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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:08,295 SO, YOU KNOW, PROM'S COMING UP. 2 00:00:08,299 --> 00:00:12,129 AND I THINK ME AND YOU HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL. 3 00:00:13,394 --> 00:00:14,234 ( sighs ) 4 00:00:14,225 --> 00:00:15,595 AND I'D REALLY BE HONORED 5 00:00:15,596 --> 00:00:17,306 IF YOU'D BE MY DATE TO THE PROM. 6 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:20,228 OH, AUSTIN. 7 00:00:20,231 --> 00:00:22,901 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 8 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:25,283 THAT'S HOW YOU'RE GOING TO ASK PIPER TO THE PROM? 9 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:27,066 BOR-ING. 10 00:00:27,068 --> 00:00:28,488 WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT? 11 00:00:28,489 --> 00:00:30,449 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BIG ASK. 12 00:00:30,451 --> 00:00:32,491 YOU HAVE TO ASK HER IN A MEMORABLE WAY. 13 00:00:32,493 --> 00:00:34,663 SOMETHING BIG. SOMETHING ROMANTIC. 14 00:00:34,655 --> 00:00:36,205 YEAH, LIKE WHEN JACE ASKED ME. 15 00:00:36,207 --> 00:00:39,037 WE WERE VIDEOCHATTING WHILE HE WAS JUMPING OUT OF AN AIRPLANE, 16 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,869 AND HE WOULDN'T OPEN HIS PARACHUTE 17 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:42,831 UNTIL I SAID YES. 18 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:44,933 SEE? ROMANTIC. 19 00:00:44,925 --> 00:00:48,505 I'VE ALWAYS DREAMT ABOUT HOW I WAS GOING TO BE ASKED TO PROM. 20 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:51,589 FLOWERS, VIOLIN MUSIC, 21 00:00:51,592 --> 00:00:55,642 MY DATE ON A WHITE HORSE DRESSED AS A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR. 22 00:00:55,636 --> 00:00:57,386 BOR-ING. 23 00:00:57,388 --> 00:01:01,268 I CAN'T BELIEVE GAVIN HASN'T ASKED YOU YET. 24 00:01:01,272 --> 00:01:03,062 YOU KNOW, PROM'S ONLY A COUPLE OF WEEKS AWAY. 25 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,323 HE WILL. I'M SURE HE'S JUST TRYING 26 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,066 TO FIGURE OUT SOMETHING EXTRA SPECIAL. 27 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,187 AUSTIN! WHERE'S THE EGG? 28 00:01:09,190 --> 00:01:10,820 RELAX. IT'S RIGHT HERE. 29 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:12,241 AH! 30 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:17,956 NO, WAY! A ZALIEN EGG?! 31 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:20,118 YEP. I'M ABOUT TO ASK CARRIE TO GO TO PROM. 32 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:24,211 ON OUR FIRST DATE, WE SAW "ZALIEN 12: TEARS OF THE DEAD." 33 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:26,836 I'M GOING TO RECREATE THE FINAL SCENE 34 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:29,377 WHERE THE BABY ZALIEN KING POPS HIS HEAD OUT OF AN EGG. 35 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:32,380 BUT INSTEAD OF EATING CARRIE'S DELICIOUS BRAIN, 36 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,143 I'M GOING TO ASK HER TO BE MY DATE TO PROM. 37 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,426 ( sighing ) 38 00:01:36,427 --> 00:01:37,927 HERE COMES CARRIE. GET IN THE EGG. 39 00:01:41,021 --> 00:01:42,521 HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DEZZIE? 40 00:01:42,523 --> 00:01:44,233 - CARRIE! - ( screams ) 41 00:01:44,225 --> 00:01:47,355 KARATE CHOP! 42 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:49,568 CARRIE! THAT'S DEZ. 43 00:01:51,572 --> 00:01:54,872 "TEARS OF DEAD." FIRST DATE. 44 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,945 PROM. GO WITH? 45 00:01:56,947 --> 00:01:58,697 I'D LOVE TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU. 46 00:01:58,699 --> 00:02:01,199 YAY! 47 00:02:01,202 --> 00:02:05,422 ( theme music playing ) 48 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:08,166 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 49 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,509 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 50 00:02:09,510 --> 00:02:11,300 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 51 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:12,592 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 52 00:02:12,593 --> 00:02:14,263 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 53 00:02:14,255 --> 00:02:15,715 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 54 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:18,806 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 55 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:21,929 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 56 00:02:21,932 --> 00:02:23,352 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 57 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:25,824 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 58 00:02:25,816 --> 00:02:30,106 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 59 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:33,150 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 60 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,333 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 61 00:02:36,327 --> 00:02:39,327 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 62 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:42,330 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 63 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:45,383 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 64 00:02:45,376 --> 00:02:48,336 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 65 00:02:48,339 --> 00:02:51,669 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 66 00:02:58,389 --> 00:03:00,639 HEY, ALLY. DID-- 67 00:03:00,641 --> 00:03:03,011 NO, GAVIN DIDN'T ASK ME TO PROM YET. 68 00:03:03,013 --> 00:03:04,813 YOU DON'T KNOW I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU THAT. 69 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:06,435 THEN WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO ASK ME? 70 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:10,107 GAVIN PROM THING. 71 00:03:10,110 --> 00:03:11,900 SO, AUSTIN, DID YOU ASK-- 72 00:03:11,902 --> 00:03:13,192 NO, I DIDN'T ASK PIPER YET. 73 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,873 BUT I CAME UP WITH A GREAT WAY TO DO IT. 74 00:03:14,865 --> 00:03:16,365 I'M NOT TELLING ANYONE 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT 75 00:03:16,367 --> 00:03:17,867 HER TO FIND OUT... DEZ. 76 00:03:17,868 --> 00:03:20,028 I CAN KEEP A SECRET. 77 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:22,530 I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY YOU SLEEP WITH A LAVENDER EYE PILLOW. 78 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:25,794 YOU JUST TOLD ALLY. 79 00:03:25,786 --> 00:03:27,416 RELAX, IT'S NOT LIKE I TOLD HER 80 00:03:27,418 --> 00:03:28,588 ABOUT YOUR LADYBUG NIGHT LIGHT. 81 00:03:32,172 --> 00:03:34,092 GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE A DATE TO PROM. 82 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:35,184 - OH, NO. - WHAT HAPPENED? 83 00:03:35,175 --> 00:03:36,295 DID YOU AND JACE BREAK UP? 84 00:03:36,297 --> 00:03:38,427 NO, BUT HIS LEG BROKE UP. 85 00:03:38,429 --> 00:03:40,139 HE WAS TRYING TO DO A SKATEBOARD TRICK 86 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:41,470 WHILE RIDING A MOTORCYCLE. 87 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,102 - AWESOME. - COOL. 88 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:45,153 NOW HE CAN'T GO TO PROM WITH ME. 89 00:03:45,145 --> 00:03:47,145 - HORRIBLE. - THAT'S TERRIBLE. 90 00:03:48,399 --> 00:03:49,769 LOOKS LIKE YOU AND ALLY 91 00:03:49,770 --> 00:03:52,020 ARE GOING TO BE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE NOT GOING TO PROM. 92 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:53,812 OH, I'M GOING. JUST NOT WITH JACE. 93 00:03:53,814 --> 00:03:55,994 SO THEN ALLY'S THE ONLY ONE NOT GOING? 94 00:03:57,528 --> 00:03:59,988 THEY'RE HAVING A COUPLES' DANCE CONTEST, 95 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:02,160 AND THE WINNERS GET $1,000. 96 00:04:02,162 --> 00:04:03,862 ONCE I FIND A DATE WHO CAN DANCE, 97 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:05,294 THAT'S GOING TO BE ME. 98 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:07,536 OH HO HO, I DON'T THINK SO. 99 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,538 ME AND CARRIE ARE GOING TO WIN. 100 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:11,130 WAIT-- AUSTIN, ARE YOU ENTERING 101 00:04:11,131 --> 00:04:12,211 THE PROM DANCE COMPETITION? 102 00:04:12,212 --> 00:04:14,302 NO. IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR. 103 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,375 COOL. OH HO HO HO HO! 104 00:04:16,377 --> 00:04:17,797 I DON'T THINK SO. 105 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:19,718 ME AND CARRIE ARE GOING TO WIN. 106 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,010 WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON SOME PRETTY FLASHY MOVES. 107 00:04:23,724 --> 00:04:25,354 WHAT. 108 00:04:26,647 --> 00:04:28,937 I CAN'T LOSE. 109 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,649 I WANT TO USE THE PRIZE MONEY TO FLY TO ALBUQUERQUE 110 00:04:30,651 --> 00:04:32,061 AND SURPRISE JACE. 111 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:34,362 THAT'S SWEET, BUT WON'T HE BE UPSET 112 00:04:34,355 --> 00:04:35,775 YOU'RE GOING TO PROM WITH SOMEBODY ELSE? 113 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,526 YEP, VERY UPSET. 114 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,528 THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING HIM I'M GOING ALONE. 115 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,070 HE'LL NEVER FIND OUT. 116 00:04:41,071 --> 00:04:44,031 AS LONG AS NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING STUPID-- DEZ. 117 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,544 I CAN KEEP A SECRET. 118 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,247 I NEVER TOLD ALLY THAT YOU THREW AWAY 119 00:04:48,248 --> 00:04:50,788 THE HAT SHE GAVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 120 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,001 ( gasps ) 121 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:54,042 YOU JUST TOLD HER. 122 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:56,764 YOU SAID A SEAGULL SWOOPED DOWN AND TOOK THAT HAT. 123 00:04:56,757 --> 00:04:59,587 WELL, I COULDN'T SAY A BEAR TOOK IT. 124 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:02,550 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE PURSE YOU GAVE ME FOR CHRISTMAS. 125 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:11,310 ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT? 126 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,521 YOU MEAN THIS SANDWICH 127 00:05:13,524 --> 00:05:15,614 THAT I'M LITERALLY PUTTING IN MY MOUTH? 128 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:17,566 YES. 129 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,608 OH, 'CAUSE THERE'S A BUG ON IT. 130 00:05:19,610 --> 00:05:21,200 ( gags ) 131 00:05:21,201 --> 00:05:22,441 ( sighs ) 132 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,084 ALLY, ALLY! GAVIN'S HEADING THIS WAY. 133 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:28,446 HE'S ALL DRESSED UP AND HE'S CARRYING FLOWERS. 134 00:05:28,449 --> 00:05:30,909 THIS IS IT. HE'S FINALLY ASKING YOU TO PROM. 135 00:05:30,911 --> 00:05:32,211 ( squealing ) 136 00:05:32,212 --> 00:05:33,712 JUST ACT NATURAL. 137 00:05:35,716 --> 00:05:38,216 OR WHATEVER THAT IS. 138 00:05:38,218 --> 00:05:40,128 I'M GOING TO FILM THIS. 139 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:41,840 YOU'LL WANT TO REMEMBER THIS MOMENT FOREVER. 140 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,842 ( squealing ) 141 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:45,354 ALLY. 142 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,135 OH, HI, GAVIN. 143 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:49,267 I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU. 144 00:05:49,269 --> 00:05:52,519 WHATEVER COULD IT BE? 145 00:05:52,523 --> 00:05:54,573 I'M SINGING TO A SICK FAN AT THE HOSPITAL, 146 00:05:54,565 --> 00:05:56,685 AND I WAS WONDERING IF THESE ARE GOOD FLOWERS TO BRING. 147 00:05:58,979 --> 00:06:02,689 OH. THAT'S YOUR IMPORTANT QUESTION? 148 00:06:02,693 --> 00:06:05,413 OH. ( laughs ) YEAH, SURE. 149 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:07,246 THOSE FLOWERS... 150 00:06:07,247 --> 00:06:09,907 THAT YOU KNOW ARE MY FAVORITE... 151 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,910 SHOULD DO. 152 00:06:11,912 --> 00:06:13,662 I KNEW YOU'D HAVE THE ANSWER. 153 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:15,384 YOU'RE THE BEST. 154 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,915 HEY, WE NEED TO PLAN A BIG NIGHT OUT SOON. 155 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:25,063 I'LL EMAIL THIS VIDEO TO YOU. 156 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:29,767 I CAN'T BELIEVE GAVIN. 157 00:06:29,770 --> 00:06:31,010 I KNOW. 158 00:06:31,011 --> 00:06:33,721 SINGING TO A SICK FAN IS SO THOUGHTFUL. 159 00:06:33,724 --> 00:06:36,324 THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT. 160 00:06:36,316 --> 00:06:38,816 I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER GOING TO ASK ME TO PROM. 161 00:06:38,819 --> 00:06:40,439 I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, ALLY. 162 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,281 AUSTIN STILL HASN'T ASKED ME YET. 163 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:44,742 ( acoustic guitar playing ) 164 00:06:44,735 --> 00:06:47,115 Austin: ♪ PIPER ♪ 165 00:06:47,117 --> 00:06:49,367 ♪ I WOULD HAVE DONE THIS SOONER ♪ 166 00:06:49,369 --> 00:06:51,449 ♪ BUT I WAS GIVEN THE TASK ♪ 167 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,702 ♪ OF FIGURING OUT ♪ 168 00:06:53,704 --> 00:06:56,344 ♪ HOW TO DO A BIG ASK ♪ 169 00:06:56,336 --> 00:06:58,376 ♪ I WANTED TO ASK YOU ♪ 170 00:06:58,378 --> 00:07:00,378 ♪ IN THE PLACE WE FIRST MET ♪ 171 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:02,500 ♪ TO MAKE THIS MOMENT ♪ 172 00:07:02,503 --> 00:07:04,553 ♪ SOMETHING YOU WON'T FORGET ♪ 173 00:07:04,545 --> 00:07:09,305 ♪ IF YOU SAY NO, I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH MY MOM ♪ 174 00:07:09,309 --> 00:07:11,049 ♪ SO PLEASE SAY YES ♪ 175 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:15,401 ♪ AND BE MY DATE TO THE PROM. ♪ 176 00:07:19,229 --> 00:07:20,229 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 177 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,900 ( giggles softly ) 178 00:07:21,902 --> 00:07:23,402 YES. 179 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:28,697 I'LL EMAIL YOU A COPY OF THIS VIDEO. 180 00:07:35,415 --> 00:07:37,495 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN AT PROM. 181 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,078 I KNOW. 182 00:07:39,079 --> 00:07:41,129 IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT EVER. 183 00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:42,381 ( sighs ) 184 00:07:42,382 --> 00:07:44,382 OH! ( gags ) 185 00:07:44,384 --> 00:07:46,394 ( both laughing ) 186 00:07:46,386 --> 00:07:47,886 BAD NEWS, BABE. 187 00:07:47,888 --> 00:07:49,298 I KNOW WE BOTH REALLY HAD OUR HEARTS SET 188 00:07:49,299 --> 00:07:51,849 ON RIDING INTO PROM ON TOP OF A GIANT ELEPHANT, 189 00:07:51,852 --> 00:07:54,602 BUT MY COUSIN WON'T LET US BORROW HIS GIANT ELEPHANT. 190 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:55,895 OH! 191 00:07:55,896 --> 00:07:57,356 HEY, THE IMPORTANT THING 192 00:07:57,357 --> 00:07:58,597 IS THAT WE'RE GOING TO PROM-- 193 00:07:58,599 --> 00:08:00,359 WHICH WILL OBVIOUSLY BE THE MOST ROMANTIC, 194 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,600 MAGICAL NIGHT OF OUR LIVES. 195 00:08:02,603 --> 00:08:04,313 ( both sigh ) 196 00:08:05,816 --> 00:08:08,316 GUESS WHO GOT A DATE FOR PROM. 197 00:08:08,318 --> 00:08:09,738 SERIOUSLY? 198 00:08:11,031 --> 00:08:12,821 WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY? 199 00:08:12,823 --> 00:08:15,423 - YOU'LL NEVER GUESS. - NOT SO FAST, TRISH. 200 00:08:15,415 --> 00:08:17,615 ( salsa music playing ) 201 00:08:21,171 --> 00:08:23,001 I WANT TO TELL THEM THE GOOD NEWS. 202 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,803 TRISH AND I ARE GOING TO PROM TOGETHER. 203 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:27,176 - WHAT? - REALLY? 204 00:08:27,177 --> 00:08:28,297 CHUCK? 205 00:08:28,298 --> 00:08:30,928 AND SHE ASKED ME. 206 00:08:30,931 --> 00:08:32,431 - WHAT? - REALLY? 207 00:08:32,432 --> 00:08:33,472 CHUCK? 208 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:35,273 HE WAS THE BEST DANCER WHO DIDN'T HAVE A DATE. 209 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,265 I THOUGHT YOU WERE DATING SUN HEE. 210 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,478 YEAH, REMEMBER THE GIRL 211 00:08:39,479 --> 00:08:41,479 YOU BROKE UP WITH MY SISTER TO GO OUT WITH? 212 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:43,021 OH, I REMEMBER. 213 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,573 SORRY ABOUT THAT, RED. 214 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:47,315 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH CHUCK TO GO AROUND. 215 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:49,607 CHUCK AND SUN HEE HAVE ONE OF THOSE ON AGAIN, 216 00:08:49,610 --> 00:08:50,910 OFF AGAIN RELATIONSHIPS. 217 00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:52,861 RIGHT NOW, WE'RE OFF AGAIN. 218 00:08:52,863 --> 00:08:54,833 AND LUCKY FOR TRISHY-POO, 219 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:57,285 I TURNED DOWN FIVE OTHER PROM DATES. 220 00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,957 ( murmurs ) 221 00:08:58,959 --> 00:09:02,039 FIVE OTHER GIRLS ASKED THAT GUY TO PROM? 222 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,332 HE'S A LADIES' MAN. 223 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:07,174 WE'RE GOING TO WIN THAT DANCE CONTEST, RED. 224 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:08,757 YOU'RE WRONG, CHUCK. 225 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,379 'CAUSE CARRIE AND I ARE GOING TO WIN THAT DANCE COMPETITION. 226 00:09:10,380 --> 00:09:12,340 OH, HO HO, NO, YOU'RE NOT. 227 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:14,602 MY DANCE MOVES ARE SO FLY-- 228 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,305 OKAY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 229 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,976 YOU NEED TO SAVE YOUR ENERGY 230 00:09:17,978 --> 00:09:19,308 FOR DANCE PRACTICE TONIGHT, CHUCK. 231 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:20,599 YEAH. 232 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,181 KEEP PRETENDING THIS IS ALL ABOUT DANCING. 233 00:09:23,183 --> 00:09:25,243 I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE REAL REASON 234 00:09:25,235 --> 00:09:27,235 YOU ASKED ME TO PROM IS 'CAUSE YOU LIKE ME. 235 00:09:27,237 --> 00:09:28,527 ( clicks tongue ) 236 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:31,358 ( salsa music playing ) 237 00:09:38,408 --> 00:09:40,828 IT'S JUST ABOUT DANCING. 238 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:47,416 YOU READY TO ORDER? 239 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:50,627 I THINK I'M GOING TO START WITH SOME PROM-EGRANATE JUICE. 240 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,341 YOU MEAN POMEGRANATE JUICE? 241 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:54,643 WHAT DID I SAY? 242 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:56,305 PROM-EGRANATE? 243 00:09:56,306 --> 00:09:58,516 ( laughs ) THAT'S WEIRD. 244 00:09:58,518 --> 00:10:01,428 IT'S POM. NOT PROM. 245 00:10:01,431 --> 00:10:02,981 ARE YOU GOING TO BE DOING THIS ALL NIGHT? 246 00:10:02,983 --> 00:10:04,353 ( chuckles ) SORRY. 247 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:08,114 IT'S JUST THAT MY PROM'S ONLY A WEEK AWAY, 248 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,228 AND EVERYBODY ELSE HAS A DATE. 249 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:11,490 ABOUT THAT. 250 00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:13,361 SEE, PROM IS ON THE SAME NIGHT 251 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,583 AS THIS OTHER AWESOME EVENT THAT I REALLY WANTED TO TAKE YOU TO-- 252 00:10:16,576 --> 00:10:18,286 THE PIG MUD RUN. 253 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,410 WOW. 254 00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:25,092 THAT DOES SOUND AWESOME. 255 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,625 WHAT'S A PIG MUD RUN? 256 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,547 IT'S A RACE IN MY HOMETOWN 257 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:31,419 WHERE YOU CARRY A PIG THROUGH A MUDDY FIELD 258 00:10:31,421 --> 00:10:32,711 WHILE PEOPLE THROW TOMATOES AT YOU. 259 00:10:32,713 --> 00:10:35,723 AND I THOUGHT PROM WAS ROMANTIC. 260 00:10:35,716 --> 00:10:37,346 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? 261 00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:38,637 COME WITH ME. 262 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,178 YOU'LL GET TO SEE MY RANCH, 263 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,220 AND MEET MY FAMILY. 264 00:10:42,222 --> 00:10:45,442 AND HAVE TOMATOES THROWN AT YOU WHILE YOU CARRY A MUDDY PIG. 265 00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:49,395 AS GREAT AS ALL THAT SOUNDS, 266 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,069 I REALLY WANT TO GO TO MY PROM. 267 00:10:52,072 --> 00:10:53,232 WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. 268 00:10:53,233 --> 00:10:55,453 WHEN YOU CROSS THE FINISH LINE AND HOSE DOWN, 269 00:10:55,445 --> 00:10:57,155 YOU GET TO EAT YOUR PIG. 270 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,449 YEAH. 271 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:02,240 THAT DIDN'T CHANGE MY MIND. 272 00:11:08,548 --> 00:11:11,418 SO GAVIN FINALLY ASKED YOU TO PROM, HUH? 273 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,291 NO, INSTEAD HE ASKED HER 274 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,763 TO CARRY A PIG THROUGH MUD WHILE PEOPLE THROUGH TOMATOES AT HER. 275 00:11:17,217 --> 00:11:19,927 I GUESS I DON'T NEED THIS DRESS ANYMORE. 276 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,930 I'M REALLY SORRY, HONEY. I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT PROM WAS TO YOU. 277 00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,393 BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, 278 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:27,024 NOW YOU CAN RETURN THE DRESS AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK. 279 00:11:27,017 --> 00:11:30,357 YOU ALWAYS KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY, DAD. 280 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:31,360 ( chuckles ) 281 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:34,151 DON'T BE TOO UPSET ABOUT PROM. 282 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:35,744 AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT GOING WITH CHUCK. 283 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,486 HE KEEPS SENDING ME WEIRD LOVE POEMS. 284 00:11:38,488 --> 00:11:41,488 "I'M SO GLAD MY PROM DATE IS YOU, 285 00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:44,201 NO ONE'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN MY TRISHY-POO." 286 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,504 AWW! 287 00:11:46,496 --> 00:11:49,286 I MEAN, EW. 288 00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:52,631 WE'VE RENTED OUR TUXES. 289 00:11:52,632 --> 00:11:54,842 AND A LLAMA TO TAKE US TO THE PROM. 290 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,135 WHOO! 291 00:11:56,136 --> 00:11:58,096 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET A LIMO. 292 00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:01,258 OH. I WAS WONDERING HOW WE WERE ALL GOING TO FIT 293 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,431 ON THE LLAMA. 294 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:06,612 ( romantic music playing ) 295 00:12:06,606 --> 00:12:08,396 ALLY, IT'S HAPPENING! 296 00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:10,438 OH, BOY. OH, BOY. 297 00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:22,069 ALLY, I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT THIS DAY. 298 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:24,362 SO I WANT TO MAKE IT SPECIAL FOR YOU. 299 00:12:24,364 --> 00:12:26,754 WILL YOU DO ME THE HONOR OF LETTING ME TAKE YOU TO YOUR PROM? 300 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,290 THAT'S THE PART WHERE YOU SAY "YES." 301 00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:35,974 ( sighs ) I CAN'T. 302 00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,376 I'M SORRY. 303 00:12:42,302 --> 00:12:44,092 ( whispers ) 304 00:12:44,094 --> 00:12:46,444 I'M GUESSING YOU DON'T WANT A COPY OF THIS. 305 00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:54,351 SO WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 306 00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:56,494 ALL YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THE LAST MONTH 307 00:12:56,486 --> 00:12:58,236 IS GAVIN ASKING YOU TO PROM. 308 00:12:58,238 --> 00:12:59,318 I KNOW. 309 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:01,199 IT'S JUST THAT AFTER OUR LAST TALK 310 00:13:01,201 --> 00:13:03,281 I'M NOT SURE GAVIN'S RIGHT FOR ME. 311 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,003 BECAUSE OF THE PIG MUD RUN? 312 00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:06,535 IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 313 00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:10,036 HE ALSO INVITED ME TO A CHICKEN MUD RUN. 314 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,290 IT'S THE SAME THING. 315 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,581 BUT WITH CHICKENS. 316 00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:16,424 SO ARE YOU GOING TO BREAK UP WITH HIM? 317 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,256 I DON'T KNOW. 318 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:21,088 I'M GOING TO TELL HIM TO GO TO THE PIG MUD RUN WITHOUT ME 319 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,471 SO I HAVE SOME TIME TO THINK. 320 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:26,313 ALL I KNOW IS I'D RATHER STAY HOME 321 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,596 THAN GO TO PROM WITH THE WRONG GUY. 322 00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:28,927 I HEAR YOU. 323 00:13:28,929 --> 00:13:30,889 I WISH I WAS GOING WITH JACE INSTEAD OF CHUCK. 324 00:13:30,891 --> 00:13:32,561 HE WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. 325 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,282 AND HIS POEMS ARE GETTING WORSE. 326 00:13:35,275 --> 00:13:37,195 "I'VE GOT A NEW GIRL, 327 00:13:37,197 --> 00:13:38,737 HER NAME IS TRISH, 328 00:13:38,738 --> 00:13:41,198 I LIE AWAKE DREAMING OF OUR FIRST KISH." 329 00:13:41,201 --> 00:13:44,531 THERE IS NO WAY I'M KISHING HIM. 330 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,040 DID YOU GET ONE WITH MY PHONE? 331 00:13:52,042 --> 00:13:54,332 MAKE SURE YOU USE THE FLASH. I LOOK BETTER IN BRIGHT LIGHT. 332 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,594 MAKE SURE YOU GET MY GOOD SIDE. 333 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,875 AND MY OTHER GOOD SIDE. 334 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,258 TAKE ANOTHER ONE WITH MINE. I THINK I BLINKED. 335 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:03,420 OOH, LET'S DO ONE WITH SILLY FACES. 336 00:14:03,423 --> 00:14:07,183 I'VE BEEN DOING SILLY FACES THE WHOLE TIME. 337 00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:08,467 OKAY, WE'RE DONE. 338 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:10,268 ( chuckles ) 339 00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:12,430 AH, I LOVE THAT DRESS, CARRIE. 340 00:14:12,432 --> 00:14:14,642 THANKS, IT'S SO TIGHT I CAN'T SIT DOWN. 341 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:16,324 BUT IT WAS THE ONLY ONE I COULD FIND 342 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,936 IN MY FAVORITE COLOR. 343 00:14:18,939 --> 00:14:21,359 SHE HAD TO STAND UP IN THE LIMO ON THE WAY OVER HERE. 344 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,481 GOOD THING THEY HAD A SUNROOF. 345 00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:25,292 THAT EXPLAINS THE TREE BRANCH IN YOUR HAIR. 346 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:27,695 NO, I PUT THAT THERE TO HOLD MY HAIR UP. 347 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,289 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF TRISH'S CORSAGE? 348 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,331 I GREW IT MYSELF. 349 00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,673 THAT'S RIGHT. I GARDEN. 350 00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:37,755 I ALSO WOODWORK. 351 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:40,257 I'M GOING TO USE MY DANCE WINNINGS TO BUY NEW TOOLS. 352 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:43,300 YOU GUYS REALLY DIDN'T NEED TO STOP BY HERE. 353 00:14:43,303 --> 00:14:44,933 WE WANTED TO SEE YOU. 354 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,765 FEELS WEIRD GOING TO PROM WITHOUT YOU. 355 00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:48,716 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME WITH US? 356 00:14:48,718 --> 00:14:50,348 YEAH, ALLY. YOU ALREADY HAVE A DRESS. 357 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,770 WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO GET READY. 358 00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:53,641 SERIOUSLY? THAT COULD TAKE HOURS. 359 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,323 LOOK AT HER HAIR. 360 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,726 ALLY, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. 361 00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,229 YOU LOOK GREAT. 362 00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:02,571 YOU ALWAYS LOOK GREAT. 363 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:10,196 UM, DID THOSE TWO USE TO HAVE A THING? 364 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,370 LONG STORY SHORT-- AUSTIN FIRST MET ALLY 365 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:15,753 ON AN UNSEASONABLY WARM SUMMER AFTERNOON. 366 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:17,995 AUSTIN WAS PLAYING THE DRUMS WHEN ALLY SAID, 367 00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:19,538 "DON'T YOU SEE THE--" 368 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:20,799 THEY HAD A THING. IT'S OVER. 369 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,590 HUH. GOT IT. 370 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,643 YOU GOING TO BE OKAY HERE BY YOURSELF? 371 00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,255 I'LL BE FINE. 372 00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:29,307 I WANT YOU ALL TO HAVE A FUN TIME WITHOUT ME. 373 00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:31,259 WE ALWAYS DO. 374 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:47,414 ( dance music playing ) 375 00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,659 AWW! 376 00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,990 I WISH ALLY WAS HERE. 377 00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:53,572 SHE WOULD HAVE LOVED THIS MANATEE CANDLE. 378 00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:55,843 SHE LOVES CANDLES. AND MANATEES. 379 00:15:55,835 --> 00:15:57,915 ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE SHAPED LIKE MANATEES. 380 00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,127 THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME YOU'VE BROUGHT UP ALLY. 381 00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:02,961 IN THE LIMO, YOU KEPT ON SAYING 382 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,392 HOW MUCH SHE LOVES LONG CARS AND BENCH-STYLE SEATING? 383 00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:08,216 WE'RE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS. 384 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,638 AND I FEEL BAD SHE'S NOT HERE TO ENJOY ALL THIS. 385 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,970 AND YOU'RE SURE THAT'S IT? 386 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,512 I KNOW YOU GUYS USED TO GO OUT. 387 00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:16,234 THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY. 388 00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:19,767 THE POINT IS I'M WITH YOU NOW. 389 00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,519 AND I'M REALLY HAPPY. 390 00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:23,481 I'M REALLY HAPPY TOO. 391 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,953 HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GET OUR PICTURE TAKEN? 392 00:16:25,945 --> 00:16:27,365 GOOD IDEA. 393 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,407 MY HAIR LOOKS BEST AN HOUR AFTER I GEL. 394 00:16:29,409 --> 00:16:30,569 ( chuckles ) 395 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:36,995 HEY, BABE, DO YOU WANT ME TO CUT YOUR FOOD FOR YOU? 396 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,036 SHE CAN'T SIT BECAUSE OF HER DRESS. 397 00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,619 SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STAND ALL NIGHT? 398 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,040 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 399 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,042 I STAND ALL THE TIME. I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT. 400 00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,724 WAIT A MINUTE. 401 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:47,215 IF YOU CAN'T MOVE IN THAT DRESS, 402 00:16:47,217 --> 00:16:49,047 - HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DANCE? - LIKE THIS. 403 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,092 BABE, YOU'RE THE BEST. 404 00:16:54,094 --> 00:16:55,354 BUT I'M GOING TO LOSE THE COMPETITION 405 00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:57,685 BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID, BEAUTIFUL DRESS. 406 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,479 TRISH, I'M REALLY HAPPY YOU ASKED ME TO PROM. 407 00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:05,202 WHEN SUN HEE AND I BROKE UP, 408 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,145 I WAS SO HURT. 409 00:17:07,147 --> 00:17:09,357 BUT THEN WE GOT BACK TOGETHER, AND I FELT BETTER. 410 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,739 BUT THEN WE BROKE UP AGAIN. 411 00:17:11,741 --> 00:17:14,611 AND I WAS SO HURT AGAIN. 412 00:17:14,614 --> 00:17:15,964 ( sighs ) 413 00:17:15,955 --> 00:17:17,915 BUT NOW, HERE YOU ARE. 414 00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,207 AND I FEEL BETTER. AGAIN! 415 00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,763 - JACE? - HUH? 416 00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,375 OOH, I SAID FACE. 417 00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:29,547 THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE. 418 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,549 HERE, I'LL GO GET YOU A NAPKIN. 419 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,970 ( chuckles ) 420 00:17:35,175 --> 00:17:37,015 JACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 421 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,096 TRISH, YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL. 422 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,729 ( sighs ) 423 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,230 I JUST WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 424 00:17:42,232 --> 00:17:44,732 THERE'S NO WAY I WAS LEAVING MY GIRL ALONE ON PROM NIGHT. 425 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:46,404 I'M NOT ALONE. 426 00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,446 BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE NOW. 427 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:51,278 BUT I WAS ALONE BEFORE YOU GOT HERE. 428 00:17:51,281 --> 00:17:54,901 COMPLETELY, TOTALLY BY MYSELF. 429 00:17:54,904 --> 00:17:57,004 WELL, I'M HERE NOW. LET'S GET SOMETHING TO DRINK. 430 00:17:56,996 --> 00:17:58,616 OH, THAT'D BE NICE. 431 00:17:58,618 --> 00:18:00,368 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE NICER? 432 00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,750 YOU GETTING IT FOR ME. 433 00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,411 AH, MIGHT BE KIND OF HARD TO CARRY A DRINK 434 00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:07,014 - WITH MY CRUTCHES AND ALL, BUT-- - THANKS! 435 00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:08,626 SURPRISE! 436 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:10,258 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS 437 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:11,380 NOT TO TELL YOU JACE WAS COMING. 438 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,841 WHOO! 439 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,592 YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS? 440 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,274 YEP, FOR A WHOLE WEEK. 441 00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:18,476 AND YOU SAID I COULDN'T KEEP A SECRET. HA! 442 00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,618 YOU OKAY, HON? 443 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,449 I'M HANGING OUT HERE BY MYSELF 444 00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,792 WHILE MY BEST FRIENDS ARE AT PROM. 445 00:18:44,794 --> 00:18:47,304 WHY WOULDN'T I BE OKAY? 446 00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,207 LOOK... 447 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:52,339 I GET YOU NOT WANTING TO GO TO PROM WITH THE WRONG GUY. 448 00:18:52,342 --> 00:18:54,302 SO WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH ME? 449 00:18:54,304 --> 00:18:56,564 I MEAN, I WENT WITH MY MOTHER TO PROM. 450 00:18:58,348 --> 00:18:59,348 EW. 451 00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,639 I MEAN, AWW! 452 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,761 NO, I DEFINITELY MEAN "EW." 453 00:19:03,763 --> 00:19:07,073 OKAY, OKAY, BUT YOU SHOULD STILL GO. 454 00:19:07,066 --> 00:19:09,566 SO YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE-- YOU COULD STILL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 455 00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:11,689 MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 456 00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:13,861 GO! HAVE A GREAT TIME. 457 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:15,493 I'LL EVEN PAY FOR YOUR DRESS. 458 00:19:15,485 --> 00:19:17,235 - REALLY? - YEAH. 459 00:19:17,237 --> 00:19:20,117 YOU KNOW WHAT-- 460 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:22,279 I'M GOING TO DO IT. I'M GOING TO GO TO PROM. 461 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,383 SEE, THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE 462 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,286 IS WORTH WAY MORE THAN-- 463 00:19:28,288 --> 00:19:29,748 $20. 464 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,169 THAT SAYS $220. 465 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,341 - WHAT? - THANKS, DAD. 466 00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:34,923 - YOU'RE THE BEST. - WAIT. 467 00:19:39,599 --> 00:19:41,679 WE MAKE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE. 468 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,301 THIS PICTURE CAME OUT GREAT. 469 00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:44,723 I WOULD HOPE SO. 470 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,524 YOU MADE THAT GUY RETAKE IT 17 TIMES. 471 00:19:47,517 --> 00:19:49,397 WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT 472 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,519 THAT LIGHTING MADE MY PORES LOOK HUGE. 473 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:54,231 SPEAKING OF, CAN I HAVE MY COMPACT BACK? 474 00:19:56,906 --> 00:19:58,236 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 475 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,278 IT'S MY TURN TO GO FRESHEN UP. 476 00:20:02,912 --> 00:20:04,202 I NEED YOUR HELP. 477 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,333 I NEED YOU TO DISTRACT JACE 478 00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:07,085 SO HE DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT CHUCK. 479 00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:09,206 OR DISTRACT CHUCK SO HE DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT JACE. 480 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,708 I DON'T CARE. JUST DISTRACT SOMEBODY. 481 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,831 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEM BOTH THE TRUTH? 482 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,803 BECAUSE JACE WILL BE ANGRY I LIED 483 00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:18,095 AND CHUCK WILL BE HEARTBROKEN. 484 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:19,797 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 485 00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:22,259 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BREAK CHUCK'S HEART. 486 00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,552 HUH-- PUT A DRESS ON YOU, 487 00:20:24,554 --> 00:20:26,404 AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE ALL LADYLIKE. 488 00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:30,769 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE 489 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,350 TO BE AT PROM WITH ONE PERSON 490 00:20:32,352 --> 00:20:34,772 WHEN THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON YOU'D RATHER BE WITH. 491 00:20:34,774 --> 00:20:36,534 MM. 492 00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:52,367 ACTUALLY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 493 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:57,223 TRISH, I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. 494 00:20:57,216 --> 00:20:59,046 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE WITH PIPER. 495 00:20:59,048 --> 00:21:01,678 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HERE WITH ALLY. 496 00:21:01,681 --> 00:21:05,181 AND YOU'RE NOT TRISH. 497 00:21:05,184 --> 00:21:07,154 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE WITH MY SISTER? 498 00:21:07,146 --> 00:21:09,386 PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO PIPER. 499 00:21:09,389 --> 00:21:10,439 I DON'T WANT TO RUIN HER PROM. 500 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,020 YOU KNOW, AUSTIN, 501 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,311 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE'RE HERE. 502 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:16,203 EVEN IF YOUR PORES ARE HUGE. 503 00:21:17,817 --> 00:21:20,737 PIPER, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 504 00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,079 NICE TUX, CHUCK. 505 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:35,341 BUT IT'S NOT AS SHARP AS MINE. 506 00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:38,215 PLEASE, RED. 507 00:21:38,217 --> 00:21:40,217 MY TUX IS SO SHARP, 508 00:21:40,219 --> 00:21:42,549 IT COMES WITH SAFETY GOGGLES. 509 00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:44,382 OH, YEAH? 510 00:21:44,384 --> 00:21:46,024 MY TUX IS SO SHARP, 511 00:21:46,015 --> 00:21:49,345 I GOT A PAPER CUT JUST PUTTING IT ON. 512 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,389 MY TUX IS SO SHARP, 513 00:21:51,391 --> 00:21:52,891 JAPANESE CHEFS USE IT TO CHOP VEGETABLES 514 00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:55,022 TABLESIDE. 515 00:21:55,024 --> 00:21:58,284 ( imitates chopping ) 516 00:21:58,277 --> 00:21:59,317 - HU-AH! - HA! 517 00:22:01,991 --> 00:22:03,491 MY TUX IS SO SHARP, 518 00:22:03,493 --> 00:22:06,213 TEACHERS WARN LITTLE KIDS NOT TO RUN WITH IT. 519 00:22:06,205 --> 00:22:08,325 MY TUX IS SO SHARP, 520 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,367 INSTEAD OF PENCIL SHARPENERS, 521 00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:14,450 PEOPLE USE "PENCIL MY-TUX-ENERS." 522 00:22:14,454 --> 00:22:16,264 OKAY, THAT ONE DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 523 00:22:16,255 --> 00:22:19,215 EH, I'LL ADMIT THAT ONE WAS A STRETCH. 524 00:22:19,218 --> 00:22:21,838 POINT IS... 525 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,051 I LOOK SHARP. 526 00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:25,223 NOW YOU DO. 36734

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