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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,179 --> 00:01:41,113 Wagon comin'! 2 00:01:41,181 --> 00:01:43,445 Sound fire alarm! Open the gates! 3 00:01:48,121 --> 00:01:50,351 [Men Shouting] Fire alarm! Fire alarm! 4 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:55,220 [Man] On the double! Move it! 5 00:01:55,295 --> 00:01:59,459 [Man] Move it, soldiers! Fire, fire! 6 00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:11,233 It's Shoshone again, sir. 7 00:02:11,311 --> 00:02:13,245 - And our wagon. - Yes, sir. 8 00:02:13,313 --> 00:02:17,249 Private Higgins and Corporal Albright took it to the supply depot last week. 9 00:02:17,317 --> 00:02:19,376 This belonged to Corporal Albright. 10 00:02:19,453 --> 00:02:24,356 Must have hit them coming out of Sam Young Canyon. Stripped it and put the torch to it. 11 00:02:24,424 --> 00:02:26,483 - Take care of the mounts, Corporal. - Yes, sir. 12 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,427 Lieutenant Ravencroft, in the last three months, the army has lost... 13 00:02:29,496 --> 00:02:32,465 over 40 cases of Springfield carbines. 14 00:02:32,532 --> 00:02:36,696 Twice that amount of army issue handguns, saddles, blankets and rations. 15 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:39,364 Enough to supply two forts this size. 16 00:02:39,439 --> 00:02:44,706 And all those thefts occurred in territory under the protection of this fort. 17 00:02:44,778 --> 00:02:46,746 I realize that, sir. 18 00:02:48,548 --> 00:02:50,812 I want you to mount another patrol, Lieutenant. 19 00:02:50,884 --> 00:02:54,115 Take as many men as you need, the best scouts we have... 20 00:02:54,187 --> 00:02:56,747 and find out what happened to those supplies! 21 00:02:56,823 --> 00:02:59,383 - Yes, sir. - Jim... 22 00:03:01,495 --> 00:03:04,896 I'm running out of explanations to Washington. 23 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:08,492 If these raids don't stop... 24 00:03:08,568 --> 00:03:12,060 it could mean... my command here. 25 00:03:12,138 --> 00:03:16,598 I understand, sir. I'll leave immediately. 26 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,695 Boy, I sure miss Dusty, Donovan, and the kids... 27 00:03:36,763 --> 00:03:38,788 and that old dinner bell ringing on the farm. 28 00:03:38,865 --> 00:03:42,631 Now don't start again, Amos. Is that how you want to go down in the history books? 29 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:46,194 "After terrorizing the West, they ended up as farmers... 30 00:03:46,273 --> 00:03:48,707 milkin' cows and collectin' eggs." 31 00:03:48,775 --> 00:03:52,541 - Is that what you want? - Well, no, not exactly, but... 32 00:03:52,612 --> 00:03:56,070 boy, Dusty sure could make those biscuits and honey. 33 00:04:03,490 --> 00:04:05,424 You just stick with me. 34 00:04:05,492 --> 00:04:08,188 I tell ya, Amos, people are gettin' rich in these boom towns... 35 00:04:08,261 --> 00:04:10,991 and there's no reason why a couple of smart hombres like us... 36 00:04:11,064 --> 00:04:14,591 - can't double or even triple our stake overnight. - Double? 37 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:17,228 We got $300.43 now. 38 00:04:17,304 --> 00:04:20,967 If we double that tonight, then we triple that tomorrow night, that'd be, uh... 39 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:24,943 - that'd be... carry the one... - Kind of gets you to thinkin', don't it? 40 00:04:25,011 --> 00:04:27,980 - Six... no, four... three... - First thing we gotta do is get ourselves spiffied up. 41 00:04:28,048 --> 00:04:31,142 - Then we'll take this town like Grant took Richmond. - That's right. 42 00:04:31,217 --> 00:04:35,620 I get ya now. How do you think we go about... 43 00:04:35,689 --> 00:04:37,714 Howdy. 44 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:42,285 Say, um, how do you figure going about that? 45 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:46,526 Well, uh, I'm still workin' on the particulars. 46 00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:49,728 I'll tell you one thing: We ain't gonna dry gulch no one no more. 47 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:53,500 Yeah, and you ain't gonna get us mixed up in none of those bank robberies. 48 00:04:53,573 --> 00:04:55,507 - Shh. - Shh. 49 00:04:55,575 --> 00:04:59,671 You want every punk gunslinger this side of the Rio Grande callin' us out? 50 00:04:59,746 --> 00:05:02,112 You mean, make a rep for himself, Theodore? 51 00:05:02,182 --> 00:05:04,412 Don't even use our real names. 52 00:05:04,484 --> 00:05:07,112 We don't want no trouble with the law neither. 53 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:09,382 We're goin' straight from now on, Pard. 54 00:05:09,456 --> 00:05:12,357 We're gonna live by our wits. 55 00:05:12,425 --> 00:05:14,359 Wits? 56 00:05:26,106 --> 00:05:28,233 Whoa. Whoa, now. 57 00:05:40,186 --> 00:05:42,586 - Miss Gaskill? - Yes. 58 00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:45,887 Yes, ma'am, I'm Private Reid. I was assigned to escort you. 59 00:05:47,494 --> 00:05:49,519 Were all the officers busy? 60 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:52,463 Well, you see, there've been some problems at the fort, ma'am... 61 00:05:52,532 --> 00:05:55,296 and I guess they were needed for more important duties. 62 00:05:59,272 --> 00:06:02,002 It's a bit warmer than I expected. 63 00:06:02,075 --> 00:06:04,942 I'd best get some lighter clothing before we leave. 64 00:06:05,011 --> 00:06:07,138 You can take care of this in the meantime... 65 00:06:07,213 --> 00:06:11,479 and get my things from the stage. 66 00:06:26,066 --> 00:06:28,762 [Braying] 67 00:06:28,835 --> 00:06:32,100 Well, what do you think, Clarise? Huh? Yeah? 68 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:36,108 What's the matter? Don't you recognize me? It's me. 69 00:06:36,176 --> 00:06:39,236 - [Braying Continues] - Oh, that. Uh, here. Take a whiff. 70 00:06:39,312 --> 00:06:41,712 That's Eau deJasmine. Direct from "Paree". 71 00:06:41,781 --> 00:06:44,477 You wanna stop talkin' to that donkey? 72 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:47,520 - It's embarrassing. - Yeah, oh. 73 00:06:47,587 --> 00:06:51,284 Say, uh, Theodore... uh, Pard... 74 00:06:51,357 --> 00:06:55,293 I was wonderin', before we take this town, I wonder if we could have our picture took? 75 00:06:55,361 --> 00:06:58,558 Might not be a bad idea. 76 00:06:58,631 --> 00:07:00,929 Might look good in the history books. 77 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,865 - Come on. - [Donkey Braying] 78 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,868 Can't talk to you anymore. It's embarrassing. 79 00:07:10,376 --> 00:07:12,606 [Photographer] There. 80 00:07:12,679 --> 00:07:14,738 Does this have to be this tight? 81 00:07:14,814 --> 00:07:19,046 Well, the purpose of a brace is so that you'll stay absolutely still. 82 00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:22,714 I thought I was gonna be crouched down, like I'm gettin' the drop on somebody. 83 00:07:22,789 --> 00:07:26,054 - Will you just listen to the man, Amos? - And stay still. 84 00:07:26,126 --> 00:07:28,356 Stay absolutely still. 85 00:07:31,364 --> 00:07:34,162 [People Chattering] 86 00:07:39,873 --> 00:07:41,534 [Braying] 87 00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:43,542 What was that? 88 00:07:43,610 --> 00:07:48,070 - Just take the picture. - All right, now both of you take a deep breath... 89 00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:52,482 - [Inhaling] - And hold it. 90 00:07:52,552 --> 00:07:54,850 One, two... 91 00:07:56,489 --> 00:07:59,049 [Braying] 92 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,923 - Whoa! - Don't let him near my equipment! 93 00:08:01,995 --> 00:08:04,395 Amos, stop her! 94 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:08,100 Oh, my beautiful things! 95 00:08:08,168 --> 00:08:11,604 Get me out of this! Get me out of this! 96 00:08:11,671 --> 00:08:14,731 You're going to pay for it. I'll make you pay for it. 97 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:17,436 - You're making a shambles of my studio! - Right. Gotta pay for this. 98 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:21,571 You're going to pay for every cent of this, or I'll have the law on you. 99 00:08:21,648 --> 00:08:26,210 Oh, dear. And bring back my headrests. Theyjust came from St. Louis. 100 00:08:28,521 --> 00:08:30,751 We only been in this town three hours... 101 00:08:30,824 --> 00:08:34,157 and already we got $70 less than we come here with... 102 00:08:34,227 --> 00:08:36,923 thanks to you and that dumb donkey of yours. 103 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:39,794 Yeah, don't worry. I got her tied up in some alley. She won't give us no more trouble. 104 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:42,767 Well, why didn't you just stop her before she busted up the whole place? 105 00:08:42,836 --> 00:08:45,236 Because the guy taking the picture said, "Take a deep breath and hold it." 106 00:08:45,305 --> 00:08:50,641 - Now how am I supposed to... - Did you have to tell the man we're the Apple Dumpling Gang? 107 00:08:50,710 --> 00:08:54,976 - Apple Dumpling Gang! - Well, you're the one who said not to use our real names. 108 00:08:55,048 --> 00:08:57,846 All right. From now on, just let me do all the talking, okay? 109 00:08:57,917 --> 00:08:59,851 Then we won't get in these messes. 110 00:08:59,919 --> 00:09:04,083 - Right. Okay, Theodore, uh, Pard. - [Glass Breaking] 111 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,491 [All Shouting] 112 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:19,461 [Belches] 113 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:42,255 Why, you rotten... Why, you filthy little... 114 00:09:48,701 --> 00:09:52,137 [Grunts] 115 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:58,870 I don't tolerate hooligans and rowdies. 116 00:09:58,945 --> 00:10:01,175 And any cowboy... 117 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:03,772 who tries to hooraw this town... 118 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,478 will not live to regret it. 119 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,659 [Giggling] 120 00:10:14,727 --> 00:10:16,888 Ladies. 121 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:22,567 [Boy] Marshal Hitchcock, sir? 122 00:10:27,774 --> 00:10:29,799 He's so handsome! 123 00:10:34,247 --> 00:10:37,978 [Murmuring, Giggling] 124 00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,986 - Who is that? - Who's that? 125 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:53,055 Only Woolly Bill Hitchcock, the fastest-shootin', toughest marshal in the country. 126 00:10:53,132 --> 00:10:56,067 You cross horns with him, he'll track you to your grave. 127 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,205 What do you think? 128 00:11:02,275 --> 00:11:04,436 Oh, we got nothin' to worry about. 129 00:11:04,510 --> 00:11:06,774 We're law-abidin' citizens now. 130 00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:10,907 Matter of fact, first thing we're gonna do is open a bank account. 131 00:11:10,984 --> 00:11:14,511 Now, is that different than openin' a safe? 132 00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:16,680 - Come on. - Probably. 133 00:11:30,803 --> 00:11:33,033 Well, looks solid enough. 134 00:11:35,942 --> 00:11:38,103 Couple of pilgrims out front. 135 00:11:38,177 --> 00:11:41,044 - Well, take what we got and let's get out of here. - In a minute. 136 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:44,242 I never made money so fast in my life. 137 00:11:45,485 --> 00:11:48,215 They're comin' in. 138 00:11:48,287 --> 00:11:51,415 All right, don't get walleyed. You'll smoke out Woolly Bill. 139 00:11:51,491 --> 00:11:53,425 Close the door. 140 00:12:01,734 --> 00:12:03,895 Come on! 141 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:10,907 [Man] Help you gentlemen? 142 00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:13,502 Yes. We'd like to make one of them, uh... 143 00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:15,513 deposits. 144 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:18,982 How much you want to donate... deposit? 145 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:23,148 The whole kit and caboodle: $230. 146 00:12:23,222 --> 00:12:25,315 - That much, huh? - And, uh... 147 00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:28,292 we want a "recipe" for that. 148 00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:32,297 You're nobody's fool. I can see that. 149 00:12:32,365 --> 00:12:36,028 Any time you gentlemen want your money back, you just... 150 00:12:36,102 --> 00:12:40,163 bring in this slip, and it'll be cheerfully refunded... 151 00:12:40,239 --> 00:12:43,606 - with interest. - [All Laughing] 152 00:12:43,676 --> 00:12:46,839 We're on our way now, Pard. 153 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:49,507 [Man] Come on, Wes. Let's get that money transferred. 154 00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:52,550 Howdy. 155 00:12:52,618 --> 00:12:57,146 - Howdy. - Our president. A real go-getter. 156 00:12:57,223 --> 00:13:00,681 - Give me a hand, Wes. - You grab those two. 157 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,059 [Grunting] Pleasure doin' business with you gentlemen. 158 00:13:04,130 --> 00:13:06,064 [Amos] Thank you. 159 00:13:06,132 --> 00:13:08,396 Wh-Where are you going with the money? 160 00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:11,198 Don't like to keep too much cash in one place. 161 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:14,728 Just not good business. 162 00:13:37,597 --> 00:13:41,499 [Man] I told you you was tryin' to take too much. 163 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,501 These horses got all they can carry. 164 00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:46,538 Put the rest on that jackass and let's get outta here. 165 00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:57,816 You know somethin'? They forgot to stamp the date on there. 166 00:13:57,884 --> 00:13:59,818 - Mm-hmm. - I'll get that. 167 00:14:55,408 --> 00:14:57,808 [Woman] Help! Help! Help! 168 00:14:57,877 --> 00:15:00,004 They're robbin' the bank! 169 00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:03,480 The bank's been robbed! 170 00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:08,646 Oh, blow it out your ear, sheep lover! 171 00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:11,622 [Gunfire] 172 00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:16,122 Look out! 173 00:15:16,996 --> 00:15:18,930 [Screams] 174 00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:23,096 [Screaming Continues] 175 00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:26,400 Look what you've done! 176 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:30,875 What do you mean? If it hadn't been for me, you'd have been trampled by those horses. 177 00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:33,844 A train would have been preferable to you! 178 00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:36,848 Now get off of me! 179 00:15:36,916 --> 00:15:41,376 - Well, let me give you a hand. - [Screams] 180 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:47,859 - Let me get your bags. - No! 181 00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:54,728 Doesn't anybody understand what I'm trying to tell ya? 182 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:57,064 - The bank has been... - Calm down, woman. 183 00:15:58,904 --> 00:16:03,739 While you have been wearing out your mirror, the bank's been robbed. 184 00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:10,042 They went thataway, stupid! 185 00:16:12,151 --> 00:16:15,518 Amos, we have been taken. 186 00:16:15,588 --> 00:16:18,580 They stole every red cent in this bank, includin' ours. 187 00:16:18,658 --> 00:16:22,560 I'm gonna go report this to that Marshal What's-His-Name. Come on. 188 00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:24,721 [Grunts] 189 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:28,756 - Marshal, you're just the man we were looking for. - Hold it right there. 190 00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:32,065 - Yeah, b-but there were two men in here, and they th... - All right, now. 191 00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:35,869 Just turn around, remove your guns... 192 00:16:35,941 --> 00:16:38,068 and drop them... 193 00:16:38,144 --> 00:16:41,807 - Huh? - Nice and easy. 194 00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:44,949 Want to show him this? 195 00:16:45,017 --> 00:16:47,645 I said drop them. 196 00:16:52,325 --> 00:16:55,761 [Bullets Ricocheting] 197 00:16:55,828 --> 00:16:58,058 Ooh! Ow! 198 00:17:03,636 --> 00:17:05,695 Marshal, I'm sorry. We didn't... 199 00:17:07,273 --> 00:17:11,835 Well, I'll be dipped. They got Woolly Bill. 200 00:17:11,911 --> 00:17:14,812 They outgunned Woolly Bill Hitchcock! 201 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,905 [Laughing] 202 00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:19,951 - Let's get outta here. - [Laughing Continues] 203 00:17:22,621 --> 00:17:25,454 It's a sight for sore eyes! [Laughing] 204 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:38,566 Boy, if anybody sees us in these fancy duds, we're goners for sure. 205 00:17:38,637 --> 00:17:41,128 You know, I knowed we never should have throwed away our clothes. 206 00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:43,471 It was good for another three years. 207 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,703 Oh, here's your shirt. 208 00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:49,170 Somebody throwed noodles in it. 209 00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:56,753 [Crowd Murmuring] 210 00:17:56,822 --> 00:18:00,019 Well, how'd they do it, Woolly? 211 00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:03,152 - They must've snuck up behind ya. - Let's get you over to Doc Sykes. 212 00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:07,859 [Laughing] I knew it would happen! I just knew it! 213 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:11,767 They finally did it. They got Woolly Bill! 214 00:18:11,837 --> 00:18:16,934 - Two dudes did it. I saw it myself. - Uh, did you hear that? 215 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:20,536 - Two dudes. - Uh, probably from back East. 216 00:18:20,613 --> 00:18:24,811 Woolly had the drop on 'em, and they still outgunned him. 217 00:18:24,884 --> 00:18:27,853 They's faster than... 218 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:30,480 They's faster than scalded cats, them two. 219 00:18:30,556 --> 00:18:34,185 And I ain't crazy neither. I saw it myself. 220 00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:37,752 Yeah, uh, you actually saw these two guys, is that right? 221 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,890 Well, I got to get over to The Clarion... 222 00:18:40,966 --> 00:18:44,959 and give my eyewitness report. [Grunts] 223 00:18:45,037 --> 00:18:47,528 [Laughing] 224 00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:49,870 They did it! They did it! 225 00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,035 [Laughing Continues] 226 00:18:54,713 --> 00:18:57,682 You know, since we went straight, we're in more trouble than we ever was. 227 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:01,242 - Can't we go back to terrorizing the West? - We can't go anywhere, stupid. 228 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,185 We don't have money for train fare... 229 00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:06,816 and we can't ride that dumb donkey of yours, 'cause you can't find her. 230 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:09,594 Come on. Get dressed. 231 00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:17,668 [Crowd Gasping] 232 00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:37,116 They call theirselves the Apple Dumpling Gang. 233 00:19:37,189 --> 00:19:40,818 - They what? - Well, that's what they said, Mr. Hitchcock. 234 00:19:40,893 --> 00:19:42,918 The Apple Dumpling Gang. 235 00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:45,463 They's the same two that outgunned ya, Woolly. 236 00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:47,795 [Hitchcock] Yes, I see them. 237 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:51,530 I saw 'em myself, right after they shot the guns out of your hands. 238 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:53,538 Hard to believe, ain't it? 239 00:19:53,606 --> 00:19:56,541 Did you really have the drop on 'em, Mr. Hitchcock? 240 00:19:56,609 --> 00:20:01,512 He sure did. And that's the donkey the others lit out with. 241 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:04,048 Why, the gang must have split up. 242 00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:08,212 Those are the two I want. I'll keep this, if you don't mind. 243 00:20:08,287 --> 00:20:11,620 Oh, of course, Mr. Hitchcock. Glad to help... 244 00:20:11,690 --> 00:20:13,988 anyway that I can. 245 00:20:14,059 --> 00:20:18,018 - Our picture's never gonna get in the history books now. - Oh, yes it will. 246 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:23,125 We'll go down as numbers 16 and 17 shot by Marshal Woolly Bill Hitchcock. 247 00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,295 - Let's get out of here. - Huh? 248 00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:30,041 [Theodore] You know, Amos... 249 00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:33,306 we pulled a real slick one on that Mr. Hitchcock feller. 250 00:20:33,379 --> 00:20:38,942 He's gonna be ridin' all over the country lookin' for two dudes with checkered vests... 251 00:20:39,018 --> 00:20:41,248 not a couple ofhard cases like us. 252 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:44,585 I'd say we got it pretty soft. 253 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:47,182 Even be better if we had something to eat. 254 00:20:47,259 --> 00:20:49,489 Don't worry about that right now. 255 00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:52,588 We just lay low in this old barn till dark... 256 00:20:52,665 --> 00:20:56,658 then we just slip out of town and mosey off to other parts. 257 00:20:56,735 --> 00:21:00,364 Ain't no way we're gonna be tied up with that bank robbery. 258 00:21:00,439 --> 00:21:02,634 [Braying] 259 00:21:02,708 --> 00:21:07,168 - [Theodore] Clarise? - Clarise! 260 00:21:07,246 --> 00:21:09,737 Now, wait. Don't be mean to her. 261 00:21:09,815 --> 00:21:12,283 That's our way out of town. 262 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,813 Listen, people seen her hightail it out with that bank money. 263 00:21:18,891 --> 00:21:21,052 Now she comes follerin'you around like a hungry pup. 264 00:21:21,126 --> 00:21:23,560 It ain't gonna take Woolly Bill long to put two and two together. 265 00:21:23,629 --> 00:21:27,793 - Who's the other two? - You and me and two ropes, that's who. 266 00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:30,494 We gotta get rid of your mule and ditch that bank money. 267 00:21:30,569 --> 00:21:34,938 - I thought you said we was goin' straight. - Hush up. Let me think. 268 00:21:56,829 --> 00:21:59,525 - Hey, Pard. - Huh? 269 00:21:59,598 --> 00:22:03,056 Is this how you make a capital T? 270 00:22:05,304 --> 00:22:07,738 What are you doin'? 271 00:22:14,446 --> 00:22:16,414 - What's the capital T for? - Theodore. 272 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:19,815 Don't put my name on it, ya strawhead. 273 00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:24,549 Just say, "Here's your money back, and we're sorry we caused you any inconvenience." 274 00:22:24,623 --> 00:22:29,617 All right. Okay, that's, uh, in... uh, incon... 275 00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:33,563 Inconve... Inconven... Uh, could I just say, "No hard feelings"? 276 00:22:33,632 --> 00:22:38,365 - Just forget that for now and help me with this. Come on. - Right. 277 00:22:41,106 --> 00:22:43,734 [Grunting] 278 00:22:46,679 --> 00:22:49,773 - You sure this is gonna work? - You bet it's gonna work. 279 00:22:49,848 --> 00:22:52,214 I got this figured out real scientific-like. 280 00:22:52,284 --> 00:22:57,278 Now, when I count to three, we drop the bags, they swing right through the bank door... 281 00:22:57,356 --> 00:22:59,881 and Woolly Bill's got his money back. 282 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,950 - That's as easy as fallin' off a log. - Don't say that. 283 00:23:04,363 --> 00:23:06,297 You ready? 284 00:23:06,932 --> 00:23:10,800 One, two... 285 00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:13,770 - Oh, I forgot the note. - Three-ee-ee. 286 00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:16,399 - [Theodore Screaming] - Where ya goin'? 287 00:23:18,477 --> 00:23:20,638 [Screaming Continues] 288 00:23:23,749 --> 00:23:25,683 [Belches] 289 00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:28,811 - [Screaming] - I'll get ya. I got... Hey! 290 00:23:30,322 --> 00:23:32,688 - [Screaming] - Watch the window! 291 00:23:37,262 --> 00:23:39,662 [Screaming] 292 00:23:42,167 --> 00:23:45,068 - Give me your hand. Give me your other hand. - Hold me! 293 00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:47,128 - Come on. - Hold me, Amos, hold me. 294 00:23:55,714 --> 00:23:59,150 Whoa! 295 00:23:59,218 --> 00:24:03,018 [Groaning] 296 00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:05,989 - [Man] Looks like his neck. - [Man #2] Hey, Marshal, let me help you here. 297 00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:08,458 Don't touch me. [Groaning] 298 00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:12,121 He looks like he's plumb hurt. 299 00:24:12,197 --> 00:24:15,064 - [Muttering] - Better get a doctor. 300 00:24:15,134 --> 00:24:18,797 - [Grunting] - I gotcha. 301 00:24:18,871 --> 00:24:21,203 He got the money back, just like you said he would. 302 00:24:21,273 --> 00:24:23,935 - Yeah. Let's get out of here. - Huh? Yeah. 303 00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:34,244 - We're with you, Woolly. - [Groaning] 304 00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:37,913 [Grunts] Thank you. 305 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:40,151 Yes, sir. We gotta believe in this man. 306 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:48,361 - Get back. - I don't see Clarise nowhere. 307 00:24:48,433 --> 00:24:51,061 Will you forget about that donkey? 308 00:24:51,136 --> 00:24:53,263 We gotta put some distance between us and this town... 309 00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:55,329 or it's gonna be our permanent residence. 310 00:24:55,407 --> 00:24:58,274 And I mean permanent. 311 00:24:58,343 --> 00:25:00,368 Follow me. 312 00:25:06,518 --> 00:25:09,544 [Crowd Murmuring] 313 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:20,598 [Woman] I just hope he doesn't go into one ofhis long speeches. 314 00:25:22,067 --> 00:25:26,333 Here's your rifle, Mr. Hitchcock. 315 00:25:26,405 --> 00:25:29,033 He's some kind of lawman, ain't he? 316 00:25:29,107 --> 00:25:31,940 [Man] He's the man. He's the man that's gonna get 'em. 317 00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:34,444 You can do it. 318 00:25:34,513 --> 00:25:36,879 - Will you kindly assist me? - Gladly. 319 00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:39,577 [Crowd Murmuring] 320 00:25:39,651 --> 00:25:41,812 [Groaning] 321 00:25:41,887 --> 00:25:45,084 All right. Easy does it. 322 00:25:45,157 --> 00:25:47,352 - Watch your step. - [Groaning] 323 00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:55,899 [Man] Just look at him. 324 00:25:55,968 --> 00:26:00,405 - That's a fine figure of a man. - Here, here. 325 00:26:00,472 --> 00:26:04,431 Because those two cringin'... 326 00:26:04,509 --> 00:26:07,171 pusillanimous polecats... 327 00:26:07,246 --> 00:26:11,205 returned some money... 328 00:26:11,283 --> 00:26:15,413 they shall not escape my vengeance. 329 00:26:20,692 --> 00:26:25,891 Be assured, good citizens ofJunction City... 330 00:26:25,964 --> 00:26:29,832 I will not rest until... 331 00:26:29,902 --> 00:26:33,998 the Apple Dumpling Gang... 332 00:26:34,072 --> 00:26:36,097 is completely destroyed... 333 00:26:36,174 --> 00:26:38,938 and removed from society. 334 00:26:39,011 --> 00:26:42,538 - [Cheering] - May I have my trusty steed, young man... 335 00:26:42,614 --> 00:26:44,673 if you don't mind? 336 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,218 Thank you. 337 00:26:47,286 --> 00:26:51,120 That will do just fine, I believe. Here we go. 338 00:26:51,189 --> 00:26:54,124 [Groans] 339 00:26:57,029 --> 00:26:59,361 [Man] Watch out, there. Stand back. 340 00:26:59,431 --> 00:27:03,527 [Man #2] Give him some room. That's it. Listen, listen. 341 00:27:03,602 --> 00:27:07,197 I shall have their carcasses... 342 00:27:07,272 --> 00:27:10,969 back in this town in two weeks. 343 00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:13,568 - Two weeks. - [Crowd Applauding] 344 00:27:28,627 --> 00:27:31,187 You can come out now, Miss Gaskill. 345 00:27:39,738 --> 00:27:43,674 - Are you quite ready now? - Oh, yes, ma'am. That was the last case of champagne. 346 00:27:43,742 --> 00:27:48,270 It's about time. I'll have you know I'm not in the habit of bein' kept waitin', Private. 347 00:27:48,347 --> 00:27:52,306 - Well, after all, it is for your party. - Especially in this condition. 348 00:27:52,384 --> 00:27:55,285 And furthermore, in the future, Private... 349 00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:58,323 I will expect an officer to accompany me, and not an enlisted man. 350 00:27:58,390 --> 00:28:00,824 And you can rest assured... [Dialogue Fades] 351 00:28:00,892 --> 00:28:05,955 For heaven's sake! [Groaning] 352 00:28:06,031 --> 00:28:08,864 Are you certain you're takin'the right road? 353 00:28:08,934 --> 00:28:13,735 I've ridden all over, and I've never experienced anything that compares with this. 354 00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:16,069 [Groaning Continues] 355 00:28:16,141 --> 00:28:21,306 Oh, is this the first time you've traveled this road? Why, you rarely miss a rut. 356 00:28:21,380 --> 00:28:25,840 Well, just shift in the saddle, so to speak. It only hurts half as bad. 357 00:28:27,552 --> 00:28:31,716 As soon as we get to Fort Concho, my father's gonna hear all about this. 358 00:28:31,790 --> 00:28:33,758 Well, if this comes to a court-martial... 359 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,988 they might demand to see evidence of your complaint. 360 00:28:37,062 --> 00:28:39,826 You forget your place, soldier. 361 00:28:39,898 --> 00:28:41,866 - Giddyup, now. Ho! - Merciful heavens. 362 00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:47,633 Believe me, I fully intend to give a detailed account of your incompetence and your... 363 00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:07,222 Uh-huh. Yes. 364 00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:11,285 Appears we're on the same trail, my dear. 365 00:29:11,363 --> 00:29:13,695 With your permission... 366 00:29:13,765 --> 00:29:16,529 I'll just let you lead the way, hmm? 367 00:29:39,558 --> 00:29:42,254 Whoa, now. Whoa. 368 00:29:45,230 --> 00:29:48,256 And here we are. 369 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:50,460 Allow me. 370 00:29:51,303 --> 00:29:53,533 - Millie! - Oh, Dad! 371 00:29:58,944 --> 00:30:01,071 - What's all this? - You all right, darlin'? 372 00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:05,776 - Daddy, you wouldn't believe what I've been through. - What happened, Millie? 373 00:30:05,851 --> 00:30:10,311 - Oh, Jim... - Well, come on in and tell me all about it. 374 00:30:11,857 --> 00:30:16,226 I'll be right with you, Millie. I'll just get the bags. 375 00:30:25,036 --> 00:30:26,970 Sergeant Slaughter? 376 00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,063 - Yes, sir. - Come here. 377 00:30:31,776 --> 00:30:33,710 [Both Snoring] 378 00:30:33,778 --> 00:30:36,747 - What is that? - I don't know, sir. 379 00:30:36,815 --> 00:30:39,045 Where did they come from, Reid? 380 00:30:39,117 --> 00:30:41,142 I have no idea, Sergeant. 381 00:30:41,219 --> 00:30:45,053 - Well, get 'em out of there. On their feet. - Yes, sir. 382 00:30:50,395 --> 00:30:53,421 We're moving. We're moving. 383 00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:02,465 Now, who in blazes are you, and how did you get in an army conveyance? 384 00:31:02,541 --> 00:31:05,601 Don't answer that. I'll do all the talking here, Amos. 385 00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:08,237 And besides, who wants to know? 386 00:31:08,313 --> 00:31:10,406 I want to know! 387 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:14,179 You obviously don't know who you're talking to, Little Boy Blue. 388 00:31:14,252 --> 00:31:16,379 I like that. 389 00:31:16,454 --> 00:31:19,912 Where is your horn, Little Boy Blue? [Chuckles] 390 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,729 - Get some coffee in them, Sergeant. - Yes, sir. 391 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:27,060 At ease. 392 00:31:32,137 --> 00:31:35,334 Now, gentlemen, come with me to the orderly room... 393 00:31:35,407 --> 00:31:38,137 and I'll explain the benefits of military life to you. 394 00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:42,078 Free food, outdoor activity in the fresh air... 395 00:31:42,147 --> 00:31:44,308 the camaraderie of soldiering... 396 00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:47,715 and that great feeling of belonging. 397 00:31:47,786 --> 00:31:51,586 Now, gentlemen, come with me and I'll help you... 398 00:31:51,656 --> 00:31:55,057 with the little details of joining our group. 399 00:31:55,126 --> 00:31:57,458 Now you're talkin', soldier boy. 400 00:31:57,529 --> 00:32:01,397 After that, we'll take care of another little detail. 401 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:14,001 [Jim] Hey, you, trapper... 402 00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:16,274 what do you got here? 403 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:20,079 I found him up there just this side of timberline. 404 00:32:20,151 --> 00:32:22,119 Just like this. 405 00:32:22,187 --> 00:32:24,280 It's Flint and Quinn, sir. 406 00:32:24,356 --> 00:32:27,052 Yeah, I been hearin' that... 407 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:30,822 military is payin' thirty dollars a head for deserters, dead or alive... 408 00:32:30,895 --> 00:32:33,363 - so I put in for... - Thanks for bringing them in... 409 00:32:33,431 --> 00:32:35,399 but that's all you get. 410 00:32:35,467 --> 00:32:37,935 These two were killed on duty. 411 00:32:38,003 --> 00:32:42,963 - Take care of them, Corporal, and bring those arrows to me. - Yes, sir. 412 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:45,942 Just thanks? That's all I get? 413 00:32:46,011 --> 00:32:49,469 By gollies, l-l-I fetched them a long ways. 414 00:32:49,547 --> 00:32:52,675 Seems like you oughta... do... 415 00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:54,878 somethin' for somebody. 416 00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:57,046 Gets so you can't hardly... 417 00:32:57,122 --> 00:32:59,147 trust nobody no more. 418 00:33:02,294 --> 00:33:04,694 Come on, boy. Let's go. 419 00:33:09,567 --> 00:33:12,229 And you're certain they're Shoshone. 420 00:33:12,304 --> 00:33:15,705 Well, it could be Paiute, sir, but they're not usually this far west. 421 00:33:15,774 --> 00:33:17,935 Then why can't we find any sign of them? 422 00:33:18,009 --> 00:33:20,204 Where did they get to? 423 00:33:21,646 --> 00:33:25,844 - What was in the wagon? - Blankets, rifles, sidearms. 424 00:33:25,917 --> 00:33:29,011 Well, that'll be sold to renegades. 425 00:33:29,087 --> 00:33:31,954 - Put 'em with the other evidence. - Yes, sir. 426 00:33:33,425 --> 00:33:35,359 Jim. 427 00:33:36,995 --> 00:33:40,556 I don't know what I'm gonna tell Washington. 428 00:33:40,632 --> 00:33:42,725 Uh, yes, sir. 429 00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:48,999 [Horse Whinnies] 430 00:34:50,368 --> 00:34:53,064 Halt. Who's there? Identify. 431 00:34:53,138 --> 00:34:55,231 Halt! Corporal of the guard! 432 00:34:55,306 --> 00:34:57,433 Corporal of the guard! We got a deserter! 433 00:34:57,509 --> 00:35:00,069 Check back there. 434 00:35:00,145 --> 00:35:02,943 Secure the gates! 435 00:35:03,014 --> 00:35:05,539 Who is it? I don't know, sir. 436 00:35:05,617 --> 00:35:08,415 - Check the stables and sound assembly immediately. - Yes, sir. 437 00:35:10,355 --> 00:35:13,722 There he is! 438 00:35:17,362 --> 00:35:19,421 What are you doing with these? 439 00:35:23,601 --> 00:35:26,502 When you've been bucked and gagged for a few days... 440 00:35:26,571 --> 00:35:28,971 you'll feel more communicative, soldier. 441 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,838 Put him in the guardhouse. Double the guard. 442 00:35:41,352 --> 00:35:43,286 Company ready for inspection, Corporal? 443 00:35:43,354 --> 00:35:46,448 - Ready for inspection, Sergeant. - I'll conduct the inspection. 444 00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:08,678 [Snoring] 445 00:36:13,852 --> 00:36:17,913 - Is this company ready for inspection, Corporal? - Sorry, Sergeant. 446 00:36:17,989 --> 00:36:20,924 [Snoring Continues] 447 00:36:27,699 --> 00:36:31,567 Did 'ems have a nice nap? 448 00:36:31,636 --> 00:36:34,901 Because we don't want our new recruits to be cranky all day, do we? 449 00:36:34,973 --> 00:36:37,305 - No, sir. - When the corporal ordered inspection arms... 450 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:39,400 he meant everybody. Everybody! 451 00:36:39,477 --> 00:36:42,469 Yes, sir. Yes, uh... 452 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,908 Oh, uh... 453 00:36:49,153 --> 00:36:51,087 I'll just... 454 00:37:03,535 --> 00:37:06,732 The order was for inspection of arms, soldier! 455 00:37:20,518 --> 00:37:22,918 - Ooh! - Sergeant! 456 00:37:25,089 --> 00:37:27,387 Get... Get back in ranks! 457 00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:38,828 Corporal, put these men on a trash detail for one month. 458 00:37:38,903 --> 00:37:43,397 Now you listen to me. For the next ten years, you are mine. 459 00:37:43,474 --> 00:37:46,341 Do you understand? Mine! 460 00:37:46,411 --> 00:37:49,938 And I'm going to make soldiers out of you if I have to kill you in the process. 461 00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:52,414 Corporal, take over. 462 00:37:52,483 --> 00:37:54,917 I didn't have a very good night's sleep. 463 00:37:54,986 --> 00:37:58,649 For talking in ranks, one month on the wood detail! 464 00:37:58,723 --> 00:38:00,850 He didn't know about that rule, sir. 465 00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:03,655 One month on the stable detail for both of you! 466 00:38:03,728 --> 00:38:06,128 And report to me after this formation. 467 00:38:06,197 --> 00:38:10,327 - Actually, it was his fault. - And one month on kitchen police in the officers' mess! 468 00:38:20,411 --> 00:38:23,346 [Violins] 469 00:38:25,383 --> 00:38:27,715 You outdid yourself, Ravencroft. 470 00:38:27,785 --> 00:38:31,687 Yes, it's going to be quite an evening, isn't it? I want everything to go perfectly. 471 00:38:31,756 --> 00:38:34,452 You do plan to announce your engagement this evening. 472 00:38:34,525 --> 00:38:39,224 - I certainly do. I only hope that everything goes... - Oh, there she is now. 473 00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:45,395 Excuse me. 474 00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:07,389 [Man] You two. 475 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:10,154 [Knocking] You two. 476 00:39:10,228 --> 00:39:12,253 Give me a hand? 477 00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:18,602 Take this in there, put it in the center of the table... 478 00:39:18,670 --> 00:39:21,605 and be careful. 479 00:39:28,179 --> 00:39:31,740 Careful! Don't wiggle. Don't spill it! 480 00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:37,512 Be careful, you guys. 481 00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:40,523 [Banjo] 482 00:39:44,562 --> 00:39:47,156 Cake. 483 00:39:48,199 --> 00:39:50,133 You're spilling it. 484 00:39:59,644 --> 00:40:01,771 [Braying] 485 00:40:01,846 --> 00:40:05,714 Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Just officers and their friends. 486 00:40:05,783 --> 00:40:07,717 I am an officer. 487 00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:11,983 I'm a peace officer, and I'm looking for the Apple Dumpling Gang. 488 00:40:12,056 --> 00:40:16,152 - And there they are. - [Braying] 489 00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:18,627 Hands up. 490 00:40:21,399 --> 00:40:24,061 [Growling] 491 00:40:24,135 --> 00:40:27,195 - How'd he ever find us here? - Your mule, that's how. 492 00:40:27,271 --> 00:40:30,035 Restrain that man! 493 00:40:30,108 --> 00:40:32,542 [Gaskill] Hold him, Corporal. 494 00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:35,135 We're never gonna make corporal now. 495 00:40:35,213 --> 00:40:37,147 We ain't even gonna make roll call. 496 00:40:37,215 --> 00:40:40,878 I tracked 'em! They're mine! Mine! 497 00:40:43,521 --> 00:40:45,819 Get the fire brigade! 498 00:40:45,890 --> 00:40:49,382 - [Men Shouting] - Let's get out of here. 499 00:40:56,901 --> 00:41:00,769 [Screaming] Ooh! 500 00:41:08,579 --> 00:41:11,980 What's going on here? Oh, I might have known it. 501 00:41:12,049 --> 00:41:14,415 Get some water and put out this fire! 502 00:41:14,485 --> 00:41:18,114 - Over there! - Water! Water. Oh. 503 00:41:21,659 --> 00:41:23,889 [Shouting Continues] 504 00:41:35,573 --> 00:41:38,098 [Bell Ringing] 505 00:41:38,176 --> 00:41:40,110 You two! 506 00:41:40,178 --> 00:41:44,512 Get the powder out of that shed before the magazine goes up! 507 00:41:44,582 --> 00:41:47,210 Corporal, get a bucket brigade started. Fast. 508 00:41:47,285 --> 00:41:49,310 Fire brigade, let's go! Move it! 509 00:41:54,625 --> 00:41:57,059 - Where are we supposed to put this? - The man said get it out. 510 00:41:57,128 --> 00:41:59,119 Hey, can you see what's burnin'? 511 00:41:59,197 --> 00:42:01,188 I, uh, can't see... 512 00:42:01,265 --> 00:42:03,165 but, uh, it sounds like the whole fort's stirred up. 513 00:42:03,234 --> 00:42:05,725 Yeah, well I'm gonna see what's happenin'. 514 00:42:05,803 --> 00:42:08,294 Come on! Get the water up there! 515 00:42:08,372 --> 00:42:10,465 Come on. Get those buckets in. 516 00:42:14,478 --> 00:42:16,776 [Slaughter] Come on, come on. Hurry. 517 00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,710 [Slaughter] Keep 'em comin'. 518 00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:27,624 Pardon me. 519 00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:37,929 Gimme that bucket. 520 00:42:38,002 --> 00:42:40,402 [Screaming] 521 00:42:40,471 --> 00:42:43,338 Get him outta there. 522 00:42:46,010 --> 00:42:48,604 Get dirt on that fire! 523 00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:52,171 Keep them buckets movin', movin', or we're gonna lose the mess hall! 524 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:55,344 Get the civilians out of the fort. 525 00:42:57,355 --> 00:43:00,119 Open the gates! 526 00:43:08,532 --> 00:43:10,466 Amos! 527 00:43:10,534 --> 00:43:13,594 - There's no water over here! - There's plenty over here, Theodore. 528 00:43:18,242 --> 00:43:20,369 L-I could do that. 529 00:43:20,444 --> 00:43:23,936 [Slaughter] Corporal, never mind that. Bring your squad over here! 530 00:43:24,015 --> 00:43:25,949 Hurry, hurry. 531 00:43:28,853 --> 00:43:32,482 - [Theodore] Amos! - Huh? Don't worry, I got her. 532 00:43:32,556 --> 00:43:34,649 Amos! 533 00:43:34,725 --> 00:43:37,660 Clear the area! 534 00:43:44,802 --> 00:43:47,168 Get out of here! Come on! 535 00:43:47,238 --> 00:43:49,968 [Hitchcock Screaming] 536 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:52,134 [Maniacal Laughter] 537 00:43:52,209 --> 00:43:55,007 Come on, Amos! 538 00:43:56,414 --> 00:43:58,644 Come back, boys. [Laughing] 539 00:43:58,716 --> 00:44:01,651 Come here, boys. 540 00:44:15,266 --> 00:44:18,167 [Gaskill] Careful! Careful out there! 541 00:44:18,235 --> 00:44:21,295 [Slaughter] Come on, come on. Move it! 542 00:44:30,681 --> 00:44:33,047 Hey, hey! Get me out of here! 543 00:44:34,118 --> 00:44:36,052 Get me out ofhere! 544 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,953 - Come on, hurry up! - All right, all right. 545 00:44:39,023 --> 00:44:40,957 Okay, soldier, grab a bucket. 546 00:44:41,025 --> 00:44:43,255 - Yes, sir. - Follow me. We need all the help we can get. 547 00:44:46,864 --> 00:44:49,424 Yes, sir. 548 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:54,403 Jim, get Millie out of the compound. This whole fort's gonna go. Stay with her! 549 00:45:00,177 --> 00:45:03,044 Hyah, hyah! 550 00:45:08,085 --> 00:45:11,987 Hyah! Move 'em! Hyah! 551 00:45:15,659 --> 00:45:17,320 [Millie Screaming] 552 00:45:17,395 --> 00:45:19,955 Hyah! Hyah! 553 00:45:26,570 --> 00:45:28,902 [Shouting Continues] 554 00:46:01,772 --> 00:46:04,798 Theodore? 555 00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:06,809 Theodore. 556 00:46:08,879 --> 00:46:12,815 Better get that punch bowl back on the table. That cook's gonna get mad. 557 00:46:19,623 --> 00:46:22,558 [Bugle] 558 00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:30,230 With your permission, I'd like to take out a squad to look for Millie. 559 00:46:30,301 --> 00:46:32,360 I'm sure Private Reid took her hostage. 560 00:46:32,436 --> 00:46:35,234 We have four patrols out already, Lieutenant... 561 00:46:35,306 --> 00:46:39,003 and we are presently reduced to a skeletal force... 562 00:46:39,076 --> 00:46:42,512 that couldn't defend these shambles against a stiff breeze! 563 00:46:43,881 --> 00:46:46,816 Through the years, this proud fort... 564 00:46:46,884 --> 00:46:50,911 Fort Concho, has withstood seven Indian assaults... 565 00:46:50,988 --> 00:46:54,151 four sieges, plague... 566 00:46:54,225 --> 00:46:57,217 drought, the blizzard of'68... 567 00:46:57,294 --> 00:46:59,762 and an outbreak of acute dysentery. 568 00:46:59,830 --> 00:47:03,891 - We weathered them all, Lieutenant... - Yes, sir. 569 00:47:03,968 --> 00:47:08,530 Never once dipping our colors. 570 00:47:08,606 --> 00:47:12,474 Then, in less than four hours... 571 00:47:12,543 --> 00:47:16,912 two of our own men... 572 00:47:16,981 --> 00:47:18,915 those two... 573 00:47:18,983 --> 00:47:23,579 brought Fort Concho to its knees. 574 00:47:30,394 --> 00:47:34,660 Even if I could explain to Washington what happened... 575 00:47:34,732 --> 00:47:37,394 they'd never understand. 576 00:47:37,468 --> 00:47:39,902 I know those people back there. 577 00:47:42,373 --> 00:47:46,400 Yes, sir. Um, why don't you try to lie down, Major? 578 00:47:47,545 --> 00:47:51,276 Because my quarters are destroyed! 579 00:47:51,348 --> 00:47:54,283 I have no bed to lie on. 580 00:47:59,023 --> 00:48:02,390 Corporal, tell these two men... 581 00:48:02,459 --> 00:48:05,485 that they're gonna hang there in the sun for the next three days... 582 00:48:05,563 --> 00:48:08,623 with just enough water to keep them barely alive! 583 00:48:08,699 --> 00:48:12,328 Then they're gonna be cut down, and they're gonna rebuild this fort... 584 00:48:12,403 --> 00:48:15,531 piece by piece, log by log... 585 00:48:15,606 --> 00:48:18,131 even if it takes the rest of their lives! 586 00:48:20,010 --> 00:48:22,945 You two men are gonna hang there in the sun for three days... 587 00:48:23,013 --> 00:48:25,140 I think we heard him, Corporal. 588 00:48:29,053 --> 00:48:31,886 [Groaning] 589 00:48:36,060 --> 00:48:39,496 Say, Theodore, how long you think it's gonna take us to rebuild this fort? 590 00:48:42,533 --> 00:48:45,866 Well... 591 00:48:45,936 --> 00:48:48,063 [Growling] 592 00:48:53,177 --> 00:48:56,510 I don't think we're gonna have to worry about that. 593 00:49:02,086 --> 00:49:07,183 - Mornin', Mr. Hitchcock. - We was just hopin' we'd run into you, Mr. Hitchcock. 594 00:49:07,258 --> 00:49:09,283 It-It's about that, uh... 595 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,885 you know, back there in Junction City... 596 00:49:11,962 --> 00:49:13,896 For bank robbery... 597 00:49:13,964 --> 00:49:16,455 [Neck Muscles Crack, Groans] 598 00:49:16,533 --> 00:49:20,162 For destruction of private property... 599 00:49:20,237 --> 00:49:23,502 for creating a public nuisance... 600 00:49:23,574 --> 00:49:28,511 for interference with an officer in the performance of his duty... 601 00:49:28,579 --> 00:49:32,310 for illegal flight to avoid prosecution... 602 00:49:32,383 --> 00:49:34,317 I didn't know we did all those things. You, Theodore? 603 00:49:34,385 --> 00:49:37,650 And miscellaneous misdemeanors... 604 00:49:37,721 --> 00:49:41,282 I am going to put you out of your misery... 605 00:49:41,358 --> 00:49:44,327 and take you back toJunction City... 606 00:49:44,395 --> 00:49:48,126 draped over the back of your own mule. 607 00:49:48,198 --> 00:49:50,598 Don't we get to stand trial? 608 00:49:50,668 --> 00:49:54,263 You forfeited the right to your trial... 609 00:49:54,338 --> 00:49:59,275 when you made me follow your jackass all over the countryside. 610 00:50:01,378 --> 00:50:05,075 Mr. Hitchcock has a point there, Theodore. We did put this man through an awful lot of trouble. 611 00:50:05,149 --> 00:50:07,845 Will you just shut up. 612 00:50:07,918 --> 00:50:12,446 Now, we got a fort to build here, Mr. Hitchcock. But just as soon as we're finished here... 613 00:50:12,523 --> 00:50:16,687 we'll meet you back at Junction City, and then you can put us out of our misery then. 614 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,661 Save your breath. 615 00:50:19,730 --> 00:50:24,724 You are both going to be shot between the eyes. 616 00:50:26,470 --> 00:50:29,997 I won't make it any easier on you... 617 00:50:30,074 --> 00:50:32,542 but I will make it... 618 00:50:32,609 --> 00:50:36,204 somewhat of a challenge for myself. 619 00:50:37,381 --> 00:50:39,645 You oughta get some butter on those hands. 620 00:50:43,387 --> 00:50:45,321 [Grunting] 621 00:50:47,424 --> 00:50:50,222 [Gun Firing] 622 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,627 - Hold it. Hold it. - Let me go! Let me go! 623 00:50:58,702 --> 00:51:02,502 You're interfering with a police officer in the performance of his duty! 624 00:51:02,573 --> 00:51:04,598 They're not gonna get off that easy. 625 00:51:04,675 --> 00:51:08,270 They're mine for the next ten years. Do you hear me? Mine! Mine! 626 00:51:08,345 --> 00:51:10,540 Corporal of the guard! 627 00:51:10,681 --> 00:51:13,673 [Millie] But why did you kidnap me? 628 00:51:13,751 --> 00:51:16,982 [Reid] Darlin', you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. 629 00:51:17,054 --> 00:51:19,181 It was not for your company, I assure you. 630 00:51:19,256 --> 00:51:22,487 Do you think you can elude the entire garrison? 631 00:51:22,559 --> 00:51:24,550 I am gonna try. 632 00:51:24,628 --> 00:51:28,064 You do seem awfully familiar with the back trails around here. 633 00:51:28,132 --> 00:51:30,896 Most of'em. I have to be. 634 00:51:30,968 --> 00:51:34,836 You're involved with these military thefts, aren't you? 635 00:51:34,905 --> 00:51:37,135 That should be pretty obvious by now. 636 00:51:37,207 --> 00:51:40,005 You'll be shot when they catch ya. 637 00:51:40,077 --> 00:51:43,945 Well, that's the chance you take in this business. Giddyup! 638 00:51:44,014 --> 00:51:47,643 Hello, in the cabin. 639 00:51:47,718 --> 00:51:49,845 Hello! 640 00:51:52,689 --> 00:51:54,884 Whoa. 641 00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,894 Hello, Jeff. 642 00:51:58,962 --> 00:52:01,760 Howdy, Martha. Excuse me. 643 00:52:04,101 --> 00:52:06,296 - Allow me. - I can get down myself, thank you. 644 00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:08,895 Who's that with you, Jeff? 645 00:52:08,972 --> 00:52:13,534 Miss Gaskill, I'd like you to meet an old friend of mine, Mrs. Martha Austin. 646 00:52:13,610 --> 00:52:18,377 Well, I'm not his friend. I'm his prisoner, and I plead to you as another woman to help me. 647 00:52:18,449 --> 00:52:23,978 Lot of women wouldn't be all that upset over your predicament. Come on in. 648 00:52:44,141 --> 00:52:46,405 Leave the flowers, Jeff. There's more. 649 00:52:48,278 --> 00:52:50,337 How 'bout you, Miss Gaskill? 650 00:52:50,414 --> 00:52:52,939 No, thank you. I'm thoroughly exhausted. 651 00:52:53,016 --> 00:52:56,213 - I'd like to lay down if I may. - Of course. 652 00:52:56,286 --> 00:52:59,278 Just as soon as you finish the dishes, Miss Gaskill. 653 00:52:59,356 --> 00:53:02,348 You want to wash or dry? And in the morning... 654 00:53:02,426 --> 00:53:04,690 we'll see about rebuilding that woodpile, Martha. 655 00:53:04,761 --> 00:53:07,389 Excuse me. 656 00:53:13,804 --> 00:53:17,672 Now, how much more of this do we have to stack? 657 00:53:17,741 --> 00:53:20,403 Well, Miss Gaskill, you're just gettin' off to a good start. 658 00:53:30,821 --> 00:53:32,914 Uh, Miss Gaskill, let me, uh... 659 00:53:32,990 --> 00:53:34,958 Let me save you some steps there. 660 00:53:35,025 --> 00:53:39,325 Here ya go. Put your arms out. Good. 661 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,934 Hold on, hold on. 662 00:53:45,002 --> 00:53:47,027 - What do you mean, "Hold on"? - Here we go. 663 00:53:47,104 --> 00:53:49,937 - That's enough. - Just one more. One more. There we go. 664 00:53:50,007 --> 00:53:53,966 There. Lieutenant Ravencroft would be very proud of you. 665 00:53:54,044 --> 00:53:57,013 Oh, I swear, when they find us, you're gonna get what's comin' to you. 666 00:53:57,080 --> 00:54:00,607 Well, in that case, we better hurry up and get this wood chopped. Come on. Off you go. 667 00:54:00,684 --> 00:54:03,983 - I can't! - Whoa! 668 00:54:05,522 --> 00:54:08,787 - Are you all right, Millie? - Would you get your hands off me? 669 00:54:08,859 --> 00:54:12,022 It seems that I'm all that's between you and a very nasty fall... 670 00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:14,928 - and you should be thankin' me. - Please? 671 00:54:14,998 --> 00:54:18,798 Well, I didn't know that army brats knew that word. 672 00:54:18,869 --> 00:54:20,837 [Screams] 673 00:54:22,372 --> 00:54:24,306 There you go. 674 00:54:27,911 --> 00:54:32,177 [Major] Prisoners, front and center, ho! 675 00:54:45,095 --> 00:54:48,861 A court-martial has found you guilty of... 676 00:55:01,745 --> 00:55:05,203 more charges than I care to enumerate at this time... 677 00:55:05,282 --> 00:55:09,116 - but enough to commit you to Bridger Military Prison... - Oh, they're mine. 678 00:55:09,186 --> 00:55:12,952 All mine. Oh, yes, you see, I caught them, and so, they're mine. 679 00:55:13,023 --> 00:55:16,891 There's nothing to worry about. I have everything under complete control. 680 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:21,056 They're mine! Mine, all mine! [Screams] 681 00:55:21,131 --> 00:55:23,258 [Screaming Continues] 682 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:26,632 Whatever's fair. We don't want to cause any trouble. 683 00:55:26,703 --> 00:55:31,470 To Bridger Military Prison, where you will remain at hard labor for 30 years. 684 00:55:31,541 --> 00:55:36,501 I regret that is the maximum penalty the law allows. 685 00:55:37,981 --> 00:55:39,915 I want to add... 686 00:55:39,983 --> 00:55:42,952 that I am being relieved of my position here. 687 00:55:43,019 --> 00:55:47,854 Two weeks from today, Lt. Ravencroft will be promoted... 688 00:55:47,924 --> 00:55:50,290 and will assume command of the post. 689 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,828 - Congratulations, sir. - Mmm-mmm. 690 00:55:52,896 --> 00:55:55,990 I can say without reservation... 691 00:55:56,066 --> 00:55:59,263 that I have... you to thank for it! 692 00:56:00,604 --> 00:56:02,868 Sergeant, Corporal. 693 00:56:06,510 --> 00:56:08,774 [Horse Neighing] 694 00:56:17,187 --> 00:56:19,883 - Take them away. - [Soldier] Move. 695 00:56:26,863 --> 00:56:29,730 [Hitchcock Laughing Maniacally] 696 00:56:29,799 --> 00:56:32,768 I'll be waiting for you! 697 00:56:32,836 --> 00:56:35,168 If it takes a hundred years, I'll get you! 698 00:56:35,238 --> 00:56:37,297 I'm going to get you! 699 00:56:37,374 --> 00:56:41,572 [Crazed Laughing] 700 00:56:47,951 --> 00:56:51,352 - Move 'em out! - [Soldier] Detail, move. 701 00:56:51,421 --> 00:56:54,356 [Hitchcock's Laughter Continues] 702 00:57:04,334 --> 00:57:08,634 My, how you manage by yourself I'll never know. 703 00:57:08,705 --> 00:57:10,832 Don't you get lonesome way out here? 704 00:57:10,907 --> 00:57:13,398 The Norwoods live upstream a ways. 705 00:57:13,476 --> 00:57:16,206 They look in on me once in awhile. 706 00:57:16,279 --> 00:57:18,804 But I don't miss anything. 707 00:57:18,882 --> 00:57:21,407 I've lived my life, and it's been a good one. 708 00:57:23,887 --> 00:57:27,448 Martha, where did you ever meet Private Reid? 709 00:57:27,524 --> 00:57:31,824 Jeff? I didn't even know he was in the army. 710 00:57:31,895 --> 00:57:34,022 I just know he's a good man. 711 00:57:34,097 --> 00:57:38,864 A good man! Why... Why, he's an arrogant scoundrel and a disgrace to his country! 712 00:57:38,935 --> 00:57:43,599 Oh, I don't know. I do know he has a much higher opinion of you. 713 00:57:43,673 --> 00:57:45,607 Oh, really. 714 00:57:46,743 --> 00:57:48,734 He loves you. 715 00:57:48,812 --> 00:57:50,746 Loves? 716 00:57:52,515 --> 00:57:54,847 Loves me? 717 00:57:56,252 --> 00:57:59,278 Oh, now whatever gave you that idea? 718 00:57:59,356 --> 00:58:02,553 I can hear it every time he speaks to you. 719 00:58:02,626 --> 00:58:07,086 Every time he says, "Miss Gaskill." 720 00:58:07,163 --> 00:58:10,155 It's filled with love. 721 00:58:10,233 --> 00:58:12,701 You're a lucky girl. 722 00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:21,372 [Horse Approaching] 723 00:58:21,444 --> 00:58:24,072 - Captain Phillips. - [Phillips] Lieutenant. 724 00:58:24,147 --> 00:58:27,708 - Seen any patrols? - No, sir. 725 00:58:27,784 --> 00:58:30,082 Not a sign. 726 00:58:30,153 --> 00:58:33,452 Good to see you. [Chuckles] 727 00:58:33,523 --> 00:58:35,787 I got something for ya. 728 00:58:35,859 --> 00:58:38,794 Colonel Stevenson, who hopes you're well. 729 00:58:38,862 --> 00:58:43,299 And that I've got something definite to report on these army supply thefts, I'm sure. 730 00:58:43,366 --> 00:58:46,665 Well, there was some mention of that, yes. 731 00:58:46,736 --> 00:58:49,864 You know, I haven't got one solid clue yet, Lieutenant... 732 00:58:49,939 --> 00:58:54,205 but all indications are that the answer is somewhere inside Fort Concho. 733 00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:57,906 Right now I need some more help from you and Colonel Stevenson. 734 00:58:57,981 --> 00:59:00,677 First thing, I'd like to get some new I.D. Papers... 735 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:02,377 a little bit more cash... 736 00:59:06,322 --> 00:59:09,189 Oh, hi, Martha. It's me. 737 00:59:09,259 --> 00:59:12,854 - She's gone. - What do you mean? Where is she? 738 00:59:12,929 --> 00:59:18,629 I didn't think she'd have the salt to try it on her own, but she did. 739 00:59:18,702 --> 00:59:21,899 - Martha, she... - She'll be all right, Jeff. 740 00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:26,203 If she sticks to the stream, she'll come upon the Norwood place. 741 00:59:26,276 --> 00:59:29,803 They'll give her a hand back to the fort. 742 00:59:31,147 --> 00:59:33,479 [Sighs] 743 00:59:35,852 --> 00:59:38,184 And Lt. Ravencroft? 744 00:59:38,254 --> 00:59:42,816 I'm sorry, Jeff. I truly am. 745 00:59:51,634 --> 00:59:54,000 Hey, they're here. 746 00:59:54,070 --> 00:59:57,062 They sure ain't taking any chances with them guys. 747 00:59:57,140 --> 01:00:00,667 Wonder how fast they really are. I don't want to be the one to find out. 748 01:00:11,488 --> 01:00:14,753 Everybody sure has been nice to us, Theodore. 749 01:00:14,824 --> 01:00:18,624 The guy who gave us these uniforms, wanted to make sure they fit. Even called us "sir." 750 01:00:18,695 --> 01:00:21,357 That's because they think we're the fastest guns in the West. 751 01:00:21,431 --> 01:00:24,366 - Well, we did get Woolly Bill. - On the first bounce. 752 01:00:24,434 --> 01:00:27,995 If it ever gets out what really happened in that bank, we won't last a week in here. 753 01:00:28,071 --> 01:00:32,098 - What are you gonna do? - First, we gotta find out who's really running things here. 754 01:00:32,175 --> 01:00:36,669 - Once we back him down, we got no more problems. You got me? - Right. 755 01:00:39,382 --> 01:00:41,316 [Unlocking Door] 756 01:00:43,219 --> 01:00:46,154 [Prisoners Chattering] 757 01:01:04,374 --> 01:01:06,308 Psst. 758 01:01:08,378 --> 01:01:11,643 Remember who we're supposed to be. 759 01:01:22,792 --> 01:01:25,352 - [Shuddering] - All right. 760 01:01:25,428 --> 01:01:27,953 Who's the number one cock-a-doodle-doo around here? 761 01:01:28,031 --> 01:01:31,467 - W-What? - "What?" 762 01:01:31,534 --> 01:01:34,128 [Grunts] 763 01:01:44,113 --> 01:01:47,446 - Now, who is he? - It's-It's Mac! It's Mac! 764 01:01:47,517 --> 01:01:50,509 - Mac who? - Uh, I don't know. 765 01:01:50,587 --> 01:01:53,147 They just call him "Big Mac." 766 01:01:53,223 --> 01:01:56,192 Where is this Big Mac? 767 01:01:56,259 --> 01:01:58,955 I don't know. [Panting] 768 01:01:59,028 --> 01:02:02,020 Not many of these fellas have ever seen him. 769 01:02:02,098 --> 01:02:05,124 Big Mac don't, don't never come out here in the yard, n-never. 770 01:02:05,201 --> 01:02:09,137 Well, you get word to this, uh, Big Mac... 771 01:02:09,205 --> 01:02:13,198 that the Apple Dumpling Gang wants to see him. 772 01:02:13,276 --> 01:02:15,210 Okay? 773 01:02:15,278 --> 01:02:17,405 Uh-h-h, Apple Dumpling Gang. 774 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,846 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 775 01:02:21,284 --> 01:02:23,844 [Straining] 776 01:02:26,189 --> 01:02:28,521 - Move out. - Y-Yes, sir. 777 01:02:29,759 --> 01:02:31,989 - Move it! - [Gasps] Yes, sir! 778 01:02:34,864 --> 01:02:38,527 [Man] One, two, three. Heave! 779 01:02:43,172 --> 01:02:45,299 [Bugle] 780 01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:50,039 Sometimes I wished we'd left Marshal Hitchcock to his own devices. 781 01:02:50,113 --> 01:02:53,276 - How's he doing? - He's been released from the infirmary. 782 01:02:53,349 --> 01:02:56,910 Not all together cured, I'd say, but better. 783 01:02:56,986 --> 01:03:01,582 About the robberies, Jim, I hate to pass on unfinished business... 784 01:03:01,658 --> 01:03:04,024 but I did everything I knew how. 785 01:03:04,093 --> 01:03:06,118 You did everything humanly possible. 786 01:03:06,195 --> 01:03:10,825 But it wasn't enough. They stole another cavy of horses just two days ago. 787 01:03:10,900 --> 01:03:16,065 - I'm beginning to think these raids are done by ghosts. - It's uncanny, sir. 788 01:03:16,139 --> 01:03:19,267 Well, it's off my shoulders now. 789 01:03:19,342 --> 01:03:21,435 Daddy, it's unfair. 790 01:03:21,511 --> 01:03:25,311 Nothing is fair in this world, Millie. 791 01:03:25,381 --> 01:03:31,047 I'm sorry about your wedding plans, but you could hardly stay here under these conditions. 792 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,351 Now you know I'll be all right. You don't have to worry about me. 793 01:03:34,424 --> 01:03:36,824 We'll be married just as soon as I take my leave, sir. 794 01:03:44,267 --> 01:03:48,363 Hey, Theodore, when we get out of here in 30 years, are we gonna go straight again? 795 01:03:48,438 --> 01:03:50,804 I'll think about that when the time comes. 796 01:03:50,873 --> 01:03:55,105 Listen, did that guard say to go left or right when we passed them boilers? 797 01:03:55,178 --> 01:03:57,806 He said to go right. 798 01:03:57,880 --> 01:04:01,316 This is a strange place for a shipping room. 799 01:04:01,384 --> 01:04:06,048 I don't think we're supposed to be down here. We must've made a wrong turn somewhere. 800 01:04:08,925 --> 01:04:11,155 Uh, where... 801 01:04:19,602 --> 01:04:23,436 - [Gasping] - Uh, Theodore? 802 01:04:26,642 --> 01:04:29,440 - Theodore, what did you do? - [Men Chattering] 803 01:04:29,512 --> 01:04:32,845 - Shh. - [Man] It'll be a week or so till we get the cash. 804 01:04:32,915 --> 01:04:37,079 - We'll make the split then. - You did a goodjob. No witnesses. 805 01:04:37,153 --> 01:04:40,088 - That's the way I want it. - [Whispers] Amos. 806 01:04:40,156 --> 01:04:43,250 You boys have had it pretty easy up till now. 807 01:04:43,326 --> 01:04:46,853 But I wanna tell you, holdin'up a train isn't easy as them wagons. 808 01:04:46,929 --> 01:04:49,727 There'll be plenty of guards around that payroll. 809 01:04:49,799 --> 01:04:51,926 We'll take care of the guards. 810 01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:57,029 Reno, you're in charge. Blainey, go along with him, make sure there ain't no mistakes. 811 01:04:57,106 --> 01:05:00,564 Now I'll be waiting in the meadow at the Cuddy Grade. 812 01:05:00,643 --> 01:05:05,171 You work your way up to the baggage cart, throw the money out there. 813 01:05:05,248 --> 01:05:08,740 Stay on the train till you get to Oakdale, then get off. 814 01:05:08,818 --> 01:05:14,654 If everything goes well, I figure we should be able to meet back here in 45 minutes. 815 01:05:14,724 --> 01:05:17,420 An hour, at the outside. 816 01:05:17,493 --> 01:05:21,224 $50,000 an hour. That's pretty good pay. 817 01:05:33,176 --> 01:05:35,804 [Gasps] 818 01:05:39,182 --> 01:05:43,278 Uh, could you direct us to the Bridger Military Prison, please? 819 01:05:43,352 --> 01:05:45,980 Who the blazes are you? 820 01:05:46,055 --> 01:05:48,819 Ya ever hear of the Apple Dumpling Gang, punk? 821 01:05:49,759 --> 01:05:51,693 Why didn't you say so? 822 01:05:51,761 --> 01:05:53,888 I hear you wanna see me. 823 01:05:53,963 --> 01:05:58,161 Maybe we do, maybe we don't. Whose little boy are you? 824 01:05:58,234 --> 01:06:01,169 [Chuckling] 825 01:06:03,506 --> 01:06:05,497 I'm Mac. 826 01:06:05,575 --> 01:06:08,738 Mac who, fuzzy face? 827 01:06:23,025 --> 01:06:26,552 That Mac. Probably wants to talk to you. 828 01:06:27,864 --> 01:06:31,561 Uh, we just wanted to say howdy. 829 01:06:33,469 --> 01:06:35,528 Howdy. 830 01:06:35,605 --> 01:06:38,073 How long were you there and what'd you hear? 831 01:06:38,141 --> 01:06:40,837 Oh, nothing. We just got here, Mr. Mac. 832 01:06:40,910 --> 01:06:43,902 We didn't hear nothing about any train robbery, did we? 833 01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:47,279 No, no. Didn't hear nothing about the money either. 834 01:06:47,350 --> 01:06:50,911 - Boys. - Wait a minute. 835 01:06:52,255 --> 01:06:55,850 Mac, we can use a couple of extra guns on this job. 836 01:06:57,293 --> 01:06:59,955 Yeah, I hear you boys are pretty handy with the iron. 837 01:07:00,029 --> 01:07:04,864 That's right. Pound for pound, we're the best in the West. 838 01:07:06,369 --> 01:07:08,530 [Big Mac] Well, good. 839 01:07:08,604 --> 01:07:14,406 Yes. [Chuckling] Well, here. We'll give you a chance to prove it. 840 01:07:22,552 --> 01:07:25,487 [Chuckling] 841 01:07:25,555 --> 01:07:28,080 Well, now that's what I call shootin'. 842 01:07:28,157 --> 01:07:30,853 Maybe we can use you boys. 843 01:07:30,927 --> 01:07:34,556 Uh, are you gentlemen prisoners here? 844 01:07:34,630 --> 01:07:36,564 When we feel like it. 845 01:07:38,367 --> 01:07:42,098 It ain't all that surprisin' when you know the story. 846 01:07:42,171 --> 01:07:45,402 See, Bridger here was built by army prisoners. 847 01:07:45,474 --> 01:07:48,307 When they was digging the foundation, they found these caverns. 848 01:07:48,377 --> 01:07:51,904 [Chuckling] A few of the boys just kept it under their hat. 849 01:07:51,981 --> 01:07:54,449 Figured they'd use it later to bust out. 850 01:07:54,517 --> 01:07:57,748 [Chuckles] But it turned out to be the perfect hideout. 851 01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:03,122 Now, where's the last place the law would look for a person that was robbin' a supply wagon? 852 01:08:03,192 --> 01:08:05,854 Why, that's a toughie. Now, where is the last place... 853 01:08:05,928 --> 01:08:07,623 - Prison. - Huh? 854 01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:10,427 You got a head on you, boy. 855 01:08:10,499 --> 01:08:12,433 Just barely. 856 01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:17,836 So we figured why bust out and be on the dodge the rest of our lives. 857 01:08:17,907 --> 01:08:22,037 Stay in prison and run the whole operation from here. Live like kings. 858 01:08:22,111 --> 01:08:24,102 Come and go when we want. 859 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:27,775 Feel the need for a little relaxation, a little female companionship... 860 01:08:27,850 --> 01:08:29,715 we just ride into town. 861 01:08:29,785 --> 01:08:31,878 Makes life in prison very comfortable. 862 01:08:31,954 --> 01:08:34,980 Does Warden Waddell know about this? 863 01:08:35,057 --> 01:08:38,891 No! Nobody does, but the seven of us. 864 01:08:38,961 --> 01:08:42,055 Well, nine of us now and the outside man. 865 01:08:42,131 --> 01:08:45,828 - Who's that? - You'll meet him when the time comes. 866 01:08:45,901 --> 01:08:48,836 The outside man lets us know when there's a wagon... 867 01:08:48,904 --> 01:08:51,338 or a shipment coming through with somethin' worthwhile on it. 868 01:08:51,407 --> 01:08:53,568 He gets a cut for his trouble. 869 01:08:53,643 --> 01:08:56,840 You'll get yours too if you handle yourselves all right. 870 01:08:58,247 --> 01:09:00,875 We'll be watching ya. [Chuckles] 871 01:09:04,987 --> 01:09:07,922 We'll slip into town one or two at a time. 872 01:09:07,990 --> 01:09:12,188 - You two know where your spot is? - The Variety Saloon. 873 01:09:12,261 --> 01:09:15,196 I want everyone in place at 12:00 sharp. 874 01:09:15,264 --> 01:09:17,323 And you better be there. 875 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,062 12:00 sharp. Don't worry. 876 01:09:20,136 --> 01:09:22,696 Giddap! Come on! 877 01:09:26,309 --> 01:09:30,245 You know, Theodore. Robbin' army payroll ain't exactly goin' straight. 878 01:09:30,313 --> 01:09:34,079 We ain't robbed no payroll yet, Amos, and we ain't goin' to. 879 01:09:34,150 --> 01:09:36,175 I'm thinkin' on a plan. 880 01:09:36,252 --> 01:09:38,482 Better come up with it by noon. 881 01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:41,648 If you don't have it by noon... Wait for me. 882 01:09:43,592 --> 01:09:46,891 All we gotta do is have the sheriff in this town... 883 01:09:46,962 --> 01:09:49,260 Iock us up under protective custody. 884 01:09:49,332 --> 01:09:53,325 Then we just lay back and let him handle the rest. We'll be heroes. 885 01:09:59,008 --> 01:10:03,604 If you're looking for Sheriff Vaughn, he's over at the Widow Bradshaw's. 886 01:10:03,679 --> 01:10:07,171 Seems a fox has been gettin' into her chicken house again. 887 01:10:07,249 --> 01:10:12,084 Hmm! Usually takes the sheriff about a week to settle the matter. 888 01:10:12,154 --> 01:10:14,918 - A week? - Yeah, we can't... A week? 889 01:10:14,990 --> 01:10:18,824 We can't wait a week. I mean, already the little hand's on 12, big hand's on 11. 890 01:10:18,894 --> 01:10:22,352 You need a lawman, the federal marshal's down at the Variety's. 891 01:10:23,566 --> 01:10:26,364 - Let's go! Come on! - Hey, Theodore. 892 01:10:26,435 --> 01:10:29,131 Are we in more trouble here or back in Junction City? 893 01:10:29,205 --> 01:10:32,231 When you're in this much trouble, it can't get worse. 894 01:10:35,644 --> 01:10:39,740 [Clears Throat] Howdy. Uh, we're lookin' for the marshal. 895 01:10:39,815 --> 01:10:42,648 We've got a marshal here, of sorts. 896 01:10:42,718 --> 01:10:45,778 But I don't know as he can handle your complaint though. 897 01:10:45,855 --> 01:10:48,255 - I'm sure he can. - Oh, sure he can. Where is he? 898 01:10:48,324 --> 01:10:50,849 Right over there. 899 01:10:50,926 --> 01:10:55,192 - [Groaning] - It's the famous Marshal Woolly Bill Hitchcock. 900 01:10:55,264 --> 01:10:58,700 He's just a shell of a man he was before the Apple Dumpling Gang got away from him. 901 01:10:58,768 --> 01:11:00,895 - Shall I wake him up? - [Both] Uh, no, no. 902 01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:03,063 - Let him sleep. We're just leaving. - Thank you very much. 903 01:11:22,725 --> 01:11:25,353 - Where's the backdoor? - In the back. 904 01:11:41,710 --> 01:11:43,644 Amos! 905 01:11:43,712 --> 01:11:46,476 [Screams] 906 01:11:53,055 --> 01:11:54,989 It's noon. 907 01:12:03,365 --> 01:12:06,129 Whiskey. 908 01:12:06,202 --> 01:12:08,136 Where's the two new gunslingers? 909 01:12:08,204 --> 01:12:10,764 They'll be here. They better. 910 01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:13,138 Where we goin'? I can't see. 911 01:12:13,209 --> 01:12:15,837 I don't know. Just act nonchalant. 912 01:12:18,547 --> 01:12:20,947 - Hey, look, a couple of girls. - [Men Whistling] 913 01:12:21,016 --> 01:12:23,041 [Both Stammering] 914 01:12:23,118 --> 01:12:25,279 [Man] Come down here, girls. Let's dance! 915 01:12:25,354 --> 01:12:27,345 - Remember them? - The bank robbers? 916 01:12:27,423 --> 01:12:31,120 - [Man] Play a tune, Charlie. Maybe they'll dance. - Big Mac. 917 01:12:31,193 --> 01:12:33,957 [Piano, Cancan] Woolly Bill. 918 01:12:34,029 --> 01:12:37,055 - They're all here. - Hey, come on! 919 01:12:37,132 --> 01:12:41,933 - What are we gonna do? - We're gonna dance. Come on. 920 01:12:42,004 --> 01:12:45,804 [Men Cheering, Whooping] 921 01:12:53,716 --> 01:12:56,480 - How long do we have to keep this up, Theodore? - I don't know. 922 01:12:56,552 --> 01:12:58,577 - Come on. Let's dance. - [Gasps] 923 01:12:58,654 --> 01:13:01,316 Hey, play something we can dance to. 924 01:13:01,390 --> 01:13:03,324 [Moans] Whoops. 925 01:13:03,392 --> 01:13:05,553 ["My Darling Clementine"] 926 01:13:09,131 --> 01:13:11,622 Come on, honey. Don't play hard to get. 927 01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:15,796 - You're for me. I like mine with a little meat on 'em. - [Mock Laughter] 928 01:13:15,871 --> 01:13:18,465 Ain't we seen you two gals somewhere before? 929 01:13:18,541 --> 01:13:21,009 - [Falsetto Voice] We do get around. - Ah. 930 01:13:21,076 --> 01:13:25,172 Been a long time since I had my arms around a little hug and squeeze like you. 931 01:13:25,247 --> 01:13:27,511 [Falsetto Voice] I bet you say that to all the girls. 932 01:13:27,583 --> 01:13:30,279 - [Mock Laughter] - [Man Laughing] 933 01:13:34,924 --> 01:13:36,858 Nah. 934 01:13:38,894 --> 01:13:41,454 We gotta get out of here or we're in big trouble. 935 01:13:41,530 --> 01:13:44,363 Oh, I don't know. Mine's a pretty good dancer. 936 01:13:44,433 --> 01:13:46,731 It's gettin' late. 937 01:13:46,802 --> 01:13:50,465 Yeah. We better get out of here. 938 01:13:50,539 --> 01:13:53,599 If I ever get my hands on those two, I'll kill 'em. 939 01:13:53,676 --> 01:13:58,579 You know, I can't get over the feelin' that I've seen you somewheres afore. 940 01:13:58,647 --> 01:14:01,138 Oh, I'm just another pretty face. [Chuckles] 941 01:14:01,216 --> 01:14:03,684 Listen, gorgeous. Why don't we get out of here? 942 01:14:03,752 --> 01:14:07,085 - I'd sure like to get to know you a little bit better. - [Mock Laughter] 943 01:14:07,156 --> 01:14:09,090 [Coughing] 944 01:14:09,158 --> 01:14:11,217 [Braying] 945 01:14:13,796 --> 01:14:17,562 Hey, Teresa. Look, it's Clarise. 946 01:14:17,633 --> 01:14:20,693 - [Gasps] - Uh, Teresa, Clarise is back. 947 01:14:20,769 --> 01:14:22,669 - Let's get out ofhere! - [Grunts] 948 01:14:22,738 --> 01:14:25,298 Thanks for the dance, honey. 949 01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:29,272 - Come on! - Come on, Clarise. 950 01:14:37,219 --> 01:14:41,178 - Theodore! - [Moaning] 951 01:14:45,694 --> 01:14:47,491 [Gasps] 952 01:14:47,563 --> 01:14:49,861 [Chuckles] 953 01:14:49,932 --> 01:14:53,698 [Theodore] Amos. Amos. 954 01:14:53,769 --> 01:14:56,033 [Screaming] 955 01:14:59,642 --> 01:15:01,872 - You okay, Theodore? - You bet, Pard. Thanks. 956 01:15:01,944 --> 01:15:04,674 Get me down! Get me down from here. 957 01:15:04,747 --> 01:15:06,681 Let's get outta here! 958 01:15:11,587 --> 01:15:15,455 - Wait a minute, Theodore. Where's Clarise? - Amos, forget about her! 959 01:15:15,524 --> 01:15:17,583 - Clarise! - Amos, come on! 960 01:15:17,660 --> 01:15:20,823 Come on, Clarise. 961 01:15:20,896 --> 01:15:23,456 Amos! Come on, Amos! Come on! 962 01:15:25,501 --> 01:15:28,334 Come on! Come on, you two! 963 01:15:36,545 --> 01:15:38,843 Excuse me. Is this seat taken? 964 01:15:45,487 --> 01:15:49,150 Well, I still feel funny about Clarise, Theodore. 965 01:15:49,224 --> 01:15:52,751 Will you forget about that! A deal's a deal. 966 01:15:52,828 --> 01:15:56,161 At least we're puttin' some miles between us and Big Mac. 967 01:15:56,231 --> 01:16:00,327 You got a point there. I guess we can kind of relax and just sit... 968 01:16:00,402 --> 01:16:04,099 - [Gasps] Hey! Isn't that, uh... - [Gasps] 969 01:16:04,173 --> 01:16:07,768 That's Reno and Blainey and the whole bunch of'em. They're comin'right at us. 970 01:16:07,843 --> 01:16:10,334 Duck! 971 01:16:10,412 --> 01:16:14,508 - Let's get on board. - Now, move it, you guys. We ain't got much time. 972 01:16:14,583 --> 01:16:17,051 [Conductor] All aboard! 973 01:16:18,353 --> 01:16:20,947 They're comin' in here. 974 01:16:25,094 --> 01:16:28,427 - Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? - That army payroll. 975 01:16:28,497 --> 01:16:30,522 - It's on this train! - Let's get outta here! 976 01:16:30,599 --> 01:16:32,533 - [Train Starts Moving] - [Both Scream] 977 01:17:00,028 --> 01:17:02,189 [Grunts] 978 01:17:30,492 --> 01:17:32,517 [Gasps] You! 979 01:17:32,594 --> 01:17:37,156 We can't go on meeting like this, Miss Gaskill. Or is it Mrs. Ravencroft? 980 01:17:37,232 --> 01:17:40,201 Well, there's been a slight delay in our plans. 981 01:17:40,269 --> 01:17:42,931 Wonderful. 982 01:17:43,005 --> 01:17:47,635 - What are you doin'? - Just something I've wanted to do for a long time. 983 01:17:49,511 --> 01:17:53,914 My, if you would've put the same amount of effort into somethin' worthwhile, why... 984 01:17:53,982 --> 01:17:55,813 Get back to your seat and stay there. 985 01:17:55,884 --> 01:17:57,852 Who are you to be telling me what to do? 986 01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:01,185 I am Captain Jeff Phillips of Army Intelligence... 987 01:18:01,256 --> 01:18:03,850 and I'm on special duty here trying to find out who's behind these... 988 01:18:03,926 --> 01:18:07,293 - military supply robberies at your father's fort. - Captain? 989 01:18:07,362 --> 01:18:09,455 We'll have time to talk about it later. 990 01:18:09,531 --> 01:18:11,658 There's a large army payroll on this train. 991 01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:14,099 I have reason to believe they're gonna try and get it. 992 01:18:14,169 --> 01:18:17,764 - I don't want you shot before we get married. - Married? 993 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,139 Now get in there and stay put. 994 01:18:25,848 --> 01:18:27,782 [Sighs] 995 01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:03,976 [Man] Over here, Mac. 996 01:19:11,260 --> 01:19:14,559 It's, uh, not that I don't trust you, Mac. 997 01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:17,793 But since it's cash this time, notjust supplies... 998 01:19:17,866 --> 01:19:21,859 I thought it'd be easier if wejust divvied it up here, right at the scene. 999 01:19:21,937 --> 01:19:26,897 - Your boys know this spot? - Don't worry about them. They're all good at theirjobs. 1000 01:19:26,975 --> 01:19:30,001 Well, they oughta be. I pay 'em enough. 1001 01:19:30,078 --> 01:19:34,481 Well, if that train left on time, oughta be here in less than five minutes. 1002 01:19:37,786 --> 01:19:41,552 I'll be glad when that money's off this train. 1003 01:19:41,623 --> 01:19:46,492 If we just keep movin' and stay buttoned up, everything'd be all right. 1004 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,831 [Train Whistle Blowing] 1005 01:21:12,014 --> 01:21:13,948 And the cap. 1006 01:21:15,684 --> 01:21:18,152 [Grunts] 1007 01:21:24,159 --> 01:21:26,423 [Screaming] 1008 01:21:26,495 --> 01:21:30,932 - Thank you. Tickets, please. - What was that, Theodore? 1009 01:21:30,999 --> 01:21:34,799 I don't know. And it's Running Bear, not Theodore. 1010 01:21:34,870 --> 01:21:37,839 - Yeah, but, Theo... - How many times do I have to keep telling you? 1011 01:21:37,906 --> 01:21:41,467 I'm Running Bear and you're Standing Elk. Now, hush up! 1012 01:21:41,543 --> 01:21:44,171 [Blainey] I saidjump! 1013 01:21:44,246 --> 01:21:46,180 [Screams] 1014 01:21:49,251 --> 01:21:51,879 Uh, Running Bear... 1015 01:21:51,953 --> 01:21:56,014 Standing Elk just saw Screaming Eagle and Flying Corporal. 1016 01:21:56,091 --> 01:21:58,787 [Chuckles] It was just, uh... 1017 01:22:03,899 --> 01:22:07,335 There's not much time. Unlock that door. 1018 01:22:12,374 --> 01:22:14,706 [Grunting] 1019 01:22:15,777 --> 01:22:19,406 [Whooping] 1020 01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:24,418 [Man] It's Indians! 1021 01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,478 - [Gunshots] - [Passengers Chattering] 1022 01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:31,892 I wonder what they want. 1023 01:22:34,096 --> 01:22:37,122 Hey. Aah! Theo. 1024 01:22:40,869 --> 01:22:45,636 - What's goin' on out there? - [Whooping Continues] 1025 01:22:45,707 --> 01:22:49,336 Indians. The Indians have been peaceful for years. 1026 01:22:49,411 --> 01:22:53,006 - I wonder what stirred them up? - I don't know. 1027 01:22:53,081 --> 01:22:55,515 But I don't like it. Let's get outta here. 1028 01:22:55,584 --> 01:22:57,916 - [Man Speaking In Native Dialect] - Oooh. 1029 01:23:14,469 --> 01:23:18,428 - [Passengers Shouting, Screaming] - Get down! 1030 01:23:18,507 --> 01:23:20,338 Check the women! 1031 01:23:20,408 --> 01:23:23,844 I think those two are lookin' for us. 1032 01:23:23,912 --> 01:23:27,780 Yeah, but, uh... 1033 01:23:27,849 --> 01:23:30,283 I think I'd rather rob a train. 1034 01:23:31,620 --> 01:23:34,555 [Gunshots Continue] 1035 01:23:53,808 --> 01:23:57,403 Hi, Reno. It-It's us. 1036 01:23:57,479 --> 01:23:59,413 Do ya need any help? 1037 01:23:59,481 --> 01:24:02,245 Where you two been? Get in here! 1038 01:24:02,317 --> 01:24:04,979 - I knew you had enough help... - Come here. 1039 01:24:09,324 --> 01:24:11,519 [Speaking In Native Dialect] 1040 01:24:13,628 --> 01:24:16,153 [Screams] 1041 01:24:16,231 --> 01:24:19,564 [All Grunting] 1042 01:24:30,812 --> 01:24:33,406 [Whooping Continues] 1043 01:24:35,317 --> 01:24:38,582 [Amos] Oh, boy, look at that. 1044 01:24:38,653 --> 01:24:41,622 I thought you people just wanted guns and beads. 1045 01:24:41,690 --> 01:24:45,285 There's nothin' in there but bills. Show him, Reno. 1046 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:47,294 Yeah. 1047 01:24:49,431 --> 01:24:51,422 No want paper. Want them. 1048 01:24:51,499 --> 01:24:55,435 - [Gasps] - White man trade donkey with my squaw for two blankets. 1049 01:24:55,503 --> 01:24:58,233 Then donkey run away. 1050 01:24:58,306 --> 01:25:00,866 Dirty white man trick. 1051 01:25:00,942 --> 01:25:03,843 Squaw want blankets back. 1052 01:25:03,912 --> 01:25:06,437 You got 'em, chief. 1053 01:25:06,514 --> 01:25:09,381 - Give me these! - I, uh... 1054 01:25:09,451 --> 01:25:13,114 [Laughing] 1055 01:25:15,290 --> 01:25:18,418 [Stammering] 1056 01:25:21,630 --> 01:25:24,599 Come on, Mac! Get on with it! 1057 01:25:24,666 --> 01:25:29,899 All right, everybody got what they want? Now we can all get down to business. 1058 01:25:29,971 --> 01:25:32,963 Not quite. I haven't got what I came for. 1059 01:25:33,041 --> 01:25:35,601 Millie. Private Reid. 1060 01:25:35,677 --> 01:25:38,703 It's Captain Phillips, Lieutenant, U.S. Army Intelligence. 1061 01:25:38,780 --> 01:25:42,079 You and your sidekicks are all under arrest. 1062 01:25:42,150 --> 01:25:45,176 - Get the bags. - So if you'll kindly dismount, very slowly, please... 1063 01:25:45,253 --> 01:25:48,586 drop your arms, you can all ride... 1064 01:25:48,657 --> 01:25:50,522 Amos, what are you doing? 1065 01:25:50,592 --> 01:25:53,425 - I'm trying... - Will you please hurry and help... 1066 01:25:53,495 --> 01:25:56,293 [Screaming, Grunts] 1067 01:25:56,364 --> 01:26:01,324 [Reid] Hey! Who is that? What's goin'on there? Hey! 1068 01:26:01,403 --> 01:26:05,533 - Who is that down there? - Oh, Amos and Theodore, Captain. 1069 01:26:05,607 --> 01:26:07,541 Remember us, from the fort? 1070 01:26:07,609 --> 01:26:13,138 Yes, good work down there, soldier... uh, uh, men... uh, good work. 1071 01:26:13,214 --> 01:26:17,548 - Phillips, you can't arrest me. - Oh, yes, I most certainly can. 1072 01:26:17,619 --> 01:26:21,715 - You don't have anything on me. - We'll see about that, Lieutenant. 1073 01:26:21,790 --> 01:26:25,692 Your entire operation will be closely examined at your general court-martial. 1074 01:26:25,760 --> 01:26:29,628 And in the meantime, you and your sidekicks here... 1075 01:26:29,698 --> 01:26:33,964 can ride back in the baggage cart, if you don't mind, sir. 1076 01:26:34,035 --> 01:26:36,765 Right there. Right there, right there. 1077 01:26:36,838 --> 01:26:40,205 Right, right. Right there. There. 1078 01:26:40,275 --> 01:26:42,607 Well, move it. 1079 01:26:42,677 --> 01:26:44,611 [Chuckles] 1080 01:26:46,181 --> 01:26:48,376 All right, come on, come on, come on. 1081 01:26:48,450 --> 01:26:51,510 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 1082 01:26:56,391 --> 01:26:58,825 "It was a distinctive gold coin... 1083 01:26:58,893 --> 01:27:01,521 spent at the Variety Saloon that led to the capture and..." 1084 01:27:01,596 --> 01:27:04,827 - What's that? - "Incarceration." 1085 01:27:04,899 --> 01:27:07,333 - That means to "cart 'em back there." - Right. 1086 01:27:07,402 --> 01:27:11,839 "...incarceration of the real bank robbers, Wes Hardin and Frank Starrett. 1087 01:27:11,906 --> 01:27:14,340 "Mr. Hitchcock, in a statement to The Clarion... 1088 01:27:14,409 --> 01:27:18,505 "said he knew all along the Apple Dumpling Gang was not guilty... 1089 01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:23,882 but he wanted the real robbers, Hardin and Starrett, to relax their v-v-v..." 1090 01:27:23,952 --> 01:27:25,886 - What's that? - "Vigilance." 1091 01:27:25,954 --> 01:27:28,445 - It means to "rest their horses." - Oh. 1092 01:27:28,523 --> 01:27:32,459 Kids'll be surprised we got an honorable discharge from the Army. 1093 01:27:32,527 --> 01:27:34,620 - Yeah. [Chuckles] - When do you think we'll be home? 1094 01:27:34,696 --> 01:27:36,960 - A day and a half. - That'll be Tuesday. 1095 01:27:37,031 --> 01:27:40,159 Boy, I hope there's some of that leftover pot roast. 1096 01:27:40,235 --> 01:27:43,170 I bet Mr. Donovan and Dusty'll be real surprised to see us. 1097 01:27:43,238 --> 01:27:47,834 Yep. I'll bet that place is a rack and ruin since we been gone. 90095