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For my records, S-A-N-D-Y?

No, D-I-E, no
Y. I know, I know.

It's supposed to be Sandy
from the beach or Mr.

Sandy-pants, which is
what this guy Billy

Shaw used to call me in school.

Tried to explain to him
that Sandy-pants isn't how

my name's spelled, that
it's spelled Sandy,

like pecan Sandie cookies.

So then he just started calling
me Mr. Pecan Sandies instead.

Bill Shaw.

Anyway.

You seem angry.

I seem angry?

Oh, I think maybe I'm
just a little nervous.

That's not what I'm seeing.

You're furious.

I'm actually quite concerned
you may at any moment

pick up your chair and hit
me in the head with it.

Hit you?

I-- I don't wanna hate
you, Dr. Trabulous.

I know.

Occasionally, I like to use
humor, help put people at ease.

Oh.

Do you know why I'm here?

They said because
of what happened.

I was asked to come
and talk to those

of you who were on the
seventh floor that afternoon.

See how you're holding up.

I'm holding up fine.

What was your relationship
with Kevin Durgan,

Gary Shenley, Janice Habor?

They were all in personnel,
and I'm in tax accounts.

I almost never go to
the seventh floor.

I needed to use the laminator.

And someone had put the
laminator in the closet, which

is, like, two rooms away from
the other side of the hall

where it all went down.

So yeah.

I'm here until Friday.

Why don't we meet each day
this week, talk a little,

see if we can't get to
the bottom of things?

What do you mean?

Shock can be a tricky thing.

Sandy, sometimes our emotional
response to horrific events

can get buried, hidden
from us at first,

only to appear after
some time has passed.

Oh.

OK, but like I said, I
think I feel pretty great.

Great.

I can't believe you said I
was gonna hit you with a chair.

It's a little bit--

I'm sorry.

Oh, it's OK.

No biggie.

Morning.

Good morning.

Nice hat, partner.

I bought it.

Senor Churchill died yesterday.

Oh no!

what happened to
your hamster, Char?

I don't know.

He's got the worst
luck with these pets.

Ah!
Baby.

I know, I know.

All right, champ.

That's enough.

Charlie?

Do you wanna be a
toothless old man?

I think that we should have
someone come and look at this.

Honey, it's not the best time
to be getting a new dishwasher,

OK?

I didn't say that we
had to buy a new one.

I was just-- never mind.

Hey, old man.

Ar, ar, ar, ar.

Thank you.

It's good, huh?

Ready?

Give me the last three
Lisa Krindel cakes again.

In '99 an Andean pink
Louis XIV in marzipan.

15.

Then a German white
cake with a crew

finish and cornelli lace.

And last year, for
her 17th birthday,

she went for a gilded gold leaf.

How the hell does
Safarah Polsky keep

guessing right with this kid?

Give me that picture.

Mhm.

Heading to Brown in the fall,
3.55 GPA out of Brearley.

Wants to be an actress.

Oh, that's right.

She any good?

Justin.

I went to see her
in something where

she played an Irish
woman who falls in love

with an English soldier.

She was pretty good.

Are there any reviews?

No, I don't think so.

It was a school production, so.

The costumes were amazing.

All the women had on,
like, these really blousy

like Emma Thompson-y dresses.

Sugar draperies.

Maybe.

I have to sketch.

Justin.

MAN (ON TV): I'm
sorry, Miss Vera,

but it was necessary for us
to search your compartment.

WOMAN (ON TV): Indeed.

And may I ask what
you expected to find?

MAN (ON TV): A valuable
jewel has been stolen.

A man has been murdered.

They're making a routine
search of the entire carriage

and asking a few questions.

WOMAN (ON TV): Go right ahead.

MAN (ON TV): There's
been a murder committed.

Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes?

Sherlock Holmes and I--

MAN (ON TV): What
about Sherlock Holmes?

MAN (ON TV):
Cross-examining suspects.

MAN (ON TV): Suspects?

BOY: Could you repeat--

Nuh-vah-duh.

Nevada.

Carson City?

Carson City is correct.

Anita?

How we doing?

Pretty good.

He's 0 for 3 so
far, but they just

switched to state capitals.

MAN: Cal-if-for-nya.

California.

I have a meeting with McDougal
execs for lunch tomorrow.

So soon?
That's great.

Yeah, it's really great.

Let's not get
ahead of ourselves.

MAN: California.
- I just said it was a meeting.

In
GIRL: Sacramento.

Sacramento is correct.

It's not like they're my
dream clients or anything.

I know.

Whatever happens, we'll be fine.

Time for sudden death.

Charlie?

- Come on, Charlie Brown!
- Casey--

Jesus.

Hey.

Sorry, hi.

You must be excited for
the end of summer school.

Probably as much
as some of the kids.

Charlie Burbage.

Massachusetts.

Massachusetts.

I know he knows Boston.

10 Seconds, Charlie.

9, 8, 7-- congratulations
to Mrs. Palmer's team.

[applause]

Quite a temper.

He's just so hard on himself.

MAN: Reminder, next week in
the Marmelstein Auditorium,

we will be presenting
Guys and Dolls by Frank--

Nice to see you both again.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

How was work?

Fine.

How was racquetball?

Great.

Poppy says hello.

That's nice.

Saw Doren Krasniy.

Hm, what's Doren
up to these days?

Well, he just got
that new jaguar.

That must have been
distressing for you.

You can't imagine the
thoughts I was having.

I can imagine.

So the present's on
Thursday, isn't it?

You know exactly when
the present is, Dan.

Hey.

What is that?

It's that hydrating gel
Lester was talking about.

It's blue.

How do you feel?

Until I get this
job, it doesn't really

matter how I feel.

Yeah, well, you're
gonna get it this time.

And once you take Krindel away
from that cunt, Safarah Polsky,

that's it.

It's all exponential from there.

We'll see.

Tight.

Ritz Plaza, Trump Tower.

Now it's about $40
for every 20 minutes.

It's these Irish drivers.

All the drivers are Irish now.

Thank you.

He's a goddamn homo.

Did you know the
world's largest shopping

mall is in Minneapolis?

No.

The Mall of the Americas.

I wonder if Vijay has been.

I'm sure he must
have been there.

I rain in to Debbie today.

She's auditioning for the
new Gillian Leopard's play.

Honey, can you turn the
faucet all the way off.

We need a date night.

How long as it been
since we made love?

I don't know.

22 days.

Really?

God knows how long
since you fucked me.

You know I don't
like that kind of talk.

What are you
gonna do about it?

Come here.

[creaking]

What was that?

I think it was the bed.

Sorry.

I thought I heard a knocking.

It's been quite a year.

It was filled with
challenges and dangers,

filled with questions.

I have implored the
governor of this state,

we must not respond
with panic, sir.

I will not permit my
constituents to live in fear.

So far, unfortunately, it
seems like the governor

hasn't been listening.

OK, any other questions?

Yes, Lou.

Councilman Blenick,
do you foresee a day

when corporate fat cats
and millionaire gun nuts

stop running Washington
into the ground

so that Democrat people of
all religious and creeds

can have their say?

That's a great question, Lou.

That's a great question.

What Rhonda and I have been
fighting for, you know.

Did you guys meet Rhonda?

This is my wife Rhonda, OK?

Don't be shy.

I'm sorry!

Must have been
a Republican, hm?

What the hell is this?

Try it.

Unit 2 sitting tight.

How's your ice cream?

Did I tell you who
has a great ass?

That girl in the supermarket.

Blond hair, lovely teeth.

What an ass.

Oh, gorgeous.

Hey!

Does this belong to you?

What?

I asked you whether
this belongs to you.

Does this belong to you?

Satish.

Get lost!

Fuck you, Apu.

Satish, Satish.

Come on.

I have to say, last night
I was thinking a little bit

about Kevin Durgan.

Oh?

I did actually know
him a little bit.

He knew a guy at Ticketmaster.

So one time, I asked
him if he could

get me some Billy Joel tickets.

He couldn't get them.

I clearly remember
talking to him.

What do you think made you
remember this Kevin person?

He was one of the people
you were asking about.

Ah yes, Kevin Durgan.

He used to wear
turtlenecks a lot.

I really remember that.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Or a girlfriend, Sandy?

I have a girlfriend.

We're actually doing a little
temporary separation thing,

but yeah, girlfriend.

Tell me about the separation?

Well, it's been
5 and 1/2 weeks.

And it's been hard,
but I can't believe

I'm actually saying
this, it's also

been good in a bunch of ways.

How so?

Well, I feel like I've been
sort of getting a chance to get

to know myself a little better.

That's always rewarding.

Yeah, it's great.

Sorry, 48 days off sugar, so--

Are you in recovery?

Oh, definitely.

I was a big time--

I mean, I am a big
time sugar addict.

You never stop being
a sugar addict.

So I try to go to
meetings everyday and--

That must give you lonely
and hopeless feeling, having

to go there on a daily basis?

I'm not lonely.

I've been getting a
lot out of my meetings.

They've really
helped me get through

with this stuff with Efrat.

Efrat?

Is that the little man that
lives inside your head?

The what?

Oh, the joking thing again.

It's-- yeah, no.

Efrat is the woman
I've been living with.

Spell it.

E-F-R-AT.

Efrat.

It's Hebrew for
something about flowers,

or the wind, or something.

Windy flower.

So we talked a
bit on the phone.

That's right.

We're going to be
married 35 years.

And we've been
thinking that we might

want to do something special
with some of our friends.

OK.

Let's have a look.

Pretty.

And these are?

That's part of
the Elysium line.

Beautiful.

And how much are these?

It depends.

Design, frosting,
sugars, and garnishes

are all price factors.

We begin basically 1,800,
standard weight fill and

feature start at $14 a slice.

Really?

And that wouldn't be
for anything higher end,

like an Elysium.

It would be for a blank
cake, what we sometimes

refer to as a naked pastry.

And you don't have
something simpler?

Vanilla cake with
chocolate frosting?

Wechsler.

You know, I'm realizing we may
not be able to help contribute

to your upcoming event.

I'm really sorry if we've
been confusing in any way.

Congratulations on
your anniversary.

It was really nice to meet you.

Congratulations.

I don't know what happened.

Ginny Myers said they had two
lots on Little Dix Bay and bids

on two more.

Come on, Clayton.

We're three days away from
the biggest high profile

present of the season.

I'm sorry.

You think Safarah Polsky's
gonna present a ganache?

That's what I'm hearing,
opalescent ganache.--

[ringtone plays]

Strange.

Yes?

Ganache.

Ginny, what is the deal?

Wechsler and Agnes Whitehead?

I mean, please.

If you wanted to
sabotage my career,

why don't you just tell me
and give me a fighting chance?

I gotta go to
Kevin's theater think

tonight, so we'll
conference in the morning.

MAN (ON TV): I'm
taking you in Lee.

We're gonna settle up.

[gunshot]

[scream]

MAN (ON TV): Not a chance.

MAN (ON TV): [inaudible]
tell the whole truth.

MAN (ON TV): Or what?

MAN (ON TV): I'm only
gonna tell you once more.

MAN (ON TV): Wait
a minute, Doctor.

MAN (ON TV): You put that
glass on top of your head.

MAN (ON TV): But what
are you gonna do then?

MAN (ON TV): Just put
it up on your head.

I'll show you.

MAN (ON TV): That's
the whole story.

All of it.

MAN (ON TV): It was in
front of me for years, Owen.

MAN (ON TV): Come on out, or do
I have to come in and get you?

You think I
should a hair piece?

No.

Don't be stupid.

Disgusting.

Hey, Paul Shaffer,
Paul Shaffer.

Can I help you?

I'm here to see Kevin.

He'll be out in a minute.

Oh, actually, I'm in
a little bit of a hurry.

I'm Emme Keeler.
I just wanna--

I just wanna poke my
head in for a second.

It's best if
people wait out here.

Tony, we'd best--

Mr. Kushner, how are you, sir?

Hey, Tony.

What's your name?

Elvis Cedeno.

Seh-den-yo.

So what happened?

- You are so beautiful.
- David!

All right.
It went well.

I mean, I think they
liked me. they said

they're gonna us know tomorrow.

Oh my God, that is so great.

All right.

Don't you get ahead
of yourself, OK?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Save it.

I hope you get this account.

Dr. Lowinger wants Charlie
to start coming three times

a week.

What?

I thought he was supposed
to be doing better.

He is.

He's doing a lot better.

Everything's
helping-- the therapy,

the tutoring, the
[inaudible], it's all helping.

I think he's doing a lot better.

No, he is, definitely.

He just needs a little more.

You're right.

Of course.

We'll keep doing
whatever it takes.

I still think you're beautiful.

I should check on him.

CHARLIE: Knock, knock!

ALLISON: What's that smell?

CHARLIE: You have to knock!

ALLISON: Don't shout.

What are you doing at your desk?

CHARLIE: None of your business.

ALLISON: Charlie.

He's been lighting those
fucking soldiers on fire again.

There's burnt plastic
all over his desk.

I don't know how many times
we have to tell him something.

I really don't.

Bye, little lady.

Hurry, hurry.

That's better.

Bye-bye.

Bang, bang, bang,
bang, bang, bang, bang!

You got me, partner.

Let me see your gun.
Let me see your gun.

Please, please.
Let me hold it!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Let's go to work.

TRABULOUS: Are your
parents still alive?

My parents?

Yeah, my dad's retired.

My mom's alive.

Has your mother been
a source of support

during your breakup with Efrat?

The temporary
separation, you mean.

Right.

Like I said, she's great, and
she just wants me to be happy.

I mean, she's a royal
pain in the neck, but--

Why do you think she
smothers you like that?

I wouldn't call it smothers.

She just loves me a lot
and worries sometimes.

And when she's
worrying and treating

you like a little
baby, do you sometimes

think about hitting her?

This is another one of your--

You never felt like
giving her a good kick

or shoving her hard
into the ground?

You're serious, aren't you?

It's OK if you
think you haven't.

Well, I haven't.

OK, that's fine.

I want what's best
for you, Sandy.

So I'm telling you what I see.

What do you think you see?

What do you think you see?

I see a man
beginning to buckle

under the weight of his own
rage and disappointment.

Wow.

Either I'm in some
serious denial about that,

or you're pulling my leg again.

I'm sorry.

Oh, Jesus!

Cut that out.

No, I thought for
certain you were on to me.

I'm starting to think
maybe you're the one

that needs the therapy here.

You're Judy
Burman, aren't you?

Jerry Binder.

We went to Evi Emanuel
together, remember?

You-- you used to let
me copy your homework

in human histories.

Well, hello.

Nice-- nice to see you.

I gotta have my chocolate
to get me through the day.

Yeah, I-- I saw you the
other day, and I said

"Is that you Judy Burman?"

Hillerman now.

Of course.

Well, you look wonderful.

You do remember me, don't you?

Of course, Jerry Binder.

I don't remember letting you
cheat on homework, however.

That was a long time ago.

Is that yours?

I'm a bicycle thief.

It's how I make my living.

Listen, I was gonna sit
down and have some lunch,

and if you'd care to join me.

Thank you.

I've eaten already.

Keep me company, then.

Well, I may have
a minute or two.

Great.

Chinese, Chinese.

Do You know how many
Chinese restaurants

there are in Manhattan?

No.

2,100.

How many Italian restaurants
do you think there are?

More than Chinese or
less than Chinese?

I think less.

Dolores.

2,100 Chinese restaurants.

So what?

So nothing.

It's a lot of restaurants.

There's a lot of Chinese!

Summertime.

So you've been out in
Arizona all this time?

No, I moved there from South
Carolina after Stella died.

And before that, we lived in
Tampa for years and years.

Before that, Europe, Italy.

You lived in Italy?

Have you been?

No.

Aw, you should go.

[speaking italian]

It's never too late.

Anyway, now I'm back
in Coney Island.

I have a beautiful place over by
the water, Verrazano Terraces.

Of course, very fancy.

Are you still drawing those
sketches of trees and flowers?

No, not really.

That's a shame.

You were very good.

Well, I should be going.

- Did I say something wrong?
- No, no.

I should be going.
- Oh.

Well, look.

It's been a pleasure, and I
hope to see you again sometime.

Thank you.

What was so funny the other day?

When?

At the meeting.

Why we were laughing?

I don't know.

Something must have struck me.

I see.

[buzz]

Yes?

WOMAN (ON PHONE): Emme,
that was the Birdhouse.

Safarah just arrived.

She's sitting by the window
in the third dining room.

Right.

Can you just do that
like a normal person?

Safarah, Hi.

Emme Keeler.

I thought this was
my favorite cucina.

Would you join me?

No, I don't wanna interrupt.

Isabel has to run.

You can keep me company.

No problem.

Maybe I can just get the
waiter to wrap this up.

Hm?

Nothing.

I didn't see you.

I was eating with Royston.

I didn't even see Royston.

We were in the back.

Ah.

So will you have some of this?

I will never finish.

No, no.

I just wanted to say hello.

Hello, Emme.

Hello, Safarah.

Oh, I've been wanting
to call you, actually,

to task about Portofino.

Oh, when are you going?

At the end of September.

Oh, that's fabulous.

You will have the entire
town to yourselves.

Are you staying
at the Splendido?

No, no.

At the Nationale.

Must be in the
downtown area somewhere.

So Danny's still running around
playing tennis all day long?

Racquetball No, not really.

He's consulting at
Williams and Hilliard.

Oh, I didn't know
that was for sure.

- It's just about for sure.
- That's wonderful.

Congratulate him.

Well, but you know who
I ran into the other day?

Gladys Phelps.

Oh no.

Is she still making those
ridiculous celebrity cakes?

Jude Law is her
big seller right now.

Oh yes, I'm sure he is.

She's gonna be at
the Krindels' tomorrow.

Mhm.

I heard you're
presenting a ganache.

You're being very
dramatic today, Emme.

It's giving me goosebumps.

I know.

What a business.

After everything that's
happened, I cannot believe that

nothing has changed, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know.

Do you ever think of
doing something else?

Do you?

I've always wanted
to study penguins.

Penguins?

You know, I actually went
to Antarctica four years ago

to watch them migrate?

Did I ever tell you about that?

No.

Well, it's amazing, really.

Yes, every spring the ice
melts, and these penguins,

they try to make it over to dry
land so that they can breed.

They have to ride these
huge waves to make

it up to the cliff ledges.

But there are thousands
and thousands of birds that

and there are only
so many spaces.

So after a while, most of
them just get tired and drown.

And the walruses, they
just wait for them

at the bottom of the rocks.

That sounds like a
depressing field of study.

Yes, it does, doesn't it?

So what do you think
about a ganache?

I think it's the
perfect time of the year

for white chocolate.

Well, we shall see.

Yes.

[beeping]

Hey, officer, officer,
officer, please.

I'm going inside.

Just be a minute.

That's about all it will
take me to finish this ticket.

Come on, officer.

I have a [inaudible]
very important to pick up

for the boss.

Well, I'm sure you do.

Are you here for
General Ganjee.

- Yes.
- One moment.

They were hiding behind some
couch cushions in the back.

And that's the
history of the bikini.

It looks like your
friend's coming,

so why don't you
hop in there and get

that vehicle out of here?
- Thank you.

I was just gonna
do that, officer.

Bye, Avi.

Bye-bye, Shirley.

Lovely talking to you.
- Come on.

Let's go.
- Got her down to $40.

- Yeah, let's go.
- Got the specs?

Yes, I got the specs.
Let's go!

Do you have a cigarette?

No, I quit.

Hey, how was your audition?

I got it.

Congratulations, Deb!

That's amazing.

Thanks.

You jerk.

When were you gonna tell me?

I'm sorry.

It was just such a
great part for you.

Oh, please.

There'll be plenty of others.

David and I were just talking
about me auditioning again.

I hope so, Al.

We've really needed the extra
insurance lately for Charlie,

so it turns out
that my teaching's

been a really good thing.

How-- how is Charlie?

He's all right.

Actually, he's been kind of
a pain in the ass lately.

Well, it looks like
you lost a little weight.

That's what David was saying.

I don't know where
that comes from.

David and I have
always been thin.

Well, sometimes
it just happens.

I don't know.

I shouldn't have said he
was a pain in the ass.

That's terrible.

No, it's not.

It's-- it's a difficult age.

I can't believe that none
of these mothers smoke.

What is going on over there?

Shit.

Charlie!

Charlie, what are you doing?

What did we say about hitting?

No hitting.

That's right.

No hitting!

My lightsaber!

MAN (ON TV): Dynamite?

So no smoking, or
open fires, or radio

transmission within 100 feet.

MAN (ON TV): A goat
full of dynamite?

MAN (ON TV): Mhm,
and lots of it.

He has always had
a good appetite.

MAN (ON TV): Safest thing's
just not jostling him.

[inaudible]

MAN (ON TV): Well, one
wrong move and everything

goes blooey.

MAN (ON TV): Is there
anything more we can do?

WOMAN (ON TV): Anything,
anything at all?

MAN (ON TV): Well, to
prevent any chain reaction,

we could stop our blasts.

WOMAN (ON TV): Eating dynamite.

MAN (ON TV): Now, ain't
that the way it always is?

First time he comes
up town he figures

he's got to do everything.

- Hey.
- You have to knock!

You can't--

What did we say about hitting?

No hitting.

That's right!

No hitting.

You better watch it, Mister.

Because someday,
somebody bigger might

decide they wanna hit you.

Now, would you like that?

CHARLIE: Yes.

DAVID: All right, darling.

I am not angry.

Please stop crying.

That went great.

- So tell me what happened.
- We didn't get it.

That's what happened.

Did they say why?

No.

They didn't say.

I don't know.

[sobbing]

Charlie, stop crying!

I can't believe it.

I just cannot believe it.

[sobbing]

Charlie, shut up,
shut up, shut up!

[wheezing]

Honey, do you
have your inhaler?

Shit.

Sweetheart,
where's your inhaler?

Where's your inhaler?

Charlie, it's OK.
Where is your--

Where is it?
Is it in your bag?

Are there extras
in the bathroom?

I don't know.

Did you find it?

No, I can't find it.

[wheezing]

DAVID: Got it.

OK, here we go.

Here you go, baby.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We have it right here.

Take a breath.

Slow.

Slow.

One more, one more.

It's OK.
That's it.

We're right here.

We're right here.

OK, OK.

Quiet.

Don't.

Please, don't hurt me, Gorgon.

You can cry, but
I'll still kill you.

I'll slash you with
my venom claws.

Oh no, not the venom claws.

That's right.

The poisonous venom claw!

Let me go.

I promise I won't tell anyone
about your real identity.

I don't care that you're crying.

I will open up your
neck and make you

pay for your foolish mistake!

Now I will take you
to my lair and chop

you up and then eat you.

WOMAN (ON PA): Nurse Rose,
please report to room 406

immediately.

Judy, oh thank God

For you.

Thank you.

Think It's a little stuffy?

Oh, you wanna go for a walk?

No.

Sit.

How are you, dearest?

How is Henry?

Fine.

Henry's the same.

Henry is the same?

Sorry to hear that.

[laughter]

And Rachel is well.

They're still happy being
way out in California?

I spoke to her this morning.

Andrew just had
his 11th birthday.

Didn't he just
have a birthday?

Everything's just racing by.

How's Henry?

Henry is fine.

I was listening to
the radio this morning.

And General Eisenhower
said that he

thinks the war is almost over.

I wonder if that means my
Oscar will be coming home soon.

I hope so.

I hope so.

Sorry.

Hey, hello.

Hi.

Hi.

How are you today?

Good.

And you?

Not bad, not bad.

Sorry.

Oh.

Here.

If I could just--

You made it out alive.

Barely.

What's he, a wacko?

You seem nervous.

I'm not.

Good.

Your folks still
live in Connecticut?

Yeah.

Do they come to
visit you often?

I mostly drive up to see them.

They don't really care for
the city and all the crowds.

Especially my dad.

What makes your father so
intolerant of the people who

live here?

I didn't say that.

I never said intolerant.

All right.

Have you talked with your
father about what you've

been going through with Efrat?

Yeah, I've actually tried hard
to keep my folks out of that.

You mentioned she was Jewish?

So?

And your father being
an intolerant bigot--

I just said he
is not intolerant.

I'm sorry.

I thought that's what
I was picking up.

He and Efrat got along great.

Get along.
Get along great.

During the six months
that you've been broken up--

It's only been 5 and
1/2 weeks, Dr. Trabulous.

During this time, have
you had any sexual contact

with one another?

No, but we agreed that
we shouldn't, Doctor, OK?

And that's turned out
to be really beneficial,

in the sense that we haven't
allowed sex to obscure

our attempts at healing.

How has Efrat fraud
herself frustrated

these attempts at healing?

Efrat herself?

She's been a bit
breezy with your feeling.

Breezy?

Insipid, unconcerned.

Geez Louise, you keep
saying these things.

Efrat says things--

Don't say that!

Sorry.

You seem nervous.

I'm just excited.

What are you excited about?

I don't know.

Something.

Definitely something.

That does sound exciting.

[knocking on door]

Hi.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Chocolate delivery.

I was in the neighborhood.

That's great.

Come on in.

Sir, sir, sir, step back.
Step back.

Thank you, ma'am.

I am so sorry to
keep you waiting.

I-- I had to sit in
on a play rehearsal.

The director is from
Greenwich Village,

and I like to keep an eye on it.

I don't want Guys
and Dolls turning

into Oh Calcutta or something.

Uh, you want some coffee?

No.

No, thanks.

How about some
tea, orange pekoe?

I could have Emily
heat up some water.

No, thanks.

So here we are
again, I am sad to say.

Duff you remember Emme Keeler.

Priscilla, hi.

Lisa had to step
out for just a moment.

OK, no, problem.

Hi.

Got something yellow
for us again this year?

Something yellow?

He's confusing you
with someone else.

I'm talking about the yellow
one with the things on it.

That was Safarah Polsky.

She was here earlier.

Remember?

With the ganache we loved.

I don't know that, goddamn it.

I don't know who all these
people are supposed to be.

Go sit down.

That's it.

Here she is.

Hi.

Sorry, I had pee.

That's attractive.

So you're ready?

Yeah, I'm gonna
let you two alone.

Holler if you need me.

I'll be out here
with Prince Charming.

OK.

So, Clayton, you
remember the birthday girl.

Hi, Lisa.

Can you introduce her to
the rest of the gang, please?

Sounds good.

Of course you know Emme.

This is Alexa.

LISA: Hello.

This is Justin.

Hello.

And I'm Clayton,
your cruise director.

Actually, I think I'm
the director, right?

OK?

Can we show Lisa the
first sketch, please?

With pleasure.

No, you're the captain.

Right.

I'm the captain, right.

OK, let's get started.

You know, Vijay was
really funny last night.

What a character.

Disgusting.

Oh, come on.

Hey, back up!

Sir, it will help us greatly
if we can keep this area clear.

We'll be done soon.

In other words, back up!

Thank you.

An idiot.

Near Woodstock.

It's supposed to
be very peaceful.

Smell that?

What?

Fall's coming.

Isn't this lovely?

Beautiful.

I knew you'd like it.

It's Italian.

Very nice.

Oh, listen, thanks again
for the chocolate, Judy.

That was very thoughtful.

You're welcome.

I could just sit here
all day and watch

the waves come and go.

[humming]

PRINCIPAL PEERSAL: This
is a disciplinary report

that was filed this morning
by-- by Mr. Jeffers.

"Friday 9:41 AM, my
second period class

was suddenly interrupted
by some screaming

coming from the playground.

Charlie Burbage had pinned
Hector Garnikian to the ground,

and was forcing dirt and
gravel into his mouth while

calling him a sand monkey.

With the help of Mr. Talbot,
I subdued and separated

the boys from one another.

At this point, I was able to
observe that Garnikian was

bleeding profusely from
his chest, neck, and head,

residing in a
semi-conscious condition.

Mr. Burbage, in contrast,
seemed to the suffering

no ill effects as a
result of the exchange.

He did, however, refuse
to curtail his sand monkey

characterizations, even under
my explicit request for him

to do so.

Sincerely and for your
immediate consideration,

Professor Jonathan Jeffers."

I keep telling him he's
not a real professor, but--

"Sand monkey?"

It's a racial slur.

Hector Garnikian is
an Armenian-American.

Oh my God.

I don't understand.

Why does this keep happening?

How is he?

He's gonna be OK, just
a few stitches and an IV.

How's Charlie?

Charlie?

On, he's in detention.

So this is Juliet.

Juliet.

Yeah, we named this series
after Shakespeare's women.

It's-- it's kind
of a joke, but--

OK, this is Viola, which
is one of my favorites.

It's actually meant
to look like majolica.

It's got something baroque about
it, but I like the drama in it,

you know.

[phone ringing]

Hey.

No, nothing.

No, I'm just looking at cakes.

Some are OK, I guess.

No, I'm not going.

Because I was talking to her,
and then these guys come over

and she starts flirting with
them, and she wouldn't even let

me finish what I was saying.
I don't know.

Just some guys.

I wasn't flirting with them.

She was.

Why, are you jealous?

You guys can keep
going if you want.

No.

Shut up!

I cannot wait to talk
to her about this.

I just would never--

I just would never think that.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

What's that one?

That's the Rosalind.

It looks like it's moving.

Yeah, it does.

It's really beautiful.

Thank you.

And it's easy on the hips.

What do you mean?

Well--

Because the Rosalind is
a very low density cake,

we don't have to use a
lot of processed sugars

to support the design.

Oh, OK.

That just basically
means it's less fattening.

All right.

Keep going.

Sorry.

Well, the cake people are here.

What do you want me
to do, ignore them?

Well--

It's the Ophelia.

LISA: I'm listening to you.

What?
I know.

Well, I am gonna say
something to her,

so you're just gonna
have to deal with it.

All right.
All right.

I'll say I found out.

The Helena.

So what happens now?

He's suspended?

Well, one of the reasons that
Charlie was in summer school

to begin with was
because he had missed

so many days of
the regular school

year because of suspension.

I know.

I'm the one who pays these
tuition checks, remember?

David.

It's actually been the
last two or three years

that have been frustrating.

Six suspensions in 27 months.

Well, at least
he's consistent.

I think we can say
that much is true.

It's getting so you can
set your watch by him.

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

See if he can take a
licking and keep on ticking.

I'm sorry, but you're making
jokes about wristwatches

while our son is-- is lost in--

You're right, you're right.

I'm sorry.

It's not funny.

I don't think this is about
blaming or finding fault.

It's just--

it's difficult. I mean, you
don't blame anyone, do you?

Well, I certainly don't
blame either one of you.

- Oh, God!
- What?

What happened?

Something just
rubbed up against me.

Something just--
- What?

Just rubbed my leg.

Your bag?

Sorry.

How are you two holding up?

We're holding up fine.

Yeah, yeah.

We're fine.

We're both just--

Tired.

We're tired.

Of course.

You must be exhausted.

We all are.

Today, and tomorrow, and
every day, I'm quite certain,

people from every
corner of the earth

look into their mind's eye and
contemplate this very spot.

A billion eyes peering
over distant horizons,

taking note of your great city.

And under the shadow
of those eyes,

and the shade of your
teeming boulevards,

I have often felt myself to be
walking through the very center

of the world.

Big dog is on the move.

Step back please, everybody.

Step back.

Please step back.

Step back please.

Stay back.

I'm telling you, stay back!

I don't know!

Life is very short, my friend.

We should all know that by now.

I feel like we're
living with a stranger.

Well, he's our son, Al.

He's not a stranger.

I found a book in
his room yesterday.

It-- it was a book about how
to trap and skin animals.

It was all instructions
and diagrams.

Must have been a schoolbook.

Maybe it's time for
a change of scenery.

What do you mean?

Take a break, get some
time for yourselves.

We're not in the position to
be taking a vacation right now.

I was thinking
more about Charlie.

You mean like send him
to camp or something?

Well, what I
was thinking about

would be a little
different than camp.

What are you thinking?

Look, you seem like
a very nice couple

who are having a hard time.

I'm just trying to think of
ways to make things easier.

Where would he go?

He would go away.

I think I'm confused here.

So am I.

Just a suggestion.

Yeah, well, I don't
know exactly what

it is you're
suggesting, but I don't

think I like the sound of it.
- That's fine.

Perhaps some more
suspensions will solve it.

He's-- he's just going
through a rough time right now.

I mean, he's
gotten a bit spoiled,

but if that's anyone's
fault, it's ours.

OK?

I mean, deep down,
he's a good kid.

He's actually a great kid.

He's actually a selfish,
incorrigible monster

with a heart made out
of shit and splinters.

What?

What was that?

What the hell did you just say?

Let's go, Allison.

You are in serious
trouble, buddy.

Allison, let's go.

Unbelievable.

I'm so sorry, Em.

It felt like a selling point.

And who knows, you know?

I mean, maybe she'll
just look back

and she'll think, I want the
cake that's the lightest,

you know?

I want the one that's
the least calories.

No, what she'll do
is she'll associate

that cake in particular
and our company in general

with her thinking
that she's fat.

But I was saying
just the opposite.

What a business.

Get out.

- What?
- Get out of the car.

You're fired.

You know, maybe it's
things like this that

keep you from winning the big--

Shut the fuck up and get
out of the fucking car,

you fucking faggot,
you fucking cliche!

I'm sorry.

Please, not at all.

[ringtone playing]

Yes.

Oh, hi.

Ah-hah.

OK, great.

I'll tell her.

We got it.

What?

We got her cake.

That was Priscilla Krindel.

Lisa wants the Rosalind!

Oh my God.

Should we maybe
go back for him?

Levin.

Oh, that was his name, Levin.

Can you believe it?

I know a golf pro in
Tempe whose name's Nostril.

- You're teasing.
- It's true.

Allen Nostril.

Ask Lainie.

She'll vouch for me.

Well, I might just--

WOMAN: Hello.

Speak of the devil.

Out here.

Hi!

Lainie, this is Judy Burman.

I mean, sorry.

Judy Hillerman.

Hello.

Hi, honey.

So you knew this big lug all
the way back in high school?

What was he like?
Awful?

Yes.

I'll bet he was.

She doesn't believe
me about Allen.

Allen Nostril,
that's really his name.

We used to play pinochle.

Oh, you're playing my record.

Isn't it beautiful?

Remember, we have to be in
Manhattan in 50 minutes.

I'll be right back.

I can't believe it.

I just-- I can't believe it.

They're really gone.

It's so damn fragile.

Well, sorry about that.

I guess it's all
finally hitting me.

The shock's wearing off,
just like you said it would.

This-- this is what
you were talking about,

isn't it, Dr. Trabulous?

Almost, Sandy, almost.

Well, what are you doing?

I'm trying to help you, Sandy.

You are.

Then all those things
you said about my mom

and dad, Efrat, and the man
that lives inside my head?

Go on.

You really think that's true?

That deep down, I really am
angry and sad and all that?

Yes.

Then that means you really--

do you think I wanna
hit you with the chair?

Yes.

I do.

I think you might be right.

I'm so sorry.

No, you've been
a great help to me.

I'm glad.

I think this driver's
gone kind of a weird way.

God, I really hope Doren
Krasniy's there tonight.

What is this, a Valentino?

Yeah.

Very hot.

Thanks.

How do you feel?

Come on.

You must feel fucking hot.

I am--

I don't think it's hit me yet.

God, this air is
incredible tonight, isn't it?

Honey, are you sure you
don't want some mustard?

God.

This is what I hate about linen.

It's ridiculous.

God.

Hi.

Emme, Dan, oh my God.

I can't believe you showed up.

What's wrong?

You don't know?

No, what happened?

Safarah Polsky committed
suicide this afternoon.

What?

She hanged herself
in her apartment.

What?

It was on Live at 5:00.

I was thinking that you
had seen it already.

Jesus Christ.

I can't-- I can't believe it.

Can I use your bathroom?

Of course.

Thanks.

[inaudible]

Hey, how are you?

Can I see some ID, please?

Sure.

Yes.

We saw it together.

Yeah, we loved it.

You loved it.

I don't like it.

You don't like
Laurence Fishburne?

He's arrogant and
he talks very slowly.

I did it with her, you know?

Dolores, that girl
from the supermarket.

Yeah?

You know, I went
to the supermarket

to buy some waffles
for the kids.

And then she had a
break, so she asked me

if I would come with her
to the back of the store

and smoke a cigarette.

She's really funny, you know?

Really funny.

I've never done
that before, never.

I've never cheated on Sucheta.

I've never been with another
woman except Sucheta.

But she was great.

She-- she-- she had a
great sense of humor.

This is it.

Sorry.

Here, go on.

You're sure?

Yeah, go.

I'll be right there.

OK.

But never again.

Absolutely never again.

I forgot to bring
back the waffles.

WOMAN: Hey, kids, it's
time for the pony ride!

(SINGING): Your love is
better than ice cream,

better than anything
else that I've tried.

Your love is better
than ice cream.

Everyone here
knows how to fight.

It's a long way down.

It's a long way down.

It's a long way down to the
place where we started from.

Doo-doo-do-doo.

It's under the sink.

I love this muscle.

Did it just get chilly in here?

You want a blanket?

Please.

DAVID: Red one OK?

ALLISON: Red one's perfect.

You know, maybe we should go
and see that new one of his.

Hm?

That new Laurence
Fishburne film.

So let's go and see that film.

What do you say?

OK?

WOMAN (ON TV): And that's
just one of the things that

has changed for so many of us.

MAN (ON TV): Thank
you for that, Nora.

Norman McDonald reporting in
front of engine company 44

in Crown Heights.

And so I'm looking at the
clock here on the studio wall,

and seeing that we are coming
up on that fateful hour,

8:46 AM, Eastern Standard Time.

It may not escape many
of you watching at home,

but it's a clear and
beautiful September

morning in New York City,
just as it was one year ago.

Thanks, Reza.

Thanks.

Good morning.

[bells ringing]

Sir, Mister,
are you all right?

Hey.

Hey.

What?

Are you OK?

I think I'm lost.

[MUSIC - THE WRENS, "THIS IS NOT
WHAT YOU HAD PLANNED"]

[MUSIC - NEIL FINN, "DRIVING ME
MAD"]