 1115 01:03:01,090 --> 01:03:02,096 I got her! 1116 01:03:14,630 --> 01:03:17,076 Oh, disgusting! 1117 01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:17,646 Guys, guys! 1118 01:03:17,670 --> 01:03:19,146 Where's the neighbour? 1119 01:03:19,170 --> 01:03:20,570 Wha- 1120 01:03:21,980 --> 01:03:23,956 I don't know, but let's go and get dad! 1121 01:03:23,980 --> 01:03:25,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1122 01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:29,996 Ah, fuck. 1123 01:03:30,020 --> 01:03:31,460 Now I got piss and blood all over me. 1124 01:04:05,550 --> 01:04:07,720 Wha-what's with all the unicorns? 1125 01:04:13,530 --> 01:04:15,200 Fuck unicorns. 1126 01:04:34,810 --> 01:04:35,356 Where's dad? 1127 01:04:35,380 --> 01:04:36,610 Dad's under the stairs. 1128 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,376 He's coming! 1129 01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:52,570 Who's coming? 1130 01:04:55,140 --> 01:04:56,080 Summer. 1131 01:04:56,100 --> 01:04:57,270 Who's coming? 1132 01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,300 Fuck. 1133 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,270 The fuck is she talking about? 1134 01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:10,620 Holy shit. 1135 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,336 Shit! 1136 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:16,966 Shit. 1137 01:05:16,990 --> 01:05:18,406 Um, Jason, hold the door. 1138 01:05:18,430 --> 01:05:20,170 Colin, help me out here. 1139 01:05:20,190 --> 01:05:21,190 Ok. 1140 01:05:22,230 --> 01:05:23,230 Come on. 1141 01:05:42,150 --> 01:05:44,560 Ok, come on, come on. 1142 01:05:46,490 --> 01:05:47,366 Summer. 1143 01:05:47,390 --> 01:05:49,096 Summer, where's dad? 1144 01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:49,596 Where are we going? 1145 01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:50,266 Shh! 1146 01:05:50,290 --> 01:05:52,336 Guys, where are you going? 1147 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,470 What're you doing? 1148 01:05:53,490 --> 01:05:54,236 Guys? 1149 01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:55,176 Shh! 1150 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:56,800 Shut up! 1151 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:03,846 Creepy kids! 1152 01:06:08,410 --> 01:06:10,250 Hey, you guys look cool. 1153 01:06:13,450 --> 01:06:14,526 What's up with the crack babies? 1154 01:06:14,550 --> 01:06:15,590 Dad, stay down! 1155 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,366 Ah gross! 1156 01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:19,626 Dad, come on! 1157 01:06:19,650 --> 01:06:20,396 Come on! 1158 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,136 Is that blood? 1159 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:21,696 Yes! 1160 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:23,866 Because fucking dead! 1161 01:06:23,890 --> 01:06:25,506 What do you mean, fucking dead? 1162 01:06:25,530 --> 01:06:26,906 Is that... blood on you, too? 1163 01:06:26,930 --> 01:06:28,406 Dad, I need your help! 1164 01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:29,376 What happened to the room? 1165 01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:31,276 What-ok, why is there a couch- 1166 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,146 What? 1167 01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:33,410 Bring it-Colin, help me bring it down. 1168 01:06:33,430 --> 01:06:34,206 What? 1169 01:06:34,230 --> 01:06:35,776 No, dad, I need you to help me! 1170 01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,570 Just stop yelling. 1171 01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:39,716 Hey, Colin. 1172 01:06:39,740 --> 01:06:40,350 Hey. 1173 01:06:40,370 --> 01:06:40,916 Buddy. 1174 01:06:40,940 --> 01:06:41,686 Hey. Hey! 1175 01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:42,686 I'm trying to-woah. 1176 01:06:42,710 --> 01:06:43,486 Look... 1177 01:06:43,510 --> 01:06:44,886 Come on, bash her skull in! 1178 01:06:44,910 --> 01:06:46,156 You know I love you, buddy, right? 1179 01:06:46,180 --> 01:06:47,256 Yeah. 1180 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,896 A- And-And I know I can act dumb sometimes, right? 1181 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,566 I'm trying! 1182 01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:53,730 And I know I should probably act more mature. 1183 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:54,726 Y- yeah. 1184 01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,336 I just wanna be the fun dad. 1185 01:06:57,090 --> 01:06:58,806 You know, the-the cool dad. 1186 01:06:58,830 --> 01:06:59,266 Alright? 1187 01:06:59,290 --> 01:06:59,906 Come on, Jason! 1188 01:06:59,930 --> 01:07:01,036 It's just a little girl! 1189 01:07:01,060 --> 01:07:04,706 But it's... it's hard, you know, your mother and I... 1190 01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:05,806 Uh-huh, yeah. 1191 01:07:05,830 --> 01:07:06,606 That's why this is so messed up! 1192 01:07:06,630 --> 01:07:08,916 I just want you to know that I... 1193 01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:12,786 I love you and your sister very much. 1194 01:07:12,810 --> 01:07:14,186 Ok, dad, we love you, too. 1195 01:07:14,210 --> 01:07:15,256 Ok, good stuff. 1196 01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:17,186 Good talk. 1197 01:07:17,210 --> 01:07:18,210 And I... 1198 01:07:32,230 --> 01:07:34,936 S- Summer, what did you do? 1199 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,236 What did you do? 1200 01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,576 Ok, dad, we gotta get out of here now. 1201 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:38,646 Come on. 1202 01:07:38,670 --> 01:07:40,346 Where's Lisa? 1203 01:07:40,370 --> 01:07:41,976 Dad. Dad. 1204 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,330 Lisa's gone. 1205 01:07:45,510 --> 01:07:46,250 What do you mean, she's gone? 1206 01:07:46,270 --> 01:07:47,446 What do you... 1207 01:07:47,470 --> 01:07:49,416 She turned into one of those and then Colin had to... 1208 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:50,440 Colin had to what? 1209 01:07:53,350 --> 01:07:54,726 Colin? Colin? 1210 01:07:54,750 --> 01:07:55,996 Colin had to what? 1211 01:07:56,020 --> 01:07:56,696 Look, dad, you can increase your chances of meeting someone new 1212 01:07:56,720 --> 01:07:58,760 if we get out of here alive. 1213 01:08:01,890 --> 01:08:02,996 Oh... yeah, alright. 1214 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,206 What is that? 1215 01:08:11,230 --> 01:08:12,976 Ok, dad, help me with the door! 1216 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,746 What the fuck is that? 1217 01:08:13,770 --> 01:08:15,410 Help me with the fucking door! 1218 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,286 Fuck, I hate axes! 1219 01:08:41,660 --> 01:08:42,776 My babies! 1220 01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,540 What did you do to my babies?! 1221 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:45,560 Colin, gun! 1222 01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:48,916 Shit! 1223 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:49,940 I didn't reload it! 1224 01:08:59,610 --> 01:09:00,610 Fuck! 1225 01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:06,666 I liked Lisa, you fucking bitch! 1226 01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:13,690 Here's another one! 1227 01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:24,940 Dad! 1228 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,970 Are you ok? 1229 01:09:28,710 --> 01:09:31,020 She fucking stabbed me! 1230 01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,326 Fuck off with the throwing the knives! 1231 01:09:33,350 --> 01:09:34,556 Fuck. 1232 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:38,666 Is it bad? 1233 01:09:38,690 --> 01:09:39,626 You got stabbed! 1234 01:09:39,650 --> 01:09:40,126 Yeah, it's bad. 1235 01:09:40,150 --> 01:09:40,896 It's pretty bad! 1236 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:41,636 It's pretty bad. 1237 01:09:41,660 --> 01:09:42,660 Yeah. 1238 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:44,560 Idiot! 1239 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:46,630 Stay! 1240 01:09:59,410 --> 01:10:00,710 I think we're done here. 1241 01:10:07,610 --> 01:10:08,556 Summer! 1242 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,956 Summer, dad's hurt! 1243 01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:10,626 Fuck. 1244 01:10:10,650 --> 01:10:11,996 Shit. 1245 01:10:12,690 --> 01:10:13,630 Oh my god, dad! 1246 01:10:13,650 --> 01:10:15,496 Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of here! 1247 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:17,066 Shit, he's losing a lot of blood. 1248 01:10:17,090 --> 01:10:18,436 Fuck! 1249 01:10:18,460 --> 01:10:19,636 Summer, don't use that kind of language, 1250 01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:20,370 it doesn't suit you. 1251 01:10:20,390 --> 01:10:20,966 Guys, guys! 1252 01:10:20,990 --> 01:10:22,106 Car keys! 1253 01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:23,650 There's, like, a ton of cars out there! 1254 01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:28,876 Alright, dad, dad, BRB. 1255 01:10:28,900 --> 01:10:29,946 What does that mean? 1256 01:10:29,970 --> 01:10:31,340 Jason, stay with dad! 1257 01:10:32,970 --> 01:10:35,090 I gotta-I gotta find something to stop this bleeding. 1258 01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:50,766 Duct tape. 1259 01:10:50,790 --> 01:10:52,966 It really is good for everything. 1260 01:10:52,990 --> 01:10:54,036 Stay with me, Roger. 1261 01:10:54,060 --> 01:10:55,066 You're gonna be ok, alright? 1262 01:10:55,090 --> 01:10:58,946 Hey, you called me-you called me by first name. 1263 01:10:58,970 --> 01:11:01,816 P- power five. 1264 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,146 Ow. 1265 01:11:03,170 --> 01:11:05,046 You nailed it. 1266 01:11:05,070 --> 01:11:06,186 Dad, we got a car. 1267 01:11:07,210 --> 01:11:08,050 Is it nice? 1268 01:11:08,070 --> 01:11:09,470 Yes. 1269 01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,126 You always were my favourite, Colin. 1270 01:11:13,150 --> 01:11:14,426 I hate you. 1271 01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:15,450 No you don't. 1272 01:11:47,910 --> 01:11:51,150 Dad!!!!!!!! 1273 01:11:52,690 --> 01:11:54,690 Dad!!!!! 1274 01:11:56,620 --> 01:11:58,066 Dad!!!!!! 1275 01:12:01,130 --> 01:12:03,206 Guys, guys, let's go, now! 1276 01:12:03,230 --> 01:12:04,006 Now! Now! 1277 01:12:04,030 --> 01:12:05,090 Now! 1278 01:12:17,980 --> 01:12:22,520 That was my family you just killed, you little shit! 1279 01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:25,796 Ten years. 1280 01:12:25,820 --> 01:12:29,136 Ten years of feeding, caring for them. 1281 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:32,666 Do you have any idea how hard it was? 1282 01:12:32,690 --> 01:12:34,966 And did I get any thank yous? 1283 01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:37,240 No! 1284 01:12:37,260 --> 01:12:40,106 Not one fucking thank you! 1285 01:12:40,130 --> 01:12:42,916 Oh, bitch, you're so dramatic! 1286 01:12:42,940 --> 01:12:44,780 But they loved me! 1287 01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:48,046 They really loved me! 1288 01:12:48,070 --> 01:12:50,286 Who's gonna love me now, huh? 1289 01:12:50,310 --> 01:12:51,310 Who? 1290 01:12:54,610 --> 01:12:55,940 Who cares? 1291 01:13:18,670 --> 01:13:20,540 That was for Roger. 1292 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:29,556 You shouldn't have messed with my family! 1293 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:33,096 Your dad was a piece of shit. 1294 01:13:34,850 --> 01:13:36,150 Wait! 1295 01:13:40,030 --> 01:13:41,600 I got this. 1296 01:13:52,610 --> 01:13:55,280 Consider this the ultimate power five, dad. 1297 01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,116 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1298 01:14:26,140 --> 01:14:28,110 You drive. 1299 01:14:47,060 --> 01:14:55,060 ♪ 1300 01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:05,100 ♪ 1301 01:15:07,150 --> 01:15:15,150 ♪ 1302 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:25,120 ♪ 1303 01:15:27,170 --> 01:15:35,170 ♪ 1304 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:45,140 ♪ 1305 01:15:47,190 --> 01:15:52,260 ♪ 1306 01:16:09,780 --> 01:16:16,156 ♪ 1307 01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:26,406 ♪ It was a lonely night 1308 01:16:26,430 --> 01:16:27,370 ♪ the feeling, 1309 01:16:27,390 --> 01:16:29,106 Hi mom. 1310 01:16:29,130 --> 01:16:33,206 ♪ In the air was turning 1311 01:16:33,230 --> 01:16:38,916 ♪ I know what I want you to, ♪ 1312 01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:44,956 ♪ to do for me. 1313 01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:51,026 ♪ I know what I want you to, ♪ 1314 01:16:51,050 --> 01:16:55,426 ♪ to do for me. 1315 01:16:55,450 --> 01:16:58,466 ♪ Come on, Come on, 1316 01:16:58,490 --> 01:17:03,006 ♪ come on, Come, 1317 01:17:03,030 --> 01:17:05,806 ♪ just take my hand. 1318 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:13,830 ♪ 1319 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:20,786 ♪ 1320 01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:26,296 ♪ It was more than just a call, ♪ 1321 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:32,266 ♪ I'm hearing your chest is beating ♪ 1322 01:17:32,290 --> 01:17:38,176 ♪ Oh baby take my hand 1323 01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:44,216 ♪ and close, close your eyes ♪ 1324 01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:50,416 ♪ I'll lead, lead the way 1325 01:17:50,440 --> 01:17:56,956 ♪ the way, to an end 1326 01:17:56,980 --> 01:18:03,266 ♪ I know what I want you to, ♪ 1327 01:18:03,290 --> 01:18:09,076 ♪ to do for me. 1328 01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:14,946 ♪ I know what I want you to, ♪ 1329 01:18:14,970 --> 01:18:19,916 ♪ to do for me. 1330 01:18:19,940 --> 01:18:22,386 ♪ Come on, Come on, 1331 01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:27,126 ♪ come on, Come, 1332 01:18:27,150 --> 01:18:31,866 ♪ just take my hand. 1333 01:18:31,890 --> 01:18:34,330 ♪ Come on, Come on, 1334 01:18:34,350 --> 01:18:39,106 ♪ come on, Come, 1335 01:18:39,130 --> 01:18:44,440 ♪ just take my hand. 1336 01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:48,306 ♪ Take my hand. 1337 01:18:48,330 --> 01:18:56,330 ♪ 1338 01:19:03,250 --> 01:19:05,460 ♪ To do for me 1339 01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:13,480 ♪ 1340 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:22,546 ♪ 1341 01:19:22,570 --> 01:19:25,080 ♪ Come on, come on. 1342 01:19:25,100 --> 01:19:33,100 ♪ 1343 01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:43,180 ♪ 1344 01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:54,106 ♪ I know what I want you to do. ♪ 1345 01:19:54,130 --> 01:20:02,130 ♪ 1346 01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:12,140 ♪ 1347 01:20:14,190 --> 01:20:22,190 ♪ 1348 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:32,200 ♪ 1349 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:42,240 ♪ 1350 01:20:44,180 --> 01:20:52,180 ♪ 1351 01:20:54,230 --> 01:21:02,230 ♪ 1352 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:12,240 ♪ 1353 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:22,280 ♪ 78304

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