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I can't come over, Todd.
I'm babysitting.

Yeah, I finally got her to fall asleep.
Took forever, though.

I mean, I've never seen a kid
so scared of her own toys.

Aah!

Kelly Ferguson.

…formula--

It's not a nightmare, Monster Girl.
Just your life.

Miss Ferguson,
I know you skipped a grade in math,

and we're all very impressed.

That doesn't mean
you can sleep through my class.

I'm okay. I'm good. Really.

Then calculate the volume
of that object using the proper formula.

Kelly?

We're waiting.

Twenty-six pi squared.

-I didn't say to take a wild guess.
-That's not a wild guess.

That's the answer. 26 pi squared.

Actually, it's 25.97789,

but I decided to round up.

OMG, you are so smart…

Said no one ever.

Monster Girl!

Raaaar!

Tell me the truth.

Am I always gonna be known
as the Monster Girl?

Well, I mean, you did tell people
that a monster attacked you. So…

Yeah, when I was five.

You ate crayons when we were kids.
No one calls you Crayola Mouth.

That's because crayons are delicious.

Let's face it, monsters aren't real.

Oh, my God.
Even my best friend thinks I'm crazy.

Yeah. You are crazy.
That's why you're my best friend.

Hey! Give me my wig back!

You know the rules, Jesper.

-There's no costumes allowed.
-Hah! Yeah? It's Halloween!

This is unconstitutional.

Give-- Everyone, listen up!

All right?
Big time Halloween party at mine tonight!

Costumes are not only allowed,
they're mandatory!

Okay?

We should totally go to that party.

I don't know. Jesper is a senior.
We're only freshmen.

Kelly, it's Halloween.
The one night we can be anything we want.

Anything in the world.
What do you wanna be?

Oh, we are so going to that party.

Yes… we… are.

Yeah, just set it up over here.

Oh, we don't need a map.

Right… It should just…

Ow!

That's too high.

Hey, honey! What you doin'?

Oh, just… makin' a Halloween costume.

Oh! Uh… For what?

Um…

Uh-- Halloween party at a friend's house.

And you were planning on going?

Uh, yeah, I am.

Oh, I--

I may have suggested
that you would…

babysit for Ms. Zellman.

Your boss?

-The Ice Queen?
-Uh, yes, but don't-- don't call her that.

No, thanks.

Well, my company Halloween party
is tonight,

and I overheard Ms. Zellman complaining
that she couldn't find a sitter,

so I thought--

Well, I thought you could…

So, you threw
my name out there to babysit?

Yes.

-Mom!
-Well…

Dad! Mom sold me out to her boss!

Listen to your mother, Kelly.

- Thanks for havin' my back, Dad!
- No problem, sweetie.

You know, I can barely
keep my phone charged,

let alone take care of some kid.

Okay. Kelly, please.

Now, if I cancel on Ms. Zellman,
she'll be furious.

This is the Ice Queen
we're talking about.

-But--
-Besides, it's only babysitting,

-and I think it will be…
-What--

-…really good for you. Plus…
-But--

…you'll make 15 dollars an hour.

You can totally do this, sweetie!

Fine.

Thank you. Thank you!
You're gonna be great!

The Ice Queen?

I-- I-- I mean,
your costume is-- it's literally--

Hi, Ms. Zellman.

Kelly.

This way.

I printed up a list of no-no's.

Kelly!

"No ice cream, no gluten,
no caffeine, no dairy, no peanuts,

no more than 30 minutes of screen time"?

You have a stopwatch
on your cell phone, right?

Because it's Halloween,

Jacob may have three pieces of candy.

-Oh! I've got some--
-No, no, no, no.

Raisins, dried apple chips,
or puffed rice cakes.

Also, no running, no shouting,

no discussing global tragedies
or current events.

-Got it.
-Emergency contact numbers.

Poison control, his doctor, his dentist.

And his sleep time checklist.

Learn it.

It takes three hours
just to put him to sleep?

If he goes to sleep at all.

Jacob?

Jacob…

this is your babysitter, Kelly.

Hi, Jacob.

Please don't go, Mommy.

-Halloween's scary.
-It'll be okay, honey. I promise.

Your muzzie-wuzzie loves you so much.

This way, Kelly.

Kelly!

I'll be home at midnight. Follow the list.

Lock the doors. And no trick-or-treaters.

None.

And keep Jacob safe.

Midnight. Sharp.

Okay, bye.

Jacob?

What are you doing?

Hey! Spit that out!

Don't put me to bed! I can't go to sleep.

-Why not?
-I have bad nightmares.

Sometimes, at night,

that comes out of my fish tank.

It feels like it's coming to get me,
but Mom says it's just a nightmare.

I actually know a lot about nightmares.

-You do?
-Yeah.

And I get it.

Sometimes, they feel real.

Like, really real.

But it's just your mind
playing tricks on you.

They can't hurt you.

Mine can. I can make monsters.

There's no such thing as monsters.

But there is…

Quackers the Duck!

And his main man, Tedster.

Whoa!

-What happened to Tedster?
-I dreamt he was on fire.

And when I woke up, he was.

I want to hug you.

I don't like his hugs.

If it makes you feel any better,

when I was a little kid,

I thought my bad dreams
could come true too.

What did you do?

I grew up.

Now I'm just scared of real-life stuff,

like climate change,
and inequality, and talking to boys,

and, like, everything I read on Twitter.
It's really scary.

I'm not helping, am I?

All right. Fine.

How about… I check under your bed?

What is it?

Dirty socks!

Not cool.

Ah, classic.

Nothing in here either.

Okay, but don't turn off the lights!

I'm afraid of the dark.

You know what I do
when I get scared of the dark?

I make…

these.

These…

are my own personal night-lights.

This one's especially fun. Look.

Whoa.

You can have this one.

Thanks.

- Thank you!
- Come on!

Trick or treat!

-Wait up!
-Thank you.

Hey, everyone, slow down.

- Trick or treat!
- Yeah, I know!

All right, engage my FOMO.

How's the party?

It's amazing!

Wait. What's your costume?

I am the crown jewel of nutritious snacks.

I'm "Broccoli."

Dude, dude!

Look who's here!

You gotta get over here, Kelly.

Deanna is about to walk that plank.

Are you broccoli?

Uh… Yeah, that-- that's me.

I love broccoli.

Do you wanna dance?

- Go get 'em, Tommy.
- All right. I-- I'd love to.

Enemy alert.

Enemy alert.

What's up, Rhode Island?

Ooh!

Look at what you've done here.

Fabulous work.

Your Gift of Dreams
bringing nightmares to life.

Bravo, Jacob. Bravo.

Kell--

"Kuh-kuh-kuh." Uh, no.

None of that.

Come again?

Enunciate, darling. Try using your words.

-I kid. I kid!
-Mmmph!

Just a tentacle? Not attached to anything.

Now that's an outside the box nightmare,
even for me.

Aah!

You and I are about to unleash
your nightmares on the world.

Jacob?

Jacob?

What are you doing?

Jacob!

Get away from him!

Hey! Stop that!

No!

No!

Nine-one-one?

Hi. These-- these things just took
the kid I was babysitting.

I'm pretty sure they're monsters.

Yes, I am aware it's Halloween night,
but this… this is not a joke.

This is serious. These were proper
creatures of the night, they-- they--

Hello? Hello?

Who are you?

Liz Lerue. Babysitter.
We got a nightmare ping come from here.

-Who are you?
-I'm the babysitter.

I'll be the judge of that.
Where's your charge?

My…

The kid. Your child.

The human being you're
supposed to be responsible for?

I don't know!

These things came out
from under the bed.

They took him.

Look, I tried calling the police,
but they thought it was a prank.

-Hey! You can't go in there!
-What'd these things look like?

Um, they were small and fat,
with crazy teeth and weird hair.

-How many?
-Um… three.

- God!
- Height? Weight? Speech patterns?

What were they wearing?
Did they have eyes?

Um, they were two to three feet high.
Uh, claws.

They had weird mouths
and two eyes, lopsided.

This way!

They looked like this!

Toadies.

What's a "Toadie"?
Also, whose baby is that?

Is it yours? I'm not judging if it is.

This is Carmella.

Carmella, say hi. Don't be shy.

I'm babysitting her because
that's what actual babysitters do.

We watch and protect our kids.

Now, stand over there
and play the quiet game.

"The time of nightmares has begun"?

Which way'd they go?

Twelve degrees north-east.

You're like a calculator.
What time are the parents home?

Midnight. His mom is very intense.
She would never be late.

Okay. Stay here,

chew your hair, find out what you'd
look like with dog ears, I don't care.

But if the mom calls,
you act like everything's cool.

Got it?

Good.

Excuse you! I'm coming with you.

No. You will just get in my way.

Or you'll get possessed,
hypnotized, cursed, boiled,

or turned into
a three-headed dog of darkness.

For real?

Wait, did you even see this?

These burn marks.

They come from out of Jacob's window,
run down here, and then they just vanish.

And those tracks.

They don't match the claws
that those trollies had--

Toadies.

Toadies had.

And they have an entirely
different pattern and diameter,

which means
a completely different thing was here.

Okay, CSI: Rhode Island.

Your funeral.

Jump on. The clock's ticking.

Hang on, Carmella.

Bring me up on the tracker.

Are you talking to me?

Pull up a map of their main tunnels.

-"Tunnels"?
-Will you knock it off?

No! Not you, just some girl.

Anything on the monster tracker?

GPR activity near Sharkie Park? Copy that.

Ground-penetrating radar.

Toadies have a network
of tunnels under the city.

Sometimes our monster GPR
picks up their movements.

- We're not going in the tunnels.
- Nope.

We are fishing for Toadies.

Ball pits. So gross.

Like, gross to the third power.

Math jokes, huh? Funny.

Anyway, look for a hidden tunnel.
Should be around here somewhere.

- How do you know all this stuff?
- Check the bag.

"Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting"?

It's a collection
of thousands of years' worth

of monster hunting wisdom
passed down through the ages.

Memorize the guide, stay alive.

So I'm not crazy.

Found it.

I mean, can you believe this?

Uh, the Toadies dug their tunnel
right at the end of the slide,

so when a kid comes shooting down…

Whoosh! Right into their trap.

This is insane.

What should I do?

-Maybe take off her jacket?
-Okay.

Why do you need baby powder?

Read the guide.

All right, come on.

"Beware.
Toadies love the smell of newborns.

They cannot resist a taste."

One of 'em pops out looking for a snack,
boom, got 'em.

You're using the baby as bait? No!

Listen, this is the only thing
that will get them up to the surface.

What's that?

Those are sound vibrations.

-I can't do this!
-Kelly! No!

Oh, come on!

By the Order of the Babysitters,
I demand you return that child!

Come on!

Don't worry, Carmella.
I'm gonna keep you safe.

Hey, hey! Hey, hey!

Look what I've got.

If you give us the boy, you get sparkly.

What do you say?

Come on,
don't play hardball with me.

You guys love to trade.

- Jacob or sparkly?
- Okay. Hello. Hi.

Do we have a deal?

Okay. Damn.

Shut that off!

It's Jacob's mom!

Ms. Zellman?

Hi. How's the monster?

What?

Oh! You mean--
No. Yeah. Um-- Everything's fine.

Jacob and I are having so much fun.

-What's that noise?

Uh… It's… it's a movie.

That sounds like a scary movie.
Check the list, Kelly. No scary movies.

No, no, no, no, no!
It's-- it's a fun movie.

It's about unicorns and rainbows and…

What was that?

Um…

A… unicorn fell off a… a rainbow.

But it was saved by a cloud.
We're all good here.

Let me speak to Jacob. Now!

Um, no, he's sleeping.

You said you were watching a movie.

Oh, no you're not! No!

No, he just--
he just fell asleep like that.

He did?

Oh. That's a first.

Tonight is a night of firsts.

The tenth annual company
costume party is about to begin!

I'm glad Jacob fell asleep early.

Yeah. Me too.

Remember. Midnight.

-Okay. Bye. Bye.
-Sharp.

Bye, bye, bye.

I'm gonna be grounded
for all of eternity.

The Toadies left with Jacob.

So, how are we gonna get him back now?

That's why
this little creep's comin' with us.

It's nine o'clock, Carmella.

We'll get you home, sweetie.

The Toadies always trade.
This is worse than I thought.

Oh, hootie-hoo! Well, well, well.

The guest of honor has arrived, finally!

I trust your travels were smooth.

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

-I wanna go home!
-You're not going anywhere.

Huh? Impressive, isn't it?

I suppose you want
to know how it all works.

I've slowly, but surely,
accumulated 51 rare gases

and mixed them
with the perfect specificity.

Why, you ask?

To fill these beautiful tanks
with enough power

to manifest my army of nightmares
into actual life!

Aah! Terrors alive like never seen before.

Aah!

All I needed was just
one more little tiny ingredient,

a pathetic
yet highly imaginative little twerp,

personified in this case by… well…

you, get it?

You, my dear boy,

will conjure an army
of infinite nightmares.

You and I are about to ruin the world.

Sleepy time.

Wow. We got the baby
back to her parents just in time.

I hope she wasn't too freaked out.

Freaked out?
Carmella loves monster hunting.

How much did her parents pay
for you to look after Carmella?

Two hundo. Cash.

Is that the going rate these days
for using a baby as bait?

It was a good plan.

Ninety-nine percent of the time,
that should've worked.

And it's Halloween night.

What are you making?
Fifteen dollars an hour?

Yes.

Welcome to my Nightmare Nursery.

Your new home.

I trust you're snug as a bug?

Have you ever been hypnotized? It's grand.

Hm? No! No!

- No! Aah!
- Stop wriggling, you little worm.

My evil lullaby will put you
into a deep, dark sleep.

Why are you singing?

-How peculiar.
-What?

That usually works.

Aah! Your Gift of Dreams
is blocking my lullaby.

Bravo, Jacob. Bravo.

Alas, fear not.

I have a few tricks up my sleeve.

You will sleep, boy.

Okay, well…

when my mom wants me to go to sleep…

-Yes?
-She brings me a…

Hyper Cola Energy drink.

-Right.
-And chocolate-covered espresso beans.

Then I'm out like a light.

Do you think I was born yesterday?

I'm not stupid, boy.

Yeah, I know.

Let me on your back!

You work for Brown University?

-Something like that.
-What's in the bag?

We're throwing the Toadie in the trash?

Yeah. That's exactly what we're doing.

Welcome to the Rhode Island chapter
of the Order of the Babysitters.

We're part of a super secret organization
with chapters all around the world.

The Greek goddess, Artemis,

Cleopatra, Merlin,
Rosa Parks, all babysitters.

Whoa.

Archimedes, Frida Kahlo,

Florence Nightingale,

Maria Tallchief, Noor Inayat Khan.

Yeah. We've been around
for thousands of years.

Tell anyone about our location,

and I'll feed you
to our resident hobgoblin.

Listen up, SITs.
Our mission is Jacob Zellman.

Five years old,
possibly with the Gift of Dreams.

We have three hours and five minutes
until his mom gets back

and finds
her little bundle of joy missing.

Nothing new from the surveillance cameras.

Hey, Berna, will you start the laser scan?

On it.

All right. Let's take a look
in this Toadie's pouch.

What the heck? Is that half a duck?

It's a goose lamp.

-How big are their pouches?
-Who's the human?

This is Kelly.

And why exactly is she here?

She was with the kid when he got taken.

-We need to pick her brain.
-But--

Just search the thing for clues.

Rude. It's not a "thing."

It's a Monstria Chordata Amphibia
Carnivora of the Toadie subspecies.

- Remove her.
- Cassie, this isn't your call.

You're just a Sitter in Training.

I mean, see this? And this?

And this?

Chapter Vice President. Okay?

It's gonna take me hours
to remove the items from its pouch.

Better get to it, then.

- I'm so sorry. So sorry.
- Follow me.

Hey. So, this Jacob kid
really has the Gift of Dreams?

I--

I just told her what Jacob told me.

I don't even really know
what the Gift of Dreams is.

It's-- it's legendary.

A young kid who is supposed
to be able to bring dreams to life.

Or nightmares.

The Order was founded
to protect kids like that.

I could tell you a bit more
over a cup of coffee, maybe?

Pump the brakes, Casanova.

Can you make
one of your memory potions?

Uh… Yeah. I, uh…
I have a passion for potions.

- What is that?
- It's Minotaur Memory Dust.

Three parts beetle root,
one part gnome guano.

Yet, I have not tested this batch out yet,
so I hope I don't fry her brain.

Fry my brain…

Now, tell us every single detail
you remember when Jacob was taken.

Maybe I used too much beetle root?

No, I…

I heard that song
when I was a little girl…

Ah, Kelly Ferguson.

I've been looking for a girl
who can make her dreams come to life,

and now here you are.

And you're all mine.

Why did it stop
on the Grand Guignol?

He's the Stealer of Dreams,
the Bringer of Nightmares.

Legend has it
he's collecting bad dreams from kids

to build a nightmare army.

That's him.

What do you mean?

That's the monster who tried
to take me when I was a little girl!

No. No way.

Liz, those prints I found.
They were tail marks, just like this.

I think he's what took Jacob.

This can't be happening. Not again.

-A-Are you okay?
-Well, you see, her--

It's not our story to tell, Curtis.

"The Grand Guignol travels
in the Nightmare Realm.

The Boogeypeople are almost impossible
to locate when they are in there."

Boogeypeople?

Seven, actually.

They're like a monster mafia.

My whole life, my whole life
I was told this wasn't real.

That it didn't happen. But now…

-But now…
-This is why we don't let normies in here.

Each of us
has been through a monster attack.

This is from a Class Two Oozer.

Yeah, I've got one of those, too.

Fire-spitting Grunk.

- I was impaled by a Brush troll.
- This is from a vampire rabbit.

- Krampus.
- Thunderbird.

- Baba Yaga.
- Bunnicula. Paper cut.

- I got this from a Cloud Serpent.
- No one wants to see that, Curtis.

That's why we're here.

To make sure what happened to us
never happens to another kid.

So how do we take down the Grand Guignol?

We don't.

Well, there is a way.

It's a combination between…

Angel Fire and Monster Punch.

Yet the ingredients are crazy combustible.

We're talking, uh, uh…
cobalt from Athena's tomb,

um… Chupacabra venom--

-None of which we have.
-Don't worry.

- I have my sources.
- And the Monster Punch?

That's the only way
to drive the Angel Fire

into the Boogeyman's heart.

It's crazy hard to execute,
even if you could get near him.

It's never been done.

There's a solution to every problem.

All right.
Let's put that to the test.

Curtis, gather the essentials.

Yes! Time to geek out. Follow me!

Come on!

Check this out.

A jump rope?

No, it's not actually a jump rope.

It's a net made
from powerful Stiltskin Thread.

Pull the handle and… pshoom!

This is the Mist of Hypnos.

One spray can knock
a lesser monster out cold.

Stop trying to impress her.

I am not!

And this…

is the Booyah Bear.

Yank the ear and throw. Go ahead.

Check it out.

It's-- it's not working.

-Throw it, Kelly!
-Okay!

Booyah!

Smoke diversion!

Don't waste the weapons, Curtis.

Let's go.

-Back to work, SITs.
-Wait, Kelly.

One more thing.

The Cairo chapter found this
in a tomb in Egypt.

We haven't figured out all it can do,
but we know it can break any hex or spell.

Here, take it. It might come in handy.

- Kelly?
- Thanks.

If you're insisting on coming,
you can feed the Toadie.

- Wait, wait, wait. I don't know how to--
-Open it.

It's getting away!

No, it's not.

Did you put a tracker in the trash?

Sure did. And now he'll scramble
back to the Grand Guignol.

Finally, we can locate a Boogeyman.

You wanted it to jump out at me.

You knew it would escape?

We are trying to rescue Jacob, Kelly.

Let's get monster-hunting.

You've had your warm milk.

Twelve glasses of it.

Now go to sleep!

Fine, one more.

I said no loud noises!

What are you--

Yes.

Hello?

Gnome Street?
What are you doing there?

What? Babysitters? Tracking you?

Ugh. I hate babysitters.

-You're mumbling again.

No one enunciates these days.

No, don't bring them here,
you smell-feast.

I have a dear friend
right around the corner from you.

Lead them there and inform him…

ah, the babysitter buffet
is officially open.

The tracker says the Toadie's close by.

Take the right fork.

It's the next driveway
on your right.

-Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-What?

-This is Jesper Huang's party.
-Bunch of sweaty teenagers?

Place must smell like
a smorgasbord to a monster.

Come on.
Toadie's in there somewhere. Let's go.

-Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
-What's wrong?

My crush is right there,
and I'm covered in dirt,

and smell like trash, and I wore
the exact same sweater to school today.

It's just a dude.

Victor Colleti is not "just a dude."

And Deanna's here. Great!
She looks amazing, of course.

Great.

Liz, I can't go in there.
I'm having major anxiety.

What's wrong with you?

I mean, you're more scared of a mean girl
and some dude than a monster?

Fine. Yes, you're right.

Well, that girl you pointed to
looks far from amazing.

I mean, she's wearing a cat costume.

Since the dawn of time,

every basic girl
who has thought that she's hot

And the guy, sure,
he's eye candy. I get it.

But that is not
what is important right now.

What we're doing is important.

You're obviously smart. Act like it.

Now move.

Oh, no way!

- Monster Girl's here!
- Hey!

Everyone, Monster Girl's here!

- Monster Girl!
- Now it's a Halloween party!

That's seriously your nickname?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's-- it's the worst.

I think it's pretty cool.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Oh! Oh, my!

-Sorry.
-Victor!

Is that your-- is that--
is that your costume?

Yeah, I-- I went as myself. Went meta.

Tried something different.

This way, Ferguson.

- I have to-- um…
- Now!

Thanks for the drink.

That was him.

He talked to me!

Don't be that girl. Come on, focus.
Toadie's down here somewhere.

Be cool, Kelly.

I am cool.

Super cool.

-Liz, I'm not cool.
-Just take the net. Sh!

Ready?

One, two--

-Are we going on three, or after three?
-Three!

What was that?

It's a trap. Shadow Monster.

It lives in the dark. We'll be fine
as long as the light stays on.

Don't worry, 'cause Jesper Huang…

…is always prepared!

Yeah!

I'll get the Toadie. You handle that.

What? Me?

Check the guide. Strengths, weaknesses,
how to defeat them, it's all in there.

Search "S" for Shadow Monster!

Ah. Shadow Monster. Hates bright light.

Hey, is everything okay down here?

Oh, Victor.

Hi. Hey. Um…

Uh, yeah, everything's--

Everything's fine down here. Yeah.

No, no, no!

Don't come down here. Um, is there punch?

Let's get some punch. I'm thirsty.

-Are you thirsty?
-Am I?

Come on. Let's go.

You brought your homework to the party?

Catching up with, uh… with-- with bio.

You know, catching up, and extra credit.
Not that extra credit makes you a nerd--

Not that you're a nerd if you do extra--

My-- What?

Uh… um…

Uh, yeah.

Found you!

Oh. You're here, too. How anti-fabulous.

-You know this is a costume party, right?
-She came as herself. Very meta.

Riiiight.

Yourself.

Do you like dancing?

'Cause you're gonna love it
when you're dancing with me.

-Kelly, where are you going?
-Finally. I thought she'd never leave.

Victor. Oh, my gosh, you scared me.

- Sorry, I-- Sorry--
-Oh, I--

Sorry. Sorry. Um… Okay.

Um, I was gonna ask you,
when we were at the-- at the table…

Yeah?

-Why aren't you wearing your costume?
-Oh! Um…

-Oh…
-I, uh…

-What are you doing?
-Um, I'm sorry.

-Um, let me give you that.
-Um--

-Okay…
-And I will meet you in one second.

One second. Please. Um…

Okay.

Stay back!

Uh, okay.

Why? For how long?

- Oh, come on!
- Hey, do you want me to come out?

Not yet! Not yet!

Hey, everyone! Take a picture of this!

Oh! Do not try that at home, kids.

That's entertainment.

Thanks for the freak show.

Hey, make fun of her one more time.

Go on. I dare you.

Hey! I'm still awake over here.

This is getting ridiculous.

I need something more powerful
to get this wretched boy to sleep.

What, what, what? No!

And keep him alive, you imbecile.

What are you looking at?

Wait. Hah! That's it.
Of course! What a brilliant idea.

You, watch the boy.

Hi.

You almost caught the Toadie?

Little creep slobbered all over my hands.

-Eww. What is this?
-Don't know.

Found it in his pouch.

I wonder where it's from.

It's my mom.

Hi, Mom. Chh-- chhkk--

Sorry, you can't see me. I'm at-- Chh--

Camera's being all-- chh-- weird.

Where are you?

Chhh-- Uh, Ms. Zellman's.

Then why am I looking
at pictures of you

diving off a balcony on Instagram?

-She knows!
-You're at that party, aren't you?

Kelly Mary Anne Ferguson--

Kelly, please tell me

-that you didn't abandon--
-It's FaceTime.

Please tell me that you didn't abandon
Mrs. Zellman's child to go to a party!

- Of course I didn't!
- Her voice went high.

She's lying! She-- Do Track My Kids.

Do-- do Track My Kids.

Berna, we're gonna need
some help around here.

On it. What's her mom's e-mail?

- Need your mom's e-mail.
- alexaferguson39@gmail.com.

It's the green one. In the next page.

-Peter, it's the green one. Next page.
-Shh!

- Mrs. Zellman will hear you.
- Oh! Hi.

It's that one right there.

-Do the app. Do the app.
-Okay.

Oh, Um…

Well, you are at the Zellmans'.

Yeah, Mom. I-- Uh, yeah, I told you.

Okay. Gotta go. Bye!

He took his tracker out?

That's it. Toadie's gone.

Game over.

There has gotta be something
we're not thinking of.

Berna, any nightmare pings?

- Negative, Liz.
- Okay. That means…

That means Jacob's still awake,
which means…

the Grand Guignol can't get him to sleep.

So how does a Boogeyman
get a kid like Jacob to go to sleep?

-Curtis?
-Yeah, let me see what's local.

We have the Grit of the Sandman,

Somnolent Lotus Petal, or…

Oh! Uh, uh… Cat's Eye Amulet.

Cat's Eye Amulet?

Where can we find that?

Liz, you're not gonna like this.

It's at Peggy Drood's.

The Cat Lady.

The petrified scales of a Kaluga Sturgeon?

Mm. That might be
a little hard this time of year.

I might be able to find
some ground-up Mastodon tooth.

Possibly.
But I'm not doing the grinding.

Chupacabra venom? In October?

You're crazy!

- Moshi moshi.
- Hey. Hi. Yes. Um…

I was really hoping
you had some Icarus Wing.

An Icarus wing?

Are you serious?

Please tell me that you do.

I'll see what I can do.

Thank you.

Let's get to work.

So, what do I need
to know about this Cat Lady?

She's an ex silent movie star
turned class five witch.

Last year, she and the Grand Guignol
teamed up

and almost destroyed
the whole babysitter chapter in Nepal.

And she once fed
an entire Girl Scout troop to her cats.

Here's the thing.
I… I'm kind of allergic to cats.

You're what?

It's fine. It's the only way
we're gonna get back Kevin.

You mean Jacob. Who's Kevin?

-Never mind.
-Liz.

Tell me.

He's my brother.

The Grand Guignol took your brother?

I was six, Kevin was five.

It was midnight.

There was a scratch at the window.

I thought it was
a tree branch or the wind.

I jumped out of bed,
drew back the curtains…

and that's when I saw him.

He sang us a song,
and I fell under a spell.

When I came to, Kevin was gone.

I never saw my brother again.

I've been looking for him my whole life.

I mean, that's the reason
I became a babysitter.

Liz, I…

-I'm so sorry.
-Well, don't be.

-It-- it wasn't your fault.
-No one believes that.

Not even me.

You have no idea what it's like.

To feel helpless? Out of control?

Like nobody believes you
but there's nothing you can do?

He came for me when I was a little kid,
and no one even listened.

But you know what changed things?

What?

Tonight.

You.

You did.

Okay.

Then let's do this.

We get in.

You distract Peggy.

I spray her. We grab the amulet. We split.

Easy-peasy.

Let's just get this over with.

Wait.

So, how many cats does she have?

Just a few.

Here and there.

Would you look at this?

Is that Liz Lerue?

How do you know who I am?

Honey, please.

Monsters know Monster Hunters.

Gotta know your enemies, right?

Liz. Liz, Liz!

- Are you okay?
- Ohh…

Not too great under pressure now,
are you, Liz?

-Where are the cats?
-I don't know.

- After all…
- Sit down.

…you couldn't save
your brother from the Boogeyman.

Poor little Kevin.

- You're gonna be okay.
- Go spray her.

Try not to look at the amulet.

I'm glad you girls stopped by.

I love visitors.

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Mercy me. The Grand Guignol.

What brings you to my neck of the woods?

Your amulet.

You're a monster!

And the sky is blue.

Tell me, do you have
any more brilliant observations,

-sister of the year?
-Where is he?

Leave her alone!

Who do we have here?

Scared little Kelly Ferguson.

Long time no see.

I bet you didn't think you'd see me again.

Now…

Come, child.

Did you really think you'd killed me?

That takes Angel Fire to the heart,

and I don't suppose you brought any.

-Whatever is the matter?
-Cat's got her tongue.

-Now, Peggy, if you please--
-If I give you this…

…that makes up for Cat-mandu

and the cat-astrophe I caused there?

Absolutely, yes. And, as a bonus,

I'll let you keep… her.

Very well.

This one, however, is mine.

No!

And now…

it's dinner time, my beauties.

Feast!

Go! Go, go, go!

Berna? Curtis? Cassie?

Kelly! You're alive?

The Grand Guignol, he… he took Liz.

I couldn't get her back.

I lost them. I--

-I lost.
-Listen, Kelly.

-Just head back to HQ. I've got a plan.
-But what if Ms. Zellman comes home early?

Don't worry. I already hacked into
Ms. Zellman's phone and I'm tracking her.

Liz found this
on the Toadie at the party.

Check it out.

Toadies love sparkly things, right?

Well, maybe this piece of glass
came from wherever he has Jacob?

I'll run it through the database.

I got a match on the glass.

It's from the Qeeqong lighthouse.

Yeah, but the Qeeqong Lighthouse
is condemned.

A perfect place for a Boogeyman to hide.

You're not going?

-Yeah.
-But, Kelly…

What is that thing?

This is the coup de grâce, my frenemy.

Tonight's been fun, but… nighty-night.

No!

Sleep tight.

Yes, yes!

Ah, yes!

Yes.

Yes, my beauties.

Berna, do you copy?

I'm here, Kelly.

I made it to the lighthouse.

In case I get lost,
my sweater's tied to the fence.

Kelly, you shouldn't be there.

-It's dangerous.
-I have to do something.

Liz!

-Hey, Liz!
-Kevin? Kevin?

Liz!

I miss you.

Kev! Where are you?

-Kev!
-Liz!

I'm right here.

Boo!

Oh, you should see your face.

Aah!

No, no, no, no.

Aah.

Want to know a secret?

I sent your brother
to a dark, spidery place, far, far away.

Okay. Angel Fire. Let's cook!

Time for some dragon skins. Right.

And now, some kestrel eggs. Okay.

I may need some paper towel.

Mommy!

And now, first place
for best costume goes to…

Jacob.

Ms. Zellman!

Something's wrong. Jacob.

Red alert, SITs.
Ms. Zellman's on the move!

No. No!

Jacob.

Toadies, take care of her.

Kelly? Are you there?

Kelly?

I'm not getting anything.

We need to get
to the lighthouse right now.

But we don't have Angel Fire yet.

Or do we?

Angel Fire! I hath made--

-Hey! Do not drop that!
-I'm here.

What the--

I lost track of Ms. Zellman!

Why'd we lose power?

That's why.

At least it's afraid of light.

But…

all the doors have electronic locks.

We're locked in?

No, no, no, no, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Look what I've got.

Look.

-Sparkly!
-Sparkly!

You love sparkly.

Aw, man.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I've got something even better.

And it's right…

here!

Booyah!

You guys stay here
and contain that monster.

I'll bring the Angel Fire to Kelly.

-No one's ever contained a Shadow Monster!
-If anyone can do it, it's you, Cass.

- That's your only way out.
- I got this.

The light
from this glowfish will hold it back.

Just go!

Ah! Liz, you're alive!

-Jacob's this way. Come with me.
-Wait. I thought he was in there.

-This way, Kelly.
-Where are we going?

-Come on, Kelly.
-Where are we going?

Oh, no. He hypnotized you.

I don't wanna hurt you.
But I will.

Please don't do this!

Remember your brother. Think about Kevin!

I know you miss him, okay? I know that.

But you're not alone.

You and I,
we can beat this together! Just--

Liz!

Liz!

Liz! Liz!

Liz!

Are you okay?

What happened?

-How do I know it's really you?
-'Cause I'm gonna kick your butt

-if you don't help me up.
-Yeah, it's you.

-You tried to kill me, you know.
-Shhh!

We have to be quiet, or he'll hear us.

- We're gonna die.
- Not if I hot-wire the circuit.

How much time do I have?

I have no idea where he went.

Okay. Plan B.
Work with what you got.

I just need
to hook this up to these batteries--

And then what? How do we catch a shadow?

The Einstein Dimension Box!

- That'll contain it.
- But how do we get it in there?

If we move together,
we can rope him into it!

- Okay.
- Please get these lights working.

Please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please, please.

Please, please…

Yes! You did it!

Okay. Be brave.

- It's coming straight for us.
- I'll go get the box.

- Okay. You need to come with me.
- Okay.

- Hurry up! Hurry up!
- I-- I'm going as fast as I can!

Here it comes! Get ready!

Come on. We can do this.

You're gonna have to close the lid,
but whatever you do,

don't let him touch your hand.

Why? What happens
if he touches my hand, Cassie?

-What happens if he touches my hand?
-Just do it!

Yeah!

That is what happens when you break
into HQ and mess with my friends.

We caught it! No one's ever caught
a Shadow Monster before.

Yeah, we're legends!

It's actually kinda cute. Can we keep him?

I don't wanna keep him. I don't wanna…

Oh, Liz!

Where are you, darling?

I need you
to deliver a message to my sister.

He still thinks you're under his spell.

Have you met my sister,
Serena, The Spider Queen?

She thinks she's so cool and so evil,

just because
she's the Queen of the Boogeypeople

and I'm the baby brother.

Just a stupid little dreamer, am I, sis?

Just you wait.

Little brother will be in charge,
with my army of nightmares

waiting to rip humanity to shreds!

Hah!

How long have you been standing there?

Ah, whatever.
Did you lock your little friend up?

- Yes, Grand Guignol.
- Marvelous.

We'll make
a fine monster-sitter out of you yet, Liz.

After tonight,
we'll be monstrously busy. Get it?

Grand Guignol,
there's a problem with the back tank.

If one of the Toadies has fallen in again,
I'm leaving them there. Come!

Aah! Yes, yes, yes!

Good boy, Jacob. Good boy!

Now…

Aah!

What are you talking about?
It's working perfectly.

-My mistake, Grand Guignol.
-Yes, it was, you stupid child.

Come down here, Kelly.

The stench of your fear gave you away.

Did you really think
you could sneak up on me?

Sneak up on the Boogeyman?

I invented the sneak.

By the Order of the Babysitters,
I demand you give us Jacob.

By the Order of the Boogeyman,
you're a blithering idiot.

You're no hero.

You're just a weak, small,

pathetic, insignificant little girl.

- Give him back!
- No!

Oh! Nice try.

Berna, 70 degrees, 38 feet per second.

Just lob it!

Yeah. Nice arm, loser.

Who do you think you're dealing with?

I'm not the Tooth Fairy.

I'm the Grand Guignol.

Master of Menace, Sultan of Suffering,

King of the Monsters.

And you're babysitters.
I almost feel sorry for you.

Toadies. Open the chambers.

Release our new friends upon the world!

Now!

Jimmy!

Roscoe!

Toadies?

Oh, for--

We've rehearsed this for six months!

Snaggle!

Try this.

Come here.

No, not--

Please, not Snaggle.

Ugh! Never mind.

Bare your teeth, my beautiful nightmares.

Finally, our time has come.

Tonight is our night.

Girls, what are you--

Playtime is over.

Babysitters.

You didn't really think you had
a chance to defeat me, did you?

Let's do this.

It's the Monster Punch.

Is that the best you've got?

Barely scratched me.

That's your weakness, isn't it?

Your sad, small, cruel,

insignificant little heart.

A heart?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

You're a loser, Kelly!

Call me Monster Girl.

Where-- where is he?

It's okay, Jacob.
He's gone. You're safe! Okay?

-No! No!
-Hey, what's wrong?

Wait. Why are the nightmares still here?

It's okay.

You don't need to be afraid anymore.

Hey, listen.

Tell 'em to take a hike, kid.

I'm not scared of you.

Now, go away.

You're stronger than they are.

You've got this.

I said go away!

I'm not scared of you anymore.

Now, go away!

Can we go home now?

Your mom!

Kelly,
this is the sixth message I've left you.

Call me back right now!

It's okay, Kelly.
You don't have to check under the bed.

I think I'll have good dreams from now on.

I think you will too, bud.

Look…

you're not gonna tell your mom
what happened tonight, right?

That depends.

Will you babysit me again?

Definitely.

Jacob! Jacob!
Are you okay? Where are you?

-Is everything okay? He--
-Shhh!

He's okay, you see?

Oh, I--

I can't believe you got him
to fall asleep. You're a lifesaver.

Listen, if you're not busy
tomorrow night…

I'll be here.

Thank you.

-Hey…
-You're welcome.

I wasn't gonna say that, but…

Seeing as you displayed courage
and brains in the face of danger,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…

I'm gonna talk to Mama Vee,
and I'm gonna tell her

you should at least
be allowed to apply to the Order.

- For real?
- Don't get all excited.

You still have to pass Heck Week.

And you may have upset
the monster underworld tonight.

Serena the Spider Queen
is one of the Grand Guignol's sisters.

She's not gonna like this.

-What's a babysitter--
-In training.

…in training for?

And, Liz? We're gonna get Kevin back, too.

Hey.

Better study up.

"Serena von Kessel,

AKA Serena Salazar, AKA the Spider Queen.

Half spider, half-human.

Likes blood of all kinds.

The younger the better."

Hey, Kelly.

-Victor. Hi.
-Hey.

Uh, sorry I'm calling so late.

I was wondering if you wanted
to maybe go to the movies tomorrow night?

Aaah!

Okay.

I'd like to, but…

I'm babysitting tomorrow night.

Okay. Let's, uh…
Let's talk at school on Monday.

-Bye.
-Later.

"The most beautiful
and charming of all seven Boogies.

Great fashion sense.

Her fangs eject
a deadly venom that can bewitch,

paralyze, or kill her prey,
depending on her mood.

Weaknesses.

Giant ego. Flattery. Jewelry.