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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from FILMXY 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official Filmxy movies site: FILMXY 3 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:37,640 - Hi. You must be the skipper. 4 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,183 - Joe. - Rob. 5 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:40,893 - How's it going? - Good, mate. 6 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:43,771 - Archie Cox. - Welcome to heaven. 7 00:01:44,063 --> 00:01:45,916 Give this bloke some money, mate, for carrying your stuff. 8 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,525 - Here you go, mate. 9 00:01:47,817 --> 00:01:50,017 - Hey, don't give him that much. He'll ruin the economy. 10 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,867 Family. 11 00:01:56,159 --> 00:01:57,702 - You know Toobs, right? - Oh, yeah. 12 00:01:57,994 --> 00:01:59,680 - Toobs and the other two are coming in from Singapore. 13 00:01:59,704 --> 00:02:00,747 They'll be a while yet. 14 00:02:01,039 --> 00:02:02,582 - Oh, what about bull? Is he in? 15 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:04,518 - Oh, his flight landed about two hours ago from Lombok. 16 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,002 He hasn't surfaced yet. 17 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,334 - Bull... god, it doesn't get much better than this. 18 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,840 - Speak of the devil. 19 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,593 - Hey. Fellas. 20 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:15,470 - How you doing? Archie. Archie Cox. 21 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,055 Man, it's gonna be off the hook. 22 00:02:17,347 --> 00:02:18,907 - Good to meet you, Grummy. How are you, mate? 23 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:20,141 - Hey. Rob. - Glad to meet you. 24 00:02:20,433 --> 00:02:21,142 - Yeah, likewise, eh. 25 00:02:21,434 --> 00:02:22,602 - Joey, how are you, mate? 26 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,646 - What took you so long? 27 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,522 - A little bit of mix-up in customs. 28 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,083 I must have ticked the wrong box. 29 00:02:28,107 --> 00:02:29,233 - Let's hit the streets. 30 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:30,586 Bull, you can give us a tour, yeah? 31 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:31,610 - Yeah, let's go do it. 32 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,996 - Man, you were solid in Cote Arroyo. 33 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:46,709 I swear I must have watched that video a million times. 34 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,045 - Cheers, Grummy. 35 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,756 - I thought you ditched him. 36 00:02:52,048 --> 00:02:53,609 - Well, you know what, you got to make them do it, 37 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:54,913 and then they'll leave you alone. 38 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,511 - That's obviously not working. 39 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,096 I'm gonna dump him for you. 40 00:02:58,388 --> 00:02:59,865 - No, no, no, don't. I want... no, don't! 41 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:03,226 We'll send him a postcard or something. 42 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,728 - That's us. Where's everybody else? 43 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,313 - They're in the boat. 44 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:12,729 - What kind of fish is that? 45 00:03:12,819 --> 00:03:14,654 - Tuna. - No, it's banana. 46 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:48,521 - There is debate on that, mate. 47 00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:50,064 You're gonna try it, okay? 48 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:53,067 Three rup for this? Two? 49 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,778 And not swallow. 50 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,614 - Mmm. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 51 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,411 - It's hot. 52 00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,930 - Ooh. 53 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:25,933 - I don't want to. 54 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:28,227 - Well, hello there, sexy. 55 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:29,729 - Hello there. 56 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:31,939 Maybe you should make a film about me. 57 00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,231 - Maybe I am. 58 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:41,866 - Oh, Grummy. 59 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,802 You can't take that on the boat, all right? 60 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:45,077 - She's our mascot. 61 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:46,722 - What, is she gonna keep you warm at night? 62 00:04:46,746 --> 00:04:47,914 - Oh, I'm not that desperate. 63 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:49,558 - No animals, no bananas on board, mate. 64 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:50,291 It's bad luck. 65 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:51,292 Thud! 66 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:52,293 - Whoa! - What was that? 67 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:53,961 - Toobs? A kid... 68 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:55,880 I think we hit a kid. - Go! 69 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:58,382 - There she is, boys. Your home for 12 days. 70 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:01,052 Yeah! 71 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:09,143 - Toobsy! 72 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,242 - What happened? 73 00:05:24,534 --> 00:05:25,814 - Yeah, they've had an accident. 74 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:27,662 They hit a goat. 75 00:05:27,954 --> 00:05:29,455 He's saying it's the skipper's fault, 76 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,827 and he wants Joe to go with him, but he's not biting. 77 00:05:33,292 --> 00:05:34,710 - Tried to give him money, eh? 78 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,964 - Not about the money, mate. Superstition, you know. 79 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:40,883 An eye for an eye. Bye-bye, bananas. 80 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,844 - Oh, gee. 81 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,266 - Thank you. - Sorry. 82 00:05:48,558 --> 00:05:50,101 - Thank god you're here, bull. 83 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:52,228 - Good boy, Grummy. 84 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,856 - Toobsy! 85 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:57,441 - How you doing, mate? - Cheers, mate. 86 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,193 - Toobsy. I'm Archie. 87 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,879 - You're the fella I've been emailing, yeah? 88 00:06:00,903 --> 00:06:01,988 - Yeah. Cheers. 89 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:03,322 - Toobsy. - Bull. 90 00:06:03,614 --> 00:06:04,907 - Good to see you, mate. 91 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,034 - Stoked you made it. - Thanks for having me. 92 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,370 - This is my beautiful girlfriend, Alex, 93 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:11,372 and my good friend Sam. 94 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:12,373 - Hi. - Nice to meet you. 95 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:13,374 - Rob. - Rob. 96 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:15,376 - Archie. - Hi. 97 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:17,295 - And the one and only, bull. 98 00:06:17,587 --> 00:06:19,130 - Bull, it's nice to meet you. 99 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:20,715 - Yeah, nice to meet ya. 100 00:06:21,007 --> 00:06:23,009 - Have I, uh, met you somewhere before or... 101 00:06:23,301 --> 00:06:25,261 - Um, no, I don't... I don't think so. 102 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:29,390 - That must happen to you all the time, eh? 103 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:31,851 - Hey. Bull. - Nice to meet you. 104 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:33,903 Hey, thanks for whatever you said back there. 105 00:06:33,936 --> 00:06:35,747 I mean, no one would tell us what was happening. 106 00:06:35,771 --> 00:06:37,231 - Yeah. That's all right. 107 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,609 Different area, you know. Local knowledge and ways. 108 00:06:39,901 --> 00:06:41,261 Good start to the trip, though, eh? 109 00:06:43,029 --> 00:06:44,238 - Drink? 110 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:45,530 - Yeah. 111 00:06:45,615 --> 00:06:47,408 - Toobsy. 112 00:06:51,287 --> 00:06:54,999 What's going on, mate? You know the rules. 113 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:58,836 - Man, it was either cancel the trip 114 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:00,288 or bring the girls, you know? 115 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,706 Rules were made to be broken. 116 00:07:03,925 --> 00:07:06,302 - Actually, Alex wants to shoot a doco 117 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:07,929 about lost legends. 118 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,948 She thought she might get some footage of you 119 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:10,681 if you're up for it. 120 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,017 - Lost legend? 121 00:07:13,309 --> 00:07:14,810 What about her? 122 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:17,063 Yeah. 123 00:07:17,355 --> 00:07:18,814 - You'll like her. 124 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,983 She's gone through a hard time. 125 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:24,028 Be good for her to be out here. 126 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:27,990 - What the fuck? It's your charter. 127 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,117 - Let's pull up anchor! Push on! 128 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:54,517 This is our chief engineer, Asoka. 129 00:07:54,809 --> 00:07:55,809 Barry Crocker. 130 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,395 Hey. 131 00:07:57,687 --> 00:07:58,688 Now, here's the charge. 132 00:07:58,980 --> 00:08:00,439 We're 12 days out here. 133 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,817 It's a long time if you're not used to boats. 134 00:08:03,109 --> 00:08:04,509 A couple of simple pieces of advice: 135 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,055 We're all gonna have a great time, 136 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:07,989 but there's one thing that can blow it, 137 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,561 and that's where one dickhead ruins it for the whole team. 138 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:13,202 My advice is, don't be that dickhead. 139 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:14,745 - What? - Secondly... 140 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,414 Out on the open sea, 141 00:08:16,706 --> 00:08:18,517 there are certain protocols that we must follow. 142 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,541 I am the captain, 143 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,002 and although I'm very willing 144 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,713 to listen to your suggestions and comments, 145 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:26,132 at the end of the day, this is a ship, 146 00:08:26,424 --> 00:08:27,967 not a democracy. 147 00:08:28,259 --> 00:08:31,220 The final decision is mine, no ifs or buts. 148 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,139 Off you go, Asoka. Go to work. 149 00:08:33,431 --> 00:08:36,267 Let me show you the kitchen and the wheelhouse down here. 150 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,560 - Sam, after you. 151 00:08:37,852 --> 00:08:38,561 - Oh, no, it's fine. 152 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:39,562 - No, no, no, I insist. 153 00:08:39,854 --> 00:08:40,914 - No need to be a gentleman. 154 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,398 - All right. No perving. 155 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:43,899 Perving at what? 156 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:46,027 - These. 157 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,903 - This is Ibbie at the wheel. 158 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,955 How do you like these shirts? I just got 'em. 159 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:51,741 Classy, eh? 160 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,159 The wheel, right. 161 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:55,051 Yeah, we turn that way, it goes that way. 162 00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:57,288 Turn that way, it goes that way too, eh? 163 00:08:57,580 --> 00:09:00,249 Throttle makes you go faster or slower. 164 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:02,877 G.p.s. Tells us where to go. 165 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:04,187 - I thought that was my job. 166 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,088 - Ha-ha. Right. 167 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:08,340 Feel free to show me those secret breaks, mate. 168 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:09,800 - Oh, if you're lucky. 169 00:09:10,092 --> 00:09:11,361 - Mate, don't we have to say good-bye 170 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,665 to the coast guard or some shit? 171 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:14,847 If we break down out here, 172 00:09:15,139 --> 00:09:17,725 we have to get ourselves out of trouble. 173 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:21,520 There it is. 174 00:09:21,812 --> 00:09:23,439 12 hours offshore, 175 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,232 right in the middle of nothing. 176 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:27,943 Settling the first night here. 177 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,822 Tomorrow night, we'll cross the line 178 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:35,493 and sail into paradise. 179 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:36,786 - What? 180 00:09:37,078 --> 00:09:38,120 - Sorry, Archie. 181 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,572 - There's room for all of us. 182 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:40,539 - Four's a crowd, kid. 183 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,416 - Three's a crowd. 184 00:09:42,708 --> 00:09:44,460 Four's a foursome. 185 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,297 Nice try, Grum. 186 00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:50,466 - Tough being the odd man out, eh, Grum? 187 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,760 - Yeah. 188 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,970 Don't... don't trust baggage handlers, eh? 189 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:58,599 - You never trust anyone when you travel. 190 00:09:58,891 --> 00:10:01,091 And don't sweat it, Grummy. You can share with me, mate. 191 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:05,314 - Oh, great. Yes! 192 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,792 Hey, there's two beds in here. 193 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:08,359 Hey, bull, can I have top bunk? 194 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,653 - Yeah, why not? - Sweet. 195 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:24,625 - What are the locals like out on the island? 196 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,477 - Locals are pretty religious, you know? 197 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:28,170 Just cover up, especially the girls. 198 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,662 - Hey, bull, you used to live on the island, didn't you? 199 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,467 - Yeah, the first time I was out here, 200 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,720 I hired this shitty little fishing boat 201 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:38,514 to go in search of waves, 202 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,891 off this bloke... nice bloke, you know, local bloke. 203 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,978 But he couldn't work out how I could surf all day 204 00:10:44,270 --> 00:10:45,437 and not work the fish. 205 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:47,148 You know, it's his livelihood. 206 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,983 Anyway, after a couple of weeks, 207 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,211 I was starting to get the shits living on the boat, you know. 208 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,555 I was skanky and stinky and bilgy. 209 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,029 I thought I'd try my luck... 210 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,198 - tonight's first course. 211 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,742 - Oh. Ta. Ooh. 212 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:00,234 I love sushi. It's my favorite. 213 00:11:00,411 --> 00:11:01,662 - Anytime. 214 00:11:01,954 --> 00:11:03,622 - Ibbie, that's your job. Get up here! 215 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,167 - You trying to put a bloke out of a job, Rob? 216 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,458 - That's it. 217 00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,210 - You know... 218 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,837 - Oh! 219 00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:12,882 Ow. 220 00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:14,383 Anyway, anyway... 221 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,012 Hey, I'm in the middle of me story. 222 00:11:18,304 --> 00:11:19,513 Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. 223 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:20,991 - I'm filming your story. Go ahead. 224 00:11:21,015 --> 00:11:22,516 - So I'm on the beach, right, 225 00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,128 you know, having the best sleep that I had in bloody weeks, 226 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:26,472 and I wake up in the morning 227 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,272 to find all my gear on the sand, 228 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,691 and the bastard fisho had buggered off. 229 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,068 Could have bloody killed the prick. 230 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,737 But, you know, joke's on him, 231 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:36,739 because I walked around the island, 232 00:11:37,031 --> 00:11:38,616 and I found the butchery. 233 00:11:38,908 --> 00:11:40,075 Ali: Ooh! 234 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,286 - I had it solid for five weeks, and, you know, 235 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,330 well, the rest is history. 236 00:11:44,622 --> 00:11:45,956 - Nice one. - Yeah, man. 237 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,583 I'll take you there. 238 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:48,875 But don't tell anyone, 239 00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:50,043 or I'll have to kill ya. 240 00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:52,379 With a fork. 241 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:56,508 - Can I see that? 242 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,819 Hey, how long you been playing that harp for? 243 00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,780 Harmonica? 244 00:12:18,072 --> 00:12:19,782 - How long do you reckon? 245 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,992 - A couple days. 246 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:23,684 - Taking the piss out of me, Grummy? 247 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:24,744 - No, mate. - Eh? 248 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,372 - No, I was just gonna say, 249 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:27,944 I should have brought my recorder 250 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,084 so we could start a choir. 251 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:31,877 - You having a little dig at me, Grum? 252 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,462 - No, man. - Eh? 253 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,838 No. 254 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:38,300 - You better watch yourself, mate. 255 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,617 - Hey, bully boy. 256 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,661 - Bobby. 257 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,874 - Hey, man. - You snaking me, Bobby? 258 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,293 - Yep. 259 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:13,979 - Toobs, who else do you know? 260 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,357 First bull, then Sam from the lucky guy clip. 261 00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:17,733 How'd you find her? 262 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,193 - Friend of Alex's. 263 00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:20,861 - Hey, guys. - Grummy. 264 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,072 - Have you both seen the lucky guy clip? 265 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:24,406 Anyone look familiar? 266 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:26,533 - That's Sam? 267 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,370 Damn. Poor girl. 268 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:30,661 - I don't do computers. 269 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,122 - Oh, mate. 270 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:34,041 Buy a computer and redtube it. 271 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,001 Sam does this strip for some boyfriend. 272 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,878 Off the hook. 273 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:39,731 You reckon she'd do something for Alex's camera? 274 00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:41,465 - I doubt it. 275 00:14:41,757 --> 00:14:44,510 - Can you blame her? 276 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,348 - So what happens in this video, Grummy? 277 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,160 - Best thing I've seen on the Internet. 278 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,268 Sam does this strip for some boyfriend. 279 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,560 Best. 280 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,729 - Sam from our boat? 281 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,981 - Yeah. 282 00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:58,982 Yep. 283 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,651 - Well, what happens? 284 00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,712 - Right, well, she's got some guy sitting down. 285 00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,154 You can only see his legs, right? 286 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,806 She turns around. She looks at him. 287 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,906 She whispers in his ear, 288 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,492 "you are a lucky guy." 289 00:15:08,784 --> 00:15:10,953 Anyway, she then turns around, stares him down, 290 00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,413 starts undoing her top, 291 00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,665 pulls off her bra, starts rubbing herself, 292 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:17,334 fingers even further down. 293 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,796 Both: Oh. 294 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,088 - Is that Toobs? 295 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,466 - Yeah. 296 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,179 - That was really good. 297 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:34,101 Nice style. 298 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:35,394 Yeah, he's not bad. 299 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,355 - No, he's not bad at all. 300 00:16:00,419 --> 00:16:03,088 - Hey. 301 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:07,718 - It's a pretty messy tackle box you got there. 302 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,054 - You like fishing? 303 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,223 - Who doesn't? 304 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:16,185 - All right. 305 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:17,853 Let's bait a couple of lines. 306 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,354 Hey, skip. 307 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,124 Do you want to slow us down for a while? 308 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,691 We're gonna throw out a couple lures. 309 00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,526 - It's your holiday. 310 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:28,405 Don't call me skip. I'm not a bloody kangaroo. 311 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,084 - Hey, Joe. 312 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,021 I know a little spot about ten miles from here, mate. 313 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,405 With this swell and wind direction, 314 00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:45,214 would be about to turn on. 315 00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:46,215 What do you reckon? 316 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,716 - I've been asked 317 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:49,593 to slow down the boat for some fishing. 318 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,221 - What? 319 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,282 - Yep, I think there's a bit more than fishing 320 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:57,226 going on back there. 321 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,408 - Whoa. Hey. 322 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:14,868 What are you doing? 323 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,513 - What does it look like I'm doing, Bobby? 324 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,913 It's not a fishing charter, mate. 325 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,082 - Yo, I paid money to be here. 326 00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,750 - You're right. 327 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,394 Mate, we're in a bit of a hurry, you know? 328 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,545 - So what? 329 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:25,462 It'll slow us down by an hour. 330 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:26,754 What's the rush? 331 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,090 - Hey, bull. 332 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,942 Why don't you just give us half an hour, 333 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:33,095 and if we don't hook up, we'll call it quits. 334 00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,513 - Okay. 335 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,274 - What's up his ass? 336 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,859 - Oh, he's just keen. 337 00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,780 - Whoa. What's the chances of that? 338 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,115 Whoo! 339 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:54,825 Go on, take it. Take it. 340 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,594 - Let it run. Let it run. You're gonna lose it. 341 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:57,720 - Oh, piss off, bull. She's fine. 342 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,744 - Whoo! 343 00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,872 - Let it run. Let it run. 344 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,207 It's not hooked. 345 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,126 - Oh! It's bloody hooked. 346 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:05,877 Look at the line. Look at it. 347 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,629 - Oh, I lost it. 348 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:09,601 - Well done, Mr. Know-it-all. Fucking hell. 349 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,716 - Oh, it doesn't matter. 350 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:13,594 - Yeah, well, no, obviously. 351 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,471 - Oh, well. Next one. 352 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,727 Oh... 353 00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,316 Sailed past here 100 times, 354 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:28,817 never seen that break. 355 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,986 - Right tide, right window. 356 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,654 - Hey, bull? - Hmm? 357 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,324 - What's this spot called? 358 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,492 I reckon it's called Archie's. 359 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,369 Better go climb it, kid. 360 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,538 - Alex! Alex, get your camera! 361 00:18:44,416 --> 00:18:46,001 - Get into it, Archie. 362 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,462 Okay, Grummy? 363 00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:53,008 - Thanks a lot, son. I owe you one. 364 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,551 - Icing on the cake. 365 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,854 Oh, wow. 366 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,356 Hello, my friends. 367 00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,399 - They look so free. 368 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,486 Oh, they're everywhere. 369 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,738 - Look, there's babies. Babies. 370 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,035 They're beautiful. 371 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,120 Hey, Sam. 372 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,412 Do you trust me? 373 00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:25,207 - Yeah, of course. 374 00:19:25,499 --> 00:19:26,583 Why? 375 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,043 - Okay, just hang on, okay? 376 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,855 - Do I just sit down? - Yeah, sit down. 377 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,089 Sit down on the anchor. 378 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,052 - Whoo! 379 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,889 - I've never seen them hang around this long before. 380 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,979 Don't know what you're doing to 'em. 381 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:51,858 They love you. 382 00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,985 - Oh, I can almost touch them. 383 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,404 - Go on, try and touch one. 384 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:56,696 - I can't. 385 00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:57,947 Whoo! 386 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,075 That left one touched me. 387 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,618 - Whoo-hoo, Sam. 388 00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,371 They've come to say hello to you, Sam. 389 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,215 - Whoo! 390 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:30,480 - That was amazing. 391 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,150 - I told you you'd like it. 392 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,140 - Oh! 393 00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:17,110 Shh. 394 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:21,156 Go to sleep, Grummy. 395 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,783 Get your hand off it. 396 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:28,871 - That's it, eh? 397 00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:30,665 - That's the butchery. 398 00:21:34,795 --> 00:21:36,463 - Looks pretty solid. 399 00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:38,840 - So how long has it been, bull? 400 00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,759 - About six years. 401 00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,972 What are you guys waiting for, a written invitation? 402 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,100 Get the hell out there. 403 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:51,978 - Go on. - I'm out there. 404 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,480 - Ooh! - Ooh! 405 00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,357 - Yee-haw! 406 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,500 - Hey, did you ever catch up to that fisho 407 00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:04,115 who dumped you here? 408 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,660 - Nah. 409 00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,330 Who knows what happened to him. 410 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,082 Big ocean. 411 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,625 - Bloody hell. 412 00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,769 - Ooh! 413 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,990 - Whoo! 414 00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,952 - Oh! 415 00:23:03,216 --> 00:23:04,926 Need a hand there, mate? 416 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:06,803 Just a little bit further. 417 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,477 Whoo-hoo! 418 00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:29,784 - Oh, hey. 419 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,661 Could you give us a hand to do my back? 420 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,955 - Yeah. Sure. 421 00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,957 - Thanks. 422 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:25,840 I can reach my legs. 423 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,801 - All right. 424 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,983 - What did you do to your leg? 425 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,317 - Oh. 426 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:45,860 - You okay? - Yeah. 427 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:49,239 Just lost a bit of a fight with the reef. 428 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,867 - I hope you didn't start it. 429 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,369 Oh... 430 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,204 Okay, ready? 431 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,081 - Yeah. - This might hurt a little bit. 432 00:24:58,373 --> 00:24:59,791 - Yeah, it might. 433 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:02,544 Oh! Ow! 434 00:25:02,836 --> 00:25:05,422 - Just one more. 435 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,632 - Oi! Go away, Toobs. 436 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:09,592 Really burns. 437 00:25:09,884 --> 00:25:11,724 - Little souvenir from the butchery, eh, Bobby? 438 00:25:11,845 --> 00:25:13,555 - It burns. 439 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:17,155 - Had a couple of hematoma, I'll tell you. 440 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,350 - Don't be a girl. 441 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:19,601 - Fuck off! It hurts. 442 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:21,688 - That is really sad, dude. 443 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,690 - I think you left a pip in there. 444 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:27,569 No, that's good for you. 445 00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:30,780 - Go away! 446 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,075 - Uh... 447 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:35,535 - Oh, my god. 448 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,245 You're gonna sprout a lime tree. 449 00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:38,747 - That is a bit disgusting. 450 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,874 - Okay, I'll do one more. 451 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,273 Okay, that's enough. - Are you serious? 452 00:25:46,421 --> 00:25:47,857 - Thank you. Thank you. That's great. 453 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,341 - I wasn't... I'm not even... 454 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,385 - Poor man. 455 00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:55,638 - What happened? 456 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,849 - I don't know. 457 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,118 - Hey, guys? 458 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:18,828 - Oh. 459 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,705 How you doing? 460 00:26:20,997 --> 00:26:22,916 - Hey, any of you tourists want to buy a boat? 461 00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,626 - Where'd you get that from? 462 00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,795 - This is what a million rupiah will buy you. 463 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,367 - What are you gonna do with it? 464 00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:29,714 - I'm gonna take it home, 465 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,025 and I'm gonna give it to my dad. 466 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:32,675 - Customs are gonna love you. 467 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,385 - Hey, bull. 468 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,597 Bull, someone on the island said he remembers ya. 469 00:26:36,721 --> 00:26:37,722 - Yeah, right. 470 00:26:38,014 --> 00:26:39,307 - Oh, no, no. He could actually. 471 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,392 Let's go in. Then I can film the reunion. 472 00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:42,769 - Maybe later, eh? 473 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:46,606 - Oh, get lost. 474 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,525 - Where did that tosser come from? 475 00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:50,026 - He's cool. 476 00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,653 This dude's been here for months. 477 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,363 - What a tool. 478 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:57,367 Looks like someone was trying to steal your act, bull. 479 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:58,979 - It's not even half funny, Bobby. 480 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,440 Don't even think about it, kook. 481 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,581 - Got yourself a doppelganger, man. 482 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:06,167 - Ooh. That was impressive. 483 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,877 - Come on, bull. 484 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:09,730 You gonna show us who really owns the butchery? 485 00:27:09,754 --> 00:27:11,589 - It's not an issue. Come on, boys. 486 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,133 - Right behind ya. 487 00:27:13,424 --> 00:27:14,634 Oi. 488 00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:16,362 Have you got any sunblock on your back? 489 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,638 - Yeah, fuck off. 490 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:20,431 Fucking come on! 491 00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,352 - Oi! 492 00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:25,644 - Hey. 493 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,564 - Whoo! - Give us a wave! 494 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,073 - Here you go, bull. 495 00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:38,658 - This one's mine. 496 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,202 - Yours mate. He's got it! 497 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:43,955 - Hey. - Oi! 498 00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:56,551 Looks like he's climbing it to me. 499 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,469 - Piss off. 500 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:00,430 - Here he comes, bull. 501 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:04,392 You tell him, mate. 502 00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:13,818 - What's going on over there? 503 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,110 - Um... 504 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,696 Can't quite see, 505 00:28:16,988 --> 00:28:18,632 but it looks like bull is having a go at him. 506 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,241 - Piss off. 507 00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,344 - Doesn't seriously believe his own bullshit, does he? 508 00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:23,968 - You know the meaning of respect, fella? 509 00:28:23,995 --> 00:28:25,747 You speak English? - No. 510 00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,958 - Fuckin' dickhead. Eh? 511 00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,921 Come on, mate. Come on. 512 00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:34,413 Want to have a go at the bull? 513 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:37,300 Go on. 514 00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:45,266 - Jesus, bull. 515 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,435 - This is my fucking wave! 516 00:28:47,727 --> 00:28:48,853 This is my fucking wave! 517 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:51,439 - That's right, bull. Nice. 518 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:53,650 Nice work, son. 519 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:58,112 - Piss off, idiot! 520 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:01,908 - That all you got in you? 521 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,285 That's it? You're gonna let him go, huh? 522 00:29:04,577 --> 00:29:05,787 - Settle down, Bobby. 523 00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:07,205 - Well, go on then, mate. 524 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:10,083 You show him who owns the butchery. 525 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,128 - Hey, ponce. 526 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:18,007 Hey, ponce, come here. 527 00:29:19,592 --> 00:29:20,635 - Hey, come here! 528 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:21,967 What's your problem, mate? 529 00:29:22,011 --> 00:29:23,805 - Idiot. 530 00:29:24,097 --> 00:29:25,890 - Eh? 531 00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,952 What, you're all fucking bark out in the surf, 532 00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,018 aren't ya, mate? 533 00:29:29,310 --> 00:29:30,310 Eh? 534 00:29:32,397 --> 00:29:33,856 - Eh? All right? 535 00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:35,441 It's all right, mate. 536 00:29:35,733 --> 00:29:36,734 Come on, shake me hand. 537 00:29:37,026 --> 00:29:38,146 Come on, mate. It's all good. 538 00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:38,903 Shake me hand. Come on. 539 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,195 Here you go. Come on. 540 00:29:40,321 --> 00:29:43,992 Ya fucking dickhead. 541 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:44,993 Fuck you. 542 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,494 - Yow! 543 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,497 - You fucking disrespectful... 544 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,833 Ooh. 545 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:56,421 - Bull. 546 00:30:02,427 --> 00:30:03,594 Hey, bull! 547 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,805 - Serves you fucking right, mate? 548 00:30:06,097 --> 00:30:07,265 - Hey, take it easy. 549 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,186 Am I bleeding, Bobby? 550 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:13,730 Eh? 551 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:18,359 My fucking wave. 552 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:21,154 - Come on, man. Take it easy. 553 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:22,905 He's had enough. 554 00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:31,289 What a fucking... 555 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:49,098 - What happened? 556 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:05,365 What did he say to you? 557 00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,158 - He was being a smart-ass. 558 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,893 - Well, you might want to keep your head out of the water 559 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,044 for a while. 560 00:31:18,336 --> 00:31:20,588 - I reckon I could find something else to do. 561 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,173 Hey. 562 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:26,803 You don't muck around, do you, champ, eh? 563 00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:32,308 One less to deal with out there, eh? 564 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,734 What's he doing? 565 00:31:42,026 --> 00:31:44,737 - Oh. - Jesus. 566 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:46,823 My god. This is not good. 567 00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:55,373 - He's fucking out of control. 568 00:31:59,419 --> 00:32:00,461 - Fucking idiot. 569 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:04,090 - Oh, Jesus. 570 00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:06,801 - That's it, bloke. Innit? 571 00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,970 - Guys, that's enough. Please. 572 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:10,388 - Come on, Sam. 573 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,032 You got to fight for what you believe in. 574 00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:13,266 - I've seen enough. 575 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:15,035 - What the fuck are you talking about, Bobby? 576 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,477 You started it. 577 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:22,400 You see this? 578 00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:24,026 This is honor. 579 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,028 - Yeah, well, imagine if your mum saw that. 580 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,197 - Oh, yeah, right. Of course, yeah. 581 00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:30,241 You can talk, computer girl. 582 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:34,579 - That's not funny. 583 00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:40,168 - Oh, let's all have a little hissy and run away. 584 00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,044 Shall we? 585 00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:45,256 I wasn't getting it out for bloody a million people, was I? 586 00:32:45,548 --> 00:32:47,341 I was fighting for what's fucking mine. 587 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,677 Fucking soft cock. 588 00:32:49,969 --> 00:32:51,846 - I wouldn't want to fight you, bull. 589 00:32:52,138 --> 00:32:55,391 - Might have to, Toobsy. 590 00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:57,685 Fact. 591 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,107 - Hey. 592 00:33:03,399 --> 00:33:05,359 - Hey. 593 00:33:09,322 --> 00:33:10,531 You okay? 594 00:33:13,743 --> 00:33:15,119 You didn't make a mistake. 595 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,538 He did. He's a fool. 596 00:33:21,083 --> 00:33:23,753 - Over a million hits, apparently. 597 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,382 Asshole. 598 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:32,929 - What you did was, well, beautiful. 599 00:33:33,221 --> 00:33:35,473 And he betrayed you. 600 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:42,271 - No one's ever seen it that way. 601 00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:46,859 - He should have kept it to himself. 602 00:33:47,151 --> 00:33:49,695 - That was the intention. 603 00:33:57,370 --> 00:33:59,497 Just wish we could get off this boat for a while. 604 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:08,756 - Maybe we can. 605 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:10,550 Come with me. 606 00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:18,641 - What do you reckon? Should we watch it again? 607 00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:21,269 Huh? Yeah? Toobsy? 608 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:23,771 Whack it back on, eh? 609 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,481 How does this fucking thing work? 610 00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:29,193 Eh? What do I press? 611 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,485 - Oi! 612 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:31,904 - Oh, this is nice. 613 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:33,573 That's your woman, isn't it? 614 00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:35,217 She's got the fucking doco made, hasn't she? 615 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,481 Oh, nice right in there, he is. 616 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:38,119 Look at him, fucking cocksucker. 617 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:39,930 Didn't fucking do him any good, did it? 618 00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:41,122 Look at him. 619 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,040 He was quite a bleeder too. 620 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:46,669 - He doesn't seriously believe his own bullshit, does he? 621 00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:57,179 He doesn't seriously believe his own bullshit, does he? 622 00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:25,184 - Hmm. 623 00:36:25,476 --> 00:36:28,062 Where have you been, young lady? 624 00:36:32,566 --> 00:36:34,068 - Don't worry... 625 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,840 Couldn't hear anything out the window. 626 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,571 - Oh, stop it. - Couldn't see a thing. 627 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,408 Baby... 628 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,243 Stop it! 629 00:36:43,828 --> 00:36:46,580 - I was fucking gutted. 630 00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,999 I was a zombie. 631 00:36:49,291 --> 00:36:54,088 I didn't get out of bed for about a week. 632 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,090 - You know what the cure is, Grummy? 633 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:58,634 - What? 634 00:36:58,926 --> 00:37:01,011 - You got to learn to fucking hate 'em. 635 00:37:06,559 --> 00:37:08,310 Hey, Rob. 636 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,020 How was she? 637 00:37:28,873 --> 00:37:31,083 Hey, Sam. 638 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:33,544 I'm sorry. 639 00:37:33,836 --> 00:37:36,297 - I'm fine. We're good, really. 640 00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:47,433 - Now, I'm telling you, Toobs, 641 00:37:47,725 --> 00:37:49,125 he definitely thought he was in, ah? 642 00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:52,396 - As if there was ever any competition. 643 00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:54,440 - Fellas. How was it? 644 00:37:54,732 --> 00:37:56,108 - Eh. Not too shabby. 645 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,693 - Yeah? 646 00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:00,654 You guys haven't seen my harp, have you? 647 00:38:00,946 --> 00:38:02,364 - Where'd you have it last? 648 00:38:02,656 --> 00:38:04,742 - Just up on the deck. 649 00:38:07,661 --> 00:38:09,330 - Why would we know? 650 00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:11,665 - Anybody seen bull's harp? 651 00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,547 - Yeah, it might have fallen overboard. 652 00:38:28,224 --> 00:38:29,344 - What's the fucking holdup? 653 00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:30,768 In you go. 654 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,020 - Oh, mate, it was just a bit of a joke, eh? 655 00:38:33,312 --> 00:38:35,439 - No one's laughing, Bobby. 656 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:55,751 - Hey, bull! I got it! 657 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:27,365 - Hey, Rob! 658 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:29,159 You coming out or what? 659 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:30,451 - No, mate. 660 00:39:30,578 --> 00:39:31,618 I'll see you soon, though. 661 00:39:31,662 --> 00:39:32,913 - Whoo! 662 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:36,917 - He's a fast mover. 663 00:39:53,601 --> 00:39:55,185 - Well, that felt funny. 664 00:39:55,477 --> 00:39:56,478 Have you got sea legs? 665 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,147 - A little bit. 666 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:23,505 Oh! 667 00:40:35,309 --> 00:40:37,686 - Whoo-hoo! 668 00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:54,828 - I'll be back soon. 669 00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,084 - Better be. 670 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:37,496 - Hey. 671 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:55,180 - Couldn't stay away, huh? 672 00:41:55,472 --> 00:41:58,559 I think I'm getting burned. 673 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,261 - What are doing? What did you do? 674 00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,073 - Settle down, Bobby. Just relax, mate. 675 00:43:18,097 --> 00:43:19,577 - I fuckin' saw you! - She started it. 676 00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:20,432 - You are an animal. 677 00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:21,975 - Go on, ask her. 678 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:23,811 - You okay? - I didn't know it was him! 679 00:43:24,103 --> 00:43:25,187 I swear! 680 00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:31,816 - Asoka, we got a problem. 681 00:43:33,445 --> 00:43:35,090 - You won't need your knife. I'll handle it. 682 00:43:35,114 --> 00:43:36,490 Ibbie, get the dinghy. 683 00:43:36,782 --> 00:43:37,866 - What's going on? 684 00:43:38,158 --> 00:43:39,427 - Hey, just settle down, Bobby boy. 685 00:43:39,451 --> 00:43:40,160 Hey. 686 00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:41,452 Want to have a go, mate? 687 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:42,955 Start one. Start one. 688 00:43:45,374 --> 00:43:46,374 - He's fucking psycho. 689 00:43:46,542 --> 00:43:48,710 - Huh? I tried to rape her? 690 00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:50,003 - Fuck you! 691 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:51,535 - He tried to fucking rape her! 692 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,006 - Didn't try to rape her. 693 00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:54,925 You don't know what happened. - Back off! 694 00:43:55,217 --> 00:43:58,053 - Just keep him the fuck away from me! 695 00:43:58,345 --> 00:43:59,680 - You! Back off! 696 00:43:59,972 --> 00:44:01,407 Let's sort this out. - Come on, Bobby! 697 00:44:01,431 --> 00:44:02,516 - Hey! - Back off! 698 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:04,168 - Have a go at the bull, eh, Bobby? 699 00:44:04,226 --> 00:44:05,519 Let me go! Let me go! 700 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,104 - Settle down! 701 00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:08,836 - All right, Joe. I'm cool. I'm cool. 702 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:11,650 - Settle down. - I'm cool, Joe. I'm cool. 703 00:44:11,942 --> 00:44:13,777 - Fuck you! - Hey! Back off! 704 00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:18,157 - Bull, either you violated Samantha or you didn't. 705 00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:21,076 If you did, you fucked it for everybody. 706 00:44:21,368 --> 00:44:25,205 If he didn't, let's just call it a misunderstanding. 707 00:44:25,497 --> 00:44:26,665 - Oh, this is bullshit! 708 00:44:26,957 --> 00:44:28,208 - What do you want to do? 709 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,544 The nearest cop is 200 miles away, 710 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:32,356 and he wouldn't give a flying rat's ass 711 00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:33,630 about a bunch of tourists. 712 00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:35,465 Let's all get back on the boat, 713 00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:37,467 talk to Samantha, and sort this out. 714 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,052 Get on the boat now! 715 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:39,970 - You're fucking kidding me. 716 00:44:40,262 --> 00:44:41,388 - Now! 717 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,240 - Your fucking fault, Toobsy. - Shut up! 718 00:44:43,307 --> 00:44:44,909 - What did I tell ya? What did I tell ya, mate? 719 00:44:44,933 --> 00:44:46,411 What did I say about bringing chicks along, eh? 720 00:44:46,435 --> 00:44:47,561 - Shut up! 721 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:49,122 - Hey, Bobby, what are you doing? 722 00:44:49,146 --> 00:44:50,466 - Get on the boat! - Hey, come on. 723 00:44:50,564 --> 00:44:52,024 What's going on? I'm coming, Joe. 724 00:44:52,316 --> 00:44:53,859 Settle down, mate. 725 00:44:54,151 --> 00:44:56,570 - Go! - Bobby. Mate. 726 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,662 I just come in here. I was doing me own thing. 727 00:44:58,864 --> 00:44:59,864 She asked for a rubdown. 728 00:45:00,032 --> 00:45:01,366 She's that type of chick. 729 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:03,076 What's a bloke supposed to do? 730 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,871 Come on, Bobby. Share the love, mate. 731 00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:07,247 What's the go? 732 00:45:24,473 --> 00:45:26,016 - What's going on? 733 00:45:32,856 --> 00:45:33,941 - All right, stop, honey. 734 00:45:34,233 --> 00:45:35,376 Just tell me what's happened. 735 00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,400 - He attacked me. - Who? 736 00:45:36,652 --> 00:45:38,403 - Bull. I thought it was Rob. 737 00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:41,448 His fingers were inside me. 738 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:42,991 No, Alex! Please! 739 00:45:43,283 --> 00:45:45,202 Just don't let him near me! 740 00:45:45,494 --> 00:45:48,080 Oh! 741 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:53,126 - You're disgusting. 742 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,670 - He violated her! 743 00:45:54,962 --> 00:45:56,147 - Yeah, well, that's hard to prove. 744 00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:57,211 - Sorry, this is bullshit. 745 00:45:57,464 --> 00:45:58,799 The guy is an animal. 746 00:45:59,091 --> 00:46:00,467 He deserves to be castrated. 747 00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:02,844 Should leave him on the beach. 748 00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:04,972 - I think that's a bad idea. 749 00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:06,598 - If we can't sort this out, 750 00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:08,650 I'm turning the boat around for the mainland. 751 00:46:08,934 --> 00:46:10,310 - Good. Let's go. 752 00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,163 - We've got to talk this through with Samantha. 753 00:46:12,187 --> 00:46:13,187 Rob, come with me. 754 00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:43,593 Come on, now. 755 00:47:34,061 --> 00:47:35,395 You did good today, Archie. 756 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,077 - Bull, there's... 757 00:47:50,369 --> 00:47:52,079 There's some talk of turning around 758 00:47:52,371 --> 00:47:57,584 if things with you and Sam don't sort themselves out. 759 00:47:57,876 --> 00:48:01,421 - That'd be rot. 760 00:48:01,713 --> 00:48:04,174 Don't worry about it, Archie. 761 00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:06,468 I'll sort her out, mate. 762 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,428 Okay? 763 00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:09,429 Okay? 764 00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:12,015 - Yeah. Yep. 765 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,318 - Baby... 766 00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:27,280 What if this had happened to me? What would you do? 767 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,574 What if this was your sister? 768 00:48:29,866 --> 00:48:33,578 - Well, it isn't you, and I don't have a sister. 769 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:35,247 - Toobs, that's not funny. 770 00:48:35,539 --> 00:48:36,891 - I don't know what's happened yet. 771 00:48:36,915 --> 00:48:38,476 Just give them the chance to work it out, 772 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:39,793 find out what's going on. 773 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,562 - Her struggling doesn't make it a crime, so... 774 00:48:41,586 --> 00:48:43,226 - Hysterical... If I hadn't went up there, 775 00:48:43,255 --> 00:48:44,673 who knows what would have happened. 776 00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:55,016 - Sam. 777 00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:58,186 Sam... 778 00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,939 Can we talk about this? 779 00:49:03,275 --> 00:49:06,987 Just open up so we can sort this out. 780 00:49:07,279 --> 00:49:09,531 Sam... 781 00:49:09,823 --> 00:49:14,369 I think you're blowing this out of proportion. 782 00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:16,663 Sam? 783 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:26,006 Ah! 784 00:49:31,845 --> 00:49:33,138 He's gonna break the door down! 785 00:49:33,430 --> 00:49:36,183 - Sam, I was just trying to fucking apologize! 786 00:49:36,475 --> 00:49:38,018 - He tried to attack me again! 787 00:49:38,310 --> 00:49:39,644 He tried to get in my room! 788 00:49:39,936 --> 00:49:41,229 - Keep him away! 789 00:49:41,521 --> 00:49:42,522 - Do you now believe her? 790 00:49:42,814 --> 00:49:43,899 - Look at you, Joe! 791 00:49:44,191 --> 00:49:45,692 I'm all right, mate! No need to get... 792 00:49:45,984 --> 00:49:46,984 - fucking psycho. 793 00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:48,862 - He tried to attack me! 794 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,239 - Move it. - All right. Where we going? 795 00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:53,200 I can't see a fucking thing, Joe. 796 00:49:53,492 --> 00:49:55,869 Is that you, Bobby? You wanna have a crack? 797 00:50:01,166 --> 00:50:02,646 I was just trying to apologize to her! 798 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,544 - Get in there. 799 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:06,689 - She's that kind of girl, Joe. That's all I'm saying. 800 00:50:06,713 --> 00:50:07,753 I can't fucking see, mate. 801 00:50:07,964 --> 00:50:09,299 - Get on that. 802 00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:10,985 - What, are you making me walk the plank, Joe? 803 00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:12,260 - Get on that. 804 00:50:12,552 --> 00:50:13,905 - Oi, Bobby, she's hot-blooded, this one. 805 00:50:13,929 --> 00:50:15,055 Where are ya, Bobby? Hey! 806 00:50:15,347 --> 00:50:18,266 Oh, yeah, she's good, that one. 807 00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:19,952 You'll have a bit of fun, Bobby boy. 808 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:21,478 - Fuck off, bull. 809 00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:23,664 - Why don't you come down here and say that, Bobby? 810 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,106 - Have a nice sleep out there, mate. 811 00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:27,567 - Sorry, but I can't fucking see, mate, eh? 812 00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:29,419 And you, Grummy, you're all right, mate. 813 00:50:29,486 --> 00:50:30,766 You stay there. Thank you, buddy. 814 00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:32,656 - All right. That's enough. 815 00:50:32,948 --> 00:50:35,242 - We're all right, Joe. 816 00:50:38,995 --> 00:50:40,121 Hey, bon voyage, eh? 817 00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:41,957 You fuckers! 818 00:50:42,249 --> 00:50:44,584 Hey, Bobby, you want to have a fucking go at the bull? 819 00:50:44,876 --> 00:50:46,711 I'll really beat ya, fucker! 820 00:50:47,003 --> 00:50:48,243 You look at you, you soft cock! 821 00:50:48,296 --> 00:50:49,589 You're all fucking bark, 822 00:50:49,881 --> 00:50:51,383 and you're no fucking bite! 823 00:50:51,675 --> 00:50:53,134 Come on, Bobby boy! 824 00:50:53,426 --> 00:50:57,264 Fuck you! Fuck you! 825 00:51:11,403 --> 00:51:13,071 - I don't know what's going on with you. 826 00:51:13,363 --> 00:51:16,449 You've got a whole island to yourself to sort it out. 827 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:20,996 A big ape like you might enjoy a night on the beach. 828 00:51:23,498 --> 00:51:26,501 See you in the morning. 829 00:53:20,657 --> 00:53:21,825 - No, thanks, Joe. 830 00:53:22,117 --> 00:53:23,437 Thanks for looking after me, mate! 831 00:53:23,535 --> 00:53:24,786 Thank you! That's great! 832 00:53:25,078 --> 00:53:26,347 No mozzies out here! 833 00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:28,248 I'm in bloody paradise, I am! 834 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,540 Look at this. 835 00:53:29,624 --> 00:53:30,917 I'll shake out me towel. 836 00:53:31,209 --> 00:53:32,836 I'll get meself a fucking tan. 837 00:53:33,128 --> 00:53:36,381 Oh, that's lovely, that is. Eh? 838 00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:49,602 Much better, Joe! Well done, mate. 839 00:53:49,894 --> 00:53:51,062 Good solution! 840 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:52,939 Yeah, man, I'll enjoy. Enjoy. 841 00:53:53,231 --> 00:53:54,941 Put up the sails, lean over the bow, 842 00:53:55,233 --> 00:53:56,860 dangling your little toes in the water. 843 00:53:57,152 --> 00:53:59,195 Hey, maybe we'll get some dolphin, Sam! 844 00:53:59,487 --> 00:54:00,822 Hey, maybe we'll get some dolphin! 845 00:54:10,915 --> 00:54:11,915 - Hey. 846 00:54:17,547 --> 00:54:19,048 It's gonna be okay. 847 00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:24,179 - And what if he tries to swim back? 848 00:54:24,471 --> 00:54:28,892 - There's no chance. 849 00:54:29,184 --> 00:54:33,605 The tides, they come in and out of these atolls like a river. 850 00:54:33,897 --> 00:54:35,482 He'd be washed out to sea. 851 00:54:35,774 --> 00:54:38,026 He's not that stupid. 852 00:54:40,528 --> 00:54:42,655 - Don't let him back on the boat. 853 00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,116 - That's not gonna happen. 854 00:54:45,408 --> 00:54:47,243 - Just don't. 855 00:54:49,078 --> 00:54:51,831 - I promise you, you're safe. 856 00:54:57,629 --> 00:54:59,829 - You're missing out on something, Sam, let me tell you. 857 00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:02,091 You're missing out on a whole fucking lot of it, 858 00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:03,676 you little whore. 859 00:55:03,968 --> 00:55:05,386 Jesus Christ. 860 00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:06,947 I didn't mean that. I didn't mean that. 861 00:55:06,971 --> 00:55:08,139 That's just nasty. 862 00:55:08,431 --> 00:55:09,711 You know, that's just nasty talk. 863 00:55:09,974 --> 00:55:11,142 I like ya. I like ya. 864 00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:12,811 We had a moment. 865 00:55:13,102 --> 00:55:14,582 Tell me we didn't, and I'll walk away. 866 00:55:14,854 --> 00:55:16,314 My mistake. 867 00:55:16,606 --> 00:55:18,292 I'll wear it like a fucking Velour V-neck cardigan. 868 00:55:18,316 --> 00:55:20,026 Tell me I'm wrong! 869 00:55:31,621 --> 00:55:34,082 Come back and get the bull. 870 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,381 Come back and get the bull. 871 00:55:41,673 --> 00:55:44,259 I am sorry, you guys. 872 00:57:01,336 --> 00:57:05,798 - Hit it pretty hard, poor kid. 873 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:07,884 - Reckon he's calmed down? 874 00:57:08,176 --> 00:57:10,178 - Better luck he's caught malaria. 875 00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:11,846 - Ugh. 876 00:57:19,437 --> 00:57:21,189 - Not really. 877 00:57:24,651 --> 00:57:25,985 - Morning. 878 00:57:29,489 --> 00:57:31,658 How are you feeling? 879 00:57:31,950 --> 00:57:34,911 - Thanks, but I have to sort this out myself. 880 00:57:35,203 --> 00:57:36,663 - Yeah. Sure. 881 00:57:36,955 --> 00:57:37,955 That's good. 882 00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:12,407 - When we get back, 883 00:58:12,699 --> 00:58:13,759 we'll head to the mainland. 884 00:58:13,783 --> 00:58:15,535 - Good. 885 00:59:08,337 --> 00:59:09,756 Thud! 886 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:46,626 - Toobs! 887 00:59:46,918 --> 00:59:48,169 Toobs! 888 00:59:52,924 --> 00:59:54,050 Toobs! 889 00:59:54,342 --> 00:59:55,342 No! 890 00:59:55,426 --> 00:59:57,345 Look out! 891 00:59:57,637 --> 00:59:58,638 No! 892 01:00:04,227 --> 01:00:07,480 - Toobsy, mate, where are you going? 893 01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:13,861 - Oh, that was never proven. 894 01:00:19,117 --> 01:00:21,786 Piece of shit. 895 01:00:24,497 --> 01:00:28,334 - Jesus, Toobs, don't you knock? 896 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:33,881 How? 897 01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:36,551 - I don't know. 898 01:00:36,843 --> 01:00:38,302 I think he fucking swam. 899 01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:42,181 - What? 900 01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:44,684 Are we moving? 901 01:00:44,976 --> 01:00:46,561 Are we moving? 902 01:00:46,853 --> 01:00:48,539 - The skipper will never be able to catch us. 903 01:00:48,563 --> 01:00:49,939 - Can you see the zodiac? - No. 904 01:00:50,231 --> 01:00:51,691 I can't see the zodiac. 905 01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:53,961 - Well, the zodiac goes faster than the boat, okay, 906 01:00:53,985 --> 01:00:55,625 so the skipper's still gonna make it here, 907 01:00:55,653 --> 01:00:56,893 and everything's gonna be fine, 908 01:00:57,071 --> 01:00:59,991 so we just need to keep calm. 909 01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:10,209 - Bull! 910 01:01:13,087 --> 01:01:14,589 - Hey, boss, the boat is moving. 911 01:01:14,881 --> 01:01:17,800 - What? - The boat is moving. 912 01:01:20,011 --> 01:01:21,137 - Yo, Bobby! 913 01:01:21,429 --> 01:01:22,669 Hey, you missed the boat, mate. 914 01:01:22,889 --> 01:01:24,329 Have a little bit of that, Bobby boy. 915 01:01:24,473 --> 01:01:25,558 Hey, how does that feel? 916 01:01:45,161 --> 01:01:46,829 - Move it! Move it! Come on! 917 01:01:57,965 --> 01:02:00,426 - I'll get you, you fucker! 918 01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,386 Skipper's here! 919 01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:06,390 Stop my boat! 920 01:02:06,682 --> 01:02:07,682 You fucked up, bull, 921 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:08,935 you washed-up turd! 922 01:02:09,227 --> 01:02:11,187 - Hey, Joe. Hey. 923 01:02:11,479 --> 01:02:12,479 Stop my boat! 924 01:02:12,563 --> 01:02:14,065 I'm warning you! 925 01:02:14,357 --> 01:02:16,357 - Hey, how's your democracy going now, you big ape? 926 01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:18,754 - You are messing with the wrong guy this time, you idiot. 927 01:02:18,778 --> 01:02:20,112 - Double bunger. 928 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,448 - Stop my boat! 929 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:27,787 - Ah, but wait, there's more! 930 01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:30,873 - Yeah, throw whatever you got. 931 01:02:31,165 --> 01:02:32,725 It's not gonna stop me from getting you! 932 01:02:32,792 --> 01:02:34,043 - Hey, Joe! 933 01:02:34,335 --> 01:02:37,046 Where you going with an ax in your head? 934 01:02:37,338 --> 01:02:38,881 - Hey, Asoka. 935 01:02:39,173 --> 01:02:40,341 Did you forget something? Eh? 936 01:02:40,633 --> 01:02:42,760 Here you go. 937 01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:47,306 Eh? Can't quite hear you, mate. 938 01:02:47,598 --> 01:02:49,809 - Is that all you got? 939 01:02:50,101 --> 01:02:52,103 - Ah, no, sorry. 940 01:02:52,395 --> 01:02:53,688 - Oh! 941 01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:56,357 - All gone, Joe. All gone. 942 01:02:56,649 --> 01:02:57,769 - You'll pay for this, bull! 943 01:02:58,025 --> 01:02:59,193 - Oh, you're getting closer. 944 01:02:59,485 --> 01:03:00,861 Oh. 945 01:03:01,153 --> 01:03:02,697 - Catch up to him. 946 01:03:05,157 --> 01:03:05,866 - Oh. 947 01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:07,158 Rope around the prop. 948 01:03:07,201 --> 01:03:09,203 Hey, how about that? 949 01:03:09,495 --> 01:03:11,372 - Fuck it! - Oh, that's a tragedy. 950 01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:13,124 Toodle-oo, Joe. 951 01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:22,967 - You're fucking kidding! God damn it! 952 01:03:23,259 --> 01:03:25,511 Fuck! 953 01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:32,393 - Oh, Bobby. 954 01:03:32,685 --> 01:03:34,020 You silly bugger, Bobby. 955 01:03:34,312 --> 01:03:35,730 Hey, you silly bugger. 956 01:03:36,022 --> 01:03:37,749 What, are you gonna have a go at the bull, are you? 957 01:03:37,773 --> 01:03:39,584 Oh, what, your balls have dropped, have they, mate? 958 01:03:39,608 --> 01:03:41,328 You're gonna have another go? Come on, mate. 959 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,320 I'll give you first punch, mate. Have first punch. 960 01:03:43,362 --> 01:03:44,071 Have a go. Have a go. 961 01:03:44,363 --> 01:03:45,656 Ow. Bobby. 962 01:03:45,948 --> 01:03:46,948 That nearly hurt. 963 01:03:47,116 --> 01:03:48,534 - Back off. - Back off? 964 01:03:48,826 --> 01:03:50,262 I'm not going anywhere, Bobby. Don't be silly. 965 01:03:50,286 --> 01:03:51,286 Come on. Have another go. 966 01:03:51,329 --> 01:03:52,038 Ooh. Oh! 967 01:03:52,330 --> 01:03:53,330 Oh, shit. 968 01:03:53,372 --> 01:03:54,081 Hey, ouch. 969 01:03:54,373 --> 01:03:55,875 Call my mom. Eh? 970 01:03:56,167 --> 01:03:58,020 Oh, come on, Bobby, you can do better than that. 971 01:03:58,044 --> 01:03:58,753 Keep your guard up, mate. 972 01:03:59,045 --> 01:04:00,338 - Don't mess with me. 973 01:04:00,629 --> 01:04:01,909 - Keep 'em up, mate. Keep 'em up! 974 01:04:02,173 --> 01:04:03,173 You stupid bastard. 975 01:04:03,299 --> 01:04:04,550 Go on, have another go, Bobby. 976 01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:06,042 Come on, mate. Have another go. 977 01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:07,362 What are you gonna do this time? 978 01:04:07,386 --> 01:04:08,405 Come on, Bobby, have a go! 979 01:04:08,429 --> 01:04:09,930 Have a go! 980 01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:12,600 Hey? Bobby? 981 01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,477 You think about this, all right? 982 01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:22,902 Is that it? 983 01:04:23,194 --> 01:04:24,945 Hey, is that it? 984 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:27,073 I got a little surprise for you, Bobby. 985 01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:31,327 A little surprise. 986 01:04:31,619 --> 01:04:33,204 Come with me. 987 01:04:33,496 --> 01:04:36,332 - Why did you invite him? 988 01:04:36,624 --> 01:04:38,704 - Well, did I know any of this shit was gonna happen? 989 01:04:38,834 --> 01:04:40,044 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 990 01:04:40,336 --> 01:04:41,420 It's my fault. I fucked up. 991 01:04:41,712 --> 01:04:42,922 I'm sorry, Sam. 992 01:04:43,214 --> 01:04:44,298 - No. 993 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:45,800 He's just angry. 994 01:04:46,092 --> 01:04:48,469 He's angry, right? 995 01:04:53,849 --> 01:04:56,811 What the fuck is he doing here? 996 01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:58,343 - I'm gonna go and talk to him. 997 01:04:58,562 --> 01:05:00,356 - You okay? - Yep. 998 01:05:00,648 --> 01:05:02,983 - Lock the door. 999 01:05:08,823 --> 01:05:13,411 - Now, Bobby, in fishing terms, 1000 01:05:13,702 --> 01:05:15,162 you're what we call the bait. 1001 01:05:15,454 --> 01:05:17,123 - All right, stop, bull. 1002 01:05:17,415 --> 01:05:18,666 Just stop, yeah? 1003 01:05:18,958 --> 01:05:20,960 - Stop? Stop the boat? 1004 01:05:21,252 --> 01:05:23,146 And drop the anchor? Is that what you want me to do? 1005 01:05:23,170 --> 01:05:24,547 - No. - Eh? 1006 01:05:24,839 --> 01:05:26,149 'Cause, you know, bit of trouble, you know? 1007 01:05:26,173 --> 01:05:27,967 - Please stop. 1008 01:05:28,259 --> 01:05:30,845 - Doing all right, Bobby? Eh? All right? 1009 01:05:31,137 --> 01:05:33,472 - Bull. - Toobs. 1010 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:34,974 Help. 1011 01:05:35,266 --> 01:05:37,685 - Oh, shut up, you Metro-fucking-sexual. 1012 01:05:37,977 --> 01:05:39,645 - Can we talk about this, please, mate? 1013 01:05:39,937 --> 01:05:41,897 - I think it's a little bit late for that, Toobsy. 1014 01:05:41,981 --> 01:05:44,442 - Ugh! - Sam! 1015 01:05:44,733 --> 01:05:46,652 Sam, out you come! 1016 01:05:46,944 --> 01:05:48,154 - She's not coming out. 1017 01:05:48,446 --> 01:05:50,322 - Toobsy, don't worry, mate. 1018 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:53,742 I'm not gonna kill him. Okay? 1019 01:05:54,034 --> 01:05:55,514 Just gonna finish up what she started, 1020 01:05:55,786 --> 01:05:57,329 then everything will be rosy. 1021 01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:00,040 All right? 1022 01:06:37,828 --> 01:06:39,288 - You silly bugger! 1023 01:06:39,580 --> 01:06:41,081 It really hurts, all of that. 1024 01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:44,710 Get up here! 1025 01:06:45,002 --> 01:06:47,171 I don't have a problem with you, okay, Toobsy? 1026 01:06:47,463 --> 01:06:50,216 But listen, why don't you tottle off back downstairs... 1027 01:06:50,508 --> 01:06:52,843 - Ah! Ah! Ah! 1028 01:06:57,264 --> 01:06:59,016 - Thanks, Toobsy. 1029 01:07:05,606 --> 01:07:07,399 - It's me. 1030 01:07:22,289 --> 01:07:23,958 - Oh, my god. 1031 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:31,006 - He just wants Sam. 1032 01:07:31,298 --> 01:07:35,261 - Well, that's not gonna happen, so... 1033 01:07:35,553 --> 01:07:37,096 - I'm so sorry, guys. 1034 01:07:37,388 --> 01:07:40,849 - No, Sam, this is not your fault. 1035 01:07:43,352 --> 01:07:48,190 Look, we just have to get off this boat. 1036 01:07:48,482 --> 01:07:50,192 - What if we can get to Archie's canoe? 1037 01:07:50,484 --> 01:07:51,819 - Great. 1038 01:07:52,111 --> 01:07:53,505 - We've been traveling for hours out to sea. 1039 01:07:53,529 --> 01:07:54,863 Where are you gonna go? 1040 01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:56,740 - Well, we'll go anywhere. 1041 01:07:57,032 --> 01:07:59,618 We'll just... we'll get off the boat 1042 01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:00,995 when it's dark. 1043 01:08:01,287 --> 01:08:02,997 Yeah? 1044 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:08,335 - I can't leave Rob. 1045 01:08:40,075 --> 01:08:41,201 - Oi, you're back. 1046 01:08:41,493 --> 01:08:42,653 - Of course I'm back, Archie. 1047 01:08:42,828 --> 01:08:43,829 - How? 1048 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:45,581 - You let the ocean work for you. 1049 01:08:45,873 --> 01:08:46,999 Huh? 1050 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:49,460 Pulls you in and then pulls you back out. 1051 01:08:49,752 --> 01:08:50,794 Silly buggers. 1052 01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:52,366 They left me bored on the beach. 1053 01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:56,342 - Where is everyone? 1054 01:08:56,634 --> 01:08:58,844 - Toobsy and the girls are just relaxing. 1055 01:08:59,136 --> 01:09:02,640 Bobby's hanging around. 1056 01:09:02,931 --> 01:09:05,351 - And skip? 1057 01:09:05,643 --> 01:09:07,936 Skippy... 1058 01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:11,899 - Probably just dropped in on someone. 1059 01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:13,859 You have a big night, Grummy? 1060 01:09:14,151 --> 01:09:15,361 - Nah. 1061 01:09:15,653 --> 01:09:16,862 - They all yours? 1062 01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:18,154 - Yeah. 1063 01:09:19,531 --> 01:09:20,699 Look at ya. 1064 01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:24,244 Hey, want to do me a favor? 1065 01:09:24,536 --> 01:09:28,040 Come take the wheel. 1066 01:09:28,332 --> 01:09:29,041 Not too drunk, are you? 1067 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,502 - No. - Good boy. 1068 01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:36,215 You look like you're getting 1069 01:09:36,507 --> 01:09:37,734 a little bit of sun there, Bobby. 1070 01:09:37,758 --> 01:09:38,926 You need a bit of protection. 1071 01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:43,847 Here, let me do your back for you, mate. 1072 01:09:44,139 --> 01:09:45,391 That feel good? I know it does. 1073 01:09:45,683 --> 01:09:47,142 Bloody safe now, aren't you? Eh? 1074 01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:49,274 I'd hate to have anything happen to you, Bobby. 1075 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,076 Come on, Archie. 1076 01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:05,411 What are you doing, mate? 1077 01:10:05,703 --> 01:10:07,223 - Look, I was thinking, maybe if you... 1078 01:10:07,413 --> 01:10:09,265 - Archie, mate, I was thinking that maybe you should do 1079 01:10:09,289 --> 01:10:10,582 what I asked you to do, 1080 01:10:10,874 --> 01:10:12,185 which was clean up the table, please, mate. 1081 01:10:12,209 --> 01:10:13,419 You made that mess. 1082 01:10:13,711 --> 01:10:15,462 What, are you getting drunk again, are you? 1083 01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:19,007 - I'm not getting drunk, mate. I'm just trying to clean up. 1084 01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:21,093 - Where are all the sharp knives? 1085 01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:22,594 Hey? 1086 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:25,431 - Bull, it's not too late to go back. 1087 01:10:25,723 --> 01:10:26,932 - Come on, mate. 1088 01:10:27,224 --> 01:10:30,853 You saw how she played us all, eh? 1089 01:10:31,145 --> 01:10:33,856 - What happened on the beach? 1090 01:10:34,148 --> 01:10:37,609 - A little fight. 1091 01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:40,988 It's like that, Grummy. 1092 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,991 Now, I've seen it on the cooking shows... 1093 01:10:44,283 --> 01:10:46,285 Take all the flesh out, clean it all up, 1094 01:10:46,577 --> 01:10:47,578 whack it back in. 1095 01:10:47,870 --> 01:10:51,039 Bloody marvelous. 1096 01:10:51,331 --> 01:10:53,459 Grum. Want to taste some? 1097 01:10:53,751 --> 01:10:55,586 - No. - No? 1098 01:10:55,878 --> 01:10:57,087 It's sashimi. 1099 01:10:57,379 --> 01:10:59,131 Sam's favorite. 1100 01:10:59,423 --> 01:11:01,103 Make sure I get all the scales out, though. 1101 01:11:01,258 --> 01:11:02,509 Eh? That's the key. 1102 01:11:02,801 --> 01:11:04,470 She's gonna love it, isn't she? 1103 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:06,929 Oh, look at that. 1104 01:11:07,097 --> 01:11:09,308 Sashimi aplenty. 1105 01:11:14,855 --> 01:11:16,648 Hey, Bobby. 1106 01:11:16,940 --> 01:11:19,109 You know I said I would hate anything to happen to you. 1107 01:11:19,401 --> 01:11:20,401 Oh, I was bullshitting. 1108 01:11:20,652 --> 01:11:21,695 - No! No! Stop! 1109 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:25,324 You silly bugger! 1110 01:11:25,616 --> 01:11:27,785 Bobby, you can't go up and over, Bobby! 1111 01:11:28,076 --> 01:11:29,661 - Oh! 1112 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,497 - Grab here, mate. 1113 01:11:31,789 --> 01:11:33,999 Let me come over. Come on, I'll give you a hand. 1114 01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:45,469 Jumped the queue, mate. 1115 01:11:45,761 --> 01:11:48,514 Eh? 1116 01:11:48,806 --> 01:11:50,182 You little snake. 1117 01:11:50,474 --> 01:11:51,767 You know the rules. 1118 01:11:52,059 --> 01:11:54,228 Rules of the water. 1119 01:12:07,241 --> 01:12:09,243 Bingo. 1120 01:12:17,501 --> 01:12:21,338 I've made us dinner. So... 1121 01:12:21,630 --> 01:12:23,215 Come on. 1122 01:12:23,507 --> 01:12:24,883 All right. 1123 01:12:25,175 --> 01:12:28,512 And, Sam, you can leave the bug spray behind this time. 1124 01:12:28,804 --> 01:12:33,016 My little joke. 1125 01:12:33,308 --> 01:12:36,812 I'd hate for this to, you know, get spoiled, so... 1126 01:12:37,104 --> 01:12:39,773 Come on. 1127 01:12:54,121 --> 01:12:55,706 Oh. 1128 01:12:55,998 --> 01:12:58,876 What a pleasant surprise. 1129 01:12:59,167 --> 01:13:03,589 Now, as you'll see, I run a very tight ship. 1130 01:13:03,881 --> 01:13:05,883 Except for you, Sam. 1131 01:13:06,174 --> 01:13:09,845 Now, our little friend here... Eh, there he is. 1132 01:13:10,137 --> 01:13:13,390 Look at him, enjoying the sunset. 1133 01:13:13,682 --> 01:13:15,893 He's gonna stay right where he is. 1134 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:18,228 Okay? 1135 01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,898 If there's any sign of mutiny, well... 1136 01:13:21,189 --> 01:13:23,108 - Ah! - Toobs! 1137 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,110 - Come on, let's eat. Alex? 1138 01:13:25,402 --> 01:13:26,612 Come on, let's go. 1139 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,781 Toobsy, what are you doing, mate? 1140 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,073 What are you doing? 1141 01:13:31,158 --> 01:13:32,158 - Help. 1142 01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:34,328 Hey. 1143 01:13:36,830 --> 01:13:38,790 Let's make this special. This is gonna be nice. 1144 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,602 Now, everybody's got a little name tag. 1145 01:13:40,667 --> 01:13:42,227 Toobsy, I think you're over there, mate. 1146 01:13:42,252 --> 01:13:45,088 Go and have a little squeeze at your card, name card. 1147 01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,090 Look at this, eh? 1148 01:13:47,382 --> 01:13:48,550 Class, Archie. 1149 01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:50,928 Look at this, Sam. Hmm? 1150 01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:53,513 I know, a little surprise for you. 1151 01:13:59,436 --> 01:14:01,480 Well, now, Sam, 1152 01:14:01,772 --> 01:14:05,025 I know that you love sashimi, so... 1153 01:14:05,317 --> 01:14:06,693 Hmm? Hmm? 1154 01:14:06,985 --> 01:14:09,321 Have a bit of bloody sashimi. 1155 01:14:09,613 --> 01:14:12,240 Look at that. Eh? 1156 01:14:12,532 --> 01:14:14,034 Eh, isn't this nice? 1157 01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:16,161 Huh? Candles? 1158 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:19,498 Hey, Alex, 1159 01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:23,293 I had no idea that you were such a good doco maker. 1160 01:14:23,585 --> 01:14:26,713 Hmm? Be proud of her, Toobsy. 1161 01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:32,344 I particularly liked one little sequence that you had. 1162 01:14:42,229 --> 01:14:45,607 - Fuck! 1163 01:14:45,899 --> 01:14:48,026 - Is that you, Toobsy? Eh? 1164 01:14:48,318 --> 01:14:49,861 Recognize that? Hey? 1165 01:14:50,153 --> 01:14:51,321 Look at that. 1166 01:14:51,613 --> 01:14:52,973 That's bloody wild. Listen to that. 1167 01:14:53,073 --> 01:14:54,073 That's hot, that is. 1168 01:14:54,324 --> 01:14:57,661 Eh, look at that. Eh? 1169 01:14:57,953 --> 01:14:59,705 Have a look, Sam. 1170 01:14:59,997 --> 01:15:03,834 Look at that. Yeah. 1171 01:15:04,126 --> 01:15:05,877 Grummy, have a look, mate. Have a look. 1172 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:07,169 She's very talented. 1173 01:15:07,379 --> 01:15:10,007 You're very talented. 1174 01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:11,591 Lover. 1175 01:15:18,724 --> 01:15:22,269 Listen to that. Hmm? 1176 01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,921 What, did you think you were alone? 1177 01:15:29,443 --> 01:15:33,321 Hey, Alex... 1178 01:15:33,613 --> 01:15:34,656 You love Toobs? 1179 01:15:34,948 --> 01:15:36,199 - You've got to stop this. 1180 01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:38,577 - Sorry, did I ask you to speak, Toobs? 1181 01:15:38,869 --> 01:15:40,537 Did I? 1182 01:15:40,829 --> 01:15:42,581 I'll tell you what, mate. 1183 01:15:42,873 --> 01:15:44,166 How about, um, 1184 01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:47,586 you shut the fuck up, okay? 1185 01:15:47,878 --> 01:15:49,379 I swear to god, you shut the fuck up 1186 01:15:49,671 --> 01:15:53,842 because I will fuck you up. 1187 01:15:59,848 --> 01:16:03,101 Show me, then. 1188 01:16:03,393 --> 01:16:05,145 - What? - Come on. 1189 01:16:05,437 --> 01:16:06,938 Give him a kiss. 1190 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,230 Come on. Come on. 1191 01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:09,816 Come here. Come here. 1192 01:16:10,108 --> 01:16:12,652 Look out. Look out, big fella, eh? 1193 01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:16,531 Hey, come here. Come on. Come on. 1194 01:16:16,823 --> 01:16:18,784 Come on. Kiss him. On the lips. 1195 01:16:19,076 --> 01:16:21,953 On the lips. On the lips, lips, lips. 1196 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:24,623 That's nice, that is. That's nice. 1197 01:16:24,915 --> 01:16:28,085 There you go. Eh? 1198 01:16:28,376 --> 01:16:29,586 Beautiful. 1199 01:16:32,631 --> 01:16:34,299 Hey? Oh... 1200 01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:36,676 That's bloody lovely, that is. 1201 01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:40,388 Eh? Eh? 1202 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,315 Got to love a double date, don't you? 1203 01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:51,775 Hmm? 1204 01:16:52,067 --> 01:16:53,707 Look at those two. Sam, look at those two. 1205 01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:54,986 Hmm? Look at them. Look at them. 1206 01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:59,324 Hey, get a bloody room. Get a room, you two. 1207 01:16:59,616 --> 01:17:03,203 Hey, Sam, 1208 01:17:03,495 --> 01:17:10,710 I know we've only been together a couple of days... 1209 01:17:11,002 --> 01:17:14,089 The party's just begun. 1210 01:17:14,381 --> 01:17:15,861 You don't want to go home yet, do you? 1211 01:17:16,133 --> 01:17:17,926 Eh? 1212 01:17:18,218 --> 01:17:19,845 Do you, Sam? 1213 01:17:20,137 --> 01:17:21,817 You know, there are certain lessons in life 1214 01:17:21,972 --> 01:17:27,060 that everyone has to learn. 1215 01:17:27,352 --> 01:17:29,813 This is your one. 1216 01:17:30,105 --> 01:17:34,192 Bobby will get over it. 1217 01:17:34,484 --> 01:17:35,527 Oh, shit. 1218 01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:37,904 Bobby. 1219 01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:43,034 Hey, Bobby baby! 1220 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:44,828 You all right down there, buddy? 1221 01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:46,973 Hey, no, what the fucking hell are you doing, Toobs? 1222 01:17:46,997 --> 01:17:47,706 Sit the fuck down! 1223 01:17:47,998 --> 01:17:50,000 Shut up and sit down! 1224 01:17:50,292 --> 01:17:51,668 Sorry, mate. 1225 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,337 Just getting a little bit carried away in here. 1226 01:17:54,629 --> 01:17:56,840 But hang in there! 1227 01:17:59,384 --> 01:18:01,928 Eh? 1228 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:04,389 Hang in there. 1229 01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:07,392 Having a little joke. 1230 01:18:07,684 --> 01:18:09,269 Come on. 1231 01:18:09,561 --> 01:18:11,605 Eh? 1232 01:18:24,409 --> 01:18:27,329 - Hey, Alex. 1233 01:18:27,621 --> 01:18:32,500 You know what would be romantic? 1234 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:36,463 You could shoot us at it. Huh? 1235 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:38,590 Be a good bit for the doco. 1236 01:18:38,882 --> 01:18:42,427 You see, that's what surf vids are lacking these days, I think. 1237 01:18:42,719 --> 01:18:46,348 A little bit of bloody depth. 1238 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:50,602 - How about... 1239 01:18:50,894 --> 01:18:52,694 How about we do a little bit of something now? 1240 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:54,314 Like, you just... 1241 01:18:54,606 --> 01:18:58,068 We could do a bit of it, an intro sort of, you know? 1242 01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,321 We could do a bit of one-on-one, but you have to sit over here, 1243 01:19:01,613 --> 01:19:03,448 and then I can... 1244 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:04,950 I could get a single of you, 1245 01:19:05,242 --> 01:19:07,452 and we can do a bit of... An interview? 1246 01:19:07,744 --> 01:19:09,663 How do you feel about that? 1247 01:19:09,955 --> 01:19:11,748 - Great. Great. 1248 01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:12,749 Here you go. 1249 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:15,710 This is why... eh? 1250 01:19:16,002 --> 01:19:18,880 Here's your camera here. Yep. 1251 01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:22,592 What are you like, bloody... Bloody Parkinson? 1252 01:19:22,884 --> 01:19:24,261 Eh? 1253 01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:26,432 Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is the bull. 1254 01:19:26,596 --> 01:19:27,722 Come on down. 1255 01:19:28,014 --> 01:19:29,474 Let's do it. 1256 01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:32,811 How do I look, Grummy? 1257 01:19:33,103 --> 01:19:34,980 Grummy? Archie? How do I look? 1258 01:19:35,272 --> 01:19:36,523 - Good. - Good? 1259 01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,651 Hey, Sam. Sam. Sam. 1260 01:19:39,943 --> 01:19:42,779 How do I look? 1261 01:19:43,071 --> 01:19:44,239 Okay? 1262 01:19:49,869 --> 01:19:53,707 - What makes bull the legend? 1263 01:19:57,127 --> 01:19:58,687 - What kind of a silly question is that? 1264 01:19:58,753 --> 01:20:00,233 You can't ask me. I can't answer that. 1265 01:20:00,297 --> 01:20:01,840 I'm gonna sound like a bloody wanker. 1266 01:20:02,132 --> 01:20:03,550 - No, you won't. 1267 01:20:03,842 --> 01:20:05,082 - You've got ask somebody else. 1268 01:20:05,260 --> 01:20:07,637 Ask Archie. Ask the Grum. 1269 01:20:07,929 --> 01:20:08,929 Archie? 1270 01:20:13,310 --> 01:20:14,310 - I don't know. 1271 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:16,563 Surfing stuff. 1272 01:20:20,066 --> 01:20:21,860 - Yeah, and? 1273 01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:29,534 That was hopeless, mate. That was hopeless. 1274 01:20:29,826 --> 01:20:31,077 - Have you won... 1275 01:20:31,369 --> 01:20:35,540 You must have won heaps of competitions, right? 1276 01:20:35,832 --> 01:20:39,085 - No. 1277 01:20:39,377 --> 01:20:40,086 - What do you mean? 1278 01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:41,963 - I don't compete, Alex. 1279 01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:44,841 - So you've never won. 1280 01:20:45,133 --> 01:20:47,635 - No. 1281 01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:50,555 Heck... oh, does... 1282 01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:53,975 You can't lose if there's no bloody competition. 1283 01:20:57,354 --> 01:20:59,356 - Do you have many friends, bull? 1284 01:21:08,448 --> 01:21:12,410 - I've got fucking heaps of friends. 1285 01:21:12,702 --> 01:21:14,120 Look around. 1286 01:21:18,458 --> 01:21:22,212 - Fuck, man, what do you want from us? 1287 01:21:22,504 --> 01:21:24,464 - I get upset, Alex. 1288 01:21:26,966 --> 01:21:29,469 I don't want anything from us. 1289 01:21:32,305 --> 01:21:35,809 It's not from us. Okay? 1290 01:21:36,101 --> 01:21:38,645 I just want Sam. 1291 01:21:44,734 --> 01:21:48,196 Hey, Sam. 1292 01:21:52,784 --> 01:21:54,911 Would you trust me? 1293 01:22:14,264 --> 01:22:17,267 - Alex, get your camera. 1294 01:22:17,559 --> 01:22:21,896 Come on, Alex. Come on. 1295 01:22:22,188 --> 01:22:23,398 Come on, sweetheart. 1296 01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:25,251 I'll grow a fucking beard waiting for you. 1297 01:22:25,275 --> 01:22:27,115 Come on. Come on. I want you to come over here. 1298 01:22:27,318 --> 01:22:28,987 There. Stand there. 1299 01:22:29,279 --> 01:22:30,947 You cover it from there, okay? 1300 01:22:31,239 --> 01:22:32,239 Grummy, come here, mate. 1301 01:22:32,490 --> 01:22:34,159 Archie, good boy. You stand here. 1302 01:22:34,451 --> 01:22:36,161 You can be my codirector. 1303 01:22:36,453 --> 01:22:37,662 All right, that's great. 1304 01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:40,165 Sam, come on, sweetheart. Come on. 1305 01:22:40,457 --> 01:22:41,749 It's all right. It's all right. 1306 01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:44,836 Come on. Come on, Sam. 1307 01:22:45,128 --> 01:22:46,588 Come on. Come on. 1308 01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,381 Come with me. Come on over here. 1309 01:22:48,673 --> 01:22:51,426 Over here. Over here. 1310 01:22:51,718 --> 01:22:53,094 Over here. 1311 01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,471 You just stand right there. 1312 01:22:54,762 --> 01:22:57,724 That's... That's... 1313 01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:12,697 Press bloody record, Alex. 1314 01:23:12,989 --> 01:23:15,700 Now, Sam, 1315 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,911 I want you to make me a video. 1316 01:23:23,249 --> 01:23:25,710 What do we got here? 1317 01:23:26,002 --> 01:23:27,002 Oh, that's nice. 1318 01:23:28,421 --> 01:23:29,964 That'll set the mood. 1319 01:23:30,256 --> 01:23:32,884 Making it easier. 1320 01:23:33,176 --> 01:23:34,385 All right, Archie. 1321 01:23:34,677 --> 01:23:35,946 You tell her what she has to do, mate. 1322 01:23:35,970 --> 01:23:36,970 - What? 1323 01:23:37,138 --> 01:23:38,338 - Tell her what she has to do. 1324 01:23:38,473 --> 01:23:39,807 You've seen the video 1325 01:23:40,099 --> 01:23:42,477 - bull, please, you can't make me say that. 1326 01:23:42,769 --> 01:23:44,145 - Come on, mate, please. 1327 01:23:44,437 --> 01:23:46,165 What does she do in the video? You explained it to me. 1328 01:23:46,189 --> 01:23:47,565 What does she do? 1329 01:23:47,857 --> 01:23:49,335 - You can't be serious. I'm not talking about... 1330 01:23:49,359 --> 01:23:51,079 - come on, Archie! What are you doing, mate? 1331 01:23:51,236 --> 01:23:53,279 You've told me. Just tell... tell her what to do! 1332 01:23:53,571 --> 01:23:55,156 - She takes her top off first. 1333 01:23:55,448 --> 01:23:56,824 - Do better than that, Archie. 1334 01:23:57,116 --> 01:23:59,202 You know, she's rubbing her tits and all over the guy 1335 01:23:59,494 --> 01:24:01,371 and, ahh, sexy. 1336 01:24:01,663 --> 01:24:03,039 - I'm not saying any more. 1337 01:24:03,331 --> 01:24:04,749 - Is that it, is it? - Yeah. 1338 01:24:05,041 --> 01:24:09,128 - Ah... Come on, Sam. 1339 01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:12,048 You know what to do. 1340 01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,926 - Bull, please. Come on. 1341 01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:19,597 - Don't make me drown the prick. 1342 01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:23,685 You don't want that on your conscience. 1343 01:24:26,521 --> 01:24:29,440 Come on. 1344 01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:33,111 And make it nice. 1345 01:24:58,803 --> 01:25:02,682 Lordy, that look in your eye. 1346 01:25:02,974 --> 01:25:04,309 Jesus. 1347 01:25:04,601 --> 01:25:06,201 Grummy, what do you reckon of that, mate? 1348 01:25:06,477 --> 01:25:07,520 Oh, what's that about? 1349 01:25:07,812 --> 01:25:09,272 Don't! Don't! 1350 01:25:09,564 --> 01:25:12,817 Don't ruin this for me! 1351 01:25:13,109 --> 01:25:16,279 Stay there! 1352 01:25:16,571 --> 01:25:17,697 - Ugh! Ugh! 1353 01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,168 - Come on, Sam. Where are you going? 1354 01:25:32,211 --> 01:25:33,379 - Bull! 1355 01:25:36,257 --> 01:25:37,257 - No! 1356 01:25:37,342 --> 01:25:38,843 - Go, Sam! 1357 01:25:40,345 --> 01:25:43,473 - Go, Sam! 1358 01:25:43,765 --> 01:25:45,516 Oh! 1359 01:25:54,984 --> 01:25:56,361 - This is how it's gonna be? 1360 01:25:56,653 --> 01:25:59,155 Is this how it's gonna be? 1361 01:25:59,447 --> 01:26:03,034 - Ah! 1362 01:26:03,326 --> 01:26:04,327 - Oh, Alex. 1363 01:26:04,619 --> 01:26:05,638 You and me, we can play later. 1364 01:26:05,662 --> 01:26:07,747 But one thing at a time, okay? 1365 01:26:18,091 --> 01:26:20,051 Ah! 1366 01:26:30,561 --> 01:26:32,021 Ah! 1367 01:26:38,277 --> 01:26:40,863 Love a girl who plays hard to get, Sam. 1368 01:27:03,886 --> 01:27:06,264 Makin' it too easy, Sam. 1369 01:27:14,731 --> 01:27:15,982 Where are you going? 1370 01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:17,775 Hey, where are you going? 1371 01:27:19,736 --> 01:27:21,112 - Where are you going? Hey? 1372 01:27:21,404 --> 01:27:23,030 Come on, sweetheart. 1373 01:27:26,492 --> 01:27:28,661 - Toobs! 1374 01:27:28,953 --> 01:27:30,288 - Come on, let's just finish this. 1375 01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:32,498 Sammy, come on. 1376 01:27:32,790 --> 01:27:35,835 Hey. Hey. 1377 01:27:36,127 --> 01:27:37,378 Oh, Toobsy. 1378 01:27:37,670 --> 01:27:39,338 You look a little worked up there, mate. 1379 01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:42,258 Bobby, where did you come from? 1380 01:27:42,550 --> 01:27:45,511 Oh, come on, fellas. Come on. 1381 01:27:45,803 --> 01:27:48,765 All this fuss over one little cunt. 1382 01:27:50,767 --> 01:27:52,685 - Oh! 1383 01:28:00,193 --> 01:28:02,820 - Just finish him! 1384 01:28:16,751 --> 01:28:17,960 - Sam. 1385 01:28:46,405 --> 01:28:47,448 Crack! 1386 01:29:16,769 --> 01:29:19,105 - I owe you one. 1387 01:29:21,941 --> 01:29:23,776 - No, you don't. 1388 01:29:30,616 --> 01:29:33,828 - Sam, how are you doing? 1389 01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:35,955 - I'm gonna be fine. 1390 01:29:50,303 --> 01:29:52,930 - It's gonna take a long time to get back. 1391 01:29:53,222 --> 01:29:55,933 - And then what will happen to him? 1392 01:29:56,225 --> 01:29:59,812 - Probably nothing. 1393 01:30:00,104 --> 01:30:04,233 He has to be tried here. 1394 01:30:04,525 --> 01:30:05,565 He can't be tried at home. 1395 01:30:05,776 --> 01:30:08,112 - Toobs. 1396 01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:21,560 What? 1397 01:31:25,731 --> 01:31:27,483 Sam. 1398 01:31:47,211 --> 01:31:49,088 Sam! 1399 01:31:52,049 --> 01:31:54,802 Sam! 1400 01:32:02,101 --> 01:32:04,186 Sam! 1401 01:32:16,157 --> 01:32:19,201 You knew it was me on the beach. 85879