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(explosion)

(explosions continue)

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(door slams)>> I would've bet the ranchon that well.

I would've bet the ranchon that well.>> That field is down there

on that well.>> That field is down theresomewhere, I'm sure of it.

That field is down theresomewhere, I'm sure of it.>> I think so too.

somewhere, I'm sure of it.>> I think so too.We're running out of time.

I think so too.We're running out of time.We gotta start clearing Site B

We're running out of time.We gotta start clearing Site Bright after New Year's.

We gotta start clearing Site Bright after New Year's.(sighs)

right after New Year's.(sighs)How long will it take you to

(sighs)How long will it take you tosink two more rigs here...

How long will it take you tosink two more rigs here...and here?

sink two more rigs here...and here?>> With the way the ice is

and here?>> With the way the ice isjamming the drills, I'll have

With the way the ice isjamming the drills, I'll haveto triple the dynamite to

jamming the drills, I'll haveto triple the dynamite toclear 'em.

to triple the dynamite toclear 'em.Four or five days.

clear 'em.Four or five days.>> Okay, go ahead.

Four or five days.>> Okay, go ahead.>> When does Murdock arrive?

Okay, go ahead.>> When does Murdock arrive?>> This evening.

He's not going to be very happy.

(plane flying overhead)There's Claudia now.♪

That ice fog is forming fast.We better take off right away.>> Let's go.

♪

Well, what did you decide?>> What did you decide?>> Come on, Claudia,

What did you decide?>> Come on, Claudia,be reasonable.

Come on, Claudia,be reasonable.>> Michael, I've been more

be reasonable.>> Michael, I've been morethan reasonable.

Michael, I've been morethan reasonable.For the last five years, I've

than reasonable.For the last five years, I'vebeen trying to raise a family in

For the last five years, I'vebeen trying to raise a family indeserts, the Brazilian jungle,

been trying to raise a family indeserts, the Brazilian jungle,and now this place.

deserts, the Brazilian jungle,and now this place.>> Well, at least we're living

and now this place.>> Well, at least we're livingin a house this time.

Well, at least we're livingin a house this time.>> I have my reservations as to

in a house this time.>> I have my reservations as towhether it qualifies as a house.

I have my reservations as towhether it qualifies as a house.A home, no way.

whether it qualifies as a house.A home, no way.>> All right then, be realistic.

A home, no way.>> All right then, be realistic.I've got everything on the line

All right then, be realistic.I've got everything on the linehere.

I've got everything on the linehere.You know I'm the one that talked

here.You know I'm the one that talkedMurdock into this exploration.

You know I'm the one that talkedMurdock into this exploration.I can't just walk away from it.

Murdock into this exploration.I can't just walk away from it.>> And I can't stay here

I can't just walk away from it.>> And I can't stay hereany longer.

And I can't stay hereany longer.Our children deserve a civilized

any longer.Our children deserve a civilizedexistence, and C.B. particularly

Our children deserve a civilizedexistence, and C.B. particularlyneeds a stable life.

existence, and C.B. particularlyneeds a stable life.>> Don't start that again.

needs a stable life.>> Don't start that again.There's nothing wrong with C.B.

Don't start that again.There's nothing wrong with C.B.>> Well, you're not around him

There's nothing wrong with C.B.>> Well, you're not around himenough to know.

Well, you're not around himenough to know.He's having a lot of problems,

enough to know.He's having a lot of problems,and he's constantly fighting

He's having a lot of problems,and he's constantly fightingat school.

and he's constantly fightingat school.No, Michael, I've made up my

at school.No, Michael, I've made up mymind.

No, Michael, I've made up mymind.I'm moving the kids back to

mind.I'm moving the kids back toLos Angeles after the New Year.

I'm moving the kids back toLos Angeles after the New Year.Why can't you take that head

Los Angeles after the New Year.Why can't you take that headoffice job that Murdock offered?

Why can't you take that headoffice job that Murdock offered?>> I told you!

office job that Murdock offered?>> I told you!I'm not an office type.

I told you!I'm not an office type.I'm a field man, this is what

I'm not an office type.I'm a field man, this is whatI do.

I only need a couple more monthsat the most.

Come on.You've hung in this long.>> I'm sorry.

You've hung in this long.>> I'm sorry.Michael, I can't.

You haven't said anything tothe children yet, have you?>> Of course not.

the children yet, have you?>> Of course not.I wouldn't want to spoil their

Of course not.I wouldn't want to spoil theirChristmas.

I wouldn't want to spoil theirChristmas.♪

(kids) Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!>> How you doing?>> Mommy, Daddy, wait till you

How you doing?>> Mommy, Daddy, wait till youhear what I have to tell you.

Mommy, Daddy, wait till youhear what I have to tell you.>> Marianne, will you please

hear what I have to tell you.>> Marianne, will you pleaseshut up?

Marianne, will you pleaseshut up?(dog barking)

shut up?(dog barking)>> C.B.'s done it again.

(dog barking)>> C.B.'s done it again.He gave Curt Larson the biggest

C.B.'s done it again.He gave Curt Larson the biggestblack eye you ever saw.

He gave Curt Larson the biggestblack eye you ever saw.>> He started it!

black eye you ever saw.>> He started it!He called me a liar!

He started it!He called me a liar!>> I don't care what he called

He called me a liar!>> I don't care what he calledyou, you shouldn't have hit him.

I don't care what he calledyou, you shouldn't have hit him.>> He made me so mad, I couldn't

you, you shouldn't have hit him.>> He made me so mad, I couldn'thelp it.

He made me so mad, I couldn'thelp it.Anyway, he's a liar!

help it.Anyway, he's a liar!He's been going all over school

Anyway, he's a liar!He's been going all over schooltelling everyone there's no

He's been going all over schooltelling everyone there's noSanta Claus.

telling everyone there's noSanta Claus.>> (clears throat)

Santa Claus.>> (clears throat)You and I are going to have

(clears throat)You and I are going to havea very serious talk right now,

You and I are going to havea very serious talk right now,young man.

Hedda had to go to hersister's.Are you gonna make dinner

sister's.Are you gonna make dinnerfor us?

Are you gonna make dinnerfor us?>> We can't send out for the

for us?>> We can't send out for thepizza man, can we?

We can't send out for thepizza man, can we?>> Oh, Dad.

pizza man, can we?>> Oh, Dad.Mr. Murdock's here.

Oh, Dad.Mr. Murdock's here.He's waiting for you in the den.

But Dad, you said you and mewere gonna have a serious talkright now.

were gonna have a serious talkright now.>> Your mother will have the

right now.>> Your mother will have thetalk with you.

Your mother will have thetalk with you.>> Aw, Dad!

(clock chimes)>> I don't care, you have himcall me the minute you hear from

I don't care, you have himcall me the minute you hear fromhim, you understand?

call me the minute you hear fromhim, you understand?Right.

him, you understand?Right.Gee, that Fred Haley

Right.Gee, that Fred Haleyneeds a keeper.

Gee, that Fred Haleyneeds a keeper.How are you, Michael?

needs a keeper.How are you, Michael?>> Hi, how was the plane trip?

How are you, Michael?>> Hi, how was the plane trip?>> Oh, the usual--

Hi, how was the plane trip?>> Oh, the usual--a little rough the last

Oh, the usual--a little rough the lastcouple hundred miles.

a little rough the lastcouple hundred miles.>> Will you join us for dinner,

couple hundred miles.>> Will you join us for dinner,Sumner?

Will you join us for dinner,Sumner?>> Thanks, I ate at the hotel

Sumner?>> Thanks, I ate at the hoteljust after I checked in.

Thanks, I ate at the hoteljust after I checked in.So, how's everything shaking?

just after I checked in.So, how's everything shaking?>> Well, uh, I hate to give you

So, how's everything shaking?>> Well, uh, I hate to give youbad news, but, uh...

Well, uh, I hate to give youbad news, but, uh...(clears throat)

bad news, but, uh...(clears throat)Rig 5 came in dry today.

(clears throat)Rig 5 came in dry today.>> Rig 5?

Rig 5 came in dry today.>> Rig 5?You said that was 90% probable.

Rig 5?You said that was 90% probable.>> Yeah, I was wrong.

You said that was 90% probable.>> Yeah, I was wrong.I'm sorry.

Yeah, I was wrong.I'm sorry.>> I'm not interested in

I'm sorry.>> I'm not interested inapologies, kid, just results.

I'm not interested inapologies, kid, just results.All right, all right, we'll

apologies, kid, just results.All right, all right, we'llforget about the A Site.

All right, all right, we'llforget about the A Site.We'll forge ahead with Site B.

forget about the A Site.We'll forge ahead with Site B.>> I'm sure I'm right about the

We'll forge ahead with Site B.>> I'm sure I'm right about theA Site, just give me another

I'm sure I'm right about theA Site, just give me anotherweek or two.

A Site, just give me anotherweek or two.>> I'll give you one week.

week or two.>> I'll give you one week.In the meantime, move as much of

I'll give you one week.In the meantime, move as much ofthe crew as you can over to

In the meantime, move as much ofthe crew as you can over toSite B.

♪

Morning, Craig.>> Michael.Murdock just left for Site B.

Michael.Murdock just left for Site B.He's in some rotten mood.

Murdock just left for Site B.He's in some rotten mood.>> So, what else is new?

He's in some rotten mood.>> So, what else is new?>> (laughs)

So, what else is new?>> (laughs)♪

(phone ringing)

Good morning, Mike.>> Good morning, Sam.>> Looks like Arnie Hanson over

Good morning, Sam.>> Looks like Arnie Hanson overat Burocoal is up to his old

Looks like Arnie Hanson overat Burocoal is up to his oldpractical jokes again.

at Burocoal is up to his oldpractical jokes again.>> Ha, he's probably running out

practical jokes again.>> Ha, he's probably running outof things to do with all his

Ha, he's probably running outof things to do with all hismoney.

of things to do with all hismoney.What is it this time?

money.What is it this time?>> Much better than the bigfoot

What is it this time?>> Much better than the bigfootpaw prints he spent the night

Much better than the bigfootpaw prints he spent the nightputting around your house last

paw prints he spent the nightputting around your house lastChristmas.

putting around your house lastChristmas.>> Tell me, tell me.

Christmas.>> Tell me, tell me.>> Oh, I wouldn't wanna spoil it

Tell me, tell me.>> Oh, I wouldn't wanna spoil itfor you.

Oh, I wouldn't wanna spoil itfor you.I'll let Arnie's little man

for you.I'll let Arnie's little mantell you himself.

I'll let Arnie's little mantell you himself.He's in your office.

tell you himself.He's in your office.♪

May I help you?>> Oh! Oh...

Yes.Yes, you may.>> Michael Baldwin, I'm project

Yes, you may.>> Michael Baldwin, I'm projectmanager here.

Michael Baldwin, I'm projectmanager here.>> My name is Ed.

manager here.>> My name is Ed.>> Ed...?

My name is Ed.>> Ed...?>> That's right, Ed.

Ed...?>> That's right, Ed.>> Oh, I see.

That's right, Ed.>> Oh, I see.Well, Ed...

Oh, I see.Well, Ed...can I get you a cup of coffee?

Well, Ed...can I get you a cup of coffee?>> Would you have a nice cup

can I get you a cup of coffee?>> Would you have a nice cupof hot chocolate?

Would you have a nice cupof hot chocolate?>> I'm afraid not.

of hot chocolate?>> I'm afraid not.>> Oh.

I'm afraid not.>> Oh.That's all right.

Oh.That's all right.That's perfectly all right.

That's all right.That's perfectly all right.>> Won't you sit down?

That's perfectly all right.>> Won't you sit down?>> Oh, thank you, yes!

Well, uh, Ed,what brings you to this frozenhellhole, if you'll excuse the

what brings you to this frozenhellhole, if you'll excuse themixed metaphor?

hellhole, if you'll excuse themixed metaphor?>> Mixed metaphor?

mixed metaphor?>> Mixed metaphor?Mixed metaphor...

Mixed metaphor?Mixed metaphor...Does that mean I can get right

Mixed metaphor...Does that mean I can get rightto the point?

Does that mean I can get rightto the point?>> Yes, that's what that means.

to the point?>> Yes, that's what that means.>> Good.

Yes, that's what that means.>> Good.Mr. Baldwin, your company has

Good.Mr. Baldwin, your company hasbeen doing a great deal of

Mr. Baldwin, your company hasbeen doing a great deal ofdynamiting in the North Pole

been doing a great deal ofdynamiting in the North Poleregion recently.

dynamiting in the North Poleregion recently.>> That's right.

region recently.>> That's right.Uh, ice has been jamming our

That's right.Uh, ice has been jamming ourdrilling rigs, and we've been

Uh, ice has been jamming ourdrilling rigs, and we've beenforced to do some heavy

drilling rigs, and we've beenforced to do some heavydynamiting to free them.

forced to do some heavydynamiting to free them.>> You don't know what you're

dynamiting to free them.>> You don't know what you'redoing, Mr. Baldwin.

You don't know what you'redoing, Mr. Baldwin.You must stop dynamiting,

doing, Mr. Baldwin.You must stop dynamiting,immediately.

You must stop dynamiting,immediately.>> (sighs)

immediately.>> (sighs)Okay... (clears throat)

(sighs)Okay... (clears throat)Why should I do that?

Okay... (clears throat)Why should I do that?>> Because if you continue,

Why should I do that?>> Because if you continue,there's a very good chance

Because if you continue,there's a very good chanceyou're going to blow up

there's a very good chanceyou're going to blow upSanta Claus.

you're going to blow upSanta Claus.>> I beg your pardon?

Santa Claus.>> I beg your pardon?>> Mr. Baldwin, I'm Santa's

I beg your pardon?>> Mr. Baldwin, I'm Santa'schief elf at North Pole City,

Mr. Baldwin, I'm Santa'schief elf at North Pole City,and we realize you had no idea

chief elf at North Pole City,and we realize you had no ideayou were creating such problems

and we realize you had no ideayou were creating such problemsfor us--

May I?

We've already sustained seriousdamage because of explosionshere at-- at Site A.

damage because of explosionshere at-- at Site A.But dynamiting here at Site B

here at-- at Site A.But dynamiting here at Site Bwould most certainly destroy

But dynamiting here at Site Bwould most certainly destroyNorth Pole City.

would most certainly destroyNorth Pole City.We're-- we're smack dab

North Pole City.We're-- we're smack dabnext to it.

We're-- we're smack dabnext to it.>> (laughing)

Blow up Santa Claus?And destroy North Pole City?(laughs)

And destroy North Pole City?(laughs)Arnie gets crazier every year!

(laughs)Arnie gets crazier every year!(laughing)

Arnie gets crazier every year!(laughing)>> Arnie?

(laughing)>> Arnie?>> Oh, I gotta give you credit

Arnie?>> Oh, I gotta give you creditthough, I-- I couldn't have

Oh, I gotta give you creditthough, I-- I couldn't havepulled it off with a straight

though, I-- I couldn't havepulled it off with a straightface.

pulled it off with a straightface.(laughing)

face.(laughing)(family laughing)

Go on, go on, tell us whathappened next.>> Well, he looks me straight in

happened next.>> Well, he looks me straight inthe eye, and he invited us all

Well, he looks me straight inthe eye, and he invited us allto visit Santa Claus tomorrow!

the eye, and he invited us allto visit Santa Claus tomorrow!(laughter)

to visit Santa Claus tomorrow!(laughter)>> But why us?

(laughter)>> But why us?>> Well, he wants to convince us

But why us?>> Well, he wants to convince usto stop dynamiting at our sites

Well, he wants to convince usto stop dynamiting at our sitesbecause he's afraid we're gonna

to stop dynamiting at our sitesbecause he's afraid we're gonnablow up Santa Claus.

because he's afraid we're gonnablow up Santa Claus.(laughter)

Did Arnie finallyown up to it?>> I haven't spoken to him yet.

own up to it?>> I haven't spoken to him yet.I think he's still out of town.

I haven't spoken to him yet.I think he's still out of town.>> There aren't any little

I think he's still out of town.>> There aren't any littlepeople around here.

There aren't any littlepeople around here.Where in the world did he

people around here.Where in the world did hefind him?

Where in the world did hefind him?>> Well, knowing Arnie, I'm sure

find him?>> Well, knowing Arnie, I'm surehe had him flown in just for the

Well, knowing Arnie, I'm surehe had him flown in just for theoccasion.

he had him flown in just for theoccasion.>> Maybe it isn't a joke!

occasion.>> Maybe it isn't a joke!Maybe he really is Santa Claus'

Maybe it isn't a joke!Maybe he really is Santa Claus'chief elf.

Maybe he really is Santa Claus'chief elf.>> That's impossible.

chief elf.>> That's impossible.Santa Claus is just a

That's impossible.Santa Claus is just amythological figure.

Santa Claus is just amythological figure.>> What's a mytha-- myth--

It's nothing, C.B.David's just being a smartaleck.

David's just being a smartaleck.(mouthing) No.

Hey... I was just kidding.>> Well, it isn't funny.

May I be excused?>> Me too?>> Yes, go ahead.

(clock chiming)

What's wrong, honey?>> Nothing.>> Come on.

Nothing.>> Come on.>> Now I know what David meant.

Come on.>> Now I know what David meant.>> Meant about what?

Now I know what David meant.>> Meant about what?>> You know-- Santa Claus.

Meant about what?>> You know-- Santa Claus.>> What about Santa Claus?

You know-- Santa Claus.>> What about Santa Claus?>> I guess Curt Larson wasn't

What about Santa Claus?>> I guess Curt Larson wasn'tlying.

I guess Curt Larson wasn'tlying.There is no Santa Claus.

lying.There is no Santa Claus.He isn't real.

There is no Santa Claus.He isn't real.Mom?

He isn't real.Mom?You always said you wouldn't

Mom?You always said you wouldn'tlie to me.

You always said you wouldn'tlie to me.I want to know.

lie to me.I want to know.Tell me, please?

For all of us who believe inSanta Claus, he is real,in our hearts.

Santa Claus, he is real,in our hearts.>> But he's not a real person?

in our hearts.>> But he's not a real person?>> Uh... well, no.

But he's not a real person?>> Uh... well, no.Not in the same way that

Uh... well, no.Not in the same way thatyou and I are.

Not in the same way thatyou and I are.>> You just ruin everything!

you and I are.>> You just ruin everything!I hate you, Mom,

You just ruin everything!I hate you, Mom,I wish you were dead!

I hate you, Mom,I wish you were dead!>> Don't you dare talk to your

I wish you were dead!>> Don't you dare talk to yourmother that way.

Don't you dare talk to yourmother that way.Now, go to your room!

mother that way.Now, go to your room!>> That's all you ever say to

Now, go to your room!>> That's all you ever say tome, "Go to your room!"

That's all you ever say tome, "Go to your room!"I hate you too, Dad.

me, "Go to your room!"I hate you too, Dad.I really hate you!

I hate you too, Dad.I really hate you!>> Was that necessary?

I really hate you!>> Was that necessary?(door slams)

Was that necessary?(door slams)Why don't you try to understand

(door slams)Why don't you try to understandhim instead of losing your

Why don't you try to understandhim instead of losing yourpatience?

(sighs)

Very good, sport!You're really getting the hangof that thing!

You're really getting the hangof that thing!Come on, C.B.!

of that thing!Come on, C.B.!Sit on my lap and you can steer!

Come on, C.B.!Sit on my lap and you can steer!>> No, thanks.

Sit on my lap and you can steer!>> No, thanks.>> Oh, stop being indulgent.

No, thanks.>> Oh, stop being indulgent.Ride with Dad.

Oh, stop being indulgent.Ride with Dad.>> Will you please talk English?

Ride with Dad.>> Will you please talk English?>> Okay, it's my turn then!

Will you please talk English?>> Okay, it's my turn then!>> Uh, hold it, honey.

Okay, it's my turn then!>> Uh, hold it, honey.You better put this snowmobile

Uh, hold it, honey.You better put this snowmobileaway.

You better put this snowmobileaway.You don't wanna be late for

away.You don't wanna be late forschool, and I gotta get to work.

You don't wanna be late forschool, and I gotta get to work.>> But we only got a half a day

school, and I gotta get to work.>> But we only got a half a daytoday.

But we only got a half a daytoday.Do we have to go?

today.Do we have to go?Mom said we were gonna decorate

Do we have to go?Mom said we were gonna decoratethe tree today.

Mom said we were gonna decoratethe tree today.>> Yes, you have to go.

the tree today.>> Yes, you have to go.We'll start on the tree

Yes, you have to go.We'll start on the treeafter lunch.

We'll start on the treeafter lunch.Now, put the snowmobile away,

after lunch.Now, put the snowmobile away,change your clothes,

Now, put the snowmobile away,change your clothes,and get going.

Fred, you're an idiot.You're an absolute idiot!No.

You're an absolute idiot!No.No.

No.No.No!

No.No!That's what they want us to do!

No!That's what they want us to do!Two words, Fred.

That's what they want us to do!Two words, Fred."Walk away!"

Two words, Fred."Walk away!"(scoffs)

"Walk away!"(scoffs)Gaylord and those corporate

(scoffs)Gaylord and those corporatejackals of his over at Global

Gaylord and those corporatejackals of his over at GlobalOil are up to their old tricks

jackals of his over at GlobalOil are up to their old tricksagain.

Oil are up to their old tricksagain.>> Well, Fred didn't close,

again.>> Well, Fred didn't close,did he?

Well, Fred didn't close,did he?>> You heard me, I told him to

did he?>> You heard me, I told him towalk away.

You heard me, I told him towalk away.Just like I'm gonna walk away

walk away.Just like I'm gonna walk awayfrom this entire development,

Just like I'm gonna walk awayfrom this entire development,unless you bring something in

from this entire development,unless you bring something insoon.

unless you bring something insoon.>> (sighs) It's here, Sumner,

soon.>> (sighs) It's here, Sumner,I know it's here,

(sighs) It's here, Sumner,I know it's here,on one of the two sites.

I know it's here,on one of the two sites.We've had a f-few problems.

on one of the two sites.We've had a f-few problems.>> Oh, no, baby.

We've had a f-few problems.>> Oh, no, baby.You have problems!

Oh, no, baby.You have problems!You're the chief geological

You have problems!You're the chief geologicalengineer on this project.

You're the chief geologicalengineer on this project.You recommended this

engineer on this project.You recommended thisexploration!

You recommended thisexploration!And if I don't see some results

exploration!And if I don't see some resultssoon, I'm pulling out,

And if I don't see some resultssoon, I'm pulling out,and you're gonna be looking

soon, I'm pulling out,and you're gonna be lookingfor a job.

Here they are.>> Oh, that's good.>> Well, that's it for me.

Oh, that's good.>> Well, that's it for me.I gotta get going.

Well, that's it for me.I gotta get going.>> But Dad, we haven't finished

I gotta get going.>> But Dad, we haven't finisheddecorating the tree.

But Dad, we haven't finisheddecorating the tree.>> I know, but I have another

decorating the tree.>> I know, but I have anothermeeting with Mr. Murdock.

I know, but I have anothermeeting with Mr. Murdock.>> He acts like he owns you.

meeting with Mr. Murdock.>> He acts like he owns you.>> He doesn't own me, princess,

He acts like he owns you.>> He doesn't own me, princess,but he does pay the bills

He doesn't own me, princess,but he does pay the billsaround here.

but he does pay the billsaround here.>> All right, kids,

around here.>> All right, kids,the dishes.

Okay, okay, come on.Come on.>> I'll see you later, darling.

Come on.>> I'll see you later, darling.(doorbell rings)

I'll see you later, darling.(doorbell rings)>> Who could that be?

(doorbell rings)>> Who could that be?>> I'll get it.

♪

Where did you get that?>> The army abandoned it hereafter the war.

The army abandoned it hereafter the war.It's the only one like it.

after the war.It's the only one like it.>> That's very interesting,

It's the only one like it.>> That's very interesting,but I don't have any time for

That's very interesting,but I don't have any time forArnie Hanson's jokes today.

but I don't have any time forArnie Hanson's jokes today.>> Jokes?

Arnie Hanson's jokes today.>> Jokes?>> Michael, who is it?

Jokes?>> Michael, who is it?>> Hanson's elf is back.

Michael, who is it?>> Hanson's elf is back.(sighs) Come on in.

Claudia, I'd like you to meetSanta Claus' chief elf, Ed.Ed, this is Mrs. Baldwin.

Santa Claus' chief elf, Ed.Ed, this is Mrs. Baldwin.>> Hello.

Ed, this is Mrs. Baldwin.>> Hello.>> It's a pleasure to meet you.

Hello.>> It's a pleasure to meet you.>> Nice to meet you.

It's a pleasure to meet you.>> Nice to meet you.>> You'll have to discuss it

Nice to meet you.>> You'll have to discuss itwith her, I have an urgent

You'll have to discuss itwith her, I have an urgentmeeting to go to.

with her, I have an urgentmeeting to go to.I'll probably be late.

meeting to go to.I'll probably be late.>> Won't you sit down?

I'll probably be late.>> Won't you sit down?>> Oh, thank you.

Won't you sit down?>> Oh, thank you.Goodness.

Oh, thank you.Goodness.My goodness, I--

Goodness.My goodness, I--I'm sure I said today.

Do you suppose you and thechildren could come with me,Mrs. Baldwin?

children could come with me,Mrs. Baldwin?>> Come where?

Mrs. Baldwin?>> Come where?>> Home...

Come where?>> Home...to North Pole City.

Home...to North Pole City.>> To North Pole City?

to North Pole City.>> To North Pole City?>> Yes.

To North Pole City?>> Yes.To meet him.

Yes.To meet him.>> To meet who?

To meet him.>> To meet who?>> Santa Claus.

To meet who?>> Santa Claus.♪

(dishes rattling)

Hey, you guys.After you're finished helpingHedda, how would you like to go

After you're finished helpingHedda, how would you like to goand meet Santa Claus?

Hedda, how would you like to goand meet Santa Claus?>> Meet Santa Claus-- sure!

and meet Santa Claus?>> Meet Santa Claus-- sure!>> Come on, Ma, don't put us on.

Meet Santa Claus-- sure!>> Come on, Ma, don't put us on.>> Well, Mr. Hanson's little

Come on, Ma, don't put us on.>> Well, Mr. Hanson's littlefriend is back, he's out in

Well, Mr. Hanson's littlefriend is back, he's out infront.

friend is back, he's out infront.>> He is?

front.>> He is?>> He sure is.

He is?>> He sure is.And we've all been invited to go

He sure is.And we've all been invited to goto the North Pole.

And we've all been invited to goto the North Pole.>> Where we'll all meet a big

to the North Pole.>> Where we'll all meet a bigwhite rabbit and go to the Mad

Where we'll all meet a bigwhite rabbit and go to the MadHatter's tea party!

white rabbit and go to the MadHatter's tea party!>> Will you please shut up?

Hatter's tea party!>> Will you please shut up?Can we go?

Will you please shut up?Can we go?Can we go?

Can we go?Can we go?Even if it is a joke?

Can we go?Even if it is a joke?>> Yeah.

Here we are.These are my children, David,Marianne, and C.B.

These are my children, David,Marianne, and C.B.>> Marvelous!

Marianne, and C.B.>> Marvelous!It's very nice meeting you.

Marvelous!It's very nice meeting you.Let me help you in.

Well, here we go!♪

Wow, I could even reach thecontrols on this one.>> Yes, you certainly could!

controls on this one.>> Yes, you certainly could!>> Do you think you could teach

Yes, you certainly could!>> Do you think you could teachme how to drive it?

Do you think you could teachme how to drive it?>> Not now, C.B., there's not

me how to drive it?>> Not now, C.B., there's nottime.

Not now, C.B., there's nottime.Perhaps when we get where we're

time.Perhaps when we get where we'regoing.

(engine revving)

I can tell you Santa Clausappreciates this, Mrs. Baldwin.Once you've met him, I hope you

appreciates this, Mrs. Baldwin.Once you've met him, I hope youcan convince your husband to

Once you've met him, I hope youcan convince your husband tostop the dynamiting.

can convince your husband tostop the dynamiting.>> Oh, I'm sure of it.

stop the dynamiting.>> Oh, I'm sure of it.Mr. Baldwin is a very

Oh, I'm sure of it.Mr. Baldwin is a veryreasonable man.

Mr. Baldwin is a veryreasonable man.>> Oh, good.

reasonable man.>> Oh, good.That makes me feel a whole lot

Oh, good.That makes me feel a whole lotbetter.

Ed?Just how fast is this thinggoing?

Just how fast is this thinggoing?>> Oh, about 100 miles an hour,

going?>> Oh, about 100 miles an hour,I suppose.

Oh, about 100 miles an hour,I suppose.It-- it's pretty slow.

I suppose.It-- it's pretty slow.Not like the Reindeer Zephyr.

It-- it's pretty slow.Not like the Reindeer Zephyr.>> What's a Reindeer Zephyr?

Not like the Reindeer Zephyr.>> What's a Reindeer Zephyr?>> You'll see in a little while.

What's a Reindeer Zephyr?>> You'll see in a little while.>> 100 miles an hour?

You'll see in a little while.>> 100 miles an hour?Wow!

100 miles an hour?Wow!>> You must have made a mistake.

Wow!>> You must have made a mistake.It's an engineering

You must have made a mistake.It's an engineeringimpossibility a snowcat can go

It's an engineeringimpossibility a snowcat can gothat fast.

impossibility a snowcat can gothat fast.>> Not with Dr. Fernando,

that fast.>> Not with Dr. Fernando,it isn't.

Not with Dr. Fernando,it isn't.>> Dr. Fernando?

it isn't.>> Dr. Fernando?>> Santa's chief of research and

Dr. Fernando?>> Santa's chief of research anddevelopment.

Santa's chief of research anddevelopment.He's the one who modified this,

development.He's the one who modified this,uh... thing.

I'm a little worried, David.Do you think we're really going100 miles an hour?

Do you think we're really going100 miles an hour?>> Of course not.

100 miles an hour?>> Of course not.It's an illusion.

Of course not.It's an illusion.We're probably not going...

It's an illusion.We're probably not going...20 miles an hour.

We're probably not going...20 miles an hour.>> We seem to be going pretty

20 miles an hour.>> We seem to be going prettyfast.

We seem to be going prettyfast.>> I know.

fast.>> I know.There's an increased perception

I know.There's an increased perceptionof velocity in both the Arctic

There's an increased perceptionof velocity in both the Arcticand Antarctic regions.

of velocity in both the Arcticand Antarctic regions.>> If you say so.

and Antarctic regions.>> If you say so.(wind howling)

If you say so.(wind howling)The storm seems to be getting

(wind howling)The storm seems to be gettingworse, Ed.

The storm seems to be gettingworse, Ed.I think we better be getting

worse, Ed.I think we better be gettingback.

I think we better be gettingback.>> Don't worry, Mrs. Baldwin,

back.>> Don't worry, Mrs. Baldwin,we'll be out of the storm

Don't worry, Mrs. Baldwin,we'll be out of the stormin just a moment.

we'll be out of the stormin just a moment.And then you're going to see the

in just a moment.And then you're going to see themost beautiful weather you've

And then you're going to see themost beautiful weather you'veever seen.

most beautiful weather you'veever seen.(chuckles)

(machine whirring)

Here we are.I told you.>> Wow, look at that!

I told you.>> Wow, look at that!>> There it is.

Wow, look at that!>> There it is.>> That's a Reindeer Zephyr?

There it is.>> That's a Reindeer Zephyr?>> It's one of our most

That's a Reindeer Zephyr?>> It's one of our mostsophisticated long-distance

It's one of our mostsophisticated long-distancevehicles.

sophisticated long-distancevehicles.>> Vehicles?

vehicles.>> Vehicles?>> I don't see any reindeer.

Vehicles?>> I don't see any reindeer.How does it go?

I don't see any reindeer.How does it go?>> It's self-propelled.

How does it go?>> It's self-propelled.>> You've gotta be kidding.

It's self-propelled.>> You've gotta be kidding.(snickers)

You've gotta be kidding.(snickers)That's a mock-up.

(snickers)That's a mock-up.You've gotta give that Arnie

That's a mock-up.You've gotta give that ArnieHanson credit.

You've gotta give that ArnieHanson credit.This one's a real winner, Mom.

Hanson credit.This one's a real winner, Mom.>> (chuckling) I know it.

This one's a real winner, Mom.>> (chuckling) I know it.>> Well, let's get going.

(chuckling) I know it.>> Well, let's get going.>> Let's go!

Well, let's get going.>> Let's go!>> This is terrific.

Let's go!>> This is terrific.>> No, hold on,

This is terrific.>> No, hold on,just wait a minute.

No, hold on,just wait a minute.>> Aw, gee, can't we see it for

just wait a minute.>> Aw, gee, can't we see it fora few minutes?

Aw, gee, can't we see it fora few minutes?>> No.

a few minutes?>> No.I think this joke has gone

No.I think this joke has gonefar enough.

There's something wrong here.>> What could be wrong?>> I don't know, but...

What could be wrong?>> I don't know, but...I do know that no one would go

I don't know, but...I do know that no one would goto this length to pull off the

I do know that no one would goto this length to pull off thejoke.

to this length to pull off thejoke.>> What else could it be?

joke.>> What else could it be?You don't think that thing's

What else could it be?You don't think that thing'sgoing anywhere, do you?

You don't think that thing'sgoing anywhere, do you?>> Of course not.

going anywhere, do you?>> Of course not.>> Then what harm can come from

Of course not.>> Then what harm can come fromlooking at it?

Then what harm can come fromlooking at it?Please, Mom?

looking at it?Please, Mom?>> Aw, please, just for a few

Please, Mom?>> Aw, please, just for a fewminutes?

Aw, please, just for a fewminutes?>> Okay, but just for

minutes?>> Okay, but just fora few minutes.

Okay, but just fora few minutes.(door closes)

Wow, look at that!>> Pretty, isn't it?

Seriously, Ed, we've gottastart back soon.I promised we'd be back by 6:00.

start back soon.I promised we'd be back by 6:00.>> 6:00?

I promised we'd be back by 6:00.>> 6:00?Oh, that's impossible.

6:00?Oh, that's impossible.Can't you call and tell him

Oh, that's impossible.Can't you call and tell himyou'll be late?

Can't you call and tell himyou'll be late?>> Call?

you'll be late?>> Call?From where?

Call?From where?>> Our communications post,

From where?>> Our communications post,right there.

Our communications post,right there.Get on board, children,

right there.Get on board, children,get on board, your-- your

Get on board, children,get on board, your-- yourmother's going to make a

get on board, your-- yourmother's going to make atelephone call.

(device chirping)Uh, what's your credit cardnumber?

Uh, what's your credit cardnumber?>> All the rigs are iced in?

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's r

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's rig

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right,

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr.

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Mu

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdoc

number?>> All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we'r

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonn

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna st

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna star

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start bl

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blas

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blasti

All the rigs are iced in?>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blasting

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingso

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingsome

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingsome tim

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingsome time

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingsome time to

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingsome time toda

>>That's right, Mr. Murdock,we're gonna start blastingsome time today.

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I th

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I thin

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think on

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one ti

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one time

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one time wil

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one time will

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one time will do

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one time will do i

we're gonna start blastingsome time today.I think one time will do it.

some time today.I think one time will do it.We'r

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're us

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're usin

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using en

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enou

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enough

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enough d

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynam

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamit

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite

some time today.I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite to

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite tobl

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow u

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow up

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow up New

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow up New Yo

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York C

I think one time will do it.We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'l

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll se

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set th

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the ri

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the rig

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomo

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorr

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow a

We're using enough dynamite toblow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow and

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andst

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstar

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart dr

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart dril

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilli

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the d

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the day

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the day a

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the day after

blow up New York City.We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the day after.

We'll set the rig tomorrow andstart drilling the day after.(phone ringing)

start drilling the day after.(phone ringing)>> Good work, Harold-- listen,

(phone ringing)>> Good work, Harold-- listen,tell Craig Marin to meet me

Good work, Harold-- listen,tell Craig Marin to meet meat Site B in the morning.

tell Craig Marin to meet meat Site B in the morning.>>10-4

tell Craig Marin to meet meat Site B in the morning.>>10-4.

at Site B in the morning.>>10-4.>> Hello?

>>10-4.>> Hello?>> This has gotta be the most

Hello?>> This has gotta be the mostexpensive stunt Arnie's ever

This has gotta be the mostexpensive stunt Arnie's everpulled.

expensive stunt Arnie's everpulled.Well, I'm at a phone booth.

pulled.Well, I'm at a phone booth.Well, it's, uh...

You're talking into a candycane, and you're going to go tothe North Pole in a reindeer?

cane, and you're going to go tothe North Pole in a reindeer?>> I mean, it's like a--

the North Pole in a reindeer?>> I mean, it's like a--a carousel reindeer with seats

I mean, it's like a--a carousel reindeer with seatsinside!

a carousel reindeer with seatsinside!(static)

inside!(static)Mich

inside!(static)Michae

inside!(static)Michael?

(static)Michael?Michael, can you hear me?

Michael?Michael, can you hear me?(static increasing)

Michael, can you hear me?(static increasing)The static's awful.

(static increasing)The static's awful.>> It's the storm.

The static's awful.>> It's the storm.I'm afraid that's the best we're

It's the storm.I'm afraid that's the best we'regoing to do.

I'm afraid that's the best we'regoing to do.>> Claudia!

going to do.>> Claudia!Operator!

Claudia!Operator!Operator?

Operator!Operator?>> I mean it, Ed.

Operator?>> I mean it, Ed.A few more minutes, and we have

I mean it, Ed.A few more minutes, and we haveto get back.

A few more minutes, and we haveto get back.>> Uh, please trust me,

to get back.>> Uh, please trust me,Mrs. Baldwin, you're going to

Uh, please trust me,Mrs. Baldwin, you're going tolove the ride.

Mrs. Baldwin, you're going tolove the ride.>> All right, all right.

love the ride.>> All right, all right.You certainly can't carry this

All right, all right.You certainly can't carry thison much longer.

You certainly can't carry thison much longer.>> Everybody ready?

on much longer.>> Everybody ready?(machine beeping)

Are you really sure aboutthis thing, David?>> Trust me, Mom.

this thing, David?>> Trust me, Mom.Pigs will grow wings before this

Trust me, Mom.Pigs will grow wings before thisthing will move an inch.

Pigs will grow wings before thisthing will move an inch.(beeping continues)

thing will move an inch.(beeping continues)>> Here we go.

Impossible or not,this thing is moving!♪

(thud)This isn't funny anymore, Ed.I'm telling you to turn this

This isn't funny anymore, Ed.I'm telling you to turn thisthing around right now!

I'm telling you to turn thisthing around right now!>> I can't, it's remote control,

thing around right now!>> I can't, it's remote control,and all the controls are in

I can't, it's remote control,and all the controls are inNorth Pole City.

and all the controls are inNorth Pole City.>> You mean, you're not driving

North Pole City.>> You mean, you're not drivingit?

You mean, you're not drivingit?>> No, I'm a passenger,

it?>> No, I'm a passenger,just like you are.

No, I'm a passenger,just like you are.>> Wow, this is really great!

just like you are.>> Wow, this is really great!>> Mom, I'm scared!

Wow, this is really great!>> Mom, I'm scared!>> I'm telling you for the last

Mom, I'm scared!>> I'm telling you for the lasttime, Ed, this joke has gone

I'm telling you for the lasttime, Ed, this joke has gonefar enough!

time, Ed, this joke has gonefar enough!(gasping)

far enough!(gasping)>> Yeah!

Yeah!

This is absolutely crazy!>> And it's the only way we canget to North Pole City.

It's a dead end.Even this thing couldn't make itover that ice wall.

Even this thing couldn't make itover that ice wall.What are you doing, Ed?

over that ice wall.What are you doing, Ed?>> You'll see.

What are you doing, Ed?>> You'll see.♪

Did you see that?Those doors!>> This is more than a practical

Those doors!>> This is more than a practicaljoke, David.

Welcome...to North Pole City.♪

If this isn't a practicaljoke, we're in big trouble.>> I know, Mom, I know.

We're here, and we're reallygonna meet Santa Claus!♪

(elves murmuring)

Our elf population herenumbers in the thousands.Enough to operate the largest

numbers in the thousands.Enough to operate the largesttoy factory in the world.

Enough to operate the largesttoy factory in the world.>> Santa's factory?

toy factory in the world.>> Santa's factory?Will we get to see that too?

Santa's factory?Will we get to see that too?>> (chuckles) Oh, yes,

Will we get to see that too?>> (chuckles) Oh, yes,you're going to see it, C.B.

(chuckles) Oh, yes,you're going to see it, C.B.In fact, Santa is going to take

you're going to see it, C.B.In fact, Santa is going to takeall of you on a complete tour.

In fact, Santa is going to takeall of you on a complete tour.>> I don't know why, but I think

all of you on a complete tour.>> I don't know why, but I thinksomeone's doing a mind trip

I don't know why, but I thinksomeone's doing a mind tripon us, Mom.

someone's doing a mind tripon us, Mom.>> I know, and it's gonna be up

on us, Mom.>> I know, and it's gonna be upto you and me to keep our heads.

I know, and it's gonna be upto you and me to keep our heads.>> There's Santa's house.

It's the oldest building uphere.Looks pretty much the same as it

here.Looks pretty much the same as itdid when he first built it.

Looks pretty much the same as itdid when he first built it.(elves murmuring)

♪

(elves murmuring)

They have some presents for you.That's a very comfortablejumpsuit which Santa designed

That's a very comfortablejumpsuit which Santa designedhimself.

jumpsuit which Santa designedhimself.It keeps you warm when you're

himself.It keeps you warm when you'reoutdoors, and cool when you're

It keeps you warm when you'reoutdoors, and cool when you'reinside.

outdoors, and cool when you'reinside.We have them for the children

inside.We have them for the childrentoo.

We have them for the childrentoo.>> Thank you.

too.>> Thank you.>> This is for you!

Thank you.>> This is for you!>> Thank you.

This is for you!>> Thank you.>> Thank you.

Thank you.>> Thank you.When do we get to meet Santa?

Thank you.When do we get to meet Santa?>> Pretty soon now.

When do we get to meet Santa?>> Pretty soon now.>> You heard him, Mom!

Pretty soon now.>> You heard him, Mom!We're gonna get to meet him

You heard him, Mom!We're gonna get to meet himsoon!

We're gonna get to meet himsoon!>> In the meantime, we'll--

soon!>> In the meantime, we'll--we'll go to the dining room.

In the meantime, we'll--we'll go to the dining room.We got here just in time for a

we'll go to the dining room.We got here just in time for ahot chocolate break.

We got here just in time for ahot chocolate break.I know you don't believe me,

hot chocolate break.I know you don't believe me,Mrs. Baldwin, but you're going

I know you don't believe me,Mrs. Baldwin, but you're goingto feel a lot better after you

Mrs. Baldwin, but you're goingto feel a lot better after youmeet Santa.

to feel a lot better after youmeet Santa.You have to believe him.

Yeah, I understand.Thanks, Arnie.Bye.

Arnie Hanson doesn't knowanything about it.I feel so helpless.

anything about it.I feel so helpless.What am I gonna do?

I feel so helpless.What am I gonna do?>> Nothing.

What am I gonna do?>> Nothing.Absolutely nothing.

Nothing.Absolutely nothing.>> Are you crazy?

Absolutely nothing.>> Are you crazy?What are you talking about?

Are you crazy?What are you talking about?>> Pull yourself together.

What are you talking about?>> Pull yourself together.>> I have to do something!

Pull yourself together.>> I have to do something!>> Now, listen to me.

I have to do something!>> Now, listen to me.I guarantee you that Gaylord has

Now, listen to me.I guarantee you that Gaylord hasgot Claudia and the children.

I guarantee you that Gaylord hasgot Claudia and the children.>> Gaylord!

got Claudia and the children.>> Gaylord!What possible reason would he

Gaylord!What possible reason would hehave to kidnap my family?

What possible reason would hehave to kidnap my family?>> I don't know yet, but I'll

have to kidnap my family?>> I don't know yet, but I'lltell you this.

I don't know yet, but I'lltell you this.He's the most dangerous man that

tell you this.He's the most dangerous man thatI've ever known.

He's the most dangerous man thatI've ever known.And until we know for sure,

I've ever known.And until we know for sure,you better not rock the boat.

(Christmas music playing)(chatter)♪

Wow, this is the best hotchocolate I've ever tasted!>> Good!

chocolate I've ever tasted!>> Good!Thank you.

Good!Thank you.The, uh-- the chocolate is a

Thank you.The, uh-- the chocolate is asecret formula of Santa's.

The, uh-- the chocolate is asecret formula of Santa's.He developed it in 1886.

secret formula of Santa's.He developed it in 1886.Or was it '87?

He developed it in 1886.Or was it '87?>> Ed?

Or was it '87?>> Ed?>> Yes, Marianne?

Ed?>> Yes, Marianne?>> Some of my friends and I were

Yes, Marianne?>> Some of my friends and I weretalking at school, about how

Some of my friends and I weretalking at school, about howSanta can get up and down all

talking at school, about howSanta can get up and down allthose chimneys.

Santa can get up and down allthose chimneys.>> Well... first of all, Santa's

those chimneys.>> Well... first of all, Santa'ssuit and boots are fireproof.

Well... first of all, Santa'ssuit and boots are fireproof.Of course, there are a number of

suit and boots are fireproof.Of course, there are a number ofhomes where the chimneys are too

Of course, there are a number ofhomes where the chimneys are toosmall for Santa.

homes where the chimneys are toosmall for Santa.>> What about those places,

small for Santa.>> What about those places,and the places with no chimneys

What about those places,and the places with no chimneysat all?

and the places with no chimneysat all?>> That's a good question.

at all?>> That's a good question.I'd say Santa uses chimneys, oh,

That's a good question.I'd say Santa uses chimneys, oh,less than 5% of the time now.

I'd say Santa uses chimneys, oh,less than 5% of the time now.For all the places he can get in

less than 5% of the time now.For all the places he can get inconveniently, he uses his

For all the places he can get inconveniently, he uses hismolecular redistribution

conveniently, he uses hismolecular redistributioninvention.

molecular redistributioninvention.>> Molecular redistribution?

invention.>> Molecular redistribution?>> Yeah, he calls it a--

Molecular redistribution?>> Yeah, he calls it a--a people transporter.

Yeah, he calls it a--a people transporter.It-- it works with goodies too.

a people transporter.It-- it works with goodies too.It's a platform on the side of

It-- it works with goodies too.It's a platform on the side ofhis sleigh.

It's a platform on the side ofhis sleigh.>> Oh, sure.

(chuckles)>> We're wasting too much timeand money on Site A, Michael.

We're wasting too much timeand money on Site A, Michael.Tell Faulkner to abandon it and

and money on Site A, Michael.Tell Faulkner to abandon it andmove everything over to Site B

Tell Faulkner to abandon it andmove everything over to Site Bright now.

move everything over to Site Bright now.>> But you gave me a week.

right now.>> But you gave me a week.>> That was before this Gaylord

But you gave me a week.>> That was before this Gaylordthing.

That was before this Gaylordthing.Look, I don't care how you do

thing.Look, I don't care how you doit, I want to start blasting by

Look, I don't care how you doit, I want to start blasting bythe 24th--

it, I want to start blasting bythe 24th--that's Christmas Eve day.

the 24th--that's Christmas Eve day.Have you got me?

that's Christmas Eve day.Have you got me?>> Well, we weren't scheduled

Have you got me?>> Well, we weren't scheduledto start dynamiting there till

Well, we weren't scheduledto start dynamiting there tillafter New Year's.

to start dynamiting there tillafter New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.

after New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.>>Appl

after New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.>>Apple

after New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.>>Apple A

after New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.>>Apple A to

after New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.>>Apple A to bas

after New Year's.>> I just changed the schedule.>>Apple A to base.

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>An

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any ne

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news abo

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about C

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Cla

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia a

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia andth

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia andthe

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia andthe ki

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia andthe kids

Base to Apple A, Harold?>>Any news about Claudia andthe kids?

>>Any news about Claudia andthe kids?>> Nothing yet.

the kids?>> Nothing yet.>>I'm

the kids?>> Nothing yet.>>I'm so

the kids?>> Nothing yet.>>I'm sorr

the kids?>> Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry,

the kids?>> Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mik

the kids?>> Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um,

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we'r

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonn

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dy

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dyna

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite i

Nothing yet.>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite in

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inab

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabou

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a qu

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quar

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarte

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter of a

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter of an

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter of an ho

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter of an hour

>>I'm sorry, Mike.Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter of an hour.

Um, we're gonna dynamite inabout a quarter of an hour.>> Good.

about a quarter of an hour.>> Good.Uh... and tomorrow, you're gonna

Good.Uh... and tomorrow, you're gonnahave to start moving everything

Uh... and tomorrow, you're gonnahave to start moving everythingover to Site B.

have to start moving everythingover to Site B.>>Ev

have to start moving everythingover to Site B.>>Everyt

have to start moving everythingover to Site B.>>Everythi

have to start moving everythingover to Site B.>>Everything

have to start moving everythingover to Site B.>>Everything?

over to Site B.>>Everything?>> Uh, well, not everything.

>>Everything?>> Uh, well, not everything.Why don't you set up a skeleton

Uh, well, not everything.Why don't you set up a skeletoncrew there on Site A,

Why don't you set up a skeletoncrew there on Site A,and set up a new rig.

There's oil there, I know it,Harold, and we're gonna find it.(tuba sounding)

We take very short breaksthis time of year.We have an enormous amount of

this time of year.We have an enormous amount oftoys and presents to get ready

We have an enormous amount oftoys and presents to get readyby Christmas Eve.

toys and presents to get readyby Christmas Eve.>> (elves) ♪ Jingle bells ♪

by Christmas Eve.>> (elves) ♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle bells ♪

(elves) ♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way ♪♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪♪ Jingle bells ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle bells... ♪

♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle bells... ♪>> Ed! Ed! Where are you?

♪ Jingle bells... ♪>> Ed! Ed! Where are you?Hey, Ed!

Ed! Ed! Where are you?Hey, Ed!>> Oh, no.

Hey, Ed!>> Oh, no.Oh, no!

Oh, no.Oh, no!Uh, boys?

Oh, no!Uh, boys?Boys? No.

Uh, boys?Boys? No.No, no, no.

Boys? No.No, no, no.Boys?

No, no, no.Boys?Boys!

Boys?Boys!>> ♪ ...laughing all the way ♪

Boys!>> ♪ ...laughing all the way ♪♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪

♪ ...laughing all the way ♪♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪♪ Making spirits bright ♪

♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪♪ Making spirits bright ♪♪ What fun it is to ride ♪

♪ Making spirits bright ♪♪ What fun it is to ride ♪♪ And sing a sleighing song... ♪

♪ What fun it is to ride ♪♪ And sing a sleighing song... ♪>> Boys, no.

♪ And sing a sleighing song... ♪>> Boys, no.>> ♪ Jingle bells ♪

Boys, no.>> ♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way... ♪

♪ Jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way... ♪>> All right!

♪ Jingle all the way... ♪>> All right!(singing stops)

All right!(singing stops)I'm gonna tell you one more

(singing stops)I'm gonna tell you one moretime.

I'm gonna tell you one moretime.Sing anything you want--

time.Sing anything you want--"White Christmas,"

Sing anything you want--"White Christmas,""Frosty the Snowman,"

"White Christmas,""Frosty the Snowman,""Rudolph the Red-Nosed

"Frosty the Snowman,""Rudolph the Red-NosedReindeer."

"Rudolph the Red-NosedReindeer."But no more "Jingle Bells!"

(sleigh bells jingling lightly)

I knew it, I knew it!It's Santa Claus!He's a real man, Mom.

It's Santa Claus!He's a real man, Mom.♪

Yeah.>> Welcome, Mrs. Baldwin,thanks for coming.

Welcome, Mrs. Baldwin,thanks for coming.And a special welcome to the

thanks for coming.And a special welcome to thechildren.

And a special welcome to thechildren.I apologize for sounding a

children.I apologize for sounding alittle grumpy, but over 100

I apologize for sounding alittle grumpy, but over 100years of "Jingle Bells,"

little grumpy, but over 100years of "Jingle Bells,"well, that's enough.

years of "Jingle Bells,"well, that's enough.And frankly, it's been driving

well, that's enough.And frankly, it's been drivingMrs. Claus and I

And frankly, it's been drivingMrs. Claus and Iright up the wall!

Mrs. Claus and Iright up the wall!>> Yes, I understand.

right up the wall!>> Yes, I understand.>> I'm sorry I'm late.

Yes, I understand.>> I'm sorry I'm late.But the recent explosions have

I'm sorry I'm late.But the recent explosions havedamaged our communication

But the recent explosions havedamaged our communicationsystem, you see.

damaged our communicationsystem, you see.And I've been spending all my

system, you see.And I've been spending all mytime trying to repair it.

And I've been spending all mytime trying to repair it.How are you, C.B.?

time trying to repair it.How are you, C.B.?>> You really know me?

How are you, C.B.?>> You really know me?>> Of course, I know you!

You really know me?>> Of course, I know you!I know all the children of the

Of course, I know you!I know all the children of thewhole world.

I know all the children of thewhole world.As a matter of fact, I think

whole world.As a matter of fact, I thinkyou're just about the same age

As a matter of fact, I thinkyou're just about the same ageas your grandfather was when I

you're just about the same ageas your grandfather was when Igave him a red wooden sleigh in

as your grandfather was when Igave him a red wooden sleigh in1922.

gave him a red wooden sleigh in1922.Was a great model, big success.

1922.Was a great model, big success.>> Wow, 1922!

Was a great model, big success.>> Wow, 1922!How old are you, Santa?

Wow, 1922!How old are you, Santa?>> Let's just say I'm not a

How old are you, Santa?>> Let's just say I'm not aspring chicken anymore.

Let's just say I'm not aspring chicken anymore.I really appreciate your visit

spring chicken anymore.I really appreciate your visithere, Mrs. Baldwin.

I really appreciate your visithere, Mrs. Baldwin.I'm sorry Mr. Baldwin

here, Mrs. Baldwin.I'm sorry Mr. Baldwinisn't here too.

I'm sorry Mr. Baldwinisn't here too.>> Oh, not any sorrier

isn't here too.>> Oh, not any sorrierthan I am.

Oh, not any sorrierthan I am.>> I see, I see.

than I am.>> I see, I see.You think this whole thing is

I see, I see.You think this whole thing issome kind of hoax, don't you?

You think this whole thing issome kind of hoax, don't you?>> I don't know what to think.

some kind of hoax, don't you?>> I don't know what to think.>> I must apologize to you,

I don't know what to think.>> I must apologize to you,Mrs. Baldwin.

I must apologize to you,Mrs. Baldwin.I should have anticipated there

Mrs. Baldwin.I should have anticipated theremight be some problem with my

I should have anticipated theremight be some problem with mycredibility.

might be some problem with mycredibility.It's been diminishing more and

credibility.It's been diminishing more andmore every year.

It's been diminishing more andmore every year.But as soon as we get our

more every year.But as soon as we get ourcommunication system working,

But as soon as we get ourcommunication system working,we can radio Mr. Baldwin,

communication system working,we can radio Mr. Baldwin,advise him that you're safe.

we can radio Mr. Baldwin,advise him that you're safe.>> I'd appreciate that.

We're obviously gonna have tohave a little talk, aren't we?But before we do that, I'd like

have a little talk, aren't we?But before we do that, I'd liketo know your children better.

But before we do that, I'd liketo know your children better.How 'bout that, C.B?

to know your children better.How 'bout that, C.B?Marianne? David?

How 'bout that, C.B?Marianne? David?>> Yeah!

Marianne? David?>> Yeah!>> Yeah!

Yeah!>> Yeah!>> I was wondering...

Yeah!>> I was wondering...there seems to be a lot of

I was wondering...there seems to be a lot ofdifferent Santa Clauses in the

there seems to be a lot ofdifferent Santa Clauses in thestore around Christmas time.

different Santa Clauses in thestore around Christmas time.>> There certainly are--

store around Christmas time.>> There certainly are--they all couldn't be me,

There certainly are--they all couldn't be me,now, could they?

they all couldn't be me,now, could they?But I try to visit some of the

now, could they?But I try to visit some of thestores before Christmas.

But I try to visit some of thestores before Christmas.>> Was that really you?

stores before Christmas.>> Was that really you?>> Yeah, my belly full of jelly

Was that really you?>> Yeah, my belly full of jellyand all.

Yeah, my belly full of jellyand all.And as I recall, you were

and all.And as I recall, you werevisiting with your grandmother,

And as I recall, you werevisiting with your grandmother,and you pulled my beard.

visiting with your grandmother,and you pulled my beard.Yes, David?

and you pulled my beard.Yes, David?>> It seems it's a logistical

Yes, David?>> It seems it's a logisticalimpossibility you can deliver

It seems it's a logisticalimpossibility you can deliverall those presents in just one

impossibility you can deliverall those presents in just onenight.

all those presents in just onenight.>> Ha, I was wondering when that

night.>> Ha, I was wondering when thatwould come up.

Ha, I was wondering when thatwould come up.Well, first of all, the

would come up.Well, first of all, thedifferent time zones make it a

Well, first of all, thedifferent time zones make it alittle easier for me.

different time zones make it alittle easier for me.>> Time zones?

little easier for me.>> Time zones?>> Oh, yeah!

Time zones?>> Oh, yeah!You see, when it's midnight in

Oh, yeah!You see, when it's midnight inNew York, it's only 5:00 in the

You see, when it's midnight inNew York, it's only 5:00 in themorning in London.

New York, it's only 5:00 in themorning in London.9:00 at night in California.

morning in London.9:00 at night in California.>> I think it would take the

9:00 at night in California.>> I think it would take thewhole night just to cover a

I think it would take thewhole night just to cover asmall area of one city.

whole night just to cover asmall area of one city.>> You're absolutely right,

small area of one city.>> You're absolutely right,David, it would take the whole

You're absolutely right,David, it would take the wholenight... if it weren't for the

David, it would take the wholenight... if it weren't for theTDD.

night... if it weren't for theTDD.That's the Time Deceleration

TDD.That's the Time DecelerationDevice.

That's the Time DecelerationDevice.Here, let me show you.

Device.Here, let me show you.This is really something.

Here, let me show you.This is really something.Now, look over there at the

This is really something.Now, look over there at theNorth Pole Constant Time Clock.

Now, look over there at theNorth Pole Constant Time Clock.See, the spinning little candy

North Pole Constant Time Clock.See, the spinning little candycane measures time in

See, the spinning little candycane measures time inmicroseconds, exactly like they

cane measures time inmicroseconds, exactly like theydo in the Olympics.

microseconds, exactly like theydo in the Olympics.Now, as I switch on the TDD,

do in the Olympics.Now, as I switch on the TDD,you watch the clock.

Now, as I switch on the TDD,you watch the clock.There, you see?

you watch the clock.There, you see?The TDD has slowed time.

There, you see?The TDD has slowed time.It decelerates time as I go from

The TDD has slowed time.It decelerates time as I go fromarea to area, and it slows

It decelerates time as I go fromarea to area, and it slowsthings down more than enough

area to area, and it slowsthings down more than enoughto give me time to make

things down more than enoughto give me time to makemy deliveries.

to give me time to makemy deliveries.(music slows)

(device whirring)(music speeds up)

There... is that amazing?

Dr. Fernando of our Research andDevelopment Department developedit, based on Einstein's theory

Development Department developedit, based on Einstein's theoryof relativity.

it, based on Einstein's theoryof relativity.It's incredibly complicated.

of relativity.It's incredibly complicated.Matter of fact, it's Greek to

It's incredibly complicated.Matter of fact, it's Greek tome.

Matter of fact, it's Greek tome.All I know is, it works.

me.All I know is, it works.Now then, may I suggest that,

All I know is, it works.Now then, may I suggest that,uh, Mrs. Claus entertain the

Now then, may I suggest that,uh, Mrs. Claus entertain thechildren while we have our

uh, Mrs. Claus entertain thechildren while we have ourlittle talk?

children while we have ourlittle talk?>> Thank you.

little talk?>> Thank you.>> Good.

Thank you.>> Good.(loud rumbling)

Good.(loud rumbling)(children screaming)

They're dynamiting again.They're dynamiting again!>> This is our newest building.

They're dynamiting again!>> This is our newest building.It's the safest place to be.

This is our newest building.It's the safest place to be.Ed, you stay with 'em.

It's the safest place to be.Ed, you stay with 'em.>> Yes.

Ed, you stay with 'em.>> Yes.>> I've gotta get to Master

Yes.>> I've gotta get to MasterControl Headquarters.

I've gotta get to MasterControl Headquarters.♪

It's been hours,where are they?!What if it isn't Gaylord?

where are they?!What if it isn't Gaylord?>> Got a better answer?

What if it isn't Gaylord?>> Got a better answer?Driven to the North Pole by a

Got a better answer?Driven to the North Pole by adiminutive chauffeur?

Driven to the North Pole by adiminutive chauffeur?In a reindeer?

diminutive chauffeur?In a reindeer?>> Well, I saw him!

In a reindeer?>> Well, I saw him!>> Oh yeah, of course.

Well, I saw him!>> Oh yeah, of course.Just like the Saudis saw things

Oh yeah, of course.Just like the Saudis saw thingswhen Gaylord ripped them off

Just like the Saudis saw thingswhen Gaylord ripped them offlast year.

when Gaylord ripped them offlast year.>> You think Claudia and the

last year.>> You think Claudia and thechildren have been drugged?

You think Claudia and thechildren have been drugged?>> He had the guts to drug

children have been drugged?>> He had the guts to drugthe Saudis.

Well, here we are.

(doorbell rings)

Ah, welcome!Oh!Please, come in.

Good evening, Ed.>> Good evening, Mrs. Claus.May I present Mrs. Claudia

Good evening, Mrs. Claus.May I present Mrs. ClaudiaBaldwin, and these are her

May I present Mrs. ClaudiaBaldwin, and these are herchildren, David,

Baldwin, and these are herchildren, David,Marianne, and C.B.

children, David,Marianne, and C.B.This is Mrs. Santa Claus.

Marianne, and C.B.This is Mrs. Santa Claus.>> (all) Hello.

This is Mrs. Santa Claus.>> (all) Hello.>> My my, children, what a

(all) Hello.>> My my, children, what apleasure it is to have you here.

My my, children, what apleasure it is to have you here.>> Thank you.

pleasure it is to have you here.>> Thank you.>> It was pretty scary for

Thank you.>> It was pretty scary fora while there, wasn't it?

It was pretty scary fora while there, wasn't it?>> Yes, it was.

a while there, wasn't it?>> Yes, it was.>> And Papa's so pleased that

Yes, it was.>> And Papa's so pleased thatyou could come.

And Papa's so pleased thatyou could come.And it looks as though it was

you could come.And it looks as though it wasjust in time, doesn't it?

And it looks as though it wasjust in time, doesn't it?>> Yes.

just in time, doesn't it?>> Yes.>> Well, enjoy yourselves.

Yes.>> Well, enjoy yourselves.Uh, I'll be waiting to escort

Well, enjoy yourselves.Uh, I'll be waiting to escortyou back when you're finished.

Uh, I'll be waiting to escortyou back when you're finished.Excuse me.

you back when you're finished.Excuse me.>> Oh, yes, yes.

Excuse me.>> Oh, yes, yes.(both chuckle)

(sighs) Now, um...why don't you all follow meinto the study?

why don't you all follow meinto the study?♪

Papa should be here very soon.>> May we have a look around,Mrs. Claus?

May we have a look around,Mrs. Claus?>> Oh, yes, please do.

Mrs. Claus?>> Oh, yes, please do.And please, call me Martha.

Oh, yes, please do.And please, call me Martha.>> Thank you, Martha.

And please, call me Martha.>> Thank you, Martha.Claudia.

Thank you, Martha.Claudia.>> Ah. (chuckles)

Claudia.>> Ah. (chuckles)>> It's okay.

Ah. (chuckles)>> It's okay.♪

Oh, oh, that's all right.You can pick it up.It won't break, it's iron.

You can pick it up.It won't break, it's iron.It was Papa's most popular toy

It won't break, it's iron.It was Papa's most popular toyfrom 1838 to 1843.

>>Hi

>>Hi, Mo

>>Hi, Momm

>>Hi, Mommy!I'

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a go

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good g

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good gir

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I lo

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I love

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I love y

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I love you,

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I love you, Mo

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I love you, Momm

>>Hi, Mommy!I'm a good girl!I love you, Mommy.

I'm a good girl!I love you, Mommy.>> (chuckles) And that was

I love you, Mommy.>> (chuckles) And that wasPapa's big hit in 1950.

(chuckles) And that wasPapa's big hit in 1950.There's a record player in the

Papa's big hit in 1950.There's a record player in thetummy.

There's a record player in thetummy.You know, many of the toy

tummy.You know, many of the toycompanies get some very good

You know, many of the toycompanies get some very goodideas from Papa.

companies get some very goodideas from Papa.>> I bet they do.

ideas from Papa.>> I bet they do.>> Boy, I remember this little

I bet they do.>> Boy, I remember this littletank I got one Christmas.

Boy, I remember this littletank I got one Christmas.It used caps and shot BBs.

tank I got one Christmas.It used caps and shot BBs.>> Well, you didn't get that

It used caps and shot BBs.>> Well, you didn't get thatfrom Papa.

Well, you didn't get thatfrom Papa.Parents often give their

from Papa.Parents often give theirchildren gifts and say they're

Parents often give theirchildren gifts and say they'refrom Santa Claus.

children gifts and say they'refrom Santa Claus.Toy guns, for example.

from Santa Claus.Toy guns, for example.Papa has never given a child

Toy guns, for example.Papa has never given a childa gun.

Papa has never given a childa gun.He doesn't like guns, he doesn't

a gun.He doesn't like guns, he doesn'tbelieve in violence.

I thought I told Bruce inmaintenance to have thisdoorknob fixed a week ago.

maintenance to have thisdoorknob fixed a week ago.>> Oh, please, don't blame him.

doorknob fixed a week ago.>> Oh, please, don't blame him.He's so overworked, he hasn't

Oh, please, don't blame him.He's so overworked, he hasn'teven repaired the kitchen sink.

He's so overworked, he hasn'teven repaired the kitchen sink.>> Ah.

even repaired the kitchen sink.>> Ah.>> Ah.

Ah.>> Ah.How bad is it this time?

Ah.How bad is it this time?>> Well, fortunately, the damage

How bad is it this time?>> Well, fortunately, the damageis minimal.

Well, fortunately, the damageis minimal.But for a moment there, it

is minimal.But for a moment there, itreminded me of the Christmas

But for a moment there, itreminded me of the ChristmasI was making my deliveries in

reminded me of the ChristmasI was making my deliveries inLondon during the Blitz.

I was making my deliveries inLondon during the Blitz.>> Oh!

London during the Blitz.>> Oh!Well, it certainly scared the

Oh!Well, it certainly scared thewits out of me.

Well, it certainly scared thewits out of me.>> Well, hello again!

wits out of me.>> Well, hello again!>> (family) Hi!

Well, hello again!>> (family) Hi!>> Well, Claudia, if you'll

(family) Hi!>> Well, Claudia, if you'llexcuse me, I'm just going to

Well, Claudia, if you'llexcuse me, I'm just going tostart preparing a little supper.

excuse me, I'm just going tostart preparing a little supper.>> You kids wanna help her?

start preparing a little supper.>> You kids wanna help her?>> Good, well, come along then!

You kids wanna help her?>> Good, well, come along then!(laughing)

Well, now then.We can talk alone.Claudia, I'm sure you realize

We can talk alone.Claudia, I'm sure you realizeby now how serious this

Claudia, I'm sure you realizeby now how serious thisdynamiting is.

by now how serious thisdynamiting is.And we certainly don't want to

dynamiting is.And we certainly don't want toalarm the children more.

And we certainly don't want toalarm the children more.>> I agree.

alarm the children more.>> I agree.>> Good.

I agree.>> Good.Well...

Good.Well...first of all, I wanna show you

Well...first of all, I wanna show yousomething.

first of all, I wanna show yousomething.Now, this is a precise miniature

something.Now, this is a precise miniatureof Nor...

Very interesting.>> (laughing) Oh, I-- I'm gonnahave to make a confession.

(laughing) Oh, I-- I'm gonnahave to make a confession.That's just for Christmas Eve.

have to make a confession.That's just for Christmas Eve.I mean, if my beard were really

That's just for Christmas Eve.I mean, if my beard were reallythat long, I'd never be able to

I mean, if my beard were reallythat long, I'd never be able tomake up my mind to go to bed

that long, I'd never be able tomake up my mind to go to bedwith it over or under the

make up my mind to go to bedwith it over or under theblanket.

with it over or under theblanket.I get precious little sleep

blanket.I get precious little sleepas it is.

I get precious little sleepas it is.All right, back to business.

Now, as I was saying, this is aprecise miniature of North PoleCity.

precise miniature of North PoleCity.Now, I chose this location

City.Now, I chose this locationbecause of these ice formations.

Now, I chose this locationbecause of these ice formations.Technically called seracs.

because of these ice formations.Technically called seracs.Totally conceal our little city

Technically called seracs.Totally conceal our little cityfrom the sky.

Totally conceal our little cityfrom the sky.Now, the Reindeer Zephyr

from the sky.Now, the Reindeer Zephyrended here.

Now, the Reindeer Zephyrended here.All an unwelcome visitor would

ended here.All an unwelcome visitor wouldfind is-- is an impenetrable

All an unwelcome visitor wouldfind is-- is an impenetrableice wall.

find is-- is an impenetrableice wall.Our little city is also

ice wall.Our little city is alsoprotected by very sophisticated

Our little city is alsoprotected by very sophisticatedanti-radar and electronic

protected by very sophisticatedanti-radar and electronicdetection devices.

anti-radar and electronicdetection devices.Map of the Arctic Circle.

detection devices.Map of the Arctic Circle.North Pole City is right here.

Map of the Arctic Circle.North Pole City is right here.Now, your husband's company has

North Pole City is right here.Now, your husband's company hasbeen dynamiting here.

Now, your husband's company hasbeen dynamiting here.And Ed has advised me

been dynamiting here.And Ed has advised meMr. Baldwin also intends to

And Ed has advised meMr. Baldwin also intends todynamite here.

Mr. Baldwin also intends todynamite here.It's referred to as Site B.

dynamite here.It's referred to as Site B.That'll be right after the

It's referred to as Site B.That'll be right after theNew Year.

That'll be right after theNew Year.As you can see, if he dynamites

New Year.As you can see, if he dynamitesthere... it'll be the end of

As you can see, if he dynamitesthere... it'll be the end ofall of us.

there... it'll be the end ofall of us.>> Yes, yes, I-- I can see that.

all of us.>> Yes, yes, I-- I can see that.>> I knew you would.

Yes, yes, I-- I can see that.>> I knew you would.Now, the main oil field

I knew you would.Now, the main oil fieldisn't there.

Now, the main oil fieldisn't there.>> It isn't?

isn't there.>> It isn't?>> No.

It isn't?>> No.It's over here, on Site A.

No.It's over here, on Site A.They'll just have to keep

It's over here, on Site A.They'll just have to keepdrilling there.

They'll just have to keepdrilling there.So, if you'll merely explain

drilling there.So, if you'll merely explainthat to your husband, I'm sure

So, if you'll merely explainthat to your husband, I'm surehe'll change his plans.

Explain it to him?>> Be honest with me.You haven't believed a word

Be honest with me.You haven't believed a wordI said.

No, I don't believe you.I don't know what you reallywant-- you seem like a very

I don't know what you reallywant-- you seem like a verynice man, and-- and this is

want-- you seem like a verynice man, and-- and this iscertainly an incredible place.

nice man, and-- and this iscertainly an incredible place.But, I mean, let's face it.

certainly an incredible place.But, I mean, let's face it.Santa Claus is a mythological

But, I mean, let's face it.Santa Claus is a mythologicalfigure.

Santa Claus is a mythologicalfigure.I mean, you know there's no such

figure.I mean, you know there's no suchperson as Santa Claus.

I mean, you know there's no suchperson as Santa Claus.There never has been, and there

person as Santa Claus.There never has been, and therenever will be.

There never has been, and therenever will be.>> (chuckles)

never will be.>> (chuckles)Martha's gonna be very shocked

(chuckles)Martha's gonna be very shockedto learn that.

Martha's gonna be very shockedto learn that.Well, I guess I'll just have to

to learn that.Well, I guess I'll just have toprove it to you then.

Well, I guess I'll just have toprove it to you then.>> I really wish you could.

prove it to you then.>> I really wish you could.>> Why don't we sit down?

There you go.>> Thank you.

Now there, let's see.It was Christmas Eve,you were five--

It was Christmas Eve,you were five--no, no, you were six,

you were five--no, no, you were six,living in Houston, Texas.

no, no, you were six,living in Houston, Texas.>> Houston, that-- that's right.

living in Houston, Texas.>> Houston, that-- that's right.>> Mm-hmm.

Houston, that-- that's right.>> Mm-hmm.You sneaked in and caught me

Mm-hmm.You sneaked in and caught meunder the tree.

You sneaked in and caught meunder the tree.>> How would you know that?

under the tree.>> How would you know that?I mean, I thought that was my

How would you know that?I mean, I thought that was mygrandfather.

I mean, I thought that was mygrandfather.>> Your father was very ill at

grandfather.>> Your father was very ill atthe time.

Your father was very ill atthe time.>> Yeah, he-- he died

the time.>> Yeah, he-- he diedthree months later.

Yeah, he-- he diedthree months later.>> I know that.

three months later.>> I know that.You remember that Christmas Eve

I know that.You remember that Christmas Evevery clearly then, don't you,

You remember that Christmas Evevery clearly then, don't you,Claudia?

very clearly then, don't you,Claudia?>> Yes.

Claudia?>> Yes.>> You asked me to trade your

Yes.>> You asked me to trade yourgifts for a fishing rod you had

You asked me to trade yourgifts for a fishing rod you hadseen at Abercrombie and Fitch,

gifts for a fishing rod you hadseen at Abercrombie and Fitch,I believe.

seen at Abercrombie and Fitch,I believe.It was there Christmas morning,

I believe.It was there Christmas morning,Claudia, wasn't it?

It was there Christmas morning,Claudia, wasn't it?With a big green ribbon around

Claudia, wasn't it?With a big green ribbon aroundit...

With a big green ribbon aroundit...and a little reindeer card that

it...and a little reindeer card thatsaid, "To Dad: Love, Claudia.

and a little reindeer card thatsaid, "To Dad: Love, Claudia.For the best dad a kid could

said, "To Dad: Love, Claudia.For the best dad a kid couldever have."

For the best dad a kid couldever have.">> I... I remember.

Santa...I...I didn't...

I...I didn't...I didn't believe.

I... oh, Santa.

Now, now, now.

Thank goodness we were able tostraighten this thing out.>> Excuse me, Papa.

straighten this thing out.>> Excuse me, Papa.>> Yeah?

Oscar just brought thismessage from the weatherstation.

message from the weatherstation.>> Ah, I see the weather's

station.>> Ah, I see the weather'scleared.

Ah, I see the weather'scleared.You know, I was planning on

cleared.You know, I was planning ongiving you a tour tomorrow.

You know, I was planning ongiving you a tour tomorrow.But with the explosions today,

giving you a tour tomorrow.But with the explosions today,I think Ed should get you back

But with the explosions today,I think Ed should get you backimmediately.

I think Ed should get you backimmediately.>> I agree.

immediately.>> I agree.I know they don't plan on

I agree.I know they don't plan ondynamiting until after the

I know they don't plan ondynamiting until after theFirst, but I should talk to them

dynamiting until after theFirst, but I should talk to themright away.

First, but I should talk to themright away.>> I hate to say this, but they

right away.>> I hate to say this, but theymay not believe you.

I hate to say this, but theymay not believe you.>> Oh, of course they will.

may not believe you.>> Oh, of course they will.Michael will.

Oh, of course they will.Michael will.We've never lied to each other.

Michael will.We've never lied to each other.>> Well, if you should have any

We've never lied to each other.>> Well, if you should have anyproblems...

Well, if you should have anyproblems...I'm gonna give you this

problems...I'm gonna give you thisprototype of a children's

I'm gonna give you thisprototype of a children'scommunicator that we've been

prototype of a children'scommunicator that we've beendeveloping.

communicator that we've beendeveloping.>> Oh, it's absolutely

developing.>> Oh, it's absolutelywonderful.

Oh, it's absolutelywonderful.Children all over the world will

wonderful.Children all over the world willbe able to talk to each other.

Children all over the world willbe able to talk to each other.And it automatically translates

be able to talk to each other.And it automatically translatesfor them.

And it automatically translatesfor them.>> Ed dropped the other

for them.>> Ed dropped the otherprototype and broke it.

Ed dropped the otherprototype and broke it.The factory's making--

prototype and broke it.The factory's making--making a new one right away.

The factory's making--making a new one right away.It should ready as soon as

making a new one right away.It should ready as soon aspossible, then you'll be able to

It should ready as soon aspossible, then you'll be able tocontact me any time you wish.

possible, then you'll be able tocontact me any time you wish.>> And I have something for you

contact me any time you wish.>> And I have something for youtoo, dear.

And I have something for youtoo, dear.Please, take it.

too, dear.Please, take it.>> How nice of you.

Please, take it.>> How nice of you.Thank you.

How nice of you.Thank you.>> Thank you, Claudia.

Thank you.>> Thank you, Claudia.I know I'm leaving this whole

Thank you, Claudia.I know I'm leaving this wholematter in very good hands.

Daddy? Daddy?Where's Daddy?>> Daddy, we got something to

Where's Daddy?>> Daddy, we got something totell you!

Daddy, we got something totell you!>> Hey, Dad!

tell you!>> Hey, Dad!>> Dad?

Hey, Dad!>> Dad?>> Wake up, Dad!

Dad?>> Wake up, Dad!>> Where are you?

Wake up, Dad!>> Where are you?>> Oh, thank heavens.

Where are you?>> Oh, thank heavens.Thank heavens, are you

Oh, thank heavens.Thank heavens, are youall right?

Thank heavens, are youall right?>> We're great-- wait till you

all right?>> We're great-- wait till youhear about Santa Claus!

We're great-- wait till youhear about Santa Claus!>> Santa Claus?

hear about Santa Claus!>> Santa Claus?We've been worried to death,

Santa Claus?We've been worried to death,we thought something terrible

We've been worried to death,we thought something terriblehad happened.

we thought something terriblehad happened.>> Actually, something wonderful

had happened.>> Actually, something wonderfulhappened-- come here, boy!

Actually, something wonderfulhappened-- come here, boy!Where's Mr. Baldwin?

happened-- come here, boy!Where's Mr. Baldwin?>> Oh, well, he's at the office

Where's Mr. Baldwin?>> Oh, well, he's at the officewaiting for word on the short

Oh, well, he's at the officewaiting for word on the shortwave.

waiting for word on the shortwave.You weren't kidnapped?

wave.You weren't kidnapped?>> Oh, no!

You weren't kidnapped?>> Oh, no!If you get these guys off to bed

Oh, no!If you get these guys off to bedfor me, I'll tell you all about

If you get these guys off to bedfor me, I'll tell you all abouteverything.

for me, I'll tell you all abouteverything.>> All right, let's go.

everything.>> All right, let's go.Come on, come on, let's go!

All right, let's go.Come on, come on, let's go!>> (kids) Night, Mom!

Come on, come on, let's go!>> (kids) Night, Mom!I love you!

(kids) Night, Mom!I love you!>> Night, love you!

I love you!>> Night, love you!Sweet dreams.

♪

So, when the weather cleared,I thought we had to get backright away.

I thought we had to get backright away.The kids were furious, I can

right away.The kids were furious, I cantell you.

The kids were furious, I cantell you.They didn't even get to see the

tell you.They didn't even get to see thetoy factory.

They didn't even get to see thetoy factory.>> The toy factory.

toy factory.>> The toy factory.>> Yes!

The toy factory.>> Yes!Look, let's go to the office

Yes!Look, let's go to the officeright now, and I'll show you the

Look, let's go to the officeright now, and I'll show you theprecise place on Site A where

right now, and I'll show you theprecise place on Site A wherethe field is located.

precise place on Site A wherethe field is located.>> Site A?

the field is located.>> Site A?Wait a minute, there's your

Site A?Wait a minute, there's youranswer!

Wait a minute, there's youranswer!Gaylord!

answer!Gaylord!Gaylord planned this whole thing

Gaylord!Gaylord planned this whole thingto keep us drilling on the wrong

Gaylord planned this whole thingto keep us drilling on the wrongsite.

to keep us drilling on the wrongsite.>> What's that have to do with

site.>> What's that have to do withSanta Claus?

What's that have to do withSanta Claus?>> Claudia, look, you've gotta

Santa Claus?>> Claudia, look, you've gottaunderstand this.

Claudia, look, you've gottaunderstand this.You and the children, you didn't

understand this.You and the children, you didn'tgo anywhere.

You and the children, you didn'tgo anywhere.You were obviously given some

go anywhere.You were obviously given somekind of a hallucinogenic drug,

You were obviously given somekind of a hallucinogenic drug,and you were held right here

kind of a hallucinogenic drug,and you were held right herein town.

and you were held right herein town.>> I don't believe this.

in town.>> I don't believe this.You think I dreamt the whole

I don't believe this.You think I dreamt the wholething?

You think I dreamt the wholething?>> It does seem the best

thing?>> It does seem the bestrational explanation.

It does seem the bestrational explanation.I mean, darling, a remote

rational explanation.I mean, darling, a remotecontrolled reindeer sleigh?

I mean, darling, a remotecontrolled reindeer sleigh?A candy cane phone?

controlled reindeer sleigh?A candy cane phone?>> Well, then, what about this?

A candy cane phone?>> Well, then, what about this?Santa will tell you himself.

Well, then, what about this?Santa will tell you himself.>> Fine, let-- let's call him

Santa will tell you himself.>> Fine, let-- let's call himright now.

Fine, let-- let's call himright now.>> Don't treat me like a child.

right now.>> Don't treat me like a child.I told you, his communicator

Don't treat me like a child.I told you, his communicatoris broken!

I see.

And I bought the candy and theChristmas ornament at the store?>> Darling, nobody can slow

Christmas ornament at the store?>> Darling, nobody can slowtime, it's a scientific

Darling, nobody can slowtime, it's a scientificimpossibility.

time, it's a scientificimpossibility.And-- and the city you described

impossibility.And-- and the city you describedcan't possibly exist in the

And-- and the city you describedcan't possibly exist in theArctic Circle.

can't possibly exist in theArctic Circle.>> Don't you understand?

Arctic Circle.>> Don't you understand?Claudia, you were drugged.

Don't you understand?Claudia, you were drugged.>> Well...

Claudia, you were drugged.>> Well...Santa said you might not

Well...Santa said you might notbelieve me, but...

Santa said you might notbelieve me, but...it never occurred to me that

believe me, but...it never occurred to me thatyou wouldn't believe me.

it never occurred to me thatyou wouldn't believe me.I don't know how I feel right

you wouldn't believe me.I don't know how I feel rightnow, but I don't wanna discuss

I don't know how I feel rightnow, but I don't wanna discussit any further tonight.

now, but I don't wanna discussit any further tonight.I'm very tired, and I want to

it any further tonight.I'm very tired, and I want togo to bed.

I'm very tired, and I want togo to bed.Excuse me.

go to bed.Excuse me.>> Honey, what matters is that

Excuse me.>> Honey, what matters is thatyou and the children are back

Honey, what matters is thatyou and the children are backand safe.

you and the children are backand safe.>> The fact that I never lied to

and safe.>> The fact that I never lied toyou isn't enough, is it,

The fact that I never lied toyou isn't enough, is it,Michael?

you isn't enough, is it,Michael?>> Sumner and I are flying up

Michael?>> Sumner and I are flying upto Site B at dawn.

Sumner and I are flying upto Site B at dawn.I'll be back in time to have

to Site B at dawn.I'll be back in time to havelunch with you.

I'll be back in time to havelunch with you.>> Fine.

(sighs)

But I wanna go with you.>> I told you, you can't.>> Do you wanna worry Dad

I told you, you can't.>> Do you wanna worry Dadall over again?

Do you wanna worry Dadall over again?>> No, but you should tell Mom.

all over again?>> No, but you should tell Mom.>> If we do, then Dad won't let

No, but you should tell Mom.>> If we do, then Dad won't letany of us go.

If we do, then Dad won't letany of us go.So, you see, someone has to stay

any of us go.So, you see, someone has to stayhere.

So, you see, someone has to stayhere.>> Yeah, but why does it always

here.>> Yeah, but why does it alwayshave to be the youngest?

Yeah, but why does it alwayshave to be the youngest?Anyway, I don't know why they

have to be the youngest?Anyway, I don't know why theywon't believe us.

Anyway, I don't know why theywon't believe us.>> You heard Mr. Murdock talking

won't believe us.>> You heard Mr. Murdock talkingto Dad.

You heard Mr. Murdock talkingto Dad.They think we've been given some

to Dad.They think we've been given somekind of hallucinogenic drug.

They think we've been given somekind of hallucinogenic drug.>> What's a hallu...?

kind of hallucinogenic drug.>> What's a hallu...?>> It's a drug that makes you

What's a hallu...?>> It's a drug that makes youimagine things.

It's a drug that makes youimagine things.>> That's dumb.

imagine things.>> That's dumb.Santa wouldn't give us anything

That's dumb.Santa wouldn't give us anythinglike that.

Santa wouldn't give us anythinglike that.>> I know!

like that.>> I know!But right now, there's no way to

I know!But right now, there's no way tomake Dad and Mr. Murdock believe

But right now, there's no way tomake Dad and Mr. Murdock believeany differently.

make Dad and Mr. Murdock believeany differently.>> We can when Mom talks to

any differently.>> We can when Mom talks toSanta on the children's

We can when Mom talks toSanta on the children'scommunicator.

Santa on the children'scommunicator.>> By that time, with all the

communicator.>> By that time, with all thedynamiting, there might not be

By that time, with all thedynamiting, there might not beany North Pole City.

dynamiting, there might not beany North Pole City.>> Why do we have to go over to

any North Pole City.>> Why do we have to go over toIRC and take the company's

Why do we have to go over toIRC and take the company'ssnowmobile?

IRC and take the company'ssnowmobile?Why can't we just take ours?

snowmobile?Why can't we just take ours?>> Ours doesn't have a large

Why can't we just take ours?>> Ours doesn't have a largeenough fuel capacity,

Ours doesn't have a largeenough fuel capacity,that's why.

enough fuel capacity,that's why.(plane flying overhead)

that's why.(plane flying overhead)Okay, Dad and Mr. Murdock have

(plane flying overhead)Okay, Dad and Mr. Murdock havetaken off.

Okay, Dad and Mr. Murdock havetaken off.Let's go.

taken off.Let's go.♪

Okay... North Pole Cityshould be right here.All we have to do is locate the

should be right here.All we have to do is locate theentrance.

All we have to do is locate theentrance.>> Yeah, but what if we can't

entrance.>> Yeah, but what if we can'tfind it?

Yeah, but what if we can'tfind it?>> Well, we'll still have more

find it?>> Well, we'll still have morethan enough fuel to get back to

Well, we'll still have morethan enough fuel to get back toSite B, which is right here.

than enough fuel to get back toSite B, which is right here.Are you sure we have everything?

Site B, which is right here.Are you sure we have everything?The sextant?

Are you sure we have everything?The sextant?>> Yes.

The sextant?>> Yes.>> Extra batteries?

Yes.>> Extra batteries?>> Yeah, and the sandwiches.

Extra batteries?>> Yeah, and the sandwiches.>> Okay.

Yeah, and the sandwiches.>> Okay.Let's get going.

Okay.Let's get going.♪

Okay, everybody!Breakfast is on the table!

Hey!

Marianne?David?

Where is everyone?>> They went to warnSanta Claus.

They went to warnSanta Claus.They left two hours ago.

Santa Claus.They left two hours ago.>> What? What do you mean?

They left two hours ago.>> What? What do you mean?>> They left right after Dad

What? What do you mean?>> They left right after Dadand Mr. Murdock.

They left right after Dadand Mr. Murdock.They took one of Dad's

and Mr. Murdock.They took one of Dad'ssnowmobiles.

They took one of Dad'ssnowmobiles.They had to, Mom, they just

snowmobiles.They had to, Mom, they justhad to.

They had to, Mom, they justhad to.No one believes us.

had to.No one believes us.>> No.

No one believes us.>> No.(sighs)

No.(sighs)>> Base to Apple Charlie Three?

(sighs)>> Base to Apple Charlie Three?Base to Apple Charlie Three.

Base to Apple Charlie Three?Base to Apple Charlie Three.(static)

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This is an emergency.Base to Apple Charlie Three,come i

This is an emergency.Base to Apple Charlie Three,come in,

This is an emergency.Base to Apple Charlie Three,come in, ple

This is an emergency.Base to Apple Charlie Three,come in, pleas

This is an emergency.Base to Apple Charlie Three,come in, please.

Base to Apple Charlie Three,come in, please.>> We're jamming again.

come in, please.>> We're jamming again.But we should be operational

We're jamming again.But we should be operationalsoon.

But we should be operationalsoon.>> When? When?

soon.>> When? When?When can you start dynamiting?

When? When?When can you start dynamiting?>> Tomorrow.

When can you start dynamiting?>> Tomorrow.>> Right on schedule--

Tomorrow.>> Right on schedule--December 24th.

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Ba

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base t

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Ap

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Appl

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Apple Ch

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Apple Char

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Apple Charli

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Apple Charlie

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Apple Charlie Thre

Right on schedule--December 24th.>>Base to Apple Charlie Three.

I'm afraid they're out on thesite someplace.>> I'll get the plane.

site someplace.>> I'll get the plane.>> I'll go with you.

I'll get the plane.>> I'll go with you.>> No, you keep trying to reach

I'll go with you.>> No, you keep trying to reachMichael-- tell him what

No, you keep trying to reachMichael-- tell him whathappened, and to get my flight

Michael-- tell him whathappened, and to get my flightplan from the center.

happened, and to get my flightplan from the center.>> Base to Apple Charlie Three.

plan from the center.>> Base to Apple Charlie Three.Base to Apple Charlie Three.

I estimate we have aboutanother hour.Then we can start searching for

another hour.Then we can start searching forthe entrance.

♪

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Go

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good,

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, gi

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give m

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me yo

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me your

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me your pos

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me your posit

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me your positio

I've sighted snowmobiletracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me your position.

tracks, it must be them.>>Good, give me your position.>> Eight-two miles north of

>>Good, give me your position.>> Eight-two miles north ofV.O.R. heading three-five-seven

Eight-two miles north ofV.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As s

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soo

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soon as

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soon as I

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soon as I c

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soon as I can

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soon as I can rea

V.O.R. heading three-five-sevendegrees.>>As soon as I can reach

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr.

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Ba

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwi

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin,

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I'l

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I'll te

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I'll tell

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I'll tell h

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I'll tell him

degrees.>>As soon as I can reachMr. Baldwin, I'll tell him.

The ice fog is almost on usand we're lost!♪

They're in an ice fog.I'm gonna land and go inon foot.

I'm gonna land and go inon foot.I'm now one-five-zero miles

on foot.I'm now one-five-zero milesfrom the V.O.R., still heading

I'm now one-five-zero milesfrom the V.O.R., still headingthree-five-seven degrees.

♪

Help! Help!Whoever just landed!>> Over here!

Whoever just landed!>> Over here!We can't see anything!

Over here!We can't see anything!>> David! Marianne!

We can't see anything!>> David! Marianne!Just stay where you are!

David! Marianne!Just stay where you are!It's Mommy, I'm coming!

(helicopter buzzing)

We're almost over her lastreported position now,Mr. Baldwin.

reported position now,Mr. Baldwin.But, uh, there's no way

Mr. Baldwin.But, uh, there's no waywe're gonna find her in this.

But, uh, there's no waywe're gonna find her in this.>> How long can she last

we're gonna find her in this.>> How long can she lastout here?

How long can she lastout here?>> Well, atmosphere conditions

out here?>> Well, atmosphere conditionsremain the way they are now,

Well, atmosphere conditionsremain the way they are now,maybe a week.

remain the way they are now,maybe a week.>> Well, let's get back to

maybe a week.>> Well, let's get back toSite B.

Well, let's get back toSite B.>> Okay.

Site B.>> Okay.>> I wanna get as many surface

Okay.>> I wanna get as many surfacevehicles in here as possible.

I wanna get as many surfacevehicles in here as possible.(sleigh bells jingling)

vehicles in here as possible.(sleigh bells jingling)>> I was so scared!

(sleigh bells jingling)>> I was so scared!How did you find us?

I was so scared!How did you find us?>> We were lucky we fixed the

How did you find us?>> We were lucky we fixed thechildren's communicator so

We were lucky we fixed thechildren's communicator soquickly.

children's communicator soquickly.When we heard your calls on it,

quickly.When we heard your calls on it,I just followed the signal into

When we heard your calls on it,I just followed the signal intothe ice fog.

(sleigh bells jingling)>> Santa's coming!Santa's coming!

Santa's coming!Santa's coming!>> Santa's coming!

Santa's coming!>> Santa's coming!>> Santa Claus is coming!

Santa's coming!>> Santa Claus is coming!>> Wow, that ice fog seems to be

Santa Claus is coming!>> Wow, that ice fog seems to begetting worse and worse.

Wow, that ice fog seems to begetting worse and worse.Reminds me of the one we had in

getting worse and worse.Reminds me of the one we had in1803.

Reminds me of the one we had in1803.That one socked us up so badly,

1803.That one socked us up so badly,I wasn't able to make my

That one socked us up so badly,I wasn't able to make mydeliveries until December 27th.

I wasn't able to make mydeliveries until December 27th.Really botched up Christmas that

deliveries until December 27th.Really botched up Christmas thatyear, I can tell you.

Really botched up Christmas thatyear, I can tell you.Oh... the dynamiting has been

year, I can tell you.Oh... the dynamiting has beencancelled, hasn't it?

Oh... the dynamiting has beencancelled, hasn't it?>> I'm afraid not.

cancelled, hasn't it?>> I'm afraid not.As far as I know...

I'm afraid not.As far as I know...they plan on clearing Site B

As far as I know...they plan on clearing Site Bright after the New Year.

they plan on clearing Site Bright after the New Year.I told you, no one believed us.

right after the New Year.I told you, no one believed us.>> I see.

I told you, no one believed us.>> I see.Well then... I'm just gonna have

I see.Well then... I'm just gonna haveto do what I should have done

Well then... I'm just gonna haveto do what I should have donein the first place...

to do what I should have donein the first place...prove it to Michael myself.

in the first place...prove it to Michael myself.Where's Ed?

prove it to Michael myself.Where's Ed?Ed?

(sighs)We should be ready to blastthose jams about 4:00

We should be ready to blastthose jams about 4:00tomorrow afternoon.

those jams about 4:00tomorrow afternoon.>> Good.

tomorrow afternoon.>> Good.I'm going back into town.

Good.I'm going back into town.Listen, if you talk to Michael,

I'm going back into town.Listen, if you talk to Michael,tell him I asked about his

Listen, if you talk to Michael,tell him I asked about hisfamily, huh?

tell him I asked about hisfamily, huh?>> Yeah, yeah.

family, huh?>> Yeah, yeah.I sure hope he finds 'em.

Yeah, yeah.I sure hope he finds 'em.>> Let's face it, Craig, he

I sure hope he finds 'em.>> Let's face it, Craig, hedoesn't have much of a chance.

Let's face it, Craig, hedoesn't have much of a chance.>> Are you coming back tomorrow?

doesn't have much of a chance.>> Are you coming back tomorrow?>> No.

Are you coming back tomorrow?>> No.>> Well, you're gonna miss a

No.>> Well, you're gonna miss aterrific explosion.

Well, you're gonna miss aterrific explosion.We're setting off so much

terrific explosion.We're setting off so muchdynamite, it's gonna look like

We're setting off so muchdynamite, it's gonna look likean atomic bomb.

dynamite, it's gonna look likean atomic bomb.>> Okay, Jack.

an atomic bomb.>> Okay, Jack.Get up on the people

Okay, Jack.Get up on the peopletransporter, Ed.

Get up on the peopletransporter, Ed.I'm gonna beam you over to the

transporter, Ed.I'm gonna beam you over to theweather station.

I'm gonna beam you over to theweather station.I want hourly reports on that

weather station.I want hourly reports on thatice fog.

I want hourly reports on thatice fog.>> Ready, Santa.

ice fog.>> Ready, Santa.(machine beeping)

(whirring)

Incredible!>> What?>> Absolutely incredible!

What?>> Absolutely incredible!>> Ed told me you wanted to know

Absolutely incredible!>> Ed told me you wanted to knowhow I delivered presents to

Ed told me you wanted to knowhow I delivered presents toinaccessible locations.

how I delivered presents toinaccessible locations.Well, that's how it's done.

inaccessible locations.Well, that's how it's done.Set my controls, jump on the

Well, that's how it's done.Set my controls, jump on theplatform with the presents,

Set my controls, jump on theplatform with the presents,and quick as a wink, I'm whisked

platform with the presents,and quick as a wink, I'm whiskedinside right next to the tree.

and quick as a wink, I'm whiskedinside right next to the tree.(whinnying)

inside right next to the tree.(whinnying)>> Come on, Donner, come on.

(whinnying)>> Come on, Donner, come on.(sleigh bells jingling)

Come on, Donner, come on.(sleigh bells jingling)(whinnying)

Donner? Blitzen?Dasher and Dancer?I still don't believe it!

Dasher and Dancer?I still don't believe it!Just like the poem!

I still don't believe it!Just like the poem!>> "The Night Before Christmas,"

Just like the poem!>> "The Night Before Christmas,"one of my favorites.

"The Night Before Christmas,"one of my favorites.Named all of my reindeer after

one of my favorites.Named all of my reindeer afterthat poem.

Named all of my reindeer afterthat poem.>> Can they really fly when

that poem.>> Can they really fly whenthey have to?

Can they really fly whenthey have to?>> Oh, every Christmas Eve.

they have to?>> Oh, every Christmas Eve.That is, with the help of their

Oh, every Christmas Eve.That is, with the help of theiranti-gravitational harnesses.

That is, with the help of theiranti-gravitational harnesses.Well, actually, my sleigh has

anti-gravitational harnesses.Well, actually, my sleigh hasbeen completely self-propelled

Well, actually, my sleigh hasbeen completely self-propelledfor many years.

been completely self-propelledfor many years.Of course, the reindeer don't

for many years.Of course, the reindeer don'tknow that.

Of course, the reindeer don'tknow that.Well, it'd break their little

know that.Well, it'd break their littlehearts if they didn't pull it

Well, it'd break their littlehearts if they didn't pull iton Christmas Eve.

hearts if they didn't pull iton Christmas Eve.>> The people transporter--

on Christmas Eve.>> The people transporter--maybe you could just beam us

The people transporter--maybe you could just beam usback home.

maybe you could just beam usback home.>> I'm afraid not, Claudia.

back home.>> I'm afraid not, Claudia.Doesn't have anywhere near that

I'm afraid not, Claudia.Doesn't have anywhere near thatkind of range.

Doesn't have anywhere near thatkind of range.Well, let's get over to the

kind of range.Well, let's get over to thechalet and have Martha set you

Well, let's get over to thechalet and have Martha set youup for the night.

chalet and have Martha set youup for the night.>> Okay.

up for the night.>> Okay.>> You kids must be hungry.

Okay.>> You kids must be hungry.(helicopter buzzing)

You didn't find them,did you?>> No, but we will.

did you?>> No, but we will.I have search parties working

No, but we will.I have search parties workingaround the clock.

I have search parties workingaround the clock.>> Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Murdock

around the clock.>> Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Murdockasked me to tell you to meet him

Mr. Baldwin, Mr. Murdockasked me to tell you to meet himat the hotel as soon as you

asked me to tell you to meet himat the hotel as soon as yougot in.

at the hotel as soon as yougot in.♪

Dad?>> Yes, son?>> I really hate Mr. Murdock.

Yes, son?>> I really hate Mr. Murdock.If he believed Mom and us,

I really hate Mr. Murdock.If he believed Mom and us,none of this would've happened.

If he believed Mom and us,none of this would've happened.>> Now, don't start that again.

none of this would've happened.>> Now, don't start that again.>> But it did happen.

Now, don't start that again.>> But it did happen.Why won't you believe me?

But it did happen.Why won't you believe me?>> For once and for all,

Why won't you believe me?>> For once and for all,there is no Santa Claus.

For once and for all,there is no Santa Claus.There's no elves, there's no

there is no Santa Claus.There's no elves, there's noMrs. Claus, there's no...

There's no elves, there's noMrs. Claus, there's no...time machine.

Mrs. Claus, there's no...time machine.>> Then, what did happen?

time machine.>> Then, what did happen?>> You were all drugged.

Then, what did happen?>> You were all drugged.A bad man by the name of Gaylord

You were all drugged.A bad man by the name of Gaylorddrugged all of you, and then

A bad man by the name of Gaylorddrugged all of you, and thenyou had some funny dreams.

Now, get to sleep.We have to get up very earlyin the morning.

(door closes)♪

(knocking)

Are you still working for me?>> Yeah.>> Didn't you get my message?

Yeah.>> Didn't you get my message?>> I did, I thought it could

Didn't you get my message?>> I did, I thought it couldwait till morning.

I did, I thought it couldwait till morning.Anyway, I didn't wanna leave

wait till morning.Anyway, I didn't wanna leavemy son alone.

Anyway, I didn't wanna leavemy son alone.>> Look, I know what you're

my son alone.>> Look, I know what you'regoing through, but back off,

Look, I know what you'regoing through, but back off,kid, will you, please?

going through, but back off,kid, will you, please?I got problems of my own.

kid, will you, please?I got problems of my own.I'm flying out of here tomorrow

I got problems of my own.I'm flying out of here tomorrowto meet Mr. Idiot Fred Haley on

I'm flying out of here tomorrowto meet Mr. Idiot Fred Haley onthat Kenya mess.

to meet Mr. Idiot Fred Haley onthat Kenya mess.I'll be back late tomorrow

that Kenya mess.I'll be back late tomorrownight.

I'll be back late tomorrownight.I want to know right now, just

night.I want to know right now, justhow long do you plan on going on

I want to know right now, justhow long do you plan on going onwith this search?

how long do you plan on going onwith this search?>> Until I know one way or

with this search?>> Until I know one way orthe other!

Until I know one way orthe other!>> 50 men on my payroll, till

the other!>> 50 men on my payroll, tillyou know one way or the other.

50 men on my payroll, tillyou know one way or the other.You got till tomorrow,

you know one way or the other.You got till tomorrow,and that's it.

You got till tomorrow,and that's it.>> Sumner...

and that's it.>> Sumner...(scoffs)

Sumner...(scoffs)You don't take any

(scoffs)You don't take anyresponsibility for all this,

You don't take anyresponsibility for all this,do you?

responsibility for all this,do you?C.B. is right.

do you?C.B. is right.You were too tough on Claudia.

C.B. is right.You were too tough on Claudia.>> What are you talking about?

You were too tough on Claudia.>> What are you talking about?>> You know what I'm talking

What are you talking about?>> You know what I'm talkingabout, you were too tough

You know what I'm talkingabout, you were too toughon her!

about, you were too toughon her!>> Realistic, not tough!

on her!>> Realistic, not tough!Just as realistic as you were.

Realistic, not tough!Just as realistic as you were.Now, I mean it, kid.

Just as realistic as you were.Now, I mean it, kid.You've got till the end of the

Now, I mean it, kid.You've got till the end of theday tomorrow, period.

(door closes)(sighs)(elves singing quietly)

(sighs)(elves singing quietly)♪ ...jingle bells ♪

(elves singing quietly)♪ ...jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ ...jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way ♪♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪

♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪♪ Jingle all the way ♪♪ Oh, what fun ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪♪ Oh, what fun ♪♪ It is to ride... ♪

♪ Oh, what fun ♪♪ It is to ride... ♪>> (whistling)

♪ It is to ride... ♪>> (whistling)(singing stops)

(whistling)(singing stops)Well, good morning,

(singing stops)Well, good morning,good morning, good morning!

Well, good morning,good morning, good morning!>> (family) Hello!

good morning, good morning!>> (family) Hello!>> How did all of you sleep?

(family) Hello!>> How did all of you sleep?>> Well, I would've slept a lot

How did all of you sleep?>> Well, I would've slept a lotbetter if everyone knew

Well, I would've slept a lotbetter if everyone knewwe were safe.

better if everyone knewwe were safe.>> I know how you feel, Claudia.

we were safe.>> I know how you feel, Claudia.Well, I sure hope we have our

I know how you feel, Claudia.Well, I sure hope we have ourcommunication system working

Well, I sure hope we have ourcommunication system workingthis morning.

communication system workingthis morning.That ice fog better lift

this morning.That ice fog better liftby this afternoon.

That ice fog better liftby this afternoon.>> Boy, am I hungry.

by this afternoon.>> Boy, am I hungry.>> Now, we're going to have to

Boy, am I hungry.>> Now, we're going to have torush our breakfast this morning.

Now, we're going to have torush our breakfast this morning.>> That's right, we've got a lot

rush our breakfast this morning.>> That's right, we've got a lotto do before I start making my

That's right, we've got a lotto do before I start making mydeliveries tonight.

to do before I start making mydeliveries tonight.>> Mmm!

deliveries tonight.>> Mmm!>>IfI can make them.

Here he is, Harold.It's Faulkner about Site A.He just missed you at

It's Faulkner about Site A.He just missed you atthe office.

He just missed you atthe office.>> Yeah, Harold?

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The ri

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs a

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are s

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are sti

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still j

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jamme

the office.>> Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We'r

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're go

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonn

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna ha

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have t

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dy

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dyna

Yeah, Harold?>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dynamite

>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dynamiteag

>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dynamiteagai

>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dynamiteagain,

>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dynamiteagain, M

>>The rigs are still jammed.We're gonna have to dynamiteagain, Mike.

We're gonna have to dynamiteagain, Mike.>> If Murdock finds out I'm

again, Mike.>> If Murdock finds out I'mdynamiting at Site A again,

If Murdock finds out I'mdynamiting at Site A again,he'll know I'm not following

dynamiting at Site A again,he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>Th

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>That

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>That's

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>That's f

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>That's for s

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>That's for sur

he'll know I'm not followinghis orders.>>That's for sure.

his orders.>>That's for sure.I

his orders.>>That's for sure.I th

his orders.>>That's for sure.I thin

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we b

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we bet

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we bette

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we better

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we better foll

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we better follow

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we better follow h

his orders.>>That's for sure.I think we better follow his

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisor

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorde

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and a

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and aba

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and aband

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and abandon t

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and abandon the

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and abandon the s

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and abandon the sit

>>That's for sure.I think we better follow hisorders and abandon the site.

I think we better follow hisorders and abandon the site.>> No, go ahead and dynamite.

orders and abandon the site.>> No, go ahead and dynamite.>>Okay

orders and abandon the site.>> No, go ahead and dynamite.>>Okay.

No, go ahead and dynamite.>>Okay.>> And Harold?

>>Okay.>> And Harold?>>Ye

>>Okay.>> And Harold?>>Yep?

And Harold?>>Yep?>> I didn't tell you about

>>Yep?>> I didn't tell you aboutMurdock's orders.

I didn't tell you aboutMurdock's orders.Over and out.

Murdock's orders.Over and out.Thanks.

Over and out.Thanks.>> But we're gonna find them

Thanks.>> But we're gonna find themthis time, Dad, I know we are!

But we're gonna find themthis time, Dad, I know we are!>> Yeah, I think so too, son.

this time, Dad, I know we are!>> Yeah, I think so too, son.I'm praying we do.

Yeah, I think so too, son.I'm praying we do.>> They've gotta be there.

I'm praying we do.>> They've gotta be there.That's where Mom landed.

They've gotta be there.That's where Mom landed.>> We're doing everything

That's where Mom landed.>> We're doing everythingwe can.

We're doing everythingwe can.>> No, you're not.

we can.>> No, you're not.You're gonna blow up North Pole

No, you're not.You're gonna blow up North PoleCity today for no reason,

You're gonna blow up North PoleCity today for no reason,and maybe that's where they are.

City today for no reason,and maybe that's where they are.(helicopter starting up)

You're gonna ruin Christmasforever!(sleigh bells jingling)

What is that?!I've never seen anythingso huge!

I've never seen anythingso huge!>> That's one of my storage

so huge!>> That's one of my storagesatellites, David.

That's one of my storagesatellites, David.I'm usually responsible for all

satellites, David.I'm usually responsible for allthose UFO sightings

I'm usually responsible for allthose UFO sightingson Christmas Eve.

those UFO sightingson Christmas Eve.>> Storage satellites?

on Christmas Eve.>> Storage satellites?>> That's right, Marianne.

Storage satellites?>> That's right, Marianne.Each satellite contains all the

That's right, Marianne.Each satellite contains all thepresents for one area.

Each satellite contains all thepresents for one area.Now then, with the amount of

presents for one area.Now then, with the amount ofchildren in the world today,

Now then, with the amount ofchildren in the world today,I couldn't possibly fly back and

children in the world today,I couldn't possibly fly back andforth like I used to,

I couldn't possibly fly back andforth like I used to,now, could I?

forth like I used to,now, could I?>> No!

now, could I?>> No!>> Of course not!

No!>> Of course not!>> This way, I can reload

Of course not!>> This way, I can reloadon the spot.

This way, I can reloadon the spot.There you go.

on the spot.There you go.Good.

(toys sounding)

Hello, hello, hello, hello!>> This is Dr. Fernando, head ofour research and development,

This is Dr. Fernando, head ofour research and development,and manager of our toy factory.

our research and development,and manager of our toy factory.>> I'm delighted! I'm delighted!

and manager of our toy factory.>> I'm delighted! I'm delighted!>> How's the loading of the

I'm delighted! I'm delighted!>> How's the loading of thesatellites coming, Dr. Fernando?

How's the loading of thesatellites coming, Dr. Fernando?>> Excellent!

satellites coming, Dr. Fernando?>> Excellent!Ten of them are already loaded,

Excellent!Ten of them are already loaded,ten of them!

Ten of them are already loaded,ten of them!>> Good, good.

ten of them!>> Good, good.>> What's really good is PAL!

Good, good.>> What's really good is PAL!The first production model came

What's really good is PAL!The first production model cameoff the line this morning.

The first production model cameoff the line this morning.Wait here, wait here!

off the line this morning.Wait here, wait here!I'll show you!

Wait here, wait here!I'll show you!Wait here!

I'll show you!Wait here!>> PAL is our favorite new toy

Wait here!>> PAL is our favorite new toyfor Christmas future.

PAL is our favorite new toyfor Christmas future.(robot whirring)

Hello, PAL!>>He

Hello, PAL!>>Hell

Hello, PAL!>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>He

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hell

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello,

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, M

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Maria

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Mariann

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne,

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, d

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do yo

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you kn

>>Hello.>> I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you know

I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you knowany

I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you knowany jo

I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you knowany joke

I'm Marianne.>>Hello, Marianne, do you knowany jokes?

>>Hello, Marianne, do you knowany jokes?>> I know a riddle.

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Ri

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Ridd

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddle

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles--

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh,

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love r

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love rid

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddl

any jokes?>> I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.

I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.As

I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.Ask

I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.Ask me o

I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.Ask me one

I know a riddle.>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.Ask me one.

>>Riddles-- oh, I love riddles.Ask me one.>> Okay, let me see.

Ask me one.>> Okay, let me see.What's black and white and has

Okay, let me see.What's black and white and has16 wheels?

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A ze

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebr

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on r

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on rol

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on rolle

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on roller

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on roller skat

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on roller skates

What's black and white and has16 wheels?>>A zebra on roller skates.

16 wheels?>>A zebra on roller skates.>> Right!

>>A zebra on roller skates.>> Right!How did you know that?

Right!How did you know that?>>Be

Right!How did you know that?>>Beca

Right!How did you know that?>>Becaus

Right!How did you know that?>>Because

Right!How did you know that?>>Because I ha

Right!How did you know that?>>Because I have

Right!How did you know that?>>Because I have o

Right!How did you know that?>>Because I have ove

Right!How did you know that?>>Because I have over 10

Right!How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100ri

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100ridd

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddle

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles st

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stor

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored i

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored in my

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored in my m

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored in my mem

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored in my memor

How did you know that?>>Because I have over 100riddles stored in my memory.

>>Because I have over 100riddles stored in my memory.>> Among other things, the PAL

riddles stored in my memory.>> Among other things, the PALhas been designed to help you

Among other things, the PALhas been designed to help youwith your homework.

has been designed to help youwith your homework.Oh, yes!

with your homework.Oh, yes!But it won't give you

Oh, yes!But it won't give youthe answers.

But it won't give youthe answers.No, no. Oh, no.

the answers.No, no. Oh, no.It won't!

No, no. Oh, no.It won't!Positively not!

It won't!Positively not!It helps, but it will not cheat!

Positively not!It helps, but it will not cheat!>> Well, Dr. Fernando, I'll join

It helps, but it will not cheat!>> Well, Dr. Fernando, I'll jointhese folks for a quick look at

Well, Dr. Fernando, I'll jointhese folks for a quick look atthe factory, and then I've gotta

these folks for a quick look atthe factory, and then I've gottaget over to the stables and do a

the factory, and then I've gottaget over to the stables and do afinal preflight on my sleigh.

get over to the stables and do afinal preflight on my sleigh.>> Yes, yes.

final preflight on my sleigh.>> Yes, yes.Of course, absolutely.

Yes, yes.Of course, absolutely.(toys continue sounding)

(hoedown music playing)

(elves) ♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪♪ With love ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪♪ With love ♪

♪ And it's gotta be made ♪♪ With love ♪♪ Put a pedal on the bike ♪

♪ With love ♪♪ Put a pedal on the bike ♪♪ Put a smile on the doggy ♪

♪ Put a pedal on the bike ♪♪ Put a smile on the doggy ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Put a smile on the doggy ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Put your heart in your work ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Put your heart in your work ♪♪ Keep the old man tidy ♪

♪ Put your heart in your work ♪♪ Keep the old man tidy ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Keep the old man tidy ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ We build dreams to fly ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ We build dreams to fly ♪♪ On Christmas morning ♪

♪ We build dreams to fly ♪♪ On Christmas morning ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪

♪ On Christmas morning ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪♪ With love ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪

♪ Gotta be ready by ♪♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪

♪ Christmas Eve ♪♪ And it's gotta be made ♪♪ With love ♪

The 11th satellite is almostloaded.>> Wonderful! Wonderful!

loaded.>> Wonderful! Wonderful!The 11th satellite is almost

Wonderful! Wonderful!The 11th satellite is almostloaded!

The 11th satellite is almostloaded!Almost loaded!

loaded!Almost loaded!You'll be able to take off

Almost loaded!You'll be able to take offright on schedule, Santa!

You'll be able to take offright on schedule, Santa!>> Good, good!

right on schedule, Santa!>> Good, good!(elves murmuring)

Good, good!(elves murmuring)>> Santa?

(elves murmuring)>> Santa?Santa!

Santa?Santa!The ice fog's lifting.

Santa!The ice fog's lifting.>> Wonderful!

The ice fog's lifting.>> Wonderful!Just in time too.

Wonderful!Just in time too.(explosion)

>>Wo

>>Wowee!>> Oh, no, they're starting todynamite again.

Oh, no, they're starting todynamite again.>> Then it must be on Site A.

dynamite again.>> Then it must be on Site A.>> I hate to tell you this,

Then it must be on Site A.>> I hate to tell you this,Santa, but Jim in the radar room

I hate to tell you this,Santa, but Jim in the radar roomis picking up a lot of activity

Santa, but Jim in the radar roomis picking up a lot of activityon Site B too.

is picking up a lot of activityon Site B too.>> What kind of activity?

on Site B too.>> What kind of activity?>> He thinks they're large

What kind of activity?>> He thinks they're largevehicles-- a whole bunch of

He thinks they're largevehicles-- a whole bunch oflarge vehicles moving in there.

vehicles-- a whole bunch oflarge vehicles moving in there.>> What are they?

large vehicles moving in there.>> What are they?>> Explosive carriers.

What are they?>> Explosive carriers.>> Oh, no, they're not gonna

Explosive carriers.>> Oh, no, they're not gonnadynamite there on Christmas Eve,

Oh, no, they're not gonnadynamite there on Christmas Eve,are they?

dynamite there on Christmas Eve,are they?♪

3:25.We'll blast in 35 minutes.Tell all the men to clear the

We'll blast in 35 minutes.Tell all the men to clear thesite, it'll be a go

Tell all the men to clear thesite, it'll be a goat 4:00 sharp.

site, it'll be a goat 4:00 sharp.>> Yes, sir.

at 4:00 sharp.>> Yes, sir.♪

Son.

We're gonna go right back up andsearch again tomorrow.>> We've got to find them,

search again tomorrow.>> We've got to find them,Daddy.

We've got to find them,Daddy.We've just got to.

Daddy.We've just got to.>> I'm gonna go over and drop

We've just got to.>> I'm gonna go over and dropthese papers off at

I'm gonna go over and dropthese papers off atMr. Murdock's hotel.

these papers off atMr. Murdock's hotel.I'll be right back.

Mr. Murdock's hotel.I'll be right back.>> Dad?

I'll be right back.>> Dad?>> Yeah?

Dad?>> Yeah?>> Oh, never mind.

(phone ringing)

Hello?>>Th

Hello?>>Than

Hello?>>Thank

Hello?>>Thank yo

Hello?>>Thank you, o

Hello?>>Thank you, ope

Hello?>>Thank you, opera

Hello?>>Thank you, operato

Hello?>>Thank you, operator.Hell

Hello?>>Thank you, operator.Hello?

>>Thank you, operator.Hello?Hello, C.B.?

Hello?Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's o

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on hi

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his wa

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way to

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way to t

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way to the h

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way to the hot

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way to the hotel

Hello, C.B.?Where's your father?>>He's on his way to the hotel.

Where's your father?>>He's on his way to the hotel.>> Well, try and catch him.

>>He's on his way to the hotel.>> Well, try and catch him.One of the rigs just came in on

Well, try and catch him.One of the rigs just came in onSite A, and it looks like we hit

One of the rigs just came in onSite A, and it looks like we hitthe biggest damn oil field

Site A, and it looks like we hitthe biggest damn oil fieldyou ever saw.

Daddy!

Daddy! Daddy!Mr. Faulkner's on the phone.There's oil on Site A--

Mr. Faulkner's on the phone.There's oil on Site A--"the biggest damn oil field

There's oil on Site A--"the biggest damn oil fieldyou ever saw!"

"the biggest damn oil fieldyou ever saw!">> I knew it!

you ever saw!">> I knew it!I knew we'd hit oil there!

I knew it!I knew we'd hit oil there!>> But don't you see?

I knew we'd hit oil there!>> But don't you see?That proves Mom's right about

But don't you see?That proves Mom's right aboutSanta Claus!

That proves Mom's right aboutSanta Claus!The oil's exactly where he said

Santa Claus!The oil's exactly where he saidit was.

The oil's exactly where he saidit was.Not near North Pole City.

it was.Not near North Pole City.>> It proves there's oil on

Not near North Pole City.>> It proves there's oil onSite A, that's all.

It proves there's oil onSite A, that's all.>> But you don't see?

Site A, that's all.>> But you don't see?You believed it was there,

But you don't see?You believed it was there,and you were right!

Six minutes.

Counting down, five minutes,54 seconds.>> Dad, please listen to me!

54 seconds.>> Dad, please listen to me!I promise to never ask you for

Dad, please listen to me!I promise to never ask you foranything again!

I promise to never ask you foranything again!I promise! I promise!

anything again!I promise! I promise!Please, listen to me!

I guess I haven't listened toyou much lately, have I?>> No, Dad!

you much lately, have I?>> No, Dad!>> All right, I'm listening.

No, Dad!>> All right, I'm listening.>> If you had believed us about

All right, I'm listening.>> If you had believed us aboutSanta Claus, you'd be right too.

If you had believed us aboutSanta Claus, you'd be right too.And Santa might have rescued

Santa Claus, you'd be right too.And Santa might have rescuedMom, David and Marianne.

And Santa might have rescuedMom, David and Marianne.What if they're in North Pole

Mom, David and Marianne.What if they're in North PoleCity when you dynamite Site B?

(sighs) Okay.I'll cancel the dynamiting untilwe take another look up there.

I'll cancel the dynamiting untilwe take another look up there.Now, you wait for me in the

we take another look up there.Now, you wait for me in thehouse.

(dog panting)>>Hell

(dog panting)>>Hello?

(dog panting)>>Hello? C

(dog panting)>>Hello? C.B

(dog panting)>>Hello? C.B.?Mi

(dog panting)>>Hello? C.B.?Mike

(dog panting)>>Hello? C.B.?Mike?

>>Hello? C.B.?Mike?An

>>Hello? C.B.?Mike?Anyb

>>Hello? C.B.?Mike?Anybod

>>Hello? C.B.?Mike?Anybody!

Mike?Anybody!>> Two minutes.

Still counting down.One minute, 55 seconds.>> Base to Site B, do you read

One minute, 55 seconds.>> Base to Site B, do you readme?

Base to Site B, do you readme?(static)

me?(static)Do you believe this?

(static)Do you believe this?Base to Site B, this is an

Do you believe this?Base to Site B, this is anemergency.

One minute, 30 seconds.>> Terminate the countdown,do you read me?

Terminate the countdown,do you read me?Terminate the countdown!

do you read me?Terminate the countdown!>> I read you, Mike.

Terminate the countdown!>> I read you, Mike.Terminate the countdown.

I read you, Mike.Terminate the countdown.♪

55, 54, 53, 52, 51...

42, 41, 40, 39, 38...

34, 33, 32, 31, 30,29, 28, 27, 26, 25...

20, 19, 18,17, 16...

This is it.Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...>> Terminate! Terminate!

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six...>> Terminate! Terminate!Terminate that countdown!

Terminate! Terminate!Terminate that countdown!Stop!

Terminate that countdown!Stop!Michael just radioed.

Stop!Michael just radioed.We struck the big one on Site A!

Dad?>> Yes?>> You still don't believe we

Yes?>> You still don't believe wewere with Santa Claus, do you?

You still don't believe wewere with Santa Claus, do you?>> I stopped the dynamiting,

were with Santa Claus, do you?>> I stopped the dynamiting,didn't I?

I stopped the dynamiting,didn't I?>> Yes-- that still doesn't mean

didn't I?>> Yes-- that still doesn't meanyou believe.

I wish I could, I really do.>> But it was real,I know it was real!

But it was real,I know it was real!And if it wasn't, then there's

I know it was real!And if it wasn't, then there'sno chance that Santa rescued

And if it wasn't, then there'sno chance that Santa rescuedthem!

no chance that Santa rescuedthem!>> Excuse me?

them!>> Excuse me?Can I get you two something

Excuse me?Can I get you two somethingbefore I leave?

Can I get you two somethingbefore I leave?>> Maybe some ice cream?

before I leave?>> Maybe some ice cream?>> No, thanks.

Maybe some ice cream?>> No, thanks.>> Well, I'm off to church

No, thanks.>> Well, I'm off to churchservices.

Well, I'm off to churchservices.I'll see you tomorrow.

services.I'll see you tomorrow.>> Night, Hedda.

I'll see you tomorrow.>> Night, Hedda.(door closes)

Night, Hedda.(door closes)(sighs)

(door closes)(sighs)You wanna open one of your

(sighs)You wanna open one of yourpresents?

I understand.>> Dad?Can I sleep with you tonight?

Dad?Can I sleep with you tonight?>> Of course you can.

Can I sleep with you tonight?>> Of course you can.♪

(sleigh bells jingling)

(sleigh bells stop)

Daddy! Dad!Dad!>> What is it?

Dad!>> What is it?>> Wake up, Dad!

What is it?>> Wake up, Dad!>> What's the matter?

Wake up, Dad!>> What's the matter?>> Listen.

What's the matter?>> Listen.>> What?

Listen.>> What?>> The reindeer's bells!

What?>> The reindeer's bells!The reindeer's bells, I know

The reindeer's bells!The reindeer's bells, I knowI heard them!

(sleigh bells jingling)I told you! I told you!(all shouting)

I told you! I told you!(all shouting)>> Oh, God! Claudia, darling!

(all shouting)>> Oh, God! Claudia, darling!(dog barking)

Oh, God! Claudia, darling!(dog barking)Oh, what happened?

(dog barking)Oh, what happened?>> Oh!

Oh, what happened?>> Oh!>> Here, hold this.

Oh!>> Here, hold this.>> We got to ride in the sleigh,

Here, hold this.>> We got to ride in the sleigh,C.B.!

We got to ride in the sleigh,C.B.!Santa just dropped us off.

C.B.!Santa just dropped us off.>> But I wanted to see him.

Santa just dropped us off.>> But I wanted to see him.>> He didn't have time.

But I wanted to see him.>> He didn't have time.Think of all the deliveries

He didn't have time.Think of all the deliverieshe has to make.

Think of all the deliverieshe has to make.>> What-- what happ--

he has to make.>> What-- what happ--how did-- who--

What, what, what?(laughs)>> What happened?

(laughs)>> What happened?>> I had Santa Claus'

What happened?>> I had Santa Claus'communicator with me, and it

I had Santa Claus'communicator with me, and itdoes work.

communicator with me, and itdoes work.So now, maybe you'll believe me.

does work.So now, maybe you'll believe me.>> I'll never doubt you again.

So now, maybe you'll believe me.>> I'll never doubt you again.>> I knew it, I knew Santa would

I'll never doubt you again.>> I knew it, I knew Santa wouldrescue you.

I knew it, I knew Santa wouldrescue you.>> Hey!

rescue you.>> Hey!>> You should've seen

Hey!>> You should've seenSanta Claus!

You should've seenSanta Claus!>> And the reindeer!

Santa Claus!>> And the reindeer!>> Santa was right about the oil

And the reindeer!>> Santa was right about the oiltoo.

Santa was right about the oiltoo.They discovered it exactly where

too.They discovered it exactly wherehe said it was.

They discovered it exactly wherehe said it was.>> Oh, I knew you would.

he said it was.>> Oh, I knew you would.That's wonderful!

Oh, I knew you would.That's wonderful!>> Wow, this is the greatest

That's wonderful!>> Wow, this is the greatestChristmas ever!

Wow, this is the greatestChristmas ever!>> Merry Christmas.

Christmas ever!>> Merry Christmas.>> (kids) Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.>> (kids) Merry Christmas.>> Merry Christmas.

(kids) Merry Christmas.>> Merry Christmas.>> Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.>> Merry Christmas.>> (kids) Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.>> (kids) Merry Christmas!(knocking)

>>Merr

>>Merry

>>Merry Ch

>>Merry Chri

>>Merry Christma

>>Merry Christmas.

Wow, what is that?>> He's a robot, and his nameis PAL.

He's a robot, and his nameis PAL.And... he's your Christmas

is PAL.And... he's your Christmaspresent from Santa.

>>Hi

>>Hi,

>>Hi, Mr

>>Hi, Mr. Ba

>>Hi, Mr. Bald

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwi

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.Yo

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know a

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know any

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know any r

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know any riddl

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know any riddles

>>Hi, Mr. Baldwin.You know any riddles?(both laughing)

Wa

Watc

Watch

Watch it!(dog whimpers)>> (laughs)

(dog whimpers)>> (laughs)(knocking)

(laughs)(knocking)>> All right, we're gonna have

(knocking)>> All right, we're gonna havethis out right now.

All right, we're gonna havethis out right now.Why did you stop clearing

this out right now.Why did you stop clearingSite B?

Why did you stop clearingSite B?>> Excuse me.

Site B?>> Excuse me.>> Wait a second.

Excuse me.>> Wait a second.Claudia.

Wait a second.Claudia.>> Yeah.

Claudia.>> Yeah.>> Kids!

Yeah.>> Kids!So, the search party

Kids!So, the search partydid find you!

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi,

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi, Mr

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi, Mr. Mu

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murd

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdoc

So, the search partydid find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.Yo

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know a

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know any

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know any r

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know any riddl

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know any riddles

did find you!>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know any riddles?

>>Hi, Mr. Murdock.You know any riddles?>> (laughs)

You know any riddles?>> (laughs)>> What is that?

(laughs)>> What is that?>> That's a Christmas present

What is that?>> That's a Christmas presentfrom Santa Claus.

That's a Christmas presentfrom Santa Claus.>> What?

from Santa Claus.>> What?>> Mommy, come and look at

What?>> Mommy, come and look atthese presents.

Mommy, come and look atthese presents.>> Who told you about Site B?

these presents.>> Who told you about Site B?>> Uh, Harold Faulkner.

Who told you about Site B?>> Uh, Harold Faulkner.I radioed him from the office

Uh, Harold Faulkner.I radioed him from the officeas soon as I got in.

I radioed him from the officeas soon as I got in.>> Did he tell you anything

as soon as I got in.>> Did he tell you anythingelse?

Did he tell you anythingelse?>> No, he didn't have a chance.

else?>> No, he didn't have a chance.I, uh, came right on over here.

No, he didn't have a chance.I, uh, came right on over here.>> We struck a gigantic field

I, uh, came right on over here.>> We struck a gigantic fieldon Site A.

We struck a gigantic fieldon Site A.>> Just where Santa said.

on Site A.>> Just where Santa said.>> You came in on Site A?

Just where Santa said.>> You came in on Site A?>> Through no fault of yours,

You came in on Site A?>> Through no fault of yours,Mr. Murdock.

Through no fault of yours,Mr. Murdock.(sleigh bells jingling)

Mr. Murdock.(sleigh bells jingling)>> What is that?!

>>Th

>>That

>>That's

>>That's S

>>That's Santa

>>That's Santa C

>>That's Santa Cla

>>That's Santa Claus

>>That's Santa Claus.(jingling continues)♪

There he is, Sumner.There he really is.

I can't believe it.Santa Claus!I can't believe it!

Santa Claus!I can't believe it!>> Goodbye, Santa!

I can't believe it!>> Goodbye, Santa!>> Thanks for everything!

Goodbye, Santa!>> Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!

Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!>>Th

Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!>>Thank

Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!>>Thank yo

Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!>>Thank you,

Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!>>Thank you, E

Thanks for everything!>> See you next year!>>Thank you, Ed.

See you next year!>>Thank you, Ed.Than

See you next year!>>Thank you, Ed.Thank

See you next year!>>Thank you, Ed.Thank yo

See you next year!>>Thank you, Ed.Thank you,

See you next year!>>Thank you, Ed.Thank you, Ed.

>>Thank you, Ed.Thank you, Ed.>> You're welcome!

Thank you, Ed.>> You're welcome!You're welcome!

Congratulations, Michael.You're in for a big promotion.You're gonna get a bigger house,

You're in for a big promotion.You're gonna get a bigger house,you're gonna get a big bonus--

Thanks, but you can keep thepromotion.>> Oh, no, no, listen.

promotion.>> Oh, no, no, listen.Michael, you deserve it, kid,

Oh, no, no, listen.Michael, you deserve it, kid,you deserve it!

Michael, you deserve it, kid,you deserve it!>> I know I do.

you deserve it!>> I know I do.But you can consider this my

I know I do.But you can consider this myresignation.

But you can consider this myresignation.>> Aw, no.

resignation.>> Aw, no.You're gonna think differently

Aw, no.You're gonna think differentlyabout it in the morning.

You're gonna think differentlyabout it in the morning.I'll talk to you then, huh?

about it in the morning.I'll talk to you then, huh?>> We're all going back to

I'll talk to you then, huh?>> We're all going back toLos Angeles permanently

We're all going back toLos Angeles permanentlynext week.

Los Angeles permanentlynext week.♪

♪ If you believe enough ♪♪ In someone ♪♪ Your love will send ♪

♪ In someone ♪♪ Your love will send ♪♪ The spirit flying ♪

♪ Your love will send ♪♪ The spirit flying ♪♪ They might change the future ♪

♪ The spirit flying ♪♪ They might change the future ♪♪ In their newfound wings ♪

♪ They might change the future ♪♪ In their newfound wings ♪>> Be good, children!

♪ In their newfound wings ♪>> Be good, children!♪ If you believe enough ♪

Be good, children!♪ If you believe enough ♪Goodbye, Claudia!

Merry Christmas to all,and to all a good night!♪ The love you give will grow ♪

and to all a good night!♪ The love you give will grow ♪♪ Until the whole world sings ♪

♪ The love you give will grow ♪♪ Until the whole world sings ♪♪ If you believe enough ♪

♪ Until the whole world sings ♪♪ If you believe enough ♪♪ If you believe enough ♪

♪ If you believe ♪

♪ If you believe enough ♪♪ In someone ♪

♪ In someone ♪♪ Believe the magic ♪

♪ Believe the magic ♪♪ They are trying ♪

♪ They are trying ♪♪ The love you give will grow ♪

♪ The love you give will grow ♪♪ Until the whole world sings ♪

♪ Until the whole world sings ♪♪ If you believe enough ♪

♪ If you believe enough ♪♪ Love has shown us ♪

♪ Love has shown us ♪♪ Time can fly, the nights ♪

♪ Time can fly, the nights ♪♪ Are seldom long enough ♪

♪ Are seldom long enough ♪♪ Or so it seems ♪

♪ Or so it seems ♪♪ But love can also show ♪

♪ But love can also show ♪♪ The world and make the night ♪

♪ The world and make the night ♪♪ An endless home for ♪

♪ An endless home for ♪♪ All your dreams ♪

♪ All your dreams ♪♪ If you believe enough ♪

♪ If you believe enough ♪♪ In someone ♪

♪ In someone ♪♪ Your love will send ♪

♪ Your love will send ♪♪ Their spirit flying ♪

♪ Their spirit flying ♪♪ They might change the future ♪

♪ They might change the future ♪♪ With their newfound wings ♪

♪ With their newfound wings ♪♪ If you believe ♪