Original subtitles

( rock music playing )

( laughter )

GREAT REHEARSAL, AUSTIN.

MAYBE I SHOULD DO IT AGAIN.

THIS SHOW HAS GOTTA BE PERFECT.

I'M STREAMING IT LIVE TO ALL MY INTERNATIONAL FANS.

RELAX. YOU PRACTICED EACH SONG LIKE 100 TIMES.

I'M EVEN GETTING TIRED OF HEARING 'EM.

AND I WROTE 'EM.

WELL, I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I HEAR THOSE SONGS.

THEY STILL GIVE ME GOOSE BUMPS.

NO, WAIT. THAT'S A MOSQUITO BITE.

OR IS IT A FRECKLE?

OH, IT'S CHOCOLATE.

SO, TRISH, WHAT DID JACE THINK?

WELL, EITHER HE CHEERED SO HARD HIS FACE GOT STUCK,

OR OUR MY-TAPS FROZE.

WELL, LET ME HELP.

JUST GO INTO SETTINGS,

SWITCH OFF THE WI-FI,

CONFIGURE YOUR VPN-- UH--

Jace: Hey, Trish!

OR YOU COULD JUST DO THAT.

You sounded killer, Austin.

THANKS, MAN.

I DON'T USUALLY LET PEOPLE WATCH ME PRACTICE.

Oh, I hear you.

The last time I let Trish watch me practice skating,

I broke my arm in three places.

SO, JACE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ALL WEEK.

Ah, sorry. I've just been busy with work.

But, hey-- we just shared our first concert together.

Well, at least the part I saw.

Which was mostly Dez crying through "I Think About You."

WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING A HEART.

COME ON, AUSTIN.

LET'S GO CHECK OUT THOSE LIGHTS I'M SETTING UP FOR YOUR CONCERT.

LOOK, I KNOW THIS WHOLE LONG-DISTANCE THING IS HARD,

BUT IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THESE THAT MAKE ME REALIZE

JUST HOW...

YOU FROZE AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?

( sighs ) JACE! JACE!

( grumbles ) JACE!

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP

WHERE WE WATCH MOVIES, SHARE MILKSHAKES

AND GIVE EACH OTHER SHOULDER RUBS?

I'M SORRY.

BUT, HEY! I CAN GIVE YOU A SHOULDER RUB.

WHERE DOES IT HURT?

- HERE? - OW!

WELL, NOW IT DOES.

OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS--

MY COUSIN DWYANE INVITED US OVER TO HIS HOUSE TOMORROW.

HE'S A HUGE AUSTIN MOON FAN.

I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY NEED THE TIME TO REHEARSE MORE.

COME ON! HE'S BEEN BEGGING ME FOREVER TO MEET YOU.

HE THINKS I'M THE COOLEST GUY EVER.

CAN YOU BLAME HIM?

OW. OW.

WE SHOULD GO, AUSTIN.

YOU NEED A BREAK, AND IT COULD BE FUN.

OH, YEAH! HANGING OUT WITH A GUY

WHO THINKS DEZ IS COOL.

SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST.

OKAY, FINE, WE'LL GO FOR A LITTLE BIT.

I DO OWE YOU FOR HELPING ME SET UP THESE LIGHTS.

AH, GREAT! HEY, I WANT TO MAKE SURE

THE SPOTLIGHT HITS YOU PERFECTLY.

I'M NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD STAND HERE OR HERE.

( clatters loudly )

YEAH, I THINK I SHOULD STAND WAY OVER THERE.

( clatters loudly )

YOU KNOW WHAT--

WE DON'T NEED SPOTLIGHTS.

( theme music playing )

♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪

♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪

♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪

♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪

♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪

♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪

♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪

♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪

WHOA!

YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSE IS NICE.

( pop music playing )

COOL, HIS DOORBELL PLAYS "HEARTBEAT"!

THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

I TOLD YOU, HE'S A BIG FAN.

WELCOME. I'M BOGUES, DWYANE'S ASSISTANT.

ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SERIOUSLY, I JUST WAXED THE FLOORS.

THEY'RE VERY SLIPPERY.

WHOA, THIS PLACE IS AWESOME.

DWYANE IS IN THE GREAT ROOM.

ARE YOU CHILDREN INTO VIDEO GAMES?

UH, DOES THE AVERAGE ICEBERG WEIGH 200,000 TONS?

IT DOES.

HAD TO LOOK IT UP FOR GEOLOGY.

( groans softly )

DWYANE, YOUR GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED.

AUSTIN, IT IS GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

I'M A BIG FAN.

Austin, Trish, Ally: DWYANE WADE?!

DWYANE WADE'S YOUR COUSIN?

TECHNICALLY, HE'S MY HALF-SECOND- COUSIN-IN-LAW, TWICE REMOVED,

BUT, YEAH.

DON'T YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE?

NOT REALLY.

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW.

DUH! DEZ WADE.

THEY USED TO CALL ME "D. WADE" WHEN I WAS A KID,

BUT HE STOLE IT FROM ME.

IT'S TRUE.

I'M FREAKING!

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE N.B.A. PLAYER.

I NEVER MISS A HEAT GAME.

SINCE WHEN ARE YOU A BASKETBALL FAN?

I'M NOT, BUT I'M A DWYANE WADE FAN.

HE'S SO CUTE.

IT'S TRUE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

AUSTIN MOON IS ACTUALLY AT MY HOUSE.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A HUGE FAN I AM.

WELL, THE SHIRT AND THE DOORBELL GAVE US A DECENT IDEA.

SAY "PANCAKE!"

PANCAKE!

( exhales ) IT'S REALLY COOL TO CHILL WITH YOU.

I'M A REALLY BIG FAN TOO.

LISTEN, IF YOU GUYS NEED ANYTHING, BOGUES WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

OH, I'LL DEFINITELY TAKE CARE OF THEM.

( muffled chuckles )

I'D FIRE THAT GUY, BUT I'M SCARED OF HIM.

LISTEN, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

MI CASA ES SU CASA.

OH, YOU'RE BILINGUAL TOO?

( speaks Spanish )

YEAH, I ONLY KNOW THE "MI CASA" THING.

HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA PLAY "DISCO EXPLOSION"?

- YEAH! - "DISCO EXPLOSION"?

THAT'S MY FAVORITE DANCE GAME.

OH, MAN, I LEFT MY RED DISCO BOOTS AT HOME.

GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SETTLE FOR MY ORANGE DISCO BOOTS.

( exhales deeply )

LET'S PICK OUR AVATARS.

I GET TO BE AUSTIN.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE AN AUSTIN MOON AVATAR IN THIS GAME.

OH, THEY DON'T. I MADE IT.

NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.

YOU GUYS READY? YOU'RE GOING DOWN.

- ( disco music plays ) - OH, IT'S ON.

OH, YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN.

DON'T YOU THINK DWYANE SEEMS MORE THAN JUST A BIG FAN?

IT'S LIKE HE'S OBSESSED WITH AUSTIN.

YOU'RE RIGHT--

DWYANE IS CUTE.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- FORGET IT.

THERE'S SOMETHING A LITTLE OFF HERE.

I'M GONNA HAVE A LOOK AROUND.

WELL, WHILE YOU'RE OFF SOLVING THE CASE OF THE PARANOID SONGWRITER,

I'M GONNA CALL JACE.

YOU REALLY MISS HIM, HUH?

NO, I'M GONNA BRAG THAT I'M AT DWYANE WADE'S HOUSE.

Trish, I'm so excited you called.

GUESS WHERE I'M--

But I gotta go. Bye.

( exhales )

HE JUST HUNG UP ON ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH US.

THIS IS INSANE.

I KNOW. WE WERE COOL LIKE A WEEK AGO.

NO, LOOK AT THIS BOOK.

"AUSTIN IN WONDERLAND"?

DWYANE CHANGED ALL THESE FAMOUS BOOKS TO MAKE THEM ABOUT AUSTIN.

( sighs )

"AUSTINBERRY FINN."

"THE AUSTINBACK OF NOTRE DAME"?

I DON'T THINK IT'S INSANE.

IT'S CREATIVE.

YOU'RE JUST BLINDED BY YOUR CRUSH.

I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH.

MY HEART BELONGS TO WHAT'S-HIS-FACE.

JACE?

RIGHT, HIM.

OKAY, LET'S GO LOOK AROUND.

( music continues )

( music ends )

WHOO! I WIN AGAIN.

- I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PLAYING VIDEO GAMES... - ( Dez pants )

...WITH AUSTIN MOON.

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE WE PLAYED 37 GAMES

WITHOUT TAKING A BATHROOM BREAK.

MR. D. WADE, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PHONE INTERVIEW.

( gasps ) I HAVE A PHONE INTERVIEW?

NO. THE FAMOUS D. WADE.

AW, MAN. I GOTTA GO.

WELL, IT WAS GREAT HANGING OUT, CUZ.

I GUESS WE'LL JUST GRAB ALLY AND TRISH AND HEAD OUT.

NO NO, YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE.

I GOT A WHOLE NIGHT OF FUN PLANNED.

LISTEN, WHILE YOU WAIT ON ME,

BOGUES CAN MAKE YOUR FAVORITE SNACKS--

PANCAKES!

AH, WE DON'T WANNA IMPOSE.

I MEAN, AS MUCH AS I DO LOVE PANCAKES...

WITH MELTED BUTTER AND SWEET SWEET SYRUP--

OKAY, WE'LL IMPOSE.

SO, REMIND ME AGAIN HOW YOU'RE RELATED TO DWYANE WADE.

MY HALF-GRANDMOTHER'S SECOND SISTER MARRIED DWYANE'S HALF-BROTHER'S

UNCLE'S THIRD COUSIN. IT CAN'T BE ANY SIMPLER.

Ally: GUYS...

DWYANE HAS CREEPY AUSTIN STUFF EVERYWHERE.

CHECK OUT THIS TROPHY I FOUND IN THE HALLWAY.

IT'S FOR BEING THE NUMBER-ONE AUSTIN MOON FAN.

HUH, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY GAVE THOSE OUT.

THEY DON'T. HE MADE IT HIMSELF.

THERE'S NOTHING CREEPY ABOUT THAT.

HERE YOU ARE--

A STACK OF AUSTIN MOON PANCAKES.

WHOA!

IS THAT MY FACE ON THOSE?

OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE CREEPY.

HEY, LOOK, I'M AUSTIN.

♪ CAN YOU EAT IT WITH SYRUP-UP-UP? ♪

HERE IS YOUR FORK.

( Ally shrieks )

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A KNIFE.

SO YOU CAN CUT THE PANCAKES.

MAKES IT EASIER TO SHARE.

COME ON, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW OBSESSED DWYANE IS.

LOOK, DWYANE CHANGED ALL THESE BOOK TITLES,

AND PUT YOUR NAME IN THEM.

REALLY?

YEAH, SEE?

"DR. JEKYLL AND MR. AUSTIN."

"AUSTIN AND JULIET."

OH, A "CAN YOU FIND AUSTIN?" BOOK!

THERE HE IS.

THERE HE IS.

THERE...

- THERE HE IS. - ( sighs ) THIS IS WEIRD.

I MEAN, WHO WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO--

( girls gasp )

WHOA!

HE HAS A WHOLE SECRET SHRINE TO YOU, AUSTIN.

UH, LOOK, THERE'S PHOTOS AND BOBBLEHEADS,

EVEN AN AUSTIN MOON CUCKOO CLOCK.

I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU HE'S OBSESSED.

- HUH. - OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU NOW.

YEAH.

THIS WHOLE THING IS A LITTLE...

( Austin's voice ) Cuckoo, cuckoo.

YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.

WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'S COOL DWYANE'S SUCH A BIG FAN,

BUT THE LONGER WE STAY HERE...

THE CRAZIER IT GETS.

DEZ, HE'S YOUR COUSIN.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM WE'RE TIRED OF HANGING OUT?

( sighs ) 'CAUSE THEN HE'LL GET UPSET AND TELL MY MOM.

( grunts ) DWYANE IS A HUGE TATTLETALE.

LET'S JUST SNEAK OUT.

OH.

I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR. IT'S JAMMED.

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

( kids scream )

( chuckles nervously ) WE'RE, UH, HEADED HOME.

IT'S GETTING LATE.

OH, I DON'T THINK SO.

NOBODY LEAVES CASA D. WADE...

EVER.

( chuckles )

FOLLOW MY LEAD.

HEY, BOGUES. ( chuckles )

WHY DON'T WE PLAY A QUICK GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK,

WHILE WE WAIT FOR DWYANE TO GET BACK?

YOU'RE "IT." CLOSE YOUR EYES

AND WE'LL ALL HIDE.

AW, WHY DOES HE GET TO BE "IT"?

WHAT?

OHH...

WAIT, WHAT?

BOGUES. ( chuckles )

COUNT TO 50, AND WE'LL ALL GO HIDE.

( sighs ) OKAY.

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,

EIGHT, NINE, TEN,

ELEVEN, TWELVE, THIRTEEN,

FOURTEEN, FIFTEEN,

SIXTEEN, SEVENTEEN...

OKAY, YOU GUYS HIDE BEHIND THE COUNTER,

AND I'M GONNA HIDE IN THE PIANO.

IS ANYONE GONNA TELL HIM

WE'RE NOT ACTUALLY PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK?

NOT JUST YET.

( metal clanging )

Dez: OW! OH! OW.

OKAY, NOW WE CAN TELL HIM.

WE ONLY SAID WE WERE PLAYING HIDE-AND-SEEK TO GET AWAY FROM DWYANE.

OH.

WELL, THAT DIDN'T WORK.

HEY, CUZ!

HEY, GUYS.

( all scream )

HEY, YOU LEFT BEFORE I COULD SHOW YOU MY SONG.

- YOUR SONG? - YEAH.

I WAS HOPING ME AND AUSTIN COULD PERFORM IT AT HIS NEXT GIG.

YOU SEE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A ROCK STAR.

I WANNA BE AUSTIN MOON.

BAM!

LOOK, IT'S COOL YOU WANNA BE ME, DWYANE.

I MEAN, I WANNA BE YOU,

BUT I'M NOT ASKING THE HEAT TO PUT ME IN

THE STARTING LINEUP NEXT WEEKEND.

UNLESS YOU COULD MAKE THAT HAPPEN! CAN YOU?

MMM...

NOPE.

UH, LOOK, DWYANE, WE APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST,

BUT THERE'S NO WAY--

WE CAN GIVE YOU AN ANSWER UNTIL WE DISCUSS IT FIRST.

- GUYS? - ( Ally chuckles nervously )

LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN PERFORM WITH ME.

THIS CONCERT'S TOO BIG. I'M STREAMING IT LIVE AROUND THE WORLD.

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF HIM.

OKAY, FIRST, NOT ALL OF US WANNA GET RID OF HIM.

AND SECOND, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DWYANE GETS OBSESSED WITH THINGS,

BUT ONCE HE DOES THEM, HE MOVES ON.

AH, WHEN WE WERE KIDS, HE WANTED TO BE A FIREMAN,

THEN HE WANTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT, THEN A CHEF,

THEN A BALLERINA.

MAN, HE DID NOT LOOK GOOD IN A TUTU.

SO, IF I SING HIS SONG AND LET HIM PERFORM,

HE'LL STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH ME?

YEP.

DWYANE, YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.

YES!

WAIT, SHOULDN'T YOU AT LEAST HEAR THE SONG

BEFORE YOU COMMIT TO PERFORMING IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD?

HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

- ( plays slow tune ) - ♪ HEY, GIRL ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY GIRL ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE FLYEST GIRL ♪

♪ OUT OF EVERY GIRL ♪

♪ AND GIRL ♪

( high-pitched ) ♪ YOU'RE SUCH A GIRL ♪

( normal voice ) ♪ I LOVE YOU, GIRL ♪

( high-pitched ) ♪ GIRL ♪

♪ GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL ♪

♪ GIRL GIRL. ♪

( all chuckle nervously )

DID HE REALLY JUST RHYME "GIRL" WITH "GIRL" EIGHT TIMES?

I THINK IT WAS 12.

LET'S JUST TELL DWYANE THE TRUTH.

HIS SONG IS TERRIBLE AND THERE'S NO WAY AUSTIN CAN SING IT.

WHY BEAT AROUND THE BUSH?

PERFECT. SO YOU'RE GONNA TELL HIM?

HO-HO, NO.

I'LL BE HIDING BEHIND THE BUSH.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GUYS ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT.

JUST SING THE SONG AND GET IT OVER WITH.

YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE STREAMING YOUR SHOW

FOR ALL OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL FANS

AND EMBARRASSING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.

WELL, IF WE CAN'T TELL HIM THE TRUTH

AND WE CAN'T SING THE SONG,

THEN WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE?

I GUESS WE CAN TRY AND FIX THE SONG.

WHY DON'T WE INVITE DWYANE TO AN EMERGENCY SONGWRITING SESSION?

GREAT IDEA! YOU CAN TEACH HIM HOW TO BE A BETTER SONGWRITER.

( both, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?!

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

YOU KNOW THAT NEW SONG WE JUST FINISHED?

WE'LL TRICK DWYANE INTO THINKING HE WROTE IT.

I STILL THINK WE CAN USE DWYANE'S SONG.

IF YOU JUST CHANGE THE WORD "GIRL" TO "TRISH"...

IT'S NOT SO BAD.

♪ HEY, TRISH ♪

♪ YOU ARE MY TRISH ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE FLYEST TRISH ♪

( high-pitched ) ♪ TRISH TRISH TRISH TRISH ♪

♪ TRISH TRISH TRISH TRISH TRI-- ♪

SO, DWYANE, WE LOVE YOUR SONG

AND CAN'T WAIT FOR AUSTIN TO PERFORM IT.

WE JUST HAVE A FEW MINOR SUGGESTIONS.

LESS THAN MINOR. MORE LIKE MINI SUGGESTIONS.

EEE. ( chuckles )

COOL. I'M DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU PLAY US

WHAT YOU HAVE NOW?

AND WE'LL STOP YOU IF WE HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR IMPROVEMENTS.

( plays low note )

OKAY, WE'RE GONNA STOP YOU.

SO, IT'S A GREAT START,

BUT WHAT IF INSTEAD OF PLAYING ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE,

YOU PLAYED A LITTLE MORE OVER HERE?

- ( plays slightly higher note ) - NO. ( chuckles )

- ( plays higher notes ) - NO. NO.

UM, JUST RIGHT HERE.

( plays high note )

PERFECT.

( plays fast-tempo melody )

OKAY, GONNA STOP YOU AGAIN.

WHAT IF INSTEAD OF THIS...

( plays fast-tempo melody )

...WE TRY THIS.

( plays mid-tempo melody )

WHOA.

THAT'S AWESOME.

DWYANE, YOU'RE A NATURAL.

LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST DID.

I KNEW I HAD IT IN ME.

DO YOU THINK MY LYRICS WILL WORK WITH THIS?

MAYBE THEY DON'T HAVE TO.

EXCUSE ME.

SO, WHEN YOU WROTE "GIRL, YOU ARE MY GIRL,"

WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO EXPRESS?

I THINK I WAS TRYING TO SAY TO A GIRL...

THAT'S SHE'S MY GIRL.

INTERESTING.

SEE, WHEN WE FIRST HEARD "GIRL,"

WE THOUGHT IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR A PRIZE,

AS SOMETHING YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO WIN.

OH, YEAH.

THAT TOO.

SO, IN THAT CASE,

WHY DON'T WE TRY THIS?

- ( playing mid-tempo tune ) - ♪ GONNA BE FIRST TO THE FINISH LINE ♪

♪ NEVER GIVING UP TILL WE'RE OUT OF TIME ♪

♪ AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT THERE, NO DOUBT ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪

♪ I'M ABOUT. ♪

MAN!

I'M A BETTER SONGWRITER THAN I THOUGHT.

IT'S AMAZING WHAT A FEW MINOR CHANGES CAN DO.

( chuckles nervously )

ALLY, I CAN'T WATCH YOU PACE ANYMORE.

MY NECK IS CRAMPING.

I CAN'T HELP IT.

AUSTIN MOON FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD

ARE GONNA BE SEEING THIS PERFORMANCE,

AND I DON'T KNOW IF DWYANE CAN PULL IT OFF.

YOU CHILDREN HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I HELPED DWYANE WITH HIS CHOREOGRAPHY.

GREAT.

NOW I'M NOT WORRIED AT ALL.

( cheers, applause )

HEY, EVERYBODY.

I'D LIKE TO GIVE A SHOUT-OUT

TO MY FANS ALL AROUND THE WORLD.

( cheering )

AS A SPECIAL TREAT,

THIS FIRST SONG IS WRITTEN BY N.B.A. SUPERSTAR,

DWYANE WADE.

- ( pop music playing ) - ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪

♪ OH-OH, OH-OH-OH, OH-OH ♪

♪ I'M GONNA BE FIRST TO THE FINISH LINE ♪

♪ NEVER GIVING UP TILL WE'RE OUT OF TIME ♪

♪ AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT THERE, NO DOUBT ♪

♪ THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT, I'M ABOUT ♪

♪ NOT GONNA BREAK TILL THE MUSIC STOPS ♪

♪ KEEP ON CLIMBING TILL WE HIT THE TOP ♪

♪ IF YOU GOT A DREAM, GOTTA LET IT OUT ♪

♪ SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU'RE ALL ABOUT, ALL ABOUT ♪

♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪

♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT ♪

♪ YEAH, NA NA NA NA NA ♪

♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S OUR TIME ♪

♪ LET'S TAKE THIS OUT TO THE STREETS ♪

♪ EVERYONE'S FOLLOWING ME ♪

♪ WE'LL THROW OUR HANDS IN THE SKY ♪

♪ WE'RE CELEBRATING OUR LIVES ♪

♪ COME ON, LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT ♪

♪ THIS MAY BE ALL THAT WE GOT ♪

♪ RIGHT HERE THE MOMENT IS NOW ♪

♪ LET'S SHOW 'EM WHAT WE'RE ABOUT ♪

♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪

♪ NA NA NA NA NA ♪

♪ YEAH-AH! ♪

( cheers and applause )

THAT WAS AWESOME. YOU KILLED IT OUT THERE.

AUSTIN, YOU WERE OKAY TOO.

( both chuckle )

YEAH, YOU WERE GREAT, DWYANE.

THANKS.

BUT YOU STILL OWE ME.

I KNOW I DIDN'T WRITE THAT SONG.

YOU AND ALLY TRICKED ME.

( exhales ) OH, NO, YOU'RE NEVER

GONNA LEAVE US ALONE NOW, ARE YOU?

IT'S ALL GOOD.

BECAUSE OF YOU, I GOT TO BE A ROCK STAR.

THANKS, MAN.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

( both, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?!

YOU KNOW THE AUSTIN AND DEZ HANDSHAKE?

IT'S MINE. DEZ STOLE IT FROM ME.

IT'S TRUE.

( both, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?!

SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING, CUZ?

DON'T BE LATE.

HE MAKES A MEAN BROCCOLI CASSEROLE.

WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT STUFF?

ISN'T THAT FROM DWYANE'S HOUSE?

YEAH, I FOUND IT IN HIS TRASH.

APPARENTLY, HE'S OVER YOU.

I TOLD YOU LETTING HIM PERFORM WOULD WORK.

HE THREW OUT EVERYTHING?

( sighs ) EVEN THE CUCKOO CLOCK?

( Austin's voice ) Cuckoo...

( distorted ) Cuckoo, cuckoo...

I GUESS I'M BACK TO BEING YOUR NUMBER-ONE FAN.

THIS WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN MY SECRET AUSTIN MOON SHRINE.

THAT I DON'T HAVE.

OH, HEY, TRISH, JACE GOT YOU A PRESENT.

A CHAIR?

( sighs ) SO ROMANTIC.

HEY, JACE. GOT YOUR GIFT.

NOTHING SAYS "SORRY FOR BLOWING YOU OFF" LIKE A CHAIR.

Trish, let me explain.

YOU THINK I WANT SOME STUPID CHAIR?

THIS IS THE MOST...

( chair vibrating )

...AMAZING GIFT I'VE EVER GOTTEN!

WHOA!

SO IT'S A MASSAGE CHAIR WITH A TV,

AND A COOLER?!

WHOA. ( gasps )

Yeah, I wasn't blowing you off;

I was working extra hours, so I could buy it for you.

It'll make up for not always being there

for shoulder rubs, movies and milkshakes.

AWW.

THANK YOU, JACE.

THIS IS SO SWEET.

I'M SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU.

Well, that's okay. Even though we're apart,

we can always share these special moments together.

I know in my heart that what we have--

SHH! I'M TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE HERE.