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Breaking news! Brazen
robbery at Stacie Mansion!
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Sally Hairspray reporting.
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Police say the crooks
entered the house
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in the ritzy Upper Heights
neighborhood last night
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and made off with millions
in jewels and valuables.
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The thieves even
took a very rare pet-
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[click]
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Come on!
Ah!
Hey!
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Sorry, but I recorded 'The
Duchess of Lancashire Lane'.
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It's the season finale!
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I have to watch
this right now
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before somebody
spoils it for me.
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I'm surprised none of you have
already told me what happened.
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Well, not that surprising since
none of us watch the show!
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No talking to me
while I'm watching
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'Duchess of
Lancashire Lane'!
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I don't want to miss anything.
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You can't miss anything.
Nothing ever happens.
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I beg to differ. 'D.O.L.L.'
is full of exciting moments.
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[slurp]
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[slurp]
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[long slurp]
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I say, another
spot of tea, please.
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OK, so there's not a
whole lot of action.
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That's because they're
setting you up
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for the big reveals
in the end.
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Everything's going to
happen in this episode.
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Now will you all please be
quiet so I can press play?
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Huh? What's going on?
Why isn't it playing?
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Most likely because
you didn't press 'play'
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You pressed, um, 'delete'.
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[horror movie notes]
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NOOOOOOO!
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You think about all the things
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That you love to do
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It all comes true
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You find a place you never knew
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Where you're happy to
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Just be you!
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We can be [yeah]
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Who we want to be [yeah]
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At littlest pet shop
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You and me We can be [yeah]
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Who we want to be [yeah]
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At littlest pet shop
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You and me
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Blythe! I accidentally deleted
the show I recorded on the DVR!
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How do I get it back?
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Sorry Russell, I
don't think you can.
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But don't worry, they
rerun shows all the time.
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I checked and it'll be
weeks before it's on again.
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I'm supposed to host my
DOLL meeting later today!
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Doll meeting? I
am soooo confused.
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D.O.L.L.: 'Duchess
of Lancashire Lane'!
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I host a weekly group where we
recap and critique the episodes.
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I serve tea and pet crumpets,
just like on the show.
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It's a whole thing.
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Whoa. That sounds even
more boring than the show.
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Which may explain why we've
never ever noticed the meetings.
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That's why you're
not invited, Sunil.
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Now, how am I going
to host the group,
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if I don't even know what
happened on the final episode?
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Well, you can
always look online.
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There are websites that post
recaps of just about every show.
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You can't get the
nuances of 'Duchess'
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from simply reading a recap.
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I need to see it
to experience it.
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Sunil: I have an idea.
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What if we get the recap
and perform it for you?
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You mean like a play?
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Sunil, you want us to act out
everything that happened?
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How hard could it be?
Nothing ever happens.
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Hm. That just might work.
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But you have to promise to
really play the parts well.
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You know they
will, Russell.
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Here's my tablet for you to
look up the episode's re-cap.
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Ooh, this is almost as
exciting as episode 24
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when the duchess ran out of tea!
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Another catastrophe averted
at Littlest Pet Shop.
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She's trying to
say something.
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The poor dear has
apparently lost her bark.
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What's the matter, dear?
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Ooooh! Charades!
I love this game.
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OK, is it Snowballs?
Cheese Danish?
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No, I'm pretty
sure it's not that.
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[door opens]
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Hi, Blythe. What's going on?
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Oh, hi, Youngmee. This cute
little cocker spaniel's
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trying to tell us something,
but I'm not sure what it is.
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Huh, I think she's saying
that she lost her voice.
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Maybe from barking too much?
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What the huh?
How did you--
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Oh, she's trembling. Nutmeg Dash
seems to be afraid of something.
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OK, I see how you can
tell she's scared,
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but how do you know her
name is Nutmeg Dash?
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Well, I don't know if
that's really her name,
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but it should be.
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I mean, look at her beautiful
coat like the color of nutmeg.
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And the sparkle in
her eye tells me
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she has just a
dash of spice.
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Youngmee, that's unreal! How
do you know all this stuff?
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I dunno. I find that I
can just understand her.
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We have a... connection.
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Wow! You've been searching
for the perfect pet,
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and then this one just
walks into the shop.
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I mean, that's remarkable!
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[door opens]
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[terrible British accent]
Pardon me.
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I've lost me dog,
and... By Jove! There he is!
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You've been a naughty
lad. Now come to Daddy.
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Um, can we help you?
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Me name is Bartholemew
Backus, the third.
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I'm the owner of this here
pure-bred Spanish spaniel.
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Oh. Well, how do we
know you're the owner?
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Do you have any papers?
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She doesn't
have a dog tag.
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Blimey! Must've fallen off.
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Oh! There's a marking on
that there underbelly.
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A crown shape under the fur.
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There it is, Blythe.
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That's me boy!
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Uh, she's a girl.
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Figure of speech. 'Cheerio',
and, uh, 'Corn Flakes'!
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Blythe, this is terrible.
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Nutmeg was trying to tell
us something was wrong.
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We can't let that guy
get away with her.
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Are you sure?
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Positive. Nutmeg and
I made a connection.
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I don't know how I know,
but I know. You know?
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Youngmee, if anybody 'knows',
it's me. Zoe, come with us!
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Mrs. Twombly, I'm
taking Zoe for a walk!
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Now let's go rescue Nutmeg Dash!
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[gasp]
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Dumb dog almost got away!
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Why do we even
care about the dog?
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This pooch is the
most valuable thing
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of the entire Stacie
Mansion haul, knucklehead!
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Ah! The truck's pulling away!
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Ugh! We lost them. Oh, Nutmeg.
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Wait Blythe, look!
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Huh. It's a pearl.
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There's another one! In fact,
it's a trail of pearls!
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Nutmeg Dash is
helping us track her!
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She's trying to show us these
guys are up to no good. Come on!
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OK, I found the recap
of the final episode of
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'Duchess of Lancashire
Lane' online
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and I've printed a
copy for each of you.
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Minka, you're playing 'Mugglesby
Ropp', the grumpy cook.
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Penny Ling, you're the
maid, 'Sinisclaire Jintzy'.
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Pepper, you're
'Peeves', the butler.
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Oh, I get it. The
BUTT-ler. [laughs]
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Mmm-hmm. Good one. Vinnie,
you'll be playing 'The Duke'.
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Wait a second, who's going
to play the 'Duchess'?
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That would be me.
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So... How's it going?
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Well, so far we have got every--
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No, don't tell me!
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I don't want to hear any
spoilers. LALALALALA!
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Russell, if you
don't want to know,
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then maybe you
should go over there.
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Ah. Good idea.
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Cause I definitely
don't want to know.
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Now then, when I walk
in, my line is...
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Don't worry, I
can't hear you!
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[barks]
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Another pearl. Look!
It's the truck!
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They must be in that warehouse.
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Whoa, look at all that stuff.
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[gasp] I just realized
who these guys are...
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They're the ones who
robbed Stacie Mansion!
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I bet they also
stole Nutmeg Dash!
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Which means she's not
even theirs to sell!
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Crook: So glad youse could make
it to my, uh... showroom,
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Mr. Stuffinpoof.
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Let's not dilly dally.
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You said on the telephone
you've got a spaniel
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derived from the bloodline
of Spanish royalty.
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I'm sure you're aware
that such a specimen
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is both extremely rare
and extremely valuable
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to collectors like me.
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Oh, I know. And you will
not be disappointed.
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Yes, yes, a fine spaniel.
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But as you know, a royal
would have the mark of--
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[gasp] It's true! The
rarest of the breed!
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I must have this
pet! Name your price.
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Oh, no! He is going
to sell Nutmeg!
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C'mon, Blythe,
we need to get help!
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We don't have time!
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Youngmee, I have an idea.
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And up next, the
exciting finale of the
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'Duchess of Lancashire
Lane'...in color.
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Oh, this is more exciting than
episode 60 when the duchess sat
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and silently read a newspaper
for the whole hour.
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[slurp]
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La, la la. Dusting always makes
me think of spring. In fact--
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STOP! FYI, I usually fast
forward past the scenes
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from last season, so
you can just skip ahead.
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Scenes from last season?
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Yeah. Don't get me wrong,
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the spring dusting
scene was great.
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Just get to the beginning
of this episode.
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What are you
talking about?
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I don't
even know!
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This is the
beginning!
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So confused!
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Oh, no! The date on this
recap is from... LAST YEAR!
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You mean, we've been rehearsing
the wrong season finale
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this whole time? Criminy!
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Well, come on. I can't wait for
all the great surprise reveals.
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He's not gonna like
the 'surprise reveal'
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we have for him.
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No! We can't let Russell
down. We have the costumes.
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We know the characters;
we can still do this!
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The show must go on! Now
get in there and improvise!
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That means make
stuff up as you go.
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Got it! Milady, I am
so glad to see you.
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Yes?
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Yes.
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Ooohh, the classic 'Duchess of
Lancashire Lane tension build'.
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I love it!
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Yes. Well, you are... an
excellent maid. Or so you say.
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I do say that... all the time.
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Well, if you say
you're a maid,
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why, when I looked in your
chambers this morning,
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did I find... THIS!
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[gasp] You caught me. I've been
posing as a maid for 25 years.
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But today, I must
finally admit...
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I've been hiding my true
identity as a plumber.
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I should have known! The way
she always looked at pipes...
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Duchess, did you just hear
what Sinisclaire revealed?
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I did. And since you were
so honest, Sinisclaire,
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I have my own secret to reveal.
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I am not a Duchess.
I am... your sister.
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And I am your mother!
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No you're not.
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No, I'm not! I just don't
remember things very well.
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Because you
have... amnesia.
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That's right! I forgot I
have amnesia, because...
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I have amnesia!
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And, I don't know how to cook!
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So what have we been
eating all these years?
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00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,336
I don't know!
243
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:57,283
[gasp]
244
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:05,775
Here's your price,
Backus. And the canine?
245
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:11,216
Not so fast. We heard about
the Royal Spanish Spaniel,
246
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,994
and we wish to make
an offer as well.
247
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:16,464
And who is you?
248
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:20,003
My name is Norma
Jean Standalone,
249
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,130
famous dog collector.
250
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:26,365
And this is one of my
dog walkers, Olivia.
251
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,513
Well, I've already
arranged to purchase
252
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,309
the Royal Spanish Spaniel.
253
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,311
Tell him, my good man.
254
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:37,223
Well, if youse ladies
got a better offer...
255
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,147
We'll double his offer.
256
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:44,222
Well, I won't be outbid.
I'll double their double!
257
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,894
Then, we'll triple it.
258
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,932
That is outrageous!
259
00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:54,468
I demand you sell the Royal
Spanish Spaniel to me!
260
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:58,297
Sorry. Sounds like Ms.
Standalone has more, uh...
261
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,205
means to give the
pooch a proper home.
262
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,878
Well! I never!
263
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:12,946
Ladies? Uh-uh. Not so
fast. The dough first.
264
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,593
Olivia, my checkbook.
265
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:21,129
Er, uh, I think we may have
left it at home, ma'am.
266
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:26,427
Hey! What's goin' on here? Are
you ladies on the up and up?
267
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:31,403
[laughs] Nonsense, we just have
a temporary cash-flow problem.
268
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,044
Uh, I suggest we
take the doggie
269
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,640
and return with
the money later.
270
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,177
I thought I
recognized you!
271
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,649
You're those girls
from that pet shop!
272
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:47,050
[barks]
273
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,253
Hey! OOF!
274
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,216
Let's get out of here!
275
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,134
[panting]
276
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,257
Gotcha!
277
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,464
Let Nutmeg go!
278
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:03,226
Get lost, kids. Go back
to your little pet shop.
279
00:15:04,638 --> 00:15:06,968
Yes, this is Blythe Baxter.
280
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,673
We just found the guys who
robbed Stacie Mansion.
281
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:14,006
Yes! At a warehouse downtown
on 93 Beaumont Circle. Hurry!
282
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,384
You'll regret that, little lady!
283
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,383
Come on boys, let's
clear all this stuff out
284
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:19,575
before the coppers get here.
285
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,092
Oh, no! They're going to escape!
286
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,090
Not if the police
get here first.
287
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,562
But what if they don't? We
can't let them get away...
288
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,161
not with Nutmeg Dash!
289
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,465
That is why, even as the light
fades away for the last time
290
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,599
on this English countryside...
291
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,305
I will forever think
of myself as...
292
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,438
The Duchess of Lancashire Lane.
293
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,014
[slobs]
294
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,251
[sobs]
295
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:58,321
Yes! Hooray! Bravo! Bravo!
Best. Episode. EVER!
296
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,486
So, you liked it?
297
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:05,434
Are you kidding? Some of those
reveals were so off the wall,
298
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,472
there was no way I
could see them coming.
299
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,467
I mean, who would have
thought that the duchess
300
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,099
had a secret casino
301
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,644
that she operated in
the mansion basement?
302
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,110
Yeah, that was pretty good.
303
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,379
I can't wait to dish about it
at the D.O.L.L. club meeting.
304
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:23,249
Uh, you're going to talk
about it at the meeting?
305
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,279
So, when is this meeting?
306
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,245
In about half an hour. Ooo!
307
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,523
I'd better get the tea
and crumpets ready.
308
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,362
If Russell talks about this
fake episode at his DOLL club,
309
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:33,729
he'll make a fool of himself.
310
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,198
Hurry, youse guys!
311
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,697
Everyting's gotta be
packed back into the truck
312
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,158
before the coppers get here!
313
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,371
We've got to stop
them from leaving.
314
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,740
We're just two kids and a
dog, a fabulous dog, granted,
315
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:49,470
but still, how do we
beat three grown men?
316
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,106
All we've got to work with
is all this fancy stuff.
317
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,353
We can work with that!
318
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,777
319
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,253
[clatter]
320
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,721
321
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,091
[crash]
322
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:08,429
323
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,788
[thud]
324
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,056
[crackle]
325
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:17,295
326
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,303
[crash]
327
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:25,384
328
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,482
Phew!
329
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:36,293
[crashing]
330
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,324
[gasp] Nutmeg! I'll save you!
331
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:43,326
332
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:44,659
[barks]
333
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:46,334
Huh?
334
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,472
Whoa!
335
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,669
You'll never get
away with that pooch!
336
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,698
[buzz]
337
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:57,506
Oh, no! The door's closing!
Youngmee! Nutmeg! Hurry up!
338
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,140
[panting]
339
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:06,215
340
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,693
[police sirens]
341
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,348
NO!
342
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,756
Blythe: Phew! We're lucky
that turned out OK.
343
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,562
We really should have
waited for the police.
344
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,504
[barks]
345
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:22,299
Nutmeg, you got your bark back!
346
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,342
And my voice. Just in time
to save you, Youngmee.
347
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,769
Nutmeg just said-
348
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,684
That one you might not have
to translate for me, Blythe.
349
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:33,237
I think I understand
her perfectly.
350
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,678
Welcome, D.O.L.L. members,
351
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,384
to the final Duchess
of Lancashire Lane
352
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,315
fan club meeting of the season.
353
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,861
I think you'll all agree that
we have a lot to talk about.
354
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,418
Uh, Russell.
355
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,886
You can't talk about the
episode we acted out for you.
356
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:52,855
Everything you saw was
just made up by us.
357
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:57,466
That's impossible. Nobody could
make up such an amazing episode.
358
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,400
We had to. I accidentally
downloaded the recap
359
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,366
to last season's finale,
360
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,235
and we didn't notice
until it was too late.
361
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:09,805
Look, here is the real recap
from last night's episode.
362
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,446
But this episode
is so... boring!
363
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,223
NOTHING HAPPENS!
364
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,791
Exactly.
365
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,719
Sorry we tricked
you, Russell.
366
00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:21,355
We just didn't
want to disappoint.
367
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,761
It's OK. I liked your episode
way better than this one.
368
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,764
But, here's how you
can make it up to me.
369
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,795
...I will forever
think of myself as...
370
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,374
A Duchess of Lancashire Lane.
371
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,275
[slurp]
372
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,647
[sobs]
373
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,507
[applause]
374
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,645
Thank you! And thank
you all for coming
375
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:48,792
to the 'Duchess of Lancashire
Lane' fan-fiction club meeting.
376
00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,464
Blythe: So the police brought
all the stolen items
377
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,389
back to Stacie Mansion.
378
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:57,655
It all belonged
to William Stacie,
379
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,864
the billionaire who
recently passed away.
380
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:03,796
Including Nutmeg Dash? What's
going to happen to her?
381
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,803
Well, everything William Stacie
owned is being donated
382
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,636
to charity organizations,
including Nutmeg Dash.
383
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,443
[sigh] Hopefully,
she'll find a good home.
384
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,346
[door opens]
385
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,517
[barks]
386
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,217
Nutmeg Dash!
387
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,550
Well, I'm guessing
you're Youngmee Song.
388
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,856
I'm Jensen Benson, an attorney
for the William Stacie estate.
389
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,860
The police told me about
the remarkable young ladies
390
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,833
who saved the day, one of whom
seemed to have a connection
391
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:38,474
with Nutasha Margareta
Dashiniola, or ...
392
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,811
Nutmeg Dash.
393
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:45,237
Mr. Stacie left specific
instructions in his will that
394
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:50,615
'Nutmeg Dash will decide herself
who her next owner shall be.'
395
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:55,387
Now, I had no idea how Nutmeg
Dash could possibly do that.
396
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:58,018
You should be my
new owner, Youngmee.
397
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,734
Oh, Youngmee, Nutmeg
Dash wants you.
398
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,998
Yeah, I know.
399
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:09,298
I think we all can figure
out what Nutmeg Dash wants.
400
00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:12,667
I don't even think you
guys could've come up
401
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,642
with a better ending.
402
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,641
True dat, my friend. True dat.
403
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:22,384
Really? Cause actually I have
some notes on that ending.
404
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,782
Cool, cool. OK, so when
the attorney came in,
405
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,994
I think his dialog was a
little too 'on the nose.'
406
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,887
And what was with his name?
407
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:32,616
We can come up with
something better than that.
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