Original subtitles

♪♪

(scratching)

(sniffs) WHOO-WOO!

HEY, GUYS. WHAT EXACTLY AM I LOOKING AT HERE?

TRISH TOLD ME IF I GIVE HER A PEDICURE,

I CAN MEET HER CLIENTS-- BOYNADO.

THEY'RE COMING TO TOWN FRIDAY, AND I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

BUT BOYNADO'S THE BEST BOY BAND EVER!

Both: ♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

UGH, IT BLOWS MY MIND THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT SONG.

BLOWS YOUR MIND? LIKE A STRONG GUST OF WIND?

OR A CYCLONE? OR...

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

SO WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF ANYWAY?

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU WORK THIS HARD SINCE...

NOPE, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU WORK THIS HARD.

I KNOW. FIGURING OUT BOYNADO'S TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS

IS LIKE TRYING TO SOLVE THE WORLD'S LARGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE.

I'M STILL TRYING TO SOLVE THE WORLD'S SMALLEST JIGSAW PUZZLE.

DEZ, THAT'S JUST A SINGLE PIECE.

BUT WHERE DOES IT GO?

LOOK, RUPERT WON'T SIT NEXT TO DEVIN ON THE PLANE

'CAUSE THEY BOTH LIKE THE WINDOW SEAT.

NIGEL WON'T SHARE HIS HAIRSTYLIST

'CAUSE HE THINKS RUPERT IS TRYING TO COPY HIS SIGNATURE SWOOP.

AND DEVIN WON'T ROOM WITH NIGEL OR RUPERT

'CAUSE HE SWEARS THE COMBINATION OF THEIR COLOGNES GIVES HIM THE HICCUPS.

WELL, TECHNICALLY, THAT COULD HAPPEN.

YOU SEE, SCIENTIFICALLY, HICCUPS-- NEVER MIND.

ALL BOYNADO DOES IS FIGHT.

IF IT WASN'T FOR ME MANAGING THEM, THEY WOULD HAVE BROKEN UP A LONG TIME AGO.

WELL, YOU BETTER NOT LET THEM BREAK UP.

THAT WOULD BE A DISASTER.

YOU MIGHT SAY NATURAL DISASTER.

LIKE A HURRICANE. OR...

-♪ IT'S A BOY... ♪ -ENOUGH!

(softly) ♪ ...NADO ♪

COME ON, GUYS, WE'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO WORK.

(alarm blaring)

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ALARM FOR?

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

(theme music playing)

♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪

♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪

♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪

♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪

♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪

♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪

♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪

♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ PUT IT ON THE RADIO ♪

♪ SING IT OUT LOUD ♪

♪ COME IN AND SEE THE SHOW ♪

(gasps) AM I DREAMING AGAIN OR DID WE JUST ENTER A PARALLEL UNIVERSE

WHERE THE GOVERNMENT IS PRODUCING BOTCHED AUSTIN MOON CLONES?

NO, YOU'RE NOT DREAMING, THAT'S BENNY BOYD.

HE'S AN AUSTIN MOON IMPERSONATOR.

COME ON, AUSTIN. LET'S GO SAY HI.

I'M SURE HE'S A REALLY BIG FAN.

YOU! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

OKAY, SO SLIGHTLY LESS OF A FAN THAN ANTICIPATED.

SORRY. I'M JUST GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME.

WHEN YOU GOT BANNED FROM MUSIC,

I WAS THE NUMBER ONE AUSTIN MOON TRIBUTE ACT IN THE WORLD.

BUT THEN YOU MADE A COMEBACK AND BOOM!

I CAN BARELY GET A PENNY IN MY GUITAR CASE.

AW, HERE'S A NICKEL, BUDDY.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE?

I'M REALLY SORRY. BUT FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, YOU'RE SUPER TALENTED.

THANKS. MY FANS SURE THOUGHT SO.

♪ 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T GET ♪

♪ BETTER THAN THIS ♪

WELL, THAT'S ALL OVER NOW. I'M MOVING BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS.

IT'S TIME TO PUT THIS SILLY DREAM TO REST.

TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T YOU COME STAY AT OUR MUSIC SCHOOL?

THAT WAY YOU'LL HAVE A FREE PLACE TO LIVE WHILE YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, I CAN BE YOUR MENTOR.

REALLY? THAT'D BE GREAT. THANK YOU.

AUSTIN, ARE YOU SURE? THERE'S NOT REALLY ANYWHERE TO SLEEP.

THAT NEVER STOPPED TRISH.

AND, HEY, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HELP A PERSON IN NEED.

BESIDES, I SEE A LITTLE BIT OF MYSELF IN THIS KID.

REALLY? WHERE? 'CAUSE HE LOOKS MORE LIKE ME THAN YOU.

OKAY, I'M ALL PACKED. LET ME JUST GRAB MY BACKUP DANCERS AND WE CAN GO.

LET'S GO, GIRLS. PICK UP THE PACE, JANINE.

-(pop music playing) -(cheering)

♪ WE GOT THAT WHIRLWIND KIND OF LOVE, GIRL ♪

♪ YOU'RE LIKE A STORM THAT ROCKS MY WHOLE WORLD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE, I'M SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL ♪

♪ DARK CLOUDS ARE CRUSHING MY SOUL ♪

♪ MY HEART IS READY TO BLOW ♪

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

I LOVE YOU, BOYNADO!

♪ GIRL, I GOT YOU TWISTED, GOT YOU RUNNING FOR COVER ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO RING THE ALARM, DON'T BOTHER CALLING YOUR MOTHER ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THE WEATHER IS CHANGING, HIGH WINDS ARE PICKIN' UP SPEED ♪

GO ON AND DITCH THAT UMBRELLA ECAUSE IT'S ME THAT YOU NEED ♪

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

AND THEN MY TENTH FAVORITE VIDEO WOULD HAVE TO BE WHIRLWIND KIND OF LOVE .

THOUGH I DO LOVE RAIN CLOUD REMIX .

BUT IF I HAD TO PICK, I'D PUT WHIRLWIND AT NUMBER 10,

HEART SPIN AT 11, VORTEX AT 12--

DEZ, YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THIS LINE FIVE TIMES.

GET OUT OF HERE.

AND, RUPERT, YOU NEED TO START SIGNING YOUR NAME SMALLER.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

YEAH, YOU'RE COVERING UP MY DIMPLES.

AND AFTER ME ABS AND ME EYES, THEY'RE MY BEST FEATURE.

WELL, IT'S CERTAINLY NOT YOUR BRAIN.

YOU SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG AGAIN.

OH. WHOOPSIES.

WHAT A TWIT. HEY, DEVIN, PICK UP THE PACE!

YOU DON'T NEED TO WRITE A PERSONALIZED POEM ON EACH PHOTO.

BUT I LIKE TO GIVE MY FANS A PIECE OF MY SOUL.

HERE YOU GO, JANE. IN MY HEART, YOU'LL FOREVER REMAIN.

(squeals)

BESIDES, NO ONE RUSHED NIGEL WHEN HE WAS AN HOUR LATE FOR SOUND CHECK.

SORRY, BUT DO YOU THINK I JUST ROLL OUT OF BED

AND NATURALLY HAVE THIS "ROLLED OUT OF BED" LOOK?

NO, THIS TAKES HOURS. AND REALLY, YOU SHOULD BE MAD AT RUPERT.

HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP.

I DON'T NEED A SOUND CHECK TO TELL ME HOW PERFECT I SOUND.

I CAN CHECK MYSELF. (vocalizes)

SEE? STILL PERFECT.

GUYS, ENOUGH.

PEOPLE PAID GOOD MONEY TO MEET YOU TODAY.

SO STOP FIGHTING, PUT ON YOUR SMILES AND GET IT DONE.

EXCUSE ME. COMING THROUGH. SORRY. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

(in foreign accent) HORGIE BORGIE, I'M A FAN FROM A FARAWAY LAND.

WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE. WOULD YOU MIND TAKING A SELFIE?

OR AS WE CALL THEM IN MY COUNTRY, A "SPLOOGEN SPLAGEN."

DEZ, DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE'S GONNA FALL FOR THAT?

-SAY "SPLOOGEN SPLAGEN." -"SPLOOGEN SPLAGEN."

THAT IS THE LAST TIME I GO TO DOM'S DOLLAR SPAGHETTI.

THERE WAS A TOOTH IN MY MEATBALL.

JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

YOU PUT THAT TOOTH UNDER YOUR PILLOW TONIGHT, YOU JUST PAID FOR LUNCH.

DIE, ALIEN BEAST.

BENNY.

OH, HEY, GUYS, PARDON MY APPEARANCE.

I WASN'T EXPECTING COMPANY.

COMPANY? YOU'RE LIVING IN OUR SCHOOL.

YEAH, THANKS AGAIN FOR THAT.

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

SO I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

I SEE YOU MOVED ALL YOUR STUFF IN.

NOT ALL OF IT. THERE ARE TWO MORE TRUCKLOADS COMING.

UH, I KNOW YOU'RE JUST GETTING MOVED IN,

BUT HAVE YOU PUT ANY THOUGHT INTO YOUR FUTURE?

♪ NA-NA-NA, NA-NA -- ♪

NOT REALLY. BUT I'VE GOT A LOT OF POTENTIAL LEADS.

WELL, THAT'S AWESOME. WHY DON'T WE SORT THROUGH THEM TOGETHER?

OR I COULD HELP YOU WORK ON SOME FRESH DANCE MOVES FOR YOUR NEW ACT.

- (bell dings) -OH, CAN'T. THAT'S MY PIZZA BAGELS.

I CAN HELP YOU WORK ON THOSE TOO.

WHOA, TRISH, ARE YOU OKAY?

GUESS WHO JUST BROKE UP A PHYSICAL FIGHT BETWEEN THE BOYNADO BOYS.

WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW. RUPERT STOLE DEVIN'S POETRY BOOK.

NIGEL GOT A WEDGIE. THERE WAS SOME DRAMA ABOUT A BISCUIT.

OH, NO, DEZ, WERE YOU IN THE FIGHT, TOO?

HUH? NO, I WAS JUST ROLLING AROUND THE GRASS LOOKING FOR LADYBUGS.

GOT ONE.

DEZ, THAT'S A COCKROACH.

I WONDERED WHY IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY SPOTS.

I'M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH BOYNADO.

NO MORE SCHEDULES, NO MORE FIGHTS, NO MORE ENDLESS PHONE CALLS...

I'M DONE.

I SEE. THE HARSH REALITIES OF THE SITUATION EXCEEDED YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

THUS, TRIGGERING YOUR FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE.

AS PER USUAL, FLIGHT WON.

-HUH? -WHAT I'M SAYING IS I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU GAVE UP.

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, TRISH GETS HERSELF FIRED.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT THEN?

I JUST WANTED TO DO THE BIRD THING.

(sighs)

SO WHAT'S YOUR PLAN TO GET FIRED?

I'M NOT GONNA GET MYSELF FIRED.

OH. YOU'RE GONNA QUIT.

NO. DEZ IS RIGHT.

AND I'M SICK OF BEING A QUITTER.

I MEAN, IT'S ONE THING TO QUIT JOBS I HAVE NO INTEREST IN,

BUT MANAGING IS SOMETHING I LOVE AND TAKE SERIOUSLY.

-IT'S ABOUT TIME I RISE TO THE CHALLENGE. -Cellphone: ♪ Boynado ♪

LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN START NOW.

YOU'VE GOT A MISSED CALL FROM BOYNADO.

ACTUALLY, IT'S 367 MISSED CALLS.

AND ONE REALLY LONG TEXT.

WELL, I DID SAY IT'D BE A CHALLENGE.

IT'S ALL IN BRITISH.

THANKS FOR COMING, GUYS.

I CALLED YOU IN TODAY BECAUSE WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

AND IT'S MY JOB TO FIX IT.

WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR YOU GUYS TO GET ALONG.

(groans)

YOU GUYS JUST GOTTA WORK TOGETHER.

LIKE IN YOUR SONG UNITE TO FIGHT THE STORM .

BUT YOU ALSO GOTTA WANT IT. LIKE IN YOUR SONG WANT IT .

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

-♪ I WANT IT ♪ -♪ WANT IT ♪

-♪ GONNA STEAL YOUR THUNDER AND FLAUNT IT ♪ -♪ FLAUNT IT ♪

GREAT. LET BOYNADO BOOT CAMP BEGIN.

FIRST THING'S FIRST, LET'S TAKE ATTENDANCE.

I'LL NEED YOU ALL TO GO AHEAD AND SIGN IN HERE

ON THIS COMMEMORATIVE BOYNADO T-SHIRT.

-YOU HAVE ENOUGH AUTOGRAPHS. -(groans)

ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH SOME TEAM BUILDING EXERCISES. GATHER ROUND.

WE'RE GONNA START WITH "THE UNITY CIRCLE."

NOW A TEAM IS LIKE A CIRCLE.

EVERYONE IS CONNECTED AND EQUAL.

-BUT RIGHT NOW, YOUR CIRCLE IS A TANGLED MESS. -LIKE NIGEL'S HAIR.

OH, REALLY? I HAVE THREE TOP TWEEN AWARDS

FOR BEST HAIR THAT SAY OTHERWISE.

PLEASE STOP FIGHTING. I'M THIS CLOSE TO A STRESS PIMPLE.

GUYS, FOCUS ON THE EXERCISE.

NOW WITHOUT LETTING GO, YOU MUST WORK TOGETHER TO UNTANGLE THE STRING.

(sighs)

THIS COULD TAKE HOURS, BUT IN THE PROCESS, THEY'LL LEARN TO COMMUNICATE BETTER,

WORK AS A TEAM, AND HEY, MAYBE EVEN HAVE A LITTLE FUN ALONG THE WAY.

Rupert: DONE.

AND YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT WAS FUN.

WHOA, THIS PLACE IS A MESS.

AND WHERE ARE ALL OF OUR STUDENTS?

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN HERE PRACTICING.

OH, I SENT THEM HOME.

WHAT?

I WAS TAKING A NAP AND ALL THE BANGING AND CLANGING KEPT WAKING ME UP.

SO HOW ARE THE CAREER PLANS COMING? DID YOU FOLLOW UP WITH ANY OF THOSE LEADS?

YOU KNOW, I'M ABOUT TO. I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INTENSE BOWLING GAME.

ABOUT TO SET A NEW PERSONAL BEST.

OH.

AUSTIN, CAN I TALK TO YOU?

AW, MAN. A SPLIT.

DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

YEAH, HE'S GONNA HAVE TO HOOK LEFT ON HIS NEXT TURN IF HE WANTS TO PICK UP THE SPARE.

NO, BENNY'S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

I KNOW YOU WANT TO HELP HIM, BUT HE'S BARELY HELPING HIMSELF.

JUST GIVE HIM TIME. HE'LL TURN HIMSELF AROUND JUST LIKE I DID.

FINE, BUT IF HE EATS MY PICKLES, IT IS ON YOU.

I GOT IT.

BENNY, IT'S TIME TO KICK START YOUR NEW CAREER.

I CAME UP WITH SOME MOVES THAT I THINK WILL BE GREAT FOR YOU. CHECK IT OUT.

PERFECT! WOW. YOU'RE A FAST LEARNER.

OKAY, LET ME SHOW YOU ANOTHER ONE.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. EASY, TEACH.

I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH DANCING FOR TODAY.

PLUS, I'M STARTING TO SWEAT, AND THIS ROBE IS SILK.

OOH, PICKLES!

AUSTIN!

♪ YOU'RE STRONG ♪

♪ SO KEEP ON DANCING ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO NO WRONG ♪

(jackhammer drilling)

♪ YOU CAN DO NO WRONG ♪

♪ SO KEEP ON DANC-- ♪

(jackhammer drilling)

♪ SO KEEP ON DANCING ♪

OKAY, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

OH, HEY, GUYS. DON'T MIND ME.

I JUST HIRED A COUPLE WORKERS TO HELP WITH SOME HOME IMPROVEMENTS.

HOME IMPROVEMENTS?

YEAH, I WAS FEELING CRAMPED,

SO I WANTED TO ♪ BREAK DOWN THE WALLS ♪

AND OPEN UP THE SPACE A BIT.

I'M ALSO INSTALLING A TINY ELEVATOR

THAT WILL DELIVER FOOD FROM THE UPSTAIRS FRIDGE RIGHT DOWN TO MY BED.

-WHAT? -COOL. I MEAN, WHAT?

HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU MY PLANS.

THAT'S IT, HE HAS GOT TO GO.

(sighs) YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL GET RID OF HIM.

HERE ARE MY DESIGNS. I'M NOT MARRIED TO ANYTHING,

BUT FOR THE FLOORS, I'M THINKING BIRCH.

LOOK, BENNY, WE HAVE TO TALK.

TOO RUSTIC? I'M OPEN TO CARPET.

NO, LOOK, I'M BAD AT THIS STUFF,

SO I'LL JUST SAY WHAT MY MEAN AUNT SHELLY USED TO SAY,

"GET YOUR SCRUBBY LITTLE TUSH OUT OF MY PETUNIAS."

ONLY IN THIS CASE, THE PETUNIAS ARE THE SCHOOL

AND THE SCRUBBY LITTLE TUSH IS YOU.

-YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT? -YEAH.

WOW, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE COOL.

BUT I GUESS THAT WAS... ♪ JUST AN ILLUSION ♪

I'LL GO PACK.

THIS HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST TEST OF MY PATIENCE EVER,

AND THAT'S SAYING A LOT CONSIDERING I DEAL WITH YOU EVERY DAY.

AWW, THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.

I NEED TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M A GREAT MANAGER.

AND, FOR ONCE, I'M NOT GONNA QUIT.

I'M GOING TO MAKE THOSE GUYS LOVE EACH OTHER.

-GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR GEL. YAY! -GIVE ME THAT.

-TAKE THE HAIR GEL. -(gasps)

ALL RIGHT, NEXT EXERCISE. IT'S CALLED "I FEEL."

FROM NOW ON YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK IN SENTENCES THAT START WITH "I FEEL."

OKAY, I'LL GO FIRST. I FEEL LIKE NIGEL IS THE WEAKEST MEMBER OF THE BAND.

I FEEL LIKE RUPERT SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR AUTO-TUNE.

HIS VOICE IS RUBBISH.

THAT'S BRITISH FOR GARBAGE.

GUYS, LET'S KEEP IT CONSTRUCTIVE.

I FEEL HURT BY YOUR NEGATIVE WORDS.

OH, YEAH? WELL, I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE OUT OF THE BAND.

-I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE A BAND. -I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

GREAT. WE ALL FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING.

BOYNADO IS OFFICIALLY OVER.

-GREAT. -YEAH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. YOU LET BOYNADO BREAK UP. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

-DEZ. -I'M SORRY.

I FEEL LIKE YOU LET BOYNADO BREAK UP. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE BOYNADO BROKE UP.

WE LOST THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN POP ACT.

FIRST OF ALL, BOYNADO'S NOT AMERICAN.

SECOND, WHAT ABOUT AUSTIN AND ALLY?

MEH, I GUESS AUSTIN'S OKAY.

I FEEL LIKE A FAILURE.

MAYBE I'M NOT CUT OUT TO BE A MANAGER.

HEY, A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, "KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, GIRL.

"'CAUSE AFTER THE RAIN, COMES SUN.

LET'S HIT THE BEACH AND HAVE SOME FUN."

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY QUOTING BOYNADO LYRICS TO ME RIGHT NOW?

(sighs)

LOOK, I THINK YOU'RE BEING WAY TOO HARD ON YOURSELF.

IF IT WASN'T FOR RUPERT, THE BAND WOULD STILL BE TOGETHER.

HE'S THE REASON FOR ALL THE DRAMA.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE RIGHT.

RUPERT WON'T SIT NEXT TO ANYONE.

RUPERT STOLE NIGEL'S HAIRSTYLE.

RUPERT THINKS HE'S TOO GOOD FOR SOUND CHECK.

TYPICAL BAD BOY.

YEAH, AND IF I CAN FIND A REPLACEMENT FOR HIM, I COULD SAVE BOYNADO.

(gasps) I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

♪ YOU LIKE THAT ROVING KIND OF LOVE, GIRL ♪

♪ YOU'RE LIKE A STORM THAT ROCKS MY WHOLE WORLD ♪

WOW, YOU HAVE A LOT OF AUSTIN WIGS.

WELL, YOU HAVE A LOT OF HAIRSTYLES.

THERE'S SHAGGY AUSTIN, BEACHY AUSTIN, PREPPY AUSTIN,

-BAD HAIR DAY AUSTIN. -HEY!

SORRY, BUD. WE ALL HAVE 'EM.

I'M SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH YOU LIVING HERE,

BUT I STILL THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF POTENTIAL.

YOU SHOULDN'T GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS.

I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD APOLOGIZE.

I WAS PUTTING OFF DEALING WITH MY FUTURE, AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY.

BEING AN AUSTIN IMPERSONATOR WAS MY PASSION, MY CALLING.

WITHOUT IT, I'VE BEEN SO... ♪ DOWN-DOWN, DOWN-DOWN ♪

I WAS IN YOUR SHOES ONCE, TOO.

WHEN I COULDN'T MAKE MUSIC, I FELT EMPTY.

BUT YOU'VE GOTTA KEEP TRYING. YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING YOU LOVE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA GET MY ACT TOGETHER.

I'VE PROCRASTINATED LONG ENOUGH.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE CONTROL OF MY FUTURE. I'LL START NEXT WEEK.

-BENNY. -JUST KIDDING.

I'LL START RIGHT NOW.

HEY, TRISH.

HOW'S IT GOING WITH BOYNADO?

TERRIBLE, BUT I THINK I KNOW HOW TO SOLVE IT.

TURNS OUT ALL OF BOYNADO'S PROBLEMS TRACE BACK TO ONE PERSON-- RUPERT.

OH, RUPERT'S MY FAVORITE.

(in British accent) HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. WE ARE BOYNADO.

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, I'M RUPERT.

HIT IT, JANINE.

♪ GIRL, I GOT YOU TWISTED, GOT YOU RUNNING FOR COVER ♪

♪ IT'S TIME TO RING THE ALARM, DON'T BOTHER CALLING YOUR MOTHER ♪

HE IS SO GOOD AT THAT.

♪ IT'S A BOYNADO ♪

ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, IT IS MY GREATEST PLEASURE

TO INTRODUCE THE NEW AND MUCH IMPROVED BOYNADO!

(cheering)

(pop music playing)

♪ TONIGHT WE UNITE ♪

♪ TO FIGHT THE STORM THAT'S ROLLIN' IN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A CHANCE TO DANCE ♪

♪ AND LET THE GROOVE SINK IN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE NOW THAT WE GOT EACH OTHER, GIRL ♪

♪ THE WIND CHILL STARTS TO WARM ♪

♪ WE'LL CONQUER QUAKES AND HURRICANES ♪

♪ WE'LL UNITE TO FIGHT THE STORM ♪

WOW! BENNY IS KILLING IT UP THERE.

THE REAL STAR TONIGHT IS TRISH.

SHE SAVED THE DAY AND PROVED ONCE AGAIN THAT SHE'S THE BEST MANAGER IN THE BIZ.

AS IF THERE WAS EVER ANY DOUBT.

BY THE WAY, TRISH, DID YOU BOOK THAT BENEFIT CONCERT WE TALKED ABOUT?

OF COURSE.

NOTE TO SELF-- BOOK AUSTIN'S BENEFIT CONCERT.

(shouting)

♪ 'CAUSE RAIN OR SHINE ♪

♪ YOU'RE ON MY MIND ♪

♪ WE'LL RIDE ON ANY TIDAL WAVE ♪

♪ OUR LOVE WILL NOT BE TORN ♪

♪ SO THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, GIRL ♪

♪ WE'LL UNITE TO FIGHT THE STORM ♪

♪ Baby ♪

♪ Don't leave me so alone... ♪

♪ TRAPPED OUT IN THE COLD ♪

I GOTTA SAY, IT WAS A PRETTY BRILLIANT IDEA TO PUT BENNY IN THE BAND.

I KNOW. HE FITS IN PERFECTLY.

YOU'D NEVER KNOW RUPERT WAS MISSING.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO RUPERT?

HEY, WE'RE OUT OF MILK.

THANKS AGAIN FOR LETTING ME CRASH HERE, AUSTIN.

OOH, PICKLES.

-AUSTIN! -I'M ON IT.

RUPERT, HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION,

"GET YOUR SCRUBBY LITTLE TUSH OUT OF MY PETUNIAS"?

-♪ Yeah, I can't let you go ♪ - (lip synching)

♪ BABY ♪

-(all lip synching) -♪ DON'T LEAVE ME SO ALONE ♪

♪ TRAPPED OUT IN THE COLD ♪

♪ BAROMETRIC PRESSURE'S DROPPING ♪

♪ I CAN'T LET YOU GO ♪

♪ OH-OH-OH, OH, YEAH ♪

♪ I CAN'T LET YOU GO ♪