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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,679 --> 00:00:09,639 - HEY. - WHAT'S UP? 2 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,080 OKAY! 3 00:00:11,082 --> 00:00:13,082 YOU'RE RIGHT ON TIME FOR THE FIRST OFFICIAL 4 00:00:13,084 --> 00:00:15,494 TEAM AUSTIN AND TEAM ALLY MEETING. 5 00:00:15,486 --> 00:00:18,316 OUT LITTLE GIRL'S STEPPING OUT ON HER OWN. 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,549 ( voice breaking ) ONE SEC. 7 00:00:21,552 --> 00:00:23,522 ALLY, IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY 8 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,704 WE WERE STANDING HERE PICKING UP THE PIECES 9 00:00:25,696 --> 00:00:27,156 OF THE CELLO DEZ AND I BROKE. 10 00:00:27,158 --> 00:00:29,158 THAT WAS YESTERDAY. 11 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,800 AND YOU STILL OWE ME $300 FOR IT. 12 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:33,633 LET'S NOT LIVE IN THE PAST. 13 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:36,774 HOW ABOUT WE GET THIS MEETING STARTED? 14 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:38,637 WHO ARE YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT FIRST? 15 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,209 WE'VE WORKED OUT A SYSTEM FOR THAT. 16 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:42,341 DEZ IS GOING TO SHOOT A VIOLIN BOW 17 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:44,183 AND DRUMSTICK ARROW AT A TARGET. 18 00:00:45,716 --> 00:00:47,076 OBSERVE. 19 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,422 AND I'LL DO IT BLINDFOLDED. 20 00:00:53,424 --> 00:00:55,734 SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M PLAYING FAVORITES. 21 00:01:01,532 --> 00:01:04,062 LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT AUSTIN FIRST. 22 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,174 AUSTIN IT IS. 23 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,837 AUSTIN, YOU ASKED ME TO BOOK REHEARSAL SPACE, 24 00:01:08,839 --> 00:01:11,669 SCHEDULE A PHOTO SHOOT AND UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE. 25 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,682 I'M HAPPY TO REPORT THAT ALL THOSE THINGS ARE OFFICIALLY 26 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:15,745 ON MY TO-DO LIST. 27 00:01:16,847 --> 00:01:19,207 WELL, I'M OFFICIALLY... 28 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:20,610 OKAY WITH THAT. 29 00:01:22,153 --> 00:01:24,493 AND ALLY, I SPOKE TO JIMMY STARR 30 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:25,615 ABOUT GETTING YOU A RECORD DEAL. 31 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,517 I'M SORRY, BUT HE DOESN'T THINK 32 00:01:28,519 --> 00:01:29,819 IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO SIGN YOU. 33 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:31,520 WELL, THAT NO-GOOD HACK WOULDN'T KNOW TALENT 34 00:01:31,522 --> 00:01:33,292 IF IT HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD! 35 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:34,804 HE SIGNED ME. 36 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,625 THAT GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. 37 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,599 HE THINKS ALLY'S TALENTED. 38 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:42,301 HE JUST DOESN'T THINK SHE AND AUSTIN 39 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,243 SHOULD BE SIGNED TO THE SAME RECORD LABEL. 40 00:01:44,235 --> 00:01:45,705 I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE. 41 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,306 WE SHOULDN'T BE COMPETING FOR JIMMY'S ATTENTION. 42 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,779 I'M REALLY SORRY, ALLY. 43 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,410 WE'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 44 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,212 ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT. 45 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,554 I GOT ALLY AN AUDITION TO PERFORM AT A CONCERT 46 00:01:55,546 --> 00:01:57,546 FOR SOME OTHER BIG-NAME RECORD EXECS! 47 00:01:57,548 --> 00:01:59,218 - OH MY GOD! - YES! 48 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,490 SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S AMAZING, TRISH! 49 00:02:01,492 --> 00:02:04,122 THE AUDITION'S TOMORROW, SO BE READY TO WOW THEM. 50 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,464 IF YOU REALLY WANNA WOW THEM, 51 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:06,626 YOU NEED TWO THINGS: 52 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,427 THE BEST ALLY YOU CAN BE... 53 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,730 AND A BOXING KANGAROO! 54 00:02:12,663 --> 00:02:15,573 HOW IS THAT GONNA HELP ME WITH THE AUDITION? 55 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:17,866 I DON'T KNOW. BUT I GUARANTEE YOU'LL WOW THEM. 56 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:22,311 ( flatly ) WOW. 57 00:02:22,313 --> 00:02:24,283 ( theme music playing ) 58 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,247 ♪ WHEN THE CROWD WANTS MORE ♪ 59 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,719 ♪ I BRING ON THE THUNDER ♪ 60 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,350 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK ♪ 61 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,582 ♪ AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER ♪ 62 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:34,293 ♪ YOU'RE MY POINT, YOU'RE MY GUARD ♪ 63 00:02:34,285 --> 00:02:35,655 ♪ YOU'RE THE PERFECT CHORD ♪ 64 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,726 ♪ AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER ON EVERY BILLBOARD ♪ 65 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:41,829 ♪ WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP, WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK ♪ 66 00:02:41,832 --> 00:02:43,562 ♪ WE'LL MAKE 'EM SAY "HEY!" ♪ 67 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,744 ♪ AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN' ♪ 68 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:50,166 ♪ OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 69 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,240 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA ♪ 70 00:02:53,244 --> 00:02:56,384 ♪ IT'S NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO ♪ 71 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,377 ♪ WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA," YEAH, AND I KNOW ♪ 72 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,380 ♪ I OWN THIS DREAM ♪ 73 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,493 ♪ 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME ♪ 74 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:08,656 ♪ THERE'S NO WAY I COULD MAKE IT WITHOUT YA ♪ 75 00:03:08,659 --> 00:03:11,719 ♪ DO IT WITHOUT YA, BE HERE WITHOUT YA. ♪ 76 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,331 OKAY, THE KEY TO AN AUDITION 77 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,413 IS TO HAVE CONFIDENCE, FLAVOR 78 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,875 AND SWAG. 79 00:03:27,238 --> 00:03:29,238 I'M NOT SURE WHAT TWO OF THOSE WORDS MEAN, 80 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,340 SO I'LL FOCUS ON THE CONFIDENCE. 81 00:03:30,341 --> 00:03:32,511 YOU WALK IN THE ROOM, 82 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,323 - POP YOUR COLLAR... - ( chuckles ) 83 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,785 DON'T HAVE A COLLAR, SO JUST WALK IN THE ROOM. 84 00:03:35,786 --> 00:03:38,946 ...SING YOUR SONG, BUST OUT A COOL DANCE MOVE 85 00:03:38,949 --> 00:03:41,789 AND LEAVE LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE. 86 00:03:43,254 --> 00:03:44,904 OH YEAH. 87 00:03:44,895 --> 00:03:46,725 SO I'LL SING, THEN LEAVE. 88 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:47,727 ( sighs ) 89 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,228 I DON'T KNOW, AUSTIN. 90 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,700 I THINK I GOTTA DO THIS MY WAY. 91 00:03:51,702 --> 00:03:53,462 I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SING. 92 00:03:53,464 --> 00:03:55,814 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU COULD SING A SONG YOU WROTE FOR ME. 93 00:03:55,806 --> 00:03:57,436 BUT I COULDN'T PICK ONE, SO I FIGURED 94 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,938 WHY NOT SING ALL OF THEM? 95 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,309 HERE, LOOK. 96 00:04:01,312 --> 00:04:03,872 THE AUDITION'S ONLY TWO MINUTES LONG. 97 00:04:03,874 --> 00:04:05,784 RIGHT, SO YOU GOTTA DO IT FAST. 98 00:04:05,776 --> 00:04:07,616 WHEN YOU HEAR THE BUZZER, 99 00:04:07,618 --> 00:04:08,618 SWITCH SONGS. 100 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:12,280 ♪ AND DON'T LOOK DOWN DOWN ♪ 101 00:04:12,283 --> 00:04:13,853 - ♪ DOWN DOWN... ♪ - ( mimics buzzer ) 102 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,894 - ♪ I LOVE THE THINGS YOU DO-- ♪ - ( mimics buzzer ) 103 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:19,457 - ♪ I CAN GET YOUR HEART BEAT BEAT BEAT-- ♪ - ( mimics buzzer ) 104 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,330 - ♪ NA NA NA-- ♪ - ( mimics buzzer ) 105 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:22,332 - ♪ NOBODY-- ♪ - ( mimics buzzer ) 106 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:23,433 OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 107 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,269 ( sighs ) OH, MAN. 108 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,970 ALLY'S GOT A LOT OF COMPETITION HERE. 109 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,972 THEN I GUESS IT'S TIME TO START PSYCHING THEM OUT. 110 00:04:36,006 --> 00:04:39,576 ( whimpers ) DO NOT GO IN THERE. 111 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:42,310 THE PRODUCERS TORE ME TO SHREDS. 112 00:04:43,354 --> 00:04:44,694 AND TRUST ME... 113 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,715 ( voice breaking ) I'M BRILLIANT. 114 00:04:46,717 --> 00:04:49,387 IF I CAN'T MAKE IT, 115 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,390 NONE OF YOU HAVE A CHANCE. 116 00:04:54,525 --> 00:04:56,625 AND JUST LIKE THAT, I'M IN THEIR HEADS. 117 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:04,881 ( vocalizing ) 118 00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:06,305 SOUNDS GOOD, DEZ. 119 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,076 BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE ONLY 120 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:08,437 AUDITIONING GIRLS. 121 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:10,079 NO. LOOK. 122 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,610 ( Dez vocalizes ) 123 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,623 ( continues ) 124 00:05:18,749 --> 00:05:20,449 SHE'S PERFECT. 125 00:05:22,753 --> 00:05:24,363 I'M GOING IN. 126 00:05:26,096 --> 00:05:27,856 HYDRATING? ( chuckles ) 127 00:05:27,858 --> 00:05:29,858 ME TOO. 128 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:32,700 I FIND WATER AS ONE OF NATURE'S LITTLE GIFTS. 129 00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:35,713 THEY SAY TO DRINK SIX TO EIGHT GLASSES A DAY... 130 00:05:35,706 --> 00:05:36,866 I DRINK 12. 131 00:05:45,876 --> 00:05:47,546 ( whispers ) I LOVE YOU. 132 00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:54,393 WELL? 133 00:05:54,385 --> 00:05:55,425 - DID YOU GET IT? - HOW'D IT GO? 134 00:05:55,426 --> 00:05:56,656 I DON'T KNOW. 135 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,587 IT FELT REALLY GOOD. 136 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:00,389 ATTENTION, GIRLS. 137 00:06:00,391 --> 00:06:03,131 IF I WERE IN CHARGE, I'D PICK ALL OF YOU. 138 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:05,403 WELL, THAT'S A LIE. I AM IN CHARGE 139 00:06:05,396 --> 00:06:07,096 AND I'M ONLY PICKING ONE OF YOU. 140 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,999 ALLY DAWSON! 141 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,840 ( cheering ) 142 00:06:13,844 --> 00:06:16,014 OH! THANKS SO MUCH, VAL. 143 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:18,106 I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE A NEW SONG FOR THE CONCERT. 144 00:06:18,108 --> 00:06:20,808 OH, HON'. THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 145 00:06:20,811 --> 00:06:22,811 I KNOW YOU WRITE SONGS FOR AUSTIN, 146 00:06:22,813 --> 00:06:25,793 BUT I WRITE ALL THE SONGS FOR THE GROUP. 147 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,116 All: GROUP? 148 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:30,387 WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A SOLO PERFORMER. 149 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,660 - NOPE. - OOPS. 150 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:35,403 HERE IS YOUR OFFICIAL CAT EARS, 151 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,725 YOUR TAIL, A FLEA COLLAR 152 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,397 AND SOME STANDARD RELEASE FORMS. 153 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,728 CONGRATS. YOU'RE THE THIRD MEMBER 154 00:06:40,731 --> 00:06:42,171 OF THE STRAY KITTIES. 155 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:44,002 HERE'S COUNTRY KITTY. 156 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,176 ( country accent ) MEOW! 157 00:06:47,177 --> 00:06:49,007 AND GLAMOUR KITTY. 158 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:51,009 ( breathy ) MEOW. 159 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:54,551 ME-OW. 160 00:06:54,545 --> 00:06:56,885 WELCOME TO THE GROUP, GIRL. 161 00:06:56,887 --> 00:06:58,117 KITTIES. 162 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,088 Kitties: MEOW. 163 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,651 HERE, KITTY KITTY. 164 00:07:02,653 --> 00:07:03,653 COME ON, KITTY. 165 00:07:03,654 --> 00:07:05,034 PRETTY KITTY, COME ON. 166 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,425 COME ON. 167 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,144 GIRLS, 168 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:16,965 I GIVE YOU THE NEWEST MEMBER 169 00:07:16,967 --> 00:07:18,667 OF THE STRAY KITTIES. 170 00:07:18,669 --> 00:07:20,109 WICKED KITTY! 171 00:07:23,874 --> 00:07:25,024 ( hisses ) 172 00:07:26,877 --> 00:07:28,717 VAL, DON'T YOU THINK HER SMOKY EYES 173 00:07:28,719 --> 00:07:30,019 WILL DISTRACT FROM MINE? 174 00:07:30,020 --> 00:07:31,980 AND TOO MUCH MAKEUP IS MY THING. 175 00:07:31,982 --> 00:07:34,022 I THOUGHT YOUR THING WAS BAD DANCING? 176 00:07:34,024 --> 00:07:35,594 GIRLS, REMEMBER: 177 00:07:35,586 --> 00:07:37,886 WE'RE KITTIES, NOT CATTY. 178 00:07:37,888 --> 00:07:40,028 SO ALLY, 179 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:41,960 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 180 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:42,992 I DON'T KNOW. 181 00:07:42,993 --> 00:07:45,203 THIS LOOK ISN'T WHO I AM AT ALL. 182 00:07:45,195 --> 00:07:46,735 I KNOW. 183 00:07:46,737 --> 00:07:48,037 ISN'T IT GREAT?! 184 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:50,970 GREATY GREAT GREAT. 185 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,671 ( weak chuckle ) 186 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:53,803 ANYWAY VAL, I'VE SPENT 187 00:07:53,804 --> 00:07:55,984 THE LAST FOUR HOURS IN HAIR AND MAKEUP, 188 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,106 AND NO ONE'S EVEN MENTIONED 189 00:07:57,107 --> 00:07:58,577 WHAT SONG WE'RE SINGING YET. 190 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,909 IT'S NOT ABOUT THE SONG. 191 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:01,910 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPECTACLE. 192 00:08:01,912 --> 00:08:04,892 EXAMPLE: OUR SONG IS CALLED "PILLOW FIGHT." 193 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:08,055 SO I AM PICTURING LOTS AND LOTS... 194 00:08:08,058 --> 00:08:09,218 OF FEATHERS! 195 00:08:09,219 --> 00:08:10,989 ( cackling ) 196 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:15,734 ALL RIGHT. LET'S START REHEARSING. 197 00:08:15,726 --> 00:08:17,196 UH, THE MUSIC STARTS, 198 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,567 EXPLOSION, EXPLOSION, EXPLOSION. 199 00:08:19,570 --> 00:08:21,200 LIGHTS UP AND BOOM-- OPENING POSES. 200 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,201 SHOW ME! 201 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:23,572 COUNTRY KITTY! 202 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:26,806 MEOW. 203 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,807 YEE-HAW! 204 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:28,878 GLAMOUR KITTY. 205 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:31,240 MEOW. 206 00:08:31,241 --> 00:08:33,081 OH, SO CHIC. AND WICKED KITTY! 207 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,953 GIVE ME SOMETHING FIERCE! 208 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:38,888 ( yelling ) MEOW! 209 00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,519 ( hisses ) 210 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,520 WE'LL FIX THAT LATER! 211 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,552 NOW THE DANCING! 212 00:08:43,554 --> 00:08:45,664 ALLY, JUST WATCH WHAT THEY DO. 213 00:08:45,656 --> 00:08:46,626 MUSIC! 214 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,727 ( dance music plays ) 215 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:53,561 WHENEVER YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE, JUST JOIN IN. 216 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:55,144 THANKS, I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT. 217 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,865 - JOIN IN! - OH! UM... 218 00:09:01,011 --> 00:09:02,071 YOU'RE IN MY SPOT. 219 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:03,242 OH, SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW. 220 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:04,653 NOW YOU'RE IN MY SPOT. 221 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,645 OH! OH! 222 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,776 PILLOWS! PILLOWS! 223 00:09:10,981 --> 00:09:13,221 ( both giggling ) 224 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,586 OW! 225 00:09:17,588 --> 00:09:19,728 CUT CUT! 226 00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:21,060 OH! I AM SO SORRY! 227 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,191 ( groaning ) 228 00:09:22,192 --> 00:09:23,292 ( exhales ) 229 00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:25,003 VAL, THIS JUST AIN'T WORKIN'. 230 00:09:24,995 --> 00:09:26,035 WE DON'T NEED WICKED KITTY. 231 00:09:26,036 --> 00:09:28,036 WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE THE TWO OF US? 232 00:09:28,038 --> 00:09:30,038 I'LL TAKE CENTER STAGE, AND THEN GLAMOUR KITTY 233 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,000 WILL BE MY BACKUP DANCER. 234 00:09:31,001 --> 00:09:32,171 BACKUP DANCER? 235 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,712 I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS WHO THE LEAD IS. 236 00:09:34,705 --> 00:09:36,145 - ME. - NO. IT'S ME. 237 00:09:36,146 --> 00:09:37,306 - ( grunts ) HA! - ( groans ) 238 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:39,077 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN NUMBER ONE! 239 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,979 - ( Kitties arguing ) - Val: GIRLS. 240 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,351 GIRLS! 241 00:09:42,352 --> 00:09:44,182 WE'RE ALL STARS HERE. 242 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:46,364 THERE'S NO "I" IN "KITTIES." 243 00:09:46,356 --> 00:09:48,256 ACTUALLY, THERE ARE TWO. 244 00:09:48,258 --> 00:09:50,788 AND... LUNCH! 245 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,668 AUSTIN, I CRACKED IT! 246 00:09:59,670 --> 00:10:01,170 ANOTHER CELLO? 247 00:10:01,171 --> 00:10:03,671 WE STILL OWE ALLY MONEY FOR THE FIRST ONE WE BROKE. 248 00:10:03,674 --> 00:10:04,684 NO. 249 00:10:04,675 --> 00:10:05,905 WELL, YES. I DID BREAK ANOTHER ONE. 250 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:07,236 BUT NO! 251 00:10:07,237 --> 00:10:09,907 I FINALLY CAME UP WITH A WAY TO WIN OVER GLAMOUR KITTY. 252 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,210 SHE'S GLAMOROUS. 253 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:13,041 SO IF I'M GONNA WIN HER HEART, 254 00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:16,023 I GOTTA UP MY GLAM FACTOR. 255 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:17,986 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - NOT A CLUE. 256 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,318 IF YOU WANNA WIN HER OVER, 257 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,689 YOU GOTTA HAVE SWAGGER. 258 00:10:21,692 --> 00:10:24,092 YOU GOTTA BE SUAVE. 259 00:10:24,094 --> 00:10:25,234 TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. 260 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,099 WATCH THE MASTER. 261 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,907 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 262 00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:47,915 - ( exhales ) - I CAN DO THAT. 263 00:10:47,918 --> 00:10:48,918 ( exhales ) 264 00:10:52,983 --> 00:10:54,323 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 265 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,195 I THINK THEY GIVE FREE REFILLS. 266 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,172 YOU KNOW WHAT? 267 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,683 I HAVE A BETTER IDEA TO WIN OVER GLAMOUR KITTY. 268 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,145 JUST DRESS NICE AND BUY HER SOMETHING EXPENSIVE. 269 00:11:19,009 --> 00:11:21,209 AND STAY AWAY FROM STRAWS. 270 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,760 ( gasps ) 271 00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,333 BONJOUR, MADEMOISELLE. 272 00:11:35,325 --> 00:11:36,925 WHO ARE YOU? 273 00:11:36,927 --> 00:11:39,067 THE BETTER QUESTION IS... 274 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:41,769 WHOM AREN'T I? 275 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,403 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 276 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,414 THE NAME'S DEZ. 277 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,936 JUST DEZ. 278 00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:49,238 WELL, JUST DEZ, 279 00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:51,079 YOU CAN CALL ME GLAMOUR KITTY. 280 00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:53,111 I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 281 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,193 I HAVE A LOT OF IMPORTANT, MYSTERIOUS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 282 00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:58,146 BUT I WANTED TO SAY, I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND... 283 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,050 AND I LIKE WHAT I SEE. 284 00:12:02,052 --> 00:12:03,322 OH, REALLY? 285 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,333 DO YOU SEE ANYTHING... 286 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,195 YOU LIKE? 287 00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:08,227 ( gasps ) 288 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,160 ME-OW. 289 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,414 THERE'S A GIFT RECEIPT IN THE BOX... 290 00:12:17,107 --> 00:12:18,767 IF YOU WANNA EXCHANGE IT. 291 00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,319 ( dance music playing ) 292 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,320 ♪ MEOW OW OW ♪ 293 00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:34,182 ♪ THAT SPELLS PILLOW FIGHT ♪ 294 00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:36,034 ♪ NO NO NO NO ♪ 295 00:12:36,026 --> 00:12:37,486 ♪ BOYS ALLOWED ♪ 296 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,487 Glamour Kitty: ♪ I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY ♪ 297 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:41,329 ♪ GOOSE DOWN PILLOW ♪ 298 00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:43,191 All: ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ 299 00:12:43,193 --> 00:12:45,043 ♪ WE'LL BE SUPER LOUD ♪ 300 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:46,495 ♪ MY CACTUS PILLOW ♪ 301 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:49,036 ♪ WILL MAKE YOU SAY "OW" ♪ 302 00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:50,269 ♪ OH OH OH ♪ 303 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,440 ♪ ALL THE ISSUES WILL WORK OUT ♪ 304 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:53,902 ♪ I'LL SMACK YOUR FACE ♪ 305 00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:56,554 ♪ WITH MY LEATHER PILLOWCASE. ♪ 306 00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:57,946 ( Val cheering ) 307 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,078 BRAVO, KITTIES! 308 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,549 BRAVO! 309 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,050 OH! 310 00:13:02,052 --> 00:13:03,812 THAT WAS HORRIBLE, RIGHT? 311 00:13:03,814 --> 00:13:05,824 IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 312 00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:07,356 IT WAS NICE AND LOUD. 313 00:13:07,357 --> 00:13:09,057 YOUR LIPS ARE ALL... DARK? 314 00:13:09,059 --> 00:13:11,019 GLAMOUR KITTY HAD HER MOMENTS. 315 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,021 ( deep sigh ) IT STUNK! 316 00:13:13,023 --> 00:13:14,223 WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 317 00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:15,534 YOU GOTTA QUIT. 318 00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:18,065 BUT I'VE NEVER QUIT ANYTHING. 319 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:20,068 I FILLED IN FOR MY GRANDMA'S BOWLING TEAM 320 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:22,570 THREE YEARS AGO, AND I STILL GO TO THE WEEKLY GAMES. 321 00:13:22,572 --> 00:13:24,032 YOU CAN'T GO UP IN FRONT OF 322 00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,144 ALL THOSE RECORD EXECS LIKE THIS. 323 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,509 I KNOW. 324 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:33,810 I GOTTA TELL VAL I'M LEAVING THE STRAY KITTIES. 325 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,123 MM-MM. MM-MM. 326 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,015 MM-MM-MM-MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. 327 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:41,018 NO ONE LEAVES THE STRAY KITTIES. 328 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:44,051 YOU'RE GONNA BE WEARING A TAIL FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS. 329 00:13:44,054 --> 00:13:45,064 WHAT?! 330 00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:46,525 WELL, PERHAPS YOUR MANAGER 331 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,096 SHOULD HAVE READ THE FINE PRINT 332 00:13:48,098 --> 00:13:50,328 BEFORE YOU SIGNED THIS. 333 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,030 NOBODY READS THE FINE PRINT. 334 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,043 IT'S LIKE READING THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK 335 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,465 WHEN YOU GET A NEW JOB. 336 00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:57,466 YEAH! 337 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,553 BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A PART OF THIS. 338 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:09,115 YOU'RE NOT REALLY GONNA MAKE ME DO SOMETHING I DON'T WANNA DO. 339 00:14:09,119 --> 00:14:10,119 ARE YOU? 340 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,120 MM. I CAN MAKE YOU DO WHATEVER I WANT. 341 00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,423 ACCORDING TO THIS CONTRACT, 342 00:14:14,424 --> 00:14:16,364 I OWN YOU. 343 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,056 TRISH. 344 00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:21,059 WHAT CONTRACT? 345 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,274 SWEETIE, 346 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,435 I HAVE SIX MORE COPIES AT HOME, 347 00:14:27,437 --> 00:14:28,967 A COPY ON MY COMPUTER 348 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,869 AND I'VE ALREADY FAXED A COPY TO MY LAWYER. 349 00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:34,003 YEAH? 350 00:14:34,004 --> 00:14:36,084 WELL, WE'RE NOT CLEANING UP THAT MESS. 351 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,406 ALLY! 352 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:40,009 SORRY. ( nervous chuckle ) 353 00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:41,550 HABIT. ( grunts ) 354 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,111 SEE YOU AT THE SHOW! 355 00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:45,993 AND EVERY SHOW FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS... 356 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:46,986 WICKED KITTY. 357 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:47,987 ( cackling ) 358 00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,470 ALLY, I FEEL TERRIBLE. 359 00:15:02,472 --> 00:15:04,132 AS YOUR MANAGER, I SHOULD HAVE READ 360 00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:05,984 THAT CONTRACT MORE CLOSELY... 361 00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:07,076 OR AT ALL. 362 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,638 WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 363 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,510 GLAMOUR KITTY AGREED TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME 364 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:13,542 NEXT WEEK. 365 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,423 WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 366 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,615 I DON'T KNOW. MADE ME FEEL PRETTY GOOD. 367 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,218 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 368 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,050 I CAN'T BREAK THAT CONTRACT. 369 00:15:22,052 --> 00:15:23,392 IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. 370 00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:26,163 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO KITTIES LIKE ME IN THE POUND? 371 00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:31,699 ALLY, YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP ON THIS OPPORTUNITY. 372 00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:35,541 SO YOU THINK I SHOULD PERFORM WITH THE STRAY KITTIES? 373 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,035 NO. WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THAT CONTRACT, 374 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,008 AND YOU'RE GONNA SING SOLO TONIGHT. 375 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,310 WE JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY 376 00:15:41,311 --> 00:15:42,571 TO DISTRACT THE OTHER KITTIES. 377 00:15:42,572 --> 00:15:44,242 I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 378 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,724 MY CAT LOVES THIS THING. 379 00:15:45,715 --> 00:15:47,675 HERE, GLAMOUR KITTY. HERE, GLAMOUR KITTY. 380 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,317 - GET THE LITTLE BALL. - GIVE ME THAT. 381 00:15:49,319 --> 00:15:50,319 HEY! 382 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,320 YOU KNOW THEY'RE NOT 383 00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:52,721 ACTUALLY CATS, RIGHT? 384 00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:54,352 THAT'S NEVER GOING TO WORK. 385 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:58,587 AUSTIN! 386 00:15:59,729 --> 00:16:01,089 SORRY. 387 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:12,099 OKAY, WHILE AUSTIN'S TAKING CARE OF THE KITTIES, 388 00:16:12,102 --> 00:16:14,972 WE NEED TO COME UP WITH A PLAN TO GET ALLY OUT OF HER CONTRACT. 389 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,654 YOU GOT ANYTHING? 390 00:16:16,646 --> 00:16:18,606 I HAD A CAT TOY ON A STICK, 391 00:16:18,608 --> 00:16:20,648 BUT SOMEONE TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME. 392 00:16:21,611 --> 00:16:22,681 FORGET THE CAT TOY! 393 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,582 CHECK IT OUT. 394 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,124 THOSE TULIPS SET ME BACK A PRETTY PENNY. 395 00:16:27,117 --> 00:16:28,687 BUT GLAMOUR KITTY'S WORTH IT. 396 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,565 THAT'S IT. 397 00:16:36,566 --> 00:16:38,726 YOU JUST GAVE ME AN IDEA TO GET ALLY OUT OF THE GROUP. 398 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:40,268 AH! 399 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,600 I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 400 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,471 YOU DO? 401 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:44,473 TOTALLY. 402 00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:45,614 REALLY? 403 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,635 YEAH. 404 00:16:47,637 --> 00:16:50,107 BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD SAY IT OUT LOUD FIRST. 405 00:16:51,481 --> 00:16:52,481 JUST FOLLOW ME. 406 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,619 BE HONEST. 407 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,590 DO YOU THINK THAT MY FAKE EYELASHES 408 00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:04,722 LOOK TOO FAKE? 409 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,634 NO. JUST FAKE ENOUGH. 410 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,696 ( both laughing ) 411 00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:11,759 WE ARE GONNA KILL IT TONIGHT. 412 00:17:11,761 --> 00:17:13,761 IF THAT ALLY DOESN'T RUIN IT. 413 00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:15,473 OH, I KNOW. SHE DOES NOT HAVE 414 00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:17,135 A TALENTED BONE IN HER BODY. 415 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,337 ( snickering ) 416 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,508 HEY, KITTIES. 417 00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:21,239 Kitties: HEY, AUSTIN MOON. 418 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,411 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW TALENTED 419 00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:25,083 YOUR FRIEND ALLY'S BONES ARE. 420 00:17:25,075 --> 00:17:26,745 WHERE IS ALLY? 421 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,576 OH. YOU DIDN'T HEAR. 422 00:17:28,578 --> 00:17:31,248 VAL WANTED HER TO HAVE A SPECIAL ENTRANCE. 423 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,751 SHE'S GONNA CRAWL OUT OF A TRAP DOOR CENTER STAGE 424 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,053 AND START THE SHOW. 425 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,364 WHOA, HOLD UP. 426 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,586 WHY DOES ALLY GET A SPECIAL ENTRANCE? 427 00:17:37,587 --> 00:17:38,687 YEAH. 428 00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:40,388 VAL SAYS SHE'S THE STAR OF THE GROUP. 429 00:17:40,390 --> 00:17:42,660 SHE'S NOT THE STAR OF THE GROUP, I AM! 430 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,532 AND IF ALLY'S GETTING A SPECIAL ENTRANCE, 431 00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:45,744 SO AM I. 432 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,395 WELL, SO AM I. 433 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:48,697 ALL RIGHT. 434 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:50,368 IF YOU SAY SO. 435 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,370 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 436 00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,371 ( gasps ) 437 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,754 THIS... STAGE TUNNEL... 438 00:17:59,749 --> 00:18:02,249 LEADS DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH THE STAGE. 439 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:04,682 Both: IT DOES? 440 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,824 OH, YEAH. 441 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:07,755 I'VE PLAYED THIS CLUB BEFORE. 442 00:18:07,757 --> 00:18:09,317 MAKES A GREAT ENTRANCE. 443 00:18:09,319 --> 00:18:10,589 TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END, 444 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:11,790 AND THEN POP UP. 445 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,591 ME FIRST! 446 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,593 OUT OF MY WAY! 447 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,734 OOH! 448 00:18:15,725 --> 00:18:18,695 ( both groaning, grunting ) 449 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,235 VAL, WE GOT THESE FOR YOU TO APOLOGIZE 450 00:18:28,238 --> 00:18:29,308 FOR OUR BEHAVIOR. 451 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,639 ALLY'S MY BEST FRIEND, 452 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:32,480 SO I'M A LITTLE PROTECTIVE. 453 00:18:32,482 --> 00:18:34,742 BUT I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT THINGS FOR HER. 454 00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,894 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY CAME TO YOUR SENSES. 455 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,587 THANK YOU. 456 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:40,749 ALTHOUGH, NEXT TIME, 457 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,690 I'D PREFER MUFFINS. 458 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,664 WAIT, SO INSTEAD OF GETTING ALLY 459 00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:47,596 OUT OF THE STRAY KITTIES, 460 00:18:47,597 --> 00:18:49,257 WE GOT VAL FLOWERS? 461 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,460 AND HOW COME I HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE? 462 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:54,462 IT'S ALL A PART OF MY PLAN. 463 00:18:54,464 --> 00:18:55,644 DON'T FORGET TO TIP. 464 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,570 THANK YOU! THANK YOU! 465 00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,312 THANK YOU FOR COMING! 466 00:19:04,314 --> 00:19:06,654 AS I'VE PROVEN OVER THE YEARS, 467 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,546 IT TAKES TALENT TO KNOW TALENT. 468 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,679 AND NO ONE IS MORE TALENTED THAN ME! 469 00:19:14,224 --> 00:19:15,734 OH, AND THESE GIRLS. 470 00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:18,285 PLEASE WELCOME THE STRAY KITTIES! 471 00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:20,328 ( cheering ) 472 00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:27,604 THERE'S BEEN A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS. 473 00:19:27,597 --> 00:19:30,697 ( murmuring ) 474 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:33,170 THE STRAY KITTIES AREN'T PERFORMING TONIGHT. 475 00:19:34,704 --> 00:19:36,354 I AM. 476 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,177 HEY, EVERYBODY. 477 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,448 I'M ALLY DAWSON. 478 00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,212 ( acoustic guitar playing ) 479 00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:49,586 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, DROWNING ALONE ♪ 480 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,819 ♪ AND YOU NEED A ROPE THAT ♪ 481 00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,921 ♪ CAN PULL YOU IN ♪ 482 00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:57,695 ♪ SOMEONE WILL THROW IT... ♪ 483 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,367 WHAT'S GOING ON? 484 00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,229 WHERE ARE MY STRAY KITTIES? 485 00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:03,631 I GUESS THEY STRAYED. 486 00:20:03,633 --> 00:20:05,313 SHE CAN'T PERFORM BY HERSELF. 487 00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,775 THAT'S NOT IN THE CONTRACT. 488 00:20:06,776 --> 00:20:09,306 IT MIGHT NOT BE IN YOUR CONTRACT, 489 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,409 BUT IT'S IN OURS. 490 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,240 WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUSNESS? 491 00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:13,882 LOOKS LIKE YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE FINE PRINT 492 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:15,553 WHEN YOU SIGNED FOR THOSE FLOWERS. 493 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:17,685 AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR NEW CONTRACT 494 00:20:17,687 --> 00:20:19,687 MAKES YOURS NULL AND VOID. 495 00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,519 HA! 496 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,351 WHAT CONTRACT? 497 00:20:24,354 --> 00:20:26,664 OH, SWEETIE. 498 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,596 I'VE ALREADY MADE A DOZEN COPIES, 499 00:20:28,598 --> 00:20:29,598 SCANNED IT IN MY COMPUTER 500 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:30,829 AND FAXED ONE TO DEZ'S MOM. 501 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,300 YOUR MOM'S A LAWYER? 502 00:20:32,302 --> 00:20:33,562 NOPE, 503 00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:35,513 BUT SHE WATCHED A LOT OF THAT "JUDGE JODY" SHOW. 504 00:20:36,766 --> 00:20:37,766 OH! 505 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,507 ( grumbling ) 506 00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:41,009 ♪ IF YOU WANNA LAUGH ♪ 507 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:44,640 ♪ I'LL BE YOUR SMILE ♪ 508 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,984 ♪ IF YOU WANNA FLY ♪ 509 00:20:46,976 --> 00:20:49,846 ♪ I WILL BE YOUR SKY ♪ 510 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,379 ♪ ANYTHING YOU NEED ♪ 511 00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:55,762 ♪ THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE ♪ 512 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,355 ♪ YOU CAN COME TO ME. ♪ 513 00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:03,490 ( cheering ) 514 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:22,751 ( Austin and Dez, high-pitched ) WHAT UP?! 515 00:21:22,752 --> 00:21:25,322 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW AWESOME YOU WERE. 516 00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:26,785 I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS. 517 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,786 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 518 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,317 YOU CRUSHED IT. 519 00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:31,289 A BUNCH OF RECORD EXECS WANNA MEET YOU. 520 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,460 LOOK AT ALL THESE BUSINESS CARDS. 521 00:21:33,463 --> 00:21:34,793 WELL, SOME OF THESE ARE FEATHERS. 522 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:35,804 BUT STILL! 523 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,795 THAT'S AMAZING! 524 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:38,867 WAIT. 525 00:21:38,868 --> 00:21:41,068 SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER KITTIES? 526 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,430 ( car horns honking ) 527 00:21:42,432 --> 00:21:43,732 Both: MEOW! 528 00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:45,743 - ( metal thuds ) - ( cat screeches ) 529 00:21:55,485 --> 00:21:57,945 SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO PERFORM TONIGHT. 530 00:21:57,947 --> 00:22:00,317 HOW ABOUT I... 531 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,419 MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 532 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,421 AFTER OUR DINNER AT THE CHATEAU NOUVEAU, 533 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,503 I'LL TAKE YOU ON A CARRIAGE RIDE UNDER THE STARS. 534 00:22:06,496 --> 00:22:08,326 ( scoffs ) ENOUGH! 535 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,697 THE DIAMONDS, THE FLOWERS, THE FANCY DINNERS. 536 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,030 IT'S ALL TOO MUCH. 537 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,761 BUT YOU'RE GLAMOUR KITTY. 538 00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:16,473 I THOUGHT THIS IS... 539 00:22:16,466 --> 00:22:18,036 WHAT YOU LIKE. 540 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,407 THAT'S JUST MY CHARACTER. 541 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:22,410 I'M NOT GLAMOROUS. 542 00:22:22,412 --> 00:22:23,772 I EAT PIZZA, 543 00:22:23,773 --> 00:22:25,423 WEAR FUN CLOTHES 544 00:22:25,415 --> 00:22:27,575 AND WATCH "ZALIEN" MOVIES. 545 00:22:27,577 --> 00:22:28,647 ( breathlessly ) ZALIEN! 546 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,680 I APPRECIATE THE GESTURES, DEZ. 547 00:22:32,682 --> 00:22:35,022 BUT WE'RE JUST NOT RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER. 548 00:22:36,386 --> 00:22:37,756 WHAT?! NO! 549 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:40,627 I MEAN, YOU'RE SO SOPHISTICATED. 550 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,930 SORRY, DEZ. 551 00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,131 IT'S JUST NOT GONNA WORK. 552 00:22:45,565 --> 00:22:46,695 SHE'S RIGHT. 553 00:22:46,696 --> 00:22:48,866 WE'RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS. 554 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,968 WAIT, NO WE'RE NOT. 555 00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,099 COME BACK! 36617

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