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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste ♪ May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, oh, Vampirina ♪

[Vampirina] "Remy's Recipe."

[Remy humming]

Hi, Chef Remy. What's for lunch?

Whatever it is, it smells good.

Because it is made by moi.

But it is a surprise.

Oh, can you give us a hint?

No, no, no. Now, shoo.

Maybe I can get just one little,

teeny tiny snack.

Ah! It's raining carrots!

[yelling]

Looks like your carrots got away, Chef Remy.

It is my new kitchen security system,

to keep away see hungry ghosts.

Who, me?

Only I'm allowed in my secret spice cabinet,

my special spoon drawer,

the snack lair.

You get the idea.

[giggles]

We'll wait until lunch is ready.

Vee. Poppy. I'm in a weirdness jam.

I promised my monster fans

a new episode of my Web show by tonight,

but I got nothing!

I need something monster‐jaw‐dropping.

Presenting, screamtious spider sandwiches.

Ah‐ha.

For my little spiders.

That was awesome!

Chef Remy, you'd be perfect for my episode.

‐Moi? ‐[Edgar] Yeah!

Your dishes are meant for the worldwide cobweb.

[giggles]

And my stomach.

Mm!

That's a spooktacular idea.

We could call it "Cooking With Chef Remy."

Ooh‐la‐la. The opportunity to show the whole monster world

what a one‐of‐a‐kind chef I am?

I love it!

All right, monsters, look alive.

We got a show to do.

All right, my little sous chefs.

First, we will wow everyone with my famous blob on the cob.

Then my bone‐chilling chili.

And for dessert: apple pie à la moat.

Mwah!

Just think, Chef Remy,

now every monster in Transylvania

will know how to make your amazing recipes.

Even moi.

Oh! No, no, no.

Surely everyone won't be able to make my recipes

exactly like I do.

That's what a cooking show is for.

To share your recipes with everyone,

so they can make them.

‐[Remy] Oh! ‐[Vampirina] Everything okay?

I need to, uh, powder my bones.

Excusez‐moi.

Oh!

This is terrible.

I cannot share my recipes with the whole monster world.

There will be fake Chef Remys all over Transylvania,

cooking my food.

And my food is what makes me spookily special.

Oh, don't look at me like that.

You always make me cry.

[sniffles]

But I know what I have to do.

I am not sharing anything.

Ready, Chef?

My fans are counting on me for a new episode by tonight.

All you have to do is show how to make each dish

step by step.

Don't forget to announce the ingredients.

And say how much.

I always mix up teaspook and tablespook.

All right, slime is money, people.

Places.

Lights. Camera. Action.

[recording of audience cheering]

‐Hi, I'm Vampirina. ‐And I'm Poppy.

Welcome to a special edition of "Weekly Weirdness."

"Cooking with Chef Remy."

Here to show you how to make his monster‐rific recipes,

it's skelebrity chef, Remy Bones!

[applause]

‐[rattling] ‐Oh!

Oh. Bonjour.

And give a howl of applause for the amazing Demi!

[laughs] Oh, thank you! Thank you!

You're too much.

Ah!

[rattles]

Today, Chef Remy is going to show us

how to make his blob on the cob.

What do we do first?

Well, you see...

Plenty of cob, blob,

and Chef Remy's secret ingredient.

Wait!

There is no secret ingredient.

Just blob and cob. No need to demonstrate.

But where's the boo butter and the‐‐?

Ah! Let's move on.

Uh, like any good chef,

Remy only cooks when inspiration strikes.

That's what makes his food so special.

Right!

So perhaps it is time for me to‐‐

Inspire everyone to learn how to make your bone‐chilling chili?

Oui. Ahem.

First, chop this, add that, then more of this,

a little bit of that, a pinch of a that,

and now stirring, stirring, simmer, taste and voilà.

Did you get any of that?

Not really.

Chef Remy, I think we might want to slow it down

for the monsters at home

so they can learn how you made it.

We start with Transylvanian tomatoes, right?

Yes?

Two skulls of spellery,

onion and scarrots.

Then you zoomed over here to add the shriek spice‐‐

No! Oh!

What I mean is, no shriek spice.

All you need is...

salt.

Mm. Are you sure?

Because it tastes like there's all sorts of spices

and spookiful flavors going on in here.

Nope. Nothing else.

It is very simple.

‐Huh? ‐Let's move on to dessert.

Chef Remy is going to show us how to make

his underworld famous apple pie.

I can't wait to see you flood the moat

with screamy caramel sauce.

It is one of my most precious recipes.

Great. How do we start?

Huh? With apples, of course.

[laughs nervously]

Hey, what did you just add?

[laughs] Nothing.

Wow.

You must have added something.

Nice.

I need a close‐up of this.

My fans want all the details.

No! I can't!

I can't... remember this recipe.

Oh, dear!

And I thought I was the diva.

Does anyone get the feeling

Chef Remy's not acting like himself?

He's definitely acting strange.

And not the good kind of strange.

I should go talk to him.

But, Vee, I promised my fans a new episode

in less than an hour.

But how are we going to do the show without Chef Remy?

I just need a couple shots of dessert, and that's it.

Please?

Okay. Places, everyone.

‐Action. ‐Just Vee and Poppy here,

making apple pie à la moat.

First you need apples, then...

Over to you, Poppy.

Well, you make the filling with lots of ingredients.

Demi? A little help?

Oh, I've seen Chef Remy make this hundreds of times.

All you do is throw in some apples and...

I forget what's next!

I thought you said you made it hundreds of times.

What I meant was I've eaten it hundreds of times.

Thousands, actually.

Just do something.

Oh! Yes.

[clears throat]

Give everything a little stir.

Oh, we'll use Chef Remy's whisk.

Okay. Oh! Bad whisk.

Help! I'm being whisked away!

Don't mind Demi.

I bet Chef Remy uses cinnamon in his pie.

[gasps]

Wait, Poppy. Don't.

Whoa! Not the carrots again.

[laughs]

En garde, you veggies.

[grunts and yelps]

Cut! I'll never finish my Web show like this.

We really need Chef Remy to show us how it's done.

He wasn't exactly willing to share his culinary creations.

Oh!

Come on, he's got this place more guarded

than a warlock's castle.

It's like he doesn't want anyone making his recipes.

You're right.

He didn't want us to know any of the ingredients.

Or any of his cooking secrets.

Then why did he want to do my show?

He knew I'd be showing it to all my fans.

I don't know. But what I do know is,

these recipes are Chef Remy originals.

They do make him a one‐of‐a‐kind chef.

I think I know what's going on.

[Remy sobbing]

Chef Remy?

Hello, little one.

Oh, I am so sorry I forgot my recipes.

Did you really forget your recipes,

or is it that you don't want to share them with anyone?

[sighs]

‐I do not want to share. ‐But why?

My food is what makes me skeletally special.

If everyone knows my recipes,

well, I am just an ordinary bag of bones.

But what you're sharing is more than just a list of ingredients.

It's your love of food.

And that's something that will always make you special.

Hm. Well, I've never thought of it like that.

Sharing the things you love can be a spooktacular thing.

It can even inspire other monsters

to love cooking and food as much as you.

Just like my great‐grandmère Bones did for me.

Oh!

She taught me everything.

Like how to crack an egg,

or how to keep my hands from falling into the soup.

So maybe you can share with your friends,

just like your grandmère shared with you?

Oui. I will do it.

After all, if I share my recipes,

I am sharing my heart.

And I suppose that is what makes me spookily special.

[giggles]

Exactly.

You'll always be the one and only Chef Remy Bones.

♪ Oh, my great‐grandmère Bones Shared her passion with me ♪

♪ When she shared Every last recipe ♪

♪ And now Chef Remy Bones Will be like great‐grandmère ♪

♪ I will share them With monsters out there ♪

♪ I will share my heart With the world ♪

♪ That's the way that a chef Ought to live ♪

♪ When you share your heart With the world ♪

♪ You get back much more Than you give ♪

♪ I keep my recipes Save on the shelf ♪

♪ Afraid I'd lose Part of myself ♪

♪ But my passion for food Is what makes me unique ♪

♪ And to share would betray Magnifique ♪

♪ I will share my heart With the world ♪

♪ Because every good Skeleton knows ♪

♪ When you share your heart With the world ♪

♪ Your bone‐chilling heart Only grows ♪

[all gasping and chattering excitedly]

Presenting...

a Chef Remy Bones meal.

From my heart to yours.

Chef Remy, Vee, my fans love the show and your dishes.

[Vampirina] That's bat‐tastic news.

[Remy] Ooh‐la‐la.

Oh, that warms my heart.

Like a good soup.

Aren't you glad you shared your recipes with the monster world?

Of course! Oh, and thank you, little Vee.

Sharing the food that I love feels spooktastically special.

And so do I.

[Vampirina] "Vampire Chaperone."

‐Batkins. ‐Vee!

Mama, Papa, guess what.

Tomorrow is the school field trip.

And we're going on a nature walk.

How fangtastic.

Ah, that reminds me of the enchanted forest walks

we used to go on at your old school in Transylvania.

Remember, Vee? We'd catch creepy crawlies, track werewolves,

find spooky lagoons.

How could I forget?

You were a scary‐good guide.

It says here that Vee's school needs volunteers

to be chaperones.

Which is why I wanted to‐‐

I thought you'd never ask!

I'd love to be your chaperone.

You can't be a chaperone, you goofy ghoul.

Yes, I can.

What's a chaperone again?

Someone who goes with the kids to watch after them.

In this case, human kids who aren't used to seeing ghosts.

Right.

I am 100% certified ghost.

No bones about it.

Because I don't have bones.

[giggles]

Papa, would you be a chaperone on my field trip?

Hmm. I have been wanting to get more involved

in your human school.

So you'll do it?

You bet your bat wings I will.

‐Yay! ‐Oh, my first human field trip.

What should I bring? What should I wear?

This field trip is going to be terror‐rific.

[school bell rings]

Your dad as a chaperone?

‐That'll be fun. ‐And spooky.

But I love your dad.

Vee, I have to be in his group.

Can you get me in?

[giggles] I'll try.

Just wait until you see all the bat‐tastic stuff

my dad does.

He was the best back in Transylvania.

♪ Papa's petrifying Nature walks ♪

♪ Are monster‐rific To the max ♪

♪ Just wait until you see His scary socks ♪

♪ And get a load Of Papa's Spooky Packs ♪

♪ It's a day Of chills and shocks ♪

♪ On Papa's monstrous Nature walks ♪

♪ Papa knows each creepy bug That crawls ♪

♪ And all the crawly things That creep ♪

♪ And Papa's famous trademark Monster calls ♪

♪ Can even summon creatures From the deep ♪

♪ Listen as he shrieks And squawks ♪

♪ On Papa's monstrous Nature walks ♪

♪ His nature walks will surely Chill you to the bone ♪

♪ A three‐time Transylvanian Most Fantastic Chaperone ♪

♪ Watch him as he turns Into a bat ♪

♪ To find the ghoulest birds To watch ♪

♪ Or pack a monster lunch In seconds flat ♪

♪ His floating sandwiches Are all top‐notch ♪

♪ Trust me when I say it rocks ♪

♪ On Papa's monstrous Nature walks ♪

And he keeps all his supplies in his signature Spooky Pack.

Cool!

I like the part about tracking monsters.

Can he really fly up and tell us where all the birds are?

Well, in Transylvania they were mostly boo jays,

zombie flamingos and phoenixes.

But it's pretty much the same idea.

Do you think your dad will do all that stuff

at a human school?

Sure. I know he has to hide his vampire side

from the other kids,

but I'm sure he'll still be his spooktacular self

for me and my friends.

‐[Boris] Hello! ‐Huh?

Vee. Bridget. Peeplesons.

Why is your dad dressed like that?

And where's all his vampire stuff?

I'm not sure.

But don't worry.

My dad always has a plan.

Class, say hello to our parent chaperones.

Hello, munchkins.

We are going to have such a swell time.

Yes, I am excited to go on this human‐‐

I mean, regular field trip with all of you.

Oh, man, Mr. Gore says I have to go in my mom's group.

Which means I'm going to miss the Spooky Pack

and the monster tracking.

Why?

Don't forget the monster‐rific lunches.

‐[all] Demi? ‐What are you doing here?

Oh, I'd never miss a Boris nature walk.

Besides, didn't you say that you wanted me to come with you?

‐I could've sworn I heard that. ‐[giggles]

As long as you stay in my backpack.

Now you have a ghost too?

Some kids have all the luck.

We're going to have the best time.

Can we show my friends your famous Spooky Pack, Papa?

I have something even better, batkins.

This human pack.

It's all the rage.

Huh. My mom has one just like that.

[laughs]

Just wait till you see all the new things I brought.

It'll be fun.

Follow me.

New things?

[Demi] No Spooky Pack?

How can we go on a nature walk without one?

I know. But I'm sure Papa has something spooktacular planned.

Papa, shouldn't we get started on our nature walk activities?

You're bat‐solutely right, Vee.

Today we will be bird‐watching.

This is where my dad turns into a bat

to find the best birds.

‐Won't the other kids see him? ‐Don't worry.

We've gotten good at transforming

when no one's looking.

And I'm pretty good at floating when no one's looking.

[gasps]

Hm.

[all sigh]

All right, my humans.

Are you excited to see

my special method for looking at birds?

‐Go Papa! ‐[boy] Yeah!

‐Ah‐ha. ‐Huh?

Humans use this peer‐o‐scope to find birds.

Isn't that just batty?

I think that's a periscope.

For submarines.

Are you sure?

‐Oh, well, let's give it a shot. ‐Oh, can I try?

[boys laugh]

Sorry, I guess Papa's not going to turn

into a bat after all.

That's okay.

I think the peer‐oscope is kind of cool.

But turning into a bat is Boris's special move.

He could lure a griffin from miles away.

That's right.

Papa can roar like a monster, howl like a werewolf.

You name it.

Maybe name something not so scary.

How about a friendly ghost?

[laughs]

Can you do your animal calls, Papa?

Ah, you remember how good I was at that

back in Transylvania, eh, Vee?

Well, just watch this. Ahem.

[inhales deeply]

‐[blows bird whistle] ‐Huh?

Papa, what is that?

It's my new human bird whistle.

I'm using it to call the indigo bunting.

They sound like this.

[imitating birdcall]

‐[bird tweeting] ‐[gasps]

Yes, exactly like that.

[blowing bird whistle]

Did your dad use a whistle like that in Transylvania?

No. He's not doing anything like he used to.

The birdie flew away.

Oh, well. You know what humans say.

The early worm gets the bird.

‐Early worm? That's funny. ‐[all laugh]

‐[boy] Could I try? ‐Of course!

Your dad might not be doing the same stuff he used to,

but I still want to try the bird whistle.

Me too.

[Mr. Gore] Time for lunch, nature walkers.

[gasps]

Hear that, humans? Now, we feast.

Hopefully lunch will be better.

Oh, lunch makes everything better.

So, what are all the cool vampire things

you got to do with Vee's dad?

Actually, we've been mostly doing human things.

Really?

How's Mom's group?

We saw a spotted owl.

It looked like it was sleeping,

but then its head spun all the way around.

It was so creepy. And pretty great.

Miss Peepleson's nature walk is creepier than Papa's?

Everything okay, Vee?

It's just Papa's acting strange,

and not in the good way.

If you're worried, maybe you should talk to him.

Poppy's right. You should‐‐

[sniffs]

Wait, I smell food.

You know, never do anything

on an empty stomach,

that's what I always say.

It must be one of Papa's monster‐rific lunches.

All right, group.

I thought I would whip up something a little special.

Instead of a normal human lunch,

I combined two of my favorite human lunches

to form one mega human lunch.

May I present, the spaghetti and tuna fish sandwich.

‐[Poppy] Whoa. ‐[Bridget] Interesting?

What is that?

‐Ew! ‐I don't think so.

Papa, what happened to the monster‐rific lunches

you always used to pack in Transylvania?

This lunch will be a hit with your classmates, Vee.

I did a search on the World Wide human‐Web.

Turns out, humans love spaghetti and tuna fish.

Oh, and sandwiches.

That's three of my favorite human foods.

‐I guess so, but‐‐ ‐Hold on, batkins.

I just have to feed your hungry classmates,

then I'm all yours.

I thought Papa's lunches were the one thing

I could count on.

[Demi, tearfully] Me too.

That's the whole reason I came along..

What's a hungry ghost to do?

I don't understand.

I know Papa can't always do his vampire things,

but I didn't expect him to be so different.

He's being too human.

I think he's just trying to fit in at your new school.

But I don't want him to change who he is just to fit in.

[sighs]

I miss the old, spooky Papa.

The old papa?

[sighs]

What was that?

Oh, no!

I think my dad might've heard what I said.

I hope I didn't hurt his feelings.

Wait. Papa.

I'm sorry.

Please don't leave.

I'm not leaving, batkins.

I just came to get this.

[Vampirina, gasps] Your Spooky Pack!

But why didn't you bring it with you?

My friends are used to a little spookiness by now.

You can just be yourself.

But batkins, I am being myself.

But you're not doing the things you used to do.

I know, but people change.

And so do vampires.

I love human culture, and learning about Pennsylvania.

That's why I stayed up all night

to do research for my first human school trip.

I guess I missed the way it used to be.

Nature walks were one of our special "Vee and Papa" things.

And they still can be.

Vee, even when things change,

one thing will always stay the same.

I will always be your same, silly old Papa underneath.

I guess you were pretty silly today on the nature walk.

Even if it wasn't what I was expecting.

[laughs]

I love you, Papa.

I love you too, batkins.

Change can be scary,

and not always in the fun way.

So I brought a monster‐rific lunch for you,

just in case.

[gasps] Really?

Thanks, Papa.

‐[boy] Yeah! ‐[laughter]

Yummy.

Yum.

You ate my spaghetti and tuna sandwiches?

Yeah, they looked real weird...

and then tasted really weird.

But I love weird.

Who knew spaghetti would taste so delicious on a sandwich?

I saved one for you, Vee.

Vee already has a monster‐rific lunch ready for her.

Actually, I want to try the spaghetti and tuna sandwich.

You do?

Even though these are different ingredients than usual,

it's still a special field trip lunch

made by the best chaperone, and Papa, ever.

[Demi] Oh, good,

because I sort of already ate the other lunch.

Demi!

[all laugh]