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♪ WELL, I'M NOT THE KIND
TO KISS AND TELL ♪

♪ BUT I'VE BEEN SEEN
WITH FARRAH ♪

♪ I'VE NEVER BEEN
WITH ANYTHING LESS ♪

♪ THAN A NINE
SO FINE ♪

♪ I'VE BEEN ON FIRE
WITH SALLY FIELD ♪

♪ GONE FAST
WITH A GIRL NAMED BO ♪

♪ BUT SOMEHOW THEY JUST
DON'T END UP AS MINE ♪

♪ IT'S A DEATH-DEFYIN' LIFE
I LEAD ♪

♪ I TAKE MY CHANCES ♪

♪ I DIE FOR A LIVIN'
IN THE MOVIES AND TV ♪

[ Siren Wailing ]

♪ BUT THE HARDEST THING
I EVER DO ♪

♪ IS WATCH MY LEADING LADIES ♪

♪ KISS SOME OTHER GUY
WHILE I'M BANDAGIN' MY KNEE ♪

♪ I MIGHT FALL
FROM A TALL BUILDIN' ♪

♪ I MIGHT ROLL
A BRAND-NEW CAR ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M
THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN ♪

♪ THAT MADE REDFORD
SUCH A STAR ♪

♪ [ Women Vocalizing ]

♪ I'VE NEVER SPENT
MUCH TIME IN SCHOOL ♪

♪ BUT I'VE TAUGHT
LADIES PLENTY ♪

♪ IT'S TRUE I HIRE
MY BODY OUT FOR PAY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ I'VE GOTTEN BURNED
OVER CHERYL TIEGS ♪

♪ BLOWN UP FOR RAQUEL WELCH ♪

♪ BUT WHEN I WIND UP
IN THE HAY, IT'S ONLY HAY ♪

♪ HEY, HEY ♪

♪ I MIGHT JUMP
AN OPEN DRAWBRIDGE ♪

♪ OR TARZAN FROM A VINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M
THE UNKNOWN STUNTMAN ♪

♪ THAT MAKES EASTWOOD
LOOK SO FINE ♪

[ Colt Narrating ]
THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF
AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.

I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM,
BUT YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.

YOU'VE CHEERED FOR HIM
AND CRIED FOR HIM,

WOMEN HAVE WANTED
TO DIE FOR HIM.

BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY CREDIT?
OR THE GIRL? NO.

HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.

AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN'
SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS--

WELL, BECAUSE IT'S ME,
COLT SEAVERS.

ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK
ISN'T WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.

SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW
A GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.

WELL, ONE WAY
IS TO WAIT BY THE PHONE...

AND WAIT... AND WAIT.

THE OTHER IS TO TAKE
AN OCCASIONAL JOB
FOR THE COURT SYSTEM...

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

WHERE A MAN IS
CONSIDERED INNOCENT
UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES A LOT
OF THESE PEOPLE...

GET OUT OF JAIL
ON WHAT WE CALL BAIL.

AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.

THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.
I SOMETIMES PICK UP RENT MONEY
TRYIN' TO FIND THEM...

AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.

ONCE IN A WHILE,
I GET A CHANCE TO DO NOTHIN'
WITH ALL MY BUDDIES.

HEY, TOM! HEY, WELCOME.
HOW YOU DOIN', ALL RIGHT?

OKAY? EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

HYAH! HYAH!

HYAH!

LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEOPLE,
COLT. GEE, THIS IS EXCITING.
YEAH, I KNOW, KID.

REMEMBER, THE KEY IS
TO PACE YOURSELF.
YOU DON'T WANNA PEAK TOO SOON.

WE GOT TWO DAYS
OF NONSTOP PARTYIN'.
YEAH.

YEAH. HYAH! HYAH!

WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE OLD WELLS FARGO MAN HIMSELF.
[ Horse Whinnies ]

TAKE IT IN.
HI, STAN.

HERE WE ARE.

WOW.
WELL, JODY,
HOW WAS THE RIDE?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS
I GET SOME FEELIN' BACK.
COME ON OUT, BIG JACK.

THANKS, HOWIE.

OH, BOY.
I'LL NEVER SIT AGAIN.

COLT, THE NEXT TIME YOU SAY
WE'RE TRAVELING BY COACH,

I'D LIKE TO SEE
THE TICKET FIRST.

I'LL SAY ONE THING,
YOU STILL KNOW HOW
TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.

HELLO, GUS. HOW ARE YOU?
FINE. GOOD TO SEE YOU, COLT.

YOU KNOW JODY AND HOWIE.
SURE.

THIS IS SAMANTHA JACK,
FRIEND OF OURS,

WANTED TO COME ALONG
FOR A FEW DAYS OF SUN AND FUN.

COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
YOU HAVE NO WORRIES AT ALL.
THIS IS A FUN-LOVIN' GROUP.

SURE LOOKS LIKE
YOU GOT A GOOD TURNOUT.

YEAH, WE GOT ALL
THE BIG NAMES, ALL EXCEPT
FOR CHARLIE HEFFERTON.

OH, NO, CHARLIE--
CHARLIE SAID SHE'D BE HERE.
YOU CAN BET SHE'LL SHOW UP.

- CHARLIE'S A SHE?
- BEST STUNTWOMAN
IN THE BUSINESS.

YEAH, I REMEMBER
WHEN YOU AND CHARLIE
USED TO WORK TOGETHER.

YOU WERE A REAL
PAIR TO DRAW TO.

- WELL, SHE HAD THAT
SPECIAL FLAIR, ALL RIGHT.
- COLT, LOOK AT THAT.

[ Woman ]
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

COLT, I THINK
YOU'VE BEEN JUST UPSTAGED.
WATCH IT.

COLT, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS?

THAT'S CHARLIE.

SHOULDN'T WE GIVE HER
SOME ROOM?

NO NEED TO.
SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOIN'.

[ No Audible Dialogue ]

[ Woman ]
YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

WHOO!

WHOO!

COLT!
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
CHARLIE.

HOW ARE YOU? OH.

SORRY TO STEAL YOUR THUNDER,
BUT YOU KNOW ME.

WHERE THERE'S A STAGE,
I'LL DO A SHOW.
I KNOW, I KNOW.

OH! THAT WAS WONDERFUL.

GREAT JUMP, CHARLIE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
[ Big Jack ] GOOD JOB.

HEY, COME ON.
LET'S GET YOU GUYS SETTLED.

SEE YOU LATER.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR AN ENCORE?

STICK AROUND, BIG FELLA,
AND YOU'LL FIND OUT.
HI, GARY!

HEY, CHARLIE.
COME OVER AND SAY HELLO.
YEAH, JUST A SECOND.

COLT, I'VE GOT
ABOUT A MILLION PEOPLE
I'VE GOTTA SAY HELLO TO.

I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET MY BROTHER.
WHERE YOU GONNA BE LATER?

- THAT DEPENDS ON LADY LUCK.
- WELL, FINE.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CASINO.

NOPE, I'LL BE HAVIN'
A COLD BEER BY THE POOL
AND SEE WHO LADY LUCK BRINGS ME.

OH. WELL, IF YOU'RE REAL LUCKY,
SHE'LL BRING YOU ME.

AH.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Nickers ]
NOT BAD, COLT.
NOT BAD AT ALL.

YEAH, IT'S A GREAT TEAM
OF HORSES. TAKE CARE
OF 'EM, WILL YA?

I WAS TALKIN' ABOUT THE GIRL.
I WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOU.

WAIT A MINUTE, KID.
YOU TRUST ME, DON'T YA?

WELL, YEAH, SURE, BUT--
LET ME GIVE YOU ADVICE
THAT DAVE ROBINSON GAVE TO ME.

HE SAID, "'TIS A WISE MAN
THAT WOULDN'T TRADE A WORLD
FILLED WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN...

FOR A TEAM
OF DEPENDABLE HORSES."

I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH
TO BE WISE.

UH, DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D BUY THAT.

OH, GREAT.

SHE LIKES ME.
[ Nickers ]

♪ [ Country ]

[ Man ]
GOT EIGHT, SKATE AND DONATE.
LET'S GO. ROLL 'EM UP.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

HEY, BOSS.
CAN WE TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

I'M STUCK HERE.
YOU BETTER HAVE GOOD NEWS.
WALK OVER HERE.

IT'S GOOD NEWS, ALL RIGHT.
WE LOCATED HEFFERTON.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

HEY, BOSS, HE'S PRETTY SLIPPERY.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
WHERE IS HE?

WELL, THE RENT-A-CAR PLACE
AT THE AIRPORT GAVE HIS ADDRESS
FOR A HOTEL RIGHT HERE.

DID HE HAVE THE MONEY WITH HIM?
WE CHECKED THE ROOM.
IT'S NOT REGISTERED TO HIM.

IT'S REGISTERED
TO SOME STUNTWOMAN
WHO'S ON SOME KIND OF VACATION.

IT FIGURES THAT LITTLE LEECH
WOULD BE LIVIN' OFF SOME BROAD.

YOU JUST GO SIT ON HER.
HE'LL POP UP.

HOW HARD DO YOU WANT US
TO COME DOWN ON HIM?
HOW HARD IS DEAD?

HELLO, LOVELY LADIES.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

DO YOU MAKE
A GOOD PIÑA COLADA?

DO I MAKE
A GOOD PIÑA COLADA?

HONEY, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT THE
BEST PIÑA COLADA MAKER TO COME
OUT OF BREWSTER, PENNSYLVANIA.

COURSE, I'M THE ONLY
PIÑA COLADA MAKER
TO COME OUT OF BREWSTER.

- WE'LL HAVE TWO.
- YOU DON'T HAPPEN
TO MAKE, UH,

DIET PIÑA COLADAS,
DO YOU?

JACK, WE'RE ON VACATION,
REMEMBER?

YOU'RE RIGHT.
MAKE THOSE DOUBLES.

GO FOR IT.
DOUBLES COMIN' UP.

NOW THIS IS WHY
I BECAME A STUNTMAN.

JUST LOOK AT
ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL BODIES.

I FEEL LIKE
A KID IN A CANDY STORE.
EASY, KID.

REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU
ABOUT PEAKIN' TOO SOON.
HOW ARE THE HORSES?

THE HORSES ARE FINE.
THE QUESTION IS
HOW ARE THE WOMEN?

GREAT.
YOU RUB 'EM DOWN?

- THE WOMEN?
- THE HORSES.

I BOUGHT 'EM ALL STEAKS
AND TOOK 'EM TO A SHOW, OKAY?

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
GO THAT FAR.

COLT, IS IT MY IMAGINATION
OR IS THAT GUY
ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE?

OH! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK.

- HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.
- HE DID KNOW THAT AIR BAG
WAS THERE, DIDN'T HE?

COURSE HE DID.
IT'S ONE OF THE NEW ONES
THEY'RE DEMONSTRATIN'.

THAT WAS JUST
A DEMONSTRATION?

MM-HMM.
AND A LITTLE SHOWING OFF.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S
A LITTLE TOO MACHO FOR ME.

THINK I'M GONNA TAKE A SWIM IN
THE DIRECTION OF THAT REDHEAD.

SEE IF SHE LIKES
THE STRONG BUT SENSIBLE TYPE.

MMM. GOOD LUCK.

[ Water Splashes ]

COLT?

HEY, WHAT KEPT YOU?
PULL UP A CHAIR.
I WISH I COULD,

BUT I SPENT SO MUCH TIME
LOOKING FOR MY BROTHER,
I HAVEN'T BEEN TO MY ROOM YET.

HURRY BACK
AND I'LL BUY YOU A BEER.

WHY DON'T YOU
COME TO THE ROOM
AND I'LL BUY YOU A BEER?

- I COULD USE A LITTLE COMPANY.
RIGHT NOW.
- SOMETHING WRONG?

I HOPE NOT. I MEAN,
I DON'T REALLY THINK SO, NO.
IT'S--

WE'VE GOT A LOT
OF CATCHIN' UP TO DO.
WE MIGHT AS WELL START NOW.

THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
I GOTTA GET MY TRUNKS ANYWAY.

OKAY.
[ Exhales ]

DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE LEAVING PARADISE.
OH, TEMPORARILY.

HEY, DON'T FORGET.
YOU PROMISED TO TAKE
YOUR NEW STUNT GIRL TO LUNCH.

WHO'S THAT?
ME.

DON'T WORRY.
I'LL HAVE HIM BACK BY THEN.
SHORTLY.

YOU KNOW, GUS WAS RIGHT.
THEY DO MAKE A GOOD TEAM.

OH, JODY!

I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW GOOD IT IS TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME,
HASN'T IT?

IT MAKES FOR
A BETTER REUNION.
TRUE.

[ Snaps Fingers ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

FORGOT TO STOP BY THE DESK
TO SEE IF MY BROTHER
LEFT ME A MESSAGE.

I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA
MEET YOU HERE.
SO DID I, BUT HE NEVER SHOWED.

MESSAGES FOR 516, PLEASE.

YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM?

OH, A LITTLE.

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
HE'S MY KID BROTHER
AND, UH, HE LIVES IN PHOENIX.

I'M NOT SO SURE
THAT ALL HIS BUSINESS DEALINGS
ARE ENTIRELY ABOVEBOARD.

WELL, THAT HAPPENS IN THIS TOWN.
IS HE A GAMBLER?

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE IS.
I WAS HOPING WE WERE GOING TO
HAVE A TALK ABOUT THAT.

[ Whispers ]
CHARLIE!

MEL, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO MEET ME AN HOUR AGO.
SOMETHING CAME UP.

COLT?

COLT SEAVERS,
THIS IS MY BROTHER MEL.

HEY. HOW YOU DOIN', MEL?
FINE.

I'LL GRAB A BEER.
BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
SURE.

WHAT IS GOING ON?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[ Exhales ] NOT EXACTLY.

DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH?
IT'S IMPORTANT.

- WHY?
- I-- CHARLIE, I--

YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T ASK YOU
IF I WASN'T DESPERATE.

MEL, DO YOU WANT TO
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT
OR SOMETHING?

I CAN'T EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW.
WILL YOU JUST GIVE ME THE MONEY?

SCUSE ME. HOPE I'M NOT
INTERRUPTING ANYTHING.

NO, HONEY. IT'S OKAY.
HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU NEED?

GUESS A WHOLE LOT MORE
THAN YOU'RE CARRYIN', CHARLIE.

UH, HI, FELLAS.
CAN WE HELP YOU?

BUTT OUT.
[ Colt ]
THAT'S ONE.

MEL, LANCE ROSS
WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU.

ME? I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.

I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY
NAMED LANCE ROSS.
WE'LL INTRODUCE YOU.

HEY, FELLAS.
WAIT A MINUTE. IF THIS LANCE
WANTS TO TALK TO MEL,

WHY DOESN'T HE COME OVER
AND HAVE A DRINK?

I'LL GIVE YOU 200,000 REASONS.

I GUESS WE'D BETTER ORDER
SOME DRINKS, BECAUSE THAT'S
GONNA TAKE SOME TIME.

A REAL COMEDIAN, HUH?
[ Colt ]
THAT'S TWO.

- LET'S GO, JUNIOR.
- HANDS OFF MY BROTHER.

YOU JUST BOUGHT IT, PAL.
[ Charlie ]
HEY!

DAMN GOOD.

♪ [ Country, Indistinct ]

I FEEL GUILTY ALL OVER.
I'M SORRY.

GUILTY? WHY?
THAT THIS HAD TO HAPPEN, THAT
YOU HAD TO GET INVOLVED IN IT.

INVOLVED IN WHAT?
IN MY BROTHER'S LIFE.
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHY I AM.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO
STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT ANYMORE.

I JUST PROMISED
MY PARENTS I'D TRY.

WAIT. WHERE YOU GOIN'?
AFTER MEL.
HE MAY BE A FOOL,

BUT HE'S THE ONLY BROTHER
I'VE GOT.

YOU EVER STOP TO THINK
YOU MAY BE GETTIN' IN
OVER YOUR HEAD ON THIS ONE?

I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
MAYBE. AND MAYBE NOT.

YOU'RE GONNA STAY IN YOUR ROOM
UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO THOSE GUYS
ARE AND WHAT'S GOIN' ON.

I'M GOIN' WITH YOU.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
AND IF YOU GIVE ME ANY MOUTH,

I'M GONNA PUT A FRIEND OF MINE
OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
TO MAKE SURE YOU STAY PUT.

OKAY?
OKAY.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU GUYS LET HIM
SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS.

HE GOT HELP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
FROM WHO?

FROM HIS SISTER
AND THIS OTHER GUY.

I'M UP TO HERE WITH ALIBIS
FROM YOU TWO, ALL RIGHT?
I WANNA GET BACK TO THE HOTEL.

THERE'S A GUY OVER THERE,
OWES ME $200,000.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES.
I WANT IT BACK FROM HIM.

NOW LET'S GO.

[ Screaming ]

[ Shouts ]
THAT WAS GREAT.
YOU GOTTA TRY IT.

UH-UH. I GET DIZZY
IN HIGH HEELS.

THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GONNA
GET ME OFF THE GROUND
IS WITH ONE OF THESE.

[ Man Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling, Shouting ]

GOSH. BOY, YOU FELLAS HAVE
GOTTA BE BUBBLE UP TO PLUMB
TO DO THAT.

HEY. DON'T KNOCK IT
UNLESS YOU'VE TRIED IT,
BIG JACK.

OH, HI, COLT.
WHAT HAPPENED TO LUNCH?

OH, SOMETHING CAME UP.

THAT'S THE GUY
WHO WAS IN THE BAR.

RIGHT NOW, I'M LOOKIN' FOR
AN OLD FRIEND NAMED ROSCOE,
WORKS HERE SOMEPLACE.

HMM. BARTENDER'S NAME
IS ROSCOE.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

WHAT'S YOUR POISON?
I'M BUYIN'.

WELL, RIGHT NOW I'M LOOKIN'
FOR INFORMATION,

BUT IT JUST MIGHT BE
UNHEALTHY AT THAT.

COLT, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE.

BUT YOU STAY HERE.
LESS YOU KNOW, THE BETTER.
EXCUSE ME.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE
A FUN CONVENTION
WITH A LOT OF SEXY STUNTMEN.

YOU SURE HE'S NOT
WORKIN' ON A CASE FOR YOU?

MM-HMM. I'M SURE.

HOW MANY OF THESE PIÑA COLADAS
HAVE I HAD?

HOWDY, ROSCOE.
COLT SEAVERS!

HEY, MAN, I'M CLEAN!
YOU GOT-- YOU GOTTA CATCH ME!
[ Shouts ]

[ Grunts, Sputters ]
MAN, I HAVEN'T DONE A--
A THING.

I DIDN'T SAY YOU DID.
I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU
A FEW QUESTIONS.

[ Exhales ]
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
I HATE GETTIN' WET.

- WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT A GUY NAMED LANCE ROSS?
- I NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

WELL, COME ON, ROSCOE.

- WHERE WE GOIN'?
- UP ON THE ROOF.

[ Tarzan Yell ]

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
BEIN' A STUNTMAN.

NO, I'M NOT GONNA LOVE
BEIN' A STUNTMAN. WHAT DO YOU
WANNA KNOW ABOUT LANCE?

WHATEVER YOU CAN TELL ME.

WELL, BASICALLY HE'S A--
HE'S A LIGHTWEIGHT,

BUT WORD HAS IT THAT HE GOT TOOK
FOR A COUPLE OF HUNDRED THOUSAND
IN A PHONY REAL ESTATE DEAL.

200,000 DOESN'T EXACTLY
SOUND LIKE A LIGHTWEIGHT.

NO, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT HIM,
NOT THE MONEY.

WHAT'S THE WORD
ON WHO TOOK HIM?

WELL, IT'S A YOUNG,
UH, CON MAN--
ANOTHER LIGHTWEIGHT.

- IS HE LOCAL?
- NO, HE'S FROM PHOENIX.

PHOENIX.
NAME WOULDN'T BE MEL, WOULD IT?

YEAH, THAT'S IT.
THANKS, ROSCOE.

I'D CHANGE UNIFORMS
BEFORE THAT ONE SHRINKS.

NICE TALKIN' TO YOU, COLT.

ALL THAT AND NO DRINK?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT WHAT HE'S UP TO.

YEAH.

HEY. HEY! HEY.
WHAT'D THE COWBOY WANT?

WANTED AN ESTIMATE
ON A DAIQUIRI.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU.
I'LL TELL YOU.

OKAY. EVERYBODY UP.
WE'RE GONNA DO SOME CELEBRATIN'.
I'LL CALL UPSTAIRS FOR CHARLIE.

FORGET IT. HANGIN' OUT
WITH EX-PARTNERS IS LIKE
HANGIN' OUT WITH EX-WIVES.

JODY, I SWEAR.
I WAS HELPIN' CHARLIE
OUT OF A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

TURNED OUT
IT WASN'T SO SERIOUS.

I KNEW THERE WAS
SOMETHING WRONG BEFORE,
BUT YOU SURE LOOK BETTER NOW.

OH, COME ON, JODY.
COME ON. LET'S GO.

JODY, I SWEAR I'M NOT
TAKIN' CHARLIE BACK
AS MY PARTNER.

I JUST HAD TO SATISFY MYSELF
THAT THIS LANCE ROSS
WASN'T GONNA HARM HER BROTHER.

- LANCE ROSS?
- HE'S JUST A SMALL-TIME
OPERATOR FROM PHOENIX.

LITTLE HANDLING, NO PROBLEM.

- COLT, I THINK
YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.
- WHAT?

LANCE ROSS IS
A SMALL-TIME OPERATOR,
BUT HIS FATHER ISN'T.

HIS FATHER.
HOW HEAVY IS HIS FATHER?

HIS FATHER'S NAME
IS TONY THE GROCER.

T-- TONY THE GROCER?

TONY THE GROCER.
HE STARTED OUT
DELIVERING PRODUCE,

BUT THEN HE DISCOVERED THERE WAS
A LOT MORE LETTUCE IN BOOZE
THAN THERE WAS IN LETTUCE.

HIS KID'S REAL NAME IS BILLY.
THEY CALL HIM BILLY THE BOX BOY.

BOX BOY?
I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS LANCE.

WELL, HE THOUGHT LANCE,
YOU KNOW, WAS THE KIND OF NAME
PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU WEAR
AN EXPENSIVE SUIT OF CLOTHING,
IT MAKES YOU FEEL IMPORTANT.

SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER.
BUT A VERY DANGEROUS LOSER.

HE KEEPS TRYING
TO MAKE THAT BIG SCORE,

AND HE KEEPS TRYING TO GAIN
THE RESPECT OF HIS FATHER.

[ Clears Throat ]
THIS, UH, BILLY THE BOX BOY--

HE WOULDN'T BE THE KIND OF GUY
THAT WOULD, UH,

HAVE $200,000 TO INVEST
IN A PHONY SCHEME, WOULD HE?

$200,000? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

HE'D HAVE TO HAVE DIPPED
INTO ONE OF HIS DAD'S ILLEGAL--

WHAT'S WRONG, COLT?

YOU DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD.
YOU DON'T DRINK
PIÑA COLADAS EITHER.

I DO NOW.

MY BROTHER SWINDLED THE MOB?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.
I DON'T THINK HE QUITE REALIZED
IT WAS THE MOB.

I'D CHALK THAT UP
TO REAL BAD LUCK.

THEN THEY WANNA
KILL MELVIN.

THEY PROBABLY WANNA GET THEIR
MONEY BACK FIRST, THEN KILL HIM.
OH, COLT.

UH, TRY AND KILL HIM.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN.

[ Sighs ]
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

FIRST OF ALL, WE GOTTA FIND MEL,
SEE HOW MUCH OF THAT MONEY
HE STILL HAS LEFT.

- AND CHANCES ARE,
WE CAN MAKE A DEAL.
- NOT "WE." ME.

LOOK.
I'M A STUNTWOMAN, REMEMBER?
I CAN HANDLE MYSELF OUT THERE.

- BESIDES, I'VE GOTTEN YOU
IN ENOUGH TROUBLE AS IT IS.
- I DON'T CALL THIS TROUBLE.

COLT, I APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
REALLY. BUT IT'S POINTLESS.

MEL IS MY BROTHER,
HE'S MY PROBLEM, AND YOU
DON'T HAVE ANY STAKE IN THIS.

I THINK I DO.

GEE, I LOVE IT WHEN A MAN
WON'T TAKE "NO" FOR AN ANSWER.

COME ON.
LET'S GO FIND YOUR BROTHER.

[ Sniffles ]

WHAT IS IT?
IT'S THE TWO THUGS
FROM THE BAR.

COME ON.

[ Pounding ]

[ Man ]
HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
EXCUSE US.

[ Woman ] I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THIS WAS A PRIVATE ROOM, JEROME.
ARE THESE FRIENDS OF YOURS?

HAVE A NICE DAY.

COME ON.

THIS MAY SOUND SILLY,
BUT WHY ARE WE RUNNING UP?

DON'T TALK WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING.
IT SLOWS YOU DOWN.

ALL'S I CAN SAY IS, I HOPE
YOU KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW,
LIKE HOW WE'RE GONNA GET DOWN.

TRUST ME.
I DID TRUST YOU,

AND LOOK WHERE WE WOUND UP:
STUCK ON A ROOF WITH TWO HOODS
BREATHING DOWN OUR NECK.

WE AIN'T STUCK.
COME ON.

JUMP!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WE'RE NOT STUCK?
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE'RE GONNA JUMP.
ARE YOU CRAZY?

CLOSE YOUR EYES.
[ Screams ]

[ Both Screaming ]

[ People Cheering ]
YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS BAG
ALL THE TIME, DIDN'T YOU?

BUT WOULD YOU TELL ME? NO.
YOU HAD TO SCARE ME TO DEATH.

I TOLD YOU TO TRUST ME.

TRUST YOU. YOU SEE IF
I TRUST YOU EVER AGAIN
IN MY LIFE.

[ Bell Dings ]

WELL? WHERE IS HE?
WE HAD 'EM.
WE HAD 'EM BOTH.

TILL HE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF.
HE WHAT?

HE JUMPED INTO
SOME KIND OF AN AIR BAG.

HE MUST BE A STUNTMAN
WITH THE CONVENTION HERE.
THAT'S TERRIFIC.

HI. ANY MESSAGES FOR 207?

SEE THAT GIRL?
THAT'S THE ONE WHO WAS
AT THE POOL WITH HIM.

I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
WE TOOK THE UPPER HAND
IN THIS AFFAIR.

AND THIS TIME,
LET'S NOT BLOW IT, ALL RIGHT?
RIGHT.

YOU GOT IT.

WALK BETWEEN US
AND SAY NOTHING.
WHO ARE YOU?

JUST WALK.
THIS IS SOME KIND
OF A JOKE, RIGHT?

YEAH, IT'S A JOKE.
WE'LL ALL LAUGH ABOUT IT LATER.

[ Jody ]
HEY! OW!
TAKE IT EASY, YOU GUYS.

UH-- OH, NO, NO. OW!
[ Engine Starts ]

THAT'S JODY.

[ Charlie ]
COLT! LOOK OUT!

[ Tires Squealing ]

OW.

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
NOTHING. SECURITY PEOPLE
DIDN'T SEE A THING.

YEAH, OR
THEY'RE NOT TALKING.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
WE KNOW IT WAS LANCE ROSS.

YEAH. DO WE KNOW
HE'S PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS?

COLT, I WISH
YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME
YOU WERE IN TROUBLE.

AT THE TIME,
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK I WAS.
[ Charlie ] YOU WEREN'T.

YOU HAVE TO POINT FINGERS,
POINT 'EM AT ME.
IT WAS MY FAULT.

OH, COME ON, CHARLIE.
DON'T BLAME YOURSELF.

YEAH, BLAME YOUR BROTHER.

SO WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO NOW, COLT?

I'M NOT HANGIN' HERE.
I'M GONNA LOOK FOR
THAT PUNK, LANCE ROSS.

OKAY.

PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO TELL ME WHAT COLT SEAVERS
HAS TO DO WITH MEL HEFFERTON.

NOTHIN'.
NOTHIN', EH?

WELL, HE'S AN OLD FRIEND
OF CHARLIE HEFFERTON.

MEL'S SISTER?
RIGHT.

MUST BE PRETTY CLOSE FRIENDS
IF HE'S WILLING
TO RISK HIS LIFE FOR HER.

YEAH, WELL, COLT'S LIKE THAT.
HE'S A REAL
MAN OF ADVENTURE, HUH?

HE'S A STUNTMAN.

THAT'S ALL?
ISN'T THAT ENOUGH?

THERE'S NO NEED
TO GET DEFENSIVE, HONEY.

SEE, WE KNOW COLT SEAVERS
IS A BOUNTY HUNTER.

I HAVE A FEW FRIENDS,
I MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS.

IT'S A GOOD THING FOR YOU
THAT HE IS A PROFESSIONAL.

IT'S A GOOD THING
FOR BOTH OF US.

[ Chattering ]

[ Phone Ringing ]
WANT ME TO GET THAT, COLT?

NO. I BETTER GET IT.

- COLT SEAVERS.
- HELLO, MR. SEAVERS.

YOU ENJOYING
YOUR TRIP TO RENO?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT
THE SMALL TALK, PAL. I WANT
JODY BACK, AND I WANT HER NOW.

WE'LL DISCUSS IT
WHEN YOU DELIVER MEL HEFFERTON.

I DON'T HAVE MEL HEFFERTON.
THAT'S TOO BAD.

JODY WAS EASY TO FIND,
BUT MEL ISN'T.

FROM WHAT PEOPLE TELL ME, THAT
SHOULDN'T BE TOO DIFFICULT...

FOR A MAN OF YOUR
EXTRAORDINARY TALENTS.

WHAT ARE YOU PROPOSING?

SIMPLE EXCHANGE.
YOU FIND MEL HEFFERTON,

YOU BRING HIM TO ME,
AND YOUR FRIEND GOES FREE.

I MAY JUST FIND YOU FIRST.

WELL, I DON'T THINK YOU COULD
FIND ME IN TWO HOURS,

AND THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW MUCH TIME YOU HAVE
BEFORE I KILL YOUR FRIEND.

KILLING HER WON'T GET YOU MEL,
BUT IT'LL GET YOU DEAD.

WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUSTER. I WON'T KILL HER.

BUT AFTER I GET THROUGH
WITH HER, BELIEVE ME,
SHE'LL WISH SHE WAS DEAD.

NOW, DO WE HAVE
AN UNDERSTANDING?

YEAH, WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING.
BUT YOU UNDERSTAND THIS.

YOU LAY ONE HAND ON JODY,
AND I'LL SPEND THE REST OF
MY LIFE TRACKIN' YOU DOWN.

WELL, LET'S HOPE
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.
GOOD-BYE, MR. SEAVERS.

WHAT'D HE SAY?

HE SAID IF WE DON'T FIND
HER BROTHER, HE'S GONNA
KILL JODY OR WORSE.

- OR WORSE?
- TALK ABOUT A NO-WIN SITUATION.

WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO, COLT?

CHARLIE, MEL'S GOTTA HAVE
SOMEBODY HERE IN RENO
HE'D TURN TO,

SOMEBODY THAT'S HELPING
TO HIDE HIM OUT.

COLT, I ONLY KNOW ONE PERSON
OTHER THAN HIMSELF THAT MEL
EVER HAD ANY INTEREST IN.

-I DON'T KNOW IF HE WOULD TURN
TO HER IN THIS KIND OF TROUBLE.
-WE'LL NEVER KNOW UNLESS WE ASK.

LET'S GO.
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

[ Colt ]
WHERE IS IT THAT WE'RE GOIN'?

WELL, ALL MY BROTHER
USED TO TALK ABOUT...

WAS THIS DANCER HE WAS DATING
WHO WORKED IN A CLUB
SOMEWHERE OFF THE STREET.

HOW FAR OFF?
WAY OFF.

♪ [ Pop ]

[ Glass Shatters ]

MY BROTHER NEVER REALLY HAD
WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL
GREAT TASTE IN WOMEN.

[ Howie ]
HIS TASTE DOESN'T SEEM
TOO BAD TO ME.

WHAT'LL IT BE, FOLKS?
PERSONALLY, I RECOMMEND
THE CHI-CHIS.

WE JUST WANNA TALK
TO ONE OF YOUR DANCERS.

- WHAT ABOUT?
- IT'S PERSONAL.

PERSONAL, HUH?
THAT KIND OF TALKIN'
CAN GET PRETTY EXPENSIVE.

UH--

HMM. OH, VERY GENEROUS.

NOT SO FAST.

YOU CALL IT, YOU WIN.
IT'S YOURS. I WIN,
YOU TELL US WHAT WE WANNA KNOW.

HMM. THAT'S THE ONLY PROBLEM
WITH THIS CITY.
EVERYBODY'S A GAMBLER.

OKAY, FLIP IT.

GOOD GIRL.

RED SIDE UP.

SORRY.

OKAY, COWBOY. WHICH DANCER
DO YOU HAVE ON YOUR MIND?

- MONIQUE MALROW.
- YOUR LUCK JUST RAN OUT.

MONIQUE HASN'T WORKED HERE
SINCE LAST MONTH.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?
- SHE HIT THE BIG TIME.

- LANDED A JOB IN THE MAIN HUB.
- WHICH HOTEL?

UH, THE ONE WHERE
ALL THE GIRLS WEAR
THE BIG HEADDRESSES.

YEAH, YEAH. SURE.
I KNOW THE ONE.
THANK YOU.

HEY, HOLD YOUR
HORSES THERE, COWBOY.

WE HAVE
A TWO DRINK MINIMUM.

TIMES THREE,
THAT'LL BE 90 BUCKS.
90 BUCKS?

YEAH, $15 A DRINK, WHETHER
YOU DRINK 'EM OR NOT.

WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT CERTAINLY IS.

IF YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA
PAY 90 BUCKS FOR NOTHIN',
YOU'RE CRAZY, LADY.

FIFTEEN BUCKS A DRINK.
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW...

THAT THERE ARE LAWS IN THIS
STATE AGAINST CLIP JOINTS TRYIN'
TO DO WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' TO US.

- UH, HOWIE.
- COLT, IF EVER THERE WAS...

A TIME FOR RIGHTEOUS
INDIGNATION, THIS IS IT.

[ Clears Throat ]
HOWIE, WHY DON'T WE JUST
PAY THE LADY?

SOMEBODY HAS TO TEACH THESE
PEOPLE THAT THEY CAN'T GET
AWAY WITH THIS KIND OF THING.

HOWIE. HOWIE.
LISTEN TO COLT.

IF THERE'S ONE THING I LOVE
AS MUCH AS BEING A STUNTMAN,
IT'S LAW,

ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S CLEARLY
ON MY SIDE.

UH, THE LAW IN HERE
IS ON MY SIDE.

OR SHOULD I SAY
BEHIND YOU?

[ Colt ] IT'S NOT WORTH IT, KID.
WE'RE STILL PAYIN' FOR
THE LAST BAR WE BROKE UP.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,
MAYBE WE OUGHTA JUST...
PAY THE BILL.

A GOOD IDEA. A BROKEN JAW
IS NOT WORTH 90 BUCKS.

TWENTY, 40, 60, 80, 100.

KEEP THE CHANGE.

ALL OF IT.

Y'ALL COME BACK NOW,
ANY TIME.

SMOOTH, KID.
REAL SMOOTH.

COLT, I'VE GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS. I THINK MONIQUE'S
GONNA LEAD US STRAIGHT TO MEL.

- YEAH, I HOPE SO.
HOW MUCH TIME HAVE WE GOT?
- LESS THAN AN HOUR.

HADN'T YOU BETTER
GET THIS THING IN GEAR?
LET'S SEE SOME DRIVIN', BOY.

[ Tires Squealing ]

[ Colt ] YOU MEAN LIKE THAT?
[ Charlie ] YOU HAVEN'T LOST
YOUR TOUCH BEHIND THE WHEEL.

♪ [ Piano: Up-tempo ]
[ Man ] OKAY, GIRLS.
LET'S PUT A LITTLE LIFE IN IT.

♪ [ Continues ]

OKAY, KELLY. SMILE NOW.
COME ON. SMILE.

COME ON. LET'S KICK HIGH.
THAT'S A GIRL. THAT'S IT.

EXCUSE ME. WHERE DO
WE FIND MONIQUE MALROW?

SHE'S STILL
IN HER DRESSING ROOM,

AND WILL YOU TELL HER
TO PLEASE GET OUT HERE?

OKAY, GIRLS.
A LITTLE LIVELY NOW.

EXCUSE ME. MONIQUE?
YES?

WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR MEL HEFFERTON.
THOUGHT MAYBE YOU MIGHT
COULD HELP US FIND HIM.

- [ Monique ] YOU'RE GONNA
BE SORELY DISAPPOINTED.
- PLEASE. MEL'S MY BROTHER.

HE'S IN TROUBLE,
AND WE'RE TRYIN' TO FIND HIM.

SORRY. I HAVEN'T
SEEN HIM IN WEEKS.

HEY, MONIQUE.
THAT MEANS YOU, BABE.

- I'VE GOTTA GO.
- I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.

LOOK, I TOLD YOU
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

HEY, MONIQUE. IF YOU'RE NOT
OUT HERE IN TWO SECONDS, YOU'RE
GOING BACK ON THE STREETS.

LET ME GO.
SURE. BREAK A LEG.

♪ [ Continues ]

COLT, THERE HE GOES!

MEL!

MEL, COME BACK HERE!

[ Charlie ]
MEL, YOU IDIOT!

MEL, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

WHAT IS THIS? THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE A REHEARSAL.

GO THAT WAY, KID.

SORRY.

WHOA!

ANY LEAKS?
THE POLICE WILL NEVER KNOW
YOU'RE IN THIS STATE.

GOOD, GOOD. HAVE THE PILOT
COME BACK IN FOUR HOURS
SO HE DOESN'T GET SPOTTED.

YOUR FRIEND IS
RUNNING OUT OF TIME, HONEY.

COLT ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN,
EVEN IF HE IS BEING BLACKMAILED.

DAD.

YOU GUYS TAKE HER
IN THE OTHER ROOM.
YEAH.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
YOU KNOW THEY GOT A WARRANT
FOR YOU IN NEVADA.

HOW'S MOM?

MY SON, THE BIG SHOT!
I GOT HALF A MIND
TO TAKE YOU OVER MY KNEE.

- COME ON, DAD.
- YOU'RE SUCH A--
AH, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.

YOUR MOTHER AND ME,
WE ASKED GOD TO GIVE US A SON,

AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
HE GIVES US YOU.

- DAD, I--
- YOU'RE NEARLY 30, AND I'M
STILL CLEANIN' UP YOUR MESSES.

DAD--
DON'T INTERRUPT ME
WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.

NOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

HOW COME YOU LET
SOME TWO-BIT HUSTLER
GET THE BEST OF YOU?

DAD, DON'T WORRY.
I GOT A PROFESSIONAL GUY
AND HE'S OUT TRACKIN' HIM DOWN.

WHAT? YOU GOT
SOMEBODY ELSE INVOLVED?
WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU?

- DAD, DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET THE MONEY BACK.
- I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY.

IT'S $200,000.
$200,000 I CAN MAKE
IN A GOOD WEEK.

I'M HERE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU
TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL.

- I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE
KNOWN BETTER.
- WELL, NOW YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU?

I JUST THOUGHT THIS TIME
I COULD DO IT BY MYSELF.
I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, DAD?

WE'RE GONNA FIND HEFFERTON
AND WHOEVER ELSE
YOU GOT INVOLVED IN THIS,

AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE 'EM
FOR A RIDE IN THE DESERT.

AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE SURE
THAT THEY NEVER COME BACK.

TELL ME SOMETHING, MEL.
HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID AS TO
TRY TO RIP OFF A RACKETEER?

I DIDN'T KNOW
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE MOB.
IT LOOKED LIKE A SURE THING.

LANCE ROSS IS ABOUT AS BRIGHT
AS THE BOTTOM OF A COAL MINE.
I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D CATCH ON.

[ Sighs ] MEL, I SWEAR.
SOMETIMES I WONDER
IF YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE
I ROBBED A HELPLESS VICTIM.
THE GUY'S A CROOK HIMSELF.

YEAH, A CROOK THAT'S
HOLDIN' JODY HOSTAGE...

UNTIL YOU COME UP WITH
THE $200,000 YOU STOLE FROM HIM.

- YEAH, I KNOW.
THAT'S GONNA BE A PROBLEM.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, A PROBLEM?

- I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
I BLEW IT AT THE CRAP TABLES.
- YOU WHAT?

WHY DO YOU THINK
I WAS HITTING YOU UP FOR CASH?
I'M BUSTED.

I WAS TRYIN' TO RAISE A STAKE
TO GET OUT OF TOWN.

COLT, IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY
TRYIN' TO RAISE $200,000
IN THE NEXT 17 SECONDS.

LOOKS LIKE ALL WE HAVE
TO OFFER LANCE
IS MEL IN EXCHANGE FOR JODY.

WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU CAN'T JUST
FEED ME TO THE WOLVES.

OH, WE'RE NOT
GONNA LET THEM EAT YOU.
JUST LICK YOUR FACE A LITTLE.

[ Phone Rings ]

- SEAVERS.
- HELLO, MR. SEAVERS. I HOPE
YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR ME.

- YES, I DO.
- IS IT GREEN?

- NO, YELLOW.
- I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW YOU.

I'VE GOT YOUR MAN.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET YOUR MONEY
OUT OF HIM ANY WAY YOU CAN.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
PLANNING A WEDDING?
GIVE ME THAT PHONE.

- SEAVERS?
- WHO'S THIS?

THIS IS THE BOY'S FATHER.
HAVE YOU GOT MEL HEFFERTON?
YES, I DO.

OKAY.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE
TO MAKE THE EXCHANGE?
IN PUBLIC.

HUH. I SEE YOU'RE A MAN
WHO TAKES PRECAUTIONS.
VERY WELL.

WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT
THE BAR IN OUR HOTEL?

RIGHT. MY SON WILL BE THERE
WITH YOUR FRIEND
IN 30 MINUTES.

[ Handset Settles In Cradle ]
IT'S ALL SET.

WELL, DON'T WORRY, DAD.
HE WON'T GET AWAY THIS TIME.

- WHO WAS IT?
- LANCE'S FATHER.

TONY THE GROCER HIMSELF?

[ Big Jack ]
THIS HAS GOTTEN PRETTY SERIOUS
IF HE'S IN TOWN.

THERE'S A WARRANT OUT
FOR HIS ARREST,

WHICH MEANS THE RENO POLICE
WILL PICK HIM UP ON SIGHT.

NO WONDER HE'S IN SUCH A HURRY.
ANOTHER THING
YOU BETTER KNOW.

- WHEREVER HE GOES,
A LOT OF MUSCLE GOES WITH HIM.
- NOW WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU CAN'T TURN ME OVER
TO A GUY LIKE THAT.
HE'LL KILL ME.

COLT, HE IS MY BROTHER.
CAN'T WE WORK SOMETHING OUT?

IT'S WHAT
I'M TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT.

COME ON, KID.
LET'S GO TO THE BAR.
WE GOT SOME RECRUITING TO DO.

WHO ARE WE GONNA RECRUIT?
EVERY AVAILABLE STUNTMAN.

- WHAT FOR?
- MORAL SUPPORT.

[ Colt ]
TONY THE GROCER WOULDN'T USE
THE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

HE'D PROBABLY SNEAK ONTO
ONE OF THOSE RANCH STRIPS
NORTH OF THE CITY.

THIS GUY COULD BE UP TO
ANYTHING, SO LET'S NOT
TAKE ANY CHANCES.

I'M ALL FOR THAT.
WHEN ARE YOU GONNA
LET US IN ON YOUR PLAN?

I DON'T GOT ONE.
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD, HUH?

IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE,
MELVIN.

WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR BARGAIN?
YOU SAID YOU WERE BRINGIN' JODY.

THERE'S BEEN
A LITTLE CHANGE IN THE PLANS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
A LITTLE CHANGE IN THE PLANS?

WELL, WE'LL ALL WALK OUTSIDE
AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT.

- YOU SLIMY--
- SIT DOWN, BUSTER.
WE DON'T NEED A SCENE.

BESIDES, I DON'T THINK
YOU REALLY HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE.

WELL, THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.
THERE-- THERE IS
ONE ALTERNATIVE.

[ Woman Screams ]

ALL RIGHT,
BREAK IT UP, YOU KIDS!
COME ON. STOP IT!

[ Continues, Indistinct ]

KID!

[ Engine Starts ]
[ Tires Squealing ]

[ Howie ]
COLT, THERE'S JODY.

COME ON, KID. STAGECOACH.
A 25-MILE-AN-HOUR STAGECOACH
CAN'T KEEP UP WITH A CAR.

IT CAN IF HE'S HEADIN' FOR
AN AIRSTRIP ON A RANCH.

[ Horse Whinnies ]

HYAH!

[ Tires Screeching ]

[ Horn Honking ]

[ Colt ] THEY HUNG A RIGHT.
THAT ELIMINATES
THE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

GIDDAP! GET! HYAH!

HYAH! HYAH!

GIDDAP! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH!

HEY! GET OUT OF THERE!

[ Horn Honking ]
MOVE! COME ON!

[ Horn Honking ]

I KNEW DOING WESTERNS
ALL THOSE YEARS
WOULD PAY OFF SOONER OR LATER.

TAKE THE LINES, KID.

[ Tires Screeching ]

HO!

ALL RIGHT, LANCE.
OUT OF THERE,
NICE AND SLOW, HUH?

[ Sighs ]
BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

- YOU OKAY?
- I THINK SO.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM.

- MEET TONY THE GROCER.
- WELL, TONY.

I GUESS IT'S ONE TIME
YOU WISH YOU'D STAYED HOME
AND MINDED THE STORE.

HUH.

HO! HO!

I THINK THIS IS
YOUR STOP, BOYS.

COME ON, SEAVERS.
THERE'S NO REASON TO DO THIS.
LET'S MAKE A DEAL.

SURE. YOU GET WHAT'S BEHIND
DOOR NUMBER ONE: JAIL.

- VERY FUNNY.
- THEY SAY A SENSE OF HUMOR'S
A GOOD THING TO HAVE,

ESPECIALLY WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'.

TAKE 'EM AWAY, BOYS.

DON'T WORRY, DAD.
THEY'LL NEVER DO THIS TO YOU.
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.

[ Tony ] WILL YOU SHUT UP!
IF YOU WEREN'T MY OWN SON,
I'D HAVE YOU BUMPED OFF.

GIDDAP. GIDDAP!

[ Exhales ]
THIS IS THE LIFE, ISN'T IT?

MMM. DOESN'T IT FEEL GREAT
JUST TO RELAX AGAIN?

YEAH. MAYBE TOMORROW,
I'LL GET A BIT OF A SUNTAN.
I'M SO PALE.

[ Big Jack ]
COLT, DON'T YOU WANT A DRINK?
NOPE.

- I DON'T WANNA
SPOIL MY APPETITE.
- WHOO! LOOK AT YOU.

- NICE TIE.
- IT'S YOURS.

HOW COME YOU NEVER WEAR A TIE
WHEN YOU GO OUT TO DINNER
WITH US?

'CAUSE YOU NEVER OFFER TO PAY.

OH, IS CHARLIE
TAKING YOU OUT?

YEP. THAT'S THE MODERN WOMAN
FOR YA.

SHE'S EVEN GONNA
PICK HIM UP.

SHE'LL PROBABLY
EVEN BRING HIM FLOWERS.

[ Knocking ]
♪ [ Vocalizing ]

WHOOP.

I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA
HAVE TO BREAK OUR DATE.

DON'T LIKE MY TIE?
I LOVE YOUR TIE.

JUST THAT MY FOLKS ASKED ME
TO MAKE SURE HE GETS HOME SAFE,
AND SO I'M FLYING BACK TONIGHT.

OH. MAYBE NEXT YEAR.

WELL, IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA
WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER YEAR
TO SEE YOU, YOU'RE CRAZY.

YOU STILL LIVE IN THE HILLS?

YEAH, THE SAME PLACE.

WELL, DON'T BE SURPRISED
IF I DROP IN.

YEAH, I'LL BE...
LOOKIN' FOR YOUR PARACHUTE.

I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE
TO THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID
FOR ME AND FOR MY BROTHER.

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I APPRECIATE IT.

SEE YOU SOON.

T-TELL YOUR BROTHER
GOOD-BYE FOR ME.

TELL HIM YOURSELF.
HE'S STANDIN' RIGHT OUT--

MEL?

HE'S GONE AGAIN.

THAT MEAN
YOU'RE FREE FOR DINNER?

[ Laughs ]