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Hi, there. Dick Von Pat,
big-time television producer.
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You probably know my hit
shows, 'Green Fakers',
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'The Grating Bunch',
'Tuna Casserole',
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or my personal favorite,
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'Throw It At The Wall
And See If It Sticks'.
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I'm on a mission.
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One of our network V.P.'s
has a pet potbelly pig,
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and I need something
for the pig's birthday.
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So, show me what
you got. GO!
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Well, you've definitely
come to the right place.
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My name's Blythe, and
I'll be happy to help you.
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Don't ever say
that to me again!
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I'm sorry. I
didn't mean to-
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Not you. Him. Uh-huh.
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Well? What do you think?
I'm talking to YOU!
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Oh! Well, that's lovely, but
it's a toy for cats, not pigs.
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AND YOU EXPECT ME
TO GO FOR THAT?
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Not you. Listen; call me back
when you have a REAL offer!
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Blythe, we need you
to settle something.
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Vinnie thinks he's
taller than me, but look!
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He's holding his tail
up for extra height.
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Well, if you can count
the spikes on your head,
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I should be able
to count my tail.
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Not now, you two.
I'm with a customer.
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Although I'm not sure
he's not with me.
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We'll have to settle this later.
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Settle what later? And who are you talking to?
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Oh. Uh, I was just
uh... on the phone!
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Like you were.
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Huh. What do you know? I don't
have my earpiece in. [laugh]
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For a second there I thought
you were talking to those pets.
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As if they could understand you.
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[very unpleasant laugh]
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[gasp]
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I just had a brilliant
idea for a television show!
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You did?
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Not you. Gina,
write this down.
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A sitcom in which a young
girl who works in a pet shop
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can talk to and understand
the pets! Hilarity ensues.
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We'll call it,
'Tiniest Animal Store'!
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[gulp]
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You think about all the things
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That you love to do
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It all comes true
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You find a place you never knew
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Where you're happy to
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Just be you!
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We can be [yeah]
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Who we want to be [yeah]
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At littlest pet shop
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You and me We can be [yeah]
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Who we want to be [yeah]
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At littlest pet shop
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You and me
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Dick: Yes! This is an inspired
idea for a television show.
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A young girl hangs out all
day with pet shop pets,
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solving their problems
and getting into hijinks.
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And she can't tell
anyone about her ability
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because they'd think
she's just weird!
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We won't even
need writers!
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The scripts'll write
themselves!
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OK, since I want to base the
characters on you and the pets,
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I'll need to know everything.
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Everything?
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What's this thing? A dumbwaiter?
Classic sitcom trope. I love it!
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[excited chatter]
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It's called rope.
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Blythe, darling, this could
be my shot at the big time!
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A chance for everyone to see
my fabulousness. [giggle]
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It would be my moment
in the spotlight.
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This is getting
out of control.
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I need to put a stop
to it right now.
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Mr. Von Pat, your television
show idea is... interesting,
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but I don't want anyone
to think it's based on me.
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I mean, can you imagine
what people would say
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if they thought I
really talked to pets?
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Why, you said it yourself.
They would think I was weird!
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Well, if that's what you're
worried about, don't.
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I'll simply change
all the names.
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Nobody will connect
it with you.
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Oh... well... that's
better I guess.
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I see what's going on here;
you'd like a role on the show.
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You want to be a
TV star, right?
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Uh, not really.
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I've kinda got my own fashion
design thing going on.
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Even MORE perfect!
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I could give you a shot at
designing our costumes!
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Designing costumes? For a real
TV show? I would love that.
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But uh, you promise my
name won't be used, right?
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Yes, Lucinda.
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Um, my name's
not Lucinda.
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Not you! Lucinda Jackson, star
of our show, The Grating Bunch.
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She's late to the set.
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Listen, Lucy, I would've
called sooner, but...
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[animal noises]
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...I got a great idea to
make a television show
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about this little
pet shop I'm in!
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A television show
about my pet shop?
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Absolutely! So, anyway,
how soon can you be
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in front of the
cameras, Lucinda?
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My name's Anna. Anna Twombly.
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Of course it is.
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Is this going to be one
of those reality shows?
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You could say that.
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Ooooh! When will they
start shooting it?
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Already started!
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Already started? But
I'm not dressed right.
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I don't care! I want you in
front of the cameras, RIGHT NOW!
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OK, FINE!
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I knew you'd come around.
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I'll expect nothing less
than an amazing performance.
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That man is very pushy.
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Oh, dear, I shouldn't
have said that out loud.
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There are probably
cameras everywhere.
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Yoo-hoo! Can you cut
that part out? Hello?
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[everyone chattering at once]
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[cell phone chimes]
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Dick Von Pat here, talk to me!
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Oh, hi Mr. Von Pat.
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I just finished the
designs for the costumes.
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The pets are going to
look adorable in them.
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The pets? In costumes?
Oh, no, no, no...
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Didn't I tell you?
We changed it up.
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The pets are going to be
played by human actors now.
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Human actors?
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Wearing pet costumes! That's
where your designs come in.
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You'll make the actors look
like pets! It's outrageous!
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This thing has 'Daytime TV
Award' written all over it.
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Heck, they should just
give it to me, right now.
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Oh, I almost forgot
why I called.
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I've got some great news!
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We just signed Lola Falanagaga
to star in the show! Ciao!
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A human actor
playing me? Nooooo!
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A human actor playing me?
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This was supposed to be my
moment in the spotlight.
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And now it's ruined.
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Cheer up, Zoe. Maybe you'll be
played by someone really good.
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Of course! It all makes sense!
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They want the most glamorous
actress in the world to play me!
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And the final nominee for best
actress playing a pet is...
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Lola Falanagaga, for her
fabulous performance
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as the even more
fabulous Zoe Trent!
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Friends! Romans! Countrypets!
Perk up your ears!
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I come to bury my pet
toy, not to praise it.
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[squeak]
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And the award goes to... Lola
Falanagaga as Zoe Trent!
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[laughs]
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[kisses]
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Only a fabulous
actress could play
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such a fabulous
character as moi.
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[jingle]
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Oh, dear, I have a customer.
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Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop,
where we cater to pets,
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not sell them.
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I am your host, Mrs. Twombly...
Now then, customer with a dog,
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I'll bet you'd like to see
the dog department. [laugh]
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We at Littlest Pet Shop like to
charm our customers with humor.
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[casual whistling]
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Hi, there. Dick Von Pat,
big-time television producer,
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and I've got some bad news
for you. You're fired!
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What?
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Not you. For you,
I've got great news!
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The network has given me the
green light for the pilot!
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'Tiniest Animal Store',
based on... [gasp]
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the real life of a girl who
works at a small pet shop?"
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You can't say that!
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I don't want anyone to think
this show is based on me!
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If you don't want that stuff on
there, I'll take it right out.
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And... It's gone. We good?
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Yeah, we're good.
Sorry I over-reacted.
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You're creative. Over-reacting
is in your job description.
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Now, just so you know,
I'm gonna bring Lola
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and the rest of the
cast over here later,
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so they can 'mirror'
their subjects.
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You know, follow you
and the pets around
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and study you closely.
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Well, it might be kinda crowded
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with so many actors
in this tiny day camp.
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Oh, it won't be that many.
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Because of budgetary reasons,
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we'll only be able to have three
pet characters in the show.
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We're going with the monkey,
the hedgehog, and the gecko.
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But that's not fair. What
about the other pets?
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That's showbiz. OK,
Jimmy. Talk to me.
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Blythe, there must be
some kind of mistake.
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Lola was supposed
to be playing me!
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If my character isn't in the
show, who is she playing?
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Mr. Von Pat! Which pet is Lola
Falanagaga going to play?
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She's not playing a pet.
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Lola's playing you. No,
not you, Jimmy. Calm down.
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[door jingles]
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There's a customer, now!
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Well, it's our
producer, Dick Von Pat.
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Welcome to
Littlest Pet Shop!
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How much longer is
the show going to continue?
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It's a little tiring.
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Um, I'm not sure.
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How do I look so far?
Am I coming off nicely?
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Maybe I should do a little
demo of my Kung Fu Quilting.
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Hiiiii----WATAA!
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Lola, Gary, Bob, Zelda...
This is Blythe and the pets.
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Now, since you will be
playing them in our show,
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I want you to get a good sense
of what they're all really like.
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Why do they need
to get to 'know us'
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if they're not
really 'playing us'?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not the actual you.
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They're here to observe the
things a 'non-specific girl'
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and some 'generic
pets' would do.
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Now, pretend they're
not even here.
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I'll be back later!
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How is this a comedy
if I'm not in it?
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Yeah, and everyone loves to see
cute characters in sitcoms, too.
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Hmm. So true, Penny Ling,
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which is why it is shocking
that they left me out, as well.
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Obviously, they don't
know what they're doing.
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Now, now, no need
for sour grapes.
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After all, they did a pretty
good job casting my role.
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Handsome, rugged, leading man
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with the exact 'tough
guy' quality required
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to capture the real me.
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It moved! [girlish scream]
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Vinnie, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to come off
as thoughtful and smart.
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I think it's working.
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Geckos... are... boring.
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Boring? No, he's
got the wrong idea!
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Perhaps you should do some of
your signature dance moves.
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Great idea!
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[shouts]
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[crash]
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[moans]
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Geckos... are... clumsy.
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Geckos... like to
eat... mongooses.
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[monkey squawks]
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[bad imitation of
monkey squawks]
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[crash]
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Oooh!
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[squeaking]
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[thud]
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Help. Me.
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[scream]
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[crash]
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00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,946
Lola, you really didn't
need to go inside there.
245
00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:58,919
Nonsense, sweetie.
It's my 'method'.
246
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,219
I must experience everything
247
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,050
the character I'm
playing has experienced.
248
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,216
So, you are an artist.
249
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,186
Actually, a fashion designer.
250
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,825
Wow. These are really good.
251
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:14,801
You have genuine talent.
Which is great, for me.
252
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:17,471
I adore playing talented people.
253
00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:20,511
Now, I've got a million
questions to ask you, Blythe.
254
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,837
Are you married? What's
your favorite food?
255
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,983
What nightclubs do
you hang out in?
256
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,878
I can't go to nightclubs.
I'm just a kid!
257
00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:32,021
A kid? I'm playing a girl?
258
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,288
Well, uh, yeah.
259
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:40,428
Of course I'm playing a girl!
Because I still look so young!
260
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,057
I do still look young.
Don't I? I mean, for my age.
261
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:47,404
Which you do not need to know.
Do you have any concealer?
262
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,200
Psssst! My actor's
afraid of his own shadow!
263
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,204
Mine thinks I eat mongeeses!
264
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,536
My actress is gonna
permanently injure herself!
265
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,512
What are you three
complaining about?
266
00:12:57,511 --> 00:13:00,111
At least you get to be in it.
267
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:03,483
We can talk about this later.
Right now I'm here with Lola!
268
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:08,423
Wow. It's like you really do
talk to the pets. Very 'method'.
269
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,991
Oh, no. I just uh... well...
270
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,562
This is going to be amazing. I
could win awards for this role.
271
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:18,832
'Blythe Baxter - Pet Whisperer'.
272
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,202
Oh, there you are, Lola.
273
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,330
Quick, we need you down at
the studio in five minutes
274
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,965
for a costume fitting.
275
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,240
Costumes? Oh, that reminds me!
276
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,509
Here are my costume designs!
I hope you like them.
277
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,139
Yeah, they're great.
278
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,484
Oh, the network execs read the
final draft of the script.
279
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,310
Now, there's some
things that 'bump' them,
280
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,515
and we have to hit it harder
with the 'funny hammer',
281
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,387
but in general, they LOVE it!
282
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:45,158
Awesome. Wait. Now it says
283
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,828
'Based on Blythe Baxter who
works at Littlest Pet Shop.'
284
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,859
And none of the names
have been changed!
285
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,164
Oh, yeah, about that.
286
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,025
The network feels that
people will tune in
287
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,944
if they know it's based on a
real person and place, so--
288
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,837
Mr. Von Pat, you promised!
289
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,940
Don't worry, we have plenty of
time before we move forward
290
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,343
if you still don't like it.
291
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,984
Hey, you should come
down to the studio
292
00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,850
to see our dress rehearsal,
tomorrow. Bring the pets.
293
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,180
Dress rehearsal? Tomorrow?
294
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,985
But you said there
was plenty of time
295
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,967
before we move forward.
296
00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:17,962
There is! The rehearsal's
tomorrow, not today.
297
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:23,258
And if all goes well, the next
day...we shoot the pilot!
298
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:24,503
What did he just say?
299
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,965
Here's the thing, Mr. Von Pat.
300
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:34,011
I don't think the actors really
capture the spirit of me
301
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,507
or the pets. And you promised
you'd change the names.
302
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,010
And not say that
this is based on me.
303
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,053
Trust me. We're going to make
you all look even BETTER
304
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,949
than you do in real life.
305
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:47,191
Well, I appreciate you
giving me the chance
306
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,487
to design the costumes, and I
can't wait to see them, but...
307
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,460
Oh, right, about that.
308
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,360
Uh, the network went with
another costume designer.
309
00:14:55,362 --> 00:14:57,362
Another designer?
310
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,434
Meh, that's showbiz.
311
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,601
[buzz]
312
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,969
Ooh, we're starting!
313
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:05,267
314
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,272
A lonely little princess,
315
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,514
In a tropical locale,
316
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,679
Inherited a pet shop,
317
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:14,178
From her wacky Uncle Al.
318
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,210
She went to the big city,
319
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,916
With a suitcase in her clutch,
320
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,589
A fish that's out of water,
321
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,317
But the city was too much.
322
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,563
She met some kooky aliens,
323
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,958
Who zapped her in a blur,
324
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:30,191
Now Blythe can talk to animals,
325
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,196
And they can talk to her!
326
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:33,398
Hello?
327
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,030
Hello! Hey there! What's up?
328
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:39,095
Here at the Tiniest Animal Store,
329
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:43,165
You get to do the things you love to do,
330
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:47,406
Here at the Tiniest Animal Store,
331
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,084
You might not believe us,
332
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:55,023
But we swear that it's all true!
333
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,091
Announcer: 'Tiniest Animal
Store' is based
334
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,690
on a totally true and
completely not-made-up girl,
335
00:15:58,692 --> 00:16:00,592
Blythe Baxter, who works
at Littlest Pet Shop.
336
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,363
[groan]
337
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:07,332
[applause]
338
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:12,204
Blythe, I'm out of mongeese to
eat. Can you help me find some?
339
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:16,265
I'm doing a great job at being
your security guard, Blythe.
340
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:19,276
I've scared away
ALL the mongooses!
341
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,609
It's mongeese and those
were going to be my dinner!
342
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,575
[snare drum rimshot]
343
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,423
[laughter]
344
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,418
Being able to talk and
understand you pets
345
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,750
can sure be exhausting.
346
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,585
[rimshot and recorded laughter]
347
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,391
Oh, Minka. You're the
most injury-prone monkey
348
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,594
in the world.
349
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,725
[laughter]
350
00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:42,302
Those silly pets! Even though
I can easily talk with them,
351
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,602
I wish I could leave
this tiny animal store
352
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:49,514
and do what I REALLY want to
do. Become a famous actress!
353
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,479
Imagine me on a stage somewhere,
354
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:54,778
living the dream
of being a star.
355
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,781
But it's never going to happen.
356
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,223
I already blew the
audition I went to today.
357
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,419
Don't worry, Blythe.
358
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,461
You can still go to that
audition and nail it.
359
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,527
Gee, Russell, you're
not very smart, are you?
360
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,157
I just said that the
audition already happened
361
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,233
and I really messed
up. It's too late.
362
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:17,543
Ah, but it's not too late,
Blythe, because we built you...
363
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,297
A time machine!
364
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:21,435
[applause]
365
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,511
Cut!
366
00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,439
[buzzer]
367
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,181
Well, I, for one, am thrilled!
368
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,510
Huh?
369
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,515
That I'm not being portrayed
in this ridiculous show.
370
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,818
[sigh] I should have
known this would happen,
371
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,651
but getting a chance
to design the costumes
372
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:39,456
was too hard to pass up.
373
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:42,159
We can't let Von Pat
get away with this!
374
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:45,262
We need to protect Blythe's
secret... and our reputations!
375
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:48,365
Well, I know exactly
what this show needs.
376
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:53,498
A rewrite! Now here's
what we do... [whispering]
377
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,706
I heard we may go back
in time to the dark ages,
378
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,551
so we'll need a flashlight.
379
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,477
Duhhh. Why isn't this
flashlight working?
380
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,423
That's not a flashlight, it's...
381
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,488
It's an umbrella. I know that.
382
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,317
You... do?
383
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:15,092
Of course. I'm the... smartest
and most organized of the pets.
384
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,125
That's not in the script.
What are you doing?
385
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:19,760
I'm just reading off
the teleprompter!
386
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,366
In fact, did you know that
the theory of relativity,
387
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,168
'e equals mc squared' was
originally a calculation mistake
388
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,241
by Albert Einstein?
389
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,480
Before we go back in time, can
we stock up on mongeese to eat?
390
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:34,108
Time travel makes
me hungr--- huh?
391
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:38,282
[beep beep]
392
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:44,824
Well, I guess...geckos and
mongeese are...BFF's?
393
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:49,164
Well. I just got back from
the hospital... again!
394
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,132
My monkey antics give
me so many injur--
395
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:54,801
[squawks]
396
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,371
[laughter]
397
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,710
Oh, my silly, silly pets.
398
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,437
Now before we get into
the time machine...
399
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:04,813
What?
400
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:07,151
Come back!
401
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,677
[laughter]
402
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:15,521
403
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,822
Eeeeek!
404
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,863
405
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,859
[crash]
406
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,200
407
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,427
[scream]
408
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,471
409
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,428
[clang]
410
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:35,735
[laughter]
411
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,212
[poof]
412
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,640
[screaming laughter]
413
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,545
CUT! CUT! What is going on here?
414
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,618
These pets are ruining
my entire show!
415
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:48,487
I'm sorry, Mr. Von Pat. I
don't know what got into them.
416
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,618
Well, this cannot stand!
You need to leave.
417
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,524
And take all those
pets with you, too.
418
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,732
Well, what are you waiting for?
419
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,431
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know
if you were talking to me
420
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,395
or someone on your phone.
421
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,574
Because, I never know
if you're talking to me
422
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,273
or someone on your phone!
423
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,935
[crash]
424
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:14,414
Blythe, wait. Sorry the
show didn't work out.
425
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,884
I'm not, but I am bummed
that my designs went nowhere.
426
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,284
But they did go somewhere.
427
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,516
I took them to Edith
Foote, our costume designer
428
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,362
and she loved them.
429
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:27,457
In fact, she's wondering
if you'd be interested
430
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,590
in a part-time internship.
431
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,756
Interested? I'm
DEFINITELY interested!
432
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,525
[happy squawks]
433
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,337
Mrs. Twombly: Agh! I
can't DO this anymore!
434
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:44,681
The constant pressure of
being on television,
435
00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:48,747
it's too much to be
interesting 24 hours a day.
436
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,478
I'm just a woman,
running a pet store.
437
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,454
Asking you to love me.
438
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:57,324
Mrs. Twombly, are you all right?
439
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,023
Please Blythe, you're
standing in my key light.
440
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,825
[jingle]
441
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,387
Hi, again. I just remembered the
original reason I came in here.
442
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,556
To buy a toy for
the potbelly pig.
443
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,325
And to tell you that the
show was cancelled.
444
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,773
Thank GOODNESS!
445
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:13,569
So, the network didn't like The
Tiniest Animal Store after all?
446
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,743
No. They say the premise
was too outrageous.
447
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,443
I mean, really!
448
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:23,954
Who's gonna believe that a girl
can talk with pets? [laugh]
449
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,023
Ha! Not us.
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