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Raise your freak flag.

This week on "the soup."

There is a lot on "the bradshaw"

bunch.

Trashy.

Don't be tardy

they need to be spanked.

What are you going to do?

Bring a vibrator?

I don't know

who does not want to get

fired up for lifetime movies

on the copy, the cows came

home

"the soup" starts now.

Welcome to "the soup."

Halloween is coming up

speaking of cheap costumes,

let's talk about "under cover"

"boss" with ceo ray blanchett

proves he's indices disguise.

Say good-bye to ray

see you soon, key

yikes

here comes Keith.

[ Laughter ]

Oh my gosh.

Come give your daddy a kiss

even if he was not made up

like that.

Come give your daddy a kiss

to your teen daughter is a bit

too much

look at his face.

The only thing he looks like

disguise is tgi's Friday cheesy

dip, all preservatives

come on in.

- He's going to be eating dinner - with us today.

Hello

fantastic

hi everyone

hi, I am ray.

I can't believe

did I just call myself gray in

that room.

Let's see apple bee's would

- never make this mistake. - Who cares.

It is not like share incognito

in someone's living room

hey, I am Cher, wait, I am Kate.

The ray is the head honcho at

tgi's Friday

woman's crush Wednesday.

This week I am crushing on the

reason why I will always be

committed to "90 days fiance."

I love her so much, annyie

here she is talking about why

she's so attracted to David.

I remember when I told my mom

I am dating an old guy from

American, he's a white guy and

he's bad

he can't give me any children.

They said it is up to you.

You make me sound like I am a

real pride

she could married a guy a

skinny guy giving her a kid.

She does not mind being

vulnerable telling her husband

what she fears the most.

Well, come and do this.

I am scared of anything

and even when you fart at night.

He's the only person on earth

who finds the first ten minutes

of "up" terrifying

she's so relatable

every woman is scared of their

man's aggressive night farts

tell me the last three

arguments that you had

oh my god

we never really argue

no.

You do your job and I do my job.

- We boom boom together and we are - good

they definitely boom boom,

they're good

they diplomatdn't even bother

getting out of bed to do this TV

show

thank you, Annie, you make my

heart boom boom, onto women I

like to crush, darci and Stacey.

Stacey has to produce some sort

of bouquet

wait a minute, you didn't get

to do the little bouquet

right here.

>>

>>.

Stand up, girls

I am not getting that

I am catching that broccoli.

What?

[ Screams

eat the broccoli, damn it

yeah

- yeah - >> I am catching that broccoli

finally something healthy

about this relationship.

If you are on "90 days fiance,"

tlc will film your glamorous

wedding anywhere in the world.

If you are on one of a spin off,

they'll give you a broccoli and

a bench.

I can't tell a difference

between "darce" darcey and Stacey

now on "dancing with the"

stars.

We know ice skating is what he

fell into first.

- >> Looking at contemporary - dance.

My body is structured to know

how to do things one way

Johnny Weir

he makes it so easy, oh,

- slippery - >> that's dancing.

If at first you don't

succeed, try and try again and

tell carianne and Bruno don't

think you are good enough, send

you a package.

If there is anything I am

cheering for is Ethan's per morm

performance.

The stuff I have been taking

and the stuff I got from Tanya,

I can be so ripped

are you kidding me.

What are you doing?

Hey, hey

get out of here.

This is my spot.

What's your problem?

I was here first

this is mine

I know now is not the time

but that spot did be gong to the

guy in the red car d, not him.

I guarantee you there is some

where in that town there is a

girl waiting to text him

flawless performance

you can learn from the best.

I have been dying lifetime

- movies since you can smoke on - TV

God, I miss you.

At the lifetime school of akingc

for advance screened death like

how to stare down on a vehicle

that's about to kill you on

impact

and how to show the pain in your

face as you realize your vintage

plane is out of fuel and you are

going down, down, down

- >> safety is our number one - priority

it is not just about the

death.

It is abouts the over dramatic

journey that gets you there.

This is why we train our body.

Did your co-star gave you a

kick

are you going to ruin?

No, you are going over the rail

in slow-motion

I am going to teach I

..

Look, I don't want to brag,

one out of 20 people taken my

class graduated on getting

murdered in "river Dale."

You minus master must master de

and

welcome back, I am digging

fox's news drama "fillthy" filthy

a show about unfilthy

evangelists.

- >> I am sorry, I don't have time - tonight.

I am one rich son-of-a-

if you never hooked up with a

sleazy preacher on a private

jet, you have not lived.

You can tell he's rich because

he tucks his under shirt into

his boxer brief.

When you find a man without

pants on, there is only one

thing to do, make him your sex

slaves

Mary millions

- marry millions is the show for - you.

- I don't think they'll be seated - at the same table at the

Reception.

Hi.

Nice to meet you fin.

>>.

I put my skateboard up.

What kind of board do you

got?

No, I don't skateboard.

I drive in luxury vehicles

I should definitely have some

wine

this is where we are having

lady's wine night.

There are sneaky boys in the

- parking lot. - Sabotage

Sabotage

I can't believe she discuss

the beasley boys like that

I want to give in a country

where 30 years old can

skateboard without being judged.

If I can't

I am glad she's here

another fierce woman who does

not pull any punches is Dr. Lee

on Dr. "Dr. 90210."

Here she is

- >> I have been in Los Angeles - for 31 years

- The dating pool out here is not - working for me

Nothing is happening

I am dead from the waist

down

trail of sand is what I leave

- when I walk. - I want to go to Chicago and walk

In there and be like hey,

Chicago.

What's up.

We want to take you to like an

L.A. 7 to Chicago 10

when people asked her why she

moved from L.A., the last straw

was when my doctor told me I was

a 7.

L.A. 7 is a Chicago 10 just like

New York 5 is Florida 12

the dating scene is bad on L.A.

But not as rough as "double shot"

in love.

Susie, you were so mad that

during the argument you demanded

that las return your shoes

how did you walk back home

I walked back home barefoot

in the strip all the time.

- >> Have you seen these girls - feet

They got hooks

oh, now you gone too far.

When I am stumbling into get

my own hot dogs but in shoes

let's talk about a show with

plenty of hooks and no fake eye

lashes

"Alaskan people."

Bush is cooking again.

Add a little butter because

butter makes everything better

oh, some good butter

- butter is one of my favorite - food

Like to eat from a stick

I like the texture that it has

the first couple bites, but like

the second... two stick of

butter is too much

two stick of butter a day

someone should toss her a

bouquet of broccoli.

She's eaten raw onions before

but at least those are low in

- calories - I don't want to shame her.

A lot of people eat butter by

the stick.

- Finally someone is brave enough - to admit it publicly

Now we go from two delicious

sticks of butter to "house

hunter international."

What a prize?

You wanted to squeeze me in

that box

- I am an American - you can't put me in that small

Of a space and me not go crazy

I am not living in a shoe

box.

She's becoming like a lion.

>>

This may be an episode ending

- with both of them pilking their - own home

you know the place may be too

small when you have to go

- outside to complain about it - >> let's move onto some people

Who have a home with more space.

Kim is back with her lips with a

new season of "don't be tired."

Kim must have her favorite

coffee creamer or she will die

ask them if there is still an

all 50 state

you know half and half, is it

sold in all 50 states.

I am going on a road trip and

I have like ten creamers

some stores may carry it and

some do not.

We should not risk it

- >> that was the first call they - ever gotten.

The numbers always in the

back of the carton but no one

ever called it

I rather work there where I

can't believe it is not butter

call center.

I remember calling the lucky

charms number and being let down

that the person on the phone was

an Irish-stereotype.

Kim must have figured out some

creamer contingency plan

they make a stop at Nashville.

You will have to see it to not

- believe it - >> look at him please.

Oh my god

and this guy just walked by

go grab him, Matthew

mcconaughhey

leave your hat.

Oh, he's done

he's down there with the long

hair, do you see him

get him

go cowgirl.

Wait until you see this

this is not Matthew

mcconaughhey

this may be his dad

[ laughter ]

The only two these two have

in common is they both drive

Lincoln.

Can we go full on this guy.

Come on, that's not him

I mean how could yo

welcome back, it never been

more important than enjoying a

afternoon drive like a nice

- shotgun - shotgun.

♪

That is without a doubt the

coolest profile I have ever

seen

"riding dirty" is a perfect song

for this

one person that's not excited is

this cobntest contestant.

A new car

Ford escape.

[ Applause ]

Is that your dream car?

- >> - >>.

It comes with four-cup

holders.

I always dreamt of having

Ahmad

a mid-size maroon SUV.

Let's move from little let down.

It was on "celebrity family

feud."

I think they're starting to run

out survey questions.

A speedo should come in a

pouch so a man can put in what

put his glasses

it is crazy he wants eye

glass that close

just the idea of someone pulling

out a condom makes me want to

live a life of celibacy.

- "On the - on "the bradshaw bunch.

He

Feed it to me

omnivore. What's wrong with y

I am rethinking this whole

quarantining with family thing

that's gross.

That's kwaurquarantine life.

Your dad swallows a worm and you

are freaked out.

Later he eats a caterpillar and

- p o - poops out as butterfly

That's