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¶ the wheels on the littlest pet
shuttle go round and round, ¶
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¶ round and roundround and round ¶
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¶ the wheels on the littlest pet
shuttle go round and round, ¶
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¶ all through the town.
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Everybody sing!
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(squeak)
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Oh yeah, forgot about our
pesky language barrier.
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¶
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Oh, I know our owners like it,
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But I'm not crazy about the
new vet shuttle service.
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It means I'll be getting shots
on a more regular basis. Ow!
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The vet's hands
are like icebergs!
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Yeah, and really
c-c-cold, too.
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When you're a
superstar like me,
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A trip to the vet
comes with the job.
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I have a whole entourage
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Who make sure I'm in
tiptop condition.
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Tip-top, tip tip tip top, tip
top toppy tippy-dippity top top
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Pitty toppity tip
tip t-o-o-o-o-o-p!
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Ooh, sorry, sweetie.
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I forgot that was one
of your trigger words.
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I'm ok.
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(full mouth) I like the vet.
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She gave me seven cookies.
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The vet gave you
seven cookies?
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Ah, penny ling, do you think
maybe you were supposed
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To share those cookies
with the rest of us?
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(munching)
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Oh! Sorry.
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Fisher biskit here, ownerof largest ever pet shop,
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With one question for you.
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Are you tired of shopping foryour pet at those under-supplied
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Little neighborhood pet shops?
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Oh, for the love of pudding.
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Then March over to largest ever
pet shop for a galaxy of choices
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And out-of-this-world savings!
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(click)
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That'll be enough out
of you, fisher biskit.
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Although, I should do more
advertising myself.
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(gasp)
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Trashcan!
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Ouch!
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I declare a foul as you did
not tell me in advance
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That we were playing the
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"whoever spots a trash can first
gets to punch his friend
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In the arm" game.
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Therefore, I declare
the right to deliver
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Four penalty punches onto
your spindly reptile ar--.
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Wait, sunil!
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Oh!
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Are you seeking mercy
from my mighty knuckles?
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No. Look!
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Oh my...
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¶ (sci-fi sting)
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Is it possible that
you are thinking
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What I am possibly thinking?
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It is if you're thinking
we'll be abducted by aliens
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And have our brains
replaced with tomatoes.
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Precisely!
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We're being invaded by aliens!
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¶ you think aboutall the things ¶
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¶ that you love to do
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¶ it all comes true
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¶ you find a placeyou never knew ¶
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¶ where you're happy to
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¶ just be you!
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¶ we can be (yeah)
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¶ who we wanna be (yeah)
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¶ at littlest pet shop
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¶ you and me
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¶ we can be (yeah)
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¶ who we wanna be (yeah)
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¶ at littlest pet shop
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¶ you and me
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¶ (eerie)
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Mm, it sure looks
like a spaceship.
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That's because it
is a spaceship!
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Aaah!
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I don't know.
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What is there to know?
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It's right there,
floating up in the sky!
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Full of aliens from another
planet whose only goal
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Is to turn us all into
their mindless robots!
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Oh, I don't want to be
mindless, or mind-probed,
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Or otherwise bothered by
these alien overlords!
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Alien overlord?
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I know that guy!
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Gleeeeep.
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Eep glork.
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Zork!
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I know! Ha ha!
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Oh, I want you to keep it,
so you'll always remember
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The friendship of
the pets of earth!
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Or is it 'guys'?
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Is an alien with three
heads one person or three?
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Sunil's talking
about the new rulers
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Of the planet earth, minka.
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I've heard that these aliens
like to sneak up on you
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In the middle of the night
and push you over!
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(snoring)
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(alien giggling)
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(thud)
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What the...?
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That's right!
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They're panda tippers.
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(fearful gasps)
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Hi, mrs. Twombly.
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Would you like some help
unloading the pets?
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Is fisher biskit an
annoying old goatherd?
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I'm guessing that
means 'yes'.
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(squealing)
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What the heck was that about?
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I'm not sure, but it did just
give me a good advertising idea.
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I'm gonna hire me
a sign spinner!
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(panicked screams)
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Hurry, sunil, we've got to
get fort vinnie put together
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Before the aliens come charging
through our front door.
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And would you mind
telling me why this fort
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Is automatically
named after you?
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Why is it not being
called fort sunil? Hm?
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Fine! We'll call it
fort vinnie and sunil.
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And would you mind
telling me why your name
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Automatically comes
first in the fort title
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And my name comes in
the second place?
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Fine! Fort sunil and vinnie!
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Hm, much better.
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But with all of that
pet chow stacked up,
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Will it not be more
of a bunker, really?
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Unless you want to
be mind-controlled,
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Or otherwise mind-probed, I'd
get busy dragging some more
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Of those sacks of
pet chow over here!
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Mind probed?
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Yikes!
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Ah, let's see...
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Klaatu.
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Barada.
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Necktie.
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What are you doing, russell?
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I am attempting to create
a universal language
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In order that we might
communicate with these aliens.
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My hope is that I can convince
them that we mean no harm
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And wish to peacefully
coexist with them.
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Oh, yeah.
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I was gonna do that, but
since you already started...
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What have you got?
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(raspberry)
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Well, excuse me for asking.
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No, pepper, (raspberry)
is all I got so far.
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(grunts)
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This is one panda who's not
going to be tipped over
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So easily.
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Zoe, aren't you
a-scared of the aliens?
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I was, (pose), until I
realized that someone
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With as much star
power as me, (pose),
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Has absolutely nothing
to worry about.
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In fact, it might actually
be a boon to my career.
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How do you figure that?
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I'll have a whole
new set of fans
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Back on the aliens'
home planet.
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I wish I had as much
confidence as you do.
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I'm worried that my
jokes won't translate
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For this kind of
'out-of-town audience',
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And they'll be like...
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'what?'
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And then they'll shoot
us with a ray gun!
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(battle cries)
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Yeah ha!
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You plan on fighting off
aliens with a pooper scooper?
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Like a mop is any better?
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Ha! Do you plan on wetting
the floor so the aliens slip?
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I can assure you that me and my
scooper will do just fine
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In defending fort sunil!
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You mean fort vinnie.
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Fort sunil!
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Fort vinnie!
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Fort sunil!
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Minka: Pets! Pets! Pets!
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Let's all calm down.
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Minka is here to save the day.
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What are you talking
about, minka?
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How do you plan
on saving the day?
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(sigh) how soon they forget.
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Don't you all remember
the time I landed on mars?
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There were aliens there, right?
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I can handle any aliens that
might try to invade us.
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(panicked screams)
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Ok, mrs. Twombly, I
just have one question.
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What's that, madison?
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Would you mind repeating
everything you just said?
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(sigh) of course not, dear.
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Your job as a sign spinner
is to draw customers
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Into littlest pet shop.
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How you do that is...
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Spin the sign fast,
but not too fast.
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Add some funky dance steps
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To let the people know
you're having a good time.
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And bring it home with
some kung fu moves!
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(martial arts shouts)
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That will absolutely make any
pedestrians want to come into
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The shop and spend
some sweet moolah.
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Understand?
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I think so.
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Good! Show me what
you got, kid.
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(sigh)
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All righty, then.
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What the huh?
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Ok, what's this all about?
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(all talking at once)
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Wait. Hold on. Stop!
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Just one of you, please.
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Well, blythe, I can only
assume you haven't seen it
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On the news yet,
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But we've discovered that
our beloved downtown city
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Is being invaded by aliens!
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Ha ha!
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What are you talking about?
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That's ridiculous!
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No, it's not, blythe.
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I can honestly tell you that I
saw the invader's spacecraft
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With my own eyes.
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That's silly talk,
and I can prove it.
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What's up,
blythe-y-blythe-blythe?
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Dad, I just wanted to ask
your professional opinion
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On kind of a silly
little something.
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Silly little somethin's
are my specialty.
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Shoot.
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Um, ufos, alien
spaceships and all that,
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There's no such thing...
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Right?
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Yeah. Ok.
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Let me bounce that around
in the old noodle for a sec.
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Hmm.
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Well, to be honest, blythe,
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I can't be certainthey don't exist.
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I mean, I can't reallybe sure if what I saw
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Were weather balloons,or lightning,
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But I've seen some really weird
stuff up there over the years.
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One time I even saw a cloudthat looked like my aunt laura.
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Does that answer your question?
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I'm not sure...
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But, thanks.
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(all talking at once)
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As far as I'm
concerned,
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That also means that my dad
can't be certain they do exist.
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I think.
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Well, I took a hit on
the lady liberty costume,
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But at least I got a partial
refund on that arrow sign.
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(girl on tv) hello, peoplewith money to spend.
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Our daddy is fisher
biskit and he, like,
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Owns this awesome store.
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Right, brittany?
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You are so, like,
right, whittany. Like.
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Hmmpf!
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He owns largest ever
pet shop which is, like,
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The best pet store in
all of downtown city.
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Right, brittany?
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That's right, whittany.
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All those other pet shops,
exspecially the littlest,
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Tiniest ones are just
like sad, and stuff.
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(click)
261
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:16,638
Nuts to that noise.
262
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,383
I'll show you, fisher biskit!
263
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,449
You have my solemn oath!
264
00:11:27,253 --> 00:11:30,063
Sorry dear, that was just a
motivational outburst
265
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,257
Played for dramatic effect.
266
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,462
Can I have my pay?
267
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,091
Agh!
268
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:42,703
(panicked chatter)
269
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,543
Blythe, put your hat back on!
270
00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:47,608
Yes, a thin layer of shiny
aluminum foil is all that stands
271
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,337
Between you and being made to
eat foods you do not like!
272
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,483
Huh?
273
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,478
He's right!
274
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:58,549
¶ (sci-fi)
275
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:00,252
Vinnie: There wasthis pet I talked to
276
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,723
Who said he was abducted once
277
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,422
And they made him eatall of his vegetables.
278
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:11,504
¶
279
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,066
(struggling grunts)
280
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:23,436
Here comes the airplane!
281
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:28,753
(airplane noise)
282
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:31,783
(gulp)
283
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,045
Blah!
284
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,417
True story.
285
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,063
Uh-huh.
286
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,788
And who was the pet
that told you this?
287
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,602
All right, everybody.
288
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,228
I don't think we're
being invaded by aliens.
289
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:51,374
(protests)
290
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:54,511
But I do think that
you saw something.
291
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:58,508
Something that, like my dad
said, can't be explained.
292
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:01,152
You two were the first to see
what looked like a spaceship
293
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,048
Hovering near the top
of a building, right?
294
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:05,479
Ye-yes, you are correct.
295
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,285
Where was this building?
296
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,587
In the middle of downtown
city, on the way back
297
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,459
From the vetertranarianian
lady, person.
298
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,429
Who gave us cookies that penny
ling thought were all hers.
299
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,458
I said I was sorry.
300
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:22,204
Ok, vinnie and sunil, no offense
but you two tend to overreact.
301
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,502
Hm, true dat.
302
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,103
Most assuredly.
303
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,405
So we are going to get
to the bottom of this
304
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,567
And the best way to
do that is to go
305
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,776
To where this
ufo is supposed to be.
306
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:34,378
(horrified gasps)
307
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,151
¶
308
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,321
Yay! I can't wait to go
see the aliens!
309
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,761
Minka, I have to say you
really have been very calm
310
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,118
Through all of this.
311
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,356
I have, haven't I?
312
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,160
Go me!
313
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,332
So, blythe, we're going to
ground zero of the invasion?
314
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,572
I'm not sure that's
such a good idea.
315
00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:57,038
Yeah, I haven't had enough
time to work up any jokes
316
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,497
That don't involve beetle grubs.
317
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:00,565
And there's a ray gun
with my name on it.
318
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,414
Pets, please!
319
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,379
As I already told you,
there's no need to worry
320
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,108
With space explorer
minka in the mix.
321
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,354
You keep forgetting
that I have experience
322
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,420
With the wholealien-interaction thing.
323
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,287
These ought to bring
in some customers.
324
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,494
(bored) free samples!
325
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,534
Get 'em while they're hot.
326
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:29,773
(munching)
327
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:32,339
Agh, these cookies taste weird.
328
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,209
What's in them?
329
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:37,577
Beef, chicken, and
pork by-products.
330
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,207
Blah!
331
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:42,082
Oh, those aren't cookies;
they're kibble cakes for pets.
332
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,582
(gagging)
333
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,754
That's weird.
334
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,292
I thought they
tasted pretty good.
335
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,348
(groan)
336
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,689
Come on, penny ling, hop on.
337
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,691
No.
338
00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,692
Why?
339
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:58,063
Penny ling, I promise that I
will not allow any aliens
340
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,134
To tip you.
341
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,967
(motor starts)
342
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:10,111
Friend vinnie, as we draw ever
closer to our impending doom,
343
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,740
Allow me to say that it has been
a pleasure and a privilege
344
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,006
To consider you both
a trusted colleague
345
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:17,315
And a valued associate.
346
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:20,047
Aw, thanks, sunil.
347
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:23,393
Any chance you could repeat
that using smaller words?
348
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:26,490
¶
349
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:37,436
¶ (humming to herself)
350
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,667
Huh.
351
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,572
I feel like somebody's
watching me.
352
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,783
¶ (humming)
353
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:49,649
All righty, my 'twombly-sense'
354
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,479
Is definitely telling
me something.
355
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,546
Oh, good heavens!
356
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,117
Fisher biskit!
357
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,664
¶
358
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,965
Let's play 'whoever
spots an alien first
359
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,099
Gets to punch the other
guy in the arm.'
360
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,474
If I spot the alien first,
361
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,242
Do I get to punch both of you?
362
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,670
No! No!
363
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,735
Minka, this is a male bonding
ritual, thusly and therefore,
364
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,445
As a female you are
automatically excluded.
365
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:23,718
Ow! Ow!
366
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,454
I'm surprised they haven't
started the invasion yet.
367
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,494
There's not an alien in sight.
368
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,519
(sigh) that's because
there are no aliens.
369
00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:39,331
Alien tripod mind probe machine!
370
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,532
¶ (sci-fi)
371
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,374
(crashing)
372
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:51,082
The aliens' indestructible
tripod ship!
373
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,116
(relieved sighs)
374
00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:09,359
(buzz)
375
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,362
Did you hear that?
376
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,074
Oh, it's their
panda-tipper machine!
377
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,467
And their portable ray gun!
378
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,510
Vinnie and sunil: No! It's analien assault robot!
379
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:28,411
(screams)
380
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:36,987
(relieved sighs)
381
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,427
Oh! What's that?
382
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:45,727
¶ (sci-fi)
383
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,732
Vinnie: Ah! Alien snake men!
384
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,765
(screams)
385
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,544
(relieved sighs)
386
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:02,084
A water tower, a garbage truck
and floppy air-dancers...
387
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,712
No aliens!
388
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:07,446
You pets need to get your
imaginations under control.
389
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:08,454
Payback!
390
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,515
Ow!
391
00:18:12,424 --> 00:18:13,624
Here we are, blythe.
392
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:16,687
Blythe: Largest ever pet shop?
393
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:19,726
This is where you
saw the spaceship?
394
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,602
Yuppers, this is the place.
395
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,971
(agreeing chatter)
396
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:28,011
Well, whatever you saw,
it's not here anymore.
397
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,507
But where did it go?
398
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,039
Maybe they changed their plans
399
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,714
And decided to
invade another city.
400
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:35,612
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
401
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,375
I'll bet they went to
invade uptown city.
402
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:41,554
Oh, or perhaps midtown
city; they deserve it.
403
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,694
(surprised gasps)
404
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,619
Hello,
blythe...Beasts.
405
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,485
What brings you here?
406
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,994
Decide to show your
furry little friends
407
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,356
What a real pet
shop looks like?
408
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,495
No, they -- I mean, I just
thought I saw something up there
409
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,343
When I rode by earlier.
410
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,068
If you're talking about the
flying saucer advertising
411
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:04,144
Inflatable thingee,
it's, like... Gone.
412
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:08,584
Daddy sold it online to some
loser for a huge profit.
413
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,681
It's amazing what
some people will buy.
414
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,384
Yeah, like...
415
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,146
Fashions by blythe.
416
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:19,056
(mean laugh)
417
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,626
Oh, they're horrible.
418
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,499
If anybody deserves to be
abducted and mind-controlled
419
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,657
By aliens, it's those two.
420
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,126
(laugh)
421
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,404
First they'd have
to find their minds.
422
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,673
Well, at least now we know
we're not being invaded.
423
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,972
We do?
424
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,613
Yeah, didn't you
hear the biskits?
425
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,478
What you saw was an
advertising inflatable.
426
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,278
What does that mean?
427
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,350
Well, it's a giant blow-up that
looks like it's something
428
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,649
That it's supposed to look like,
429
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,281
But it really isn't
that something,
430
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,346
Just a fake version
of it, full of air,
431
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,664
And it's used to sell stuff
because people look at it
432
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:53,017
And then, apparently they
go inside and buy stuff.
433
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,226
Make sense?
434
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,227
Uh-huh.
435
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:56,358
Makes total sense.
436
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:02,503
Oh, we knew it was one of those
inflatalatables all along.
437
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,142
Didn't we, sunil?
438
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:08,174
(giggle) of course!
439
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:11,084
We were only hoping to provide
some healthy play time
440
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,707
By initiating a wave
of invasion paranoia.
441
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:17,053
So, did everyone have a
good time with their fear?
442
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,380
All: No!
443
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:25,415
What the? I don't believe it.
444
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,692
Well, what do you think, blythe?
445
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,796
I got it at a huge discount.
446
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,758
Practically stole the thing.
447
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,526
If that doesn't grab yourattention and make you want
448
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,736
To shop here, I don'tknow what will.
449
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:44,078
I bought it online from a guy
by the name of bisher fiskit.
450
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:47,114
Bisher fisket? Oh no.
451
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,678
(rumbling)
452
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,324
(startled gasps)
453
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:54,719
¶ (sci-fi)
454
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:57,091
Come over to
largest ever pet shop
455
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,560
Where the savings are
out of this world!
456
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:04,326
I'll never give
up, fisher biskit.
457
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:11,400
Never! Never!
458
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:19,080
Captain, we've been hit by
a powerful sonic weapon!
459
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,448
Turn around, this planet is
far too dangerous to invade!
460
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,508
Yes, sir.
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