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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
AND WE'RE BACK.
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WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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DAVID:
NOTHING.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
DAVID, WE'RE DOING
A RADIO SHOW!
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DAVID, IS READING
THE NEWSPAPER.
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DAVID: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?
FEMALE RADIO HOST: WHAT?
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DAVID:
THE REVIEW OF
ROBERT LONGFELLOW'S NEW PLAY.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST: WHO? WHO?
DAVID: ROBERT LONGFELLOW.
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DAVID:
WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HIS WIFE
THE OTHER DAY, REMEMBER?
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
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ALICE LONGFELLOW,
THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
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OH, I LOVE HER.
SHE'S SO COOL.
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DAVID: VERY, YES. FRH: YEAH, WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?
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DAVID:
WELL, HE GOT REAMED
IN "THE TIMES."
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JUST, UM, SAVAGED.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
OOPS.
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DAVID:
NO, I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING...
YOU KNOW, BAD.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST: HOW BAD?
DAVID: LISTEN TO THIS:
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"IT HAS BEEN YEARS
SINCE LONGFELLOW,
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ONCE TOUTED AS A CONTENDER
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FOR THE VOICE
OF HIS GENERATION,
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HAS WRITTEN ANYTHING OF NOTE,
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AND, UNFORTUNATELY,
HIS LATEST OFFERING,
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"AMERICAN EXCURSION,"
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WHICH OPENED LAST NIGHT
AT THE CHELSEA STAGE,
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WILL ONLY CEMENT HIS REPUTATION
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AS THAT OF A WRITER
FADING INTO IRRELEVANCY."
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FEMALE RADIO HOST: OH DEAR.
DAVID: OH MY.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
ALICE WON'T BE HAPPY.
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DAVID: NOW, I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU FIGURE SHE PULLS IN A YEAR, BECAUSE...
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
SHE'D BE PAYING THE BILLS
FROM NOW ON, MISTER.
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DAVID:
I THINK SO.
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BOTH:
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DAVID:
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
"HIS EARLY..."
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OKAY, GOING ON,
"HIS EARLY PLAYS
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GRACEFULLY WOVE TOGETHER
A CRACKLING WIT
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WITH DEEP PATHOS."
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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DAVID:
I DON'T KNOW, I'M READING.
I'M READING.
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THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS:
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"WHILE CHARACTERS YOU COULDN'T
POSSIBLY CARE ABOUT
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SHUFFLED ROBOTICALLY
TO THE FOOT OF THE STAGE..."
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DAVID:
THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
GOT TO HURT.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
BIG TIME.
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DAVID:
WELL, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT KIND OF PERKED UP MY DAY.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
YEAH? WHY?
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DAVID:
I FEEL BETTER
ABOUT MYSELF NOW.
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FEMALE RADIO HOST:
OH, GOOD,
MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE FEEL BAD?
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DAVID: DON'T YOU?
FEMALE RADIO HOST: YES.
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DAVID:
NO, BUT I MEAN,
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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IRENE:
OH, HOW ARE YOU, BOBBY?
LORD I'VE MISSED YOU!
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ROBERT:
I'M GOOD, MOM, GOOD.
MISSED YOU TOO.
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GO, SIT.
YOU HUNGRY?
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DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO EAT?
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HOW ABOUT SOME CHEESE
AND CRACKERS?
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UH... OKAY.
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IRENE: YOU WANT A BEER?
ROBERT: NO, THANKS.
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IRENE:
OH, I'VE GOT JUICE.
ORANGE OR GRAPEFRUIT?
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WATER'D BE GREAT.
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IRENE:
HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
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OH, TRAFFIC GETTING HERE
MUST HAVE BEEN MURDER.
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WASN'T TOO BAD.
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IRENE:
OH, DAMN, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN A COON'S AGE, KEVIN.
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I MEAN ROBERT.
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YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME
WHAT YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE.
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HELLO?
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ROBERT:
HEY.
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ALICE:
OH, HI. YOU IN L.A.?
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ROBERT:
YEAH, I'M AT MOM'S.
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LISTEN, HONEY,
I WANT TO GIVE UP THE APARTMENT.
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REALLY?
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ROBERT:
YEAH, WE DON'T NEED A PLACE
IN NEW YORK.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME.
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DID YOU READ "THE TIMES"?
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ALICE: ROBERT, I HAVEN'T READ A REVIEW IN OVER TEN YEARS.
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ROBERT:
RIGHT.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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I'M FINE, I'M FINE.
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JUST SICK OF THE CITY.
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WILL THIS MEAN
YOU'LL BE HOME MORE?
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PROBABLY.
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ALICE: YOU SOUND DISAPPOINTED.
ROBERT: COME ON, ALICE.
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ALICE:
ROBERT, YOU HAVEN'T REALLY
BEEN HERE
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IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY
IN MONTHS.
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I KNOW.
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THE KIDS ARE SUFFERING,
I'M SUFFERING.
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MITCH IS CRYING HIMSELF TO SLEEP
EVERY OTHER NIGHT.
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I KNOW.
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ROBERT:
LOOK, I'VE GOT TO TAKE
THIS MEETING.
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LET ME DEAL WITH MOM
AND I PROMISE
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WE'LL PUT IT ALL BACK TOGETHER
WHEN I GET HOME, OKAY?
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LET ME CALL YOU LATER,
OKAY?
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ALICE?
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SURE, ROBERT,
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CALL ME AFTER YOU DO
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
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BETTY:
OH...
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ARE YOU BACK?
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UH, YEAH.
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DID YOU GET THE TUNA?
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OH SHIT.
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OH DEAR.
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GUS:
FUCK.
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BETTY: GUS!
GUS: SORRY.
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BETTY:
OH... WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO MAKE DO.
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I HAD A DREAM ABOUT 1946.
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UH-HUH.
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BETTY:
ISN'T THAT FUNNY?
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UH-HUH.
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IT WAS SO PEACEFUL.
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AND THEN I DANCED A WALTZ
WITH TYRONE POWER...
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ON A SHIP SOMEWHERE.
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HUH.
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1946.
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I THINK TYRONE POWER
WAS A FAG, MOM.
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HUH.
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IRENE:
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BLESSED FOR THY OWN JESUS,
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD,
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PRAY US FOR US SINNERS...
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LOOKS LIKE GUS
IS DOING SOME CHORES.
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AIN'T HE SOMETHIN'?
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WHAT'S HE BEEN UP TO?
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OH, HE'S IN AND OUT OF JAIL
HALF THE TIME.
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YEAH?YEAH.
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DID TIME FOR MANSLAUGHTER.
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GEEZ!
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BEAT A GUY TO DEATH
IN A BAR SOMEWHERE.
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GUESS I'VE BEEN AWAY
FOR AWHILE.
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IRENE:
HE CAME BY ONE DAY
ASKING WHERE YOU WERE.
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ROBERT:
HE DID?
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I THINK HE WAS DRUNK.
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HMM.
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HE IS DRIVING
BETTY INSANE.
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I MEAN, A 57-YEAR-OLD MAN
WHO NEVER LEFT HOME?
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SO IT WOULD BE NICE
IF YOU COULD HELP US OUT
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WITH THIS SCRIPT.
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WE'RE IN NEED
OF SOME PASSION.
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THERE'S NO PASSION
IN THIS SCRIPT.
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WE NEED MORE THAN TO HAVE
THE AUDIENCE SCREAMING.
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WE HAVE THE KILLERS.
WE HAVE THE SAVAGE KILLING.
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YOU'RE NEVER IN L.A.
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NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
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I UNDERSTAND.
TWENTY YEARS I'VE BEEN HERE
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AND I STILL FEEL
A SENSE OF DREAD,
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LIKE I AM IN A FOG,
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ADRIFT IN A LIFEBOAT
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WITH THE SEA MONSTERS
CIRCLING.
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RIGHT.
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SO I THINK THAT
WE CAN BRING SOME DIGNITY
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TO THE CHARACTERS,
YEAH?
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NOW WE MEET THEM
AND THEY DIE, NOTHING.
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NO WAY OF GETTING
TO KNOW THEM.
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IS THAT LIFE?
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IS THAT HOW
WE EXPERIENCE LOSS?
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I LOVED YOUR PLAY.
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YOU DID? WHICH ONE?
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THIS ONE PLAYING NOW:
"AMERICAN EXCURSION."
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I WAS IN NEW YORK
AND I CAUGHT A PREVIEW.
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LOVED IT.
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VERY POWERFUL.
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THANK YOU.
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VERY WELL DONE.
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YOU INVESTED YOUR OWN MONEY
IN PUTTING IT UP ON ITS FEET,
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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YES.
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VERY BRAVE OF YOU,
ROBERT.
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THAT'S COMMITMENT.
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THAT'S FAITH
IN ONE'S ABILITY.
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ROBERT:
OH!
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HELLO.
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HEY.
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HOW YOU DOIN', GUS?
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OH, HEY, MAN,
HOW YA DOIN', HUH?
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I THOUGHT
I SAW YOU HERE.
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HEY, YOU HERE VISITING
YOUR MOM?
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YEAH, I'M CHECKING IN
ON HER, YOU KNOW.
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YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S COOL.
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YEAH, SO...
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HOW YA DOING?
EVERYTHING GOOD?
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YEAH. OH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
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EVERYTHING IS REAL GOOD.
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HEY, YOU KNOW,
I WAS JUST TOSSIN' BACK A FEW
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AND, UH, I THOUGHT,
LIKE, WHOA,
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I HAVEN'T TALKED TO ROBERT
IN, LIKE, YEARS, DUDE.
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AND THEN I THOUGHT,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I WAS THINKING THAT YOU AND I
SHOULD HAVE A BEER, MAN.
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WE SHOULD HAVE
A FUCKIN' BEER, MAN!
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YOU KNOW, AND JUST...
HANG OR SOMETHING.
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T-THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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WE SHOULD, UH,
HANG SOMETIME.
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WE SHOULD
DEFINITELY HANG.
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FUCK, YES!
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HEY,
NOW IT DON'T MATTER
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THAT YOU'RE YOUNGER
THAN ME, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, LIKE, SEVENTH GRADE
AND TWELFTH GRADE;
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THAT'S LIKE FUCKIN' FOREVER.
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I MEAN, NOW IT JUST
DON'T MEAN SHIT.
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SO, YOU CAUGHT UP
WITH ME, DUDE!
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I'M RIGHT ON YOUR ASS.
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YEAH!
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YEAH, SO, YOU KNOW,
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MAYBE BEFORE I SPLIT
THIS TIME
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WE COULD, UH, HOIST
A COUPLE O' FROSTIES
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AND SHOOT THE SHIT.
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YEAH! FUCKIN' SHOOT
THE FUCKIN' SHIT, MAN!
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SHOOT WHATEVER
THE FUCK WE WANT!
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YEAH, TAKE SOME FUCKING
TARGET PRACTICE!
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ABSOLUTELY.
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YEAH...
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WHEW, MAN.
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MY EYES ARE WATERING.
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WHICH ORIFICE
DID THAT COME OUT OF?
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ORIFICE? OH MAN!
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FUCKING ORIFICE!
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OR A FACE, MAN!
OR A FUCKIN' FACE!
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RIGHT.
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HEY, OH NO,
PRIMA FACIE!
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00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:40,602
MY LAWYER'S ALWAYS TALKING
ABOUT PRIMA FACIE!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING
PRIMA FACIE, MAN?
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IT MEANS YOU'RE FUCKED.
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YEAH, PRIMA FACIAL!
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I GAVE HER A FUCKIN'
PRIMA FACIAL, DUDE!
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STEADY, DUDE.
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00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,614
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE BETTER BE QUIET
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'CAUSE MY MOM MIGHT
BE SLEEPING.
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IF YOU WAKE HER UP,
SHE'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS.
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OH, OH...
KICK MY FUCKIN' ASS.
229
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,925
YEAH.
230
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,014
HEY, MAN,
I GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP.
231
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,885
MAN, I'M BEAT.
JET LAG, YOU KNOW?
232
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,713
OH, THAT'S COOL,
THAT'S COOL.
233
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,496
WE'LL HAVE THOSE MORTAR ROUNDS
THOUGH, RIGHT, MY MAN?
234
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,715
SHIT, YEAH.
235
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,717
OH!WHAT?
236
00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,852
I HEAR MY MOMMY CALLING.
SHE WANTS TO TUCK ME IN.
237
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:13,853
NIGHTY FUCKING NIGHT.
238
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,942
NIGHT, NIGHT.
239
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,987
GUS:
240
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,948
OH, HEY, MAN!
241
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,645
UH, A PRIORI, EH?
242
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:25,865
DOMINUS VOBISCUM.
243
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,956
YEAH!
PURSUANT TO THE LAW!
244
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:32,828
ET CUM SPIRITU TUO.
245
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:36,092
YEAH, THEY'RE ALWAYS PURSUING
THE LAW RIGHT UP MY ASS.
246
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:39,008
OH! OH, OH!
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!
247
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,665
TIME FOR A LITTLE
CAVITY SEARCH!
248
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,014
WE'RE PURSUING THE LAW
249
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:48,888
AND WE THINK IT WENT
UP YOUR ASS.
250
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,280
UP MY ASS...
251
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,818
HELLO?
252
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,211
ROBERT:
EMMA?
253
00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,692
EMMA, IT'S ROBERT...
254
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:11,780
LONGFELLOW.
255
00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:14,783
OH MY GOD.
256
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,265
WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
257
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,962
I'M SORRY
IT'S TAKEN SO LONG.
258
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,095
HOW ARE YOU?
259
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,836
EMMA:
OH, I'M FINE.
260
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,013
IT'S GOOD TO HEAR
YOUR VOICE AGAIN.
261
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,797
ROBERT:
I JUST WANTED
TO LET YOU KNOW
262
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,190
THAT I GOT THE BOOK
YOU SENT ME.
263
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,802
YOU MEAN THE ONE I SENT YOU
TWO YEARS AGO?
264
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,369
IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG,
HAS IT?
265
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:36,761
EMMA:
AT LEAST.
266
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,111
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
267
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:40,243
WELL, I'M IN TOWN
268
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,331
AND I WAS WONDERING
WHERE YOU ARE WITH IT.
269
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,071
AM I TOO LATE?
270
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:42,942
WELL, NO.
271
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,858
I HAD SOME THOUGHTS
ON A SCREENPLAY.
272
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,859
I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS,
ROBERT.
273
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,036
GREAT.
274
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,821
EMMA:
WHEN CAN WE MEET?
275
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,782
WELL, THANKS FOR TAKING ME OUT,
KEVIN.
276
00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,133
I MEAN ROBERT.
277
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:04,224
DAMN, I'LL GET IT RIGHT
ONE OF THESE DAYS.
278
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:06,226
SO WHO HELPS YOU
WITH MOST OF YOUR ERRANDS?
279
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,706
IRENE:
JANEY HEWLIT, MOSTLY.
280
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,143
SHE LIVES DOWN THE BLOCK.
281
00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,058
IS THAT ALL YOU'RE GONNA EAT?
282
00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,798
YUP.
283
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,975
I CAN'T STAND OATMEAL.
BLECH!
284
00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,368
ROBERT:
THEN YOU SHOULDN'T ORDER IT.
285
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,370
WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN JANEY'S NOT AROUND?
286
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,154
IRENE:
YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME PROTEIN.
287
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,677
HAVE SOME EGGS.
288
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,809
I MEAN, ALL THIS FUSS
ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
289
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:25,810
IT'S FOR THE BIRDS.
290
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,508
I'M HAPPY, MOM.
291
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:28,770
IRENE:
IT'S A LOT OF NONSENSE.
292
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:29,989
YOU'RE RIGHT.
293
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:31,077
MEDICAL RESEARCH -
WHO NEEDS IT?
294
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,256
YOU'RE A REAL SHECKY GREEN,
BOBBY.
295
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:39,172
YOU'RE A REAL COMEDIAN.
296
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:40,651
YOU KILL ME.
297
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,784
I WORRY ABOUT YOU, MOM.
298
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,655
YOU DO?
299
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,961
I DO.
300
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,702
SHOCKING, ISN'T IT?
301
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,356
WHY YES, IT IS.
302
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,881
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE
BY YOURSELF ANYMORE.
303
00:16:52,968 --> 00:16:55,101
NOBODY GIVES A DAMN
ABOUT ME.
304
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,450
ROBERT:
LOOK, MOM,
305
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:58,800
WE'VE GOT TO MAKE
SOME DECISIONS HERE.
306
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,455
YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALONE.
307
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:05,111
HOW LONG ARE YOU STAYING,
BOBBY?
308
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,200
A COUPLE MORE DAYS.
309
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,918
HELLO.
310
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,748
NICE SPREAD.
311
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,359
THANKS.
312
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:41,147
LIFE'S A FUNNY THING,
ISN'T IT?
313
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,192
BUT NOT "HA-HA" FUNNY.
314
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:47,153
COME ON,
IT'S A LAUGH RIOT.
315
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,939
ARE YOU COMING IN?
316
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,861
SO WHO'S THIS BILLIONAIRE
YOU'RE SEEING?
317
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,863
HE'S NOT A BILLIONAIRE.
318
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:04,170
ACCORDING TO FORBES
HE IS.
319
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,347
ARE YOU KEEPING TABS
ON ME?
320
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,307
IS IT SERIOUS?
321
00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,180
HE WANTS CHILDREN.
322
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,269
YOU'RE READY FOR KIDS?
323
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,454
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
324
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,067
NO.
325
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:34,765
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE?
326
00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:36,898
I CALLED YOU,
DIDN'T I?
327
00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,029
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
IT'S BEEN
328
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,205
SINCE WE'VE SEEN
EACH OTHER?
329
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,510
UH...EIGHT YEARS.
330
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:41,816
REALLY?
331
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,559
I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU.
332
00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,127
WELL, HERE I AM.
333
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,219
HEARD ABOUT THE PLAY.
334
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,221
YOU HEARD ABOUT IT?
FROM WHO?
335
00:18:55,308 --> 00:18:56,918
A FRIEND.
SOMEONE I RESPECT.
336
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,006
WHO?
337
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,227
SHE SAID THERE WERE FLASHES
OF THE OLD BRILLIANCE.
338
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:02,837
"OLD" BRILLIANCE.
339
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,099
SHE'S A BIG FAN.
340
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,927
OF COURSE.
341
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,537
SHE THOUGHT-SHE HATED IT.
342
00:19:07,624 --> 00:19:09,800
NO.LIAR.
343
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:10,801
SHE THINKS
YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
344
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:12,412
SHE REALLY HATED IT.
345
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:13,935
I THINK
YOU'RE BRILLIANT.
346
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,502
YOU'RE BIASED.
347
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,116
DID YOU READ THE BOOK?
348
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,425
IT'S THE ROLE
OF A LIFETIME.
349
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,953
I'M GLAD YOU CALLED,
ROBERT.
350
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,042
ME TOO.
351
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,565
I'LL GET STARTED
ON A SCREENPLAY.
352
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,871
GREAT.
353
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,919
I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
FOR A LONG TIME.
354
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,486
REALLY?
355
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,490
YES.
356
00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,018
THANKS FOR COMING.
357
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,066
RIGHT.
358
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,308
HEY, MAURICE, IT'S ROBERT.
359
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,005
I'M GOOD, GOOD.
YOU?
360
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,442
GOOD.
361
00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:30,011
UH, LISTEN,
UM, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
362
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:33,623
AND I JUST DON'T THINK
I'M THE GUY FOR YOUR SCRIPT.
363
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:34,929
YEAH.
364
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:39,020
WELL, IT'S JUST NOT MY GENRE,
YOU KNOW?
365
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,413
I'M AFRAID I'LL BOTCH IT,
366
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,023
AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT
TO YOU.
367
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:45,592
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO WASTE YOUR MONEY EITHER.
368
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:54,035
RIGHT. RIGHT.
369
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:55,515
HEY, UH, MAURICE?
370
00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,256
I'VE GOT ANOTHER CALL
COMING IN.
371
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:59,170
LET ME TAKE THIS,
AND I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK?
372
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,390
OKAY. BYE.
373
00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:11,982
EMMA:
HELLO?
374
00:22:12,069 --> 00:22:13,070
HEY.
375
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:15,682
HI.
376
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,208
ROBERT:
EMMA, I THINK WE SHOULD
RETHINK THIS.
377
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,299
RETHINK WHAT?
378
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:25,344
EVERYTHING.
379
00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,565
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT?
380
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,743
IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT I WANT.
381
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:39,053
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ROBERT?
382
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,233
IT'S VERY POWERFUL.
383
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:47,235
WHAT IS?
384
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,370
EMMA:
WHAT WE SHARE.
385
00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,201
YES, IT IS.
386
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,597
WE KNOW EACH OTHER.
387
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,078
ROBERT:
YEAH.
388
00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,080
PROFOUNDLY.
389
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:09,213
I KNOW.
390
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,522
WHY DID YOU CALL ME?
391
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,265
FOR THE JOB?
392
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:20,094
FOR THE MONEY?
393
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:23,837
NO.
394
00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,668
IT'S AS STRONG AS EVER.
395
00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:32,846
GODDAMNIT.
396
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:34,238
ISN'T IT?
397
00:23:35,631 --> 00:23:36,632
YES.
398
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:42,116
I LOVE YOU, ROBERT.
399
00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,597
ROBERT:
CHRIST...
400
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,172
I CAN BE THERE
IN AN HOUR.
401
00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,262
I'M HERE.
402
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:41,697
OH, HEY, MAN.
403
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,786
OH, HEY, ROBERT.
HOW YA DOIN'?
404
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,309
GOOD, GOOD.
WHAT'S UP?
405
00:24:45,396 --> 00:24:47,311
OH, UM...
406
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,575
WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT
THOSE BEERS WE WERE GONNA HAVE
407
00:24:49,662 --> 00:24:52,665
AND JUST THOUGHT THAT MAYBE
WE COULD TOSS BACK A FEW NOW
408
00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:54,231
IF YOU WEREN'T
DOING ANYTHING.
409
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:55,319
I BROUGHT SOME.
410
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:56,712
OH, YEAH, THE PROBLEM IS
411
00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,192
I GOT A THING
TO GO TO TONIGHT.
412
00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,454
I CAN'T BLOW IT OFF,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
413
00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:00,411
OH, YEAH, THAT'S COOL,
THAT'S COOL.
414
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,544
I CAN DIG THAT, MAN.
415
00:25:02,631 --> 00:25:03,545
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
416
00:25:03,632 --> 00:25:04,764
YEAH.
417
00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,679
YEAH, BUT HOW 'BOUT
JUST ONE?
418
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,071
YEAH, IT CAN'T TAKE
TOO LONG.
419
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,377
I MEAN, WE'RE NOT GETTING
YOUNGER HERE,
420
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:11,858
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN',
DUDE, HUH?
421
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:13,250
AH, YOU CAN HAVE A FUCKIN'
FROSTY BEFORE YOU SPLIT,
422
00:25:13,337 --> 00:25:14,730
AM I RIGHT?
423
00:25:14,817 --> 00:25:16,732
UH...
OKAY, A QUICK ONE.
424
00:25:16,819 --> 00:25:18,473
RIGHT ON, MAN,
RIGHT ON.
425
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,257
YOU ARE THE FUCKIN' MAN,
MAN.
426
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,307
OH, HEY,
IS YOUR MOM HOME?
427
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,874
I GOT A FOUL MOUTH,
DUDE,
428
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:28,744
AND I DON'T WANT TO UPSET
YOUR OLD LADY.
429
00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,093
NO, SHE'S NOT HERE.
430
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:30,833
SHE WON'T BE BACK
FOR AWHILE.
431
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,834
EXCELLENT.
432
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,403
EXCELLENT.
433
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,322
HERE, MAN.
434
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:45,326
HERE'S TO YA.
435
00:25:45,413 --> 00:25:47,415
WE HAVE LIFTOFF.
436
00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:57,991
SO, HOW'S YOUR MOM?
437
00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,297
OH, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S GOOD
438
00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:03,213
WHEN SHE'S NOT BEING
A RAGING BITCH.
439
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,302
BUT SHE'S OKAY.
SHE'S OKAY, YOU KNOW?
440
00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:07,261
SHE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
441
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,829
YOU BEEN WORKIN'?NO.
442
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,960
NO.
443
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:11,961
FUCK 'EM.
444
00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,484
I HEARD THAT.
445
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,356
YEAH, I AIN'T WORKIN'
FOR SLAVE WAGES.
446
00:26:15,443 --> 00:26:16,531
NO, SIR.
447
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:18,011
LET 'EM GO TO CHINA
448
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,012
AND PAY THE CHINKS
FIVE CENTS A DAY.
449
00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:19,708
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT...
450
00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:20,709
MM-HMM.
451
00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,756
IF THAT'S WHAT
THEY WANNA DO.
452
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:29,892
OH. THANKS.
453
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,025
YUP.
454
00:26:37,813 --> 00:26:39,554
HEY.
455
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,991
SO, WHEN'S YOUR MOM
COMING HOME?
456
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:43,514
NOT SURE.
NOT FOR AWHILE, I THINK.
457
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,865
DUDE, I GOT SOME BUD
458
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,431
THAT'LL TAKE THE BACK
OF YOUR HEAD OFF.
459
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:48,563
THINK SHE'D NOTICE
IF WE FIRED ONE UP?
460
00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,782
OH, NO, MAN,
THAT WON'T WORK.
461
00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,914
WELL,
LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
462
00:26:52,001 --> 00:26:53,350
UH...
463
00:26:53,437 --> 00:26:54,700
YOU GO AHEAD,
I'LL PASS.
464
00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:56,005
NO, DUDE,
YOU GOTTA TRY THIS.
465
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,441
JUST ONE HIT.
466
00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,879
MY BUDDY GOT IT
FROM A GUY IN B.C.
467
00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,228
MAN, IF I HAD A HIT
468
00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:02,490
YOU'D HAVE TO WIPE ME UP
OFF THE FLOOR.
469
00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:03,796
IT WOULDN'T BE GOOD.
YOU GO AHEAD.
470
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,667
WELL,
LET'S TRY THE GARAGE.
471
00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:08,365
WHY DON'T WE GO
TO MY ROOM?
472
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,330
WHO'S THAT LADY?
473
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,724
THAT WOULD BE MARY,
THE MOTHER OF GOD,
474
00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,726
OUR BLESSED VIRGIN.
475
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,076
RIGHT.
476
00:27:26,862 --> 00:27:27,863
SO...
477
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,998
WHAT'S NEW YORK LIKE?
478
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,086
ENERGETIC.
479
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:34,957
THAT'S SERIOUS SHIT.
480
00:27:35,044 --> 00:27:36,611
I LIKE IT.
481
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,960
NEVER BEEN TO NEW YORK.
482
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,745
NO?
483
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:41,442
YOU SHOULD GO.
484
00:27:41,529 --> 00:27:42,878
NO WAY.
485
00:27:42,965 --> 00:27:44,750
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE
ANY PROBLEM THERE.
486
00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:48,014
DAMN STRAIGHT,
'CAUSE I AIN'T GOIN'.
487
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:06,859
SO, WHAT ARE YOU?
ARE YOU UH...
488
00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:12,473
ARE YOU DOIN' THEATRE,
BROADWAY AND SHIT?
489
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,997
MY MOM SHOWED ME
THAT MAGAZINE YOU WERE IN.
490
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,477
YEAH?
491
00:28:16,564 --> 00:28:18,784
YEAH. THAT WAS...
492
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:20,133
THAT WAS, UH...
493
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,396
I MEAN, UH, THAT WAS...
494
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:25,573
I'VE NEVER KNOWN
ANYBODY FAMOUS.
495
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:26,792
NO?UNH-UNH.
496
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:32,101
I BET YOU GET
A LOT OF PUSSY.
497
00:28:32,188 --> 00:28:33,146
YOU'RE DREAMIN'.
498
00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:35,061
OH, DUDE.
499
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:37,498
OH, NO,
COME ON. MAN...
500
00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:40,980
YOU'RE IN THE MAGAZINES.
YOU'RE GOOD LOOKIN'.
501
00:28:41,067 --> 00:28:42,285
AND MARRIED.
502
00:28:42,372 --> 00:28:43,722
YEAH. UH-HUH.
503
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,593
YEAH, YEAH.
UH-HUH.
504
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,116
YEAH, IT MUST BE NICE.
505
00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:49,118
I DON'T THINK SO.
506
00:28:49,205 --> 00:28:53,470
OH, DUDE, LIGHTEN UP.
YOU'RE BRINGIN' ME DOWN.
507
00:29:02,131 --> 00:29:05,134
LET ME JUST HAVE
A LITTLE TASTE.
508
00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:19,975
SHIT.
509
00:29:23,065 --> 00:29:24,066
OOH...
510
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,168
TELL 'EM
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
511
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,956
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
512
00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:46,045
JUST TELL 'EM
IT'S COOL.
513
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:05,020
COP:
GOOD EVENING, SIR.
514
00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:07,109
I'M HERE TO TELL YOU
THAT WE HAVE AN ARMED SUSPECT
515
00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:08,589
HOLED UP IN HIS HOUSE
ACROSS THE STREET.
516
00:30:08,676 --> 00:30:11,200
WE'D LIKE TO POSITION OURSELVES
INSIDE YOUR HOME,
517
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,507
AS IT AFFORDS US A SAFE
AND UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW
518
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,335
OF HIS HOUSE.
519
00:30:15,422 --> 00:30:17,293
NOW WE DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO GET HURT,
520
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:19,165
SO WE'D LIKE TO ESCORT YOU
AND YOUR FAMILY
521
00:30:19,252 --> 00:30:20,906
TO SAFETY IMMEDIATELY,
522
00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:22,472
AND WE'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT
THROUGH THE BACK.
523
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:23,430
YOU GOTTA USE OUR HOUSE?
524
00:30:23,517 --> 00:30:23,604
THAT IS CORRECT,
SIR.
525
00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,612
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID, SIR?
526
00:30:31,699 --> 00:30:33,309
YEAH, WE GOTTA GO.
527
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,137
I NEED TO ESCORT YOU
TO THE REAR OF YOUR HOUSE.
528
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,618
THERE ARE OFFICERS
WHO CAN ASSIST YOU.
529
00:30:37,705 --> 00:30:38,749
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO FIND TEMPORARY SHELTER
530
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,621
UNTIL THIS IS RESOLVED.
531
00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,710
OKAY.
532
00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:47,671
WE'RE STAYING PUT.
533
00:31:02,773 --> 00:31:04,950
OH, COME ON, GUS.
THIS IS NUTS, MAN.
534
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,342
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
535
00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:07,909
I MEAN, THIS COULD
TURN OUT REALLY BAD!
536
00:31:07,996 --> 00:31:09,650
YOU GOTTA CHILL, DUDE.
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE COOL,
537
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,740
SO JUST SETTLE
THE FUCK DOWN.
538
00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,091
I'M TRYING, MAN,
I'M TRYING,
539
00:31:16,178 --> 00:31:17,005
BUT I'M SCARED TO DEATH
RIGHT NOW!
540
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:18,311
I DON'T DIG THIS SHIT!
541
00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:20,313
WELL, LET'S GET YOU A BEER,
MAN;
542
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,705
THAT'LL HELP.
543
00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,540
GUS,
544
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,107
YOU GOTTA PROMISE ME
THAT YOU'LL STAY COOL, MAN;
545
00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:33,717
THAT YOU WON'T DO
SOMETHING STUPID.
546
00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,719
JUST CHILL, MAN,
JUST CHILL.
547
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:37,286
AND DO ME A FAVOR?
548
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,679
CHECK THE WINDOWS,
SEE IF THEY'RE LOCKED.
549
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:39,767
COME ON, MAN.
550
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,775
WHAT DID YOU DO, GUS?
551
00:31:47,862 --> 00:31:49,690
WHY ARE THEY HERE?
552
00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,692
WHAT HAPPENED?
553
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,261
LET'S TAKE A WALK.
554
00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,659
ROBERT:
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, GUS?
WHAT'S YOUR PLAN HERE?
555
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:04,009
GUS:
THE PLAN?
COME ON, MAN.
556
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:07,316
THE PLAN IS UH...
557
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:10,319
OH, THE PLAN IS THAT YOU
AND I HOIST A FEW BEERS, MAN.
558
00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:15,194
I SEE.
559
00:32:30,426 --> 00:32:32,341
LET'S KEEP GOIN'.
560
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:48,270
CHRIST, GUS.
561
00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:50,316
A LITTLE BACKUP.
562
00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:01,980
NA ZDROWIE!
563
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:06,375
ZIVELI!
564
00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:10,989
SKAAL!
565
00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,824
OH, YEAH.
566
00:33:22,522 --> 00:33:24,872
DIGGIN' THAT POT?
567
00:33:26,352 --> 00:33:27,527
YEAH.
568
00:33:27,614 --> 00:33:29,703
MAKIN' ME A LITTLE JUMPY,
I THINK.
569
00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:30,921
SERIOUS SHIT.
570
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,316
AIN'T IT?
571
00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,404
YEAH.
572
00:33:36,492 --> 00:33:38,146
I MUST BE TRIPPIN'.
573
00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,408
I THINK I'M GETTING LOADED
WITH A GUY HOLDING ME HOSTAGE.
574
00:33:39,495 --> 00:33:41,758
YEAH?YEAH.
575
00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:44,674
PSYCHO-FUCKIN'-DELIC, MAN!
576
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:57,383
WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON HERE?
577
00:33:57,470 --> 00:34:00,038
I DON'T KNOW, IRENE,
BUT THEY MEAN BUSINESS.
578
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,139
SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND,
GUS?
579
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:18,056
WHAT'S YOUR OBJECTIVE HERE?
580
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:25,454
WHAT DID YOU DO,
GUS?
581
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:32,766
JESUS.
582
00:34:37,118 --> 00:34:39,468
GUS, MAYBE I...
583
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:40,687
MAYBE I SHOULD
ANSWER THAT.
584
00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,820
THAT COULD BE MY MOM,
YOU KNOW?
585
00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:48,173
I DON'T WANT HER TO FREAK OUT,
HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
586
00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,872
YOU MIND IF I ANSWER IT?
587
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:00,881
HELLO?
588
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:05,407
OH, YES.
YES, SIR.
589
00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:09,890
ROBERT LONGFELLOW.
590
00:35:10,891 --> 00:35:12,414
I'M FINE. YEAH.
591
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,983
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
592
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,071
OKAY.
593
00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:22,990
IT'S FOR YOU.
HE WANTS TO HAVE A CHAT.
594
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:26,515
HIDEY HIDEY HO.
595
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:28,430
UH-HUH.
596
00:35:28,517 --> 00:35:30,519
NO.
597
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:32,086
NO.
598
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,131
NO, SIR.
599
00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:36,830
OH!
600
00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:39,528
GOOD.
601
00:35:40,573 --> 00:35:41,574
GOOD.
602
00:35:43,010 --> 00:35:44,881
YEAH, GOOD.
603
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,145
OKEY-DOKEY.
604
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,495
YEAH.
605
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:53,063
ROGER THAT.
606
00:35:54,195 --> 00:35:55,370
FUCKIN'-A!
607
00:35:57,329 --> 00:35:58,286
HUH?
608
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,030
WELL...
609
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:08,557
LET ME JUST PUT THAT
IN MY PIPE AND SMOKE IT.
610
00:36:10,037 --> 00:36:12,039
WHAT'D HE SAY?
611
00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,824
THE USUAL.
612
00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:16,522
OH, LIKE WHAT?
613
00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:19,394
WANTS TO KNOW
WHAT HE CAN DO FOR ME.
614
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:21,570
KNOW
WHAT HE CAN DO FOR ME
615
00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:24,094
BEFORE HE FUCKS ME
UP THE ASS.
616
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:26,053
WELL, THAT'S WRONG.
617
00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:43,070
UM... YOU, UH...
618
00:36:43,157 --> 00:36:45,986
YOU SURE YOU WANT TO STAY
OUT HERE, MRS. LONGFELLOW?
619
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:49,294
YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIND
A PLACE TO STAY FOR AWHILE,
620
00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:52,949
OR IN THE POLICE VAN.
IT'D BE A LOT WARMER.
621
00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,037
NO.
622
00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,220
AIN'T THIS
SOMETHING ELSE?
623
00:37:09,749 --> 00:37:11,620
I GOTTA PEE.
624
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,100
ME TOO.
625
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,235
SWORD FIGHT?
626
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:20,934
UNH-UNH.
627
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,415
ROBERT:
OH. OKAY.
628
00:37:28,724 --> 00:37:31,031
SO, WHAT ARE YOUR
PLAYS ABOUT?
629
00:37:32,032 --> 00:37:34,556
UH...
630
00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:35,688
GUS:
I HEAR PEOPLE SAY
THAT YOU'RE A COMMIE.
631
00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:37,429
THAT RIGHT?
632
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,996
NO. COMMIE?
633
00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,433
MY MOM SAID THAT YOU
WERE CALLING FOR
634
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,391
THE OVERTHROW
OF THE GOVERNMENT.
635
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:45,045
YOUR MOM SAID THAT?
636
00:37:45,132 --> 00:37:46,176
GUS:
YEAH.
637
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:49,919
AND MY DAD,
BEFORE HE DIED,
638
00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,008
I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU
WHAT HE SAID ABOUT YOU.
639
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:54,010
WOW.
640
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:57,057
GUS:
YEAH, MY DAD HAD HIS OPINIONS.
641
00:37:57,144 --> 00:37:58,145
OLD BASTARD.
642
00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:05,283
ARE YOU GONNA PEE OR WHAT?
I AM DYIN' HERE.
643
00:38:09,809 --> 00:38:10,984
I CAN'T.
644
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,944
OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
CAN'T MAKE IT SQUIRT?
645
00:38:17,251 --> 00:38:18,600
COULD YOU TURN AROUND?
646
00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:19,601
I CAN'T PISS
IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ME.
647
00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:20,689
SORRY.
648
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:24,040
OH, JESUS. I'M SORRY.
649
00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:25,477
ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME?!
650
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:28,741
I'M NOT GOING TO TRY
ANYTHING, GUS.
651
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:31,134
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
652
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:34,094
ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
653
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,661
HURRY UP!
654
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:38,577
I'M GONNA PISS
MY SHORTS HERE.
655
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:40,448
ROBERT:
THANKS.
656
00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:43,103
DON'T EVER GO
TO PRISON, MAN.
657
00:38:45,671 --> 00:38:46,672
BETTY:
IRENE?
658
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,284
OH, GOOD LORD, IRENE.
659
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,201
I-I'M SO SORRY.
660
00:38:57,726 --> 00:39:00,294
I TRIED SO HARD WITH HIM.
I JUST...
661
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:03,036
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
662
00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:06,779
HIS FATHER DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO EITHER.
663
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:11,349
WELL, THERE ISN'T MUCH
THAT WE CAN DO, BETTY.
664
00:39:13,568 --> 00:39:17,746
THEY COME OUT BEING
WHO THEY'RE GOING TO BE.
665
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:20,706
THERE'S NOTHING
WE CAN DO.
666
00:39:22,403 --> 00:39:25,624
MAYBE HIS FATHER
SMACKED HIM TOO MUCH.
667
00:39:25,711 --> 00:39:28,366
OH, WHO KNOWS?
668
00:39:30,324 --> 00:39:31,804
BUT HE JUST...
669
00:39:32,805 --> 00:39:35,460
HE JUST WOULDN'T
SIT STILL.
670
00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:52,085
ROBERT:
WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
671
00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:53,826
A LITTLE PICK ME UP.
672
00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,091
UH, NO THANKS.
673
00:39:58,178 --> 00:39:59,658
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER,
MAN.
674
00:39:59,745 --> 00:40:00,528
CLEARS THE HEAD
AND THEN YOU CAN DRINK MORE.
675
00:40:00,615 --> 00:40:02,138
I'M FINE.
676
00:40:02,225 --> 00:40:03,488
SUIT YOURSELF.
677
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:11,278
GUS, YOU SURE YOU WANT
ALL THAT STUFF
678
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:13,498
IN YOUR VEINS RIGHT NOW?
679
00:40:13,585 --> 00:40:14,499
YOU'RE GONNA WANT
TO KNOW WHAT TO DO
680
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,457
WHEN THE TIME COMES.
681
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,859
YOU TALK TO HIM.
GUY IS AN ASSHOLE.
682
00:40:29,862 --> 00:40:31,298
HELLO?
683
00:40:34,170 --> 00:40:36,216
I'M SORRY?
684
00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,305
THIS IS ROBERT.
685
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:41,874
WHO?
686
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,485
OH, HI ELAINE.
687
00:40:47,270 --> 00:40:49,229
YEAH.
688
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,839
YEAH, I'M HERE
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
689
00:40:50,926 --> 00:40:53,233
MOM'S NOT HERE.
690
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:55,844
YEAH,
EVERYTHING'S GOOD.
691
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,367
YEAH.
692
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,414
YOU DID?
693
00:41:01,763 --> 00:41:03,678
OH, WELL,
TH-THAT'S VERY NICE.
694
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:04,766
THANK YOU.
695
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:09,249
HE WAS IN NEW YORK?
696
00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:10,816
HE SAW IT? YEAH?
697
00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:14,167
WHAT DID HE THINK?
698
00:41:14,994 --> 00:41:17,866
WELL, TELL HIM
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
699
00:41:17,953 --> 00:41:19,389
YEAH.
700
00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:22,305
WELL, LISTEN, THE NEXT TIME
YOU'RE IN NEW YORK,
701
00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:25,221
YOU GIVE ME A CALL,
OKAY?
702
00:41:25,308 --> 00:41:26,875
ALL RIGHT.
703
00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:28,311
I'LL TELL MOM YOU CALLED.
704
00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:30,488
OKAY.
705
00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,359
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
706
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,840
WHO WAS THAT?
707
00:41:34,927 --> 00:41:36,363
IT WAS ELAINE GIFFORD.
708
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,278
SHE USED TO LIVE NEXT DOOR,
REMEMBER?
709
00:41:38,365 --> 00:41:40,149
OH, YEAH.
HAD THE RETARDED KID, DAVE.
710
00:41:40,236 --> 00:41:41,237
YEAH.
711
00:41:42,238 --> 00:41:42,804
I THOUGHT SHE DIED.
712
00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:44,284
NO.
713
00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:46,765
YEAH,
I THOUGHT SHE UM...
714
00:41:47,374 --> 00:41:48,288
I THOUGHT SHE FELL OVER
OR SOMETHING,
715
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,899
HIT HER HEAD.
716
00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:53,206
NO, I THINK YOU'RE THINKING
OF, UH... WHAT'S HER NAME
717
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:54,468
WHO USED TO LIVE
ON THE CORNER.
718
00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:56,818
WHO?UM...
719
00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:58,472
LOUISE...
WHAT'S HER NAME?
720
00:41:58,559 --> 00:41:59,995
O'CONNER?YEAH, O'CONNER.
721
00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:01,693
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, I DO.
722
00:42:01,780 --> 00:42:02,694
YEAH, LOUISE O'CONNER.
723
00:42:02,781 --> 00:42:03,695
YEAH.
724
00:42:03,782 --> 00:42:05,261
THAT'S RIGHT.
725
00:42:05,348 --> 00:42:07,307
WENT OUT IN THE BACKYARD
TO WATER HER FLOWERS...
726
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:08,308
MM-HMM.
727
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:09,831
TRIPPED, FELL,
728
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,485
CRACKED HER HEAD OPEN,
BLED TO DEATH...
729
00:42:11,572 --> 00:42:12,617
LAID THERE
FOR ABOUT FIVE DAYS.
730
00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:14,357
HEY, MAN.
731
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:16,708
HEY.
732
00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:22,365
THAT, UH, THAT SUCKS.
733
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,326
DUDE.
734
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:27,632
THAT'S WRONG.
735
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,199
BOTH:
736
00:42:30,286 --> 00:42:31,200
THAT'S REALLY WRONG.
737
00:42:31,287 --> 00:42:33,202
THAT'S REALLY WRONG.
738
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:45,693
HELLO?
739
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,393
YUP, IT'S ROBERT.
YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
740
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,921
YEAH, UH,
LET ME ASK HIM.
741
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,446
UH, HE DOESN'T WANT
TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
742
00:43:00,969 --> 00:43:03,493
WE'RE, WE'RE DOIN' GOOD.
743
00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:21,816
HELLO?
744
00:43:22,817 --> 00:43:23,818
CATHY, HI.
745
00:43:27,126 --> 00:43:28,301
OKAY.
746
00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:33,306
TV ANCHORWOMAN:
...SOME INFORMATION ON THIS.
747
00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:34,568
BREAKING STORY
OUT OF THE VALLEY,
748
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:36,396
RESEDA TO BE EXACT...
749
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:38,616
OKAY, LET'S BRING IN
OUR ENTERTAINMENT REPORTER,
750
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,008
DAVID PIRO, ON THIS.
751
00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:41,444
WE HAVE HIM ON THE PHONE
752
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:44,056
AND HE HAS SOME INFORMATION
ON THIS.
753
00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:45,405
TV ANCHORMAN:
DAVID, ALL I KNOW
OF ROBERT LONGFELLOW
754
00:43:45,492 --> 00:43:47,233
IS THAT HE WAS...
755
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,843
EXCUSE ME,
I SHOULD SAY "IS."
756
00:43:48,930 --> 00:43:50,018
WE WANT TO REITERATE,
NOTHING'S HAPPENED YET.
757
00:43:50,105 --> 00:43:51,716
BUT AS FAR AS WE KNOW,
758
00:43:51,803 --> 00:43:54,283
THE SUSPECT, GUS WILLIAMS
AND MR. LONGFELLOW ARE ALIVE
759
00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,284
AND POLICE HAVE BEEN
COMMUNICATING WITH THEM
760
00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:56,372
BY PHONE.
761
00:43:56,459 --> 00:43:59,027
CATHY, I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
762
00:43:59,114 --> 00:44:00,463
TV ANCHORMAN:
BUT TO GET BACK
TO WHAT WE WERE SAYING,
763
00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,987
ROBERT LONGFELLOW IS A WRITER
764
00:44:02,074 --> 00:44:03,641
AND HE'S WRITTEN SOME RATHER
CONTROVERSIAL PLAYS.
765
00:44:03,728 --> 00:44:06,513
IS THERE ANY IDEA
IF THIS HOSTAGE SITUATION
766
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,036
HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH LONGFELLOW'S WRITING
767
00:44:08,123 --> 00:44:09,995
OR POLITICAL VIEWS?
768
00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,779
DAVID PIRO:
WELL, AT THIS TIME, DON,
769
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,825
WE DON'T BELIEVE
THAT IS THE CASE;
770
00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:15,217
THAT THE SUSPECT HAS ANY QUARREL WITH MR. LONGFELLOW
771
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,045
WITH RESPECT TO HIS WRITING.
772
00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,438
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER
THAT THE SUSPECT,
773
00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:19,787
GUS WILLIAMS, IS A NEIGHBOR,
774
00:44:19,874 --> 00:44:21,397
AND FROM WHAT I CAN GATHER
775
00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:22,616
HAS KNOWN LONGFELLOW
FROM CHILDHOOD.
776
00:44:25,053 --> 00:44:27,708
WELL,
THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
777
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:31,625
SO YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MORE
OF THOSE KIND OF STORIES?
778
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:33,758
YEAH, I'M SICK
OF ALL THE MOVIES
779
00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:35,847
THEY SHOW NOWADAYS.
780
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,196
NOTHIN' THERE.
781
00:44:37,283 --> 00:44:38,501
THERE'S NO REAL PEOPLE
IN 'EM.
782
00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:40,329
I HEAR YA.
783
00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,591
DO YOU WRITE, GUS?
784
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,463
FUCK NO.
I AIN'T A WRITER.
785
00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:45,639
YOU SHOULD TRY.
786
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,424
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA
WRITE ABOUT?
787
00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:49,904
YOURSELF.
788
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:19,499
WHAT'D YOU MEAN
WRITE ABOUT ME?
789
00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:20,935
ROBERT:
HMM?
790
00:45:21,022 --> 00:45:23,503
YOU SAID I SHOULD
WRITE ABOUT ME.
791
00:45:23,590 --> 00:45:25,070
IT'S A GOOD PLACE
TO START.
792
00:45:25,157 --> 00:45:27,594
I GOT SOME STORIES
TO TELL.
793
00:45:27,681 --> 00:45:28,595
I BET YOU DO.
794
00:45:28,682 --> 00:45:30,466
LOTS O' SHIT.
795
00:45:34,601 --> 00:45:36,908
HOW COME YOU WRITE PLAYS?
796
00:45:36,995 --> 00:45:40,650
HOW COME PLAYS
AND NOT LIKE BOOKS?
797
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,174
I GUESS I DON'T HAVE
THE TALENT FOR BOOKS.
798
00:45:42,261 --> 00:45:43,741
HMM.
799
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,005
HEY, DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM
WOULD CARE ANYMORE
800
00:45:47,092 --> 00:45:49,877
ABOUT ME LIGHTING UP
INSIDE?
801
00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:51,531
IT'S THE LEAST
OF OUR WORRIES NOW.
802
00:45:51,618 --> 00:45:53,620
WHAT? ME WORRY?
803
00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:04,936
I'M STILL RIDING
THE FIRST HIT.
804
00:46:07,634 --> 00:46:10,028
HOW DO YOU WRITE?
805
00:46:10,115 --> 00:46:13,553
WHAT THE FUCK
DO YOU DO?
806
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,555
DOES IT ALL JUST SIT
IN YOUR BRAIN READY TO GO?
807
00:46:15,642 --> 00:46:16,643
DO YOU MAKE IT UP?
808
00:46:17,644 --> 00:46:18,645
I STEAL IT.
809
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,082
STEAL IT FROM WHO?
810
00:46:21,169 --> 00:46:22,170
WHOEVER.
811
00:46:25,652 --> 00:46:28,568
YEAH,
BUT I DON'T GET IT.
812
00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:30,483
WHERE DOES ALL THAT SHIT
COME FROM?
813
00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:32,572
I DON'T HAVE SHIT LIKE THAT
STUFFING UP MY BRAIN PIPES,
814
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:33,921
THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.
815
00:46:34,008 --> 00:46:35,096
I'D GO NUTS.
816
00:46:35,183 --> 00:46:36,402
THAT'S WHY I WRITE.
817
00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:37,707
IF I DIDN'T,
I'D FLIP OUT.
818
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,101
GOT TO GET IT OUT.
819
00:46:40,188 --> 00:46:42,190
GOT TO GET IT OUT.
820
00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:44,192
RIGHT.
821
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:47,456
YEAH, BUT...
822
00:46:47,543 --> 00:46:48,806
HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY'LL SAY?
823
00:46:48,893 --> 00:46:51,243
THAT'S WHAT I REALLY
DON'T GET.
824
00:46:51,330 --> 00:46:53,898
USUALLY I JUST START
WITH ANY OLD THING
825
00:46:53,985 --> 00:46:55,638
THAT POPS INTO MY HEAD.
826
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:57,075
THEN, AFTER AWHILE,
IF IT'S WORKING,
827
00:46:57,162 --> 00:46:59,599
THE CHARACTERS
SORT OF TAKE OVER,
828
00:46:59,686 --> 00:47:01,601
START DOING THE TALKING.
829
00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:02,689
WEIRD.
830
00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:06,562
SAY SOMETHING.
831
00:47:06,649 --> 00:47:08,086
SAY WHAT?
832
00:47:08,173 --> 00:47:09,609
JUST SAY SOMETHING -
ANYTHING.
833
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,612
LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
I'LL SHOW YOU.
834
00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:13,700
OKAY.
835
00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:17,182
UM...
836
00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:21,926
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
837
00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:23,492
WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?
838
00:47:23,579 --> 00:47:24,798
WHY WOULD HE?
839
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:26,756
BLESS AMERICA?
840
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,193
OH...
WAIT, WAS THAT...?
841
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,194
YEAH.
842
00:47:29,281 --> 00:47:31,065
WOW.
843
00:47:31,152 --> 00:47:32,066
THAT'S HOW YOU...?
844
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:34,547
MORE OR LESS.
845
00:47:35,809 --> 00:47:36,723
LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE.
846
00:47:36,810 --> 00:47:37,811
OKAY.
847
00:47:39,726 --> 00:47:41,554
UM...
848
00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:46,124
I WISH I HAD
A MILLION DOLLARS.
849
00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:48,300
MMM, THAT'S NOT MUCH
THESE DAYS.
850
00:47:48,387 --> 00:47:49,562
WELL... OH.
851
00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:53,653
MMM...
852
00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,002
MAYBE NOT TO YOU,
PAL.
853
00:47:55,089 --> 00:47:56,569
DON'T ACT.
854
00:47:56,656 --> 00:47:57,962
WAIT, ARE YOU...?
855
00:47:58,049 --> 00:47:59,659
NO, DON'T ACT.
JUST BE YOURSELF;
856
00:47:59,746 --> 00:48:00,965
SAY WHAT YOU THINK.
857
00:48:01,052 --> 00:48:02,662
OKAY.
858
00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:04,055
OKAY,
LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE.
859
00:48:04,142 --> 00:48:06,013
YEAH, BUT HOW DO I KNOW
WHEN WE'RE IN...
860
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:07,536
WHEN WE'RE IN THE PLAY
OR NOT?
861
00:48:07,623 --> 00:48:08,755
WAS THAT A LINE?
862
00:48:08,842 --> 00:48:10,278
NO! I GOTTA KNOW
WHEN I'M ACTING!
863
00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,758
NO ACTING.
864
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:13,673
OH, COME ON,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MAN.
865
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,023
OKAY, HOW ABOUT WHEN WE WANT
TO DROP OUT OF THE SCENE
866
00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,633
WE RAISE OUR RIGHT HAND.
867
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:18,721
GOOD.
868
00:48:22,725 --> 00:48:23,988
OKAY, YOU READY?
869
00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:25,685
YEAH. YOU GO FIRST
THIS TIME.
870
00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:26,686
YOU DIDN'T RAISE
YOUR HAND.
871
00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:27,687
OH, COME ON, MAN.
872
00:48:27,774 --> 00:48:28,775
OKAY.
873
00:48:37,697 --> 00:48:39,699
I WANT TO GET
OUT OF HERE.
874
00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:41,701
IS THAT RIGHT?
875
00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:43,703
YEAH.
876
00:48:43,790 --> 00:48:44,747
WHERE WOULD YOU GO?
877
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,358
HOME...
878
00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:49,274
TO MY FAMILY.
I MISS THEM.
879
00:48:50,362 --> 00:48:51,929
HOW LONG YOU BEEN
MARRIED?
880
00:48:52,016 --> 00:48:54,235
ABOUT 12 YEARS.
881
00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:55,236
SHIT.
882
00:48:55,323 --> 00:48:57,064
YEAH.
883
00:48:59,806 --> 00:49:02,635
I DIDN'T GET YOUR NAME.
884
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,377
THAT WAS GOOD!
885
00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:07,379
YEAH?
886
00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:09,381
YEAH,
THAT WAS REALLY GOOD!
887
00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:13,602
THAT JUST PIVOTED THE SCENE
IN A WHOLE UNEXPECTED WAY.
888
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:16,736
NICE!
AND YOU SEEM RELAXED.
889
00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,912
WELL, I FEEL GOOD.
890
00:49:19,913 --> 00:49:22,655
YEAH, SO, UM,
WHEN YOU WRITE,
891
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:25,266
YOU KINDA DO THE SAME THING
ONLY BY YOURSELF.
892
00:49:25,353 --> 00:49:27,138
IT'S COOL.
893
00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,316
I GOT A HEADACHE.
894
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:33,274
YOU WANT SOMETHING
FOR THAT?
895
00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:34,362
YEAH.
896
00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,071
THERE YOU GO.
897
00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:59,779
SO, GUS, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHY ARE THE COPS AFTER YOU?
898
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,216
I FUCKED UP.
899
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:03,652
DID SOMEBODY GET HURT?
900
00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:08,875
IT FEELS LIKE
I'M IN A COMPACTOR.
901
00:50:10,268 --> 00:50:12,009
HEY, MAN...
902
00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:15,664
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT BROAD
YOU WERE DOING?
903
00:50:15,751 --> 00:50:16,926
WHO?
904
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:17,753
THE ONE YOU WERE DOING
A WAYS BACK.
905
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,755
WHAT'S HER NAME?
906
00:50:19,842 --> 00:50:21,279
I DON'T KNOW.
907
00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:23,281
OH, SHE'S A BIG STAR NOW,
MAN!
908
00:50:23,368 --> 00:50:24,673
YOU KNOW WHO
I'M TALKING ABOUT!
909
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,848
EMMA STILES?
910
00:50:25,935 --> 00:50:27,807
YEAH, FUCKING EMMA STILES,
MAN!
911
00:50:27,894 --> 00:50:29,678
SHE ROCKS.
912
00:50:29,765 --> 00:50:31,898
THAT IS SOME FINE LADY.
913
00:50:32,899 --> 00:50:33,813
I WASN'T DOING HER,
MAN.
914
00:50:33,900 --> 00:50:34,814
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
915
00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:35,815
I'M SERIOUS!
916
00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:38,122
WELL, WHY NOT?
917
00:50:38,209 --> 00:50:39,775
WELL, I WAS MARRIED
WHEN I MET HER FOR ONE THING.
918
00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,342
YEAH,
LIKE THAT MATTERS.
919
00:50:41,429 --> 00:50:42,691
WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
920
00:50:42,778 --> 00:50:43,779
MAN.
921
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:45,955
WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE
IN REAL LIFE?
922
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,045
IS SHE... LIKE...
923
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,351
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
924
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:53,833
WHEN'D YOU TALK
TO HER LAST?
925
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,139
A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
926
00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:57,010
NO SHIT!YUP.
927
00:50:57,097 --> 00:50:59,839
OH MAN,
THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL!
928
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:00,840
I WAS AT HER HOUSE
YESTERDAY.
929
00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:01,841
NO!MM-HMM.
930
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:02,972
NICE HOUSE?
931
00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,192
OF COURSE.OF COURSE!
932
00:51:05,279 --> 00:51:06,193
WE HAD TEA
AND CHOCOLATES.
933
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,152
FUCKING TEA!
934
00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:12,025
YOU WANT TO TALK
TO HER?
935
00:51:12,112 --> 00:51:13,026
FUCK YOU!
936
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,027
I'M SERIOUS.
937
00:51:14,114 --> 00:51:15,507
FUCK YOU!
938
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:19,859
IF I CAN REACH HER,
YOU CAN TALK TO HER.
939
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:22,992
WELL, WHAT THE FUCK
AM I GONNA TALK ABOUT?
940
00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:25,734
TELL HER YOU'RE A FAN.
SHE'D LIKE THAT.
941
00:51:25,821 --> 00:51:28,128
UH...I DON'T KNOW.
942
00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:30,435
I'M DIALIN'.
943
00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,481
WHOA, SHIT.
944
00:51:34,830 --> 00:51:38,399
AND AFTER THIS
WE'LL CALL IT A NIGHT.
945
00:51:38,486 --> 00:51:39,966
YOU AND I WILL WALK
OUT OF HERE?
946
00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:44,753
OH, YOU TALK TO HER.
947
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,060
FINE.
THEN YOU CAN SAY HELLO.
948
00:52:08,864 --> 00:52:10,257
HELLO?
949
00:52:10,344 --> 00:52:11,258
ROBERT: EMMA?
GUS: OOH!
950
00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:12,564
ROBERT!
951
00:52:12,651 --> 00:52:13,739
ROBERT:
HEY.
952
00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:15,132
OH MY GOD,
WHERE ARE YOU?!
953
00:52:15,219 --> 00:52:16,568
WELL,
I'M AT MOM'S HOUSE.
954
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:21,399
YOU'RE ON TV.
I WAS AFRAID TO CALL.
955
00:52:21,486 --> 00:52:24,228
IT'S OKAY, EMMA,
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
956
00:52:24,315 --> 00:52:26,665
OH, JESUS, WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON IN THERE?!
957
00:52:26,752 --> 00:52:27,883
ROBERT:
WELL, I'M, UH,
SITTING HERE WITH GUS
958
00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:30,147
AND WE'RE HAVING
SOME BEERS,
959
00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:32,888
UH, SHOOTING THE SHIT,
DOING SOME THEATRE GAMES.
960
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,890
ROBERT, DOES HE KNOW
YOU'RE ON THE PHONE?
961
00:52:34,977 --> 00:52:36,109
IT'S OKAY, EMMA, REALLY.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.
962
00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:37,850
NOBODY'S HURT.
963
00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:41,941
LISTEN, UM,
GUS WANTED TO SAY HI.
964
00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:43,334
HE'S A HUGE FAN.
965
00:52:43,421 --> 00:52:45,423
WOULD YOU MIND
SAYING HELLO TO HIM?
966
00:52:47,903 --> 00:52:49,557
ARE YOU THERE?
967
00:52:51,255 --> 00:52:52,169
WHAT DO I...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!
968
00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:53,909
JUST SAY HI.
969
00:52:57,043 --> 00:52:57,957
EMMA?
970
00:52:58,044 --> 00:52:58,958
OKAY.
971
00:52:59,045 --> 00:53:00,351
OKAY.
972
00:53:08,663 --> 00:53:10,926
SHE KINDA KNOWS YOU.
973
00:53:11,013 --> 00:53:12,232
YOU'RE ON TV.
974
00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:15,888
WE'RE BOTH FAMOUS NOW.
975
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:25,071
UH... HELLO?
976
00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:27,334
HELLO, GUS.
977
00:53:28,553 --> 00:53:31,382
IS THIS REALLY EMMA STILES?
978
00:53:31,469 --> 00:53:34,298
IT SURE IS.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
979
00:53:34,385 --> 00:53:36,996
GUS:
MAN, I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE.
980
00:53:37,083 --> 00:53:38,563
I RECOGNIZE HER VOICE!
981
00:53:40,608 --> 00:53:42,175
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
UM...
982
00:53:43,132 --> 00:53:45,309
SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU GUYS HAVING SOME BEERS?
983
00:53:45,396 --> 00:53:46,875
GUS:
YEAH, HAVIN' A FEW,
984
00:53:46,962 --> 00:53:48,486
DOING SOME WRITING.
985
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:51,184
HEY, UH, EMMA...
CAN I CALL YOU EMMA?
986
00:53:51,271 --> 00:53:53,099
ABSOLUTELY, GUS.
987
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,885
HEY, UH, UH, EMMA,
988
00:53:56,972 --> 00:53:58,626
I JUST UM...
989
00:53:58,713 --> 00:53:59,888
HOLY SHIT!
990
00:53:59,975 --> 00:54:03,109
I, UM, UH, SHIT,
991
00:54:03,196 --> 00:54:04,502
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, EMMA.
992
00:54:04,589 --> 00:54:06,547
UM...
993
00:54:06,634 --> 00:54:08,984
I JUST UM...
994
00:54:09,071 --> 00:54:11,552
HEY, I JUST LIKE YOUR MOVIES.
995
00:54:11,639 --> 00:54:13,162
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
THANK YOU.
996
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,600
THAT'S VERY NICE.
997
00:54:15,687 --> 00:54:18,167
GUS:
I MEAN, I LIKE YOU
IN THE MOVIES.
998
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,517
EMMA:
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
999
00:54:19,604 --> 00:54:21,519
THAT REALLY MEANS
A LOT TO ME.
1000
00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:24,043
I LIKE THAT ONE
WHERE YOU'RE IN THE DESERT.
1001
00:54:24,130 --> 00:54:25,958
UM, YOU MEAN "HORIZON"?
1002
00:54:28,395 --> 00:54:29,744
GUS:
YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WAS
GONNA BE A CHICK FLICK,
1003
00:54:29,831 --> 00:54:32,007
AND THEN I SAW IT ON CABLE
AND, OH,
1004
00:54:32,094 --> 00:54:34,096
IT WAS GOOD, MAN.
I DUG IT.
1005
00:54:34,183 --> 00:54:36,142
HEY, YOU KNOW HOW YOU ACCIDENTLY
KILLED A GUY?
1006
00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:37,926
UH-HUH.
1007
00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:39,537
GUS:
AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"FRY THE BITCH!"
1008
00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:41,234
EMMA:
YUP.
1009
00:54:41,321 --> 00:54:42,540
GUS:
HEY, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT, MAN?
1010
00:54:42,627 --> 00:54:44,281
YEAH, I KNOW.
1011
00:54:44,368 --> 00:54:46,108
YEAH. I MEAN, WHO DO THESE
PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE?
1012
00:54:46,195 --> 00:54:47,632
EMMA:
I KNOW.
1013
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:49,242
THEY FUCKIN' THINK
THEY'RE JUDGE AND JURY.
1014
00:54:49,329 --> 00:54:51,070
YOU'RE RIGHT, GUS.
1015
00:54:52,463 --> 00:54:53,942
HOLD ON.
1016
00:54:56,467 --> 00:54:57,468
YEAH, HELLO!
1017
00:54:58,686 --> 00:55:00,079
YEAH.
1018
00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:02,037
YEAH.
1019
00:55:02,124 --> 00:55:04,475
LOOK, MAN,
I AM BUSY RIGHT NOW.
1020
00:55:05,606 --> 00:55:07,391
I CAN'T, MAN,
I'M BUSY.
1021
00:55:07,478 --> 00:55:09,697
WELL, CALL ME BACK LATER.
1022
00:55:09,784 --> 00:55:12,091
I'M TALKING TO EMMA STILES.
1023
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:14,093
EMMA STILES!
1024
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:17,444
EMMA?
1025
00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:19,054
I'M HERE.
1026
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:21,100
ROBERT:
I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.
1027
00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:22,231
EMMA:
NO PROBLEM.
1028
00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:26,105
SO...
1029
00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:28,107
WHAT WAS I SAYIN'?
1030
00:55:28,194 --> 00:55:30,283
FRY THE BITCH?
1031
00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:34,156
GUS:
YEAH. THAT, THAT, THAT AIN'T
WHAT THEY CALL DUE PROCESS,
1032
00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:35,462
IS IT?
1033
00:55:35,549 --> 00:55:38,247
NO FUCKING WAY.
1034
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:41,599
GUS:
THAT AIN'T, UH,
UH, WHAT'S IT CALLED?
1035
00:55:41,686 --> 00:55:43,209
UH, WHAT? SORRY?
1036
00:55:43,296 --> 00:55:45,167
GUS:
OH, YOU KNOW.
1037
00:55:45,254 --> 00:55:47,039
UH, NOT PRIMA FACIE.
1038
00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,127
WHAT'S THAT CALLED?
1039
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:49,607
HAYMEE? HAYBEE?
1040
00:55:49,694 --> 00:55:50,695
HABEAS CORPUS?
1041
00:55:50,782 --> 00:55:51,870
GUS:
HABEAS CORPUS.
1042
00:55:51,957 --> 00:55:52,740
ROBERT:
PRODUCE THE BODY.
1043
00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:54,046
YEAH. WHAT BODY?
1044
00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:55,439
IT'S LATIN.
1045
00:55:55,526 --> 00:55:57,092
WHATEVER. IT'S FUCKED UP.
EMMA?
1046
00:55:57,179 --> 00:55:59,051
YES, I'M HERE, YES.
1047
00:55:59,138 --> 00:56:01,053
GUS:
SHIT.
1048
00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:03,534
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING
TO EMMA STILES.
1049
00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:04,839
WAIT A SECOND,
1050
00:56:06,406 --> 00:56:07,538
I THINK THERE'S ANOTHER
CALL COMIN' IN.
1051
00:56:10,105 --> 00:56:12,804
WHO'S J HEW...?
1052
00:56:14,893 --> 00:56:16,024
ROBERT:
I DON'T KNOW.
1053
00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:17,243
GUS:
1054
00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:20,028
HANG ON, EMMA.
1055
00:56:21,726 --> 00:56:23,728
MR. LONGFELLOW'S OFFICE.
1056
00:56:25,556 --> 00:56:27,384
HELLO? IT'S GUS.
1057
00:56:28,428 --> 00:56:30,169
WHO?
1058
00:56:30,256 --> 00:56:32,171
OH, HEY, IRENE.
1059
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:36,436
OH, I'M FINE, FINE.
HOW ARE YOU?
1060
00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:39,352
IRENE:
I'M FINE, GUS.
JUST FINE.
1061
00:56:39,439 --> 00:56:41,180
UH, WHAT'S GOING ON
IN THERE?
1062
00:56:41,267 --> 00:56:43,400
OH, YOU KNOW,
1063
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:45,402
WE'RE HANGIN' OUT,
HAVIN' A BEER.
1064
00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:47,273
UH-HUH.
1065
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,188
GUS:
YEAH. HEY, LISTEN, IRENE,
1066
00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:51,059
UH, CAN WE JUST CALL YOU
BACK IN A SECOND?
1067
00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,800
I'M ON THE OTHER LINE.
1068
00:56:52,887 --> 00:56:54,846
UH, I WANT TO TALK
TO ROBERT.
1069
00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:56,238
GUS:
YEAH, OKAY.
1070
00:56:56,325 --> 00:56:57,631
WE'LL CALL YOU BACK
IN A MINUTE.
1071
00:56:57,718 --> 00:57:00,112
AND YOUR MOM WANTS
TO TALK TO YOU.
1072
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:03,202
OKAY, WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU GUYS
IN A MINUTE.
1073
00:57:03,289 --> 00:57:06,597
ALL RIGHT.
UH, JANEY, WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
1074
00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:10,078
NO, THAT'S OKAY, IRENE.
NO, WE GOT CALLER I.D. HERE.
1075
00:57:10,165 --> 00:57:11,384
WE GOT IT.
1076
00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:12,516
OH, OH,
ALL RIGHT THEN.
1077
00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:14,082
Y-YOU'LL CALL BACK?
1078
00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:16,302
IN JUST A MINUTE, OKAY?
BYE.
1079
00:57:17,608 --> 00:57:18,739
OKAY, BYE.
1080
00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:26,486
GUS:
EMMA?
1081
00:57:26,573 --> 00:57:27,487
I'M HERE.
1082
00:57:27,574 --> 00:57:28,836
THAT WAS ROBERT'S MOM.
1083
00:57:29,837 --> 00:57:31,491
OH.
1084
00:57:31,578 --> 00:57:34,451
OH FUCK, IT'S RINGIN' AGAIN!
1085
00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:36,104
IT'S ALICE.
WHO'S ALICE?
1086
00:57:36,191 --> 00:57:37,236
MY WIFE.
1087
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:39,281
OH, RIGHT.
1088
00:57:39,368 --> 00:57:40,544
LET ME TALK TO HER?
1089
00:57:40,631 --> 00:57:42,110
BUT WHAT ABOUT EMMA?
1090
00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:43,242
LET ME JUST TELL HER
I'M OKAY.
1091
00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:46,463
OH, ALL RIGHT!
1092
00:57:47,986 --> 00:57:49,640
HANG ON, EMMA.
1093
00:57:53,687 --> 00:57:55,080
HEY.
1094
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:57,604
ROBERT, OH, GOD!
IT'S ON THE NEWS!
1095
00:57:57,691 --> 00:58:00,259
LISTEN TO ME, ALICE,
I'M FINE.
1096
00:58:00,346 --> 00:58:01,695
EVERYTHING'S OKAY,
YOU HEAR ME?
1097
00:58:01,782 --> 00:58:03,567
EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
1098
00:58:03,654 --> 00:58:05,394
WE'RE JUST, UH,
SITTING HERE WITH GUS
1099
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,440
AND WE'RE HAVING A CHAT
AND A BEER.
1100
00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:09,703
GUS IS COOL, I'M COOL.
EVERYBODY'S COOL,
1101
00:58:09,790 --> 00:58:12,271
AND EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE FINE, OKAY?
1102
00:58:12,358 --> 00:58:13,620
ALICE:
JESUS, ROBERT,
I WAS TERRIFIED IF I CALLED YOU
1103
00:58:13,707 --> 00:58:15,666
IT WOULD GET YOU
IN TROUBLE.
1104
00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:17,581
ALICE, IT'S...
1105
00:58:17,668 --> 00:58:20,148
ALICE, IT'S OKAY.
1106
00:58:20,235 --> 00:58:22,324
WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
RIGHT, GUS?
1107
00:58:23,587 --> 00:58:25,153
GUS SAYS
WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
1108
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,373
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?
WHAT DOES HE WANT?
1109
00:58:27,460 --> 00:58:29,462
ROBERT:
HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A BEER.
1110
00:58:29,549 --> 00:58:31,116
GOD, ROBERT...
1111
00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:32,378
ROBERT:
LISTEN TO ME, ALICE,
1112
00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:34,815
YOU GOTTA HANG IN THERE,
OKAY?
1113
00:58:35,903 --> 00:58:39,298
I'LL CALL YOU BACK
IN A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
1114
00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:40,908
ALICE?
1115
00:58:45,391 --> 00:58:46,827
I GOTTA GO, HONEY.
1116
00:58:46,914 --> 00:58:47,915
I LOVE YOU.
1117
00:58:49,395 --> 00:58:51,310
I LOVE YOU TOO.
1118
00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:54,269
AND TELL THE KIDS
I LOVE 'EM.
1119
00:58:54,356 --> 00:58:55,619
OKAY, BYE.
1120
00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:57,621
ROBERT?
1121
00:58:57,708 --> 00:58:59,187
ROBERT:
YEAH.
1122
00:58:59,274 --> 00:59:00,275
COME HOME.
1123
00:59:02,016 --> 00:59:03,409
I WILL.
1124
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,681
GUS:
EMMA?
1125
00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:16,204
YES, I'M HERE.
1126
00:59:16,291 --> 00:59:17,684
GUS:
1127
00:59:17,771 --> 00:59:20,861
SO, UH,
1128
00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:21,993
WHERE WERE WE?
1129
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,473
I DON'T REMEMBER.
1130
00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:26,650
GUS:
OH, YEAH,
I KNOW WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY.
1131
00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:28,565
WHAT?
1132
00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,654
YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDA GOT
THE OSCAR THAT TIME
1133
00:59:30,741 --> 00:59:31,959
FOR THAT MOVIE.
1134
00:59:32,046 --> 00:59:33,439
"ISTANBUL"?
1135
00:59:33,526 --> 00:59:35,746
GUS:
YEAH!
1136
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:38,444
YEAH, YOU ROCKED IN THAT.
1137
00:59:38,531 --> 00:59:39,663
I SAW IT AT THE CHINESE THEATRE
AND YOU WERE-
1138
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:41,316
FUCK!
1139
00:59:41,403 --> 00:59:43,405
FUCK! FUCK!
1140
00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:45,451
YEAH?!
1141
00:59:47,061 --> 00:59:49,977
LOOK, FUCKER,
IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE,
1142
00:59:50,064 --> 00:59:52,676
I'M GONNA SET THE PLACE ON FIRE
AND I'M GONNA SHOOT US BOTH!
1143
00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:55,592
SO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
1144
01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:17,396
ARE YOU STILL THERE,
EMMA?
1145
01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:20,399
YES, I'M HERE.
1146
01:00:20,486 --> 01:00:23,271
GUS:
I'M SORRY, EMMA, I JUST...
1147
01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:27,319
I JUST LOSE IT SOMETIMES
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
1148
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,407
IT'S OKAY.
1149
01:00:34,413 --> 01:00:35,806
I WAS ALWAYS ANGRY.
1150
01:00:38,504 --> 01:00:40,593
EMMA:
I LOSE IT TOO SOMETIMES.
1151
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,422
YEAH?
1152
01:00:43,509 --> 01:00:46,033
EMMA:
YUP. YEAH, IT'S A BIG PROBLEM.
GOT ME FIRED ONCE.
1153
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:47,513
NO SHIT?
1154
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,732
EMMA:
NO SHIT.
1155
01:00:48,819 --> 01:00:50,734
WHAT'D YOU DO?
1156
01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:53,040
I RIPPED THIS PRODUCER
A NEW ASSHOLE.
1157
01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:54,346
EXCELLENT.
1158
01:00:56,696 --> 01:00:58,002
EMMA:
TOLD HIM HE WAS
A SPINELESS CRETIN
1159
01:00:58,089 --> 01:00:59,786
IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CREW.
1160
01:00:59,873 --> 01:01:00,439
I WAS SCREAMING AT HIM,
INCHES FROM HIS FACE.
1161
01:01:00,526 --> 01:01:01,919
WHOA.
1162
01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:03,398
EMMA:
YEAH.
1163
01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:04,965
DID HE SHIT HIMSELF?
1164
01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:06,750
YEAH,
AND THEN HE FIRED ME.
1165
01:01:06,837 --> 01:01:07,751
GUS: NO WAY.
EMMA: YEAH.
1166
01:01:07,838 --> 01:01:09,666
THEY CAN DO THAT?
1167
01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:12,930
THEY CAN FIRE EMMA STILES?
1168
01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:14,366
EMMA:
SURE.
1169
01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:16,368
JESUS.
1170
01:01:19,545 --> 01:01:21,329
GUS?
1171
01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:22,417
YEAH?
1172
01:01:24,289 --> 01:01:27,553
YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT ANYBODY,
ARE YOU?
1173
01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:32,645
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU
OR ROBERT GET HURT.
1174
01:01:34,908 --> 01:01:36,867
YOU'LL BE COOL,
WON'T YOU?
1175
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:39,913
PROMISE ME YOU'LL STAY COOL.
1176
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,396
GUS?
1177
01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:46,833
YEAH?
1178
01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:51,882
YOU KNOW ROBERT HAS TWO KIDS
AND...
1179
01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:56,408
THEY'RE GONNA NEED THEIR DAD.
1180
01:01:56,495 --> 01:01:58,671
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1181
01:01:59,672 --> 01:02:00,934
I GOT TO GO, EMMA.
1182
01:02:02,893 --> 01:02:04,459
OKAY, LISTEN, UM,
1183
01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:08,159
WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER
AND YOU ARE BOTH SAFE,
1184
01:02:08,246 --> 01:02:11,466
I'D REALLY LIKE TO MEET YOU.
1185
01:02:11,553 --> 01:02:14,469
DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD DO THAT?
1186
01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:17,995
I GOTTA GO, EMMA.
1187
01:02:20,693 --> 01:02:22,695
I LIKED TALKIN' WITH YOU.
1188
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:26,960
YOU'RE REAL NICE.
YOU'RE GOOD PEOPLE.
1189
01:02:27,047 --> 01:02:28,614
THANKS, GUS, YOU TOO.
1190
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:31,704
OKAY, SO LONG.
1191
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:35,621
DO YOU THINK I COULD SPEAK
TO ROBERT FOR A SECOND?
1192
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:55,815
ROBERT:
HEY.
1193
01:02:55,902 --> 01:02:58,862
OH MY GOD, ROBERT,
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
1194
01:02:58,949 --> 01:03:01,473
WELL...
1195
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:03,954
YOU DID GOOD.
I THINK YOU MADE GUS'S DAY.
1196
01:03:04,041 --> 01:03:05,520
ROBERT?
1197
01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,044
ROBERT:
YEAH?
1198
01:03:08,654 --> 01:03:11,048
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING.
IT MIGHT SOUND A BIT...
1199
01:03:11,135 --> 01:03:13,528
GO AHEAD.
1200
01:03:13,615 --> 01:03:16,531
EMMA:
OH, CHRIST, I DON'T KNOW.
1201
01:03:18,707 --> 01:03:20,013
IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU.
1202
01:03:21,014 --> 01:03:22,799
IT WAS GREAT TO SEE YOU.
1203
01:03:22,886 --> 01:03:23,800
EMMA:
ROBERT?
1204
01:03:23,887 --> 01:03:24,670
YEAH?
1205
01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:30,545
WE'RE GONNA MAKE
A GREAT FILM TOGETHER.
1206
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:37,030
I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOSE KIDS, EMMA.
1207
01:03:45,082 --> 01:03:46,518
I GOTTA GO, EMMA.
1208
01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:51,958
GOODBYE, ROBERT.
1209
01:03:53,699 --> 01:03:54,700
GOODBYE.
1210
01:04:15,895 --> 01:04:17,636
ROBERT:
SO, GUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1211
01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:19,638
YOU THINK YOU'RE READY
TO CALL IT A NIGHT?
1212
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:24,991
I'LL VOUCH FOR YOU, GUS;
1213
01:04:25,078 --> 01:04:27,037
I THINK YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
1214
01:04:45,055 --> 01:04:46,317
ANCHORWOMAN:
WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED
SOME VIDEO
1215
01:04:46,404 --> 01:04:48,667
OF MR. LONGFELLOW
AND EMMA STILES
1216
01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:50,538
THAT HAS BEEN POSTED
ON THE INTERNET.
1217
01:04:50,625 --> 01:04:53,106
GENE, CAN WE SEE
THAT PIECE OF VIDEO?
1218
01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,979
UH, THERE IT IS RIGHT THERE.
1219
01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:58,982
I'M NOT SURE WHEN
OR WHERE THIS WAS SHOT.
1220
01:04:59,069 --> 01:05:01,027
ANCHORMAN:
BUT WE DO KNOW THAT IS...
THAT IS ROBERT LONGFELLOW.
1221
01:05:01,114 --> 01:05:02,855
HE IS THE MAN BEING
HELD HOSTAGE
1222
01:05:02,942 --> 01:05:03,900
IN HIS CHILDHOOD HOME
1223
01:05:03,987 --> 01:05:05,684
BY GUS WILLIAMS,
1224
01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:07,686
A MAN WHO'S DONE TIME
IN JAIL.
1225
01:05:07,773 --> 01:05:09,383
AND, LESLIE,
IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN,
1226
01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:11,951
LONGFELLOW IS MARRIED,
CORRECT?
1227
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:13,648
ANCHORWOMAN:
THAT'S RIGHT.
ACCORDING TO DAVID PIRO,
1228
01:05:13,735 --> 01:05:14,954
HE HAS TWO CHILDREN
WITH HIS WIFE.
1229
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,651
AND TO BE FRANK, PHILLIP,
1230
01:05:16,738 --> 01:05:18,915
ACCORDING TO SEVERAL
OF MY SOURCES,
1231
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:20,699
RUMORS HAVE SWIRLED AROUND
LONGFELLOW AND STILES
1232
01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:22,919
FOR YEARS.
1233
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,355
ANCHORMAN:
THAT'S VERY INTERESTING,
LESLIE.
1234
01:05:24,442 --> 01:05:26,009
AND AS MANY OF YOU MIGHT KNOW,
1235
01:05:26,096 --> 01:05:27,358
EMMA STILES' CAREER
WAS LAUNCHED
1236
01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:29,621
IN NEW YORK SOME YEARS AGO
1237
01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:31,623
WHEN SHE STARRED IN THREE
OF LONGFELLOW'S PLAYS.
1238
01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:33,799
UNFORTUNATELY
FOR MR. LONGFELLOW,
1239
01:05:33,886 --> 01:05:35,714
HIS LAST COUPLE OF PLAYS
HAVE NOT BEEN WELL RECEIVED,
1240
01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:39,022
WITH HIS LATEST,
"AMERICAN EXCURSION,"
1241
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:42,025
OPENING TO DISASTROUS REVIEWS
AND CLOSING LAST NIGHT
1242
01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:44,679
AFTER A RUN OF ONLY TWO WEEKS.
1243
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:47,117
ANCHORWOMAN:
SO NEEDLESS TO SAY ALL OF THIS ONLY ADDS TO THE...
1244
01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:49,119
WELL, IT JUST MAKES
A TENSE SITUATION
1245
01:05:49,206 --> 01:05:51,860
THAT MUCH WORSE
FOR MR. LONGFELLOW'S FAMILY,
1246
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,037
OF COURSE, TO KNOW THAT
THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN...
1247
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,869
I BELIEVED YOU, MAN.
1248
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:03,742
ANCHORMAN:
WE ARE GETTING THIS
JUST IN, AS WELL.
1249
01:06:03,829 --> 01:06:05,396
LOS ANGELES COUNTY
SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT,
1250
01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:08,399
AS WELL AS THE LAPD
ARE NOW CONFIRMING...
1251
01:06:08,486 --> 01:06:11,837
THE LIQUOR STORE CLERK,
SHOT ALLEGEDLY BY GUS WILLIAMS,
1252
01:06:11,924 --> 01:06:14,144
HAS NOW DIED FROM HIS WOUNDS,
1253
01:06:14,231 --> 01:06:17,886
WHICH MEANS THE MAN NOW HOLDING ROBERT LONGFELLOW HOSTAGE...
1254
01:06:22,152 --> 01:06:25,068
I'VE GOT TO CALL
ALICE BACK.
1255
01:06:28,810 --> 01:06:30,987
I NEED TO CALL MY WIFE.
1256
01:06:57,317 --> 01:06:59,450
ROBERT'S KIDS:
1257
01:06:59,537 --> 01:07:01,234
LEAVE US A MESSAGE.
1258
01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:08,807
ROBERT:
UH... HI, IT'S ME.
1259
01:07:11,201 --> 01:07:13,855
I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU COULD BE.
1260
01:07:14,856 --> 01:07:17,729
I JUST...
1261
01:07:17,816 --> 01:07:22,386
WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, ALICE,
AND THE KIDS.
1262
01:07:23,213 --> 01:07:27,043
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO THE KIDS
IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
1263
01:07:27,130 --> 01:07:31,786
HEY, MITCH, I HEARD YOU SCORED
TWO GOALS IN LAST WEEK'S GAME.
1264
01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,875
THAT IS AWESOME!
1265
01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:36,313
I UH...
1266
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,055
I WISH I COULD HAVE
BEEN THERE.
1267
01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:41,927
DID ANYBODY HAVE
THEIR VIDEO CAMERA?
1268
01:07:43,233 --> 01:07:44,234
LISTEN, I'M GONNA MAKE IT
TO THE NEXT GAME, BUDDY,
1269
01:07:44,321 --> 01:07:46,714
I PROMISE.
1270
01:07:46,801 --> 01:07:49,152
AND UM...
1271
01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:51,719
ROSY, YOU'RE...
1272
01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:54,461
YOU'RE MY LITTLE ANGEL GIRL,
YOU'RE MY DARLING GIRL.
1273
01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:56,289
YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST
PRINCESS EVER.
1274
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,857
I WISH I WAS THERE RIGHT NOW.
1275
01:07:58,944 --> 01:08:01,207
I LIKE TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.
1276
01:08:01,294 --> 01:08:03,296
SO UM...
1277
01:08:05,907 --> 01:08:10,825
UM, I WAS THINKING ABOUT
YOU GUYS AND UH...
1278
01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:14,264
ANYWAY, I...
1279
01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:15,874
I GOTTA GO NOW.
1280
01:08:15,961 --> 01:08:18,224
UM...
1281
01:08:18,311 --> 01:08:19,269
YOU TAKE CARE.
1282
01:08:21,271 --> 01:08:22,881
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
1283
01:08:24,926 --> 01:08:26,885
AND UM...
1284
01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:28,278
YOU TAKE CARE OF MOM FOR ME,
WILL YOU?
1285
01:08:28,365 --> 01:08:30,280
SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP.
1286
01:08:55,914 --> 01:09:01,354
AND, ALICE, UM...
1287
01:09:01,441 --> 01:09:04,488
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN SAY TO YOU
THAT WON'T SOUND HOLLOW.
1288
01:09:19,938 --> 01:09:22,462
LET'S DO ANOTHER
ONE OF THOSE...
1289
01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:27,337
WHAT DO YOU CALL THEM?
THERE'S A WORD.
1290
01:09:30,427 --> 01:09:32,951
IT'S OVER, GUS.
IT'S TIME TO GO.
1291
01:09:33,038 --> 01:09:34,082
WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?
1292
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,911
IMPROV.
IMPROVISATION!
1293
01:09:36,998 --> 01:09:39,349
WELL, LET'S DO ANOTHER
FUCKING IMPROVISATION.
1294
01:09:39,436 --> 01:09:41,612
GUS, I CAN'T EVEN THINK.
1295
01:09:41,699 --> 01:09:43,048
GUS:
LET'S JUST DO ONE MORE...
1296
01:09:44,963 --> 01:09:46,965
BEFORE YOU SPLIT.
1297
01:09:47,052 --> 01:09:48,053
OKAY?
1298
01:09:53,058 --> 01:09:54,973
I AIN'T ACTING.
1299
01:09:56,409 --> 01:09:57,410
OKAY.
1300
01:09:58,977 --> 01:10:00,065
EXCELLENT.
1301
01:10:01,066 --> 01:10:03,155
YOU GO FIRST.
1302
01:10:03,242 --> 01:10:04,504
YOU'RE GOOD.
1303
01:10:06,985 --> 01:10:09,205
OKAY, UM...
1304
01:10:09,292 --> 01:10:10,989
EXCUSE ME, SIR,
1305
01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:12,120
COULD YOU TELL ME
HOW TO GET TO CARNEGIE HALL?
1306
01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,948
NO, NO, NO, MAN,
THAT SUCKS.
1307
01:10:14,035 --> 01:10:15,428
LET ME TRY IT.
1308
01:10:20,999 --> 01:10:22,000
HI.
1309
01:10:23,175 --> 01:10:25,438
I'M HERE TO APPLY
FOR THE JOB.
1310
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,224
YES, OF COURSE.
1311
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:30,182
COME ON IN
AND HAVE A SEAT.
1312
01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:31,401
THANK YOU.
1313
01:10:43,413 --> 01:10:45,632
SO, UH,
1314
01:10:45,719 --> 01:10:47,895
WE'LL HAVE YOU FILL OUT
SOME FORMS, OF COURSE,
1315
01:10:47,982 --> 01:10:49,114
BUT, UH, FIRST,
1316
01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:51,377
WE'LL START WITH
A FEW QUESTIONS.
1317
01:10:51,464 --> 01:10:53,336
OF COURSE.
ASK AWAY.
1318
01:10:53,423 --> 01:10:55,163
SO, UH, COULD YOU TELL ME
SPECIFICALLY
1319
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,035
WHICH JOB YOU HAD
IN MIND?
1320
01:10:57,122 --> 01:10:59,255
R.
MMM, I SEE.
1321
01:10:59,342 --> 01:11:00,256
AND YOU'VE WORKED
IN THE FIELD BEFORE?
1322
01:11:00,343 --> 01:11:01,953
OH YES.
1323
01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:04,042
BERTLES AND JAMES,
TEN YEARS.
1324
01:11:04,129 --> 01:11:06,044
VERY GOOD.
1325
01:11:06,131 --> 01:11:07,306
WELL, WE'LL HAVE A LOOK
AT YOUR RESUME A LITTLE LATER,
1326
01:11:07,393 --> 01:11:09,526
BUT FIRST I'D LIKE
TO, UH,
1327
01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:10,440
GET A SENSE OF
WHO YOU ARE PERSONALLY,
1328
01:11:10,527 --> 01:11:11,441
IF YOU DON'T MIND.
1329
01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,356
FINE.
1330
01:11:13,443 --> 01:11:14,879
WHAT DO YOU DO
IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
1331
01:11:14,966 --> 01:11:16,272
DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES,
ANY OUTSIDE INTERESTS?
1332
01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:17,490
OH, YES.
1333
01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:23,061
I PLAY CHESS,
DO SOME GARDENING,
1334
01:11:24,062 --> 01:11:25,063
CHASE CHICKS.
1335
01:11:25,150 --> 01:11:27,065
EXCUSE ME?
1336
01:11:27,152 --> 01:11:29,372
I LIKE TO FORNICATE
WITH STRANGE WOMEN.
1337
01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:31,112
I SEE.
THIS IS A HOBBY?
1338
01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:33,245
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
1339
01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:35,073
WE'LL MARK IT DOWN
UNDER RECREATION.
1340
01:11:38,032 --> 01:11:40,121
NOW, WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG,
1341
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,515
WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE
WHEN YOU GREW UP?
1342
01:11:42,602 --> 01:11:45,039
A MARINE LIKE MY DAD.
1343
01:11:46,389 --> 01:11:47,564
YOUR FATHER WAS IN
THE MILITARY SERVICE?
1344
01:11:47,651 --> 01:11:49,435
DAMN STRAIGHT.
FOUGHT IN IWO JIMA.
1345
01:11:49,522 --> 01:11:51,437
KILLED A LOT OF JAPS.
1346
01:11:51,524 --> 01:11:52,873
HMM. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
1347
01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,528
MY FATHER FLEW B-29'S
OVER JAPAN.
1348
01:11:55,615 --> 01:11:57,443
INCINERATED THOUSANDS
OF CIVILIANS.
1349
01:11:57,530 --> 01:11:59,532
THAT WAS THE GOOD WAR,
OF COURSE.
1350
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:02,535
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
MILITARY SERVICE?
1351
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:05,103
I WAS REJECTED.
1352
01:12:05,190 --> 01:12:06,757
LET ME GUESS.
1353
01:12:06,844 --> 01:12:07,410
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN
DURING THE VIETNAM WAR?
1354
01:12:07,497 --> 01:12:09,063
YUP.
1355
01:12:09,150 --> 01:12:12,110
AND ON WHAT GROUNDS
WERE YOU REJECTED?
1356
01:12:12,197 --> 01:12:13,416
MENTAL.
1357
01:12:15,374 --> 01:12:18,116
I GUESS THEY THOUGHT
I WAS NUTS.
1358
01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:20,292
AND WERE YOU OR ARE YOU NOW
MENTALLY UNSTABLE?
1359
01:12:20,379 --> 01:12:22,555
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1360
01:12:22,642 --> 01:12:25,253
IT'S NOT FOR ME TO SAY.
1361
01:12:29,257 --> 01:12:32,130
HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE?
1362
01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:33,131
I DON'T THINK SO.
1363
01:12:33,218 --> 01:12:34,437
YOU DON'T THINK SO?
1364
01:12:34,524 --> 01:12:35,786
I THINK WE HAVE.
1365
01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:37,353
HAVE WE?
1366
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,790
DO YOU HAVE
AN OLDER BROTHER?
1367
01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:42,140
NO.
NO?
NO.
1368
01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:44,447
I SEEM TO RECALL MEETING YOU
AND YOU HAD A BROTHER.
1369
01:12:44,534 --> 01:12:45,404
I THINK YOU'RE MISTAKEN.
1370
01:12:45,491 --> 01:12:46,579
YOU THINK I'M MISTAKEN?
1371
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:49,321
LOOK...I DON'T THINK SO.
1372
01:12:49,408 --> 01:12:52,106
I'M NOT INTO THIS,
OKAY?
1373
01:12:56,546 --> 01:12:59,287
YOU BROUGHT IT UP,
DUDE.
1374
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,209
YOU WANT TO GET OUT
OF HERE?
1375
01:13:09,210 --> 01:13:10,211
YES.
1376
01:13:15,869 --> 01:13:18,176
I'M SORRY.
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
1377
01:13:18,263 --> 01:13:19,656
YOU WERE REJECTED
1378
01:13:19,743 --> 01:13:20,744
ON THE GROUNDS
OF MENTAL INSTABILITY?
1379
01:13:20,831 --> 01:13:21,788
WHY WOULD
THEY THINK THAT?
1380
01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,182
?YOU HAVEN'T A CLUE
1381
01:13:24,269 --> 01:13:25,531
AS TO WHY THE UNITED STATES
MARINES CORPS
1382
01:13:25,618 --> 01:13:26,489
THOUGHT YOU UNFIT
FOR SERVICE?
1383
01:13:26,576 --> 01:13:28,360
I DON'T KNOW.
1384
01:13:29,579 --> 01:13:30,971
WERE YOU HAVING
TROUBLE IN SCHOOL?
1385
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:33,104
DID YOU GRADUATE
FROM HIGH SCHOOL?
1386
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:34,714
I GOT THE DIPLOMA.
1387
01:13:34,801 --> 01:13:36,281
BUT YOU CHEATED
TO GET IT.
1388
01:13:36,368 --> 01:13:38,283
THEY TALKED TOO FUCKING FAST
IN SCHOOL.
1389
01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:40,503
IT MADE MY FUCKING
HEAD HUM.
1390
01:13:40,590 --> 01:13:42,722
I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT THEY WERE
FUCKING SAYING, ALL RIGHT?!
1391
01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:43,636
HMM. WERE YOU INGESTING
TOXINS?
1392
01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:44,724
WHAT?
1393
01:13:44,811 --> 01:13:46,073
DRUGS!
WERE YOU FUCKED UP?!
1394
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,119
I WASN'T DOIN'
FUCKIN' DRUGS, MAN!
1395
01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,163
THEY JUST TALKED
A BUNCH OF SHIT
1396
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,557
THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE!
1397
01:13:51,644 --> 01:13:53,472
HMM. SO YOU WERE
REJECTED.
1398
01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:54,647
YOUR FATHER MUST HAVE BEEN
DISAPPOINTED, NO?
1399
01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:56,214
WELL, HE GOT DRUNK,
1400
01:13:56,301 --> 01:13:58,216
YELLED AT ME
FOR A FEW HOURS.
1401
01:13:58,303 --> 01:14:00,523
WELL, THAT WAS THOUGHTFUL
OF HIM.
1402
01:14:00,610 --> 01:14:02,525
I KNEW YOUR BROTHER,
MAN.
1403
01:14:02,612 --> 01:14:04,178
REALLY?YEAH, MAN.
1404
01:14:04,265 --> 01:14:05,571
HE AND I WERE PALS.
1405
01:14:05,658 --> 01:14:07,530
I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
AT ALL.
1406
01:14:07,617 --> 01:14:10,228
WE WENT TO SIGN UP
TOGETHER.
1407
01:14:10,315 --> 01:14:11,751
WE TALKED ABOUT IT FOR MONTHS
BEFORE OUR 18TH BIRTHDAYS.
1408
01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:14,450
HIS WAS FIRST,
1409
01:14:14,537 --> 01:14:15,842
BUT HE WAITED A MONTH
TILL MINE.
1410
01:14:15,929 --> 01:14:19,280
HE GOT IN; I DIDN'T.
HE DIED WITH HONOR.
1411
01:14:19,367 --> 01:14:21,413
HE DIED WITH HONOR?
1412
01:14:21,500 --> 01:14:24,111
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
KILLED IN ACTION.
1413
01:14:24,198 --> 01:14:26,462
KILLED IN ACTION
DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY.
1414
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,116
DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY
FROM WHAT?
1415
01:14:29,203 --> 01:14:31,728
DEFENDING THOSE
PEOPLE'S FREEDOM!
1416
01:14:32,946 --> 01:14:34,513
ARE YOU OUT
OF YOUR MIND?
1417
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,210
YOU'RE ACTUALLY TRYING
TO CLING
1418
01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:37,255
TO THAT CROCK OF SHIT?
1419
01:14:37,342 --> 01:14:38,909
IT IS TRUE.
1420
01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:41,389
THEY FOUND HIM ON
A MOUNTAIN OF SPENT SHELLS.
1421
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:44,392
IT TOOK 20 GOOKS
TO KILL HIM.
1422
01:14:47,265 --> 01:14:49,223
HMM.
1423
01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:51,225
WELL, SIR,
1424
01:14:51,312 --> 01:14:52,705
I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY NEED
TO LOOK AT YOUR RESUME.
1425
01:14:52,792 --> 01:14:54,664
WE HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION
WE NEED.
1426
01:14:54,751 --> 01:14:57,275
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO REJECT
YOUR JOB APPLICATION,
1427
01:14:57,362 --> 01:14:58,581
I'M AFRAID.
1428
01:14:58,668 --> 01:15:01,279
BUT UNLIKE THE MARINES,
1429
01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:03,237
NOT ON THE BASIS
OF MENTAL INSTABILITY,
1430
01:15:03,324 --> 01:15:04,717
BUT RATHER LOW I.Q.
1431
01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:07,590
IN A WORD,
YOU ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID.
1432
01:15:07,677 --> 01:15:10,288
YOU, SIR, ARE A MORON
1433
01:15:10,375 --> 01:15:12,333
AND THERE IS NO PLACE
FOR YOU IN OUR FIRM.
1434
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,469
THANKS FOR COMING IN.
1435
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:19,297
FUCK YOU.
1436
01:15:19,384 --> 01:15:20,603
THANKS FOR COMING IN,
SIR.
1437
01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:23,170
WHAT IS SO STUPID
ABOUT WHAT I SAID?
1438
01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:24,476
SIR,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...
1439
01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:27,218
CUT THE SHIT!
WHY IS THAT STUPID?
1440
01:15:27,305 --> 01:15:28,262
BECAUSE THE MAN IN QUESTION
DID NOT DIE
1441
01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:29,263
DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY.
1442
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,787
YOUR BROTHER...
1443
01:15:30,874 --> 01:15:34,573
DID NOT DIE DEFENDING
OR PROTECTING US
1444
01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:36,793
OR ANYONE ELSE
FROM ANYTHING.
1445
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,534
THE WHOLE THING WAS
A SENSELESS ORGY OF VIOLENCE
1446
01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:41,319
INITIATED BY THE U.S.
TO EXERT POLITICAL CONTROL
1447
01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:43,669
OVER ANOTHER COUNTRY.
1448
01:15:54,027 --> 01:15:55,246
HMM.
1449
01:15:57,030 --> 01:15:59,337
WOW, HUH. I DIDN'T SEE YOU
RAISE YOUR HAND.
1450
01:16:00,773 --> 01:16:01,774
HMM...
1451
01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:05,256
VERY "PATRIOTIC" OF YOU,
SIR.
1452
01:16:05,343 --> 01:16:06,344
COME ON.
1453
01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:09,347
ARE WE ACTING OR NOT?
1454
01:16:09,434 --> 01:16:11,218
COME ON, GODDAMNIT.
1455
01:16:11,305 --> 01:16:12,829
ROBERT:
1456
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:15,832
GUS:
YOU THINK YOU KNOW
YOUR SHIT, HUH?
1457
01:16:15,919 --> 01:16:18,617
YOU GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT?
HUH?
1458
01:16:18,704 --> 01:16:21,272
SENSELESS FUCKING SLAUGHTER?
YOU TELL HIM THAT!
1459
01:16:21,359 --> 01:16:22,665
TELL HIM.
1460
01:16:22,752 --> 01:16:24,275
HEY, GUS, GUESS WHAT?
1461
01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:25,668
I'M WALKING OUT
THE FRONT DOOR.
1462
01:16:25,755 --> 01:16:27,365
YOU GO AHEAD AND SHOOT.
1463
01:16:35,503 --> 01:16:36,504
UNGH!
1464
01:16:37,767 --> 01:16:40,378
YOU STUPID,
IGNORANT FUCK!
1465
01:16:41,771 --> 01:16:43,773
HE JOINED TO PLEASE
THE OLD MAN.
1466
01:16:43,860 --> 01:16:45,252
YOU GOT IT?!
1467
01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:46,471
BULLSHIT.
1468
01:16:46,558 --> 01:16:48,473
BULLSHIT.
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
1469
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,997
HE WAS GONNA STAND
FOR SOMETHING.
1470
01:16:51,084 --> 01:16:52,738
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT LIKE
TO STAND FOR SOMETHING,
1471
01:16:52,825 --> 01:16:54,566
ASSHOLE?!
1472
01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:57,395
WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR,
GUS?
1473
01:17:00,790 --> 01:17:01,747
GUS:
1474
01:17:17,807 --> 01:17:19,460
ANCHORMAN:
EXCUSE ME, LESLIE.
1475
01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:23,464
WE ARE GETTING REPORTS
SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED?
1476
01:17:23,551 --> 01:17:25,553
THE SOUND OF GUNFIRE
HAS BEEN HEARD
1477
01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,600
COMING FROM WITHIN
THE LONGFELLOW HOUSE.
1478
01:17:28,687 --> 01:17:31,342
IS THAT CORRECT, GENE?
1479
01:17:31,429 --> 01:17:32,735
SO SHOTS HAVE COME
FROM THE HOUSE.
1480
01:17:32,822 --> 01:17:35,346
ARE THE POLICE RETURNING FIRE?
1481
01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:36,956
OKAY, WE'RE CHECKING ON THAT.
1482
01:17:37,043 --> 01:17:39,393
IT'S NOT CLEAR
WHO'S DOING THE SHOOTING,
1483
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:42,527
BUT WE DO HAVE CONFIRMATION:
SHOTS BEING FIRED.
1484
01:17:42,614 --> 01:17:45,399
APPARENTLY THE SHOTS CAME
FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.
1485
01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:49,795
HEY, GUS.
1486
01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,757
THEY'RE GONNA COME AT US NOW.
1487
01:18:01,459 --> 01:18:02,852
YOU GOTTA PUT THE GUN DOWN,
GUS.
1488
01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:08,684
COME ON, GUS.
1489
01:18:20,608 --> 01:18:23,699
I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID, GUS.
1490
01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:47,026
YOU WERE ACTING.
1491
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,687
ROBERT:
1492
01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:56,949
OH GOD.
1493
01:20:02,580 --> 01:20:03,973
DETECTIVE:
MR. LONGFELLOW?
1494
01:20:04,974 --> 01:20:07,454
MR. LONGFELLOW,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
1495
01:20:20,032 --> 01:20:22,034
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
BRAVO!
1496
01:20:23,035 --> 01:20:24,602
BRAVO!
1497
01:20:45,753 --> 01:20:47,930
BRAVO!
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