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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,831 ♪♪ 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,108 CHECK IT OUT, GUYS. 3 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:12,040 LOOK WHO'S GONNA BE A HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE. 4 00:00:12,043 --> 00:00:13,913 PROVED YOU WRONG, HUH, MR. KOLB? 5 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,724 I GUESS PIGS CAN FLY. 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,919 WELL, THE LOOK WORKS FOR YOU, BUDDY. 7 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:23,491 UGH. SO DRAB. 8 00:00:23,494 --> 00:00:26,264 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF MAKING A FEW CHANGES TO MINE. 9 00:00:29,100 --> 00:00:31,330 ME TOO. FOR OUT OF TOWNERS THAT CAN'T MAKE IT, 10 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,302 I'LL BE LIVE STREAMING THE WHOLE CEREMONY... 11 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:36,135 FROM MY TASSEL CAM. 12 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,067 EXTREME GRADUATION. 13 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,040 NOSTRIL ZOOM. 14 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,024 OH, SNOT BOULDER AHEAD. 15 00:00:45,015 --> 00:00:46,245 WANT ME TO GET THAT FOR YOU? 16 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:48,347 UH, NO, THANKS, DEZ. 17 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,279 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 18 00:00:50,281 --> 00:00:52,721 THEY WON'T LET ME PICK UP MY CAP AND GOWN. 19 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:55,063 APPARENTLY I HAVE AN OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOK 20 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,155 FROM FRESHMAN YEAR THAT I NEVER RETURNED. 21 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:58,728 SO RETURN IT? 22 00:00:58,729 --> 00:01:00,489 I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. 23 00:01:00,491 --> 00:01:02,061 IT'S BEEN FOUR YEARS. 24 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,662 IF I DON'T RETURN THAT BOOK, 25 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,274 THEY WON'T LET ME PARTICIPATE IN THE GRADUATION CEREMONY. 26 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:08,497 AND I'M SUPPOSED TO GIVE THE BIGGEST SPEECH OF MY LIFE 27 00:01:08,499 --> 00:01:10,339 IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY 28 00:01:10,341 --> 00:01:12,301 LEAVING A LEGACY THAT WILL PAVE MY WAY 29 00:01:12,303 --> 00:01:15,083 TO BEING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! 30 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:18,407 EXTREME LOSER CAM. 31 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:23,081 (theme music playing) 32 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,285 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 33 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:30,518 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 34 00:01:30,521 --> 00:01:33,721 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD, YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 35 00:01:33,724 --> 00:01:36,874 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 36 00:01:36,867 --> 00:01:39,897 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 37 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:41,400 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY HEY ♪ 38 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:44,072 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 39 00:01:44,074 --> 00:01:47,814 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 40 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:51,238 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 41 00:01:51,242 --> 00:01:54,192 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 42 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:55,615 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA" ♪ 43 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,186 ♪ YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 44 00:01:57,188 --> 00:02:00,248 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 45 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:03,451 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 46 00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:06,364 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 47 00:02:06,357 --> 00:02:09,627 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 48 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:18,938 -TRISH! -AAH! 49 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,669 X PLUS Y EQUALS Y TIMES Q. 50 00:02:22,313 --> 00:02:24,523 WAIT. WHAT TIME IS IT? 51 00:02:24,515 --> 00:02:25,915 IS ALGEBRA OVER? 52 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:27,816 YEAH. ABOUT THREE HOURS AGO. 53 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:30,720 THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE'S ABOUT TO MEET. 54 00:02:30,721 --> 00:02:32,251 WANNA SEE THE LAYOUT? 55 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,683 NOT SO FAST, RED. 56 00:02:33,684 --> 00:02:35,634 (dramatic guitar playing) 57 00:02:35,626 --> 00:02:38,256 DID YOU CLEAR THAT WITH THE REST OF THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE? 58 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,459 I.E., 59 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:40,530 ME? 60 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,363 CHUCK? 61 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,444 YOU TWO ARE IN THE COMMITTEE TOGETHER? 62 00:02:45,436 --> 00:02:47,236 WE PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES 63 00:02:47,238 --> 00:02:49,798 IN THE INTEREST OF CREATING A GREAT YEARBOOK. 64 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:50,840 YEAH. 65 00:02:50,841 --> 00:02:53,171 I DECIDED TO BE THE BETTER MAN. 66 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,813 ACTUALLY, 67 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:56,645 I'M THE BETTER BETTER MAN. 68 00:02:56,647 --> 00:02:57,877 OH, YEAH? 69 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,408 WELL, I'M SO MUCH BETTER 70 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:01,750 THAT INSTEAD OF A BEST MAN AT A WEDDING, 71 00:03:01,752 --> 00:03:03,252 THEY HAVE A CHUCK MAN. 72 00:03:04,715 --> 00:03:06,115 OH, YEAH? 73 00:03:06,116 --> 00:03:07,516 I'M SO MUCH BETTER, 74 00:03:07,518 --> 00:03:09,958 THAT INSTEAD OF A DOG WINNING "BEST IN SHOW", 75 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,360 THEY WIN "DEZ IN SHOW." 76 00:03:12,663 --> 00:03:13,823 OH, YEAH? 77 00:03:13,824 --> 00:03:15,434 WELL, I'M SO MUCH BETTER, 78 00:03:15,426 --> 00:03:17,366 THAT INSTEAD OF B.F.F.s, 79 00:03:17,368 --> 00:03:18,598 THEY HAVE C.F.F.s, 80 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:20,770 CHUCK FRIENDS FOREVER. 81 00:03:23,234 --> 00:03:24,444 I'LL SETTLE THIS. 82 00:03:24,435 --> 00:03:25,705 YOU'RE BOTH THE WORST. 83 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,576 LET ME SEE THIS YEARBOOK LAYOUT. 84 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,540 OTHER PEOPLE, 85 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:32,312 OTHER PEOPLE, 86 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,683 NOT ME. 87 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:35,254 HEY. 88 00:03:35,246 --> 00:03:36,816 THERE'S ONLY ONE PICTURE OF ME 89 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,447 IN THE ENTIRE ACTIVITIES SECTION. 90 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:40,219 AND I'M NAPPING. 91 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,150 WELL, IT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY. 92 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:44,802 I SHOULD BE ALL OVER THIS YEARBOOK. 93 00:03:44,795 --> 00:03:47,955 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A BUNCH OF NEW PICTURES OF ME. 94 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,498 OKAY. 95 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,100 BUT I GOTTA WARN YOU, 96 00:03:51,101 --> 00:03:52,901 THE LADIES WHO POSE FOR ME 97 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,373 OFTEN FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME. 98 00:03:56,507 --> 00:03:57,767 YEAH, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 99 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:02,942 OH, HEY, ALLY. 100 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,823 IS THAT THAT LIBRARY BOOK YOU WERE LOOKING FOR? 101 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:06,945 NO, BUT I FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO IT. 102 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:12,180 THIS IS MY DAILY PLANNER FROM FRESHMAN YEAR. 103 00:04:14,385 --> 00:04:16,255 HEY, IT'S MY NAME. 104 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,556 AWW, AND IT HAS A LITTLE STAR NEXT TO IT. 105 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,530 THAT'S AN ASTERISK. 106 00:04:22,493 --> 00:04:24,373 IT CORRESPONDS TO THIS NOTE AT THE BOTTOM 107 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,935 THAT SAYS YOU BORROWED THE LIBRARY BOOK I'M MISSING. 108 00:04:28,699 --> 00:04:31,099 WHY WOULD I BORROW SOME BOOK ON MEDIEVAL HISTORY? 109 00:04:32,303 --> 00:04:34,073 WAIT, WHY WOULD I BORROW A BOOK? 110 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,676 IT WAS FOR A CLASS. 111 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,247 I LENT IT TO YOU 112 00:04:38,248 --> 00:04:39,878 AND YOU NEVER RETURNED IT. 113 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,880 YOU HAVE TO FIND IT OR I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO GRADUATION. 114 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,053 YOU KNOW, ALLY, 115 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:45,464 THIS JUST PROVES ONCE AGAIN 116 00:04:45,456 --> 00:04:47,186 NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES FROM READING. 117 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,358 JUST FIND IT! 118 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,261 GO! GO GO GO GO GO! 119 00:04:55,366 --> 00:04:56,926 DEZ, I SEARCHED MY WHOLE HOUSE 120 00:04:56,927 --> 00:04:58,267 AND ALLY'S BOOK ISN'T THERE. 121 00:04:58,268 --> 00:05:00,028 BUT I DID FIND THIS IN THE LOST AND FOUND. 122 00:05:00,030 --> 00:05:02,100 IT'S MY OLD BACKPACK FROM FRESHMAN YEAR. 123 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,532 EW. 124 00:05:03,534 --> 00:05:05,514 MY OLD LUNCH FROM FRESHMAN YEAR. 125 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,377 OOH, GREEN FLAVORED DONUT. 126 00:05:08,379 --> 00:05:09,709 I LOVE VINTAGE FOOD. 127 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:15,623 THIS IS THE BACKPACK I HAD WHEN I BORROWED ALLY'S BOOK. 128 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,446 IT HAS TO BE IN HERE. 129 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:19,048 ARE DONUTS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TAILS? 130 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:24,402 HAIRSPRAY, HAIR GEL, HAIR MOUSSE, 131 00:05:24,395 --> 00:05:25,655 HAIRBRUSH. 132 00:05:26,657 --> 00:05:28,127 OH MAN, NO BOOK! 133 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:29,658 ALLY'S GONNA KILL ME! 134 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:30,930 OOH, CAN I HAVE THAT HAIR BRUSH? 135 00:05:37,368 --> 00:05:38,638 AUSTIN, THERE YOU ARE. 136 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,369 PLEASE TELL ME YOU FOUND THE BOOK. 137 00:05:40,371 --> 00:05:41,941 UHH... 138 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,642 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 139 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,124 I DID FIND YOUR BOOK. 140 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:48,276 IT WAS IN THIS OLD BACKPACK. 141 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:49,518 OH, THAT IS GREAT. 142 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,780 WHAT A RELIEF. 143 00:05:50,781 --> 00:05:52,551 I WAS SO WORRIED THAT YOU WOULDN'T FIND IT 144 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:54,563 AND MY GRADUATION WOULD BE RUINED. 145 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,785 YEAH, THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE. 146 00:05:56,787 --> 00:05:59,487 SO GIVE ME THE BOOK, AND I'LL GO RETURN IT. 147 00:05:59,490 --> 00:06:01,430 YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE... 148 00:06:01,432 --> 00:06:03,662 I ALREADY RETURNED IT FOR YOU. 149 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,204 OH. 150 00:06:05,195 --> 00:06:07,235 THANK YOU. YOU'RE THE BEST. 151 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,639 WELL, I GUESS I CAN GO PICK UP MY CAP AND GOWN NOW. 152 00:06:11,642 --> 00:06:13,472 YOU CAN'T DO THAT EITHER 153 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,654 BECAUSE I... 154 00:06:14,645 --> 00:06:16,405 ALSO PICKED THAT UP FOR YOU. 155 00:06:18,108 --> 00:06:19,678 IT LOOKS KIND OF BIG. 156 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,780 WELL, IT WAS THE LAST ONE. 157 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:23,251 REALLY? WHEN I WAS THERE THEY HAD HUNDREDS-- 158 00:06:23,253 --> 00:06:24,463 THE LAST ONE. 159 00:06:24,455 --> 00:06:26,115 THAT'S OKAY. 160 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:27,716 I AM JUST HAPPY TO HAVE IT. 161 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:31,290 -(sighs) -AUSTIN. 162 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:33,061 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LIE TO ME LIKE THAT. 163 00:06:33,063 --> 00:06:35,003 YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T FIND ALLY'S BOOK. 164 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,795 I DIDN'T. I WAS LYING TO ALLY. 165 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,298 I COULDN'T TELL HER THE TRUTH. 166 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:40,369 OH, I CAN. 167 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:41,570 -ALLY! -SHH! 168 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,543 I HAVE A PLAN TO GET THE BOOK. 169 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:48,206 I'LL JUST ORDER ANOTHER COPY ONLINE. 170 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,438 OKAY, HERE IT IS. 171 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,511 "OUT OF PRINT"? 172 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,942 OH NO, THERE ARE NO COPIES AVAILABLE. 173 00:06:53,944 --> 00:06:55,924 HEY, IT'S OKAY, BUDDY. 174 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,016 YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND GOOD-LOOKING. 175 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,188 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH GETTING THE BOOK? 176 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:03,450 NOTHING. IT JUST MEANS YOU CAN GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND WHEN ALLY DUMPS YOU. 177 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,113 DEZ, GREAT NEWS. 178 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:18,135 SOMEONE'S AUCTIONING A COPY OF ALLY'S MISSING LIBRARY BOOK. 179 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,838 OOH, LOOK! THEY'RE ALSO SELLING AN ORIGINAL MY TINY TIGER FIGURINE. 180 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,212 OH, I LOVE THIS ONE. 181 00:07:23,213 --> 00:07:24,953 IT'S RAINBOW ROAR. (roars) 182 00:07:26,016 --> 00:07:27,046 I'M GONNA PUT IN A BID. 183 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:28,177 DEZ! 184 00:07:28,178 --> 00:07:29,718 I HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON THE AUCTION 185 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,780 TO MAKE SURE NO ONE OUTBIDS ME AT THE LAST MINUTE. 186 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:32,652 BESIDES, 187 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,423 RAINBOW ROAR IS LAME. 188 00:07:34,424 --> 00:07:36,534 EVERYONE KNOWS BENGAL BEAUTY'S THE BEST. 189 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:39,689 THAT'S YOUR OPINION. 190 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:42,691 ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO FINISH SETTING UP THE GREEN SCREEN. 191 00:07:42,693 --> 00:07:45,303 CHUCK AND I ARE SHOOTING SOME YEARBOOK PHOTOS FOR TRISH. 192 00:07:45,295 --> 00:07:47,735 SHE WANTS IT TO LOOK LIKE SHE'S ON ALL THE SCHOOL TEAMS. 193 00:07:47,738 --> 00:07:50,038 GUESS WHO'S ON THE TENNIS TEAM. 194 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:51,840 AND EVERY OTHER TEAM. 195 00:07:52,843 --> 00:07:55,383 TRISH, WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE IF YOU'RE ON A SPORTS TEAM? 196 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,775 I'M GONNA SHOW THIS YEARBOOK TO MY KIDS SOMEDAY. 197 00:07:57,778 --> 00:07:59,248 AND I DON'T WANT THEM TO THINK I WAS SOME 198 00:07:59,249 --> 00:08:01,579 LAZY SLACKER THAT DIDN'T PARTICIPATE IN ANYTHING. 199 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:03,612 SO YOU'RE GONNA LIE TO THEM? 200 00:08:03,614 --> 00:08:04,724 YEAH. 201 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:05,915 YOU LIE ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES 202 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:07,856 SO YOUR CHILDREN DON'T MAKE THE SAME ONES. 203 00:08:07,858 --> 00:08:08,958 AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT MY DAD SAID. 204 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,290 THOUGH HE COULD HAVE BEEN LYING. 205 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:14,422 OKAY. ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT. 206 00:08:14,424 --> 00:08:16,274 SWING THAT RACKET, TRISHY-KINS. 207 00:08:17,828 --> 00:08:19,728 GOOD, GOOD. 208 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:20,930 GAME, SET, 209 00:08:20,931 --> 00:08:22,401 BEAUTIFUL. 210 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,576 (chanting) TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, 211 00:08:27,578 --> 00:08:29,338 CHUCK IS MAKING YOU LOOK GREAT. 212 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:33,512 HOP FOR ME, SNOW BUNNY. 213 00:08:35,485 --> 00:08:36,645 WE LIVE IN MIAMI. 214 00:08:36,647 --> 00:08:37,917 WE DON'T HAVE A SKI TEAM. 215 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,318 WE DO NOW. 216 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,589 THAT HAT LOOKS ADORABLE ON HER. 217 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:49,257 IN THE INTEREST OF KEEPING THIS PROFESSIONAL, 218 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:50,259 I HAVE TO ASK, 219 00:08:51,261 --> 00:08:52,461 ARE YOU LOVING ON ME YET? 220 00:08:54,364 --> 00:08:55,844 IF I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU, 221 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:56,966 WOULD I FEEL LIKE THROWING UP RIGHT NOW? 222 00:08:58,008 --> 00:08:59,468 POSSIBLY. 223 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:01,709 EVERY LADY REACTS DIFFERENTLY. 224 00:09:04,715 --> 00:09:06,945 15 MORE SECONDS AND THE BOOK IS MINE. 225 00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:09,877 OKAY, NOW LET ME SEE YOU THROW THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN PASS. 226 00:09:10,981 --> 00:09:12,981 10, NINE-- 227 00:09:12,983 --> 00:09:14,553 OH NO, SOMEONE JUST OUTBID ME. 228 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,834 GO LONG! 229 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:18,858 DEZ! 230 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:21,030 WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? 231 00:09:22,032 --> 00:09:23,992 YOU JUST MADE ME LOSE THE AUCTION. 232 00:09:23,994 --> 00:09:26,044 AND MY COMPUTER'S NOT WORKING. 233 00:09:26,036 --> 00:09:28,596 SORRY. I'LL BUY YOU A NEW COMPUTER ONLINE. 234 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,243 YOUR COMPUTER'S NOT WORKING. 235 00:09:42,212 --> 00:09:44,512 I DID IT. I GOT IT. I GOT THE BOOK. 236 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:46,124 HOW? I THOUGHT YOU LOST THE AUCTION. 237 00:09:46,116 --> 00:09:48,656 I DID. BUT THEN I STARTED CALLING RARE BOOK SELLERS 238 00:09:48,659 --> 00:09:49,789 ALL OVER FLORIDA, 239 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,720 AND I FINALLY FOUND A COPY IN TALLAHASSEE. 240 00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:53,822 TOOK ME 12 HOURS TO DRIVE THERE AND BACK. 241 00:09:53,824 --> 00:09:55,734 NOT INCLUDING THE 45 MINUTE DETOUR I MADE 242 00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:57,926 TO SEE THE WORLD'S LARGEST PAPER CLIP. 243 00:09:57,928 --> 00:09:59,098 OOH. WAS IT COOL? 244 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,129 YEAH. 245 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:02,030 AND THE GIFT SHOP WAS THE BEST PART. 246 00:10:02,032 --> 00:10:04,472 THEY SELL THESE MINI WORLD'S LARGEST PAPER CLIPS, 247 00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:06,344 AND IT WAS ONLY 25 BUCKS. 248 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:08,838 AWW. 249 00:10:08,839 --> 00:10:11,009 SO MUCH COOLER THAN A REGULAR PAPER CLIP. 250 00:10:13,143 --> 00:10:15,153 ANYWAY, NOW I JUST NEED TO RETURN THIS BOOK 251 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,945 TO THE LIBRARY BEFORE ALLY FINDS OUT. 252 00:10:16,947 --> 00:10:18,187 BEFORE ALLY FINDS OUT WHAT? 253 00:10:19,189 --> 00:10:20,649 UH... 254 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:21,821 HEY, ALLY. 255 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,822 I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO FIND OUT 256 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,834 THAT I... 257 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:28,556 GOT YOU A REALLY GREAT GRADUATION PRESENT. 258 00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:30,998 OH, THAT IS SO SWEET. 259 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:32,701 WAIT, WE'RE BUYING EACH OTHER GIFTS NOW? 260 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:36,874 HEY, WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME REHEARSE MY SPEECH? 261 00:10:36,867 --> 00:10:39,137 OOH, DOES IT HAVE A LOT OF WORDS IN IT? 262 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,909 'CAUSE IF SO, NO. 263 00:10:40,911 --> 00:10:42,141 OKAY. 264 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,712 AUSTIN WILL LISTEN TO IT THEN. 265 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:45,945 YOU READY, TRISH? 266 00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:49,547 HEY, WHICH DO YOU THINK BRINGS OUT MY EYES MORE? 267 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,979 THE TEST TUBE OR THE PETRI DISH? 268 00:10:51,982 --> 00:10:53,882 UH... 269 00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:54,894 NEITHER. 270 00:10:57,988 --> 00:11:01,428 "SO AS WE GO FORTH INTO THIS WORLD OF UNCERTAINTY..." 271 00:11:01,431 --> 00:11:04,701 I'M THINKING I'LL START TEARING UP RIGHT ABOUT HERE. 272 00:11:04,695 --> 00:11:05,835 AUSTIN! 273 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,537 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC? 274 00:11:08,538 --> 00:11:10,238 TRISH MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY 275 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,840 SPILLED A LITTLE SOMETHING ON THE BOOK. 276 00:11:11,842 --> 00:11:13,842 BUT DON'T WORRY, IT WAS JUST A TINY DROP. 277 00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:17,376 OF INCREDIBLY CORROSIVE ACID. 278 00:11:18,648 --> 00:11:20,748 WHY WERE YOU EVEN USING REAL ACID? 279 00:11:20,751 --> 00:11:21,951 IT WAS JUST FOR A PHOTO. 280 00:11:21,952 --> 00:11:23,112 (gasps) 281 00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:24,413 HOW DARE YOU. 282 00:11:25,615 --> 00:11:27,855 MY PHOTOGRAPHY IS A REFLECTION OF REALITY. 283 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:30,558 I'M NOT SOME HACK LIKE CHUCK. I WOULD NEVER FAKE IT. 284 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,790 THIS WHOLE PHOTO SHOOT IS FAKE! 285 00:11:34,925 --> 00:11:36,565 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY? 286 00:11:36,566 --> 00:11:37,966 I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY RETURNED THE BOOK? 287 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:38,968 I LIED, OKAY? 288 00:11:38,969 --> 00:11:40,999 I JUST NEEDED MORE TIME TO FIND IT. 289 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,871 OOH, YOU IN TROUBLE. 290 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:46,175 WELL, NOW WHAT? 291 00:11:46,176 --> 00:11:47,836 IF I DON'T GET THE BOOK BACK TO THE LIBRARY 292 00:11:47,838 --> 00:11:49,208 ALLY WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO GRADUATION, 293 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,879 SHE'LL NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN, 294 00:11:50,881 --> 00:11:53,511 AND SHE'LL NEVER BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! 295 00:11:55,085 --> 00:11:56,715 ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 296 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,786 NO ONE WILL HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER LONG, BORING GRADUATION SPEECH. 297 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,557 HOW AM I GONNA TELL ALLY I CAN'T FIND THE LIBRARY BOOK? 298 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:11,559 GRADUATION MEANS EVERYTHING TO HER. 299 00:12:11,561 --> 00:12:13,831 YOU'RE GONNA BE IN TROUBLE. 300 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:16,535 STOP SAYING THAT. 301 00:12:18,368 --> 00:12:19,568 I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA. 302 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:22,210 IF WE DESTROY THE SCHOOL, 303 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:23,912 THEN NO ONE CAN GRADUATE 304 00:12:23,914 --> 00:12:25,354 AND SHE WON'T BE MISSING ANYTHING. 305 00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:28,476 EXCEPT FOR HER BEST FRIENDS, 306 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,948 WHO WILL BE IN PRISON FOR DESTROYING THE SCHOOL. 307 00:12:31,922 --> 00:12:33,022 YOU KNOW, 308 00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:34,833 IT'S EASY TO POKE HOLES. 309 00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:37,526 WELL, 310 00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:38,887 THIS SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM. 311 00:12:38,889 --> 00:12:41,229 CAN WE GET BACK TO STAGING MY FAKE YEARBOOK PHOTOS? 312 00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,363 THAT'S IT. 313 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:46,274 YOU'VE BEEN FAKING ALL YOUR YEARBOOK PHOTOS, 314 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,596 SO WHY CAN'T WE PUT ON A FAKE GRADUATION FOR ALLY? 315 00:12:49,599 --> 00:12:50,999 THAT COULD WORK. 316 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,941 I MEAN, IT'D BE KIND OF LIKE SETTING UP A MOVIE SHOOT. 317 00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:53,943 YEAH. 318 00:12:53,944 --> 00:12:57,484 WHAT IF YOU SHOOT A GRADUATION THEMED MUSIC VIDEO 319 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,147 AND INVITE THE WHOLE SCHOOL TO BE IN IT? 320 00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:00,909 OOH, WHAT'S OUR BUDGET? 321 00:13:00,911 --> 00:13:02,881 DO YOU THINK WE COULD AFFORD CHANNING TATUM 322 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,983 TO BE THE PRINCIPAL? 323 00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:08,356 ALLY'S GONNA KNOW CHANNING TATUM ISN'T OUR PRINCIPAL. 324 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:09,988 I KNOW, BUT COME ON. 325 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,020 CHANNING TATUM. 326 00:13:12,022 --> 00:13:14,292 GUYS, FOCUS ON THE PLAN. 327 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,404 NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS ON SATURDAY 328 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,726 BECAUSE ACTUAL GRADUATION IS ON SUNDAY. 329 00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:22,128 BUT ALLY'S NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THEY CHANGED THE DATE OF GRADUATION. 330 00:13:22,132 --> 00:13:25,012 SO WE JUST HAVE TO CONVINCE ALLY THAT SATURDAY IS SUNDAY. 331 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,435 I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 332 00:13:27,437 --> 00:13:29,137 WE GET ALLY TO STAY UP LATE 333 00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,109 SO SHE'S CONFUSED WHEN SHE WAKES UP. 334 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,711 THEN WE CHANGE ALL THE CLOCKS 335 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,682 SO SHE THINKS SHE SLEPT FOR A WHOLE DAY. 336 00:13:34,684 --> 00:13:37,254 RIGHT. AND WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING, WE DRAW A MUSTACHE ON HER FACE 337 00:13:37,247 --> 00:13:38,347 WITH PERMANENT MARKER. 338 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:40,589 GREAT PLAN, GUYS. 339 00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,329 OKAY, HERE'S THE PLAN. 340 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,130 ALLY'S IN THERE PRACTICING HER SPEECH. 341 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,932 WE'RE GONNA TAKE TURNS KEEPING HER UP. 342 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,444 NO MATTER WHAT, 343 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,435 WE CAN'T LET HER FALL ASLEEP UNTIL AT LEAST MIDNIGHT. 344 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,667 OKAY. I'LL GO FIRST. 345 00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:05,624 (groans) 346 00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:07,545 I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO TALK TO HER ABOUT. 347 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,547 I GIVE UP. 348 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,483 "SO IN CONCLUSION, 349 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:16,834 "THE LITTLE GIRL WHO FOUND THAT SEASHELL 350 00:14:16,826 --> 00:14:18,056 "IS READY TO DIVE 351 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,088 INTO THAT GREAT BIG OCEAN." 352 00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:23,162 WOW. 353 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,493 THAT WAS GREAT. 354 00:14:24,494 --> 00:14:26,374 WHY DON'T YOU READ IT ONE MORE TIME? 355 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,896 REALLY? 356 00:14:27,898 --> 00:14:30,298 I'VE ALREADY READ IT TO YOU LIKE 25 TIMES. 357 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,040 YOU MUST REALLY LIKE IT. 358 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,502 I JUST LOVE IT SO MUCH. 359 00:14:36,346 --> 00:14:37,746 AWW. 360 00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:38,847 "FELLOW GRADUATES, 361 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,280 AS WE GATHER HERE TODAY..." 362 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:48,587 AUSTIN. 363 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:52,120 WHY ARE WE JOGGING IN PLACE AGAIN? 364 00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:53,962 IT'S A GREAT WAY TO CLEAR YOUR MIND 365 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:55,604 SO YOU CAN FOCUS ON YOUR SPEECH. 366 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,195 I COULD ALSO FOCUS ON MY SPEECH 367 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,068 BY FOCUSING ON MY SPEECH. 368 00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,130 COME ON. JUST ANOTHER... 369 00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:03,872 HOUR AND 15 MINUTES. 370 00:15:09,139 --> 00:15:10,339 OKAY. 371 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,680 IT'S MIDNIGHT NOW. 372 00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:12,981 WE CAN STOP. 373 00:15:23,353 --> 00:15:24,393 GUYS. 374 00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:27,156 (both gasp) 375 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,458 SHE FELL ASLEEP. IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT PART OF THE PLAN. 376 00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:46,624 DEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 377 00:15:46,616 --> 00:15:48,346 DRAWING A MUSTACHE ON ALLY'S FACE. 378 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,048 ISN'T THAT PART OF THE PLAN? 379 00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:56,255 OKAY. 380 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,756 WE'VE RESET ALL THE CLOCKS, 381 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,157 PHONES, AND COMPUTERS IN THE MUSIC FACTORY. 382 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,090 OH, AND AUSTIN JUST TEXTED 383 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,662 SAYING EVERYTHING'S IN PLACE FOR THE VIDEO SHOOT. 384 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,243 TIME TO WAKE UP ALLY. 385 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,270 DEZ. 386 00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,141 RELAX. IT'S JUST A STICK ON. 387 00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:15,984 AAH! 388 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,345 WHAT WAS THAT? 389 00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:18,707 ALLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL SLEEPING? 390 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,208 WE'VE GOT TO GET TO GRADUATION. 391 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,250 WHAT? 392 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,551 GRADUATION? 393 00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:24,112 BUT IT'S SATURDAY. 394 00:16:24,114 --> 00:16:26,224 NO. YOU SLEPT THROUGH SATURDAY. 395 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,616 IT'S SUNDAY NOW. AND ANY CALENDAR, 396 00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,117 CLOCK, OR T-SHIRT WILL CONFIRM THAT. 397 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:31,820 COME ON. HURRY. 398 00:16:31,821 --> 00:16:33,121 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THE CEREMONY. 399 00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:37,303 I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO GET READY. DO I LOOK OKAY? 400 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,027 NOPE. 401 00:16:42,432 --> 00:16:44,132 HEY, EVERYONE. I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH 402 00:16:44,134 --> 00:16:45,814 FOR BEING A PART OF MY NEW VIDEO. 403 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,175 (cheering) 404 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:52,109 I EXPECT MY DANCING WILL BE FEATURED. 405 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,542 I'VE GOT SOME GOOD MOVES. 406 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,320 (all groaning) 407 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,063 NO. I WANT THIS TO LOOK LIKE A REAL GRADUATION. 408 00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:08,456 I NEED YOU TO DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO TOMORROW. 409 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:11,828 YEAH, THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA DO TOMORROW. 410 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,244 ALLY! THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE. 411 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,266 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SPEECH. 412 00:17:17,267 --> 00:17:18,537 YEAH, YOU'D BETTER GET UP ON STAGE. 413 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,638 ISN'T THE PRINCIPAL GOING TO INTRODUCE ME? 414 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,210 UH... 415 00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:24,772 HE SAID YOU NEED NO INTRODUCTION. 416 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:32,180 FELLOW GRADUATES, 417 00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:35,392 AS WE GATHER TO TAKE THIS MOMENTOUS STEP IN OUR LIVES, 418 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:37,785 LET US LOOK BACK ON THE LAST FOUR YEARS 419 00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:39,227 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 420 00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:40,789 THE FRIENDSHIPS WE'VE MADE. 421 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:44,560 THOSE FRIENDSHIPS TEACH US ABOUT TRUST AND HONESTY, 422 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,374 ABOUT COMING THROUGH WHEN SOMEONE IS COUNTING ON YOU, 423 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,897 AND NOT KEEPING SECRETS, 424 00:17:48,898 --> 00:17:51,868 OR BLATANTLY LYING TO YOUR FRIEND'S FACE. 425 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,301 AND AS ABRAHAM LINCOLN ONCE SAID, 426 00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:56,184 ALSO KNOWN AS HONEST ABE-- 427 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,576 I DIDN'T RETURN THE BOOK. 428 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:01,049 ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID THAT? 429 00:18:02,212 --> 00:18:03,212 I THOUGHT IT WAS ROOSEVELT. 430 00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:07,855 I COULDN'T FIND IT, AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE MAD, 431 00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:09,157 SO I LIED TO BUY MORE TIME. 432 00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:10,259 SO THEN I FINALLY FOUND A COPY, 433 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,890 BUT THEN TRISH AND DEZ SPILLED ACID ON IT, 434 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,421 AND THEN I MADE UP THIS WHOLE FAKE GRADUATION 435 00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:15,473 AND I MADE YOU BELIEVE YOU SLEPT A WHOLE DAY, 436 00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,365 AND THIS WHOLE THING IS A LIE. AND NOW I'M OUT OF BREATH. 437 00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:19,968 ALLY, I'M SO SORRY. 438 00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:28,277 SO YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME? 439 00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:31,178 WELL, I WAS MAD 440 00:18:31,181 --> 00:18:32,441 WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU LIED. 441 00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:34,112 BUT... 442 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,323 I'M HAPPY YOU FINALLY CAME CLEAN. 443 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,516 AND I FIGURE ANYONE 444 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,818 WHO WOULD GO TO THIS MUCH TROUBLE 445 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,449 TO SET UP A FAKE GRADUATION 446 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,321 MUST REALLY CARE ABOUT ME. 447 00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,055 SO YOU KNEW I DIDN'T RETURN THE BOOK? 448 00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:48,126 YEAH. 449 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,857 I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING. 450 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,100 ALSO THE CAP AND GOWN YOU GAVE ME HAD YOUR NAME IN IT. 451 00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:58,635 ALLY, I'M SO SORRY YOU CAN'T BE A PART OF THE REAL GRADUATION CEREMONY. 452 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,308 OH. 453 00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,440 I CAN. 454 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:03,711 I JUST HAD TO PAY A FINE. 455 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,043 YOU OWE ME SEVEN DOLLARS. 456 00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,046 SEVEN DOLLARS? 457 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,117 THAT'S IT? 458 00:19:09,118 --> 00:19:11,448 ARE WE SHOOTING A MUSIC VIDEO OR WHAT? 459 00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:14,752 (pop music playing) 460 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,494 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 461 00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:18,326 ♪ WE MADE IT TO THE TOP, STILL CLIMBING ♪ 462 00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:20,528 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 463 00:19:20,530 --> 00:19:22,660 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 464 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,662 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 465 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,974 ♪ WE MADE IT THIS FAR, THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT AND ♪ 466 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,896 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 467 00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,968 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 468 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,700 ♪ YEAH, IT'S GOING DOWN ♪ 469 00:19:32,702 --> 00:19:34,442 ♪ BUT WE HEADED UP, FEELING SO GOOD ♪ 470 00:19:34,444 --> 00:19:35,554 ♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪ 471 00:19:35,545 --> 00:19:36,875 ♪ 10 TIMES OUT OF 10 ♪ 472 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,176 ♪ WE WIN ♪ 473 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,677 ♪ HANDS IN THE AIR, NOW GET 'EM UP ♪ 474 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,409 ♪ KNOCK, KNOCK, WHO IS IT? ♪ 475 00:19:41,411 --> 00:19:43,451 ♪ WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR, I CAME TO GET WITH IT ♪ 476 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:45,563 -♪ CAN'T STOP ♪ -♪ COME GET IT ♪ 477 00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:47,815 ♪ NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA ♪ 478 00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,317 ♪ HANDS IN THE AIR ♪ 479 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,389 -♪ OH YEAH ♪ -♪ ALL MY PEOPLE ON THE LEFT ♪ 480 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,421 -♪ OKAY ♪ -♪ ALL MY PEOPLE ON THE RIGHT ♪ 481 00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:55,533 -♪ OVER HERE ♪ -♪ GO AHEAD, ONE, TWO STEP ♪ 482 00:19:55,525 --> 00:19:57,695 ♪ HEY, I KNOW IT FEEL GOOD ♪ 483 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,097 ♪ YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DENY IT ♪ 484 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:04,469 ♪ AND IF YOU DID-- YOU DID, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD BE LYING ♪ 485 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,444 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 486 00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,406 ♪ WE MADE IT TO THE TOP, STILL CLIMBING ♪ 487 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,308 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 488 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,540 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 489 00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:14,582 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 490 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,954 ♪ WE MADE IT THIS FAR, THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT AND ♪ 491 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:18,816 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 492 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,248 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 493 00:20:21,251 --> 00:20:23,751 ♪ EVERYBODY IN THE BUILDING THROW 'EM UP HIGH ♪ 494 00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:25,903 ♪ I KNOW YOU GOT THE FEELING, BREAK THROUGH THE CEILING ♪ 495 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,955 ♪ KNOCK DOWN THE WALLS, LIVING YOUR DREAMS ♪ 496 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:29,927 ♪ YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL, PLAYING NO GAMES ♪ 497 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,859 ♪ STILL YOU CAN HAVE A BALL, CAN'T RUN TILL YOU WALK ♪ 498 00:20:31,861 --> 00:20:33,361 ♪ CAN'T WALK TILL YOU CRAWL ♪ 499 00:20:33,363 --> 00:20:35,673 ♪ 'CAUSE YEAH, YOU GOT IT, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID IT ♪ 500 00:20:35,665 --> 00:20:37,735 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF, GET BUSY ♪ 501 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,667 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 502 00:20:39,669 --> 00:20:41,869 ♪ WE MADE IT TO THE TOP, STILL CLIMBING ♪ 503 00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:43,811 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 504 00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:46,123 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 505 00:20:46,115 --> 00:20:48,075 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 506 00:20:48,077 --> 00:20:50,447 ♪ WE'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, THE FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT AND ♪ 507 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,150 ♪ JUMP BACK, KISS YOURSELF ♪ 508 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:55,251 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 509 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:06,043 REAL GRADUATION WAS AWESOME. 510 00:21:06,035 --> 00:21:07,435 EH, I DON'T KNOW. 511 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:09,437 AFTER THE FAKE ONE, THE REAL ONE WAS KIND OF A LETDOWN. 512 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,140 DO YOU THINK EVERYONE LIKED MY SPEECH? 513 00:21:12,141 --> 00:21:13,801 NO IDEA. I WAS DEAD ASLEEP. 514 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,605 HEY, FELLOW GRADUATES. 515 00:21:17,607 --> 00:21:19,377 JUST STOPPED BY SO YOU COULD SIGN MY YEARBOOK. 516 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,009 WHOA. THAT THING IS HUGE. 517 00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:26,062 AND THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST PICTURES OF TRISH. 518 00:21:26,055 --> 00:21:28,515 TRISH ON THE HOMECOMING FLOAT, 519 00:21:28,518 --> 00:21:30,018 TRISH IN HONORS SOCIETY. 520 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,020 WAIT, ARE YOU GETTING RESCUED BY CHANNING TATUM THERE? 521 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,925 WE MAY HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY. 522 00:21:41,270 --> 00:21:43,600 I SAVED THIS PAGE FOR YOU, TRISHALICIOUS. 523 00:21:46,576 --> 00:21:47,836 "BEST COUPLE"? 524 00:21:47,837 --> 00:21:49,107 WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING. 525 00:21:50,139 --> 00:21:51,239 I KNOW. 526 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,980 BUT I WANTED TO TELL MY KIDS 527 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:54,812 THAT I DATED THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL. 528 00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:58,546 YOU KNOW WHAT? 529 00:21:58,548 --> 00:22:00,588 I FEEL SLIGHTLY LESS DISGUSTED BY YOU 530 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:01,650 THAN I NORMALLY DO. 531 00:22:03,152 --> 00:22:04,552 AND SO IT BEGINS. 532 00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:09,327 WHATEVER. 533 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,358 DID YOU SEE AUSTIN AND I GOT VOTED "BEST BROMANCE"? 534 00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:15,263 THAT ISN'T EVEN A CATEGORY. 535 00:22:15,264 --> 00:22:16,514 YEAH, I ADDED IT. 536 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:20,509 Both: (high-pitched) WHAT UP? 537 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,516 I SAID "SLIGHTLY." 538 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,350 ♪ KISS YOURSELF ♪ 539 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,451 ♪ YEAH, YOU DID IT YEAH, YOU DID IT, YEAH, YOU DID IT NOW ♪ 38257

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