Original subtitles

COMEDY CENTRAL DOES NOT

CONDONE THE ACTIVITIES PERFORMS

AND DISCOURAGES ANYONE FROM

TAEMENT

TAE

ATTEMPTING THEM.

ENJOY.

WAIT.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

HEY.

IT'S TIME WE SHUT THE.

[ BEEP ]

UP ABOUT HOW AWFUL THINGS ARE IN

CHICAGO.

WELCOME TO "TOSH.0" IN A YEAR

WHERE EVERYTHING IS SHIT, THE

MIAM

MIAMI HEAT ARE A SHINY BEACON ON

THE HILL.

THAT'S WHY I'M REP HALL OF

FAMER, SEVEN TIME ALL STAR, TWO

TIME DEFENSIVE PLAUR OF THE

YEAR, MIAMI'S ALL TIME BLOCK

LEADER AND SECOND IN REBOUNDS

WITH A CAREER EARNINGS OF $143

MILLION, ALONZO MOURNING!

TONIGHT I GRILL THIS MEAT

HEAD.

I SOLVE AMERICA'S GREATEST

PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS, SHITTING

YOUR PANTS AND THIS WEEK'S LUCKY

SOB.

I THINK WE ALL KNEW THIS WAS

GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN COVID-19

SHUT DOWN THE CIRCUSES.

♪

WAIT.

HEY, HEY.

HEY, MASTER.

WE'RE GETTING ONE OF THOSE

ANNOYING AMBER ALERTS.

UGH!

THEY SHOULD START PUTTING

REWARDS ON THESE ALERTS H A LOT

MORE MISSING KIDS WOULD TURN UP.

RANSOM PAID IN UNMARKED BANANAS.

ASSUMING HE IS WORKING FOR GIZ

GHISLANE MAXWELL.

AM I EVER GOING TO GET IN

TROUBLE FOR MY SEGMENT AMASIANS.

THAT'S ASIANS DOING AMAZING

THINGS.

WHAT FLAVOR POP SSICLE IS THAT?

THAT LOOKS LIKE A BAR OF SOAP.

ENJOY.

THAT WASN'T SEXY AT ALL.

SHOULDN'T HE BE TRYING TO KILL

JAMES BOND?

WAIT FOR IT.

THERE SHE GOES.

SHE IS HITTING YOU, HUH?

I GET THE SAME FEELING TRYING TO

WATCH WESTWORLD.

IT'S SO CONFUSING.

I MEAN HOW HARD CAN THAT BE?

I'M KNOWN FOR HAVING THE DEEPEST

THROAT ON TELEVISION.

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR I'M BETTER

THAN YOU.

STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO-DOO.

POPSICLE CHALLENGE WITH ZERO

BRAIN FREEZE.

THE LET'S DO THIS.

I'M BETTER THAN YOU.

STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO-DOO.

HIT YOU FOR A TWO-HAD FER.

AM

BORIS, WE'RE AT THE BATHHOUSE

WITH THE GAY SEX.

HAVE TO WATCH YOUR LITTLE

TRICKS.

THE WIDTH OF THAT POOL MADE

LITTLE TO NO DIFFERENCE.

BACK ONE QUARTER FLIP WITH

VIRTUALLY NO SPLASH.

NOW LET HIM REST AT THE BOTTOM.

SO HE CAN ABSORB THE ENERGY FROM

ALL THE OTHER COCOONS.

UP NEXT, UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.

I PLAY A VIDEO THAT MAUKZ ZERO

SENSE AND ASK A BUNCH OF

QUESTIONS ABOUT IT TO THE STUDIO

AUDIENCE.

WHICH NO LONGER EXISTS.

SEASON OF MOURNING.

WHOA.

WHOA.

WHAT YOU DOING, FOLKS?

[ SCREAMING ]

HOW MASSIVE WAS THE COCK THAT

CAUSED THAT OVERFLOW?

WHY WOULDN'T HE SIMPLY USE THE

STAIRS?

WHY IS THAT KID CRYING OVER A

NISSAN ROGUE?

IS SHE ON THE SFLEES IS THIS WHY

THEY ASK FOR EXTRA TOWELS IN THE

ROOM?

DO YOU THINK THEY'LL TIP THE

M

MAID THAT HAS TO CLEAN THIS UP?

IS THIS HAMPTONALITY?

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

UNO MAS.

YOU CAN DO IT.

DON'T PUSSY OUT.

DO THE TIKTOK.

KILLING MORE TEENS THAN

CORONAVIRUS.

NOW, LET'S WATCH THEM USE THE

STAIRS FOR THE LAST TIME IN THIS

WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

WELCOME TO SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH.

HOME OF SCIENTOLOGY FOR

CHRISTIANS.

TURNS OUT LATTER DAY SAINTS USED

BIKES FOR MORE THAN JUST

SPREADING JOEY SMITH'S PYRAMID

SCHEME.

YOU CAN DO IT.

DON'T PUSSY OUT.

SHE'S ALLOWED TO CALL HIM

THAT.

IT'S HER WORD.

TO ME, A PUSSY IS STRONG,

CAPABLE, MAGNIFICENT, AND YUMMY.

DON'T PUSSY OUT.

PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUSSIED

OUT, SCOTT.

TOO BAD U TONIANS DON'T MAKE YOU

WEAR A MAGIC HELMET.

YOU ARE OKAY?

SOMEONE'S TRYING TO GET OUT

OF SPENDING TWO YEARS IN THE

PHILIPPINES TRYING TO CONVERT

PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND A

WORD YOU'RE.

[ BEEP ]

SAYING.

TAKE YOUR TIME.

SUBDURAL HEMATOMAS GET BETTER

THE LONGER THEY GO UNTREATED.

DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE

HOSPITAL?

YEAH.

OKAY, I APPLAUD YOU.

IF SHE CALLS AN AMBULANCE,

SHE'LL HAVE TO STOP FIMLMING AN

THEN I COULDN'T MOCK HIM ON

TELEVISION.

CAN YOU STAY HERE WHILE I GET

CART AND TAKE HIM TO THE

HOSPITAL?

YEAH.

CAN YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH HIM

DIE WHILE I GO GET MY CAR AND

DON'T COME BACK?

YEAH.

I'M --

HELP ME.

MAYBE HE WANTS TO DIE SO HE

CAN GET HIS OWN PLANET.

AN ACTUAL THING THOSE WIFE

HOARDERS BELIEVE.

FOR THAT, WE THANK YOU.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

BUT FIRST, THERE'S NOTHING I

MISS MORE THAN THE SOUNDS AND

SMELLS OF THE OLD BALLPARK.

OH, MY GOD.

DUDE.

OH, MY GOD!

YOU SEE NOTHING WILL HAPPEN.

HE'S WHAT THE JACKASS CREW

WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE IF THEY

DID STEROIDS INSTEAD OF SPEED

BALLS.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A

BLACK PIMP FROM THE '70s.

BELIEVE ME, THEY DON'T MAKE THEM

ANY WHITER THAN OLD HJ.

HE IS THE BRAINS AND BRAWN

BEHIND THE BODYBUILDER VERSUS

CHANNEL.

VERSUS WHAT?

MY BONER IF HE'S NOT CAREFUL.

HOUSTON'S VIDEOS FOLLOW A SIMPLE

FORMULA.

HIS BROS COMMIT WAR CRIMES ON

HIM IN AN EMPTY FIELD AND HE

SCREAMS BLOODY MURDER.

HE'S BEEN POWER WASHED,

BUCKSHOT, BULL WHIPPED AND

CAUGHT MORE PAINT BALL THAN A

PROTESTER IN PORTLAND.

THE ONLY CHALLENGE HE HAS SLLEF

IS TO READ A BOOK.

THERE ARE TENS OF DOLLARS TO BE

MADE FROM HIS 200 MILLION VIEWS

ON YOUTUBE.

HE PROBABLY GOT GROSS NOW THAT

ALL THE GYMS ARE CLOSED.

I FLEW HIM TO HOLLYWOOD

PREPANDEMIC FOR THIS CELEBRITY

PROFILE.

HEY, DANIEL.

COOL SHORTS.

THANKS, HOUSTON.

PERFECT TIMING.

I WAS JUST SETTING UP MOST

PAWNFUL STUNT YET.

STAYING ON THE X AND TRYING NOT

TO FLINCH.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GET YOU MIKED UP.

WE RAN OUT OF TAPE.

SO I APOLOGIZE IF THIS IS A

LITTLE WARM.

REALLY LOUD IN OUR SOUND GUY

AS YEAR.

WE'RE PAYING TRIBUTE TO FRANK

CANNONBALL RICHARDS.

YOU'RE RELATED TO FRANK

CANNONBALL RICHARDS?

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

AMERICA'S FIRST JACKASS.

INSTEAD OF A CANNONBALL, WE'RE

USING A ONE GAL CANNEN PAINT.

THIS SEEM IRRESPONSIBLE.

RELAX.

I PURCHASED A HALF MILE LONG

FUSE.

IF THE I LEARNED ANYTHING FROM

WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS IS THE KEY

TO A GOOD STUNT IS ANTICIPATION.

HOUSTON WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

I'M FROM MICHIGAN.

IS HOUSTON YOUR BIRTHDAY?

YES.

st.

IS THERE ANY TEXAS TIE TO

YOU?

NO.

I THINK I HAVE A GRANDPARENT

NAMED HOUSTON OR SOMETHING.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR

GRANDPA'S NAME?

?

A GREAT GRANDPA.

I DON'T LOOK THAT FAR BACK.

CRAZY IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT

YOUR GRANDPA'S NAME WAS.

YEAH.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

25.

HOW LONG YOU BEEN MAKING THE

I HAVE YOEZ?

THIS IS GOING ON THREE YEARS

NOW.

IT'S BODYBUILDER VERSE OR

B

BODYBUILDER VERSUS?

VERSUS.

VERSUS PAIN?

ANYTHING.

P I'M PROVING MYSELF AGAINST ANY

PHYSICAL PAIN OR STUPID ENOUGH I

THINK LOOKS FUNNY ON CAMERA.

OKAY.

LET ME TALK ABOUT YOUR PHYSIQUE.

IMPRESSIVE.

THE YOU'RE NOT SKIPPING LEG

DAYS.

NO.

THAT'S WHY I WEAR THE SHORT

SHORTS.

GOD, I HAVE TO START WORKING

OUT.

JUST THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL.

IT'S PROVEN THAT IT'S GOOD FOR

YOU, RIGHT?

NOW I WORRY ABOUT YOU.

YOU'RE DOING TWO THINGS.

BODY BUILDING CAN BE DANGEROUS.

AND THE STUNTS.

WE'VE HAD A BODYBUILDER ON OUR

SHOW DIE.

AND WE'VE HAD A PERSON THAT DOES

STUNTS ON OUR SHOW DIE.

LET'S GO THROUGH THE 12 GAUGE

WITH RUBBER BULLETS.

I GOT HIT WITH TWO OF THEM AT

ONCE.

BLEEDING FROM MULTIPLE

LOCATIONS.

THAT'S A VIDEO.

THIGH PUNCHES.

I CAN'T.

YOU WOULDN'T THINK THAT ONE WAS

SO BAD.

IT SEEMS BRUTAL.

I DIDN'T EXPECT TO HAVE MY

WHOLE LEG TO TURN INTO A BRUISE.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

FUNNY LIKE OH, GET PUNCHED A

BUNCH.

SHOT IN THE LEG WITH 21

RUBBER PAINT BALLS.

STOP.

HOW MANY WAS THAT?

THREE.

OH.

I LIKE IT.

HOW MUCH WAS THAT AND THEY'RE

LIKE THREE.

WE WERE REALLY BAD AT

COUNTING.

REALLY HARD TO KEEP GOING.

MY XUN IS SLOWLY GETTING RIPPED

OFF.

YOU DON'T WANT TO INCORPORATE

DRUGS AND ALCOHOL INTO YOUR

BITS.

I DID A FEW DRINKING VIDEOS.

I DID TEQUILA SHOTS AND SQUATS

TO SEE IF I WOULD PUKE.

I FINISHED THE FIFTH OF TEQUILA

AND I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING

AFTER THAT.

.

THAT SEEMS UNNECESSARY.

PAWN IS THE WHEEL HOUSE.

MY WHEEL HOUSE IS ANYTHING

RIDICULOUS LIKE GETTING A TATTOO

ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD.

THERE IS A TATTOO UP THERE?

IF I SHAVE MY HAIR, IT WILL

BE THERE.

WHAT DID YOU ZBHET.

A BICEP.

WHAT IS WRONG?

OH, MAN.

st IS IT A RIGHT AND LEFT ARM?

WE MESSED UP THE THUMBS.

SO TECHNICALLY IT'S THE SAME

ARM.

YOU DON'T NEED TO LOOK INTO IT

THAT MUCH.

YEAH.

PRESSURE.

WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT?

I THINK MINE.

BUT MY COUSIN WESTON IS LIKE

YEAH, I HAVE A PRESSURE WASHER.

I'M LIKE YEAH, BRING IT OVER.

LET'S DO SOMETHING WITH IT.

DID YOU TEST IT?

I KNEW IT WOULD DO SOMETHING.

WE ACTUALLY FILMED THE BIT,

LET'S JUST KEEP GETTING CLOSER

UNTIL WE SEE SOMETHING HAPPEN.

AND BY THE TOMB IME SOMETHING H

IT PEELED ALL MY SKIN OFF.

HOW DID THE SKIN HEAL?

TERRIBLY.

PUSS WAS COMING OFF MY XUN.

WHAT IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING

YOU'VE DONE ON CAMERA?

WHEN YOU DO SO MANY PAINFUL

THINGS, IT'S HARD TO NARROW IT

DOWN.

I GOT PEPPER SPRAYED IN THE BUTT

HOLE.

AND HOW DID THAT FEEL?

KIND LIKE OF EQUIVALENT OF

POOPING OUT SPICY PEPPERS.

I HAVE A FORM OF IBS, I COULD

BROBBLY HANDLE THAT.

IT WENT ALL THE WAY DOWN TO

MY GENITALS.

CAN'T GET IT OFF.

IT'S THERE UNTIL IT DECIDES TO

STOP BURNING.

IT'S IN MY PENIS HOLE.

WHAT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST

STUNTS DID YOU TO RECOVER FROM?

I GOT SHOT WITH IS,000 PAINT

BALLS.

WE PUT THAT ON THE SHOW.

YEAH.

YOU WANT TO BE A SHIRTLESS

STUD GET HIT WITH 1,000 PAINT

BALLS?

I DO.

DID YOU FLAESH BEING ON THE

SHOW?

WERE YOU OKAY WITH IT?

YEAH.

COOL.

I REMEMBER PEOPLE STARTED

MESSAGING ME.

YOU'RE ON TOSH.

.

WHAT YOU DO IMPRESSIVE.

THANK YOU.

THERE IS CRITIQUE.

SOME OF THE VIDEOS ARE.

[ BEEP ]

WAY TOO LONG.

OKAY.

THE FAIR.

I'M ALWAYS LIKE JUMP TO SEVEN

MINUTES.

STARTING TO GET HURT.

I DO LIKE HEARING YOU SCREAM.

PEOPLE SAID I SOUND LIKE MARV

FROM HOME ALONE.

WHAT IS THE NEXT STEP AND BIG

GOAL?

I'M BAD AT THINKING DOWN THE

ROAD A TON.

THAT'S GOOD.

DO NEIGHBORS EVER CALL AND

SAY, HAU, THERE IS SOMEONE BEING

SHOT IN THE HEAD IN THE FRONT

YARD?

I LIVE SURROUNDED BY FIELDS,

ASPARAGUS FIELDS.

WHAT DOES THE PEE SMELL LIKE

THERE?

BAD.

I GOT PEPPER SPRAYED AND

THERE WAS ASPARAGUS PICKERS

WATCHING ME DO THAT.

MICHIGAN, HUH?

THAT'S WHERE ASPARAGUS GROWS.

I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD EVER

SAID ASPARAGUS GROWS IN

MICHIGAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT CLIMATE I

THOUGHT IT GREW IN.

ARE YOUR PARENTS PROUD OF YOU?

EMBARRASSED OR JUST WORRIED?

MIXTURE OF ALL THREE.

THE YEAH.

IS THERE A MRS. HOUSTON

JONES?

YEAH.

[ BEEP ]

OH, MY GOD!

SHERWIN WILLIAMS MAKES A DURABLE

PAINT.

THAT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT'S GOING ON.

I SHOULD HAVE HIT WITH YOU CAN

OF PRESUMER FIRST.

LET'S GET YOU CLEANED OFF BEFORE

THE SECOND ATTEMPT.

OH, MY GOD!

MISS YOU UNCLE FRANK.

SEASON OF MOURNING.

BAD NEWS.

SINCE WITH HE SHOT THAT

HOUSTON'S COUSINS STOPPED

PARTICIPATING IN THE VIDEOS.

SEASON OF MOURNING.

NOW HE PAYS STRANGERS TO BEAT

HIM UP WHICH I BELIEVE IS A FORM

OF PROSTITUTION.

WE'LL BE RUGT BACK.

FIRST, WAKY WAKY, IT'S THE

SALMONELLA SURPRISE.

♪

COULD WE HAVE ENDED WITH A

GLOBAL PANDEMIC?

I GET IT, PUBLIC REST ROOMS ARE

DISGUSTING.

AND SOMEONE WITH A HAIR TRIGGER

BOWEL, I KNOW HOW NECESSARY

POOPING IN PUBLIC CAN BE.

I DUMPED EVERY PENNY I HAVE INTO

THE LATEST INVENTION.

I HOPE THE SHARKS ARE READY TO

FEED.

WELCOME TO THE SHARK TANK.

HI, SHARKS.

I'D LIKE TO START THIS PITCH

BY ASKING BARBARA TO WIRE ME

$400,000 YOU GULLIBLE OLD LADY.

WE LOVE YOU ALREADY.

BABIES AND GRANDPAS HAVE

DIAPERS.

BUT NO ONE ELSE.

SURE, YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR POOP

85% OF THE TIME.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 25%?

HI, I'M DANIEL TOSH, THE FOUNDER

AND CFO OF POOP PANTS, THE

WEARABLE, PORTABLE BATHROOM

ZBLCHT I'M OUT.

RIGHT NOW EACH ONE OF YOU IS

PROBABLY WANTING TO MAKE A DEAL

JUST TO INVEST IN THE PANTS.

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU

CAN SHIT IN THEM.

THAT'S AMAZING.

I'M GOING TO GO AGAINST MY

GUT.

LET'S PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

YOU'RE BACK IN.

BEAUTIFUL.

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THANKS TO MY

INNOVATIVE PRODUCT THAT SHIT IN

YOUR PANTS WON'T BE A HORRIBLE

STAIN IN YOUR BRAIN.

THAT'S RIGHT.

CAN'T FIND A STALL?

NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

JUST DROP TROWEL THEN KA-POW!

THIS IS SO EXCITING.

THE HUMAN BODY WASN'T DESIGNED

TO BE MORE THAN 30 FEET AWAY

FROM ANY TOILET.

WE'VE ALL BEEN CAUGHT AT COSTCO

SHAKING A DUKIE DOWN THE

PANTLEG.

THAT'S ON THEM.

YOU CAN'T GIVE OUT FREE SAMPLES

OF SPICY HUMMOUS.

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS.

I RECOMMEND TAKING 12 WEEK

CERTIFICATION COURSE WITH ENOUGH

PRACTICE CAN YOU GET YOUR BUILD

TIME IN UNDER 40 MINUTES.

AT THE VERY LEAST I RECOMMEND A

DRY RUN.

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS A WET

RUN.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I FEEL MUCH BETTER.

ACTUALLY, SMELLS PRETTY GOOD.

AND THERE'S AN ATTACHMENT

THAT HOOKS UP TO YOUR DISHWASHER

FOR EASY CLEANING.

I PREFER THE VERTICAL ASPECT

TO IT.

ALL FOUR GALLONS.

GIVE OR TAKE A SQUIRT.

YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT

YOU WOULD WEAR HOME.

WELL, HANGING INSIDE YOUR

PORTABLE WEARABLE BATHROOM IS A

SECOND FREE PAIR OF POOP PANTS.

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST.

WHAT ARE THE SALES?

I HAVE NONE.

NOTHING?

I'M IN THE HOLE ABOUT $6,000.

BUT I'M ASKING FOR 100% OF YOUR

NET WORTH SO YOU STOP DOING THIS

SHOW.

I THINK YOUR VALUATION IS

STINKY POO-POO.

I'M OUT.

I'M OUT.

I'M OUT.

YOU'RE AN.

[ BEEP ]

AND GET THE

[ BEEP ]

OUT OF HERE.

I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY.

GET ANOTHER SPONGE.

I BET MR. WONDERFUL WISHED HE

HAD THOSE WHEN HE FOUND OUT HIS

WIFE KILLED A GUY.

SOMETIMES ANIMALS DON'T NEED

RESCUING.

THEY NEED SAL RVATION.

HERE IS THE RELIGIOUS QUACK OF

THE WEEK.

SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO

SPEAK ABOUT THIS?

SEE YOU IN HELL, BIER.

WE'LL HAVE MORE ON COMEDY

CENTRAL.

WELCOME BACK TO THE ONLY TV

SHOW THAT REFUSES TO XBEKT THE

RESULTS OF THE 2020 NBA FINALS.

WE DON'T OFTEN HAVE WORLD FAMOUS

POP STARS ON THIS SHOW.

AND NEXT WEEK IS NO EXCEPTION.

♪ I SEE HERE IS JOSHUA TREE

♪ WHAT I SMEEN I HE REALLY LIKE

YOUR PENIS ♪

♪ I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED

AGAIN ♪

TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHAT THE

METAPHORS MEAN.

FOLLOW ME ON THE FOUR MAJORS OF

SOCIAL MEDIA.

AS YOU KNOW, THESE ARE FINAL

EPISODES ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

AND JUST BECAUSE I'M MOVING ON

TO ANOTHER NETWORK, DOESN'T MEAN

THAT I DON'T LOVE CC.

AND TO PROVE IT, WE HAVE BEEN

PAYING TRIBUTE TO MY FAVORITE

EXECUTIVES THAT MADE "TOSH.0"

THE LONGEST RUNNING LIVE ACTION

SHOW IN NETWORK HISTORY.

THIS WEEK, IT'S DIAMOND DOUG

HERZOG.

BIG DOUG!

THIS GUY WASN'T JUST IN CHARGE

OF COMEDY CENTRAL, HE WAS

PRESIDENT OF THE WHOLE KITTEN

CABOODLE.

HE LAUNCHED CAREERS OF JON

STEWART, STEVE KA RELEVANT,

STEPHEN COLBERT, AMY SCHUMER,

JORDAN PEELE.

HIS SON EVEN WORK AT MY OFFICE.

DOUG ONCE LET ME BORROW THE

VIACOM JET TO FLY TO NEW YORK

CITY FOR 20 MINUTES OF STANDUP.

I HEAR HE IS OVER AT QUIBI NOW

WITH KATZENBERG.

I SHOULD GIVE HIM A CALL.

FINALLY THIS WEEK LUCKY SON OF A

BITCH.

ANOTHER UNSATISFIED CUSTOMER

COMING BACK TO COMPLAIN ABOUT

HIS BRAKE JOB.

GOOD THING HE ALSO MESSED UP HIS

ALIGNMENT YOU LUCKY ASS SOB.

DISENGAGE HOLOGRAM.

GOOD NIGHT.

♪

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