Original subtitles

HEY, NELSON.

HOW'S THE SCHOOL ELECTION GOING?

GREAT.

WHOEVER GETS THE MOST COATS BECOMES PRESIDENT.

IT'S VOTES, NELSON, NOT COATS.

WHOEVER GET'S THE MOST VOTES BECOMES PRESIDENT.

AWW, NARTZ!

DO YOU KNOW HOW HOT IT IS

WEARING THIS MANY COATS IN MIAMI?

THAT'S SCHOOL'S IN TROUBLE IF THAT KID WINS.

YOU GUYS WANT TO COME

TO THE MIAMI INVENTION CONVENTION WITH US?

DEZ'S DAD HAS A BOOTH.

HE'S UNVEILING HIS LATEST INVENTION.

IT'S A SHIRT MADE OUT OF NAPKINS.

HE CALLS IT THE SHIRTNAP.

WOW.

THOSE SHIRTS ARE REALLY MADE OUT OF NAPKINS?

YEP. AND THE BEST PART

NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE,

YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO WIPE YOUR MOUTH ON.

SO YOU JUST WALK AROUND WITH STAINS ON YOUR SHIRT ALL DAY?

( both laugh, scoff )

NO, THAT'S WHAT THE TIEKIN IS FOR.

AUSTIN MOON, I HAVE GREAT NEWS.

HEY, JIMMY, WHAT'S UP?

YOU'VE BEEN INVITED TO PERFORM

AT THE WORLD MUSIC FESTIVAL THIS WEEKEND.

- ( Ally gasps ) - Austin: WHAT?!

THAT'S HUGE!

IF YOU'RE A HIT, YOU'LL BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

I WANT YOU GUYS

TO WRITE A NEW SONG FOR THE FESTIVAL.

MAYBE IF YOU SELL ENOUGH COPIES

YOU COULD AFFORD TO BUY A CLEAN SHIRT.

CATCH YOU LATER.

WE STILL ON FOR ROCK CLIMBING?

NEVER WERE.

MAN, I LOVE THAT GUY.

( theme music playing )

♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪

♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪

♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪

♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪

♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪

♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪

♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪

♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪

♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪

♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪

♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪

♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪

♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪

OKAY, DEZ, I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CONVENTION.

I JUST NEED TO TALK TO ALLY.

YEAH.

PENS, PAPER, WATER, FRUIT AND PICKLES--

WE'RE ALL SET.

YOU PREPPING FOR A HURRICANE?

A HURRICANE CALLED INSPIRATION.

IT MAY BE TOUGH. IT MAY BE PAINFUL,

BUT WE'RE GONNA STAY IN THIS ROOM

UNTIL WE WRITE THE BEST SONG EVER.

DID YOU JUST LOCK THE DOOR?

I HAVE A MILLION IDEAS.

GREAT, I LOVE THEM ALL.

I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID WHAT IT IS YET.

BUT YOU SOUND REALLY CONFIDENT,

SO WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND WRITE THE SONG

AND I'LL GO TO THE INVENTION CONVENTION.

I'LL HELP YOU FINISH IT WHEN I GET BACK.

( chuckles ) OH, YEAH.

THAT SEEMS FAIR.

YOU GO TO THE CONVENTION AND HAVE FUN

AND I'LL STAY HERE AND DO ALL THE WORK BY MYSELF.

I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND.

THANKS, ALLY. YOU'RE THE BEST.

IT'S CALLED SARCASM.

CALL THE SONG WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I TRUST YOU.

GUESS WHO HATES HER NEW JOB AT RICO'S TACOS.

I HAVE TO PASS OUT MENUS,

REFILL SALSAS, WAIT TABLES,

WASH DISHES, SERVE FOOD!

( deeply exhales ) I'M EXHAUSTED!

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T START UNTIL TONIGHT.

I DON'T. BUT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

IS WEARING ME OUT.

GREETINGS FROM THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!

UH, DEZ, WHAT ARE THOSE?

THESE ARE 4-D GLASSES.

THEY ALLOW ME TO TASTE WHATEVER I'M LOOKING AT.

( inhales sharply )

HMM.

THIS PIANO IS AN OAKY FLAVOR WITH A TASTE OF...

( inhales ) PICKLES.

DEZ, THOSE GLASSES MAKE YOU LOOK MORE RIDICULOUS THAT USUAL.

( slightly inhales ) SOMEONE'S BITTER.

( slightly inhales ) AND A LITTLE MINTY.

THAT CONVENTION HAD SO MANY COOL THINGS.

HERE, ALLY, I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

THE TUNE-PRO 3000?

THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC.

- ( plays notes ) - YOU PLUG IN A FEW NOTES, HIT A FEW BUTTONS...

- ( machine trills ) - AND...

( pop music playing )

THIS MUSIC TASTES GREAT!

( music stops )

THIS WILL CUT OUR SONGWRITING TIME IN HALF.

I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE USING A MACHINE TO WRITE SONGS.

YOU CAN'T TAKE SHORTCUTS TO CREATIVITY.

YES, YOU CAN. I JUST DID.

LOOK, I APPRECIATE THE GIFT, AUSTIN,

BUT I THINK WE'RE BETTER OFF WRITING THE SONG

THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.

BUT--

BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT

THE TUNE-PRO 3000 IS GONNA SAVE US

SO MUCH TIME.

AFTER I PUT IT BACK TOGETHER.

( exhales ) GOOD AS NEW.

- ( button clicks ) - ( distorted coughing )

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

OH, I'LL SHOW ALLY.

WHEN SHE HEARS MY AWESOME NEW SONG WITH THE TUNE-PRO,

SHE'S GONNA BE TOTALLY SHOCKED.

- ( twanging sound plays ) - ( zapping )

( yawning )

( clears throat )

WHOA.

MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP.

OH, NO!

I WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP ALLY WRITE OUR SONG.

( sighs )

HUH?

WHOA.

WHAT HAPPENED TO SONIC BOOM?

DEZ, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, JUST TRYING OUT THESE NEW 8-D GLASSES.

THEY ALLOW ME TO FEEL THE EMOTION OF WHAT I LOOK AT.

AWW!

THIS CHAIR'S SO SAD.

DON'T WORRY, BUDDY, SOMEONE WILL SIT ON YOU SOON.

( scoffs ) 8-D GLASSES?

WHAT HAPPENED TO 4-D GLASSES?

AUSTIN, IT'S THE YEAR 2345.

NOBODY'S USED 4-D GLASSES IN, LIKE, 300 YEARS.

2345?!

( exhales sharply ) I MUST HAVE SLEPT LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.

SEE, CHAIR?

I TOLD YOU.

THIS IS GONNA SOUND CRAZY, BUT

A MINUTE AGO IT WAS 2013,

AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S 2345?

NO, AUSTIN. IT DOESN'T SOUND CRAZY

THAT YOU TOOK A 300-YEAR NAP.

THE LAST THING I REMEMBER IS GETTING ZAPPED BY THAT TUNE-PRO.

MAYBE IT'S MESSING WITH MY HEAD!

HMM, COULD BE.

REMEMBER WHEN I GOT ZAPPED BY MY HAMSTER-BOT

AND ONLY SPOKE MARTIAN FOR A MONTH?

( laughs ) THAT WAS GALLIFRAX!

OH, YEAH. SO GALLIFRAX.

SO EVERYTHING HERE ALWAYS LOOKS THIS...

PLAIN?

EVER SINCE WE WON THE GREAT PLAID WARS,

ONE COLOR MAKES LIFE SO MUCH EASIER.

( chuckles ) COULD YOU IMAGINE ME WEARING

A BUNCH OF CRAZY COLORS? HA!

SO, WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE INSTRUMENTS?

THE GUITARS, DRUMS, PIANOS?

OH, YOU MEAN THOSE THINGS IN THE MUSEUM DISPLAY?

NO ONE KNOWS HOW THEY WORK.

( sputters )

HOW DID PEOPLE WRITE MUSIC BEFORE THE TUNE-PRO 21 MILLION?

THE TUNE-PRO 21 MILLION?!

AW, I KNEW IT WOULD CATCH ON!

THIS THING STARTED THE REVOLUTION.

AFTER THE TUNE-PRO CAME THE SCRIBBLE-PRO TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK,

THEN THE CHORE-PRO TO MAKE YOUR BED

AND THE STRENGTH-PRO TO DO YOUR WORKOUT FOR YOU.

( exhales rapidly )

WHOA!

I'LL WORK OUT THE REST OF MY BODY LATER.

WE HAVE TO STUDY FOR OUR INTER-GALACTIC HISTORY TEST.

HMM.

HERE, PUT ON YOUR THOUGHT-PRO.

( beeping melody plays )

MARTIANS WERE GIVEN THE RIGHT TO VOTE IN 2318.

MAN! WITH THESE THINGS

I'LL NEVER HAVE TO READ ANOTHER BOOK.

THE FUTURE'S AWESOME!

HEY, GUYS.

Both: BOOP!

HEY, AUSTIN.

DON'T FORGET, WE STILL HAVE TO FINISH OUR SONG

FOR THE GALACTIC MUSIC FESTIVAL.

YOUR SONG IS GONNA BE BEAMED ALL ACROSS THE GALAXY.

( exhales )

WELL, WE BETTER GET WORKING ON THE SONG NOW.

NAH, WE'LL WRITE IT AFTER WE MEET TRISH FOR LUNCH.

WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.

THE CONCERT'S NOT UNTIL TOMORROW.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THERE'S NO RUSH.

WE'VE GOT THE TUNE-PRO.

THE BEST SHORTCUT TO CREATIVITY.

BOOP!

- ( tentatively ) BOOP. - ( Ally continues )

WHOA!

HERE'S YOUR TOASTER AND BIONIC HEART.

THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT FUTURE MART.

WHERE OUR MOTTO IS: "WE SELL EVERYTHING

EXCEPT THE TUNE-PRO 21 MILLION."

WISH WE WE DID SELL IT;

THE MOTTO WOULD BE SHORTER.

HEY, TRISH. CAN I GET

A TURKEY SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD,

A VANILLA MILKSHAKE AND AN EGG-WHITE OMELET

WITH A SIDE OF FETTUCCINI IN WHITE SAUCE.

( groans )

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK THAT IS?

( bell dings )

( sighs )

THIS IS THE HARDEST JOB I'VE EVER HAD.

THANK YOU.

OOH, CAN I GET SOME PANCAKES--

SORRY, I'M ON BREAK.

( bells chime )

WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE PRESIDENT'S ABOUT TO SPEAK.

Hello, Miami.

All: WHAT'S UP, PRESIDENT NELSON?

NELSON'S THE PRESIDENT?

Welcome to this year's Galactic Movie Festival.

It's a music festival?

Aww, nartz!

Do you know how long it took me to make all this popcorn?

I HOPE HE LETS US DANCE TODAY.

You may have a two-minute dance block starting...

now.

YES!

Male voice: ( monotone ) DANCE.

- ( warped screeches, beeps playing ) - ♪ DANCE ♪

♪ DANCE... ♪

WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SOUND?

THAT'S YOUR LATEST HIT SINGLE.

HOW COULD ANYONE HEAR THIS

AND NOT WANNA DANCE?

♪ D-D-D-DANCE ♪

THAT IS SO GALLIFRAX.

♪ D-D-D-DANCE. ♪

WE HAVE TO WRITE A NEW SONG FOR THE FESTIVAL.

THE ONE WE HEARD IN THE MALL ISN'T EVEN MUSIC.

IT'S JUST SOUNDS.

THAT'S WHAT MUSIC'S SUPPOSED TO BE.

RANDOM NOISE TO FILL THE SILENCE.

NO, IT'S NOT.

MUSIC'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL THINGS.

IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU DANCE LIKE YOU HAVE WATER IN YOUR EARS.

IT MAKES YOU DANCE LIKE THIS.

WHOA.

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

( chuckles ) THAT'S ME SHOWING YOU

HOW I FEEL WHEN I HEAR REAL MUSIC.

WELL, I GUESS WE CAN TRY TO WRITE SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

( twanging, trilling sounds play )

HERE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

♪ MOVE ♪

( warped screeches and beeps playing )

♪ MOVE ♪

- ♪ MOVE. ♪ - ( sounds stop )

THAT'S THE SAME SONG WE HEARD AT FUTURE MART.

( scoffs ) AUSTIN, THAT ONE SAID...

( deep voice ) "DANCE DANCE."

( normal voice ) AND THIS ONE SAYS...

( deep voice ) "MOVE MOVE."

THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

- ( sounds continue ) - ♪ MOVE. ♪

( sounds stop )

I DON'T WANNA USE THE MACHINE TO MAKE MUSIC ANYMORE.

BUT PEOPLE LOVE THE MUSIC WE MAKE WITH THE TUNE-PRO.

JIMMY'S NOT GONNA WANNA CHANGE THAT.

WELL, I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM.

TRUST ME, THERE'S A BETTER WAY TO MAKE MUSIC THAN THE TUNE-PRO 21 MILLION.

JIMMY, WE NEED TO TALK.

I CAN'T PERFORM THIS MUSIC.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANNA DO THIS.

WHY WOULD YOU WANNA DO THAT?

LOOK, AUSTIN, IF YOU DON'T WANNA PERFORM THIS MUSIC YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

I'LL JUST REPLACE YOU.

AW, THANKS, JIMMY. I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTA--

WAIT, WHAT?

AUSTIN, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THE FUTURE OF MUSIC.

THE TUNE-PRO MADE INSTRUMENTS UNNECESSARY,

AND THIS IS GONNA MAKE PERFORMERS UNNECESSARY.

MEET THE AUSTIN-BOT.

( robotic monotone voice ) BOOM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW RING?

THAT IS A NICE SHADE OF WHITE.

OH.

HOW DID YOUR TALK WITH JIMMY GO?

NOT GOOD. HE'S REPLACING ME WITH A ROBOT.

I SAW HIM. HE'S EVEN MORE HANDSOME THAN AUSTIN.

( scoffs ) DEZ, WE LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.

( chuckles ) SURE YOU DO.

I'M SORRY, AUSTIN.

SO THIS AUSTIN-BOT, DOES HE NEED A MANAGER?

THE FUTURE STINKS.

THE MACHINES HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING.

THERE'S NO COLOR, THERE'S NO EXCITEMENT.

IT'S ALL THE SAME.

BUT THAT'S HOW THINGS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.

NO, THEY HAVEN'T.

AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU.

ALLY, WE'RE GONNA PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER

AND WRITE A SONG THE OLD-SCHOOL WAY.

GRAB THE KEYBOARD.

I'M ON IT!

WHAT'S A KEYBOARD?

( sighs ) IT'S THIS THING.

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY IT.

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU ALL HOW TO PLAY INSTRUMENTS.

CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY THIS?

DEZ, THAT'S A LADDER.

YES. BUT HOW DO YOU PLAY IT?

WE'LL GET BACK TO THAT.

TRISH, I NEED SOME COLORFUL CLOTHES FOR MY PERFORMANCE.

CAN YOU USE THAT MACHINE AT YOUR JOB TO MAKE SOME?

IT'S AGAINST THE RULES. I'LL GET FIRED!

I'M ON IT!

NOW DEZ, I NEED YOU

TO STOP THE AUSTIN-BOT FROM PERFORMING.

USE YOUR GIANT ARM AND CRUSH HIM.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THAT.

WHAT IF HE'S STRONGER THAN ME?

WHAT IF HE'S FASTER THAN ME?

WHAT IF HE'S SMARTER THAN ME?

BUDDY, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU...

HE'S ALL OF THOSE THINGS.

SO THIS IS A "C" CHORD.

( plays "C" chord )

AND THIS IS A "D" CHORD.

( plays "D" chord )

- YEAH. - ( gasps )

WITH A LITTLE PRACTICE, YOU--

( plays a full scale )

--TOTALLY DON'T NEED MY HELP.

WHOA!

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!

THAT WAS YOU ROCKIN' THE KEYBOARD.

( exhales )

I GUESS I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS MUSIC IN ME.

I JUST NEEDED YOU TO BRING IT OUT.

NOW LET'S WRITE A SONG.

FIRST WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOME CHORDS.

OH, UM, LIKE THIS?

( playing melody )

THAT'S GREAT!

NOW LET'S COME UP WITH SOME WORDS.

I GOT IT!

( playing upbeat melody )

( deep voice ) ♪ DANCE ♪

♪ DANCE DANCE ♪

- ♪ DANCE DAN-- ♪ - IT CAN'T JUST BE ANY WORD!

THEY HAVE TO COME FROM YOUR HEART.

WHAT'S THE LAST POWERFUL EMOTION YOU EXPERIENCED?

( normal voice ) LOVE.

( chuckles softly )

REALLY?

( giggles )

YEAH. I WAS SITTING NEXT TO YOU

AT THE KEYBOARD AND I THOUGHT...

"MAN, I LOVE THIS NEW SEAT CUSHION I BOUGHT."

IT IS SO COMFY.

OKAY...

LET'S GO WITH LOVE THEN.

WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT LOVE?

UM, IT DOESN'T FADE OVER TIME.

IT'S TIMELESS?

( playing melody )

♪ THIS LOVE IS NEVER GONNA FADE ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS ♪

- ♪ WE ARE TIMELESS. ♪ - ( music stops )

THAT'S INCREDIBLE!

WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO WRITE SONGS THAT WAY?

( chuckles softly )

A GOOD FRIEND TAUGHT ME.

WAS IT TRISH?

NO.

( laughs )

HERE, COME ON.

COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

AH! GALLIFRAX!

( robotic voice ) HA, I JUST WON AGAIN.

IT'S NOT FAIR. YOU'RE A ROBOT.

YOU'RE, LIKE, PART-VIDEO GAME.

DEZ!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CRUSH HIM,

NOT LET HIM CRUSH YOUR HIGH SCORE.

I WAS GOING TO, BUT...

THEN WE STARTED HANGING OUT.

HE'S LIKE A COOLER VERSION OF YOU.

DID YOU KNOW

HE STARTED OUT AS A TOASTER?

Dez and Austin-Bot: WHAT UP?!

( laughs )

AUSTIN-BOT, YOU DON'T NEED TO PERFORM FOR ME TONIGHT.

I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF.

BUT THIS IS AUSTIN-BOT'S BIG BIG BREAK.

BURNING TOAST IS NO LONGER AUSTIN-BOT'S PROBLEM.

( nervous chuckle )

BUT THE FANS ARE EXPECTING AUSTIN MOON.

THERE'S ONLY ONE REAL ME.

AUSTIN-BOT IS A BETTER VERSION.

OH, YEAH? CAN YOU DO THIS?

THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO DO THIS.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DANCE-OFF.

DEZ, GIVE ME A BEAT.

♪ DANCE DANCE ♪

( warbled screeches and beeps playing )

♪ DANCE DANCE ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-D... ♪

♪ D-D-D-D-DANCE ♪

( robotic voice ) SYSTEM ERROR.

SYSTEM ERROR.

SYSTEM-- SYS--

ERR-- ERR-- ERR--

SYSTEM-- SYSTEM-- SYS--

ERR-- ERR-- ERR-- ERR--

( distorted ) ERROR.

NO!

DON'T LEAVE ME!

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

DEZ, THAT'S THE ROBOT.

( composed ) I KNOW.

( sobbing )

AUSTIN-BOT.

NOPE. JIMMY, IT'S ME.

AUSTIN MOON?

I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PERFORM.

WHAT ON MARS IS GOING ON HERE?

I'M GONNA SHOW THE GALAXY THE FUTURE OF MUSIC.

WELL, IT BETTER BE GOOD. THE PRESIDENT IS HERE.

( bells chime )

TIME TO TAKE THE STAGE.

( groans ) THIS IS SO MUCH WORK.

HIT IT, ALLY.

( playing upbeat tune )

♪ EVERY DAY DAY DAY ♪

♪ I FALL FOR YOU A LITTLE ♪

♪ MORE-ORE-ORE ♪

♪ AND EVERY NIGHT ♪

♪ NIGHT NIGHT ♪

♪ I DREAM OF YOU SO BEAUTIFUL ♪

♪ OH-OH, YEAH-AY ♪

♪ EVERY TIME WE LAUGH ♪

♪ I SEE THE SPARKS FLY ♪

♪ AND EVERY TIME YOU BLUSH ♪

♪ I FEEL THOSE BUTTERFLIES ♪

♪ BABY, HOW WE FEEL ♪

♪ WILL ALWAYS BE IN STYLE ♪

♪ FOREVER AND EVER ♪

♪ THIS LOVE IS NEVER GONNA FADE ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS ♪

♪ MY HEART WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS ♪

♪ WE'RE GONNA LAST ♪

♪ OUR LOVE WILL ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS ♪

♪ WE ARE TIMELESS. ♪

( cheers )

AUSTIN.

THAT WAS AMAZING!

- THANKS. - GUESS WE DON'T NEED THIS TUNE-PRO ANYMORE.

( sighs ) NO, WE DON'T.

( zapping )

AUSTIN, ARE YOU AWAKE?

WHAT HAPPENED?

OH, MAN, I HAD THE CRAZIEST DREAM.

YOU WERE THERE AND YOU WERE THERE

AND YOU WERE THERE AND YOU--

NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

THAT'S THE PARAMEDIC.

HE SAYS YOU GOT A PRETTY NASTY SHOCK

FROM THAT STUPID TUNE-PRO.

BUT YOU'LL BE FINE.

GREAT.

ALLY, WE GOTTA FINISH THAT SONG.

AND WE ARE NOT USING THE TUNE-PRO.

BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED THAT THING.

NO, I HATE IT.

ONE MINUTE YOU'RE USING A MACHINE TO WRITE A SONG,

AND THE NEXT MINUTE, MUSIC'S JUST A BUNCH

OF BEEPS AND BOOPS AND NELSON'S PRESIDENT.

- ( chuckles nervously ) - ( exhales )

MAYBE WE SHOULD GET THE PARAMEDIC BACK HERE.

WHAT DID YOU DREAM ABOUT ANYWAY?

THE FUTURE.

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER,

BUT ALLY AND I HAVE TO GET TO WORK.

BUT I HAVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE!

DO I EVER GET A GIRLFRIEND?

HOW MANY "BEST DIRECTOR" AWARDS DO I WIN?

DOES THE SHIRTNAP EVER TAKE OFF?

WHAT ABOUT THE TIEKIN?

ARE NAPKINS STILL RELEVANT?!

COME ON, DEZ, LET'S SEE IT!

WHAT'S HE DOING?

HE SAID THE INVENTION CONVENTION INSPIRED HIM.

TO DO WHAT?

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

ALL WHITE CLOTHES. PRETTY...

FASHION-FORWARD, HUH?

OH, NO.

HEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

A NEW FAN FROM ICELAND SENT A REMIX

OF YOUR LATEST SONG.

( warbled beeps and screeches playing )

NO.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

GUESS WHAT!

I JUST GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT!

NO!

( screaming )

FUNNY, THE PRINCIPAL HAD THE SAME REACTION.

♪ DANCE DANCE ♪

♪ DANCE. ♪