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Cinemaa..
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Jesus.
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Welcome to the Texas death trippin’ movie.
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I’m stoner Jesus and we
should get this outta the way now.
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You are all going to hell.
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Seriously
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this stuff is pretty messed up.
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enjoy the movie.
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Jesus.
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Car hoots]
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- What’s up motherfucker?
- How you doing dude?
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- Great, how you doing?
- Good
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So, I gotta know
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are you ready for the greatest
three day stoner rock festival
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to ever grace the Beautiful
state of fucking Texas?
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You know it mother fucker.
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Let's get it.
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Dude I can’t stand him.
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I mean I hate everyone
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but he is the worst.
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Fuck Sid, you gotta be kidding me.
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It's... don’t tell me its...
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Andy!
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Aloha my brother.
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Captain my captain.
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So how’s it swinging gentlemen?
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So check it out,
I pulled off the big score.
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It’s.. It's an ass.
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Nice.
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Wait, let me see.
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Oooooh yeah that's a naked booty.
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Yup and it’s attached to my trip date.
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Sheena star fucking internet and co splay
sensation has over a million followers.
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Ooh wow a online model!
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So rare so lucky you are.
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I’m going to be knee deep in vagina hole
while you're pulling on your joystick bud.
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Ooh.. Start looking.
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Left up here. GPS says we’re close.
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All right.
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Don’t worry, buddy.
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Things get bad; I’ll let you blow me.
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Thanks. You're the best.
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Pun tang..
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Pun tang for everybody.
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Woo Pun tang..
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[Talking to himself on the mirror]
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P-U-N.. T- ang.. mmm punt
puntang P,U P,U puntang
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A - N - G.
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Puntang woo.
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[Talking on the sink]
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[Water running]
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PUNTANG WOO!
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I get some weed and pussy.
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Weed, pussy, weed,
weed and pussy woo weed.
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Pussy.. woo.
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[Whispering]
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Weed, pussy! Weed, pussy!
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Pussy!
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Weed, weed, pussy!
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Weed, woo, wee..
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pussy..
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Huh, ah Texas you’re gonna..
Ooooo Wait till we get there.
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Stone rock..
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[Breathing heavily]
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Here we come.
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[Whispering]
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[Choked]
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Stoner rock,
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with, the one
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and only,
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Merlin.
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That’s who’s gonna rock
the fucking house bitch.
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Merlin..
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Weed puntang.
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Oooo and Merlin.
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Ha ha ha-ha.
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B - I - M - B - O
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B - I - M - B - O
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Is that how you spell bimbo,
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B-I-M-B-O BIMBOS!
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Woo!
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Texas I hope you’re ready for me man.
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Because I am high on fructose porn syrup.
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Porn porn porn porn porn..
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This is shit.
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[Music]
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[music]
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Welcome to the love van.
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Chariot awaits.
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You guys look like you just played rock paper
scissors to see who gets to sit next to me.
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Basically.
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Haha.
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[music]
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Don’t just stare at it.
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Oh, so I hope you guys don’t mind.
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I told my girl Teresa she could come along.
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[music]
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What’s up bitches?
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Hey girl.
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We there.
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[music]
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Tonight, tonight, tonight..
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Oooo mama’s mama mama
mamma you gonna sock it to me.
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You gonna suck me.
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Mama mama you gonna sock it to me.
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Mamma mamma's gonna sock it to me.
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Mamma gonna sock it to me.. Mamma..
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[Groaning] Suck it to me.
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Aah..
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Ooh..ohh.
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[Moaning]
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Damn.. damn son.
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Poop my ass! What the fuck!
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Oh god.
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[mumbling]
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Ah!
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[mumbling]
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Ah Baloney.. your Boulanger..
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Mmm turd turd is the
word, turd turd is the word.
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Turd, turd, turd..
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May I say, god damn
you’re even hotter in person.
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Yeah, Randy. Yeah, I am.
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Actually, it’s Andy.
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Do you guys want to smoke a joint.
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Dude.
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[Music]
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[music]
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[Music]
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Texas! Woooow.
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Fuck it.
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So, Sheena.
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Like Joe Average that follows you
gets to see your ass on the daily, right?
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Does that mean your premium
followers get to see your butthole?
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How exactly does that work?
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Excuse you?
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Wow. This dude is trippin’.
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Sorry hot chick. I’m just curious.
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And I get really horny when I get stoned.
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We all do.
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Oh my god.
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Me, too.
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Hash tag.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Holy shit.
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Andy has a double boner.
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These rules.
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Ha ha oh shit.
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Oh my god.
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Who’s driving?
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[Screaming]
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[Wrecking traffic noises]
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[Horns]
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So basically my Instagram
blew up about a year ago
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and then I got into modeling
and that’s all I do full time now.
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I’m good.
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Looks like your joint knocked
you on your ass a little bit.
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Did you doze off?
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Andy, are you all right?
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You kidding me right now, Baby Metal?
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Andy, are you okay?
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Are you okay, Andy?
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Are you ready to party or what?
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I got us a little
something for the festival.
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Whoa!
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Where did you get that?
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Rodrigo.
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Your homey’s a fun guy.
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Most people get the shits from sh-rooms.
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Just saying.
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God damn it.
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I told you never to talk
to that scumbag again.
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Rodrigo’s trash, Duder.
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Damn.
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Straight betrayal.
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I heard he got this girl
pregnant at my old school.
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He's cool, he's cool.
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No.
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He's kind of a scumbag.
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[rock music]
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[Music]
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[music]
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So, the Muppet comes to me for some candy.
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Yeah. I figured you knew
where to score some sh-rooms.
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Shut the fuck up, pretty boy.
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You hear that?
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That’s the sound of adventure.
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Yes.
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This will definitely
make the trip trippier.
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You want a bud for the road?
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No, no. No thanks.
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Malaky.
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I forgot you were here. Glad you’re alive.
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What’s going on here?
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Did I interrupt something uh kinky?
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He looks kinda young.
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R Kelly.
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No, no dude.
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I’m just here to buy Sidwell one.
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Drugs?
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You mean like Tide pods?
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That’s not my style, dog.
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[laughing]
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Are you serious?
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Holy shit dude.
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[laughing]
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Are you kidding me?
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Wow. You’re such a good story teller.
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Yes.
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Fuck.
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Don’t be filling up on
processed bullshit now guys.
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I’m going to the first spot that’s
close so we can camp for the night.
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I’m making my famous bowl of chili.
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Where the fuck are we?
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A small town called..
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Dark Marsh.
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Oh!
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Forty miles outside of Galveston.
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on your way to Houston.
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Google Maps ain’t got shit on that.
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Ew. Who’s the creep
playing pocket pool?:
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You kids need to get
out. Get in and get out of here.
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Get to where you’re going.
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It’s very dangerous around.
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I recommend not stopping
until you reach the next..
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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[music]
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You wanna do shrroms?
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We’ll do some fucking sh-rooms.
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Get me the fuck loose
out of this mother fucker.
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What the fuck are you?
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God damn you stink.
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God fucking get me out of this.
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Let me go. Get me the fuck out of here.
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God damn it.
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What the fuck are you?
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Don’t put your fucking hands on me.
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You fucker.
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Mother fucker I know you can
hear me you ugly mother fucker.
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Fucking freak show.
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Damn.
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Mother fuck.
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When I fucking get out..
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Shit. Fucking Christ..
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You fucking pussy.
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If I ever get fucking out of
these god damn fucking ties,
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I’m gonna beat you with a fucking hammer.
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Fuck.
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I just wanted a beef jerky.
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It smells like gas. What’s it?
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[Upbeat music tone]
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[music]
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Fresh meat.
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Get that fucking hammer.
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Put it down. What the fuck come on.
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[shouting]
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No, no, no..
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[Screaming]
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Leaver her the fuck alone.
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[screaming]
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[crying]
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You.
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You’re my favorite.
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[car engine starts]
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- No no go go go go go..
- Fuck you red neck mother fucker.
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You smell like fucking
farts and body parts.
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[crying]
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[screaming]
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Get me out.
278
00:23:25,810 --> 00:23:28,567
Where the hell you going, sweet tits?
279
00:23:29,086 --> 00:23:30,920
It’s about time you let me up.
280
00:23:31,554 --> 00:23:33,555
Now just fucking let me out of here.
281
00:23:33,555 --> 00:23:35,311
Fucking shots tied.
282
00:23:35,311 --> 00:23:36,144
Come on.
283
00:23:36,144 --> 00:23:37,150
Come on.
284
00:23:42,483 --> 00:23:45,462
Oh boy you fucked up this time.
One of them almost got away.
285
00:23:47,463 --> 00:23:50,450
[crying]
286
00:23:53,282 --> 00:23:54,964
Shut the fuck up.
287
00:23:54,964 --> 00:23:57,261
God damn it! God damn it!
288
00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:58,346
Shut the fuck up.
289
00:23:59,322 --> 00:24:03,041
Well boy, there’s a van
full of fresh meat out there.
290
00:24:03,041 --> 00:24:04,806
I went ahead and marked it for you.
291
00:24:05,232 --> 00:24:08,285
There’s a real nice
blonde treat for us, boy.
292
00:24:08,285 --> 00:24:10,108
Got get it. Go get me some of that.
293
00:24:10,108 --> 00:24:11,781
I got it here.
294
00:24:11,781 --> 00:24:13,578
We're under good control.
295
00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:18,188
We're about to have a real good time.
296
00:24:18,695 --> 00:24:20,059
Oh yeah.
297
00:25:42,215 --> 00:25:44,155
What the fuck was that all about, dude?
298
00:25:44,649 --> 00:25:46,071
That creep was right.
299
00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:49,080
There have been a bunch
of missing people in this area.
300
00:25:50,084 --> 00:25:53,428
Not even that creepy dirty old boogan
301
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,800
is going to stop us from going to the best
302
00:25:56,185 --> 00:26:00,282
stone rock festival to ever
grace the state of Texas.
303
00:26:00,282 --> 00:26:03,240
[cheering]
304
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:13,668
[music]
305
00:26:13,668 --> 00:26:25,669
[music]
306
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:37,670
[music]
307
00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:49,671
[music]
308
00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:56,625
[music]
309
00:26:58,070 --> 00:27:02,995
[Coughing]
310
00:27:13,421 --> 00:27:23,422
[upbeat music]
311
00:27:25,923 --> 00:27:27,924
[music]
312
00:27:27,924 --> 00:27:34,400
[music]
313
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:43,551
[music]
314
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,212
[Phone ringing]
315
00:27:49,599 --> 00:27:51,791
Hey guys! I got a video call from Wang.
316
00:27:58,057 --> 00:27:59,666
[Coughs]
317
00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:00,239
Fuck.
318
00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:02,429
What’s up, cool dudes?
319
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,669
[Coughs]
320
00:28:06,596 --> 00:28:08,435
God damn that blueberry kush.
321
00:28:09,820 --> 00:28:11,107
What’s up?
322
00:28:11,487 --> 00:28:15,012
So you fuckers ready for
the stoner festival or what, bro?
323
00:28:15,574 --> 00:28:18,282
Check me out, dude.
I’m already burning man.
324
00:28:19,035 --> 00:28:21,562
Dude, it’s like freakin
cochella over here dude.
325
00:28:21,562 --> 00:28:23,458
I’m headlining my bong, bro.
326
00:28:24,088 --> 00:28:26,111
Tomorrow can’t come quick enough.
327
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,240
Sorry bros. Gotta put on
the stoner shades man.
328
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,999
I can’t see my haters bro.
329
00:28:31,477 --> 00:28:33,626
Actually, I’m just trying
to hide how stoned I am.
330
00:28:33,626 --> 00:28:35,437
I got a job interview in like an hour.
331
00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:36,411
But dude.
332
00:28:36,807 --> 00:28:40,138
It’s gonna be fucking sick, bro.
Trust me. Right, muppets?
333
00:28:41,115 --> 00:28:42,821
Okay, first of all,
334
00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:46,817
where the fuck are you guys?
335
00:28:47,420 --> 00:28:50,253
Why does this look so creepy as shit, dude?
336
00:28:50,253 --> 00:28:52,335
This looks like one of Ted Bundy’s murders.
337
00:28:52,977 --> 00:28:54,085
What’s up?
338
00:28:54,085 --> 00:28:57,136
What are you guys doing?
You guys out like camping and shit?
339
00:28:57,659 --> 00:29:00,726
What is this, some sort of men’s retreat?
340
00:29:01,202 --> 00:29:02,478
Fill me in fellas.
341
00:29:02,890 --> 00:29:05,609
Yeah, we just found a cool
place to stop and have some beers
342
00:29:05,609 --> 00:29:07,851
and then make my
famous chili for the night.
343
00:29:08,391 --> 00:29:10,771
Yeah, it’s a couple of
towns outside the festival.
344
00:29:10,771 --> 00:29:11,620
I think.
345
00:29:12,990 --> 00:29:14,956
Uh. That’s fucking….sorry guys.
346
00:29:14,956 --> 00:29:17,282
Taking a piss, but
that’s fucking weird bro.
347
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,411
But you know, shit I can dig it dude.
348
00:29:20,995 --> 00:29:22,440
I can and you know what dude?
349
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,337
Fucking Sidwell’s chili is
straight fire yeah fucking dude.
350
00:29:26,337 --> 00:29:28,346
Oh my god! I’m pissing myself. Shit.
351
00:29:29,213 --> 00:29:31,033
Righteous!
352
00:29:32,612 --> 00:29:34,659
[sniffs]
353
00:29:34,659 --> 00:29:36,110
Ah fuck.
354
00:29:36,753 --> 00:29:38,754
Yeah. Oh shit. Guys.
355
00:29:38,754 --> 00:29:41,064
Don’t get too fucked up tonight, okay?
356
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,218
We got a long day tomorrow, bro.
357
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:46,924
And um listen I’ll see you stoney
bronies tomorrow around noon dude.
358
00:29:46,924 --> 00:29:49,991
I’m gonna be at Bud
Buster’s shirt booth posting.
359
00:29:50,333 --> 00:29:52,670
Listen, you know their base player, Dino?
360
00:29:52,955 --> 00:29:56,628
I heard he can roll a joint in
five seconds. One hand, dude.
361
00:29:56,905 --> 00:29:59,451
Dude! I totally said that earlier.
362
00:29:59,886 --> 00:30:00,685
Uh..
363
00:30:01,589 --> 00:30:02,653
Actually, Andy,
364
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:05,098
you said, and I quote,
365
00:30:05,348 --> 00:30:08,959
I heard HE could roll a
joint in under five seconds.
366
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,926
After I said Buffalo Bud
Buster would be playing.
367
00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:18,730
Like Dino and the rest of the
band aren’t Buffalo Bud Buster.
368
00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:22,835
Like Buffalo Bud Buster is like
369
00:30:22,835 --> 00:30:27,306
a giant human buffalo hybrid
that just calls himself that.
370
00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:33,452
Has a band and can
roll joints really fast.
371
00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,252
Poser.
372
00:30:41,513 --> 00:30:42,378
Weird.
373
00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:45,275
Okay I will see you guys
tommorow. I Gotta go. Peace.
374
00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,440
Later. Bye Wang.
375
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:49,581
He hung up.
376
00:30:49,972 --> 00:30:51,100
How could you say that?
377
00:31:09,057 --> 00:31:14,710
[music]
378
00:31:14,710 --> 00:31:22,350
[music]
379
00:31:22,350 --> 00:31:26,780
[music]
380
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:41,781
[music]
381
00:31:41,781 --> 00:31:56,782
[music]
382
00:31:56,782 --> 00:32:12,292
[music]
383
00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:27,293
[music]
384
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:42,294
[music]
385
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:57,295
[music]
386
00:32:57,295 --> 00:33:12,296
[music]
387
00:33:12,296 --> 00:33:23,138
[music]
388
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,634
All right guys.
389
00:33:25,593 --> 00:33:28,856
Yeah. When you actually
look at it, it’s like the same thing.
390
00:33:30,879 --> 00:33:32,422
Chili’s going to be ready soon.
391
00:33:33,764 --> 00:33:34,908
What's up cook?
392
00:33:38,556 --> 00:33:40,557
Kiss the cook blow the chef.
393
00:33:45,437 --> 00:34:08,968
[music]
394
00:34:16,811 --> 00:34:19,017
Wow what a gorgeous bird.
395
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:22,458
There’s another one.
396
00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:25,484
What the fuck is that?
397
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:27,881
Seriously. What the fuck?
398
00:34:31,507 --> 00:34:32,845
It's a fucking Sasquatch.
399
00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:33,977
Duke?
400
00:34:34,421 --> 00:34:35,247
Duke?
401
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,674
You gotta see this?
402
00:34:37,418 --> 00:34:38,293
Hey.
403
00:34:39,594 --> 00:34:41,528
What the fuck do you want now?
404
00:34:41,937 --> 00:34:43,839
Dude. There’s a Sasquatch right there.
405
00:34:45,206 --> 00:34:46,207
See? Fucking Sasquatch?
406
00:34:46,207 --> 00:34:48,090
Give me those fucking things.
407
00:34:48,090 --> 00:34:49,517
It’s my Sasquatch. I found it.
408
00:34:49,517 --> 00:34:50,331
Fuck you.
409
00:34:51,117 --> 00:34:52,214
I told you it’s mine.
410
00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:53,764
See it?
411
00:34:55,316 --> 00:34:56,889
You’re fucking high, dude.
412
00:34:57,132 --> 00:34:58,060
The fuck!
413
00:34:58,060 --> 00:34:59,334
I’m telling you it’s there.
414
00:35:00,302 --> 00:35:01,940
There ain’t no fucking Sasquatch there.
415
00:35:02,138 --> 00:35:04,178
I’m calling the news. I see a Sasquatch.
416
00:35:04,447 --> 00:35:06,879
Do you wanna know what the
worst part about camping is?
417
00:35:07,704 --> 00:35:08,581
Bugs.
418
00:35:09,374 --> 00:35:11,573
If the outdoors is so fucking great
419
00:35:11,803 --> 00:35:14,143
why do they always want to be in my house?
420
00:35:19,046 --> 00:35:20,290
Grab the corner.
421
00:35:20,631 --> 00:35:21,651
All right.
422
00:35:22,238 --> 00:35:23,517
The other corner.
423
00:35:33,542 --> 00:35:34,757
This is America.
424
00:35:35,147 --> 00:35:36,514
You can’t put a tent up.
425
00:35:36,514 --> 00:35:38,212
What fucking shit is this?
426
00:35:42,524 --> 00:35:44,255
Give all you fuckers the shits.
427
00:35:44,255 --> 00:35:47,741
[crosstalk]
428
00:35:50,743 --> 00:35:52,315
Hey, you want a beer?
429
00:35:56,991 --> 00:35:57,944
Damn.
430
00:35:58,903 --> 00:35:59,618
Okay.
431
00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:01,039
Did you see that?
432
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:03,284
- Oh man!
- She is crazy.
433
00:36:04,816 --> 00:36:05,698
Cheers!
434
00:36:07,020 --> 00:36:11,172
[music]
435
00:36:11,172 --> 00:36:26,498
[music]
436
00:36:26,498 --> 00:36:38,499
[music]
437
00:36:38,499 --> 00:36:50,500
[music]
438
00:36:50,500 --> 00:37:02,501
[music]
439
00:37:02,501 --> 00:37:07,502
[music]
440
00:37:09,665 --> 00:37:12,934
Oh Babe. I'm so glad that we
finally got away from the city.
441
00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,935
Yeah. Some much needed chill time.
442
00:37:14,935 --> 00:37:18,413
Yeah. And look. I’m sorry
that I banged your roommate.
443
00:37:18,810 --> 00:37:20,246
I was drunk and you were..
444
00:37:20,246 --> 00:37:20,968
Shh.
445
00:37:20,968 --> 00:37:23,770
Let’s leave all that back in the
city and with that bitch to deal with.
446
00:37:23,770 --> 00:37:25,262
The lease is in her name.
447
00:37:25,262 --> 00:37:27,263
Yeah. Good luck
getting that deposit back.
448
00:37:28,016 --> 00:37:29,265
We need to focus on us.
449
00:37:30,138 --> 00:37:32,589
Besides, It’s not like I haven’t
banged any of your friends.
450
00:37:32,589 --> 00:37:33,465
Wait. What?
451
00:37:33,465 --> 00:37:34,344
Halloo.
452
00:37:34,344 --> 00:37:35,340
Do you hear that?
453
00:37:35,593 --> 00:37:36,902
I don’t know. Could it be that party?
454
00:37:36,902 --> 00:37:38,168
Maybe we should check it out.
455
00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:39,503
What? So you can bang them all?
456
00:37:39,503 --> 00:37:41,151
I’m here with you now, jerk.
457
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,013
Oh yeah. What a treat.
458
00:37:55,952 --> 00:38:02,871
[Screaming] Ahhhhhhhhhh
459
00:38:02,871 --> 00:38:08,370
[Screaming]
460
00:38:08,370 --> 00:38:12,453
[Screaming]
461
00:38:12,453 --> 00:38:14,160
You’re really throwing a fit right now.
462
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,793
[Screaming]
463
00:38:20,972 --> 00:38:22,735
[screaming]
464
00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:31,446
[Screaming]
465
00:38:32,398 --> 00:38:37,993
[Screaming]
466
00:38:37,993 --> 00:38:40,653
[Screaming]
467
00:39:14,562 --> 00:39:16,912
I'm pretty partial to ravioli
468
00:39:17,154 --> 00:39:19,879
but this chili is fire.
469
00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:21,041
Wang was right.
470
00:39:23,993 --> 00:39:25,139
Yo Andy.
471
00:39:25,994 --> 00:39:27,711
You have any of this chili, bro?
472
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:29,240
We're tearing it up.
473
00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:32,686
No thanks.
474
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,576
Beans upset my stomach.
475
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:40,951
You know what I’m saying?
476
00:39:40,951 --> 00:39:41,475
Yeah.
477
00:39:43,141 --> 00:39:43,975
It's like he's like
478
00:39:44,842 --> 00:39:48,698
(mimicking)
479
00:39:48,698 --> 00:39:50,285
I want to fart everywhere.
480
00:39:50,285 --> 00:39:51,754
(mimicking)
481
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:53,406
Oh my god.
482
00:39:54,187 --> 00:39:54,909
(eating noises)
483
00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:56,721
I'm just thinking every time I eat beans.
484
00:39:58,085 --> 00:40:00,699
Every time I make my family's
bullshit, I may be laughing about it.
485
00:40:12,426 --> 00:40:21,238
(growling)
486
00:40:21,904 --> 00:40:23,875
(laughing)
487
00:40:24,415 --> 00:40:25,154
Oh...
488
00:40:25,725 --> 00:40:26,249
Oh...
489
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:27,146
Oh.
490
00:40:31,939 --> 00:40:35,114
(laughing distinctly)
491
00:40:36,222 --> 00:40:39,325
(birds chirping)
492
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,979
Those stupid mother fuckers.
493
00:41:00,644 --> 00:41:03,607
(birds chirping)
494
00:41:08,158 --> 00:41:11,840
(groaning)
495
00:41:12,973 --> 00:41:14,983
(birds chirping)
496
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,241
(whispering)
497
00:41:23,529 --> 00:41:57,760
(music)
498
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:30,769
(music)
499
00:42:30,769 --> 00:42:41,771
(music)
500
00:42:41,771 --> 00:42:56,563
(music)
501
00:42:56,563 --> 00:42:58,775
This stuff has ten herbs and spices.
502
00:43:00,822 --> 00:43:01,927
This is it.
503
00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:04,084
Finally.
504
00:43:04,879 --> 00:43:06,014
My dream.
505
00:43:07,061 --> 00:43:08,445
It’s come true.
506
00:43:10,518 --> 00:43:12,082
I can almost feel it coming.
507
00:43:12,752 --> 00:43:13,792
It started out as a
508
00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:15,395
light drizzle.
509
00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:20,552
Ravioli.
510
00:43:22,468 --> 00:43:23,748
I want it to engulf me.
511
00:43:25,065 --> 00:43:26,208
I’ve been waiting for this.
512
00:43:27,211 --> 00:43:28,291
Yeah. Ah.
513
00:43:29,937 --> 00:43:36,491
(music playing)
514
00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:37,197
So good.
515
00:43:37,197 --> 00:43:38,668
(music playing)
516
00:43:38,668 --> 00:43:39,795
I can hardly take it.
517
00:43:40,122 --> 00:43:41,019
It's so good.
518
00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:45,897
(music playing)
519
00:43:45,897 --> 00:43:46,683
Yes.
520
00:43:46,683 --> 00:44:20,308
(music)
521
00:44:20,308 --> 00:44:48,679
(music)
522
00:44:48,679 --> 00:45:10,745
[music]
523
00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:14,666
That boy and his damned canned ravioli.
524
00:45:15,492 --> 00:45:16,643
I don’t like it.
525
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,643
Running around with his little friends
526
00:45:19,176 --> 00:45:21,264
eat that trash full of preservatives.
527
00:45:21,940 --> 00:45:22,529
Garbage.
528
00:45:22,829 --> 00:45:23,386
Ugh.
529
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:40,056
(upbeat rock music)
530
00:45:40,056 --> 00:45:45,200
(music)
531
00:45:50,933 --> 00:45:52,800
There’s no service out here.
532
00:46:07,404 --> 00:46:09,091
What the fuck is that about?
533
00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:11,848
Teresa?
534
00:46:13,111 --> 00:46:14,009
Truth or dare?
535
00:46:15,622 --> 00:46:16,394
No.
536
00:46:16,394 --> 00:46:17,449
(Buzzer sound)
537
00:46:17,449 --> 00:46:20,220
Rejected.
538
00:46:20,557 --> 00:46:21,272
Fuck it.
539
00:46:21,968 --> 00:46:23,604
Let’s get some firewood, man.
540
00:46:30,518 --> 00:46:31,250
Hi.
541
00:46:36,771 --> 00:46:38,636
So, you play?
542
00:46:40,725 --> 00:46:42,996
Well, I don’t so much as play.
543
00:46:43,249 --> 00:46:46,086
I more or less feel it inside my being.
544
00:46:47,576 --> 00:46:48,553
Wow.
545
00:46:48,553 --> 00:46:49,871
That's really deep.
546
00:46:51,349 --> 00:46:52,342
You have no idea.
547
00:46:53,271 --> 00:47:26,333
(music)
548
00:47:26,333 --> 00:47:51,523
(music)
549
00:47:52,344 --> 00:47:54,151
So, Teresa,
550
00:47:54,528 --> 00:47:56,306
what's your favorite beef substitute?
551
00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:03,275
Hey, look, a tree.
552
00:48:09,537 --> 00:48:10,419
Wow.
553
00:48:14,922 --> 00:48:17,950
I bet Andy’s fuming I left the campsite.
554
00:48:19,824 --> 00:48:20,547
Yeah man.
555
00:48:22,287 --> 00:48:24,323
That’s why they started calling me Muppet.
556
00:48:25,759 --> 00:48:26,524
Before that,
557
00:48:27,156 --> 00:48:29,428
they just called me dog the booty hog.
558
00:48:30,923 --> 00:48:31,617
Okay.
559
00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:39,581
Oh shit. What about Teresa?
560
00:48:40,783 --> 00:48:42,705
Oh I left that bitch alone with Sidwell.
561
00:48:44,691 --> 00:48:46,414
Hey! Get off her man!
562
00:48:46,414 --> 00:48:47,452
(screaming)
563
00:48:47,452 --> 00:48:48,584
(screaming)
564
00:48:48,584 --> 00:48:50,792
(monster noises)
565
00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:55,180
(screaming)
566
00:48:55,180 --> 00:49:02,223
(monster noises)
567
00:49:02,223 --> 00:49:04,088
I was just kidding. Just kidding.
568
00:49:04,088 --> 00:49:06,732
(monster noises)
569
00:49:06,732 --> 00:49:12,411
(screaming)
570
00:49:12,411 --> 00:49:13,117
Dude!
571
00:49:13,117 --> 00:49:14,602
It isn’t gay at all.
572
00:49:15,964 --> 00:49:17,496
That's not what I heard.
573
00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:18,559
It’s fact.
574
00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:20,177
Watching another guy fuck a girl.
575
00:49:20,177 --> 00:49:21,178
That's gay.
576
00:49:23,155 --> 00:49:24,288
So you’re telling me
577
00:49:25,986 --> 00:49:26,692
that...
578
00:49:27,477 --> 00:49:31,041
a chick fuck another chick with a dick
579
00:49:31,423 --> 00:49:36,139
is more hetero than boy on girl porn?
580
00:49:36,139 --> 00:49:36,908
Listen,
581
00:49:36,908 --> 00:49:38,258
if I'm going to see a dick,
582
00:49:38,258 --> 00:49:40,758
I'd rather it be attached
to another hot chick
583
00:49:40,758 --> 00:49:42,952
instead of an ugly dude, that's not you.
584
00:49:44,502 --> 00:49:45,868
Yeah, that makes sense. That's true.
585
00:49:49,332 --> 00:49:50,729
- Oh fuck!
- Oh my god!
586
00:49:50,729 --> 00:49:52,232
- Holy shit god!
- Oh my god!
587
00:49:52,232 --> 00:49:53,739
Are you fucking serious?
588
00:49:53,739 --> 00:49:54,569
Jesus!
589
00:49:54,569 --> 00:49:56,260
Go, fucking get out of here.
590
00:49:58,859 --> 00:50:03,584
(footsteps in dry leaves)
591
00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:04,343
Dude!
592
00:50:04,698 --> 00:50:06,578
Did you see the size of that guy?
593
00:50:06,852 --> 00:50:08,249
Are you fucking kidding me?
594
00:50:08,249 --> 00:50:09,153
Creeper!
595
00:50:12,365 --> 00:50:13,977
Don’t fucking leave me dude.
596
00:50:14,396 --> 00:50:15,397
Come on man!
597
00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:18,847
I’m sorry!
598
00:50:20,897 --> 00:50:22,176
Not cool!
599
00:50:23,278 --> 00:50:25,717
No! Who the fuck is this guy?
600
00:50:26,173 --> 00:50:27,618
Jesus man!
601
00:50:27,618 --> 00:50:28,711
(screaming)
602
00:50:28,711 --> 00:50:29,477
No!
603
00:50:29,477 --> 00:50:30,329
No!
604
00:50:30,329 --> 00:50:33,870
(screaming)
605
00:50:33,870 --> 00:50:38,402
(monster grunting)
606
00:50:38,402 --> 00:50:41,460
(man yelling) (monster roaring)
607
00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:46,226
(coughing)(snarling)
608
00:50:49,933 --> 00:50:56,822
(dripping)
609
00:51:03,425 --> 00:51:06,795
(screaming)
610
00:51:06,795 --> 00:51:12,546
(running steps)
611
00:51:12,546 --> 00:51:14,300
(panting)
612
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:23,774
(fire crackling)
613
00:51:23,774 --> 00:51:32,330
(creepy sound)
614
00:51:32,330 --> 00:51:38,422
(footsteps)
615
00:52:03,432 --> 00:52:07,044
(creepy music)
616
00:52:10,439 --> 00:52:17,119
(creepy music)
617
00:52:20,885 --> 00:52:32,256
(creepy music)
618
00:52:32,256 --> 00:52:33,257
(panting)
619
00:52:36,211 --> 00:52:42,757
(creepy music)
620
00:52:45,109 --> 00:52:47,382
I can’t believe you let that fuck kill me.
621
00:52:49,820 --> 00:52:50,640
I didn’t know.
622
00:52:51,076 --> 00:52:53,499
There was nothing I could do, Sid.
623
00:52:53,499 --> 00:52:55,118
Do you know how fucking hard it is
624
00:52:55,118 --> 00:52:56,795
to pull a bong out of my brain?
625
00:52:57,932 --> 00:52:58,818
Fuck it hurts.
626
00:52:59,233 --> 00:53:00,099
I’ll tell you that much.
627
00:53:02,065 --> 00:53:05,664
(creepy sound)
628
00:53:10,727 --> 00:53:22,667
(music playing)
629
00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,012
Where the fuck am I?
630
00:53:24,012 --> 00:53:29,838
(music playing)
631
00:53:29,838 --> 00:53:31,480
Where the fuck am I?
632
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,974
(music playing)
633
00:53:33,974 --> 00:53:35,305
(screams)
634
00:53:35,305 --> 00:53:36,526
Fuck OH my god!
635
00:53:36,526 --> 00:53:50,978
(music)
636
00:53:50,978 --> 00:54:12,932
(music)
637
00:54:12,932 --> 00:54:14,292
Seventeen
638
00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:15,786
different Italian
639
00:54:16,371 --> 00:54:17,475
herbs and spices.
640
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,060
You know.
641
00:54:21,313 --> 00:54:22,554
All wrapped up in that
642
00:54:23,930 --> 00:54:25,666
nice pasta satchel.
643
00:54:25,666 --> 00:54:28,002
(birds chirping)
644
00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:29,441
It’s like a beefy pillow.
645
00:54:30,661 --> 00:54:32,529
It’s the fruit of the gods.
646
00:54:34,656 --> 00:54:35,499
You know what else?
647
00:54:36,127 --> 00:54:37,128
It’s in a can.
648
00:54:37,654 --> 00:54:40,450
I will last literally forever.
649
00:54:40,450 --> 00:54:42,991
(birds chirping)
650
00:54:42,991 --> 00:54:43,652
and
651
00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,193
it’s delicious.
652
00:54:46,193 --> 00:54:46,806
(slurping)
653
00:54:46,806 --> 00:54:54,243
(birds chirping)
654
00:54:54,243 --> 00:54:55,452
You’re disgusting.
655
00:54:57,849 --> 00:55:00,105
Heaven’s delectable raindrops
656
00:55:02,448 --> 00:55:03,258
(slurping)
657
00:55:03,982 --> 00:55:05,879
sent from Mount Olympus itself.
658
00:55:07,676 --> 00:55:08,568
Wherever that is.
659
00:55:10,027 --> 00:55:10,763
(slurps)
660
00:55:10,763 --> 00:55:11,752
North of here.
661
00:55:13,689 --> 00:55:14,615
You wouldn't know.
662
00:55:15,718 --> 00:55:16,495
Andy.
663
00:55:17,917 --> 00:55:18,656
You fell.
664
00:55:19,085 --> 00:55:20,355
What was I suppossed to do?
665
00:55:20,699 --> 00:55:21,961
We would have both been killed.
666
00:55:23,930 --> 00:55:25,694
It's no secret you don't like me bro.
667
00:55:26,696 --> 00:55:27,903
Leave me out there to die.
668
00:55:29,573 --> 00:55:32,335
That’s some really fucking
unchill pussy shit, bro.
669
00:55:34,150 --> 00:55:36,302
(monster roaring)
670
00:55:36,302 --> 00:55:37,520
Look at me.
671
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:40,306
Look what you’ve done to me.
672
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:45,345
He stretched my fucking
face over my face, you fucker.
673
00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:46,257
(roaring)
674
00:55:46,257 --> 00:55:48,329
No, you’re not getting away that easy.
675
00:55:48,329 --> 00:55:49,356
Not this time.
676
00:55:49,356 --> 00:55:49,824
Fuck!
677
00:55:49,824 --> 00:55:51,352
(creepy laughing)
678
00:55:51,352 --> 00:55:55,886
(roaring)
679
00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:56,950
Come on Andy.
680
00:55:58,023 --> 00:55:59,651
You’re not all choked up.
681
00:56:00,161 --> 00:56:02,410
(creepy laughing)
682
00:56:04,434 --> 00:56:09,559
(screaming)
683
00:56:11,241 --> 00:56:13,229
(roaring)
684
00:56:13,229 --> 00:56:15,051
You asshole.
685
00:56:17,289 --> 00:56:18,393
Bitch, are you okay?
686
00:56:19,484 --> 00:56:20,257
Bitch?
687
00:56:20,803 --> 00:56:22,855
Oh my god! What the fuck did you do?
688
00:56:23,114 --> 00:56:24,315
Did you murder them?
689
00:56:24,832 --> 00:56:25,673
I didn't do it.
690
00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:27,329
You have a knife in your hand.
691
00:56:28,111 --> 00:56:29,996
So who else did it then?
692
00:56:29,996 --> 00:56:30,884
I didn't do it.
693
00:56:30,884 --> 00:56:32,367
Who else did it?
694
00:56:32,367 --> 00:56:33,641
Frickin’ somebody else.
695
00:56:34,490 --> 00:56:35,913
Get away from me, you psycho.
696
00:56:36,661 --> 00:56:37,637
It wasn’t me.
697
00:56:38,382 --> 00:56:42,579
(creepy sounds)
698
00:56:42,579 --> 00:56:44,487
(screaming)
699
00:56:44,487 --> 00:56:48,864
(heavy metal music)
700
00:56:50,213 --> 00:56:53,343
(music playing)
701
00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:54,218
Oh fuck!
702
00:56:54,218 --> 00:56:55,672
(screaming)
703
00:56:57,030 --> 00:57:01,231
(music playing)
704
00:57:01,231 --> 00:57:02,267
(screaming)
705
00:57:02,267 --> 00:57:04,860
(music playing)
706
00:57:04,860 --> 00:57:06,258
Somebody help me!
707
00:57:06,258 --> 00:57:07,524
(music playing)
708
00:57:07,524 --> 00:57:11,121
(roaring)
709
00:57:11,121 --> 00:57:15,898
(music playing)
710
00:57:15,898 --> 00:57:16,685
Get away!
711
00:57:16,685 --> 00:57:28,913
(music playing)
712
00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:30,486
(screaming)
713
00:57:30,486 --> 00:57:50,833
(music playing)
714
00:57:50,833 --> 00:57:52,429
(screaming)
715
00:57:52,429 --> 00:57:53,541
(music playing)
716
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,925
Somebody help me.
717
00:57:54,925 --> 00:58:00,089
(music playing)
718
00:58:00,089 --> 00:58:01,184
(screaming)
719
00:58:01,184 --> 00:58:02,336
(screaming)
720
00:58:03,028 --> 00:58:04,227
(screaming)
721
00:58:04,227 --> 00:58:04,928
(screaming)
722
00:58:04,928 --> 00:58:06,992
(music playing)
723
00:58:09,478 --> 00:58:22,756
(music playing)
724
00:58:22,756 --> 00:58:24,837
(groaning)
725
00:58:24,837 --> 00:58:26,623
(music playing)
726
00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:27,808
(groaning)
727
00:58:27,808 --> 00:58:28,809
(groaning)
728
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:31,476
Help me! Help me!
729
00:58:31,476 --> 00:58:32,738
Help me. Open the door.
730
00:58:32,738 --> 00:58:34,283
(door pounding) Help me! Help me!
731
00:58:34,283 --> 00:58:36,174
(door pounding)
732
00:58:37,462 --> 00:58:39,185
You have to help me. Let me use your phone.
733
00:58:39,185 --> 00:58:40,078
Please.
734
00:58:40,078 --> 00:58:41,269
Calm down, sugar.
735
00:58:42,398 --> 00:58:44,771
You’re real dirty, but you’re real cute.
736
00:58:44,771 --> 00:58:45,932
Call the police
737
00:58:45,932 --> 00:58:47,155
My friends have been murdered.
738
00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:47,959
Look,
739
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,847
there’s nothing out there, sweetheart.
740
00:58:49,847 --> 00:58:50,625
Calm down.
741
00:58:51,715 --> 00:59:21,063
(upbeat rock music)
742
00:59:21,063 --> 00:59:22,731
(screaming)
743
00:59:23,103 --> 00:59:25,257
I’m fucking telling you it's a Sasquatch.
744
00:59:26,369 --> 00:59:27,496
Fucking Sasquatch.
745
00:59:27,496 --> 00:59:28,943
There ain’t no fucking Sasquatch.
746
00:59:28,943 --> 00:59:29,984
It was a Sasquatch.
747
00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:31,510
- Yeah, yeah.
- I’m telling you.
748
00:59:31,510 --> 00:59:33,254
Here. Here. You smoke this
749
00:59:33,254 --> 00:59:34,568
I'm calling the sheriff.
750
00:59:34,568 --> 00:59:35,885
I need my lighter.
751
00:59:35,885 --> 00:59:36,933
Well then get your lighter.
752
00:59:36,933 --> 00:59:38,148
But I’m calling the sheriff.
753
00:59:40,897 --> 00:59:42,295
UN fucking believable.
754
00:59:46,190 --> 00:59:46,962
Sheriff’s office.
755
00:59:46,962 --> 00:59:48,171
This is Sheriff Sonny speaking.
756
00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:50,530
Yeah, Sheriff.
757
00:59:51,116 --> 00:59:51,942
This is Toby.
758
00:59:52,738 --> 00:59:54,802
I’m telling you, man, I
just saw a Sasquatch.
759
00:59:54,802 --> 00:59:58,087
He’s got the fucking news
guys coming over here.
760
00:59:58,862 --> 00:59:59,930
He’s laughing at me.
761
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,338
Yeah, of course he is.
762
01:00:01,338 --> 01:00:02,201
I’m telling you.
763
01:00:02,201 --> 01:00:03,662
Over by old McCreepy’s place.
764
01:00:04,545 --> 01:00:05,702
I have a video.
765
01:00:06,301 --> 01:00:07,469
I got the news coming. Yep.
766
01:00:08,016 --> 01:00:08,461
Uh huh.
767
01:00:09,794 --> 01:00:10,399
Okay.
768
01:00:10,924 --> 01:00:12,055
Sheriff’s coming.
769
01:00:13,267 --> 01:00:15,434
Dude. What the fuck
did you put in that thing?
770
01:00:16,071 --> 01:00:17,166
You’re seeing shit.
771
01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,393
Settle down, Hogtie.
772
01:00:19,211 --> 01:00:20,817
Fucking Sasquatch.
773
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:21,729
I’m telling you.
774
01:00:21,729 --> 01:00:23,015
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
775
01:00:23,015 --> 01:00:24,016
We’re rich.
776
01:00:25,374 --> 01:00:25,812
Yes.
777
01:00:26,940 --> 01:00:28,273
Get it all there.
778
01:00:28,659 --> 01:00:29,253
Oh!
779
01:00:29,253 --> 01:00:30,774
(ravioli splatting)
780
01:00:31,315 --> 01:00:31,947
Yes.
781
01:00:31,947 --> 01:00:36,380
(ravioli splatting)
782
01:00:38,397 --> 01:00:39,177
Hey.
783
01:00:40,001 --> 01:00:41,961
How far are we from the festival?
784
01:00:43,195 --> 01:00:44,339
I’ll pull it up on my phone.
785
01:00:45,516 --> 01:00:46,461
Are you kidding me?
786
01:00:48,250 --> 01:00:49,655
Hate that shit.
787
01:00:51,124 --> 01:00:52,244
I grew up around here.
788
01:00:53,485 --> 01:00:54,486
Okay.
789
01:00:55,002 --> 01:00:57,360
Well then how far are we from Texas?
790
01:01:00,084 --> 01:01:01,651
We are in Texas, sweetheart.
791
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:07,300
Only a couple hours away
from where the music festival’s at.
792
01:01:08,413 --> 01:01:11,479
Yeah. Looks like it’s a
small town called uh...
793
01:01:11,816 --> 01:01:12,677
Dark Marsh
794
01:01:13,432 --> 01:01:14,625
Yeah. How’d you know?
795
01:01:16,127 --> 01:01:18,302
Duh. I’m from around here.
796
01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,091
My old stomping grounds.
797
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:24,229
(giggling)
798
01:01:24,229 --> 01:01:27,202
In fact, I lost my virginity a
couple miles down that way.
799
01:01:28,339 --> 01:01:29,345
A place called
800
01:01:30,180 --> 01:01:31,595
Thelma’s Laundromat.
801
01:01:31,595 --> 01:01:33,303
(giggling)
802
01:01:33,303 --> 01:01:34,304
Creepy.
803
01:01:42,149 --> 01:01:44,374
Pull over here for a bit.
804
01:01:46,272 --> 01:01:47,516
I know a spot.
805
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:50,565
Get out.
806
01:01:51,412 --> 01:01:52,095
Stretch.
807
01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:55,439
Smoke a joint or two.
808
01:01:57,579 --> 01:01:58,433
Alright.
809
01:01:58,937 --> 01:02:02,263
But as long as we make
it there on time tomorrow.
810
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,759
I do not want to miss the
Buffalo Bud Buster set.
811
01:02:06,730 --> 01:02:08,851
My old roommate knows Dino.
812
01:02:09,676 --> 01:02:10,973
No way.
813
01:02:12,142 --> 01:02:12,579
Hey.
814
01:02:13,415 --> 01:02:17,229
Have you ever heard of Drug Sauna?
815
01:02:17,229 --> 01:02:18,782
Alright!
816
01:02:18,782 --> 01:02:20,481
Would you quit with that shit?
817
01:02:22,867 --> 01:02:25,456
Who cares about your
Canadian Cock Rock bullshit?
818
01:02:27,517 --> 01:02:28,835
I’m just here to see Merlin.
819
01:02:29,099 --> 01:02:31,568
(laughing distinctly)
820
01:02:33,592 --> 01:02:34,493
Here we go.
821
01:02:36,104 --> 01:02:37,184
Ah...
822
01:02:38,566 --> 01:02:39,624
Yeah.
823
01:02:40,570 --> 01:02:41,475
This is it.
824
01:02:44,924 --> 01:02:47,543
This is it ladies.
825
01:02:48,522 --> 01:02:49,134
Woo.
826
01:02:50,691 --> 01:02:51,271
Huh?
827
01:02:53,594 --> 01:02:54,473
Let’s check it out.
828
01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:21,552
My dad,
829
01:03:22,206 --> 01:03:23,040
my grandpa
830
01:03:24,336 --> 01:03:26,070
hunted in these very woods, ladies.
831
01:03:29,273 --> 01:03:30,044
(coughing)
832
01:03:30,757 --> 01:03:34,149
(coughing)
833
01:03:34,149 --> 01:03:35,482
Take it to the dome!
834
01:03:38,042 --> 01:03:39,114
Did you guys hear that?
835
01:03:41,649 --> 01:03:43,865
Everybody parties in
the woods now these days
836
01:03:44,699 --> 01:03:46,068
around here.
837
01:03:48,217 --> 01:03:49,055
Come on.
838
01:03:54,957 --> 01:03:55,854
Come on.
839
01:04:02,243 --> 01:04:04,665
Sinners and partiers.
840
01:04:04,665 --> 01:04:06,054
(giggling)
841
01:04:06,054 --> 01:04:07,372
Oh my god, what is that?
842
01:04:07,372 --> 01:04:07,939
What?
843
01:04:07,939 --> 01:04:08,479
That.
844
01:04:09,359 --> 01:04:10,892
Is that an ankle monitor?
845
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:13,017
Are you on fucking house arrest?
846
01:04:13,017 --> 01:04:13,567
Oh shit.
847
01:04:13,567 --> 01:04:14,535
No.
848
01:04:14,535 --> 01:04:16,028
My nova ring fell out.
849
01:04:19,642 --> 01:04:20,666
Awkward.
850
01:04:20,666 --> 01:04:21,915
Okay. So,
851
01:04:22,486 --> 01:04:23,662
anyway Nick.
852
01:04:25,108 --> 01:04:26,556
What was it like growing up out here?
853
01:04:26,556 --> 01:04:27,311
You know.
854
01:04:27,311 --> 01:04:28,923
I mean, hunting for your own food.
855
01:04:28,923 --> 01:04:30,773
Swinging from tire swings.
856
01:04:31,648 --> 01:04:32,387
Yeah.
857
01:04:32,387 --> 01:04:35,001
You know like what I
imagine what would happen
858
01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:38,557
if someone put a baby on
the steps of a karate studio.
859
01:04:39,752 --> 01:04:41,681
I never knew you were such a country man.
860
01:04:43,883 --> 01:04:45,189
Let me tell you about it.
861
01:04:47,769 --> 01:04:48,909
Country life,
862
01:04:51,231 --> 01:04:51,995
it's quiet.
863
01:04:55,863 --> 01:04:56,930
Not a lot of drama.
864
01:04:58,448 --> 01:05:00,596
A lot of beauty beauty
to look at, obviously.
865
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:06,430
But you can’t get to a whole lot of limits,
866
01:05:07,692 --> 01:05:08,528
you know.
867
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:11,961
A lot of fishing.
868
01:05:13,248 --> 01:05:14,638
A lot of drinking.
869
01:05:17,950 --> 01:05:18,583
But,
870
01:05:19,230 --> 01:05:21,113
not a whole lot of women out here.
871
01:05:21,113 --> 01:05:22,195
Of course.
872
01:05:22,195 --> 01:05:23,800
(laughing)
873
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,665
I mean, don’t get me wrong.
874
01:05:24,665 --> 01:05:25,689
I like the big city.
875
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:26,903
Don’t get me wrong.
876
01:05:26,903 --> 01:05:27,690
You know
877
01:05:29,622 --> 01:05:30,964
It's just so refreshing,
878
01:05:30,964 --> 01:05:31,760
you know
879
01:05:32,456 --> 01:05:34,776
to come out here revisit the place.
880
01:05:35,922 --> 01:05:37,814
Fuck yeah man.
881
01:05:37,814 --> 01:05:39,584
This weekend
882
01:05:39,584 --> 01:05:42,093
is going to be killer.
883
01:05:42,093 --> 01:05:43,679
Take it to the dome!
884
01:05:43,679 --> 01:05:44,711
Okay you guys.
885
01:05:44,711 --> 01:05:47,417
I swear I just fucking
heard something again.
886
01:05:49,278 --> 01:05:50,286
I think I did too.
887
01:05:50,286 --> 01:05:51,094
Girls.
888
01:05:51,094 --> 01:05:53,568
(screaming)
889
01:05:53,568 --> 01:05:54,933
What the fuck was that?
890
01:05:56,164 --> 01:05:57,165
Oh, shit.
891
01:05:57,974 --> 01:05:59,880
Run fucking run.
892
01:06:02,695 --> 01:06:04,457
Oh shit! Oh shit!
893
01:06:04,457 --> 01:06:11,180
(yelling distinctly)
894
01:06:12,243 --> 01:06:17,400
(screaming)
895
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:29,920
(music)
896
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:46,015
(music)
897
01:06:46,015 --> 01:07:02,848
(music)
898
01:07:02,848 --> 01:07:26,893
(music)
899
01:07:26,893 --> 01:07:42,973
(music)
900
01:07:42,973 --> 01:08:03,647
(music)
901
01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:20,943
(music)
902
01:08:20,943 --> 01:08:45,650
(music)
903
01:08:46,374 --> 01:08:49,265
(laughing)
904
01:08:52,014 --> 01:09:04,639
(laughing)
905
01:09:04,639 --> 01:09:07,373
(whispering)
906
01:09:07,373 --> 01:09:14,444
(laughing)
907
01:09:15,023 --> 01:09:21,806
(whispering)
908
01:09:21,806 --> 01:09:22,565
Hi.
909
01:09:22,565 --> 01:09:27,957
(panting)
910
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:31,986
Who the fuck are you?
911
01:09:32,352 --> 01:09:34,782
Do you think you can
just come into his woods
912
01:09:34,782 --> 01:09:37,143
smoke weed with your friends?
913
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:39,794
Have a good time?
914
01:09:43,092 --> 01:09:44,413
He picked us off
915
01:09:45,609 --> 01:09:47,498
one by one
916
01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:49,956
like onions on a pizza.
917
01:09:49,956 --> 01:09:50,852
Fuck you bitch.
918
01:09:51,663 --> 01:09:52,738
I think I can survive.
919
01:09:55,996 --> 01:09:56,790
Huh?
920
01:09:59,818 --> 01:10:00,447
What?
921
01:10:00,447 --> 01:10:01,797
I thrive on this shit.
922
01:10:02,757 --> 01:10:03,591
Come on.
923
01:10:06,525 --> 01:10:08,060
I know how to survive.
924
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:14,253
(laughing)
925
01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:16,340
I know how to survive!
926
01:10:17,066 --> 01:10:20,705
(yelling)
927
01:10:23,811 --> 01:10:27,163
(yelling)
928
01:10:31,766 --> 01:10:39,179
(maniacal laughing)
929
01:10:41,019 --> 01:10:43,455
I know how to survive!
930
01:10:45,466 --> 01:10:48,353
(maniacal laughing)
931
01:10:52,354 --> 01:10:53,355
Fuck you!
932
01:10:53,662 --> 01:10:56,665
(panting)
933
01:10:56,665 --> 01:11:08,035
(dramatic music)
934
01:11:08,035 --> 01:11:17,484
(birds chirping)
935
01:11:20,013 --> 01:11:31,232
(birds chirping)
936
01:11:38,001 --> 01:11:41,712
(birds chirping)
937
01:11:41,712 --> 01:11:43,627
(growling)
938
01:11:46,494 --> 01:11:49,814
(growling)
939
01:11:49,814 --> 01:11:52,111
I know how to survive.
940
01:11:52,111 --> 01:11:53,308
(growling)
941
01:11:54,122 --> 01:11:56,910
(maniacal laughing)
942
01:11:56,910 --> 01:11:59,094
(growling)
943
01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:02,011
How’s it going cutie?
944
01:12:02,011 --> 01:12:03,596
(screaming)
945
01:12:05,824 --> 01:12:06,943
(growling)
946
01:12:06,943 --> 01:12:13,624
(spurting noise)
947
01:12:13,624 --> 01:12:16,077
I knew you’d come around,
but head on the first date?
948
01:12:16,077 --> 01:12:17,165
That’s crazy.
949
01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:26,115
(laughing)
950
01:12:27,297 --> 01:12:28,348
Smell that?
951
01:12:28,348 --> 01:12:30,605
I smelled him as soon
as I came into the woods.
952
01:12:30,605 --> 01:12:32,694
You’re a goddamn vegetarian.
953
01:12:32,694 --> 01:12:33,909
(laughing)
954
01:12:33,909 --> 01:12:35,991
Yeah. Your pH is all off.
955
01:12:35,991 --> 01:12:37,651
(laughing)
956
01:12:37,651 --> 01:12:38,470
Musky.
957
01:12:39,138 --> 01:12:46,135
(laughing)
958
01:12:49,854 --> 01:12:51,488
Fucking psychos.
959
01:12:53,231 --> 01:12:54,686
Fucking no.
960
01:12:57,916 --> 01:13:01,582
(laughing)
961
01:13:01,994 --> 01:13:03,712
Help me.
962
01:13:04,758 --> 01:13:06,301
Bunch of psychos.
963
01:13:06,301 --> 01:13:10,515
(laughing)
964
01:13:10,515 --> 01:13:13,783
(coughing)
965
01:13:14,633 --> 01:13:15,772
(gagging)
966
01:13:15,772 --> 01:13:21,066
(laughing)
967
01:13:21,066 --> 01:13:27,969
(laughing)
968
01:13:27,969 --> 01:13:29,247
Keep going.
969
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,169
Shut up!
970
01:13:33,169 --> 01:13:34,333
Shut the fuck up!
971
01:13:35,668 --> 01:13:37,226
Where’s that boy at?
972
01:13:37,226 --> 01:13:39,476
The fuck's taking him so long?
973
01:13:41,817 --> 01:13:43,144
Please stop it.
974
01:13:43,144 --> 01:13:45,509
(screaming)
975
01:13:45,509 --> 01:13:46,750
No, no.
976
01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,150
No.
977
01:13:48,150 --> 01:13:49,213
(laughing)
978
01:13:49,213 --> 01:13:49,966
No.
979
01:13:49,966 --> 01:13:51,725
(screaming) No.
980
01:13:51,725 --> 01:13:52,923
You’re thick headed.
981
01:13:53,813 --> 01:13:55,962
No. Somebody.
982
01:13:56,706 --> 01:13:57,571
Stop.
983
01:13:57,840 --> 01:14:00,849
No, please stop, please.
984
01:14:00,849 --> 01:14:03,147
(crying)
985
01:15:13,322 --> 01:15:14,748
(screaming)
986
01:15:31,417 --> 01:15:32,628
(video game sounds)
987
01:15:32,992 --> 01:15:36,127
(panting)
988
01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:37,370
Shit!
989
01:15:38,270 --> 01:15:44,712
(dramatic music)
990
01:15:44,712 --> 01:15:45,986
(screaming)
991
01:15:45,986 --> 01:15:54,794
(dramatic music)
992
01:15:54,794 --> 01:15:55,517
(gun shot)
993
01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:57,025
Hold your fire, I said.
994
01:15:59,076 --> 01:16:00,791
I thought he was a Sasquatch.
995
01:16:02,644 --> 01:16:04,023
Good god, boy.
996
01:16:05,298 --> 01:16:07,367
I think we’ve killed the killer.
997
01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:37,912
(music)
998
01:16:37,912 --> 01:17:18,088
(music)
999
01:17:19,504 --> 01:17:28,144
(broadcast music)
1000
01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:32,052
Tonight tragedy has shook
small town Dark marsh.
1001
01:17:32,570 --> 01:17:36,280
Officials state they have recovered
several bodies of millennial s
1002
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,248
scattered throughout the woods.
1003
01:17:38,723 --> 01:17:42,683
In unrelated news, a man
says he's seen a Sasquatch.
1004
01:17:43,761 --> 01:18:03,078
(soft music)
1005
01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:04,614
(phone ringing)
1006
01:18:04,614 --> 01:18:06,361
Dude. Where you fcukers at?
1007
01:18:06,699 --> 01:18:08,426
Merlin's about to go on right now.
1008
01:18:08,426 --> 01:18:10,309
Dude I've been waiting on them all day man.
1009
01:18:10,780 --> 01:18:13,958
some chick was freaking
streaking naked right now, huh bro.
1010
01:18:13,958 --> 01:18:15,860
It was sick dude.
1011
01:18:15,860 --> 01:18:18,166
Dude so sick. Later dude.
1012
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:20,626
Later bitches you snooze you lose.
1013
01:18:21,071 --> 01:18:37,956
(soft music)
1014
01:18:39,580 --> 01:18:43,382
Hope everyone’s ready for
this weekend’s stoner festival.
1015
01:18:43,919 --> 01:18:47,350
I heard Dino from buffalo
bud buster will be there.
1016
01:18:47,799 --> 01:18:50,734
I’m skid Sizemore and that’s the news.
1017
01:18:50,734 --> 01:18:53,229
Good night and sleep well Texas.
1018
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:54,597
(broadcast music)
1019
01:18:54,597 --> 01:19:17,425
(music)
1020
01:19:17,425 --> 01:19:46,773
(music)
1021
01:19:46,773 --> 01:20:11,122
(music)
1022
01:20:11,122 --> 01:20:45,932
(music)
1023
01:20:45,932 --> 01:20:55,116
(mumbling)
1024
01:20:55,116 --> 01:21:01,703
(music)
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